al/ck/ general

[Anonymous No.9481274]

It's 3AM somewhere addition.

[Anonymous No.9482320]

How do I drink vodka without mixing it? I always end up coughing and it burns in my throat, super unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.9482322]

>>9482320
Quit drinking

[Anonymous No.9482329]

>>9482320
Add water. You can still taste the flavors but the burn is a lot less and it's hydration

[Anonymous No.9482354]

>>9482320
Tampon up the butt.
But srsly, cheap vodka burns. I like to mix it with a bit of the (strained) brine from pickles (also a great chaser)

[Anonymous No.9482433]

>>9481274
I woke up at 3 am today. At least I got 6 hours of sleep which is a straight up miracle.

[Anonymous No.9482447]

2 days sober, probably gonna get drunk tomorrow if my dad brings home beer but otherwise just trying not to go buy a bottle and drink it in my dark room and waste another 3-4 days of my life
>>9482320
>falling for the straight vodka meme

[Anonymous No.9482457]

Do any alcks still live with their parents ? I'm a former lightweight alck, my mom knows about it, got somewhat sober in the last few months. She went fucking ballistic when I came back from the bar yesterday. I wasn't even drunk, only had 4 beers. She told me I am a parasite, a loser and a fucking dumbass who'll never finish his studies nor get a job. Seriously considering punching the shit out of her. Sorry for the blogpost. Just needed too get it out.

[Anonymous No.9482489]

I've moved away from hard liquor and beer and drink only wine now. I mask my alcoholism under a facade of being a wine connoisseur. I'm only a beginner, but hopefully I can adequately justify how much wine I drink with a vast array of knowledgeable points.

Currently drinking a boxed cask of cheap shiraz.

[Anonymous No.9482514]

>>9482489
Do you have an infographic or something on wine talking points? I've always wanted to get into wine, but most of it tastes either like feet or like getting mouth fucked by the Kool-aids man's sweet cock.

[Anonymous No.9482529]

>>9482514
>talking points
I haven't built those up yet. All I know so far is the $10 2L shiraz I bought today and the two $5 chardonnays I bought yesterday. The chardonnays are fairly dry and the shiraz is quite hearty with a good aftertaste (6 glasses in so far). Eyeing off some cheap sauv blanc tomorrow.

Might buy some expensive stuff on the weekend

[Anonymous No.9482540]

>>9482457
>Sorry for the blogpost.
This general is made for blogposts, no worries.
Anyways, I'm not an alcoholic but I live at home. Drank too much wine yesterday and talked about it with my mom, which is pretty fucking annoying because now I have to be sneaky about it, especially with getting shitfaced. Fuck this

[Anonymous No.9482552]

>>9481274
you're supposed to link in the old thread and make the new one after it has reached bump limit

i got banned once for making a new thread while the old one was 6 posts away from bump limit.

[Anonymous No.9482578]

>>9482540
What the fuck do you live in a Muslim household or something?

[Anonymous No.9482594]

>>9482578
No, but since I live at home my parents would probably forbid me to drink should I overdo it again. I just want to drink in my room and be left alone

[Anonymous No.9482598]

>>9482540
>Talking with mom
This is fucking horrible. It's soul-crushing and ineffective, an they can't get that through their head. Also, don't become an alck, dude. It's just not worth it. I'm currently going home where she's waiting for me. She wants to show me job offers and explain to me why I'm an unemployable piece of shit. As soon as I finish my studies and become financially independent, I'm burning all the bridges with my immediate family. Get my place, change my phone number or block them, and never fucking ever have any kind of contact with them for the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.9482608]

>>9482594
You got money? They won't notice if you're drinking your own stuff.

[Anonymous No.9482618]

>>9482608
I am buying my own alcohol. Problem is that my mom has a light sleep. Yesterday she woke up while I was taking a piss and forced me to breathe against her face...

[Anonymous No.9482633]

After two months of sobriety, I slowly fell off the wagon and eventually got back up to 6-8 7%+ beers a night. I've been sick the last few days and haven't had any drinks. No withdrawal symptoms this time, which is nice because I had horrible stomach cramps and headaches the first time I stopped. I want to try to keep this streak rolling but I have some delicious fresh hop beer in my fridge. Maybe I should just give it to my neighbor.

[Anonymous No.9482635]

>>9482618
>breath against her face
Holy shit are you me ? She makes me do that everytime I come home later than usual.

[Anonymous No.9482659]

>>9482457
>She told me I am a parasite, a loser and a fucking dumbass who'll never finish his studies nor get a job. Seriously considering punching the shit out of her.
Don't punch her anon, just tell her it's because she's a bad mother. :^)

[Anonymous No.9482662]

SORT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQPz4YVSkyQ

[Anonymous No.9482667]

Finally got to cutting up my old deck to burn it, It's only been a year

Feeling pretty accomplished today lads, It's noon and I've only had 1 drink

[Anonymous No.9482675]

>>9482659
>tell her she's a bad mother
Wouldn't make her shut the fuck up. Also, it's not that she's a bad mother per se, just that she's a control freak who probably hates me for various reasons, valid or not.

[Anonymous No.9482684]

>>9482675
She made you, anything she hates about you is her fault.

Could've just kept her legs shut and lived a problem free existence.

[Anonymous No.9482692]

>>9482684
Already told her she'd be better wothout kids, she just answered that the damage was already done and I shout shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.9482700]

>>9482692
The damage already being done should mean that she should be the one to shut the fuck up, it's not like you asked for this shit.

I'd just move out as soon as you can and forget about the lady though.

Dad still around?

[Anonymous No.9482708]

>>9482700
Yup. Working a lot so not home much and sides with whatever she says. When he suggests stuff that she disagrees with, she answers with some variant of "no, I'm right now let me talk".

[Anonymous No.9482712]

>>9481274
why are there no good jobs left? i wouldnt drink so much if i had a decent job.

have a masters in STEM and nothing pays more than 12 and hour in labs

[Anonymous No.9482718]

>>9482618
What the fuck... Was she an alcoholic or something? Maybe her parents?

[Anonymous No.9482731]

>>9482718
I haven't heard of anyone in my family having an alcohol problem. I guess she's just worried.

[Anonymous No.9482734]

>>9482320
Vodka with ice water or Gatorade chaser ya dingus.

[Anonymous No.9482748]

>>9482708
Better to just start to slowly work on creating distance and keeping your head down while you're at it m8.

[Anonymous No.9482754]

>>9482748
Good idea. Thanks for your advice, and even more for answering to my pathetic blogshit while you surely have it waaaaaay worse than me.

[Anonymous No.9482771]

>>9482754
I'm actually in the process of getting my shit together myself desu.

Boozing is mostly symptomatic to me. When I'm doing well I can drink in moderation but when my life turns to trash I hide in a bottle. Since I'm doing okay the drinking is okay now as well.

