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Would you eat human meat if you had the opportunity?

>> No.9483736

why not, with some sriracha everything tastes the same.

>> No.9483738

>hasn't been drained of blood
>hasn't been de-boned
>butcher even forgot to remove the clothes

No way I can find space for him in my freezer.

>> No.9483751

>>9483738
This. It'd be like someone just tucking a whole uncleaned pig into some vacuum pack and selling it. Disgusting.

>> No.9483759

I've read that cannibals in Papa New Guinea call human meat "Long Pig" since apparently the closest meat to humans is pork. I'd be willing to try human ribs if smoked.

>> No.9483761

>>9483712
I already eat hotdogs.

>> No.9483778

> $2.04
Also you retards really need to learn what prion diseases are

>> No.9483785

ye id try it if i could

>> No.9483786

>>9483712
No, I wouldn't want to get The Hunger.

>> No.9483790

If I was assured it was voluntarily provided, sure

Don't want to eat a slave

>> No.9483799

Reminder that Idi Amin, His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular", Uncrowned King of Scotland considered human meat too salty for his liking

>> No.9483800

It is unethical and inhumane to throw away aborted fetuses when people are starving. We should eat that human veal.

>> No.9483812

>>9483778

only if you eat the brains, ananon

>> No.9483816

>>9483812
Brains of other animals, you'll get prion diseases from any human flesh unless I'm mixing something up

>> No.9483818

Prawn brain is just especially-fishy cream

>> No.9483821

>>9483778

Just don't eat brains you'll be fine.

>> No.9483828

>>9483821
>>9483821
The brains are a lot worse but muscle is still dangerous

>> No.9483831

Yeah, for sure I'd try it given it was collected under the right circumstances. Say immediately after someone died in a car crash.

Would you eat human sashimi?

>> No.9483834

>>9483816

You can but it's dramatically less likely.

Catching other diseases is a big risk though if you don't pick your prey carefully, stuff like hepatitis could be transmitted through cannibalism.

>> No.9483836

>>9483712
id like to eat a white girl. i wouldnt like the thought of eating a minority and theres something gay about eating male meat

>> No.9483841

>>9483836
>something gay about eating male meat

Ya no shit

>> No.9483961

>>9483836
>something gay about eating male meat

You didn't say that last night, did you?

>> No.9484029

>>9483759
They call it the same in Hawai'i.

>> No.9484046

I'd make pozole.

>> No.9484053

>>9483759
>>9484029
That Japanese cannibal said it was like eating tuna IIRC

>> No.9484058

Abso-fuckin-lutely.I seriously think about this daily. I bet it tastes amazing.

>> No.9484311

Well if you made that shit look like cheesesteak I'd be all over that fucking shit

>> No.9484321

>>9483836
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO BE A CANNIBAL?!??!

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>>9483712
>Price/kilo
>$

>> No.9484333

>>9483712
I eat the little fleshy things from next to my fingernails when they stick out,
>already a cannibal

>> No.9484385

>>9483836
Only gay if you swallow

>> No.9484402

>>9483712
If had a girlfriend to eat it with

That might sound weird but that way it might be kinda a hot activity especially if we caught the meat together

>> No.9484415

>>9483712
hell no, just think of what kind of people would be used for meat.

poor people or an inferior race

>> No.9484430

>>9483778
Prions are cool.

>> No.9484513

No because it is a sin and literally says not to in the Bible. Also, it is generally toxic for consumption. Hence why nigger tribes who eat each other tend to die before 35.

>> No.9484529

>>9484513
> No because it is a sin
Proofs
> literally says not to in the Bible
Proofs

>> No.9484538

I'd probably taste pretty good.
I've been marinading myself with beer for over 20 years and I don't get much exercise so my meat would be nicely marbled and tender.

>> No.9484565

>>9483712
If it was already prepared an the human didn't have any diseases then sure.

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>>9483712
yes

>> No.9484782

>>9484402
Fucking milinials

>> No.9485043

>>9484513
>muh skydaddy

>> No.9485058

With all the corned beef from Mexico, I could get a hint of rival cartel ears

>> No.9485125
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>>9483836
i read this and thought it was fucked up but then i realized i feel the same way

i then began to think of the people i would/wouldn't eat, and came to the conclusion that i would only eat people i would fuck
like, only cute, non-overweight white or asian girls

i then wanted to know if asian girls and white girls taste different

what does this mean

>> No.9485132

>>9485125
why did those thoughts never cross your mind when you were a teenager?

>> No.9485433

>no halal sign
Haram.

>> No.9485524

Depends on the cut. I'd assume that for most humans, lats would make a really good cut.

>>9484330
Most of the anglosphere uses metric as well as dollars.

>> No.9485539

>>9483712
>60kg
Vegan manlet detected

>> No.9485544

>>9483834
cooking wouldn't kill the viruses?

>> No.9485579

>>9483712
Not unless that human was vegan who didn't use beauty products. Probably the reason why people don't eat carnivorous animals is because they taste bad. I had friends who offered me dog and I declined because of principles, but to them it's just meat.

>> No.9485596

i only eat human veal

>> No.9485607

I would eat a Taylor swift. That shit probably tastes good.

>> No.9486831

>>9483759
>>9483712
>After the Conquest, when cannibalism was banned, pork became the staple meat as it "tasted very similar" [to human flesh], according to a Spanish priest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pozole
if you ever had pozole in México you probably have and you wouldn't even know

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>>9483712
chink detected

>> No.9486960

>>9485544
Nah man, viruses can be pretty tough, that's why mad cow is always a threat, cooking just isn't hot/high pressure enough

>> No.9487030

I only eat stupid animals, so yes as long as it was politically right in life.