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Last one is gonna start falling off the board

we've made an IRC, so if anyone of you want to chat with fellow al/ck/s click this link, and of course, we're all drunk:

https://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

>> No.9451925

>wake up
>grab gatorade bottle to take a huge drink of liquid hangover relief
>gulped down huge amount of vodka
>I guess I put vodka in that bottle and forgot about it

Whew, That burned. I didn't even have my eyes open

>> No.9451938

>>9451925
kek, I did that too.
Fun mornings.

>> No.9451950
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9451950

Just cleaned my kitchen, about to walk my dog while spaghetti sauce simmers, it's gonna be a comfy night fellow al/ck/s.
What's everyone up to?

>> No.9451967

>>9451950
Also about 1/2 way through my 1.75 of vodka. Feel free to post your drinks as well, boyos.

>> No.9452000
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>>9451950
the other night I cleaned my room, and managed to slip in some stairs, while carrying 4 glasses and two cups of leftover coffee
managed to break two glasses, and cut myself up pretty bad. and I'm sick.
my mother also asked me why I drink so much.

I miss living alone

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>> No.9452016

>>9451967
I'm fucking jealous, I've got nothing and all the shops are shut

>> No.9452029

>>9452000
Why'd you have to move back anon?
I do little, trivial, normal functioning adult things and reward myself with alcohol. It keeps me from living in squalor, but it isn't helping me further myself...

>> No.9452034

>>9452016
Like, shut for the night? Sorry m8, sometimes bars stay serving a little later if you've got the gualla for that.
Also, can you buy beer/wine/champagne?

>> No.9452072

>>9452034
Yeah, everything. They keep early hours here during the week, it sucks

>> No.9452128

>18 days sober

I feel like I could do this forever now. Don't want to though.

>> No.9452139

>>9452072
That's fucked, sorry dude. I recently moved somewhere with different liquor laws and I had to adjust, it took a few hard nights of sweating but I learned to stock up as soon as I could.

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9452145

How do I make this more drinkable? I mean I drink it straight but if anyone has a way to make the experience more pleasant, aside from making a 10:1 juice:whiskey cocktail I'm all ears.

>> No.9452151

>>9452145
whiskey sour

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>>9452145
Just realize you're damned and chase it with anything and take it like a champ. I had an old friend who used to need one of those a night in order to sleep, and that's the ticket. Drink, chase, repeat.
I'm a vodka/water man myself, but cola honestly helps that shit go down easier.

>> No.9452168

>>9452151
stupid question, but what is whiskey sour, exactly (not a whiskey drinker)

>> No.9452179

>>9452168
not him, i asked the question. but it's my favorite cocktail, just use whiskey + (fresh squeezed) lemon juice + grenadine or sugar

>> No.9452184

>>9452179
forgot +water, it's great if you like tangy sour stuff

>> No.9452187

>>9452145
I got a DUI drinking a fifth of this while I was driving.

My drunk brain said "Do a burnout when the light turns green". There was a fucking cop right behind me

God damn R&R

>> No.9452195

>>9452145

you could try it as a seven and seven?

equal parts whisky and 7up/sprite

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>>9452187
Lmao you retard
Always drive grandma mode if you HAVE to drive drunk

>> No.9452215

>>9452179
Oh cool, thanks for the answer, heard the term "whiskey sour" often, but never really knew what it meant

>> No.9452231

Guys what do? I love beer. It's my favorite thing in the world. I'm obsessed with it. The different kinds, how to make it etc. but my parents are hardcore baptist and really disapprove of me drinking. So much so that they threaten to kick me out of the house. What's even worse is that my dream job would be to work at or own a brewery. I'm really conflicted. I almost want to move and get a job and not tell them where I'm working. I think I'd be a lot happier but who knows I'd still probably miss them.

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9452251

>>9451950
Checking in
Drunk as fuck, eating spaghetti w/ obligatory parm, and a shit lot of garlic bread.
Just cracked the seal on my 2nd 1.75l, it's only getting more comfy.

>> No.9452269

>>9452231
You'll miss them, sure, but you shouldn't let anyone keep you from following your dreams. You sound dedicated; don't let the dream die. Even if it doesn't work out, you'll regret not taking the chance and trying. Just do your best and do what you're passionate about.

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>>9452231
I love beer and have baptist parents too. Just stop giving a fuck and live your own life.

>> No.9452289

>>9452231
Remind them our Lord and his disciples guzzled wine on a regular basis and promise them you will never get falldown drunk and/or into hard likker.

>> No.9452296

Hi al/ck/.
I haven't drank in a year today.
AMA.

>> No.9452301

>>9452212
name one example of when you HAVE to drive drunk, please

>> No.9452303

>>9452296
What's wrong with moderation?

>> No.9452305

>>9452296
How much did you drink, for how long, how bad did it get, how many times have you tried quitting?
How long does anhedonia last? And when does the libido comes back?

>> No.9452308

>>9452251
I don't know how people can eat while drinking. I can put away a tragic amount of alcohol but as soon as I get some food in my stomach I lose all interest

>> No.9452312

>>9452212
I was young and stupid.

>> No.9452313

>>9452308
Because it makes food taste so good

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9452338

>tfw reading up on the comorbidity of diabetes type 1 and psychiatric illness
Suddenly a lot of things make sense

>> No.9452368

>>9452301
Idfk, that's why I said "HAVE" with all caps, ya dingus.

>> No.9452376

>>9452305
>How much did you drink
A normal evening would include a sixpack of beers and half a bottle of whatever strong liquor I had lying around.
>for how long
Two and a halfish years
>how bad did it get
I lost all my friends from my youth. They just couldn't tolerate my bullshit anymore. I fucked up my studies at university and had to drop out.
>how many times have you tried quitting?
Just this once. No one around me knew I was an alcoholic, but no one questioned me stopping all together either.
>How long does anhedonia last?
Depends on the person. The first two weeks is hell. I drank mostly because I was bored. Playing stupid repetitive video games helped. Running and exercising helped. Not being employed and around other drinkers helped.
>And when does the libido comes back?
Can't comment on that, never had sex-related issues.

>>9452303
>What's wrong with moderation?
Everything if you're the kind of guy who "keeps drinking once he started". When its 3 AM in the morning and you can easily keep the party going by taking another drink. Because that means alcohol is having the same effect as an opiate on you, chemically speaking. Why bother taking chances if you can avoid them by not doing a very simple thing. Drinking alcohol is absolutely worthless compared to so many other good things in life. You only get one shot, why waste it to a fucking bottle?

>> No.9452700

Do any of you al/ck/s drink more expensive booze, maybe on special occasions, or is it always the cheapest shit you can find?