Now if I could just get some different coping mechanisms in place everything is copacetic.

If your home situation is shit hiding in a bottle is all the more tempting, but if you have your own little sanctuary where you can retreat from the world and not be bothered you may very well diminish the sense of being trapped to the degree that you may revert to being someone who drinks for fun rather than to escape.

[Anonymous No.9482841]

>>9482667
dont breath that when you burn it anon. treated wood is pumped with chemicals to aid preservation and breathing that smoke will put serious carcinogens right into your system. just trying to give sone good advice.

t. hazardous waste worker

[Anonymous No.9482943]

>>9481274
>general

[Anonymous No.9482984]

>>9482841
Thanks, I honestly did not know that.


Good to know!


I bought a old concrete skull at a yardsale drunk a few weeks ago, Still not sure what to do with it

[Anonymous No.9483067]

>>9482320
this will work with any liquor

inhale before drinking the shot
try to get the liquor lore toward the middle of your tongue
and this is important: do not exhale until you've swallowed the whole thing and exhale only through your mouth
it works for me anyway

[Anonymous No.9483076]

>>9482618
>forced me to breathe against her face
that gave me a boner bruh

[Anonymous No.9483083]

>>9482984
>I bought a old concrete skull at a yardsale drunk a few weeks ago, Still not sure what to do with it
take a sledge to it. it looks gay as fuck and makes me think that you're a man-child

[Anonymous No.9483089]

>>9482320
Keep it in the freezer for days until it has motor oil consistency. Also use that breathing technique this guy said >>9483067. Try to hide it though, makes you look like an autist.

[Anonymous No.9483123]

>>9483089
>makes you look like an autist.
kek.
if you drink often - and i don't necessarily mean alkie level - you get accustomed to doing this
i think that just breathing through your mouth helps the most. it seems like the alcohol vapor gets into your sinuses and that seems to be the thing that feels the most unpleasant
i think you actually get more of the flavor of the booze this way and less of that hit of alcohol

[Anonymous No.9483142]

>>9483123
Yeah i know it's not that hard to do quietly. But I've seen people take a huge loud breath before drinking like a finger of vodka. Didn't look very dignified but i guess it doesn't matter when you are drinking alone.

[Anonymous No.9483202]

>>9483089
>Keep it in the freezer for days until it has motor oil consistency.

I remember discovering this in uni. It was a fucking revelation

[Anonymous No.9483340]

>top of the line next generation high quality breakproof bottle
>stopper can be kept on for slow pouring technology or removed for turbo pour mode for "those days"
>like $16 a handle, get it and some chaser and still have $1-2 for a mcdouble
>all kinds of natural flavors sourced from the finest fresh ingredients on Earth, such as cookie dough, whipped cream, rainbow sherbet, etc
>unironically made by the same people as Grey Goose, probably the exact same shit - don't be a sucker, stick it to the man, be a smart shopper

take the pinnaclepill

[Anonymous No.9483594]

>>9482320
Get better vodka. Bad vodka tastes like shit. Good vodka tastes like nothing

[Anonymous No.9483607]

#1 Negroni
#2 Boulevardier
#3 Woodford Reserve + Coke + twist of orange

what next?

[Anonymous No.9483617]

>>9483607
sto gram vodka

[Anonymous No.9483622]

>>9483594
Which priceclass should I be aiming for? Usually I buy pic-related.

[Anonymous No.9483627]

>>9481274
brotip for those wanting to get wasted in public without looking like the bums we are
fermented grapes. I don't mean wine but actual whole grapes that have been fermented. you can just walk around munching on them and no one is any the wiser

[Anonymous No.9483628]

>>9483594
>>9483607
>>9483617
>all these plebs that haven't taken the pinnaclepill

[Anonymous No.9483638]

>>9482457
This was a weekly issue when I was living at home. Bursting into my room at 7am and waking me up to say basically the same shit your mother did. The only thing you can really do is get a job. Hell, you don't even have to stop drinking. Just get a job and prove you're capable of being a functional alcoholic. Tony Stark became iron man and he was a massive alcoholic. Hell, even spiderman is a functional alcoholic. They won't admit it in the comics but we all know it's true. Remember a great man named Wolverine? What do you think his preferred pastime was my man. You just need to be functionally alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.9483654]

>>9483628
>doesn't make his own vodka
>calls others plebs

[Anonymous No.9483656]

>>9483622
Gorbatschow is trash.
If you pay less than 10 Euro it's undrinkable.
15 Euro and up is drinkable
If you spend any more you should rethink your life and spend that money on Scotch instead.

[Anonymous No.9483742]

>>9483656
why no mention of filtering the cheap shit through coffee filters? isn't filtering the main difference between brands anyway?

[Anonymous No.9483750]

>>9483742
orr if you're too lazy to fuck with coffee filters a brita pitcher works too

[Anonymous No.9483835]

Since the beginning of summer I've been drinking pretty much daily. The volumes have been small, about 3 beers on average every evening, more on weekends. Been smoking weed 2-3 times weekly as well. I've written it off as "just during the summer drinking" however autumn is here and I've found that resisting the urge to drink and smoke has been harder than anticipated. I have been sober for 4 days as of yet, still really feel like having a beer. Miss getting high. It's all psychological, haven't had any withdrawal symptoms. Despite my addiction (if you can even call it that) being really mild, this is actually more uncomfortable than I would have expected. Props to all of you who try to resist the urge to drink , you're all fighters!

[Anonymous No.9484035]

>me and my friends bought a bottle of three sixty vodka together, among other stuff
>mfw I drank the whole bottle alone during the week
>mfw I bought a second bottle so that they won't notice
>mfw I opened that bottle as well just now

[Anonymous No.9484044]

>>9482984
drill a hole in the bottom and use it to hide a bottle for when the hose stash runs out

[Anonymous No.9484077]

I'm drunk right now.

[Anonymous No.9484104]

>>9484077
Me too anon. What's up? Anything going through your mind?

[Anonymous No.9484159]

>>9482457
I lived that life.

We were at edge at times (and this week we are again - 10 years later), but cut them some slack.

They fuck up and you get pissed, but realize it's a two way street. You're both in this together. They don't know what's best for you, but they just want to help while living their lives too. Honest.

The best thing in life is family.

[Anonymous No.9484171]

>>9484104
In my Korean friend's words: "I want to fuck some bitch"

[Anonymous No.9484175]

>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.9484177]

>>9483083
don't be mean anon, it would make a cool garden ornament

[Anonymous No.9484185]

>>9484171
Same. You a virgin? 'Cause I am. I've considered buying a hooker but I'm still young. Also, it'd be super awkward

[Anonymous No.9484220]

>>9483835
The mind can really get to you though man. Just remember--you can always control your thoughts, save for some extreme moments or psych disorders. Otherwise, if you're mostly "typical" mentally, you can think through anything. just seems hard sometimes. This is sans physical addiction though. That's another story.

