Depression foods

[Anonymous No.9442973]

What do you eat to feel better when you have lost all will to live and want to die?

Besides alcohol, of course

[Anonymous No.9442979]

>>9442973
Edibles, Takis™, Sodas, takeout, etc.

[Anonymous No.9442995]

rat poison

[Anonymous No.9443000]

pizza
tendies with a lot of hot sauce
chinese takeout
milkshakes
pussy

[Anonymous No.9443001]

>>9442973
A nice meatloaf with a fuck ton of jasmine rice

[Anonymous No.9443003]

7-11 nachos that weigh about 4 lbs because of how much cheese and jalapenos I add.

[Anonymous No.9443014]

>>9442973
>bring water to boil
>stir in garlic salt
>stir in kraft macaroni
>cook, stirring in any other spices/seasonings you like
>drain and add cheese sauce
>finish the bottle of whiskey you have been drinking and pass out, completely forgetting about the comfort food you just made

[Anonymous No.9443027]

>>9442973
Chinese take out or grocery store sushi. Neither is extravagant, but it fills the emptiness. Typically I refuse to eat when I'm depressed, but these do the trick.

[Anonymous No.9443038]

When I get depressed, I order two big macs and force myself to eat them in a single sitting. That's the point when I feel both depressed and disgusting and realize that this is the low point and it only gets better from here.

It cures my depression.

[Anonymous No.9443077]

>>9442973
grilled cheese is the ultimate depression food
cheap, easy to make, ready in 5 minutes, can make multiple at once, tastes good unless you fuck up bad, unhealthy
it won't help your mood at all but at least it will comfort you

[Anonymous No.9443085]

This plus some tortilla chips

[Anonymous No.9443747]

>>9442973
If it really gets down to it, I sleep for dinner.

[Anonymous No.9443776]

>>9442973
Salt and vinegar chips
beer

Sometimes don't even need the chips but they're just so good. Usually prefer Cape Cod brand but if they're out I will grab whatever is available. Except for the lays kettle brand. Those chips are shit.

[Anonymous No.9443807]

>>9443038
Ehk, this use to be a staple for me. Yet I was happier then.

[Anonymous No.9443873]

Nothing.
If you're feeling full, you're feeling something. Not leaving your bed pairs much more nicely

[Anonymous No.9444016]

Anything edible, just be sure to eat it outside and with friends/relatives/coworkes/classmates/people that you sorta tolerate.

[Anonymous No.9444082]

I eat an entire days worth of food in one meal. Main go to places are McDs, Culvers, or Taco Bell.

McDs
>2 McChickens
>1 Mcdouble
>Large big mac meal with diet coke
>habanero ranch sauce if the got it

Culvers
>two cheese burgers, grilled onions pickles and mustard
>buffalo chicken tender basket with mountain dew or root beer

And if i really hate myself

Taco Bell
>Quesarito Box with Baja blast
>2 loaded potato griller
>one beefy nacho griller
>At home i have a really hot sauce that i put on all of it that makes me shit fire(matouks scorpion pepper)
>Drink 1/3 of the baja and add vodka
The last one is generally a wake up call that i need to pull it together.

[Anonymous No.9444088]

Speaking as a straight, Christian male, I can't decide if guy in OP is attractive or not

[Anonymous No.9444091]

>>9443873
My favorite Bill line, I loved that show

[Anonymous No.9444100]

>>9442973
Have you tried https://www.youtube.com/user/DepressionCooking ?

[Anonymous No.9444113]

>>9444082
>that Taco Bell order down to the tee
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.9444133]

Lots of fruit and vegetables, I finish my breakfast with eggs to build fat with omega 3 fatty acids, sometimes I get subway or pizza.

[Anonymous No.9444138]

Spaghetti with marinara and brownies.

[Anonymous No.9444140]

An ENTIRE BOX of Cheez Its™

[Anonymous No.9444165]

An entire 2 liter of wild cherry bepis and hot wings

[Anonymous No.9444192]

Burger King.

Nothing says "God, I hate myself" like that fried styrofoam they call a chicken sandwich

[Anonymous No.9444208]

>>9442973
Garlic bread

[Anonymous No.9444212]

>>9442973
pic related, sometimes i make a big bowl of ramen

dice up frozen sausage or any leftover meats, add frozen veggies (broccoli, spinach, whatever), dice garlic finely, chop onion. add an egg at the end right as i take it off the heat. maybe put in a little soy sauce and/or vinegar, maybe a little gelatin to fake real broth.

when i lived near a nicer grocery store i'd get a bar of good dark chocolate, three or four slices of jamon iberico, a ginger pear muffin, some of their sushi.

