SIP - GENERAL

[Anonymous No.9451188]

Who here sipp'n? What are you going to use your energy to accomplish?

[Anonymous No.9451218]

I'm determined to get diabetes in about 3 months!

[Anonymous No.9451265]

>>9451218
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.9451271]

>>9451188
bamp for sipfu.

[Anonymous No.9451351]

>>9451188
>implying

[Anonymous No.9451374]

>>9451188
I'm not sippin' anymore.

I'm in bed trying to sleep, but can't use my surplus energy for that.

[Anonymous No.9451382]

>>9451188
Got some purple sips right now

[Anonymous No.9451386]

black is a superior sip

[Anonymous No.9451412]

>>9451386
this.
>energy drink
>E N E R G Y
>0 calories

only faggots and numales drink no-sugar garbage.

[Anonymous No.9451425]

>>9451412
>costanzaface.jpg

[Anonymous No.9451442]

>>9451425
>+ZERO:CALORIES+

[Anonymous No.9451502]

>>9451425
REKT

[Anonymous No.9451621]

I recently habe up powdered pre-workout and have a Rockstar Pure Zero before hitting the gym. Same results, less jitters.

[Anonymous No.9451685]

Tried this sip today after seeing it in the thread. Honestly really good. Didn't leave me hacking like a cat afterwards and the mint taste is so damn refreshing

[Anonymous No.9451766]

>>9451425
>that beautiful cherry red
ughh i wish i was sipping on one™ right now

[Anonymous No.9451772]

[Anonymous No.9451948]

>>9451188
>drank my last SIP this morning
>going to have no energy until my super makes coffee at 5
hold me boys, might stop at 711 early to get my fix

[Anonymous No.9451963]

>>9451382
>that deep color
The Crown Jewel™ of sips.

[Anonymous No.9451974]

Is rockstar or mother acceptable to sip on?

[Anonymous No.9452036]

>>9451974
yeah but i guess it's technically not a sip

[Anonymous No.9452090]

>>9451374
The true redpill is when you learn how to exert energy towards sleeping.

[Anonymous No.9452119]

just picked up (3 for 6$)
monster ultra black
monster assault
monster punch

[Anonymous No.9452152]

>>9451963
>deep color for deep sippers
The thinking man's sip

[Anonymous No.9452171]

>>9452119
>monster punch instead of punch monster
A rare sip indeed.

[Anonymous No.9452186]

I can only find 3 flavours in most convenience stores and shopping centres. Ausfag here qld.

Any idea where to get those rare sips I gotta sip em all

[Anonymous No.9452345]

Haven't been on this board in a couple months. Surprised this meme is still alive

[Anonymous No.9452357]

>>9452345
It's not a meme. That's why people are surprised.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

[Anonymous No.9452367]

>>9452345
>meme

[Anonymous No.9452387]

>>9452357
You're behind all this. I know it.

[Anonymous No.9452388]

>>9451963
I been sippin years before it was a thing here, but I like these threads.

[Anonymous No.9452405]

>>9452387
>cutestAsianEver.jpg
Behind all of what?

[Anonymous No.9452513]

>>9452387
Is that a Monster Girl™?

[Anonymous No.9452526]

[Anonymous No.9452527]

zooks

[Anonymous No.9452531]

[Anonymous No.9452631]

>tfw waiting on that sip

[Anonymous No.9452698]

>>9451218
>nonsipper detected

[Anonymous No.9452764]

Here we go boys

[Anonymous No.9452774]

>>9452698
Well done sir.

[Anonymous No.9453007]

Sipped for the first time

I see the light

[Anonymous No.9453036]

>>9453007

It only gets bright from here baby

[Anonymous No.9453055]

How do into sip? Been lurkin' for a while and you lad(s) seem like cool kid(s)

[Anonymous No.9453256]

>>9453055
Get sip, sip, wa la

[Anonymous No.9453284]

>>9453256
Any certain sip?

[Anonymous No.9453300]

>>9453284
I'm partial to ultra white/orange. As long as you don't get yellow, you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.9453318]

>>9453284
white is universally considered the best

[Anonymous No.9453405]

Just polished off an green monster tall boy fuck that shit is good

[Anonymous No.9453426]

Always thought sipboys were fags, and then had my first zero ultra yesterday.

>BRUH

[Anonymous No.9453430]

Classic Jolt comes back on today. They're selling it at the dollar store

[Anonymous No.9453434]

>>9453430
Oh fuck is this nationwide?

[Anonymous No.9453452]

>>9452119
This is my fav monster, tastes like original Kool Aid

[Anonymous No.9453462]

This was my favourite energy drink out of all that I tasted back when I drank energy drinks (8 years ago). Too bad they don't make them in this cool canister like bottle anymore and only have them in cans.

[Anonymous No.9453467]

>>9453462
I had to stop bringing cash to work because of these fuckers.