>> No.9452713

Guys I think I'm hypoglycemic, but I'm not gonna go check

>> No.9452723

>>9452713
pissing the bed? feel goofy? throwing up? shaky? Weak? Night Sweats?

my brother is a type I diabetic and those are the symptoms of low blood sugar. You could also just be having minor withdrawals. go get checked, but minor alcohol WD feels like hypoglycemia sometimes.

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9452735

What does alck think of weed?

>> No.9452778

>>9452735
applying for jobs which require clearance. so no weed 4 me. straight & narrow

>> No.9452784

>>9452735
Doesn't make me feel like myself, you dip in and out of reality. Better in small amounts for relaxing but sometimes fun to go way the fuck out.

>> No.9452793

Haha jk I wish I were dead.

>> No.9452798

>>9452735
I’ve been experimenting with microdosing it when on the wagon to just get a bit of a mood boost without really getting stoned. Like one tiny hit and then the next one a couple of hours later.

I like it. It feels just different enough from being sober to be interesting but not intoxicating enough to be a problem for anything.

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9452805

>>9451888
>work graveyards
>pay bills for entire fucking house
>freeloading family live here and use electricity and water since i win the bread.
>get super fucked up
>sister steals money from my wallet since shes into oxy
>drunkenly hide my wallet
>wake up sober and cant find it
>cancel my cards and set up an appointment to get another drivers licence and state id
>remember that i ALWAYS put shit in this one spot when I'm blacked out... this spot on the roof (dont ask)
>its there. Now im cashless and have to run to the bank every tjme to withdrawl money.
>sitting at home drinking New Amsterdam Vodka now, work tonight.

Pic related.

>> No.9452809

>>9452805
Pretty decent voddy desu

>> No.9452814

>>9452308
I cant drink and eat. Or eat and drink. I cook my food or i get fucking trashed and i cook like an iron chef and eat like a king after, then pass out and i feel great.

>> No.9452822

I really wish I could drink, but I'm simply too god damn obese. My heart has a hard enough time keeping me alive sober.

>> No.9452825

>>9452805
>>9452809

I put a lot of shit up there. I've made a 16oz steak with garlic mash and i put it up there because my friend was gonna shoot somebody at a strip club so i had to leave but i didnt want to put it in the fridge and make it cold and i didnt want to drive drunk so i uberd it there and back in an hour and i ate it on the roof.

Best thing about rare steak, is if you have to regeat it, itll still be hot and juicy and good and itll just turn into a medium!

>> No.9452826

>>9452805
LIvin the dream m80 desu senpai

>> No.9452849

>>9452805
Samefag here, whats your fellas concensus on the time limit between cuttjng off drinking and work?

I work 8-10hr days and i booze til at most 8hr before work. Ive cut it close though, funny stories.

>8 hours before work, with friends. Want to sleep but they still drink.
>whats one more shot.
>7 hours before work.
>whats one more shot.
>3 hours before work.
>just took a shot.
>go into garage and drunkenly lift full body and burn as much calories while drinking at least 2 liter of water the entire time for about 45 minutes.
>spend the next 2 hours on a stationary bike sweating while drinking water and pissing every half hour listening to saetia and hating myself because i know i fucked up.
>get to work
>paranoid as fuck
>keep thinking THEY KNOW FUCK FUCK
>Its company shirt day, must wear the comoany shirt, i forget.
>boss comes up to me
>HE KNOWS HE KNOWS HE KNOWS
>he turns a left and walks away, i hide for 10 hours in the workplace and bathroom and dodge a bullet.

I drink til 5 hours before work max now.

>> No.9452855

>>9452805
You should pay your sister to fugg

>> No.9452896

>>9452849
I can't cut off before working.

>> No.9452913

>>9451925
I did that with rancid milk once. I gulped down like half a big glass before my brain realized it was spoiled. At least barfing up the milk brought a lot of booze with it.

>> No.9452916

>>9452896
Same newam fag. Um... i used to be drunk 18 hours of the day or at lwast buzzed since i was 18. A decade of that showed no negative results, my liver is fine and golden apparently but its the smoking im prone to cancer... fuck.

28 right now.

>> No.9452922

>>9452855
She looks like me with long hair. No.

>> No.9452972

New Am bro here. Anons, i love you all. Keep trucking in life. Be a just person, dont hurt others, be loving. Itll all work out in the end.

Aloha, anon. May i drink with you in a bar randomly one day.

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Hi gamers

>> No.9453016

>>9453010
you got your 40's eh?

King Cobra?

>> No.9453023

4 Days in and caved. Disappointed in myself. Baby steps I guess.

>> No.9453031

>>9453016

J.O.?

Whom is this

>> No.9453062

Does anyone here know if vodka and orange crush is like a screwdriver

>> No.9453069

I've really got to quit drinking, it's fucking with my ability to play video games/

>> No.9453131

Fucking bump, join the IRC

>> No.9453342

>>9452251
Is anyone still up?

>> No.9453347

>>9453342
ye

>> No.9453352

>>9453347
Whatcha up to? Just made a run to mcdickles and am about to get extra hammered. Watching some Netflix with my cat.

>> No.9453356

>>9453347
/what's going on in your life, anon? Not to encourage blogposting, but I'm on my 3rd big gulp glass of vodka and just want someone to talk to.

>> No.9453358

>>9453352
Just drinking and watching shows on my computer.

>> No.9453361

>>9453356
in that irc >>9453131
barely anyone comes on.

>> No.9453363

>>9453358
Ah, what show? I'm a burger but I've lately been watching "the toast of London". It's pretty funny, but I've run out of shit to binge.

>> No.9453365

>>9453361
I'm phoneposting, so I haven't bothered. I figured it was a voice chat like discord or something, am I fucked?

>> No.9453366

>>9453363
Been watching star trek finished tos and tng on ds9

>> No.9453372

>>9453365
oh no it's text

>> No.9453373

>>9453372
Opened it. I can't figure out how to post from a phone to save my life...

>> No.9453374

>>9453366
Fug, I've never been much into sci-fi myself. The closest I've gotten is scifi animoo, desu.

>> No.9453404

The chat really kills the thread
Guys can we pls keep this alive?

>> No.9453428

>>9453356
Not him but I'm unemployed and waiting on a $26,000 payment from my former employer who's now not returning my texts or emails.

>> No.9453436

>>9453428
Dude, that's fucked. Is this something you can solve in person?
Someone currently owes me $8000 so I can share the pain.

>> No.9453439

>>9453428
Call the labour board and send that guy into hell

>> No.9453443

>>9453436
Nope, because they have dual citizenship and they're presently in the other country. I'm one of about 10 waiting for what they're owed.

