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9451457 No.9451457 [Reply] [Original]

Turns out Steve didn't die in the hurricane after all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ5CMUYDkiE

>> No.9451508

>>9451457
nice

>> No.9451518

>>9451508
Let's get this out onto a tray.

>> No.9451525

Steves so alpha he was probably going door to door saving his neighbors and giving them MREs from the 1940s

>> No.9451600

>>9451457
if anyone was adequately stocked to survive a hurricane it was Steve

>> No.9451612
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9451612

Don't bully the review brah!

>> No.9451717

>>9451525
He's a roofer so he's probably been/will be super busy fixing everyone's shit

>> No.9451860
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9451860

>32 minutes
Oh baby.
That pilot survival bag o fun was pretty cool.

>> No.9451889

>"I really don't want to try that"
>Tries it anyways

>> No.9451907

I was cringing like crazy watching that other vid and seeing his loooong thumb nails opening the leatherman tool

>> No.9451918

>>9451907

>Based Steve
>cringe

>> No.9451942
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9451942

>>9451918
you call this "based"? absolutely disgusting

I wouldn't want this guy cooking my mre meals with fingernails like that

>> No.9451953

>>9451942
They're clean and manicured though. I'm guessing he has them for opening things.

>> No.9451959

>>9451457
I don't know who he is but that pic just made me want to never watch any of his trash content

>> No.9451976

>>9451959
I just watched a bunch of vids for the first time and I just want you to know he seems like the type of dude who'd treat reviewbrah as a really close friend with full respect

>> No.9451986

>>9451976
The holy trinity of Ross, Rogers, and 1989offmreinfo.com

>> No.9452089
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9452089

>>9451959
eat a dick m8

>> No.9452535

N I C E
G U S S E T

>> No.9453107
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>>9451889
>ughhh it tastes awful
>continues eating it

>> No.9453149

>>9451953
he uses them to do bumps of dex

>> No.9453178

>>9453149
off his thumbnails

>> No.9453383
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9453383

>tfw a girl will never look at you the same way Steve looks at a 60 year old cigarette

>> No.9453391

>>9451612
>posts a picture of just trees

>> No.9453425
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9453425

I SAW STEVE AT THE LAKELAND PUBLIX!

>> No.9453431

>>9451942
That's not bad at all
You made it sound like he had coke nails or something

>> No.9453902

Seems like a douche.

>> No.9454164

>>9453425
the hell you did

>> No.9454174

>>9451518
hiss

>> No.9454484

>>9453107
thats what reviewers do, they continue trying things to gain perspective through sample size. they don't always just review their favorite foods or it wouldn't be a review

>> No.9454486

>>9451942
>having someone else cook your MREs

>> No.9454513

This is by far some of the best thread I've ever had in my entire life

>> No.9454555
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9454555

>Get mysterious package a week before birthday
>It's a MCI
Oh boy

>> No.9454670

>>9451525
They didn't have MREs in the 1940s, anon.

>> No.9454716

>>9454670
Rations, whatever

>> No.9454900

Lads I think my girlfriend has a crush on Steve. What do? How can I compete?

>> No.9455022

>>9454900
You can only rejoice
If only we could all be so blessed

>> No.9455028

>>9454900
You don't. You let her watch Steve videos while you beg with your mouth at her soft center of the universe. If you're lucky she may reward you with an indifferent tuggy while she binge-watches.

>> No.9455052

>>9451612
why did you post cartoon trees

>> No.9455136

>>9454900
grow your nails and hair long

>> No.9455138
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9455138

Choose one and choose wisely /ck/, because the other one is going to try and kill you.

>> No.9455151

>>9455138
Reviewbrah literally 100 out of 100 times even if outnumbered 1000-1

>> No.9455157

>/ck/'s gay flavor of the month

>> No.9455320

>>9455138
Steve is literally big boss so of course he would win

>> No.9455505

>>9455157
>wanting to fuck a man is gay
well i guess im gay then

>> No.9455668

>>9451457
ive just watched some of his videos for the first time. this guy is comfy as fuck.
him and reviewbrah have similarities i enjoy.

>> No.9455932
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9455932

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSIXdNlmuB4
>3 reviews in one week
Somebody was busy.

>> No.9456011

>>9451942
How does one resist the urge to bite their nails off after they start getting long?

>> No.9456566

Does Steve have hand tremors? It looks like his arms are pretty well built, though it seems like almost every review his hands shake a lot.

>> No.9456630

>>9456566
His hands shake because he's excited to check out the rare rations. He's addressed a couple times.

>> No.9456650

>>9456630
Glad to hear it's just his excitement

>> No.9456708

For all my entire life, I never literally tremble in excitement. Never fall in love either. I think I'm a broken human being. Does it feel nice

>> No.9456958

>>9455138

Reviewbrah is a fucking faggot, go Steve.