[Anonymous No.9453468]

>>9453434
Yeah, but they are only going to be sold at Dollar General. 16oz can for $1

[Anonymous No.9453478]

>>9453468
Damn looks like I gotta find me a dollar general thanks for the news anon

[Anonymous No.9453494]

>>9453468
Thank you based cu/ck/

[Anonymous No.9453571]

For me, its Gatorade or Powerade with ice

[Anonymous No.9453575]

>>9453467
Huh, so I'm not the only one. The best way to stop myself buying junk food on my lunch break is to deliberately leave my wallet at home

[Anonymous No.9453807]

Rockstar's take on white sips is pretty good as well, Red Bull version is trash and still had calories

[Anonymous No.9453921]

>>9453007
>>9453426
Welcome SIPBOYS!

[Anonymous No.9453930]

I have a question.

1. Does it need to be sugar free to count as a sip?

2. Does it need to be one big can or can 2 small cans count as a sip too?

3. Do only Monster™ Ultra™ energy drinks count as sips?

[Anonymous No.9453934]

>>9453930
Pictured: sips. I mean I drink rehab daily, but sips are technically only monster ultras.

[Anonymous No.9454044]

Calming, healthy, hearty; take tea and see!

[Anonymous No.9454051]

G'day mates

[Anonymous No.9454067]

Anyone else tried this? Not a sip technically since it has sugar but it's one of the best energy drinks I tried so far. Has a nice cherry taste without being too sweet.

[Anonymous No.9454068]

>>9454051
>5 more minutes

[Anonymous No.9454071]

>Oh boy a sip thread on /ck/
>zero recipes

RIP dreams of making delicious sip dishes

[noko No.9454080]

>>9454068
This thread is now an intersectional big sippy thread, all drinks matter and black lives matter

[Anonymous No.9454086]

>>9454071
Not to permute the monster ultra white privilege, but absinthe's essential oils mix wonderfully with the delicate effervescense of monster ultra white tm

[Anonymous No.9454094]

How to deal with post-sip depression?

[Anonymous No.9454104]

>>9454094
Thinking of tomorrow's sip.

[Anonymous No.9454110]

>>9452357
Now this is a sexy lifestyle I can enjoy..

[Anonymous No.9454112]

>>9454051
hey fäm.
reminder to share sips with your little sisters :3

[Anonymous No.9454118]

>>9453921

I had a big can yesterday, is it ok to /SIP/ today as well?

[Anonymous No.9454119]

>>9453807
No.
Monster White UltraZnej

[Anonymous No.9454120]

>>9454067
>Not a sip technically since it has sugar
K Y S
Y
S

[Anonymous No.9454122]

>>9454094
rise up again harder and stronger

[Anonymous No.9454124]

>>9453807
>240mg

[Anonymous No.9454126]

>>9454112

creep

[Anonymous No.9454128]

Imagine a White Ultra Zero that tastes as good on the second /sip/.
History would be made.

[Anonymous No.9454131]

>>9454122
All sips are beautiful

[Anonymous No.9454136]

>>9454131
>Redbull
babbys first /sip/
But /sip/ nonetheless

[Anonymous No.9454141]

>>9454136

the pic is from an archive of kyary's twitter

[Anonymous No.9454149]

>>9454124
I just took a 200mg caffeine pill after a 160mg sip.

[Anonymous No.9454186]

Pictured, my parting gift to all ye lads and dammes;
forget not our past and destroy not the future

[Anonymous No.9454188]

Fugg, i think i am wasting more money on sips than smoking, but i don't smoke anyways.

i just can't afford 2 dollars a day for sips, even though i am working a desk job

[Anonymous No.9454191]

>>9454126
plz don't judge just sip.

[Anonymous No.9454202]

>>9454191

[Anonymous No.9454216]

>>9452357
why do you like the most tasteless one so much?!

[Anonymous No.9454248]

>>9454216
delete this

[Anonymous No.9454251]

>>9454131
Pls no redbully.

[Anonymous No.9454272]

>>9454251
this is me
>>9454122
As you can see, I do what I want.

[Anonymous No.9454274]

>>9454251
Is making really shitty meme images part of the meme?

[Anonymous No.9454276]

>>9454094
I suffer from this as well. The struggle is real. I just try to remember that tomorrow is another day and if I am lucky and work hard, the good lord will provide me with sips.

[Anonymous No.9454289]

>look for lipovitan-like /sip/s in asian supermarket
>find pic related
it's ok but way too sweet for its own good

[Anonymous No.9454293]

>>9454274
>"meme"
It's taking an unusually long time for people to understand that its not a meme. Its a lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.9454297]

>>9454293
>>>reddit

[Anonymous No.9454319]

>>9454274
Some are shitty, others are not.