[Anonymous No.9484227]

>>9484185
I'm only 18, I'm not sure if buying a hooker is worth it at this point. I don't even need sex, I want someone to love and cuddle and spend time with.

[Anonymous No.9484268]

juuuuuuuuuuuust buzzed enough to watch football and semi-enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.9484303]

>>9484268
Wasn't there a game yesterday?

[Anonymous No.9484318]

>>9484227
>I'm only 18
Same man, what the fuck? And I feel you, I love fapping but I also want a woman to comfort me. I want to cry into a woman's chest and vent my problems while she's patting my head.

[Anonymous No.9484335]

>>9484318
I'm in France and have a girl in Italy, but that's far. I'm so alone, I wish I had help.

[Anonymous No.9484367]

>>9483340

I like you

[Anonymous No.9484375]

>>9484335
Aww. Have you tried a therapist?

[Anonymous No.9484387]

>>9483340
Buy some Smirnoff and stop being such a fucking faggot. Pinnical is for baby lil white girls who have out of state fake IDs and daddy's card.

[Anonymous No.9484388]

>"Only one vodka shot tonight"
>am at my sixth of seventh shot right now
Either moderation is a meme or I have zero self-control

[Anonymous No.9484395]

>>9484388
Is that a tranny

[Anonymous No.9484398]

So I have been sober for around a month and a half and just this last week i've been having dreams about drinking every night, which is strange because i'm not really having a hard time stopping at all its been pretty smooth sailing this whole time
Dont crave it when I wake up dont crave it when I go to sleep but the last 5 or 6 nights I get those dreams

[Anonymous No.9484401]

>>9484395
No, apparently it's a model according to /r9k/
I just think she's sexy, I want to lick her sweat off her arms

[Anonymous No.9484403]

Anyone here had liver problems? I got a bit sauced a couple nights ago (more than usual) and my abdomen has been aching for a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.9484410]

Brought a flask to college because I can't stand having to talk to 5 different teachers about a painful event that had me missing a lot of class. It was actually pretty nice getting a light buzz in class, stop caring about what people think and just get work done. What sucks is sticking around for an hour after class to sober up. Right now I just fill a flask up with cheap blended scotch whiskey. I'll probably keep doing it if I can get away with it. Most enjoyable classes I've had so far. Once I'm done with this bottle I'll probably do a cheap mixer in a water bottle, a lot less conspicuous and I won't have to take swigs in the bathroom stall

>>9482457
I live with my mother who's also an alcoholic. We get into some heated fights over who drank the last of the beer, but she doesn't get mad about me being drunk or drinking. Gets mad at everything else under the sun, just not that.

[Anonymous No.9484416]

>>9484403
your liver is not in your abdomen

[Anonymous No.9484417]

>>9484416
ok well I mean in my gut, like below my ribcage

[Anonymous No.9484418]

>>9482457
I recommend not punching your mother

[Anonymous No.9484420]

>>9484388
Self control is a meme.
Non-alcoholics don't need control over alcoholism.
Alcoholism pretty much means you can't control your alcohol intake.

[Anonymous No.9484428]

>>9484417
your body is probably just still trying to process all that booze you drank, if it continues see a doctor
try to eat light, bland things like toast or cereal you dont want to further aggravate anything

[Anonymous No.9484429]

>>9484401
Yeah, she's pretty swole. If that's a genuine woman, I'm kinda 'bout that.
I have a hard time getting into girls with short hair, it just reeks of daddy issues and not-so-buried-crazy...
I like a woman with super long hair, I'm not sure what it is about it but when they grow their hair super long it's like they're confident that they're beautiful without any attention grabbing nonsense.

[Anonymous No.9484434]

>>9484428
okay. I had a sixer when I got home just because I had a stressful day at work. I feel a lot better though. been eating light.

[Anonymous No.9484437]

>>9482320
Drink more I guess. I can drink Taaka straight from the bottle like it's Sprite or something, I don't even need a chaser anymore.

[Anonymous No.9484446]

>>9484429
I get what you mean, but I just love those short-haired cuties. I just think they look nice and sexy

[Anonymous No.9484515]

>>9484375
I have one, and I go to church every Sunday too. I just want to hold her but I can't.

[Anonymous No.9484587]

>>9482457
I kind of wish I had that environment sometimes. My brother asked me to move back in, since my mom had become kind of a headache, being an alcoholic/stim popper herself. Out the gate it was pretty much like living with a third perpetually fucked up roommate. We never really had a close relationship where she would be concerned about me exceling in life or academics.

This shit was tolerable when I was trashed all of the time, but my brother and I sort of found our own way to recovery separately. I've already made the decision to move to another state within a year.

I don't blame her for my alcoholism, but I don't think it would have gotten as far as it did if she ever raised a concern about it as I was growing up. It was always a nonchalant attitude. Like this is what kids do, even as it accelerated in my 20s.

[Anonymous No.9484711]

tfw no alcohol escort. I'm about to pass out but this seems like a dream
>no girl will ever take care of you while drunk
>no girl will ever eat with you at McDonald's to calm you down and get some money into that stomache. Just drink because you hope that one day your waifu will be your alcohol escort

[Anonymous No.9484742]

Who here is /saddrunk/

I stick to weed or pills when I'm out or at a party now because I got bored of finding rooms to cry about nothing in halfway through the night

[Anonymous No.9484765]

who /sake/ in here?

[Anonymous No.9484768]

>>9484742
me but I bring it on myself. I listen to sad music and watch sad movies or shows when I'm drunk, dunno why, it just feels good to cry I guess since i'm pretty much emotionless when I'm sober

[Anonymous No.9484800]

>>9481274
first time drinking in about 2 months. I'm off tomorrow for the first time in a while. Had a nice hefewiesen and im on my second sierra nevada pale ale. Ridiing a nice buzz atm.

[Anonymous No.9484852]

>>9482320
I drink vodka with squash and water

You'd think it'd help with dehydration but no, still gasping for water as soon as I wake up. Just a cheap and convenient way to drink shitty spirits.

[Anonymous No.9484871]

>used to drink alone excessively
>did it out of boredom and because I had given up
>always had a hard time controlling how much I drank
>would often blackout
Now however
>have 0 desire to drink alone
>even if I do I can stop after only a few
>even on a night out which would be the biggest trigger for my binge drinking I can still say no after several drinks

What is happening to me lads? It's said that alcoholics trick themselves into thinking they can drink but I'm showing legitimate signs that I can actually handle it in the past month...

[Anonymous No.9484873]

Is there a way for me to go back to enjoying things without alcohol? I hate this life and its expensive.