>> No.9453451

>>9453439
The dual citizenship is what makes it tough. I imagine he could just ignore everything and there's nothing the former staff could do, however he owns like 4 or 5 properties in this country and his son is studying/living here and wants to be a real estate mogul so that could help.

>> No.9453465

>>9452735
was a fan, it lost its magic. i will still occasionally smoke, but rarely purchase.

>> No.9453466

>>9452735
absolute shit, wish I'd never gone near it in my formative years

>> No.9453501

>>9452735
Love it. I'd never drink again and my health would rocket if it was legal here. Makes me hate the country.

>> No.9453596

>Second time this has happened already
>Kept waking up hourly during night
>Had a shit ton of different dreams
>Remember all of them
The last one was shit though I drove a car off a cliff and woke up, the fucking feeling in chest right after

>> No.9453604

My nose is bleeding again. I guess I'll see you in the next life.

>> No.9453617

>>9453596
>Nightmares
That's withdrawals. It's related to the nightmarish hallucinations of delirium tremens.

>> No.9453623

>go to Berlin for a long weekend
>drink lots of pilsner, essentially a half-litre with every meal but breakfast
>have a dream where I've always got a glass of beer in hand
Berliner Pilsner is pretty nice.

>> No.9453630

>started quitting and dieting at the same time
Somehow this is not as worse quitting either alone

>> No.9453654

>>9453617
I'm having withdrawals? What the fuck, I don't even drink that much

>> No.9453866

>>9453654
Unlikely that you're having withdrawals, everyone has nightmares. You're more prone to them if you drink a lot and then sleep sober the next day though

>> No.9453943

>>9453866
>if you drink a lot and then sleep sober the next day though
That's what happened, though now that I think about it, they probably were nightmares in a way, lots of accusations, some scary elements, only the last one was when I died though.
I never even remember nightmares so I don't even know how to picture em

>> No.9453946

>>9452145
>>9452179
>>9452179
Not *exactly* anon.
Whisky
Lemon juice
Sugar syrup
Egg white

I do 45/20/15mL +egg white

shake up without ice to froth up, then add ice and shake again.

Skip the egg white if you want, but for gods sake use fresh lemon.

>> No.9454041

Currently on a mix of xanax and kpins and haven't drank since tuesday night. Going to try doing it right this time and actually stopping even if it only for a few months or weeks. I normally always grab drinks after the gym on my walk home and then drink them in the valley while staring at the river. endblog
I hate life

>> No.9454537

who here /daysweats/


>tfw pouring sweat going to buy beer and do some banking
>only 50F outside
>sweating so much the security guard at the bank is looking at me suspiciously

>> No.9454633

>>9452805
Where do you live? Fucking hate free loading family. I also lost my wallet a month ago. Absolute nightmare

>> No.9454678

Oh god. Please. Please no more

>> No.9454707

I feel you buddy

>> No.9454775

cheapest way to get drunk in the UK without drinking cider?

>> No.9454789

>tfw the kratom hits and you're sipping your assam/ceylon/rwandan tea blend

oh man, feels good.

>> No.9454790

>>9454775
Homebrew. Cheap supermarket apple juice plus yeast.
Instant solution? Tramp-tier beer like tennents super.

>> No.9454796

should I buy alcohol today

>> No.9454801

>>9454796
No.

>> No.9454802

>>9454537
I get severe anxiety when I'm in the checkout
I don't sweat before or after, but when I'm standing in the checkout I start pouring

>> No.9454808

>>9454802
I used to too. Then gave up trying to hide my alcoholism. Smiled about it and made a joke out of it. Now the dudes there are (non-fake) smiley when they see me, I get freebies and if I'm a couple of quid short they let me off.

>> No.9454815

>>9453443
Yo my dude you're never seeing that money again, I'm sorry

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>>9454801
okay
I don't even know what I expected, like, I don't want to drink, I don't want to get drunk, but I don't want to be without alcohol

>> No.9454924

>>9454802
Iktf. It’s the sense of being trapped for me.

>> No.9454938

>>9452805
Speaking from the perspective of someone who has done this and come out the other side. They totally know. You're probably a good worker or something. Vodka doesn't make it smell any less either because you're still breathing out alcohol until it clears your system. I tried hiding this shit from my girl in the shower yesterday and as soon as we got close she called me out. It's only a matter of time when your boss calls you in for 'that talk' in which you explain you have trouble sleeping and you drink to sleep.

>> No.9454997

Does your tolerance sink when you don't drink for a while?

>> No.9455002

>>9452376
>Drinking alcohol is absolutely worthless compared to so many other good things in life.

Getting drunk maybe but used correctly it can enhance life

>> No.9455007

>>9454537

Night sweats only

>> No.9455026

>>9453062
It would be sweeter, more sugary, less acidic. Crush tends to be sugary as fuck if I remember correctly, I haven't really drank soda in a long time, I only use nips of it to chase.

>> No.9455037

>>9454997

Not for me
I can drink just as much, I just feel shit the next day when before I'd just down a pint of water and go back at it

>> No.9455041

>>9454537
I used to work in a grocery store and every single day I would be sweating like fuck. It was fucked up.

>> No.9455263

>>9454537
Daysweats like a ma'af all the time. If I don't have my ac on 68 constantly I'm one slippery dude

>> No.9455318

>>9452735
Total existential nightmare for me. Just the absolute worst psychological state I was ever flung into. The even worse part about it is that I tried to make it work for me over and over thinking I would get over it, but like out of 100 times I only ever had 1 or 2 good highs that weren't a fucking nightmare.

>> No.9455337

I am so extremely bored but too awake to go to sleep to skip the waiting period for alcohol sales to start

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>>9455337
Find an extension cord and a sturdy beam and just expidite this whole process.

>> No.9455405

Quitting always reminds me how tired alcohol does make me. I sleep like 6-7 hours when I'm sober but I can sleep like 9 - 10 after like 5 beer.

>> No.9455827

T-15 minutes to first drink

>> No.9455848

made it through thursday. Time to alck

>> No.9455897

>>9452805
New Amsterdam is pretty goat for how cheap it is.

>> No.9455922

>>9453069
I play better when I'm a little drunk. I hesitate too much and over think shit when I'm sober and play shit too safe. It's not even an 'i think I play better ', everyone I play these games with says I do. I just have no confidence when sober.

>> No.9455937

>>9454537
I sweat at my job ridiculous amounts...everyone else is relatively dry but my work shirt is drenched and every day I have to decide whether to take it home to air, or risk it drying in the locker. Fucked up..


Also sweat just walking to work..always have my shirt over the radiator.

