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Why are bananas the best fruit?
They have such good flavor
>Unique sweet taste
>Not too sweet, good balance
They have cooking applications
>Can be used as a thickening agent
>Keto and Paleo fags shape them like pancakes and brown them on pans
>Won't overpower fruit salads
>Literally number one on the tier list for smoothie ingredients
They're funny
>Shaped like penises
>Slipping on a banana peels is kino slapstick
>Bananas are directly related to monkeys which are inherently funny on their own
Not to mention how the peel makes such a good handle for the fruit and peeling it apart as you eat it is very satisfying. Ignore America's history of acquiring them and discuss best fruit.

>> No.9463328
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9463328

>>9463322
Ripe jack fruit tastes almost exactly like a banana and has a better texture, though I'm not sure about the nutritional difference.

It's in season right now.

>> No.9463331

And they prove god existence

>> No.9463367

>>9463322
how can I try a real banana and not one of the fake ones like everyone else eats.

>> No.9463375

>>9463322
I don't mind banans, but I never go out of my way to get them...if I never eat another the rest of my life, nothing of value will be lost desu...

>> No.9463409
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9463409

i really really really like this image

>> No.9463468

i've posted about sticking a banana up my arse here before.

>> No.9463474

>>9463409

Lewd

>> No.9463491

>>9463322
where did you take that picture of me?
HUE HUE HUE HUE

>> No.9463514

>>9463468
Aren't they too squishy? Or are you some kind of fucking whore with a half dollar size gaping asshole?

>> No.9463520

>>9463409
Haha, where did you find this one?

>> No.9463561

>>9463514
It was probably a plantain.

>> No.9463570

Bananas are absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9463594

>>9463520
oh, just somewhere online. save it. it's all yours my friend.

>> No.9463632

>>9463570
Ok, but what if there was a big tough gorilla and maybe he was wearing a suit or something, and that gorilla was smoking a banana like a big ol' cigar, wouldn't that be pretty funny?

>> No.9463676

>>9463632
..and he could say something like "no monkey business", that'd made me lol

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9464378

>>9463676
Ha ha yes, that is a funny sentiment

>> No.9464440

>>9463375
banans hurt my tongue