[Anonymous No.9484883]

>>9484873
I'm nearly broke, and I KNOW spending the last of what I have would screw me but I can't stop thinking about it. FUCK THIS MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.9484988]

>out of liquor and the weekend is coming up

What should I get for someone that has a 20-30$ budget and prefers bourbon and rum?

[Anonymous No.9485002]

Switched from beer to rum and diet coke today in an attempt to stop gaining so much weight

Way too sweet.

[Anonymous No.9485162]

>>9484428
Wrong. Eat low carb, Moderate protein and invest in milk thistle. Go lay off for a while and get your blood work done. If your enzymes come back screwy don't panic just do as I said and wait it out. Let the little guy heal.
>t.guy who's had liver failure twice in the past.

[Anonymous No.9485189]

>>9484988
r&r

[Anonymous No.9485243]

>>9481274

first Thursday not drinking in forever ... feels weird man.

[Anonymous No.9485302]

>>9485189
Lmao, definitely this.

[Anonymous No.9485314]

3:47
im on this weird part. where i decided to stop drinking last week, but I worked hard as hell cleaning goddam toilets today, so now I figured I'd have 2 or three drinks while reading the nice book I'm reading, okay now I've drank half my wild turkey 101 and feel amazing.

[Anonymous No.9485338]

>>9485314
>
i guess ideally im on klonpin during the day until it wears out, then alcohol. idk, life isnt worth being sober

[Anonymous No.9485354]

Its 10.00 and I've finished a third of a bottle of whisky after getting off work.

I really should try and get some sleep. At least I don't have to start working until 22.00 Sunday.

[Anonymous No.9485366]

>Woke up
>2am
>low on liquor
>store stops selling alcohol from 2am to 8am
>have to stay sober so i can go buy alcohol and shatter at 8
>literal pounding headache
>shaking and sweating
>cant sleep
>6 more hours of this

Wew

[Anonymous No.9485368]

>>9484711
>Mfw I have a great girlfriend who doesn't drink or do drugs but likes to take care of me and groom me when I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.9485372]

>>9485368
>tfw no 5/10 mommy gf


Why live

[Anonymous No.9485373]

>>9485366
Man I miss living abroad. In Norway buying liquour is from 10am to 6pm Mon-Fri and on Saturdays it closes at 3pm.
Beer is hardly better at grocery stores.

[Anonymous No.9485375]

>>9485368
>Mfw I like to take care of myself and groom me when I'm drunk

[Anonymous No.9485388]

>>9484403
A crazy Swedish girl I've known for a couple of years had a liver transplant at 30

She flat out asked the doctors if it was from all the alcohol she drank and got told that she would have to do drink that heavily for another 40+ years for it to cause the liver crap out.

Chances are its poor diet. Try and actually eat decent food, this is /ck/ after all and maybe take a multivitamin.

Unless your starting to get yellow skin and eyes its not the liver. The liver is pretty much the Black Knight in Monty Python as far as organs go unless you got some pre existing condition.

[Anonymous No.9485400]

>>9484988
Isn't Bulleit considered a really great bourbon for the cost.
I know absolutely nothing about bourbon but that's what I've heard at least.
But guess the question is do you want something you can shot easily or sip and actually enjoy while getting wasted.

[Anonymous No.9485408]

punched my computer like an angsty teenager last night lmao.

picked it up and it started right up. touchscreen functionality works perfectly too

[Anonymous No.9485425]

>>9483835
>if you can even call it that
you definitely can, be careful and best of luck to you friendo!

[Anonymous No.9485428]

>>9484375
therapists are pretty tough to get into bed ime, high standards

[Anonymous No.9485435]

>>9484988
fifth of sailor jerry's is good rum in that price range, bout 30 dolla

[Anonymous No.9485445]

>>9485428
If its the same people as >>9484185 >>9484227
Just relax and don't stress it. Better to start late and actually have someone you can be with and fuck 4+ times a day for a month or hopefully more than some one night stand.

A one night drunken thing won't do shit for confidence because the sex will be terrible. First time with anyone pretty much always is.

Its the 4th. 5th, 10th time that it gets great when you can relax and feel comfortable and start to know each other.

Also foreplay and petting on her, focus on who you're with because most guys don't and they'll love you for it.

[Anonymous No.9485494]

>>9485445
you're triggering me m8. 28 year old khv here

[Anonymous No.9485497]

>>9484873
Yes, wait.
Anhedonia is part of PAWS, it can last a few months, but eventually goes away.

[Anonymous No.9485510]

Anyone in here or are brits not awake yet?

[Anonymous No.9485534]

>>9485510
It's almost noon in UK, brits should be awake now, possibly at work.

[Anonymous No.9485548]

>tfw passed out again this night
Let's pray to gof that my mom didn't notice

[Anonymous No.9485559]

Is there a way to get alcohol more quickly out of your system?

[Anonymous No.9485564]

>>9485559
no.

[Anonymous No.9485567]

>>9485559
>Into
Yes

Otherwise,
>>9485564
>no.

[Anonymous No.9485571]

Fuck all 3am's that ever were and ever shall be. 2nd day sober, hoping I might be lucky enough to have a second hour of sleep tonight. But know I won't.
I never want to go through WD again. How the fuck can alcoholism be defeated in a country where the public are all fucking reefer madness retards?

[Anonymous No.9485594]

>>9485494
I was only 2.5 years younger than you when I experienced that.

Go drink at a bar, become a regular and just let shit happen and chances are you are way more outgoing then me if you're an American.

Shit doesn't happen if you never talk to people.

[Anonymous No.9485617]

>>9485559
You can run or do cardio, it should process it a tiny little bit faster.

[Anonymous No.9485621]

hey al/ck/, youngfag here. does it ever stop getting worse?

[Anonymous No.9485624]

>>9485621
life? life continues to get worse progressively until death

[Anonymous No.9485628]

>>9485621
Yes of course, when you die. And it takes a fucking long time of horrible mental and physical suffering with booze.

Stop while it's easy. The sooner the easier.

[Anonymous No.9485629]

>>9485624
I was talking about the alcoholism, but that works too I guess

[Anonymous No.9485637]

>>9485400
>>9485435

Thanks anons, I'll look into Bulleit but might get Sailor Jerry's.

[Anonymous No.9485640]

>>9485559
Yes. Dialysis. Have fun scheduling an appointment.

[Anonymous No.9485647]

>>9485548
I think she noticed. This might actually be the second worst day of my life.

[Anonymous No.9485656]

>>9485647
...Or not. Lmaoooooooo

[Anonymous No.9485758]

>wake up
>"Man; I actually feel pretty good, just the slight buzt after. Let's see what I was doing yesterday."
>check my browser history
>I made a findom hentai caption and looked for prostitutes in my area
I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE SHAME I WANT DO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

[Anonymous No.9485765]

>wake up
>"Man; I actually feel pretty good, just the slight buzz after. Let's see what I was doing yesterday."
>check my browser history
>I made a findom hentai caption and looked for prostitutes in my area
I CAN'T LIVE WITH THE SHAME I WANT DO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9485807]

>>9484873
kratom, and like other guy said, anhedonia will go away eventually.