[Anonymous No.9454322]

>>9454289
The idea is to mix it with water like lemonade

[Anonymous No.9454371]

>>9451188
>GENERAL

[Anonymous No.9454435]

>>9454371
>newfag

[Anonymous No.9454468]

>>9454319
I wish I was this unemployed

>PISS
kek
>HYDRO
w2c??

[Anonymous No.9454500]

Got me a beetus, time to fly.

[Anonymous No.9454542]

>>9454500
take your dubs and make a /chug/ thread, this one is for sipping

[Anonymous No.9454636]

>>9451218
>He doesn't know what erythriyol is

[Anonymous No.9454860]

[Anonymous No.9454908]

>>9454860

[Anonymous No.9455077]

YOOO WHERE MY SIPBOYS AT

[Anonymous No.9455132]

>>9455077
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9455175]

>>9455077
S I P B O Y S 4 L I F E

[Anonymous No.9455199]

>>9455077
>tfw no sip today

[Anonymous No.9455202]

what do you guys call the nauseous, tired feeling you get a couple hours after you drink a sip

[Anonymous No.9455211]

>>9455202
The time that I re-up on sip

[Anonymous No.9455224]

>>9455202
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.9455240]

>>9455202
I call that "time to sip"

[Anonymous No.9455277]

5 years ago i had this beetus juice and it is why i am an sipper today for sure! Loved the chaos, hated the sugar!

[Anonymous No.9455281]

>>9455277
Khaos i meant!

[Anonymous No.9455430]

>>9455281
>nonsippers
When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.9455439]

>>9455430
I get that an proper sip is low/zero calorie! That one lead me on the path to sips though. Orange is king for me!

[Anonymous No.9455466]

>>9455439
I was just making fun of the spelling mistake. Just messing around, sipbro. What's your goto sip now?

[Anonymous No.9455504]

>>9455466
If i can get it Orange for sure, mostly red otherwise. I am one of those that cannot understand the love for white though.

[Anonymous No.9455517]

>>9455504
White power

[Anonymous No.9455538]

Why is rockstar so disgusting

[Anonymous No.9455723]

>>9455538
because they wont put RDR2 on PC

[Anonymous No.9455791]

>>9455504
I think it tastes like a sweet tangy citrus drink with subtle notes of pineapple. I think the American palette is not accustom to pineapple flavored drinks. However, pineapple is my favorite fruit flavor and I love it, and there aren't a lot of other options for pineapple flavored drinks in the US. So I think that's why its a love hate thing. You're either stuck with it because you like pineapple and there aren't a lot of other choices, or you don't like it and that's that. I just bought a black like its 1850 and I can't wait to crack it open tomorrow. My last ultra flavor I haven't tried. Whites my fav so far.

[Anonymous No.9455892]

>closet uni cafeteria to me ran out of zero ultra again

[Anonymous No.9455908]

>>9455892
Why are there no sips?

[Anonymous No.9456206]

How the fuck do I get off this stuff

[Anonymous No.9456229]

>>9456206
Why do you want to?
A sip has 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of your daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories.

[Anonymous No.9456239]

>>9456229
This shits gonna fuck my body up. I'm only drinking it because i feel so lethargic

Also go back to >>>/biz/

[Anonymous No.9456326]

>>9451188
bike to work
cover my night shift
swing by super market for some Hyrdo if they've got Melon
bike home and play some Siege before they fuck it up

[Anonymous No.9456534]

>>9455723
>RDR2
Literally the worst game made in the last 18 years. And I'm including every Wii and Dreamcast release.

[Anonymous No.9456544]

>>9454067
I thought it was too basic, merely red caffeine juice.

[Anonymous No.9456549]

Dumb question since I'm a newfag to /ck/ but what's this a general for? Energy drinks? Or just anything that provides us with caffeine?

[Anonymous No.9456672]

Hit me with your best sip

[Anonymous No.9456950]

>>9456326
Thanks for sharing! I personally enjoy that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ with breakfast, on the drive to work and/or school (traffic sucks lol!), or while I'm just chilling on the couch watching streaming content and checking my fantasy sports teams on my tablet device.

And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has ZERO calories but still tastes great?

Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for me. Don't you think it's time you try that first sip?

[SPONSORED]

[Anonymous No.9457031]

>>9456950
i felt like this after drinking two of the larger bottle cap cans of sip. the meme is real. (i'm 6'5)

[Anonymous No.9457062]

>>9455517
>black is lowest
accurate both in race and flavor context

[Anonymous No.9457477]

[Anonymous No.9457534]

>>9456950
Honestly this is the best response I could've hoped for.

[Anonymous No.9457544]

gf out of town for a week

have literally nothing to do all weekend

gonna go to the store after dropping her off at the airport, grab some sips on the way home and play dungeon fighter online all weekend while watching chinese cartoons

hooray

[Anonymous No.9458025]

>>9454860
Tastes like a mouthful of Skittles.