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>>9456708

Stop drinking.

>> No.9457861

>>9456708
I don't tremble when I get excited but I do get a nice anxious feeling in my chest

>> No.9458100

>>9456961
Not drinking gives me tremors. Drinking stops them. What do I do?

>> No.9458118

>>9456630
That doesn't make sense though? I don't think anyone's body reacts like that from something so trivial. Your hands would start shaking after you just escaped a fatal injury or a car crash, but opening a can?

>> No.9458133

>>9458118
He also works out directly before filming

>> No.9458158

I think the sardines were the grossest thing he's eaten. That's including the five fingers of death.

>> No.9458163

>>9458118
Some people just shake at the slightest thing. It doesn't even mean they're pussies either. I guess our bodies are just all a little different.

>> No.9458165

Reviewbrah is the genuine patron saint of /ck/, steve is a c-rank figure in the /ck/ pantheon, it's like comparing god almighty and some biblical side character. You are insulting both sides by implying they're comparable.

>> No.9458172

>>9458118
it's nerve damage from 7 bouts of botulism

>> No.9458174

Steve is the best share that came out of /ck/.

>> No.9458209

steve has been dead for over a year. the person uploading his videos even says so on one of them.

>/ck/ trolled by someone periodically uploading old videos
>tupac lives on

>> No.9458222

>>9458209
Liar

>> No.9458410

>>9456011
I don't know. I haven't put them anywhere near my teeth for three weeks after comparing them with a womans' who I like. Find a reason, anon

>> No.9458414
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>>9458118
>Anon will never know true excitement

>> No.9458425
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9458425

Steve is cute!

>> No.9458456

>>9453107
"nice"

>> No.9458503
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9458503

>>9455138
>implying

>> No.9458532

>>9451457

>nice little hiss

>> No.9458603
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9458603

>>9458503
>putting sugar on Twinkies
For what reason?

>> No.9458638

>>9458603
Deep, dark depression

>> No.9458730

It feels really good to watch his /comfy/ videos. I hope he doesn't become mainstream.

>> No.9458734

>>9454174
Oh thats a nice hiss.

>> No.9458861

>>9458730
The videos are too long for ADHD reddit kiddos so it definitely won't.

>> No.9459112

>>9458861
The vids are the definiton of instant reward so I wouldn't be too sure.

>> No.9459170

>>9455157
being this insecure

>> No.9459195

>>9455138
forgot one thing
>blood is poisonous and causes botulism on touch

>> No.9459226
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9459226

what's your favorite thing that Steve does?

mine is how is moans of enjoyment and disgust are indistinguishable from each other

>hmm
>hm
>mmm oh wow
>huh
>hmmm hm yeah
>yeah wow that is just awful

every fucking time

>> No.9459230

>>9459226
>"man this is awful"
>bites
>"oh wow this is really terrible"
>bites again
>"this is definitely foul and rank and moldy"
>bites again, licks fingers

>> No.9459281

>>9453107
>60 year old jelly bar
>Rotted until it's no longer a real color
>Goes on about how awful it smells
>Eats half of it in one bite
>Five minutes later realizes what flavor it was supposed to be

He's fucking nuts.

>> No.9459318

does steve really live in lakeland? asking for a friend.

>> No.9459499
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>>9459318
Yes.
If you rob his house, he'll shoot you with his nickel plated M92

>> No.9460979

>>9459499
That plating, the engraving. They offer you no tactical advantage at all.

>> No.9463034

>>9460979
That engraving does though

>> No.9463246

>>9459499
Does Steve really own a gun? Nice.

>> No.9463533

>>9451457
How do I get forearms like Steve?

>> No.9463568

>>9463533
Skip leg day every week.

>> No.9463609
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9463609

>>9460979

>> No.9463638

>>9460979

Neither does your dick but you keep jerking it.

>> No.9463707

>>9463246
Several

>> No.9463708

>>9463533
get those grippy things

>> No.9465006

https://youtu.be/nSIXdNlmuB4

>> No.9465215

>>9463609
>it's a collector's item. It wasn't meant for shooting peole.

>> No.9465234

>>9463533
wrist rolls

>> No.9465583

>>9459281
link? or at least if you can remember which episode

>> No.9465597

>>9465583
One of those posted in this thread.

>> No.9465727

>>9465583
>>9465006

>> No.9465974

Imagine if Steve and Reviewbrah met IRL

>> No.9466144

>>9465974
I feel like it would be rb trying to insult Steve somehow, and Steve just genuinely trying to be nice to him.

>> No.9466349

Are they both diagnosed with tisms?