[Anonymous No.9485820]

>>9485559
There are studies showing some amino acid+b-complex will process the chemical responsible for most hangover symptoms (called acetaldehyde) more quickly, so quickly in fact that it nullified a hangover. I ordered the supplement (L-cysteine), and it didn't have any effect on our hangovers (friend tried it too). We took it just like in the studies--with b-complex before and during drinking, and still had legit hangovers next day.

Either supplement was bunk, or some people just get hungover no matter what.

[Anonymous No.9485940]

>>9484177
ok anon, your dubs have made me reconsider my abrasiveness.
however, i still think it looks childish and you should get rid of it.
sorry man.

[Anonymous No.9485948]

>>9481274
drink everday=no hangovers
dont drink one day, start back up = hangover

what gives

[Anonymous No.9485970]

>>9485948
You are still having hangovers, but your continued drinking is numbing the symptoms.

When you stop drinking there is no fresh booze so you feel the full effects of it.

[Anonymous No.9485982]

>>9483340
This guy has it right best bang for your buck if your trying to not get gut rot liquor.

[Anonymous No.9485987]

>>9485982
>pinnacle
fags

>smirnoff
non-fags

[Anonymous No.9485994]

>>9485820
You try taking it during the hangover?

[Anonymous No.9486001]

>>9485987
>smirnoff

Horrible. Just horrible.

[Anonymous No.9486004]

>>9485987
>hurrr if you don't drink terrible vodka you are gay
pls go

[Anonymous No.9486006]

Rehab starts Monday. Gonna have a last bender of a weekend. Gonna try to score some amphetamines to snort.

Mall drinker out

[Anonymous No.9486069]

>>9485994
No, because I also found studies saying L-cysteine is actually harmful (to your liver?) to take the day after drinking.

Nevertheless there are legit studies that conclude taking l-cysteine with b-complex *before* and *during* drinking will negate your hangover. Just didn't work with me (or my L-cysteine brand was shit). Maybe you have to take it all day, like in the morning, and afternoon, and then at night while you're drinking for it to work.

I just tried like 2 capsules 1-2 hours before drinking, then another two while drinking, all with b-complex as well, and woke up still hungover. So maybe you just have to take way more, all day?

[Anonymous No.9486108]

>>9486004
>pinnacle
>not terrible
>any better than smirnoff
better study for your mid-terms, Mr. College Student.

[Anonymous No.9486111]

>>9486069
what are you drinking?
and how much?

i drink every day, maybe 5 - 6 drinks and sometimes more.
scotch, bourbon & tequila.
i rarely drink beer.. maybe 1 every couple months.
i almost never have a hangover.
sometimes though, high proof liquors--100 or higher--will make me feel pretty bad the next day.
i don't like to take ibuprofen for a hangover, but it helps and it happens so infrequently that i just do it
a lot of water seems to help and also a large starchy/greasy breakfast
plus the one thing that seems to help a lot is taking a great big shit

[Anonymous No.9486118]

Fucking degenerates. 2 years sober. Thanks for reminding me not to get back to it you scummy filth.

[Anonymous No.9486127]

>>9486118
Y-You too.

[Anonymous No.9486133]

>>9486111
I'm not an alc, just to be sure.

We each had around 7-8 drinks, about half wine and half beer. so moderate hangover territory, but not lie-in-bed-all-day bad.

I don't think the L-cysteine thing would be a good idea to try for someone who drinks daily, because I read it's harmful to take during a hangover. But there's only like 2-3 studies about this stuff, so it's not exact science.

[Anonymous No.9486164]

>>9486133
>I'm not an alc, just to be sure.
kek ok.
i do drink wine sometimes and that will usually make me feel pretty horrible the next day. red more than white. also mixing wine with hard liquor is usually a pretty bad choice for me.
however, i think that is a result of just drinking more, rather than mixing the two


>>9486118
it's too bad that you can't control yourself anon. drinking is fun.
>yea, but it will kill you
who cares? life will kill you

[Anonymous No.9486297]

>bought beer, vodka, gin,
>bought shatter and flower
>off work until Monday

Finally home. Time to get wrecked

[Anonymous No.9486307]

>gay dude hit on me today and asked If wanted to hang out
>can't even get a woman to look at me

Feels weird lads

[Anonymous No.9486310]

>>9486127
what is this from and why does it make me feel sad

[Anonymous No.9486316]

>>9486307
Happens to me too. One day it'll be a female. She'll probably be gay too though.

[Anonymous No.9486346]

>>9486310
It's from Turning Girls. She's crying because her friend got alcohol poisoning, not even making this up

[Anonymous No.9486352]

>>9486346
:(
is it worth watching

[Anonymous No.9486362]

hit a new low today lads; bought two cases of 8% beer instead of food.

[Anonymous No.9486377]

>>9486362
but beer is food

[Anonymous No.9486379]

>>9486352
Personally I enjoyed it, it's a super short comedy about women in their late twenties and their struggles. Commie subbed it but you can find the whole thing on youtube as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gEPTJ81LuI

[Anonymous No.9486386]

>>9486316
Honestly sometimes wish i was gay. Life would be easier

[Anonymous No.9486409]

Is Smirnoff bro dead yet?

[Anonymous No.9486419]

>>9481274
Fucking hell being a beer alcy is getting hard.

Too much time drinking and not enough effects. Slamming back these miller lites at the bar ASAP and its not helping.

FUCK

Feels llike im gonna die any second.

[Anonymous No.9486421]

>>9486362
>two cases
should've listened to pinnaclebro and you would have been able to get a nutritious meal at mickey ds

[Anonymous No.9486433]

>>9486006
Wait you relapsed? I thought you were sober

[Anonymous No.9486446]

>>9486164
Yeah, more ETOH is the biggest factor in hangovers, but wine hangovers are a little worse than others, all else being equal.

Seriously not an alc, I just enjoy these threads. Some of my fav on 4chomz.

[Anonymous No.9486456]

>at the checkout
>"you don't drink all these yourself do you"
>"ah y'now, over a couple of days, my dad might have a few aswell"
>"alright then"
>tfw i will drink all these myself
>tfw it's not even that much
Guess I'm walking to the shop further away tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9486460]

>>9486456
What kind of fucking cashier is that? Nigga should mind his own business.

[Anonymous No.9486464]

I was. 30 days. Got picked up by the cops passed out on someone's lawn in July. Drunk now. Kind of a last shebang

[Anonymous No.9486465]

>>9486456
I Fucking hate when people do this.

You sell Fucking alcohol. There are going to be people like us. Fucking Normies man.