[Anonymous No.9444592]

>>9443038
>If only you knew how bad things really are

I know Rand, I feel u

[Anonymous No.9444642]

>>9444192
I get burger king about once a year in the spur of the moment, thinking
>it can't be that bad, whopper should be fine at least
and every time I wish I had just gone to any other fast food chain instead.

[Anonymous No.9444683]

>>9443747
this, sleep makes hunger go away

you wake up feeling quite full

[Anonymous No.9444693]

Immidiate effect - a 40 of O.E. and a steak and eggs from dennys or preferably norms or my dads "fry up" ehich is just a bunch of left overs consisting of meat starch and veggies crisped just enough to give it crunchy texture.
Long term - vitamins exercise and oatmeal for breakfast

[Anonymous No.9444695]

>>9444693
All of the above by myself by the way. Nothing is worse than having to care about other people when you dont care about yourself

[Anonymous No.9444703]

>>9444695
Except having to care about other people when you do care about yourself. That also sucks. Food and/or booze dont really help then.

[Anonymous No.9444708]

>>9442973
Cream spinach with tortelloni cooked in it.

[Anonymous No.9444721]

Judging by my daily eating habits and this thread I may have severe depression

[Anonymous No.9444844]

>>9442973
Fruit smoothies

[Anonymous No.9444885]

>>9442973
>make couscous with a fuckload of parsley, ras-el-hanout, dried raisins and butter
>make chicken stock
>pour chicken stock over couscous, creating the ultimate comfort gruel
>slurp while sobbing
keep some tissues handy for the runny nose

[Anonymous No.9444911]

>>9442973
Smoked salmon on pumpernickel with cream cheese, fresh dill, thin sliced red onion and capers.

Moderate carbs, high in good fats and protein. Washed down with shots of vodka of course.

[Anonymous No.9444934]

>>9442973
an entire baguette from the nearest grocery store bakery and an avocado. tear off pieces of baguette and smear avocado onto them with a spoon.

[Anonymous No.9444944]

>>9442973
I usually take a cocktail shaker to make myself an old-fashioned malted strawberry shake

[Anonymous No.9444947]

>>9444944
I sometimes flavor with almaretto

[Anonymous No.9444949]

>>9442973
>drinking black coffee all day in a dark room while listening to Codeine

[Anonymous No.9444997]

Pizza
Instant ramen
Chicken tenders
Chinese takeout always makes me feel a little better even when I'm at the bottom of a pit.

[Anonymous No.9445046]

Chili cheese fries with diced white onion, garlic salt, lots of black pepper, drizzle of yellow mustard and whatever hot sauce I'm feeling. If I'm feeling really shitty and/or gluttonous, I'll replace the fries with deep fried mozzarella sticks. Naturally I still add the shredded cheese on top.

[Anonymous No.9445122]

>>9442973
A burger

[Anonymous No.9445130]

>>9444949
>listening to codeine
Coolest guy ITT, wish I could still drink coffee

[Anonymous No.9445138]

I usually eat junk in excess until I get fatter then feel even worse than before. Or I sleep to try to not feel anything.

[Anonymous No.9445171]

>>9442973
A bullet cures depression forever

[Anonymous No.9445173]

Spaghetti alla Carbonara. In my worst years (2013-2015) my daily intake was 1 1/2 bottles Lidl Vodka and a pound of Carbonara, pure desperation.

[Anonymous No.9445189]

chocolate. literally anything with chocolate

[Anonymous No.9445221]

>>9445173
Whats lidl vodka like? I imagine rough as fuck.
If you like bourbon the stuff they sell ad aldi is cheap af and not bad.

Also I love to cook when i'm in a depressive state. Latest creation was cutting my own half roast chicken and roasting it in jerk with cheese fries.

[Anonymous No.9445240]

>>9442973
I buy one McDouble. $1.67 of the best therapy money can buy.

[Anonymous No.9445294]

Bottle of wine and a block of chocolate is like therapy for me.