>> No.9456178 [DELETED] 

more spam
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>> No.9456190

>>9455937

and your sweat probably reeks of booze

>> No.9456289

>>9456178
It says it's a workspace, in my language. Do we need a professional chat room?

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9456355

how work on friday feels

>> No.9456359

>>9456289
It might've been designed for work but that's not how we're using it. Slack is kinda like a mix of irc and discord, personally I'm a fan of it. I was introduced to it via /k/ where they use it to coordinate meet ups but also shitpost it's fun times.

>> No.9456369

>>9456355
I'm unemployed but I have a rule that I don't drink before 6:30
I live that every other day

>> No.9456545

tomorrow's friday

finally i can get properly drunk

>> No.9456548

>>9456178
fuck slack

>> No.9456558

>>9456178
>needing to sign up to chat with alcoholics
?????

>> No.9456619

>>9456178
dirty chat fags shitting up the general again

>> No.9456625

>>9456558
yeah that's what makes IRC so much better

What are you Americans drinking tonight?

>> No.9456671

>>9455405
Fucking lol, I sleep less now than I ever have in my entire life before I drank. When I was in HS I could sleep easily for like 12 hours a day when I didn't have to get up for school. Fast forward like 10 years after I started drinking in college to the current day and I'm lucky if I can get 4-5 hours of sleep. Plenty of nights I don't sleep at all and just lay in the dark until morning.

>> No.9456678

>>9456671
Need to tire yourself out more lad

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9456756

This next month is gonna suck, I have layoff for another month or so, and I'm all out of booze money.

I'm sipping my last shnapps & coffee very slowly today

>> No.9456771

i didn't buy whiskey today
now the stores are closed and I WISH i bought whiskey
WAT DO

>> No.9456777

>>9456756
What are schnapps by the way?
I know American schnapps are fruity liqueurs and shit
But I read older things and it seems like "schnapps" just means German for liquor.

>> No.9456781

>>9456771
Watch Netflix and be angry till you can sleep
Like I do on my sober days

Or play video games

>> No.9456783
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9456783

>>9456625
American Here
Schnapps and Coffee, What little Rum I have left, and with any luck a malt liqour.

>> No.9456794
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9456794

>>9456781
i have to be up in 7 hours for work

>> No.9456804

>>9456794
Then fucking sleep, negro

General drunkeness should help that

>> No.9456841

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as
A poor man stealing
Tired of living like a blind man
I'm sick of sight without
A sense of feeling
And this is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am

>> No.9456848

>>9456777
According to wikipedia, that's basically it.

The English loanword "schnapps" is derived from the colloquial German word Schnaps [ʃnaps] (plural: Schnäpse)[2][3] which is used in reference to spirit drinks.[4] The word Schnaps stems from Low German language and is related to the German term "schnappen", which refers to the fact that the spirit or liquor drink is usually consumed in a quick slug from a small glass (i.e., a shot glass). In British English, a corresponding term is "dram" [of liquor].[5]

>> No.9456933

>>9454815
Don't scare me any more than I already am.

>> No.9456979

>>9456625
square mile green cider. best readily available cider around these parts. i unfortunately have to go dry afterwards, but odds are i kill this sixer tonight anyway.

anyone have some al/ck/ comedy tv suggestions? some shows i enjoy are bojack, peep show, people just do nothing, XVA, classic south park, stuff of the sort

>> No.9457046

>>9456979
Toast of London is good if you're already into Brit humor, they just put 3 seasons on Netflix and I tore through them.

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9457051

I enjoy the taste of gin, mixed or straight, far more than the taste of vodka

am I an anomaly or what

>> No.9457058

>>9457051
No
You like the taste of trees more than rubbing alcohol

>> No.9457089

>>9456625
'Murican here
I just split a 20 piece of buffalo wings and am splitting the seal on a handle of vodka. Chasing with ice water, and cozying up in bed with some Netflix. Not gonna sleep for a while, though.
I got hot wings because I spent all day watching hot ones and I just had to do it.

>> No.9457094
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9457094

Anyone here tried this Lady Bligh stuff? Its supposedly 75.2 proof, higher alcohol content than most rums. I don't believe it. I put away half of a handle of it one night last week and wasn't nearly as drunk as I get from any other rum. I think the lady is lying.

>> No.9457097

>>9457094
I have never seen that in my life

>> No.9457121

>>9457097
It's fairly new in stores. Some bottles come with a pair of sunglasses. Check your local grocer.

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9457137

>>9457094
Shame Bacardi 151 is discontinued, that might have been more interesting.

>> No.9457139

>>9457046
thanks man, probably the first time i've ever asked for a show and got something i haven't heard of. i'll check it out

>> No.9457205

>>9457139
Yeah dude, no problem. I've been binging the marvel shows, if you're partial to a little bit of action Luke Cage is TIGHT as fuck, I would definitely advise giving that a shot, too. I'm a comedy buff myself but it's been a refreshing change of pace and the production value is tops.

>> No.9457219

whiskey just makes me nauseous now

what's wrong with me

>> No.9457238

>>9457219
>not vodka
That's what's wrong with you, anon.

>> No.9457270

>>9457219
>current year
>still drinking dark liquors like a fucking caveman

>> No.9457325
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9457325

>gf has been waiting on new birth control because we moved and she needs a new PCP to approve
>have been denying her stupid horny advances and beating it like a lifer for almost a month
>finally broke while drunk as fuck and fucked the daylights out of her
If she gets preggo I am ending it all senpai

>> No.9457335

>>9457325
Day-After plan
Or whatever it is called

Night After Baby Killing Pill

>> No.9457341

>>9457335
Oh, plan b? Quite possibruu

>> No.9457397

>>9454633
Hawaii

>> No.9457418

>>9457397
No him but do they hate white people (around the not touristy parts) as much as I hear?

>> No.9457419

>>9456671
>Plenty of nights I don't sleep at all and just lay in the dark until morning.

Holy fuck I can relate to this. Thoughts are circular and scattered. It's kind of an ego death cause your brain is just running with no real attachment to the thoughts that are shooting through it. Most of it is gibberish and nonsense. I just got out of an inpatient detox on Tuesday and plan on doing 90 AA meetings in 90 days. I am never going back to being that sweaty, nauseous, nightmare-driven mess.

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>>9457419
If I had a nickle....

We'll see ya again, negro.

>> No.9457445

>>9457418
Nah. Where you from? This will help my full reply.

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9457468

>>9452849
this is fucked up and you should consider drinking a bit less or consuming more water so that your body won't take such a beating. also props for listening to saetia cause they were awesome.