[Anonymous No.9486467]

>>9486446
>Seriously not an alc,
lol ok anon. i believe you.
sometimes i feel like i am, sometimes i don't
for instance, i did not drink for 4 days last week and one day this week so far.
some day i'll go through half a 750ml bottle in an evening and of course i usually drink more on weekends than weekdays

i like liquor. especially bourbon & scotch. i like the way it tastes and i have no problem dropping $100 on a bottle of liquor. i can't always afford to do this though, so i do try to alternate the better bottles with less expensive brands like Four Roses or Bulleit which i still enjoy

i've got close to 70 unopened bottles of liquor between my garage and the kitchen cabinet i store liquor in

[Anonymous No.9486469]

>>9486460
Was an older woman at a small corner shop, the kind that just beg for someone to talk to.

>>9486465
People will take any oppertunity to feel better than someone else.

[Anonymous No.9486470]

>>9486464
>last shebang

I've told myself that before. Goodluck though. Hope you do beat this.

[Anonymous No.9486480]

FUCKING HELL

God damn comcast just showed up and my whole house is a haze of pot smoke and there are liquor bottles everywhere. I am visibly drunk and the house is a fuckin wreck... I fucking forgot comcast was coming today to replace my digital converters

Sitting on the couch now while this guy silently judges me

[Anonymous No.9486482]

Just curious.

Does anyone else do this sigh of relief once the alcohol hits? Like a literal exhale when the anxiety and shit goes awayand the buzz sets in?

[Anonymous No.9486486]

>>9486480
Eh they won't say shit. If anything they probs understand.

[Anonymous No.9486488]

>>9486482
Not audibly sigh, But I can feel the relaxing effects working. I can tell I'm more calm, polite, patient, and social.

It's like an on/off switch, I'm a different person after 5 or so drinks.

[Anonymous No.9486489]

>>9486482
I always start giggling and smile like a madman after downing the first shot

[Anonymous No.9486492]

>>9486480
I've had police come through my door and find me fapping over /b/, with empty bottles everywhere and a massive bowl of piss inches from me in full view.

[Anonymous No.9486494]

>>9486492
Please greentext this story, I have to know it

[Anonymous No.9486499]

>>9486464
I had almost 3 days up until about ten minutes ago.
Fuck it, don't know whether to even bother trying to stop any more.

[Anonymous No.9486503]

>>9486482
Every day is a frantic mission to get more, so obv it's a relief when I do

[Anonymous No.9486507]

>>9486494
It makes me cringe too much. Plus it was only like a month ago, so the copper might see this and laugh :<

[Anonymous No.9486518]

>>9486507
Why did they come anyway?

[Anonymous No.9486520]

>>9486518
>runs away cringing

[Anonymous No.9486525]

>>9486520
I know that feel

[Anonymous No.9486531]

>>9486469
>Was an older woman
does she look decent at all?
invite her over and lose your virginity anon

[Anonymous No.9486544]

>>9486531
By older I mean like 60 with a face like a basset hound. Also then she'd find out that they are actually all for me.

[Anonymous No.9486553]

>>9482329
Good vodka doesn't have any flavor. It was originally marketed as a mixer to get you drunk on whatever flavor you decide to add to it; Vodka with a *distinct* taste that isn't pure ethanol + water means that it's shitty vodka.

[Anonymous No.9486564]

>>9486544
>Also then she'd find out that they are actually all for me.
jeez who cares anon are you really this autistic?
have her remove her false teeth and give you a gummer

[Anonymous No.9486565]

>Work graveyards 4 nights per week
>find myself getting drunk at 9am a couple times per week

I'm drinking the rest of the wine I didn't put in my beef burgundy land gonna kill the rest of my black velvet afterwards lol come at me

[Anonymous No.9486585]

i knew i would be an alcoholic if i didn't make any rules for myself. i only drink socially, and i have no friends so it works out very well.

[Anonymous No.9486606]

>>9486585
Thats what I do with smoking for the most part. Keeps the costs down.

[Anonymous No.9486625]

>>9486456
Actually, you should complain to his/her manager. Cashier has no business doing that and the manager would want to know.

[Anonymous No.9486633]

What's the worst/cringiest thing you have done drunk?

[Anonymous No.9486636]

>>9486633
Told my friends about my femdom fetish.
Also, once I read a Love Live manga outside and cried at some super sad scene, according to my friends. That one's pretty funny tho

[Anonymous No.9486650]

>>9486633
Played anime music in my room at 3AM on max volume (I live with my family with thin walls)

[Anonymous No.9486659]

>>9486636
What did they say about the femdom fetish stuff?


I crashed my dad's 12k dollar ATV into the back of one of his neighbors parked cars on Christmas day on 2015.

Total damages

>12k dollar ATV totaled because it didn't have insurance
>arrested for operating while intoxicated causing property damage
>2 years probation
>1400 in fines + court costs and probation costs
>sued in small claims for 14k for the car I hit, Reduced to 8k I paid
>lost my commercial drivers license for 1 year
>lost my job because no CDL
>lost 2 teeth


That was probably the worst thing I ever did

[Anonymous No.9486668]

>>9483622
God fucking damn, Gorbatshov tastes like dogpiss and withdrawal on the next day is quite bad. Especially headche. Buy at least something for 10-12 like absolut, smirnoff or 360. They're not very good, but miles apart from gaybatchov.

[Anonymous No.9486672]

>>9486659
>What did they say about the femdom fetish stuff?
They thought it was funny mostly. Apparently I said super embarrassing stuff like "I want a woman to beat me up" or "I want to lick a woman's feet", that kinda thing. Got teased quite a bit. Later one of my friends told me that he also loves femdom and had a boner while I said those things.

[Anonymous No.9486678]

>>9486672
I guess that wasn't all that bad.

I would probably make fun of my one of my friends if he told me that

That is pretty embarrassing though. Any luck with the femdom?

[Anonymous No.9486680]

>>9486668
B-But muh commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ueake9V_uw
Seriously though, thanks for the recs. Before Gorbatschow I used to drink Uranov. URANOV

[Anonymous No.9486686]

>>9486678
>Any luck with the femdom?
I wish...I don't even think that dominant girls exist at this point. I should probably just settle with a cute mommy gf. Or die as a virgin ;_;

[Anonymous No.9486687]

>>9484185
Hookers are professional most of the time, as long as you pay a solid price and not a cheap aids ridden hoe. They will make it comfortable for you most of the time.

[Anonymous No.9486693]

>>9486686
I was able to convince my ex-gf to dom me a few times, it was so fucking hot.

Unfortunately she eventually cheated on me (could be because of that)

[Anonymous No.9486702]

>>9486686
I agree.

I would love a dominate gf, But I can't even get a regular gf so I think the likelihood of getting one is extremely low.

[Anonymous No.9486750]

>broke my headphones putting beer in the fridge before
Shit start to the weekend that.