[Anonymous No.9458484]

! Is there anything better than that first sip of delicious Monster Energy™ of the day? I doubt it, ha ha. The greatest pleasure in life is waking up only to reach over your Monster Girl™ to your bedside table just to crack open a *cold refreshing can* of Monster Energy™ **Zero Ultra**. Monster Energy™ Unleash The Beast!

[Anonymous No.9458498]

>>9458484
I HAVEN'T SIPPED SINCE 2 DAYS PLEASE SEND HELP

[Anonymous No.9458502]

Anyone had this shit? It's bad.

[Anonymous No.9458553]

NOW 20% COOLER

[Anonymous No.9458566]

>>9458553
See you in three days

[Anonymous No.9458571]

>>9457031
Isn't this like half a gram of caffeine?

[Anonymous No.9458583]

>>9458553
120% gayer

[Anonymous No.9458611]

>>9452357
Or you could have a cup of coffee and a multivitamin that has considerably more caffeine, and daily percentage of all sorts of trace vitamins and minerals. But you know.. you can always stick with your carbonated, artificially sweetened, poof juice. Being a giant fag is a lifestyle too.

[Anonymous No.9458614]

Today is the day. The day I tried Monster Energy™ Ultra Black™. It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a _bellicose_ drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

It's color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. Good job Monster™. Thank you for my daily sip. I feel very blessed.

[Anonymous No.9458616]

>>9458611

[Anonymous No.9458645]

>>9451188
>inclusive.png
>>9458611
>poof juice. Being a giant fag is a lifestyle too.
Did you post in the wrong thread, new friend? Why are you so angry and hate filled? Perhaps you should try brightening up your life with a little more energy and a delightfully crisp and refreshing beverage.

[Anonymous No.9458666]

/O U R B O I/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK25bf2NEpM

[Anonymous No.9458674]

Do americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.9458682]

>>9458674
yes. but we're all inclusive so you yuropboys can join in too

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9458699]

>>9458682
I heard it is unhealthy for me. Is this true or jewish lies?

[Anonymous No.9458700]

>>9458682
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9458711]

>>9458699
Read the label. There is nothing unhealthy on it. Its been approved for general consumption by the Food and Drug Administration, which is part of the US Government's Department of Health and Human Services. It's sold in Europe where Monster Energy™ had to pass even stricter health guidelines where contents have been proven safe, instead of like in the US where the ingredients are only "generally recognized as safe."

I only eat foods that are also sold in Europe for this reason. The labels on the product in both countries are the exact same.

[Anonymous No.9458720]

>>9451188

[Anonymous No.9458721]

>>9458699
>>9458711
yeah, what this fellow sipboy said
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9458746]

Why aren't there less sweet and interesting flavored regular carbonated beverages? I love the flavor of energy drinks but don't always have a desire for huge amounts of caffeine.

[Anonymous No.9458760]

>>9451188
FUCK OFF WITH THESE FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS
HALF OF THIS THREAD IS JUST THE SAME FEW PEOPLE SPAMMING ADVERTISING FOR MONSTER ENERGY THIS IS THE DUMBEST MARKETING CAMPAIGN IV EVER SEEN
I ALSO DON'T LIKE THAT ITS PROMOTING THE CONSUMPTION OF ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS THAT HAVE BEEN LINKED TO CANCER MANY TIMES IN MANY STUDIES BY MANY LABS AND UNIVERSITIES

CAN THIS FUCKING SIPBOYS 2017 BULLSHIT PLEEEEASE JUST STOP ALREADY

ANYONE WHO SEES THIS WHO IS NOT BEING PAID BY MONSTER EVEN IF YOU LIKE THEIR PRODUCTS DO NOT REPLY YOU ARE GIVING THEM FREE ADVERTISING AND BUMPING THEIR THREAD

PLEASE DON'T GIVE THEM BUMPS

[Anonymous No.9458780]

Have you guys tried Lewis Hamilton 44 by Monster? Is it good?

[Anonymous No.9458781]

>>9458760

[Anonymous No.9458785]

>>9458780
nope. is it available in the US? i haven't seen it anywhere yet

[Anonymous No.9458811]

>>9458760
RED BULL SHILL LITERALLY SHAKING

[Anonymous No.9458821]

>>9458785
It's available in Germany.

[Anonymous No.9458829]

>>9458760
>JUST THE SAME FEW PEOPLE SPAMMING
Oh, Sweety. Bless your heart.

[Anonymous No.9458835]

>>9456534
but anon it comes out in 2018

[Anonymous No.9458850]

>>9458760
Talking about a product is not an advertisement, idiot. You don't like the thread? Hide it and ignore.

[Anonymous No.9458870]

>>9458850
You are either payed by monster or retarded
Half the posts in this thread are promoting monster zero and clearly advertising
If you reply to the thread without using sage you are increasing the bump count pushing a spammed advertising thread to the front page of /ck every day

[Anonymous No.9458877]

>>9458870
It's a meme you dip. Besides, it's not like Monster killed your baby or anything.

