/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9481257]

>Spent an hour cooking a delicious meal for wife,
>ask wife to please get off phone so she can help set the table and we can eat.
>She grabs two plates drops them on the table and gets back on her phone.
>Honey, please get off the phone so we can eat dinner.
>She, snarks back eat the food your damn self and goes to bed.
> Its like pulling teeth at dinner time to get her to put down the phone.

How do you deal with people that dont appreciate the effort into making a home cooked meal? Is it just me that feels like phones are a nuisance at the dinner table?

[Anonymous No.9481265]

>>9481257
I think you had bigger issues in your marriage than the phone. I know this isn't /adv/ but you should really try and get her to goto couples consuling.

[Anonymous No.9481267]

Marriage.
Not even once.

[Anonymous No.9481270]

>take my wife to a 3 Michellen Star resturant
>she fucks another man and shoots me in the face

Uhhm, hello?

[Anonymous No.9481310]

>>9481257
Women are a meme.

[Anonymous No.9481317]

How many "sheeeits" and "got damns" did you hear from the other line?

[Anonymous No.9481326]

>>9481257

My wife does this, constantly on the phone to co-workers

I just keep making really shitty, inappropriate jokes so they can hear. One of them generally gets fed up eventually

[Anonymous No.9481329]

>>9481257
If she didn't ask you for a meal don't cook her one, She'll appreciate you cook a large portion for yourself and she has to beg for some.

[Anonymous No.9481330]

I don't mind the phones being on the table but as long as it's just a quick touch or a scroll if conversations dying, but if conversations good I expect everyone to leave phones alone.

Also that's why I try to serve alcohol with every fancy dinner I make, not to pair it like some pretentious cunt but to get people talking.

[Anonymous No.9481336]

>>9481257
>eat the food your damn self
shoulda slapped the shit out of her right there

[Anonymous No.9481338]

>>9481330
PS: As said by Anons above, it seems like you have bigger problems in your relationship. I don't usually buy into the whole couples therapy meme since I bounce from woman to woman as soon as they piss me off but I would suggest it seeing as your married.

[Anonymous No.9481344]

>>9481257
she sounds like a skank, why the fuck did you marry that bitch?

[Anonymous No.9481528]

>>9481257
Hi OP!
Just noticed your thread - this sounds really rough!
I'd give advice to you but there have never been situations like that in our marriage (I say "our" because my wife and me share everything so saying "my" would be wrong ;-) )
We often cook together joking around and having fun, then enjoy our wonderful home-cooked meal with really deep or funny conversation.
Afterwards, there's usually incredible sex before we snuggle up and fall asleep together.

I hope this made you feel better OP!
Have a wonderful day ;-)

[Anonymous No.9481552]

>>9481257
You grab their phone and throw it out the fuckin window

[Anonymous No.9481572]

Sounds like you have bigger problems in your marriage.

There was obviously something up with her that you do not know or don't want to tell us because it would make YOU look bad.

[Anonymous No.9481584]

Same shit
>woman can't cook a meal for shit, wonder why I even bother, coming after work tired and she rubs her damn cunt all day long doing jack shit
>starts bitching every day demanding more rights
>tell her we are going to fancy dinner downtown
>driving in the middle of nowhere
>stop
>TELL HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TRUCK
>She doesn't, I come over to her side and smash her face a few times and start yelling at her
>DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR PARENTS
>yes,yes please stop I will yes yes
>don't stop beat the everliving shit out of her
>DO YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR PARENTS
>no I won't I swear pleaseeee stop it
>get in the truck and start driving her back home
>give her back her phone and tell her to call her mother and talk with her
>all the while she is in tears, and I'm maintaining strict contact that if she fucks up I will bust her ass again
>she starts to working for shit actually
>her food is shit, but goddamn atleast I can see some effort put in so I don't care what I actually eat

[Anonymous No.9481616]

>>9481584
Love this pasta

[Anonymous No.9481764]

>>9481265
>couples counseling
Don't they literally just tell you to divorce and blame it on the man?

[Anonymous No.9481865]

>>9481764
Depends on the counselor. Most do not.