[Anonymous No.9445315]

>>9442973
I'm always unhappy, so every day I am able, I drink 4 cans of rockstar(one of each flavor) and eat twisties chicken and chinese takeaway for dinner

> T. australian

[Anonymous No.9445402]

costco chicken pot pie (cold)

[Anonymous No.9445992]

SOUP
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[Anonymous No.9446423]

>>9442973
healthy dinners of chicken breast, rice and assorted steamed vegetables to go with regular exercise.

[Anonymous No.9446486]

>>9446423
Fast food or takeout if I have no mental energy to go grocery shopping and cook. Sometimes even I stop at multiple fast food joints to get a particular burger, or fries that I find better at a certain chain, and go home and eat it all in one binge.
If I order Chinese delivery I will get $50 worth of food and binge it all the next day or so. Usually egg foo young, chinese style ribs, won ton soup, egg rolls, chow mein, and fried meat of some kind like general tso's.

If I can make it to the store then I get a piece of meat to fry and some potatoes. Sometimes grocery store sushi. If not that then I go to the asian mart and buy a bunch of different kinds of sashimi and binge it all in a single go.

[Anonymous No.9446791]

[Anonymous No.9447121]

an entire bag of pasta, smothered in pasta sauce and cheese, doritos or pringles, blocks of kit kat, oven fries and diet coke.. all in the same day, chewed up and spat into a plastic bag so i don't hate myself too much (still do for being disgusting)

[Anonymous No.9447156]

>>9444100
May her soul rest in peace.

[Anonymous No.9447164]

>>9446791
>tfw no matter how depressed I get I will always be gluttonous

then again maybe I'm not depressed

[Anonymous No.9447264]

>>9442973
I used to go to Hooters whenever I had a bad day at work or something in life wasn't going well. But if things go well I go there with friends as a sort of celebration lunch/dinner. Lately things haven't been as good as they can be but I'd rather not go there because I want to keep it for good times. I just whip something up at home because when I'm upset I tend to not want to go out.

[Anonymous No.9447278]

>>9442973
chocolate
i hate having no self control over my chocolate intake

also cashews

[Anonymous No.9447289]

[Anonymous No.9447297]

Mostly whiskey and whatever delivery I can find in this scuffed small town. Or if I already know im going to be too drunk to feel feels anymore i'll get a bunch of nice Italian deli meats and build an epic sandwich

[Anonymous No.9447309]

>>9446791
spoonful of peanut butter is super underrated.
all the salt, fat, and protein you need to fuel your self-pitying spiral of sadness.

[Anonymous No.9447312]

>>9446486
I find a strange comfort in knowing im not the only one that goes to multiple fast food establishments for 1-2 particular items.When I do this I like to call this 'Fast Food Buffet'. Pls kill me

[Anonymous No.9447419]

>>9442973
a good burger with so much panceta and grilled onions +the normal stuff a burger can get

or ice cream

But then i remember im a poor 3rd worlder and have to keep on feeling like shit while eating rice with rice

[Anonymous No.9447441]

Potato foods eaten at night will help increase serotonin levels naturally as you sleep. Good eggs have the essential nutrients for your general well-being as well as help produce neurotransmitters, a precursor for serotonin.

Walnuts and proteins are great too

[Anonymous No.9448808]

Don't you die on me (op).

[Anonymous No.9448820]

>>9443077
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.9448821]

>>9444140
>tfw I actually do this

[Anonymous No.9449840]

>>9444911
Happy Rosh Hashanah fellow Hebro

[Anonymous No.9450791]

>>9442973
Oh! Oh! I know this one. I was fucking depressed as hell most of last year due to multiple family members dying.

I cooked greasy, fatty, salty food every day and ate about 4k calories over the course of 2-3 meals. I gained 40 pounds, and felt less shitty for the duration of me cooking and about 30 minutes afterwards.

Cooking horrible, unhealthy food is probably why I didn't start self harming.

Just thinking about all those sautéed mushrooms, fatty reductions, and beer still makes my mouth water a little.

[Anonymous No.9450798]

>>9443000
you aint never eaten pussy f a m

[Anonymous No.9450865]

Fuckhuge Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.9450881]

>>9444683
Full of feels...

[Anonymous No.9450882]

>>9448821

Me too man. Maybe once a year. I never buy them unless I intend on doing it because I can't stop eating them. Same with Fritos.

[Anonymous No.9450921]

>>9442973
Browned boneless chicken thighs smothered in cream of mushroom soup over rice or pasta.