[Anonymous No.9458890]

DEFEND YOUR THREAD S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9458901]

>>9451188
Try new and improved TAP WATER
Pros:
>Zero calories
>high estrogen content so you can become a cute trap
>fluoride improves dental hygiene
>added chlorides keep your insides clean
>comes with free chunks
(deal is limited time only exclusive to flint michigen and West africa)
>super hydrating due to 98% h20 content
>free
>alex jones hates it

Cons:
>lack of advertising
>poor packaging design

[Anonymous No.9459008]

>>9458870
Lurk more

[Anonymous No.9459012]

>>9458890
S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9459018]

>>9459012
>rehab
I'll let it slide cause I love the orangeade one
Welcome S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9459022]

>>9458870
Reminder that encouraging people to sage threads is against global rule 7.

This is food and cooking related. The SIPBOYS just love their drinks and want to celebrate and discuss their flavors and sipsperiences. I'm not sorry that we continue to like something you don't like. Grow up and realize that's how the world works. You won't like everything other people like and that's ok.

SIPBOYS are inclusive, and we welcome you with open arms. But there are rules on 4chan. SIPBOYS proudly respect and honor those rules. You should too. And hey, if you're feeling a little down because you realize you were in the wrong, just be a grown up and apologize. Maybe try cracking open an ice cold Zero Ultra™. It always makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.9459025]

>that first sip of the day

[Anonymous No.9459036]

Coca Cola employee here.

We are rolling out a NOS mango soon. I haven't sampled it yet, but I imagine it might be like the monster mango loco. We are still having production issues with the Hydros, its a shame because they were a hit when we first got them.

[Anonymous No.9459042]

>>9458614
>Today is the day. The day I tried Monster Energy™ Ultra Black™.
Never look back.

[Anonymous No.9459060]

>>9459022
No, spamming saged posts is against the rules
Asking people to not give bumps is fine a saged post simply dosent give bumps its not a down vote I also didn't ask people to post saged posts I asked them to not reply and if they feel they absolutely have to then to use sage which to my understanding is fine

"Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed."

[Anonymous No.9459062]

Who else C O F F E E here?

[Anonymous No.9459068]

>>9459022
And also I have nothing against sipping I am against threads promoting products on 4chan

[Anonymous No.9459070]

>>9459036
For real? What's the ETA, I love NoS. T R O P I C A L S I P B O Y S

[Anonymous No.9459080]

>>9459060
>shaking like a leaf
If you're encouraging others to sage, then it's implied that you are saging. That's against the spirit of the global rules, if the not the letter of the rules. Quote it as much as you want. It's right there in the rule.

And look man, just calm down. It was a gentle reminder to behave yourself in these inclusive and fun-spirited threads. We're here to celebrate the party that is life. That becomes difficult to do when high-strung jack asses can't chill with the SIPBOYS.

[Anonymous No.9459086]

>>9459070
I am not 100% since I am not at my work computer, I want to say early November though. I will post a for sure date Monday when I go back to work. I will see what else is coming down the pipeline as well, monster has been a great hit for us.

[Anonymous No.9459088]

>>9459080
>"chill with the SIPBOYS."

[Anonymous No.9459096]

>>9459062
go on..

[Anonymous No.9459240]

>>9459042
true patrician detected
welcome to the club

[Anonymous No.9459241]

>>9459096
G R I P & S I P

[Anonymous No.9459257]

Had my first /sip/ today , never buying Green Monster again

[Anonymous No.9459269]

>>9459257
We need to get an unsweetened sip. I hate the sweet meme

[Anonymous No.9459277]

>>9459269
what do you mean

[Anonymous No.9459279]

>>9459269
I enjoyed it so much this is a pic of my 2ND one , I bought 3 today . Can you buy packs of these like you can buy packs of green monster ? Energy Jews are in it for your money .

[Anonymous No.9459294]

>>9459279
yezzir
https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Energy-Zero-Ultra-Ounce/dp/B00ADYXY7E/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1506106641&sr=8-1&keywords=monster%2Bzero%2Bultra&th=1

[Anonymous No.9459316]

I'm a few cities from home today, gonna see if they have a big lots and search for yellow sips
Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.9459386]

>>9451188

[Anonymous No.9459421]

Today is the first day of Fall. I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is — fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up.

Then, the next thing I’m going to do is drink a Java Monster™ Pumpkin Spice Latte as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off the empty can with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.

[Anonymous No.9459639]

>tfw slammin cranberry Red Bulls with hot women

Haha you sip fags are cute, but let me show you what a real man drinks.

[Anonymous No.9459662]

I smoke a sativa when I wake up, no need for caffeine.

[Anonymous No.9459669]

>>9459421
Can anyone confirm this?