[Anonymous No.9481868]

>>9481338
>Doesn't buy into it
>Can't stay stable with one woman
>Wah I'm mad I can't communicate but go ahead practice what I preach and don't practice

you lowly hypocrite

Don't give anybody your shitty advice today or any day faggot

[Anonymous No.9481880]

>>9481584

[Anonymous No.9481893]

>>9481528
I don't know what's sadder. Pretending to have a failing marriage or pretending to have a good marriage to troll an anon you know is lying.

[Anonymous No.9481895]

>>9481584
>fucking up the pasta

Guess you're a shit cook too.

[Anonymous No.9481910]

>>9481270
>Michellen
Deserved it.

[Anonymous No.9482017]

>>9481257
>letting your woman have a phone

She's cheating on you.

[Anonymous No.9482022]

>>9481326
>""""""""co-workers""""""""

Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.9482075]

>>9481257
>>>/gif/
You're on the wrong board, don't worry you'll find plenty of cuck shit on /gif/

[Anonymous No.9482077]

>>9481257
>falling for the 3DPD meme

Hahahaha.

[Anonymous No.9482093]

>>9481584
Ahh yes the traditional beating of a wife who has not served dinner at the appointed time meme.. Classic

[Anonymous No.9482096]

>>9481257
She's right, you know?
eat the damn fucking dinner yourself, she needs to prepare her anus for tyrone's BBC over the phone

[Anonymous No.9482110]

>>deal with people that don't appreciate effort.

You never do anything for them again. Ever.

[Anonymous No.9482163]

Knowing women like I do, if you'd made just enough for yourself she would have asked for a bite and eaten half your plate. Got to use reverse psychology on creatures whose daily interactions are governed by the moon cycles.

[Anonymous No.9482190]

>>9481257
Try making more money, that will shut her up quicker than any of these other trailer trash methods

[Anonymous No.9482313]

So you beat the shit out of her after that right?

[Anonymous No.9482465]

>>9481584
you really cocked up that pasta, boy

[Anonymous No.9482660]

>>9481257
Be a man. The next time she does that, take her phone and bust it. If she protests just reminder that she's YOUR wife.

[Anonymous No.9483477]

I don't understand women that don't take care of their man. Damn shame.

[Anonymous No.9483673]

>>9481257
i'll never get tired of that picture

[Anonymous No.9483677]

Let the cunt walk all over you, what could possibly go wrong?

[Anonymous No.9483679]

>>9481317
kek

[Anonymous No.9483682]

>>9481257

I've walked out of dates who pull out their phones. You either want to talk to me or you don't. If you're that bored and rude you deserve to be walked out on and pay the bill. Fuck that shit into the river and drown it.

[Anonymous No.9483700]

shes probably resentful because she picked a loser to marry/ she's delusionally believing she can do better and wants back her childhood AKA single life of blowing 30 year old men every other night

[Anonymous No.9483992]

>>9483682
who the fuck wants to talk on a date
you're the asshole there

[Anonymous No.9484007]

>>9483700
Ah, the good old "blame the man" approach. Not that society taught her that she deserves the best because she's a unique princess.

>>9483992
Shitty b8

[Anonymous No.9484008]

>>9483682
Protip: you're boring your dates.

[Anonymous No.9484083]

>>9482093
Anyone who stays home all day on their s/o's dime should be making dinner and or lunch for the person working

[Anonymous No.9484371]

>>9481257
good lookin' pusy

[Anonymous No.9484422]

>>9481257
I can never decide if I prefer being alone or not but anecdotes like this keep me going. people are such shit.

[Anonymous No.9484431]

If women weren't so insufferable I'd consider marrying one. Sometimes I just wish I were gay. No homo.

[Anonymous No.9484514]

>>9481552
Corner of the table u fuckin abbo

[Anonymous No.9484669]

>>9481257
you catch more flies with honey than vinnegar, maybe when dinner is coming up YOU should call your wife. She can stay on the phone while she eats, as long as she is talking wiht you ;)

[Anonymous No.9484700]

>>9481257
>wife

sounds like your stock of this ingredient is rotten. throw it the fuck away and start over.

[Anonymous No.9484743]

>>9484431
You can be gay, it's a choice.

[Anonymous No.9484759]

Here OP

http://www.jammerfromchina.com/products/_Mini_Handheld_Mobile_Phone_and_GPS_Signal_Jammer.html

Now, I know you'll want to thank me with money or at least a good bottle of whiskey... but I do this out of the kindness of my heart and hope your miserable marriage somehow becomes less miserable soon.