[Anonymous No.9486754]

That warm feel you get only from yours truly.

Bottle

[Anonymous No.9486760]

whats the shortest amount of time youll sleep to stay up drinking before work? my average is 3 hours but sometimes i just say fuck it and stay up through work.

[Anonymous No.9486768]

>>9484035
More than a third of it is gone. Should I buy a third bottle or try to be sneaky and fill it up with tap water? I'm going to a house party tomorrow and this was the vodka I was supposed to bring with me.

[Anonymous No.9486778]

>>9486680
Hahaha fürst uranov and the likes are in their own league of disgusting. Started out with borisov a long tome ago

[Anonymous No.9486812]

>>9486778
>>9486680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojfb9NjEFxE

[Anonymous No.9486819]

>>9486768
Buy another bottle. Scratch that, buy two bottles, give one to the party, drink the other one sneakily to not look like you're drinking all the bottle by yourself.

[Anonymous No.9486907]

Haven't drank hard alcohol since last Christmas

Should I buy vodka- lukskova
Or whiskey- Evan williams

[Anonymous No.9486928]

My god the flow of diarrhea never ends does it

[Anonymous No.9486932]

>>9486907
No

[Anonymous No.9486973]

>>9486636
I used to watch Love Live and cry like a bitch while drunk. Fuck it I'm gonna watch it now and cry like a bitch.

[Anonymous No.9486975]

>>9486907
Yes

[Anonymous No.9486986]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

just took the first sip of the day of some nice, refreshing Pinnacle. So clean, so smooth!

[Anonymous No.9486989]

>>9486986
You have to stop advertising this hard, it starts showing.

[Anonymous No.9486994]

>>9486928
I shat myself twice yesterday

[Anonymous No.9487008]

>>9486986
I hope you're getting paid otherwise you're just autistic

[Anonymous No.9487107]

hey guys whats a good vodka for under $20 i dont like smirnoff. should I get Pinnacle?

[Anonymous No.9487127]

>>9487107
yeah man get some it's really good

[Anonymous No.9487131]

>>9487107
i drink pic related

[Anonymous No.9487132]

>>9487127
thanks bro!

[Anonymous No.9487145]

>>9486932
>>9486975

I ended up getting E&J apple because it was on sale for $20 1.75L

Pretty good. Tastes like apple jolly ranchers

[Anonymous No.9487159]

>>9486907
buy whiskey, but buy something better than Ebin Billiams

get a bottle of Bulleit or even Wild Turkey

why do you guys like vodka so much?
it's got to be one of the worst hadr liquors. it probably IS the worst

[Anonymous No.9487165]

>>9487107
luksusowa or wyborowa

[Anonymous No.9487169]

>>9482320
buy decent vodka, chill it well, drink in shots and snack on something after each shot
I usually go for pickled herring

[Anonymous No.9487176]

>>9482320
wear a track suit and squat while drinking.
smoking helps too

[Anonymous No.9487220]

>>9487165
sorry man, already got myself a bottle of Pinnacle - and boy, am I impressed! I'll be a lifelong customer now. This stuff is good!

[Anonymous No.9487242]

>>9487220
>>9487132
>>9487127
>>9487107

all this obvious samefagging

[Anonymous No.9487243]

bacardi & coke is so damn good
damn

[Anonymous No.9487331]

gin and tonic and programming tonight lads

come on in and chat if you feel like it

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

[Anonymous No.9487363]

>>9487331
make a discord and I'll join. I ain't clicking that shit, nigga.
>>9487243
fuck that
>vanilla vodka
>cherry cola
soooooooooooooo delicious

[Anonymous No.9487372]

Gnomes have been resurrected.
I didn't do it this time,my new alck roommate did.
Squirrel is happily living in the local park.
Rat is doing well and is growing fine.
I have a bobcat now and he is a vicious little hunter and is about 9 weeks old.
Will be at bar for exactly 375 minutes for the wifi.
How has al/ck/ been recently?

[Anonymous No.9487413]

>>9487372
>Squirrel is happily living in the local park.
nice

[Anonymous No.9487450]

Why did the thread die

[Anonymous No.9487463]

>>9487372
>How has al/ck/ been recently?
Smirnoffbro has resurrected, link to /alc/ has been posted in /r9k/ and /pol/ bringing retards and kids, malldrinker is alive and apparently fell of the wagon ITT.

What did your roommate do to bring the gnomes back?

[Anonymous No.9487465]

>>9487450
maybe people are dranking extra hard because of the weekend

[Anonymous No.9487472]

>>9484417
>>9484403
Might be pancreatitis

[Anonymous No.9487480]

>>9482322
Fucking make me you communist.

[Anonymous No.9487486]

I've been on a bender since Wednesday, drank about 6 bottles of liquor and I feel really weird. I can hardly think straight, my hands wont stop shaking and I have this weird "buzzing" feeling throughout my whole body, should I stop? Or call an amublance

[Anonymous No.9487505]

>>9487486
You should keep drinking to feel better.

[Anonymous No.9487513]

>>9487486
>my hands wont stop shaking
Have a drink.
Like really, you're having withdrawals, you're at risk of brain damage, seizure, and kindling (worsening it, if you have shakes from a 3 days bender.)

Then taper.
Try not to drink ever again, but if you do, always taper.

Alternatively, you can go to detox at the hospital. Basically they taper you with benzo under medical supervision.

[Anonymous No.9487540]

I've got about more than half a bottle of Beefeater. How do I make this go down quickly?

[Anonymous No.9487553]

>>9485408
You punch like a girl. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.9487558]

>>9487540
>falling for the gin meme
will never understood this. came around to whiskey, bourbon, wine, tequila, IPA... can stomach 4 loko, straight 151...never gin

id guess go the snoop dogg route and put in in juice

[Anonymous No.9487565]

>>9482618
Wow im so glad my grandmother lets me get trashed and smoke weed.

[Anonymous No.9487571]

>>9487558
Gin's great with ginger ale and a lime, but I have neither of those laying around. Could work with apple juice tho...

[Anonymous No.9487582]

Just had a few cans while watching Solaris. Would reccomend the experience.

[Anonymous No.9487584]

>>9487558
Throw it in the freezer, stir it up with some good vermouth and serve up with an olive.

Top tier.

[Anonymous No.9487588]

>>9486633
Sent my coworker my dick.

[Anonymous No.9487590]

how do you know when you've hit the al/ck/ point lads

[Anonymous No.9487598]

>>9485445
>First time with anyone pretty much always is.
If you have no game maybe.

[Anonymous No.9487610]

>>9486419
All these plebs drinking fucking "beer"
Get some fucking malt liquor and some rum and stop being a lightweight.

[Anonymous No.9487613]

>>9487513
Thanks for the advice, I'll relax for now but go to the hospital if it gets too bad dont wanna take any risks

[Anonymous No.9487618]

>>9486507
I fucking laughed.