[Anonymous No.9459772]

>>9459639
>real man

[Anonymous No.9459787]

>>9451188
Guys..
I came across something unexpected on a walk today.....

[Anonymous No.9459927]

>>9453934
Green sip when? That's an attractive lineup of color but green is missing.

[Anonymous No.9459956]

>>9455517
If blue we're raised one notch this would be 100% accurate

[Anonymous No.9459968]

>>9459927
lemon lime would be quite the treat

[Anonymous No.9459982]

>>9459257
I used to be a blue low carb monster diehard. Since the day I had my first real Sip I haven't looked back.

[Anonymous No.9460038]

>>9459787
vanilla 666

[Anonymous No.9460047]

>>9459787
Did you check if there was any sips left in that shrub sip?

[Anonymous No.9460094]

>>9459257
White sips are unironically better tasting than green monsters or even gronk

[Anonymous No.9460164]

>>9459787
A WILD SIP APPEARS

[Anonymous No.9460178]

>>9459669
I can confirm it is fall.

[Anonymous No.9460204]

>>9459927
>>9459968
Or sour apple like the sour heads Bang flavor.

[Anonymous No.9460223]

>>9451772

[Anonymous No.9460251]

just ordered 24 cans of Arizona green tea. did I fuck up? What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.9460262]

>MANGO LOCO 3 FOR 5 AT MY LOCAL GULF STATION
THOUGHT THESE WERE 7/11 EXCLUSIVE

[Anonymous No.9460264]

>>9460047
None.
Passers by stripped the sip bush almost completely :(
>>9460164
I feel blessed to have had the pleasure of coming across a wild sip desu
I heard the tales but never thought it would ever happen to Me.

[Anonymous No.9460283]

[Anonymous No.9460315]

>>9460262
Coca cola person here again. They were 7/11 only at first, now they are wider in the market. Here in KY we only had like 2 of them in our market area so we kept like 8 cases in the entire warehouse. Now that it is everywhere, we have about 4000 cases on hand. On a side note, powerade has a blue cherry raspberry that just came out, Walmart only for now, soon to be everywhere.

[Anonymous No.9460320]

Can someone explain something to me? I was really down and out before i started to "SIP", now I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I feel so grounded now, like Im part of something and I feel wanted. I owe myself to the sip nation. Am I gonna be ok sipbros?

[Anonymous No.9460324]

[Dr SIP No.9460326]

>>9460320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkPGlVqqEP0

[Anonymous No.9460412]

>>9460251

FTFT

[Anonymous No.9460425]

Sips don't hit me like they used to back when I first started (2013). Did they change the formula? Or have I just built up a tolerance?

[Anonymous No.9460426]

>>9460320
A sense of belonging is a human need, just like the need for food and shelter. Feeling that you belong is most important in seeing value in life and in coping with intensely painful emotions. Some find belonging in a church, some with friends, some with family, and some on Twitter or other social media such as /ck/ sip threads. Some see themselves as connected only to one or two people. Sippers are inclusive by nature and they believe and feel a connection to all people the world over, to all of humanity.

A sense of belonging to a greater community improves your motivation, health, and happiness. When you see your connection to others, you know that all people struggle and have difficult times. You are not alone. There is comfort in that knowledge.

[Anonymous No.9460433]

>>9460425
Well drinking 140mg of caffeine or more in a day along with over 200% recommended daily intake of Vitamin B6, B12, and others might be the cause

[Anonymous No.9460438]

>>9451188
I saw this thread on the front page and assumed I was on /fit/. Glad to see other boards waking up to this wonderful phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.9460441]

>>9460433

lmao, who fixed that image. Thank you monster marketing team

[Anonymous No.9460442]

>>9460425
just your tolerance. i currently drink 3 sips a day. if you want to see how high your tolerance is, go without sips for a day or two and drink a ton of water. you'll wake up feeling like you're about to die of caffeine withdrawal (hit me on day 2) and then i thought i was going to have a heart attack drinking 2 sips in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.9460458]

>>9460412
>fixed that for thou

[Anonymous No.9460464]

>>9460438
It came here because the retarded janitors on /fit/ started deleting sip threads because the retarded /pol/ crossposters were complaining so much about (((shilling))).

[Anonymous No.9460545]

>>9460320
Ayy. Welcome to the sip club brother

[Anonymous No.9460560]

Good night lads. Can't wait to sip tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.9460567]

Man i have sipd so much the enire month. The local market has 2 for 2,76USD (nromally 2 for 4USD) until the first october feels good. I live in sweden so we only have red white and yellow, can't wait for the blue one can some sippers tell me what it tastes like?

[Anonymous No.9460576]

>tfw got some sips
im feelin good

[Anonymous No.9460578]

Will there ever be a sip that won't kill my kidneys and won't make me crash?