[Anonymous No.9484767]

>>9484759
>jammerfromchina.com
seems like an FCC Honeypot

[Anonymous No.9484816]

>>9484767

Go about your day, citizen. My business is with OP.

[Anonymous No.9484826]

Just pack all your stuff up and leave, don't say anything just leave

[Anonymous No.9484827]

>>9484700
Kek, this.

[Anonymous No.9484843]

>>9484826
>give her everything you've worked for and run away crying.
Fucking limp-wrist liberals. You kick her ass out, don't even let her pack a bag. Just kick her to the curb and change the locks.

[Anonymous No.9484847]

>>9484431
This. Everything that comes out of a woman's mouth is meritless hot air. They're only good because they have a vagina and tits. So treat them like that. As soon as they turn bitchy, act like their pussy and tits are sour. Suddenly there's plenty of other vaginas and tits that look a whole lot better.

[Anonymous No.9484867]

she's probably cheating on you

just live your own life and don't be too worried about what she does, there's really no other way to live

I mean, you can try to do nice things for her and that can be romantic and shit, but if she's behaving like that then above all make sure you make yourself happy first

[Anonymous No.9484919]

>>9484847
>>9484867
OP, there is definitely a lot of anti-woman sentiment on this board, but listen to these anons. Seriously. You have to focus on you, completely ignore her unless she's being useful/nice. I don't know why but the longest relationships I've had were the ones where I spoke to the girls the least.

[Anonymous No.9484957]

>>9484847
Man you are so cool and edgy and I'm sure you get so much pussy

[Anonymous No.9484982]

Sounds like you have bigger problems in your marriage.

I know that because I'm a lonely virgin lurking on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9484998]

Why is /ck/ so easy to troll?

[Anonymous No.9485015]

>>9484998
Cause we get bored easily.

[Anonymous No.9485024]

>>9484998
because most of its users are girls, who also happen to not be particularly savvy

[Anonymous No.9485634]

>>9481257
>phones are a nuisance
People are, make one for yourself and let the cunt order/make her won dinner.

[Anonymous No.9487055]

>>9484083
This it's not hard, takes an hour at most for a good proper dinner, let alone cleaning which you can do the dishes and vacuuming in an hour that's two hours a day, 4 if you take the kids to school and back
4 hour work day, how oppressive tradition is

[Anonymous No.9487086]

>>9487055
I'm a house husband/ work at home PT. It's waaay harder than that. Props to women and men that take care of their SO's. Taking care of kids, house and home IS a job. I'd rather the roles be switched but wifey is NICU Nurse and makes way more money than me right now. We both
Work hard. The Kids kick my ass man

[Anonymous No.9487097]

>>9487086
that isnt a job, your wife has the job. Man up you little bitch

[Anonymous No.9487100]

>>9487086
>Work hard.

Of course they do, they can sense weakness you beta male cuck

[Anonymous No.9487102]

>>9487097
hey hey hey, I work part time broo, but I mommy FULL time. Give it a try someday if you can get a woman to let you toss a load in her, you might just change your tone if you walk a mile in my high heels, fag.

[Anonymous No.9487104]

>cuckposting in almost 2018

[Anonymous No.9487291]

>>9487086
I'd give my right nut to be a house husband to a woman who slaved for the dough while I tended the garden and chickens, managed the finances, sold shit on ebay that I scavenged, kept the house clean and prepared the meals. Fuck slaving out there with a bunch of other zombie robots.

[Anonymous No.9487302]

>>9485024
SHOW YOUR FUCKING PUSSY BITCH.

[Anonymous No.9487313]

>>9483477
That looks like Troy Wagner

[Anonymous No.9487337]

>>9481257
your wife sounds annoying and so do you.

[Anonymous No.9487339]

>>9481257
>How do you deal with people that dont appreciate the effort into making a home cooked meal?
Stop being around people who are slaves to their phone.
Break up with her OP holy shit shes cheating on you and youre fucking feeding and housing that cunt.

[Anonymous No.9487346]

>>9481528
>so saying "my" would be wrong ;-) )
Fucking neck your self cunt.

[Anonymous No.9487347]

>>9487339
This. She's fucking the living shit out of some massive douchebag.