[Anonymous No.9451929]

Two chili cheese dogs with no onion, add bacon, side of pickles, and a large cheese fry from portillo's.

[Anonymous No.9452101]

1. Nachos
2. White wine and potato chips
3. Dan dan noodles

[Anonymous No.9452108]

>>9446423
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9452114]

>>9452101
sour cream and onion potato chips to be specific, with like a Pinot Blanc, Pinot Gris or Sauvignon Blanc

[Anonymous No.9452117]

only time i ever ate out of sadness and frustration was a whole container of this

[Anonymous No.9452135]

>>9442973
I just had a date flake on me and I immediately went out and bought a hot n ready from little caesar's

Usually I just masturbate and cry

[Anonymous No.9452142]

Vegetals and fruit

[Anonymous No.9452262]

I don't eat.

[Anonymous No.9453090]

I go to taco bell and order half the menu or just a few days worth of food in one sitting. Eating is one of the few things I find pleasure in.

[Anonymous No.9453098]

Cheez-Its nigga

[Anonymous No.9453103]

>>9444140
good damn it thats me

[Anonymous No.9453213]

>>9443000
If you have to tell strangers on the internet you eat pussy, you probably don't eat pussy

[Anonymous No.9454302]

If youre really depressed you wont eat anything.

[Anonymous No.9454442]

>>9442973
I just continue eating on my diet because if you give in to the urge to eat random shit you just feel worse after the fact

[Anonymous No.9454899]

>>9442973
pelmeni

[Anonymous No.9454919]

>>9450921
add sour cream to the mix friend

[Anonymous No.9454930]

>>9442973
You know what I hate about you cunts? You always post about how you want to kill yourself, but most of you never fucking do. It's just attention whoring about your fucking depression. And no board seems to be safe from you fucking assholes either.

[Anonymous No.9455497]

>>9442973
Potato salad right out of the container

[Anonymous No.9456462]

>>9442973

A pint of Bem and Jerry's. Or a 3 course meal (appetizer, entree, dessert) alone at a $$ restaurant.

[Anonymous No.9457013]

>>9454930
Maybe you shouldnt enter a depression thread if you hate this stuff you fucking retard. One thread isnt avoidable.

[Anonymous No.9457188]

[Anonymous No.9457224]

>>9454930
you have extremely low emotional intelligence. try and weigh up the prospect of death and what it really means. as painful as this existence must be for some people, the alternative is absolutely terrifying.

[Anonymous No.9457460]

>>9443085
doritos

[Anonymous No.9457466]

MUST broil the top. otherwise no go.

[Anonymous No.9457469]

Test

[Anonymous No.9457574]

>>9457469
nice test!

[Anonymous No.9457887]

Usually a dinner for 2 from the local chinese place and a 12 pack of beer.

[Anonymous No.9457913]

Chili con queso with Doritos. I don't mean store bought queso either. We're talking half a brick of fake cheese, two cups of real cheese, green chilies, diced tomatoes and a can of your chili of choice. Dope ad

[Anonymous No.9459014]

>>9450798
He did say he gets chinese takeout

[Anonymous No.9459151]

I eat entire pizzas, multiple hamburgers, cheese sticks, taco bell, 12 packs of beer, etc. Like Bill said: "if you're feeling full, you're feeling something"

[Anonymous No.9459214]

>>9442973
I like pizza.

[Anonymous No.9459237]

Tramadol and elemental 028

[Anonymous No.9459543]

http://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sleep/foods-that-could-boost-your-serotonin

[Anonymous No.9460852]

Strawberries, blueberries, and honey cookies

[Anonymous No.9461551]

>>9442973

[Anonymous No.9461657]

Freschetta pizza and talenti gelato. And lots of taco bell

[Anonymous No.9461706]

Ayy Mr Safety

[Anonymous No.9461809]

Tortellinis with grated cheddar. Or I make a big fat burger with a lot of cheese. As long as it's cheesy, I'll consider it depression or comfort food

[Anonymous No.9462106]

Izzat some Cory Williams? I want to put my hoohoodilly in his chacha.
Otherwise, I'd settle for just eating that tub of instant noodles.