[Anonymous No.9460598]

>>9454860
before i found sips i used to mix these badboys black cherry + limeade it was an exceptional experience

too much sugar and too little caffeine and b vitamins though

[Anonymous No.9460634]

>>9460578
it's called tea

[Anonymous No.9460706]

>>9460634
Extrapolate please

[Anonymous No.9460735]

>>9460634
>>9460706

[Anonymous No.9460761]

>>9460567
>blue one can some sippers tell me what it tastes like?
Its difficult to explain. It tastes like "wild mixed berry" flavors that we get in the US, but that flavor is very artificial and doesn't really taste like berries. Its my least favorite.

[Anonymous No.9461242]

>>9460315
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.9461363]

lads...

[Anonymous No.9461772]

>>9454248
someone please make an edit of this with sips

[Anonymous No.9461774]

>>9461772
*tips can opener*

[Anonymous No.9462056]

>>9453468
>dollar general
trash, dollar tree and only dollar tree for life

[Anonymous No.9462152]

Sipboy here.
I got this today to compare it to ultra sunrise and see what the redbullies were on about.
It was horrible

[Anonymous No.9462172]

>>9458821
IIRC it tastes of generic energy drink

[Anonymous No.9462182]

>>9462056
>Dollar Tree
>where everything is literally shit sold for $1
>Dollar General
>name brand products sold for only a couple of dollars

Yeah no, DT is way more white trash than DG

[Anonymous No.9462187]

>>9462182
>>9462056
>dollar tree
do any good energy drinks come from CHYNA?

[Anonymous No.9462191]

>>9461363
Bet that cost a pretty penny.

[Anonymous No.9462203]

>>9462191
15 big ones from kroger, better deal than 2for4.

[Anonymous No.9462211]

>>9462187
Folks, we are at danger
Not from hostile liberals, not from establishment Republicans, but from CHYNA.
CHYNA has been creating bootleg "sips" that we've found to contain lead, that's right folks LEAD
So in order to curtail this threat I am asking upon every American, great and small, to boycott these fake sips that they wish to poison us with bigly, in our quest to Make Sips Great Again. Good day and Good Bless America

[Anonymous No.9462219]

found this budget sip at aldi, pretty good

[Anonymous No.9462221]

Rate my rare sip

[Anonymous No.9462316]

>>9462219
Maybe you could afford real sips if you didn't waste your money defiling your body.

[Anonymous No.9462329]

>>9462316
Speaking of wasting money, energy drinks sure are retardedly expensive.

Here's 90 drinks worth of caffeine for less than $3.

[Anonymous No.9462334]

>>9462329
and if you're fixated on muh B vitamins, those are even cheaper.

Why do stupid people keep wasting their money on energy drinks?

[Anonymous No.9462353]

>>9462219
TOE THUMB

[Anonymous No.9462356]

>>9462329
>>9462334
>implying it's only about the caffeine and nutrients

[Anonymous No.9462375]

>>9462219
Oh shit nigga is that a Burial tat?

[Anonymous No.9462409]

>>9462375
Looks like it

[Anonymous No.9462435]

>>9462334
>>9462356
>implying pills absorb as readily as liquid

[Anonymous No.9462448]

This meme is retarded

[Anonymous No.9462458]

>>9462329
>>9462334
Just remember, to get the full sipsperience you also need supplements for taurine, guarana, ginseng, l-carnitine and a slew of other micro and macro nutrients that your body needs... Or you could just sip one Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™. The choice is yours.

[Anonymous No.9462462]

>>9462448
Your mom is retarded.

[Anonymous No.9462594]

>>9462435
>not crushing and dissolving pills

[Anonymous No.9462628]

What's a good starter sip? I need something to get my mind off posting in al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9462632]

>>9451188
i drink only homemade hor chata
it's fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.9462633]

>>9462628
White si0

[Anonymous No.9462637]

>>9462628
https://spoonuniversity.com/recipe/rumchata-recipe-homemade
make this, but instead of using whole milk and rice flour, just use a half gallon of rice milk.

[Anonymous No.9462647]

>>9451188
Al/ck/ here. Will /sip/ help me stay off the booz?

[Anonymous No.9462650]

>>9458498
>old amp can
Oh shit I miss the blue amp so much.

[Anonymous No.9462673]

>>9459086
DPSG employee here
What's the real difference? I always thought that regular NOS was mango.

[Anonymous No.9462686]

>>9462647
Considering most in recovery switch to caffeinated drinks, yes

[Anonymous No.9462707]

>>9462647
We're a fun group that you might enjoy being a part of. Sips are delicious. I hope you can quit the drink and start to sip. Its much healthier. Everyone on /alc threads should know they are welcome here. The SIPBOYS are proudly INCLUSIVE.