>> No.9457517

>>9457468
Trying to delve deeper into that genre, i finally started liking saetia because a few tracks from The Saddest Landscape had Saetia esque vibes minus the postrock vibe. Not as ridiculous as pianos become the teeth tier though, thats just depressing.

Aloha anons!

>> No.9457552

>>9457445
Florida, sorry about the late reply.

>> No.9457555

>>9457468
>>9457517
What genre y'all talkin 'bout?

>> No.9457571

>>9457552
Oh. Ok. None taken.

You'd love it here, same weather but we're a bit less affluent. Miami beach is Miami beach. The 8's there are solid 10s here, and the solid 10s there are with some millionare here.

Youll be welcomed with open arms if you dont have the attitude and try to being florida here. I hate personally people in boston for example that bitch that there's no pond hockey here or a new yorker who cant find a good slice at 4 in the morning.

Just be ready for the cost of living. $6 gallon milks, $4.50 for 18 XL eggs. For example. A can of spam here is $3

Keep an open mind, ask the locals where the cool places are, dont try to florida up hawaii, and use the "Golden Rule" at all times.

I'm jap/flip born and raised here, and I held a door open for this 6'9 300lb samoan and he had my back a week later when these meth addicts were trying to mess with me, because he remembered I was nice to him.

>> No.9457576

>>9457555
I dont want to piss off /mu/ but i believe its scramz or screamo.

>> No.9457578

>>9457571
That's what's up. I'm not trying to Florida up anywhere else, I'm sick of this shit, hah. I was just about to ask about the cost of living, too. Beat me to the punch.

>> No.9457586

>>9457576
Fuck yeah. I was heavy into deathcore as a teen, and routinely double back to old favorite albums for nostalgia. Aside from that, I've been looking for something new to listen to that's not depressing indie garbage...

>> No.9457594

>>9457578
$25/hr for a 40hr week job is barely scraping the hymen of middle class.

A lot of people work more than 50 hr/week to make rent.

For example studio apartment near the city is 900-1100 and a 2 bed 1 bath 1 garage parking next to low income housing can be 16-1900

>> No.9457604
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9457604

So who's doing what? Listening/watching/drinking?
Drove to tbell just to get a Baja blast, but they were closed 2hrs early so I settled for a mucho mango Arizona from a corner store. Back watching some Jerry Seinfeld special on Netflix and slamming vodka shots as quickly as my body will accept them. 3:12 am sweet sweet sleep come soon pls

>> No.9457605

>>9457604
The stand up special is pretty disappointing desu

>> No.9457606

>>9457586
Oh dude jesu/sun kil moon had an entire collab album. Check it out.

Fav song from it.

https://youtu.be/4e1t3jUXmQQ

>> No.9457615

>>9457606
The vocals turn me off a little bit (even considering my indie garbage taste), but I'll definitely give the album a listen. I drive a lot and really appreciate listening to an album cover to cover on the interstate.

>> No.9457620

>>9457615
Well theyre all old now. Its expected. Its like an relative you thought was badass at guitar or singing and when theyre 40+ at a party they pick up an instrument or mic and just show they still got it.

Any suggesyions on youe part? I'M FIENDING FOR NEW SHIT.

>> No.9457623

>>9457606
Do you have Spotify, anon? If so check out toe. Not the same genre but just something I think I should share. It's early math, and mostly instrumental. They're Japanese, and my favorite album of theirs is "The Book About My Idle Plot On A Vauge Anxiety". It's great through and through imo.

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9457625

>>9457620

>> No.9457635

>>9457623
Aawww nice. Thanks. The most mathy i got was i to converge. Their early shit I need to be drunk to listen to because if i try sober i just start getting anxiety.

>> No.9457640

>>9457620
Their bandcamp also works but all the song titles are in Japanese if I recall correctly. But yeah, I love that shit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcqki-aEl0g this is my go to drunk sad song, but the breakdown is good.
Anything harder and all I can reccomend is old BMTH, As Blood Runs Black, or After The Burial.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TZRXjipy06s

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9457641

Btw still the New Amsterdam anon here. Thanks for the music suggestions and keeping us all company. :)

>> No.9457645

>>9457640
I also listen to a ridiculous amount of korean rap. If you're interested I can share.

>> No.9457650

YOU NIGGAS WANNA GET REAL SAD? HERE MOTHADUCKAS

https://youtu.be/LLKw_Vslfeg

>> No.9457653

>>9452301
it's late at night and you're at home and you've had several drinks and your wife trips over something and lands funny and breaks her arm. certainly not worth calling 911, but still an obvious emergency. as long as you're not staggering drunk you're fine.

the legal BAC limit is there for people like you, the lowest common denominator who goes berserk after three beers and can't be trusted.

>> No.9457659

>>9457635
This was some early math-y shit I got into back when I was a kid. Their whole discography is great, check out their bandcamp if you like them.
The Past In Present is GOAT, and Grow Up, Dude is also a favorite.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yz0yJkDCrBM

>> No.9457663

>>9457659
Hm. I dont want to be a dick but it sounds more midwest emo. I do love midwest emo as well. As well as Old Gray, Orchid (fuxking ex stole my only orchid shirt)

>> No.9457672

>>9457663
Heard, they're actually from my hometown and I probably just grouped them into the math-y genre. They're not SUPER technical, so that's why I said beginner.
Old gray is tight, though.

>> No.9457676

>>9457663
Oh- southeast, btw.

>> No.9457678
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9457678

I'm a repressed transsexual who thought vodka and bodybuilding as a teen would stop me wanting to be female despite this persisting since childhood


>supposedly high t
>got home and cried for 12 hours straight curled in the fetal position in a spite heartbreaking despair of being trapped in this body, blacked out without any drugs or alcohol

I don't want to start drinking again. Because before I know it will consume me like last time

>> No.9457681

>>9457678
>start "swear jar" style "booze jar"
>instead of drinking at whatever rate you would, insert $(x) into booze jar
>save up enough money for boipucci
Do it, homie. Be you.

>> No.9457699

>>9457678
>>9457681

This.

Everyone got one life, live yours.

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>>9457681
Some things can't be aquired with money or power. I fear the worst. A horrible manly tranny. Trapped behind the irreversible effects of male puberty all because I was scared and wanted to fit in, sealing my fate to be trapped in this suit of armour, totally disconnected from the world.

It makes me cry, no one who looks like me should have the thoughts I do.

I haven't drank alone in a long time. But I feel so alone and substances numb me

>> No.9457724

>>9457699
I could try
There are some radical timelines and I am still young...

Can I really be who I want to be?

>> No.9457727

>>9457724
Mirror is right there senpai. We are here for whatever choice you make. Up to you and only you.