[Anonymous No.9487351]

>>9481552
Quality post from a fucking abbos from assuie cunt.
Bravo.
Cannot stop fucking laffing.

[Anonymous No.9487358]

>>9481584
I remember you anon.
This is how you treat a women the SLAV STRONK WAY.
>MFW you come to a cooking thread only to see wife beating stories.
Fuck I love the internet.

[Anonymous No.9487361]

>>9481764
Yes, its always your fault and you end up divorced and you have to pay a few hundred dollars to some asshole with a PHD to tell you you are a scum bag and the women is always right.
And you make fun of me for being single.

[Anonymous No.9487369]

>>9482077
This op.
Prepare to be cucked and prep the bull.

[Anonymous No.9487379]

>>9484816
>When the FBI party van cant catch pedos any more and must shit post with the rest of us.
At least the spy shit was original.

[Anonymous No.9487383]

>>9484998
This is 4chan what the fuck would we do with out the trolling?
Be productive lol no fucking way fag

[Anonymous No.9487386]

>>9487086
I hope this post is a troll. If not please consider suicide. And don't end your response to me with a smiley face you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.9487406]

>>9481265
Don't even bother with this shit OP. just fucking kill her and rape any sisters she has. She not gon learn, not today, not tomorow. You're possibly a real nigga, a King who makes his own meals? Nah my nigga fuck a ungrateful hoe. It's 2017, leave that bitch and cuff you a proper woman.
Kill her first tho

[Anonymous No.9487422]

>>9487386
Lol... everyone on 4chan is a troll. Fucking faggot :)

[Anonymous No.9487446]

>>9481257
Do you appreciate meals she makes you OP?
Also:
>grabs two plates drops them on the table
sounds fat

[Anonymous No.9487453]

>>9487291
Me too

[Anonymous No.9487493]

>>9481257
She's cheating on you.

[Anonymous No.9487516]

OP don't listen to these trolls.

I am 34 and been married 10 years so I know how difficult a relationship can be at times

Me, my wife does not appreciate my cooking either.

I spend at least 10 hours per week cooking, and I weight the food before I let her have it and after, and she only eats an average of 74% of the food I prepare for her by weight.

To be honest I fucking hate her. I have become a very obsessive guy when I used to be very relaxed. I have even paid prostitutes to let me cook for them because I want to be appreciated. Literally all I think about now is my wife eating food I didn't prepare and finishing it. I tried poisoning her once after we went to a restaurant so she would vomit some of the food to bring the consumption by weight in line with her average for my food and she ended up cheating on me. Women are whore, I hate them.

[Anonymous No.9487528]

>>9481257
My wife is never on her phone when we eat, it's not even something we had to discuss. If it's something important to you, let her know. teebeeaitch, why would you marry someone who disrespects you so much?

[Anonymous No.9487531]

>>9481257
>Attention seeking pussy wants attention.
>Let the spaghetti boil for an hour
>Still not appreciated. Maybe try 2 hours next time?

So if your partner has better things to do, you should get another partner.
Somone who can pat you on the back like a good dog as you play fetch in the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.9487539]

>>9487516
>I weight the food before I let her have it and after, and she only eats an average of 74% of the food I prepare for her by weight.
Women eat less than men, maybe she doesn't like walking around with stuffed gullet
>I have even paid prostitutes to let me cook for them because I want to be appreciated. Literally all I think about now is my wife eating food I didn't prepare and finishing it. I tried poisoning her once after we went to a restaurant so she would vomit some of the food to bring the consumption by weight in line with her average for my food and she ended up cheating on me.
Jesus fuck, I thought my mother was pushy about food. What is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.9487546]

>>9481868
He just doesn't see the worth if he's happy to bail, there is literally no obligation to stay in a relationship if you're not married.

[Anonymous No.9487557]

>>9487102
That is actually hard. I agree. Taking care of kids is hard in and of itself but it's not necessarily that much time devotion, especially during the school year

[Anonymous No.9487562]

>>9481257
>white women

[Anonymous No.9487563]

>>9487516
She prolly hates you more bitch boy.

[Anonymous No.9487581]

>>9487562
can we please stop this meme of american women = white women?
1. women of all color are scum in america
2. there are no real whites in america
3. white women are not shit in europe

[Anonymous No.9487633]

>>9487581
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.9487665]

>>9481764
>Don't they literally just tell you to divorce and blame it on the man?