[Anonymous No.9462720]

is the yellow sip worth trying to find?
it's the only one i haven't tried but haven't seen it anywhere (i'm in the US btw)

[Anonymous No.9462765]

>>9458760
>>9458870
Imagine not understanding the ironic humor of these threads to such an extent that you bother typing this shit out. Just hide the threads if you don't get it, it's not hard.

[Anonymous No.9462767]

>>9451502
>2▶
>>>9451425

Chims.

[Anonymous No.9462803]

>>9462316
why the hate? this is the closest thing possible to a sip yet redbullies get away with posting their """sips""" here. keep it civil please

>>9462375
>>9462409
yes

>>9462647
yep. alcoholic here, had 1 sip and never looked back

[Anonymous No.9462818]

WADDUP S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9462828]

>>9462803
sips may turn my life around then.

[Anonymous No.9462851]

>>9462828
praying for you brother
https://www.aa.org/pages/en_US/find-aa-resources

[Anonymous No.9462860]

>>9460735
>2 for 4
>Not buying cases at Sam's Club/Costco where they work out to about $1.3 each

[Anonymous No.9462902]

>>9462860
>not buying 3 for $6 on your way to work at Wawa
It's like you enjoy inconveniencing yourself

[Anonymous No.9462966]

real nigga sips

[Anonymous No.9462983]

>>9451188
been sipping all day, used all those energies to clear and tidy my neighbours garden as I've finished my own, looks real good now, all left over energy will be used on the morrow to finish decorating the bathroom

[Anonymous No.9462997]

>>9462803
Sorry about the hate, I forgot to stop at the Speedway this morning so I have yet to get that first sip in

[Anonymous No.9463054]

Fellas, my local 7-11 has a 2 for $3 deal on sips. I am in heaven

[Anonymous No.9463059]

>>9463054
>tfw canada
>haven't seen 2 for 3 sips in almost ten years

[Anonymous No.9463140]

>>9463059
I just moved to the East Coast and I can't find Rip-Its around here which previously were my favorite sips

[Anonymous No.9463213]

>>9462818
>S I P R O Y A L T Y
bruh, how old is that car tho?

[Anonymous No.9463219]

>>9463213
'99 XJ Jeep Cherokee 4.0L I6, 243k on the odometer, still runs like a tank because I put that high octane Ultra Black in the gas

[Anonymous No.9463245]

>>9462673
Not sure as I haven't got to sample it. To be honest I don't drink NOS to often, sometimes I will get the grape one. I drink the rehabs more.
>>9462902
Our employee sales has them for 4 dollars for 24 of whatever you want. People usually get energy drinks or core power stuff.

[Anonymous No.9463251]

>tfw you have a S I P in the fridge but you need to sleep

[Anonymous No.9463262]

>>9463219
>high octane Ultra Black
Very patrician. Congrats. Those 4.0 Cherokees are indestructible.

[Anonymous No.9463379]

Punchmonster mad dog for a buck. Worth it?

[Anonymous No.9463385]

>>9463379
can't go wrong when it's a buck a sip

[Anonymous No.9463406]

>>9462997
its ok. just glad you got a sip in for the day

[Anonymous No.9463408]

This meme is retarded

[Anonymous No.9463412]

>>9463408
It's not a meme, it's a way of life.

[Anonymous No.9463421]

>>9452357
Yeah you got that right. Al/ck/ got me away from drinking and these threads got me to stop drinking energy shit.

You're both pathetic in your own way but at least al/ck/oholics don't freely advertise a product.

[Anonymous No.9463425]

>>9463412
Your way of life is retarded.

[Anonymous No.9463440]

They have this cuckstar shit too... What do ya think?

[Anonymous No.9463458]

>>9463440
Surprisingly decent. The flavor is weak if you're used to a sugary diabetes sip, but it's refreshing.

[Anonymous No.9463498]

>>9463440
>>9463379
I was at big lots looking for clearance yellow sips. No luck. I bought one of each of these and will refrigerate them tonight. One of them is going to be a Sunday sip, even though they both have sugar. They had these too, but they didn't trick me out of a buck fifty. Can or bust.

[Anonymous No.9463504]

>>9463498
MY NEW WAIFU

[Anonymous No.9463506]

>>9463425
You don't know me.

[Anonymous No.9463515]

if i couldn't score speed, coke or booze i'd "sip" too.

godluck and goodspeed gentlemen

[Anonymous No.9463620]

>tfw gripping and sipping

[Anonymous No.9463835]

>>9463498

What kind of sick fuck would prefer a can over a glass bottle?

[Anonymous No.9463866]

>>9463440
These are a weird flavor but not bad

[Anonymous No.9463888]

>>9463498
If you're going full beetus Uber monster is really nice and smooth

[Anonymous No.9463964]

>anon in big lots taking pics of sips

[Anonymous No.9464266]

>>9464264
NEW THREAD SIPSTUDS

[Anonymous No.9464937]

I'm gettting a sip boys

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MYGNXmjlZNxw