[Anonymous No.9487619]

>>9487363
lmao discord

IRC has been around since 1988 mate

[Anonymous No.9487624]

>>9487610
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLT LIQUOR

[Anonymous No.9487632]

>>9486565
Used to do this too when I was working shifts. Get home at 8am, break out the beer and bourbon and sit in the sun. Stumble to bed piss drunk at 11. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.9487634]

>>9486693
>Unfortunately she eventually cheated on me (could be because of that)
You dont fucking say...

[Anonymous No.9487637]

>>9487463
He fucking drinks 2 liters of 8 percent beer a day because he's 'cutting back'
Now we have gnomes stealing our stuff and attacking my ankles with sores when I sleep. It worries me

[Anonymous No.9487643]

>>9487624
I drink malt liquor cuz im 100 percent, nigga.
Legit all my friends cry about how nasty it tastes but then drink fucking bud light.

[Anonymous No.9487645]

>>9487637
>He fucking drinks 2 liters of 8 percent beer a day
I mean I dont drink every fucking day but I can easily down a gallon of 8 percent.
Add that with some run and coke.
I dunno guys im getting kinda fat too.

[Anonymous No.9487656]

>>9484410
People can smell it.

[Anonymous No.9487660]

>>9487637
good for him, just four tramp juices a day. he might make it.

[Anonymous No.9487667]

>>9487643
im quoting the guy in your pic. very disappointed you didnt know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxM9DcPwJ4c
malt liquor cult on youtube is best cult. thought you were one of us.

[Anonymous No.9487675]

guys is it bad if my lower back hurts all the time, is anything important back there?

[Anonymous No.9487685]

>>9487675
well, kidneys that get fucked up from drinking

[Anonymous No.9487718]

>>9487667
Never even knew...Thanks for this.

[Anonymous No.9487724]

>>9487645
as you should, dirty drink mixer

[Anonymous No.9487731]

>>9487667
Sadly I live in canada so all the malt liquor comes in a fucking can...
I miss the original glass 40OZ.
Cant wait to it up america again and get those.

[Anonymous No.9487736]

Damnit I bought 9.86 of drinks and I only got 8.90. Fug

[Anonymous No.9487752]

>>9486754
nice pome kid

[Anonymous No.9487763]

>>9487724
Fuck it man. I pour like half glass of rum and fill it with coke.
Thats just so I can down it quick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxGCL12CGg

[Anonymous No.9487780]

>>9487675
kidneys, if it's more toward the spine you should do stretches because your SI ligament is important.

I strained mine once and I couldn't walk for a week. Pissed my bed and had to pee in a bowl when I could heave myself far enough up to do that. Only reason I didn't go mad was a good friend brought a couple handles of gin.

[Anonymous No.9487790]

I bought a twelver of yuengling. Hopefully I won't want to go out and buy more tonight. Trying to cut down.

[Anonymous No.9487792]

you have 1 night of drinking left before you enter a parralel universe where alcohol cannot physically exist.


what do you drink?

you can only choose 1 type of drink "i'll get drunk on miller lite", "i'll drink johnnie walker black" " I'll drink argentinian malbec"

make it count al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9487802]

>>9487792
>you have 1 night of drinking left before you enter a parralel universe where alcohol cannot physically exist.
fuck i wish

[Anonymous No.9487807]

>>9487792
Havana Club Dark Rum

[Anonymous No.9487813]

>>9487792
ravenswood lodi californian red zinfandel.

I feel like i should take the oppertunity to binge drink something thats like £100 per bottle....but i wont

[Anonymous No.9487817]

>>9487792
Guinness. It's my go to drink so I'd like to experience it one last time.

[Anonymous No.9487820]

>>9487792
Half a liter of Makers Mark and Half a liter of Jack Daniels and 375ml of Titos

[Anonymous No.9487831]

>>9487792
>a parralel universe where alcohol cannot physically exist.
I don't know what physic laws are like to make ethanol impossible to exist, but it's not good for my own organic chemistry.
That's be en interesting way to die.

Also poliakov vodka I guess.

[Anonymous No.9487833]

>>9486379

This really was a treat. Didn't expect to run into good recommendations on al/ck/. Why does /a/ only talk about shit anime?

[Anonymous No.9487834]

>>9487820
you have to choose. makers mark OR jd's

[Anonymous No.9487863]

I just bought 3 cans of this, what am I in for boys?

[Anonymous No.9487875]

>>9487486
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.9487891]

>>9487792
Kraken Rum

[Anonymous No.9487893]

>>9487588
Haha like van gogh

[Anonymous No.9487901]

>>9487610
double fisting beer and some white wine myself

pic related my gf just took it of me

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAYYYYYYYYYYYY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT BITCHEEEEEEEES!!!!

[Anonymous No.9487905]

>>9487901

Fuck yeah brother those are some sick wheels. Can you pop a wheelie?

[Anonymous No.9487913]

>>9487905
last time I popped a wheelie I strained my neck a bit too much, doc says wheelies are out of the question now

i did pop many a wheelie in my time, brother, trust me on that

[Anonymous No.9487916]

>>9487901
Jesus Christ you're an old fucker

Goodspeed you wheelie fuck

[Anonymous No.9487924]

sippin tanqueray and oh jay

[Anonymous No.9487932]

>>9487863
Well I'm one in and can confirm I'm in for being drunk as a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.9487998]

This bar is drunk and north Alabama is gnome filled and drunk

[Anonymous No.9488048]

>>9487901
How did you get a gf?

[Anonymous No.9488070]

new
>>9488064
>>9488064
>>9488064
>>9488064

[Anonymous No.9488104]

>>9485002
Mate just pour a quarter rum/half coke, down it, chase (or don't), repeat.

Can't drink any other way now, but I only do it when I'm.slone which is 99.9 percent of the time.

[Anonymous No.9488106]

>>9486633
>crash my sisters friends party at their parents place
>all of them are like 14-15, we are 20
>hit on jailbait chicks
>drink their alcohol
>piss in the drawer full of clothes
>"fuck off creeps, aren't you even fucking shamed of yourselves" the girls finally ask with disgust
>"no"
>stay for a while longer

[Anonymous No.9488354]

>>9484416
yes it is what the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.9488436]

>get drunk
>go on autistic rants on 4chan instead of doing something fun
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.9488597]

>>9488436
That's literally my favorite thing to do while drunk. I always make the craziest shitposts

[Anonymous No.9488646]

>>9488597
Same. BTW what happened to the new thread?????

[Anonymous No.9488827]

>>9487792
Some ancient Macallan, obvi. I'm not an alc though, so my opinion may not mean much.

[Anonymous No.9489015]

>al/ck/b
Ogre. Thanks again to whoever linked it there.

[Anonymous No.9489143]

>>9488650