>> No.9466409

>>9463246
lmao of course he does

>not being able to tell exactly what type of person Steve is just by looking at and listening to him

I've got a prepper survivalist friend, remarkably similar

>> No.9466443

reviewbrah is for faggots

>> No.9466494

>>9465974
>crossover episode
>reviewbrah drinks 60 year old coffee instant type 1 and smokes aged marlboros while steve eats a fast food sandwich in his car

>> No.9466652

>>9463533
landscaping and eating thousands of calories in the form of rations

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>>9466680
Nice slither

>> No.9467526

>>9466680
good hiss

>> No.9467769

>>9458209
Is This the one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YieLNwaI1uo

>> No.9467952

>>9466680
Hello mr snek

>> No.9468479

>>9466680
Great skin, I bet the boys in the field would love to have a pet snake like this

>> No.9468490

>>9466494
I would enjoy this.

>> No.9469510

>>9451457
d-does steve have a girlfriend?

>> No.9469809

That's not how that meme works at all.

>> No.9469841

>>9458118
I'm willing to bet he does a bunch of bicep curls right before each shoot to get a good pump. thats why they shake.

>> No.9469846

>>9463246
>Floridian
>Not owning several guns

>> No.9469851

>>9465974
Steve and Reviewbrah are both currently living in Florida so it's in the realm of possibility.

>> No.9469924
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>> No.9470298

>>9451525
yeah can you imagine
>hurricanes ends
>steve knocks on your door
>hey we got this vintage 1955 with Lucky strike cigarettes
N I C E

>> No.9470375

>>9458174
Steve was /k/'s baby long before he ever made it into /ck/ threads. he has a few of our patches on display if you look in the background of his vids.

>> No.9470423

>>9451457
It still baffles me how pretty a man steve is.

Damn he's like the whole package,

>> No.9470512

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GowFRT19yok

Italians give you alcohol in your MRE :)

>> No.9470527

>>9470512
This has to be one of the best

>> No.9470807
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9470807

>>9470512
haha

fagioli

>> No.9471186

>>9470807
It means 'beans'
Dumb frogposter

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9471267

>>9471186
further proof that only fags like beans

>> No.9471331

>>9466409
steve is like the platonic ideal of a dude who works on roofs and shit
loves military shit, luxuriant hair and beard, pleasant but kinda dumb

>> No.9471385

>>9471331
Yeah seems like a NICE! and pleasant guy all around

>> No.9471388

>>9466494
>Steve wears his dad's Armani suit

>> No.9471523

>>9451457
i wouldn't call cutie steve a chad. he's a complete gentleman.

hope to fuck he's gay, too.

>> No.9471580

>>9471523
Kys

>> No.9472037

>>9470298
>wind is howling
>neighbors house is torn down
>windows rattling, this could be it
>door flies open
>a man looking like a ripped jesus walks in from the storm
>but it's someone better than Jesus
>steve1989 off mreinfo.com with ranger mocha and 1950s chesterfields

>> No.9472048

>>9471523
>hope to fuck he's gay, too

Let's face it, he certainly looks and has the mannerisms that fit that classification. It's all good, gays are in the military eating MRE's too.

>> No.9472174

Steve is confirmed for having a gf of the not a mentally ill man kind.

>> No.9472581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLnBUfOeNo4
You fags never will be as cool as Steve. Give me a description like this of a 20 year old plate of food.

>> No.9472827

>>9470375
>/k/ patches
Go on

>> No.9472850

>>9472827
https://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD

>> No.9473283

>>9470512
ILL DUCE!!

>> No.9473318

>>9470375
I think he meant broofs, fella. I'd like to see some at least

>> No.9473343

>>9473318
I don't have the screenshot, but on one of his videos a viewer pointed out the Ivan /k/ patch and how offensive it was. Steve wrote out a long reply saying he respected his opinion but a friend from a forum sent the patches to him. Ask in the /k/ patch thread and they will post it. Or search through Steve's videos in the comments.

>> No.9474373

>>9473343
Steve is too good for this world

>> No.9474389

>>9471523
you're either going to die alone or kill yourself faggot

at least do us a courtesy by not acting out your faggot ways here

>> No.9474406

>>9473343
>nice guy Steve

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>>9451457
put something decent in the next OP, for hiss sake

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dumping best steves, with some reviewbrahs on the side

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>> No.9475846

>>9475814
>>9475815
>>9475821
>>9475824
>>9475827
>>9475829
Nice Steves!

>> No.9475905
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>> No.9476037

Does Steve qulaify as a Chad? his chill factor is way too high.