Who do you think initiates the vast majority of couple's counseling? The woman. So the therapists/doctors know damn well to say exactly what the woman wants or the couple will not be coming back because the woman won't want to be told she's wrong again. God forbid.

[Anonymous No.9487737]

>>9483682
Don't be boring. My girlfriend bitches about this too but when I put my phone down she just fucking sits there and twiddles her fucking thumb. I don't have shit to talk about and am not about to sit there and do fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.9487771]

>>9481257
Should've known this about your wife before you married her dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9487902]

>>9481584
WHERE'S THE MEATLOAF YOU DONKEY?

stop

stop

damn.. fuck me

[Anonymous No.9487928]

>>9481317
I usually don't take to cuckposting but this was funny

[Anonymous No.9487961]

Same shit
> Women can not cook meals for shit, why I bother, come after a tired job, she is Jack Sit
> Start more daily discomfort seeking more rights
> Please tell her that we will have dinner downtown gorgeously
> Drive along the way
> Stop
> Talk to her to get fucks from my truck
> She, I came to her side, crush her face several times and start screaming at her
> Do you want to return to your father?
> Yes, Yes I am Yes
> Please do not stop hitting her eternal shit
> Do you want to return to your father?
> No I have not sworn to stop it
> Get on the truck home
> Call her and call her to her and talk to her
> While I'm crying, I always keep on a tough touch. If she gets up, I hug her ass once more in my chest
> She actually starts working for shit
> Her food is shit but at least I am trying not to mind what I actually eat

[Anonymous No.9487966]

>>9481257
Stop cooking, or cook a portion size for 1

[Anonymous No.9487996]

>>9487665
>the woman won't want to be told she's wrong again. God forbid.
It's so easy to vividly imagine the women doing a 180 and deciding the counselor doesn't know what they're talking about as soon as she's told she's wrong.

What is it with women and getting pissed off when you correct them. The best is when they try to correct you and then act like you're the asshole when you explain why their correction is wrong and what you said is not wrong.

[Anonymous No.9488024]

>>9487996
being gay is wonderful

playing devil's advocate, mansplaining is a very real phenomenon too

[Anonymous No.9488039]

I've been with the same girl almost 20 years. We're in the kitchen right now. She's baking bread and I'm finishing up cooking supper. She just told me how much she appreciates me. In about ten minutes we're gonna open a bottle of wine and have a nice meal together. And there's a 10-15% chance she'll give me a blowjob tomorrow morning.

To be fair she's wife #3. Took a few tries to pick a good one.

[Anonymous No.9488051]

>>9488039
>10%-15% chance of blowjob

I'm 85-90% sure that Ain't gonna happen happen nigga. Lmao

[Anonymous No.9488054]

>>9481257
Your fault for marrying a cunt

[Anonymous No.9488060]

>>9488051
After 20 years I'm happy she still sucks my cock about once a week or so.

[Anonymous No.9488061]

>>9488024
>Look up mansplaining
>Explaining in a condescending or patronizing manner
Is this not a word that women made up because they keep doing exactly what I mentioned in the previous post? Who isn't going to be condescending when they have to constantly deal with someone who thinks they're right when they're not.

[Anonymous No.9488438]

>>9487581
>white women are not shit in europe

[Anonymous No.9488452]

>>9487313
I'm the only one here who knows who you're talking about

Well done

[Anonymous No.9488727]

>>9487406
only sensible answer in this thread. fucking betas worshipping these thots out hear

[Anonymous No.9488731]

>>9481336
and then she calls the police tells them you raped her and you're in the clink for 15 years getting beaten daily by jamal and gibbel

[Anonymous No.9488735]

>>9484847
>every woman i like plays me because im a faggot: the post

[Anonymous No.9488741]

>>9487086
>get up
>wake up your shitty spawn
>pour some cereal for them
>say bye and they go on the bus
>go watch tv in your pajamas for 6 hours
>"whew what a day"
yea, its totally a job

[Anonymous No.9488758]

>>9481257
start drinking heavily

[Anonymous No.9488832]

>>9488061
It's a word women made so they can just ignore everything you say and just pass it off as you being a sexist for assuming they're not correct about everything.