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9482333 No.9482333 [Reply] [Original]

Are potatoes objectively the greatest food on the planet?

>> No.9482372

Enjoy your botulism OP
Potatoes are disgusting poison

>> No.9482373

>>9482333
Yes
>>9482372
Nu-male

>> No.9482378

>>9482333
No.

>> No.9482699

>>9482372
Potatoes are brotatoes, my dude.

>> No.9482707
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9482707

They are great, here where I live we have a bunch of different types.

>> No.9482724

Combined with dairy you could live and thrive indefinitely. Just ask the irish ghosts who were victims of the english manufactured potato famine genocide.

>> No.9482743

What is the best way to have potatoes straight?

>> No.9482776

>>9482743
>potatoes straight
I guess just takin a big ol bite of potato. "Straight" doesn't give many other options.

>> No.9482795

>>9482743
Jacket potato I'd wager if by straight you mean just potato, if you're allowed to use oil/ butter I'd say roast potatoes or chips (fries).

>> No.9482801

>>9482707
LatAm spotted, is there a significant difference in the other coloured potatoes mate?

>> No.9482842
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>>9482801
The taste, there's one that taste like asparagus with garlic, there's other that taste like a mix of an apple and berries. We also eat the potatoe's fruits they are like tomato cherries

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>>9482372
Pro tip: cook them first. You should never eat potatoes raw.

Now you know.

>> No.9482884

>>9482842
I thought potato fruits were poisonous???

>> No.9482894

>>9482333
Of course senpai, especially with CHEEEESE!

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>> No.9483104

>>9482884
Depend of the type of potato, the normal one that everyone eat it's poisonous

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>>9482372
You really don't belong in this world...

>> No.9483568

>>9482776
I can't digest raw potato
>>9482795
Jacket/roast potato is too dry, chips is a good idea though.

>> No.9483734

Just bought 10 lbs of "roasters" for $4. What do?

>> No.9483739
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9483739

I unironically love potato flowers

>> No.9483787

Brotatoes are the best carbs and they make your poo stick together properly too!

>> No.9483859

>>9482333
yes
i could eat potatoes all day every day, just microwave (shut up it's like three minutes), butter or sour cream, valentina hot sauce and you got yourself a meal baby

>> No.9483936

>>9482743
I like mine both neat and on the rocks.

>> No.9483941

>>9483734
im in the same boat. just bought 10 pounds because they were on sale for a dollar. i assume they are old and gonna rot/fungus up real soon. im planning on making half into a mash, half into homemade chips and fries

>> No.9484040

When I go camping I like to wrap some potatoes in heavy foil and bury them under some coals from the fire when I go to sleep.
Wa La, breakfast potatoes.

>> No.9484118

>>9482724

Also requires Vit. C. Hence the Irish dish of champ.

>> No.9485991

>>9482372
>botulism
>potatoes
fucking what

>> No.9486138

>>9482743
Stuff your girl full of mashed taters and eat her out
Straightest meal ever
ayyy