>> No.9476077

>>9476037
he is too outdoorsy and non-judgmental to be a Chad, IMO
he also has a lot of memorabilia in his room, and he is enthusiastic
I would say he is a post-nerd, the same as reviewbrah. He has transcended from all types of taste or social concern, into a post-human, who does what he likes not giving a single fuck

>> No.9476184

>>9465006
>survival ration
>cigarettes
>only actual food is jelly bars

>> No.9476193

>>9476037
Steve is survival Jesus.

>> No.9476280

I didn't know Steve does his own music
N I C E

>> No.9476595

>>9476077
Is that not what a Chad is?
Steve lives his life the way he most enjoys it, which just so happens to be extremely enjoyable for those he shares it with. He has reached a level of Chaddery all men should aspire to.

>> No.9476599

>>9476280
He's like an American Ryuichi Sakamoto

>> No.9476601

>>9476599
It was quite aesthetic at the end of the recent USAF SERE video

>> No.9476911

>>9472037
I liked this post anon

>> No.9476921

>>9476077
Chads are not jock assholes m8, you're a bit off here

>> No.9477514

>>9476595
>>9476921
Maybe your notion of Chad is from that meme vs. a virgin, but the real Chad is totally different
Chad is a frat boy who thinks he has figured everything out by fucking Staceys and hanging out in Phi Bheta Alpha
Chad is a lawyer or a real estate agent, that thinks finding himself is abiding to what society thinks it's best for him. while lifting weights and acting bully to feel better about himself
Chad feels great when Stacey gets a boob job after their third kid at 27
Chad spends his money paying to watch the new Transformers movie, and the superbowl is the best day of the year

tldr: Chad is the epitome of normie
And Steve is not by any means

>> No.9477666

>>9475816
Cute!

>> No.9477677

>>9476911
thank you

>> No.9477699

>>9451457
Nice!

>> No.9477768

I ordered some coffee, instant, type 1
tastes better than any other instant coffee

>> No.9477963

>>9477768
Nice

>> No.9477969

>>9477514
-t. Incel

>> No.9478299

What are some other comfy food youtube channels

>> No.9478314

>>9478299
Silently Cooking is super comfy

>> No.9478315

>>9478314
seems like some ASMR shit.

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>>9477514
this is embarrassing

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>>9451457

>> No.9479957

>>9453425
which one? on 98, socrum loop, or Florida Ave?

>> No.9480225

>>9453391
>>9455052
I don't get it

>> No.9480495

>>9479807
>Asks for consent to join the recipe
>Rape seed
Fucking lost

>> No.9481396

>>9479807
Top lol.

>> No.9481608

steve is literally time travel reviewbrah

>> No.9481628

>>9451457
Steve is like that friend who is such a bro that he convinces you to start eating right and go to the gym, and he encourages you while you work your lard body into shape.

>> No.9481975

>>9458165
Get out

>> No.9481982

>>9472037
Comfy

>> No.9482042

Could Steve survive Jack's cooking?

>> No.9482205

>>9469924
>ben garrison
>>9458425
>remove kebab patch

literally /ourguys/

>> No.9482220

>>9458165
>Reviewbrah got kicked out his house and had to live in a van for a few weeks because he made his daddy mad
>Steve lives in his own house

>Reviewbrah claims he is being stalked
>No one in their right mind would stalk let alone trespass on Steve's property

>Reviewbrah has a near non-existent jawline and bad posture
>Steve looks like he benchpresses entire pallets of MREs for the sheer challenge of it, he also looks like Jesus

>> No.9482252

>>9482220
>also looks like Jesus

>he thinks Steve isn't jesus

>> No.9482412

>>9458100
Stop drinking more slowly.

>> No.9482533

>>9475827
how is he not a model?

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>>9482220
I think Steve might live with his parents, but I'm not completely sure.

>>9482252
Miracles include turning sawdust into cocoa beverage powder and healing a totally foul biscuit by touch.

>> No.9482760

>>9455320
I've been slowly coming to the conclusion that Steve is Big Boss and Reviewbrah is probably Raiden.

>> No.9483043

>>9466494
>20 minutes dedicated to reviewbrah wheezing and coughing up blood from taking 1 puff from the marlboro

>> No.9483154

The best one so far are the current ones from spanish countries.

>> No.9483588

Steve is so legit. What a made man.

>> No.9483597

>>9483154
>Spain and Portugal
hmm

>> No.9483610

>>9482584
he lives with at least his mom I think

>> No.9483613

>>9482760
impressive analogy

>> No.9483665

>>9482760
More like Huey.

>> No.9483668

>>9451457
He probably killed the hurricane desu

>> No.9484473

>>9478315
It is sort of but there's no gay whispering or sksksk shit
Plus they give you the recipe and stuff too.

>> No.9484527

>>9466680
ssssss