[Anonymous No.9462973]

>eating anything at all when depressed

Starve those badfeels out

[Anonymous No.9463129]

>>9450921
I should be smothered on my GF tights right now, but well, I decided to go to Britain instead
Fuck my life, I never felt worse in my life
Eating a full 2£ jar of Nutella atm

Pic very related

[Anonymous No.9463152]

Golden corral

[Anonymous No.9463166]

>>9463129
at least you have a GF anon.

[Anonymous No.9463206]

>>9463129
>he chose to go to britain

and im a britisher.

every american that i've met who spends more than a month in britian gets depressed as fuck

[Anonymous No.9463571]

>>9463206
Never said I'm burgero
I'm from Pastaland

[Anonymous No.9463592]

>>9442973

I hate my life so much

>Be me 4 years ago
>22 years old 5'6, 145lbs, nice head of hair
>7/10 looks although manlet but what can ya do
>in college studying chemistry and biology
>Good grades, making the most of the hand I was dealt, was planning to go to medical school
>9/10 girlfriend way out of my league, just a beautiful (and smart) girl that could be out of a fucking Hollywood film, was studying physics
>Cute pet (cat)
>Life is good, not fantastic, but good, I am happy.
>Then...
>Mom dies
>Girlfriend cheats on me a month later with our mutual friend (whose name is Chad and is 6'2 ironically)
>Cat gets run over
>Depression
>Grades decline and I drop out because I can't handle it anymore
>Fast forward to now
>5'6, 384lbs, balding, bad skin
>Live way out in bumfucking nowhere and no one delivers
>Drive into town and decide to dine in a restaurant because I want to comfortably eat a hot meal
>Decide on fish and chips with tartar sauce and a pepperoni and bacon pizza
>9/10 waitress is struggling to contain her laughter everytime she comes by because of what a pathetic loser I look like
>Talk to me condescendingly
>Ignores my question about an item on the menu
>Don't even go out to eat anymore

I fucking hate vain women so much but above all I hate myself. I just want to end it bros but I have a little sister who would be devastated and I'm financially supporting her through school. The the things I eat probably the most are frozen pizzas, or sometimes I will just buy pizza sauce, a big ass block of cheese one of those premade crusts, overload it with toppings and cheese, and then on the size large burger and fries with chips and/or chicken strips/fries/honey mustard

[Anonymous No.9463720]

>>9447289
Kinda sad no one here replied to the best post in the thread :^//

[Anonymous No.9463745]

>>9463592

Dude you're only 26 life hasn't begun yet. Move, join a gym and start eating right everything else will fall into place.

[Anonymous No.9464006]

[Anonymous No.9464216]

>>9452117
>tfw i ate frosting toast with this exact brand when i lived with my dad after the divorce

[Anonymous No.9464248]

I don't discriminate when it comes to eating if I'm depressed, but I'll usually gravitate towards burgers, pizza and chips (north american term, not fries)

[Anonymous No.9464762]

>>9442973
Weed and sushi.

[Anonymous No.9464823]

>>9442973
I buy about $150 worth of groceries then eat it in about two days.

[Anonymous No.9464869]

>>9442973
Those nights (see: "night" 4AM-10AM), I drive 10min to my local grocer and purchase some ribeye or porterhouse. No matter how much I hate being alive, I still enjoy a nice steak on the grill.
If you're feeling fancy and have a cast iron skillet, use a strip steak with kerigold butter, rosemary, thyme, and a couple garlic cloves.
Regardless of the overwhelming desire to cease existing, it's hard to be sad when eating a well prepared medium-rare steak.

[Anonymous No.9464873]

>>9463745
Just like your capacity to use punctuation hasn't.

[Anonymous No.9465010]

>>9442973
Drugs

[Anonymous No.9465124]

>>9442973
Fast food.
I eat fast food every day.

[Anonymous No.9465167]

>>9451929
ayyy illinois

usually huge taco bell orders or other fast food or delivery. although after a breakup I could barely get myself to eat and ended up losing like 20 pounds in 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.9465184]

>>9442973
cheesy mashed potatoes

it makes me warm inside

[Anonymous No.9465216]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYlL_EAU-Po

[Anonymous No.9465465]

>>9442973
Roast pork
Chinese style that golden crunch is the shit mane
But traditional one is also good.
Would eat for last meal desu

[Anonymous No.9465479]

>>9442973
Go to hungry jacks, buy a single cheeseburger and a frozen coke, sit on the window ledge and see the cars drifting trough trough darkness while the street lights ticking away

[Anonymous No.9465494]

hot chocolate