>> No.9457732

>>9457708
lol faggot

>> No.9457741

>>9457732
Wow dude I know calling people that are straight faggots is funny but this man is already confused ya dingus

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9457746

>>9457732
I did try to be gay as an attempt to suppress it even further still

But it didn't work, my boyfriend will probably hate me and be heartbroken if I go trans

>>9457727
I want to be a woman, or at least try ;_;

>> No.9457748

>>9457746
You might want to seek counseling as well. They might give a lot better advice than 5 drunk fuckers at 6 in the morning.

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9457752

who /godfather/ here?

>> No.9457753

>>9457748
This is true
t. 1 of 5

>> No.9457757

>>9457748
I actully have a therapist for this who knows too

>> No.9457758

>>9457752
Nobody you dingler, we can afford vodka.

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>>9457758
Somebody say vodka? (2nd bottle since 6am. I'll post food later when I'm done drinking.)

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9457763

>>9457758
vodka master race cutting to the chase

>> No.9457769

I just threw away my shitkettle. Gone. Done. No more.
I'm practically a king.
Come get some of this royalty, ladies.

>> No.9457779

>>9457762
>>9457763
4:30am here, tearing into my 2nd 1.75 today.

>> No.9457781

>>9457769
I'm afraid to ask

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>>9457779
Forgot pic because I'm dumb as fuck

>> No.9457788

>>9457769
Yeah what the fuck dude

>> No.9457800

>>9457788
Are you one of those weirdos who goes all the way to the toilet just to shit?

>> No.9457818

>>9457800
Yes, yes I am.

>> No.9457823

>>9457818
Get a load of this posh poof

>> No.9457833

No hostility here anons. We are all having a great time or we are dying inside.

What did anons think about man on fire? I watched that shitfaced and also law abiding citizen.

>> No.9457837

>>9457823
Okay, I'm a posh poof. But what happened that made you ditch your shitbucket?

>> No.9457841

>>9457833
Man on fire is fucking awesome, also law abiding citizen is pretty good. I recently turned 21 and had an AWESOME time paying $8/beer and seeing Baby Driver. Thoughts on that?

>> No.9457845

>>9457833
Are you Hawaii anon, or nah?

>> No.9457846

>>9457783
Concentrated extract of angel orgasms.
Stuff of gods, but be careful with Smirnoff, it won't hesitate to put you in hospital unless you respect the stuff.

>> No.9457850

>>9457837
The stench gave me nightmares ;_;
It's gone now. Sigh. End of an era.

>> No.9457851

>>9457746
>my boyfriend will probably hate me and be heartbroken if I go trans
Too bad. People break up all the time for whatever reason. Don't let your bf be the reason not to have a sex change. There are plenty other reason I guess.
Ask >>>/lgbt/ I guess, they'll know more about your problems than /alc/.

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9457853

ITT: weak.

Hard liquor, soft lives. Even some wannabe trans who doesn't understand "this, too, shall pass."

It's all transition. Death is coming.

>> No.9457856

>>9457845
I figure i just put NEW AM in my name sincr multiple pepplr are replying and were all typing similar.

Yes.

>> No.9457860

>>9457846
Eh, I'm at 1.75l/day
I think I'm fucked already, I'm terrified of treatment because my insurance is shit. I'm considering tapering down but being functional is all I've got right now.

>> No.9457871

>>9457860
That's a lot. I hope you're taking multivitamins, thiamine and are eating at least one decent meal daily. It won't take long to fuck your life completely at that rate of boozing

>> No.9457873

KALBI CHICKEN IS DINNER!!!

Also, watching both John Wick 1 and 2 nao!!!

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>>9457873
Picnrelated

>> No.9457929

>>9457860
Benzo are cheap as fuck, you could detox/taper on valium in two weeks for less than 15$. You need a prescription, see if there is a cheap outpatient program near you.

>> No.9457991

>>9457094
>plastic handle
Classy!

>> No.9458011

>>9453428
Update: Got an email for my old boss telling me he's still waiting on the transfer. Told me to stop worrying.

Turns out everyone else has already been paid what they owe except for me but I know I was owed by far the most.
I-Is it gonna be okay, fellow al/ck/ies?

>> No.9458017

Ugh. If I'd kept all of he BTC and altcoins I've had in my possession since 2011, I'd literally have hundreds of millions of pounds today.
My bank balance is £64.
Guess I'll spend it all on booze so I don't care.

>> No.9458023

>>9458017
I am livid I missed out on the BTC ground floor. $100 investment in 2011 would be worth half a million today.

>> No.9458029

>>9458023
Mhm. I had over 100 types of altcoin. Literally hundreds of millions of pounds worth, bought for a few grand. I once spent something like 14btc (£3/piece in 2011) on 1 gram of weed.
At least I'm not this guy...
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/27/hard-drive-bitcoin-landfill-site
Current value is 20 million GBP.

>> No.9458035

>tfw bought an 18 case of Rolling Rock
>Has managed to stay in my fridge for an entire week and haven't drank a single one

Will I make it bros?

>> No.9458040

>>9451888
Chartreuse

Meme or not? It's pretty expensive

>> No.9458041

>>9458029
I would take out a loan, rent some excavating equipment and get it back if that was my hard drive. No way I'm just letting 20 million go.

>> No.9458048

>>9457325
Couldn't you just pull out and nut while she sucks you off my man

But yeah my girlfriend stopped getting her injection when we moved 2 years ago and I've been cumming inside her since and she hasn't gotten a pregnant.

>> No.9458054

>>9457419
>Thoughts are circular and scattered. It's kind of an ego death cause your brain is just running with no real attachment to the thoughts that are shooting through it. Most of it is gibberish and nonsense.
I don't have trouble sleeping but I always experience this for a few minutes before I fall asleep. It's how I know I'm ready to go. Sometimes it freaks me out and shocks me awake but sometimes it's just comfy.

>> No.9458251

What's a good dark rum? Thanks in advance.

>> No.9458256

>>9458251
kraken, captain morgan spiced, pussers

>> No.9458259

>>9458256
How about Negrita?

>> No.9458397

>>9457779
2 1.75 bottles of smirnoff? fucking hell man how do you drink so much?

>> No.9458472

>>9458397
Tolerance, son

>> No.9458604

>>9457325
god damn you're a retard. My gf "ran out of birth control" and I just pulled out and came on her stomach. Like, what kind of low IQ do you have to have to figure this shit out? Not trying to insult you, just use your fucking brain.

