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I need friends guys..

>> No.9489871
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9489871

>>9489868
Why would you say something weird like that?

>> No.9489873

>>9489868
get a slow cooker and make roasts for potential friends. invite a group of people by (or if you are in a dorm just let the smell waft out) a few hours before the roast is done. the smell will get you friends.

>> No.9489874

>>9489871
Im serious

>> No.9489877

Everyone needs friends. Go out and make some anon!

>> No.9489878

>>9489873
This is making me anxious

>> No.9489880

>>9489877
You seem like you talk to people easily

>> No.9489883

>>9489878
don't be anxious! have a pulled pork sandwich instead, anon! the buns are on the counter!

>> No.9489898

>>9489883
Why cant i know peoplelike you anon

>> No.9489901

>>9489873
Chads are just gonna use me for my slow cooked meats

>> No.9489921

>>9489898
<3
>>9489901
<3

>> No.9489948

>>9489873
and if you fuck it up you can always use it to lure stray cats or birds, and they can be your friends.

>> No.9489952

>>9489948
it's tough to fuck up a pot roast

>> No.9489955

>>9489948
You have life figured out dont you

>> No.9489963

>>9489868
Go play games at your local nerd shop

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9489974

>>9489948

>> No.9489978

>>9489955
Not really, but I know how to catch a bird.

>> No.9489984

>>9489978
If you have to catch the bird, is it really your friend?

>> No.9489989

>>9489984
Does it matter?

>> No.9489995

>>9489989
Yes

>> No.9490075

>>9489995
Then yes, it's really your friend.