>> No.9458629

>Ran out of daily funds
>Tapping into life's savings now

Fucking tolerance, this shit is getting more expensive with the month

>> No.9458641

>>9452735
I think it can help you clean up for a couple days. I've been eating these sour gummy edibles and they actually taste great. I'd get them if there weren't 100 mg of thc in them. That said, if you're not used to edibles, they can be devastating. I didn't even get out of bed until 4 pm yesterday. I forgot I smoked cigarettes too until around 8. Then I went back to bed. Plan on doing the same thing in a few hours. I need to do some laundry, and dishes. My house looks like some sort of degenerate lives here or something.

>> No.9458738
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9458738

I'm so angry with my friends. I can't handle my drink, I always get shit-faced and embarrass myself somehow. Either that or I wake up drenched in my own piss or injured somehow. I never just get tipsy, literally never. It's always all or nothing.

Still they get me to come out drinking and still they get annoyed with me for doing something stupid. They don't understand I have an actual problem and they are not being sympathetic with me.

Should I go to an AA meeting? I'm just a binge drinker at this point but I have the classic symptoms of early onset alcoholism.

>> No.9458820

>be me
>not an alc, just buying the normal haul at the liquor store
>guy in front of me in the checkout line just has a fifth of the cheapest whiskey in a plastic bottle
>he suddenly puts the bottle down and runs out of the store

i hope he's okay

>> No.9458842

>>9458820
Probably threw up. I HATE queues. It's hard enough to just get to the checkout, let alone have to pointlessly stand there waiting while some anus takes hours to gtfo. I'm banned from 2 shops for puking and knocking shit over.
Remember the bank scene?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ReeDsDBKbak

>> No.9458959

>>9458842
at this point i'm more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fvpyo2WuVY

>> No.9459154

>>9458604
>use your fucking brain
Did you even look at the image? "Pull out king", I think it's implied that that's the route I took. Still a little worried but hey, it's probably gonna be fine.

>> No.9459158

>>9458397
>>9458472
>>9458629
You're telling me senpai

>> No.9459163

>>9457929
I'll check it out, thanks anon.

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9459247

>buy 10 lorazepam for WD
>get drunk
>munch them all while smashed
F

>> No.9459254

happens to the best of us once in a while senpai

>> No.9459357

>>9459154
You're saying you didn't ejaculate inside her vagina? Then what's there to worry about? Precum can't get a bitch preggo, can it?

>> No.9459377

>>9459357
Not that guy, but I've got a girl pregnant with precum. First time I fucked her, I pulled out AND she was on the pill (she forgot to take it sometimes)

>> No.9459456

>>9459357
Yes precum CAN get a girl pregnant, anon.

>> No.9459489

>>9457846
You gotta drink WITH the grain of the liquor. If you drink against it, you're fucked

>> No.9459504

>>9459489
The liquor's calling the shots now, bud.

>> No.9459532

>>9459377
>>9459456
uhh, good to know. Really? fuck. I always use condoms anyway.

>> No.9459551

>>9459532
>really?
Yeah. Google it, dude.
Can't stand condoms personally. Even after I got her pregnant I still fucked her raw. Condoms completely ruin sex imo, I'd rather just risk it, or go without.

>> No.9459638

>>9459532
Yes, pre-cum can have a few swimmers.
Piss after you came and before you fuck (again), it helps.

>>9459551
Try wider condoms, the size should be written in small text on the back of the package.

>> No.9459668
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9459668

>Tfw always drink Tito's vodka because it's inoffensive and doesn't give me a hangover/make me feel sick ever
>last night decide to try Smirnoffs, buy a 750ml since it's on sale and my friends drink it
>wake up this morning with a hangover from hell, the worst burning shits I've ever had, end up throwing up

Jesus fucking Christ this stuff is literal poison, and I still have half a fucking bottle left.

>> No.9459673

>>9459668
This is why you need to immediately get drunk again. Hangovers are for casuals

>> No.9459679

>>9459673
Fuck that I'm never trying new vodka again, it's just Titos and New Amsterdam from here on out.

>> No.9459680

>>9458738
If you're serious about quitting, go.
If not, don't waste your time.


t. raging alcoholic who goes to AA and is now 579 days sober

>> No.9459688

>>9452308
>>9452313
>>9452814
Finally, I have found my brothers.

I usually like to eat a bunch before I start drinking so that I can drink for a good many hours then eat afterwards. Usually if I start eating halfway through it's hard to keep drinking.

>> No.9459699

>>9459504
Mowin the air bud. I'm mowin the air.

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>>9459668
Dude you're a huge pussy, Tito's is good but it's $27.99/1.75l whereas Smirnoff is $16.99 for 1.75l. It's the patrician's choice.

>> No.9459714

>>9459702
A patrician pays more for better tasting shit you loon.

>> No.9459716

>>9459714
You're in the wrong thread, anon...

>> No.9459726

>>9456369
I'd think we can all agree that noon is the official "it's okay to start drinking now" time, EXCEPT on major national holidays. Here for me that'd be Canada Day, and for Americans it'd be 4th of July. On those days you can just get drunk whenever you want. This year the local college and university kids were passed out drunk downtown at 1pm on Canada Day.

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>>9459716
I think I might be.

>tfw gf accuses you of being an alcoholic for burning through a 750ml every 3 days
>mfw reading through this thread

>> No.9459749

F

>> No.9459763

who here /home on friday night/?

>> No.9459795

Rock bottom doesn't exist. As long as I'm drunk, nothing bothers me. I've jumped naked from a bridge, started a fight and been strangled until I shat myself, injected heroin with a syringe I'd dropped into seagull shit, tried to fuck my ex gf's sister, intentionally crashed my 11month old car so hard it demolished a wall, been robbed and stabbed, tried to phone the queen, had police break down my door while simultaneously piling and pissing on my carpet, smuggled cocaine into detox, sexually assaulted a girl, slashed and scarred my arms and legs, been homeless, been a 'getaway driver', fucked junkies, kicked down dealers' doors, been disowned by my friends and family, used AALLLL the drugs, overdosed multiple times, caused brain damage, drove at 125mph while drunk and drinking, been to jail, been to mental wards, grabbed nurses tits and been arrested, thrown glass bottles at Buckingham palace and almost been shot, set fire to my hands, contracted diseases and... well, etc, I
still
Just
Want
To
Drink

>> No.9459821

>>9459680
So I went and I have to say I didn't like it. Everyone was virtue signalling. There was one guy I actually liked who wasn't virtue signalling he just cut straight through the bullshit with me, talked about the real issues and he seems like a good guy. Plus there was a qt there I'd fug.

I couldn't stop cringing all the way through though. I hope this helps but I don't buy into all this creepy culty shit. I'm open to Christianity but this stuff is whack. Plus they were bitchy about people who didn't go often which I disliked a lot.

I'll keep going but Jesus.

>> No.9459841

>>9459821
>qt
13th stepping is a surefire way to get an std. don't stick your dick in AA, anon.

>> No.9459855

>>9459841
She seems nutty desu. She says God told her to come in today and I just happen to be there on my first meeting kek. It's fate we fuck man.

>> No.9459864

>>9459855
RIP benis :(

>> No.9459868

>>9459821
I suggest going to different AA meetings. Sometimes the location can make all the difference.

I've been to some that were like that sure. But I've also been to many more that WEREN'T like that. They say that you should try 6 different meetings (in 6 different locations) before deciding if it is right for you.

>> No.9459872

>>9459855
>Nutting in the Nutty

Go for it.

>> No.9459895

>>9459868
Yeah true. Thing is like 3 of them got my number so I feel like they'll never leave me alone now.

>>9459872
If I said some shit like God told me to come in that day too how likely is it we'd fug?

>> No.9460021

>>9459795
Can confirm, it's a bottomless pit.

>>9459821
There are other groups than AA, way less known in the US. I think there's SMART recovery.
Or you could try another AA meeting in your area, if it's large enough (maybe you went to the best or the other one is all about PRAISE JEEBUS, idk)

>>9459895
Just tell them you go to another meeting, they'll be cool I hope.
And tell her Ezekiel appeared in your sleep and told you thou shall arse fugg her to fight Beelzebub off her guts. Make sure not to impregnate her, you don't want kids with a pair of addictive personality genes, a crazy mother and alkie parents.

>> No.9460089

>>9460021
Tbh it wasn't that bad but the virtue signalling really got to me. I could see straight through most of them. They are sober tbf, but the circlejerkery was irritating. They enjoy the idea of doing good more than actually helping people.

There was one guy who actually wants to help people though, I don't drive and he is making the effort to drive me over to a newcomers thing tomorrow morning, and he doesn't treat it like a big deal. Bit weird he's going to so much effort, but he just seems like a harmless old man, I can look after myself anyway. Might keep going just for the actual good souls there. Good point about the crazy bitch lel, she has a bf anyway. Probs won't stop her.

>> No.9460093

What gives you the worst hangover?

What are you listening to right now al/ck/? things are getting blurry

>> No.9460098

>>9460093
Whiskey. Ugh. Dreadful.
Not listening to anything, watching 'seven super girls' on YouTube. What fascinating stories they have to tell.

>> No.9460104

>>9453946
What purpose does the egg white serve?

>> No.9460119

>>9452212
Actually when I took drivers ed the cop talking about drunk driving said that's something they specifically look for.

>> No.9460124

quicki have to go some wine social how many wines until I have to taper off because i have to drive shit no idea what im doing

>> No.9460130

>>9460093
Rum. Always wake up drenched in my own piss the morning after I get wasted on it.

>> No.9460144

>>9460130
Drinking generic dark spiced rum right now

help

>> No.9460146

>>9459763


Skipped class today because I couldn't function without alcohol, and I can't have alcohol without money. Sitting in my room watching movies until I manage to fall asleep.

>get paid every 2 weeks
>buy more and more alcohol over time
>spend whole paycheck over the first weekend I have it

Any advice on how to get alcohol with 0 money and 0 friends? I don't really want to steal anything.

>> No.9460152

>>9460144
Brown rum was the shit that always made me piss myself. Dark rum not so much.

>> No.9460154

>>9460146
Mouthwash

>> No.9460157

>>9460146
Steal fruit/beg from a farmer's field, ferment using yeast, or a slice of bread if you're hyperbroke.

>> No.9460161

>>9460157
>beg
veg*
Fucking apple autoincorrect. I miss my android. Never again.

>> No.9460177

>>9460154

I would love to drink some mouthwash, but I do not have any.

>>9460157

Stealing and begging sound like the only possibilities.

>> No.9460183

>>9460146
Definitely look into fermenting your own. You really need to make sure to sterilize everything though or it'll go bad. It's super cheap.

>> No.9460191

>>9460183

I have cents in my checking account right now, not even dollars. Perhaps after I get paid, I'll look into making my own. Just need to survive the next 7 days.

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>>9460146
>>9460154
>>9460157
>>9460177
You proles need to seize the means of alcohol production and put it back into the hands of the people.

>> No.9460237

>>9460210

Is there a good way to make something strong like vodka at home?

>> No.9460241

>>9460237
>put water, sugar and yeast in an appropriate container
>let sit for a week or two
>distill

walah

>> No.9460263

>>9460104
it foams up and makes the drink nice and frothy

>> No.9460270

>>9460263
also any way of sneaking some nutritional value in is a good thing with alcks. That's how grog was invented.

>> No.9460305

>>9451888
>Did something possibly unethical at work so I wouldn't cause a shitstorm.
>Keep telling myself how i have plausible deniabilty. (It's a very good argument)
>Keep telling myself how i shouldn't drink because I need to accept my feelings.
>probably going to buy some beer in a bit.

>> No.9460310

>>9460241
how do you distill super fucking cheap and (relatively) safely though?

>> No.9460333

>>9460310
You >>>/diy/ some sort of still, read a few pages some on distillation (I never done it, but I heard it's simple if you know what you're doing. So you'll have to learn).
Or you stick to whatever wash/beer/cider/wine you make.

>> No.9460334

>>9460310
>use refined sugar as fermentable ingredient so no methanol
>use electric heat source in a well ventilated room

That's pretty much it. http://homedistiller.org/ is a great resource, including the forums.

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9460356

who /Trumprally/ here

>> No.9460367

>>9460356
ew.

>> No.9460372

>>9460310
Easy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SfOL60CsF9U

>> No.9460390

>>9460372
based hillbillies

>> No.9460395

>>9457517
>TSL
You will not survive is their best in my opinion.

>>9457663
Orchid were fucken great. When I was last in the states I found a copy of dance at the record store where Jeremy from Touche Amore works.

Circle takes the square was my other go to.

>> No.9460411

>>9460356
Trump is a teetotaller.

>> No.9460421

new

>>9460417

>> No.9460423

>>9460421
How drunk are you that you can't spell 'Friday'

>> No.9460445

>>9460423
http://frideynight.com/

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>>9460445

>> No.9460936

>>9460395
Touche is the shit.

I loved YWNS

>TAKE SOMETHING
>TALK TO SOMEONE
>OR YOUR CRIES FOR HELP MEAN NOTHING

>YOU WERE WRONG
>WHEN YOU SAID
>IT WAS ALL JUST BROKEN HEARTS
>YOU WERE WROBG
>WHEN YOU SAID
>THAT ITLL NEVER CATCH UP