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Post high IQ foods

>> No.9439331

>>9439324
What an amazing thread.

>> No.9439334
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>> No.9439345
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Disliking Liver means your IQ is bellow 100

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>> No.9439370

>>9439324
I like how these taste but then I find half them are covered with nasty black patches that I can't help thinking is mold

>> No.9439384

>>9439345
I grew up absolutely hating liver, and it was served often because it was cheap.
Only recently gave it another try, cooking it myself for the first time ever, and wouldn't you know; it's pretty good when it hasn't been fried for a goddamned hour.
I wonder how many people think they dislike certain meats because they never had them cooked properly. Hell, I used to think porkchops were dry and nasty by default as well.

>> No.9439428

>>9439324
Activated almonds

>> No.9439490

>>9439384
Same, Anon.

We grew up poor and parents were always in a hurry to cook cheap food. I was lucky though, always had a meal to eat. Learned to experiment with spices from a young age.

>> No.9439500

>>9439324
>pitted
get that shit outta here

>> No.9439507

>>9439345
liver patte on toasted bread is the shit

>> No.9439521

>>9439428
Activated? How do you activate almonds?

>> No.9439526

>>9439384
It helps that the pork chops of our childhoods actually were more dry. In the 1980s, they bred pigs to be as lean as possible, which lead to terrible tasting meat. Now they've gone back to pigs with higher fat concentrations, it tastes way better.

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>>9439521
You'll know when it happens

>> No.9439560

Salmon belly
Homemade liver pate
Roasted bone marrow
Live Amaebi sashimi
Hamachi Kamal
Parisa
Fresh Artichoke, flavorfully steamed, or fresh baby artichokes fried
Asparagus
Every kind of edible mushroom, except psilocybin
Terrine
Boned, rolled chicken or turkey that's been stuffed
Being able to make ALL the mother sauces from scratch, plus their variants
Being able to cook eggs in multiple ways, particularly poaching, omelet, perfect scrambled, perfect fried, hollandaise, homemade mayonnaise, quiche, frittata

I'm sure I could think of more, but I'm tired of typing

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>>9439324

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>>9439324

>> No.9439685

>>9439668
Came here to post this

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>> No.9439962

>>9439324
since when does olives have IQ? shouldn't You be posting something like dolphin?

>> No.9439983

>>9439324
drain jar, pour olives into food processor, add salt, pepper, olive oil, capers, garlic, parsley, blend till finely chunky. tapenade. eat on bread

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Tea, obviously.

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I wonder if anyone has gotten a ticket for drinking this in public? I do all the time, sometimes even drink it at Whole Foods despite the signs saying not to, no one gives a fuck.

>> No.9440708

>>9440050
ausfag here. Is this thing juiced? kombucha is less than 0.5% here

>> No.9440710

>>9440050
damn bro you're a certified badass

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>>9440708
What happened as I recall is that in 2010 almost all of the bottled kombucha on the shelves got recalled because the alcohol content tested much higher than labeled. The eventually reformulated this brand as "GTs enlightened" which they claim is just as nutritious but low alcohol content. But it just doesn't taste the same, and people noticed, so a year later they made a 'classic" version labeled as an alcoholic beverage. To me it seems even stronger than the original version. Doesn't get you drunk no matter how much you drink, but the flavor is just super intense sometimes, like you're drinking some kind of powerful elixr.

>> No.9442299

Slow roasted tomatoes
Butter
Steak
Tuna
Brussels sprouts
Cabbage
Milk
Lettuce
Pineapple

>>9439560
>Live Amaebi sashimi
Anything alive makes you a savage.

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>>9439324
This stuffs pretty high IQ

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>>9442329
and this

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>>9442338
Its a naturally souced iron supplement

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>It has the word "choke" in it so that means I'm gonna choke on it! I'm not touching it hardy-har-har.

>>9442329
That's some good shit.

>> No.9442392

>>9442377
love artickoke's but i can never cook them right

>> No.9442410

>>9442392
They are a pain in the ass to the point where I refuse to. There are two unrelated species; one has cactus like spines. Both are expensive across the US and yield very little product.

If I'm hellbent on using the things it is much cheaper and doesn't waste my time or fingers to just get them jarred. The quality isn't enough to justify the suffering.

>> No.9442681

>>9442299
>anything alive makes you a savage

Better stop eating those fresh vegetables then, fucko.

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>>9439680
wat

>> No.9443205

>>9442410
I know what you meen.I might buy jarred,didn't realize they did them that way.

>> No.9443227

>>9439668
This but unironically. That's the best thing on the fucking menu and if you disagree you're obviously too retarded from eating all the beef proteins.

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>>9443227
*blocks your path*

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>> No.9444430

>>9443318
>McDouble

This was the nail in the coffin of the dollar menu. You should be ashamed.

>> No.9444431

>>9439521
Just soak 'em in water for an hour is what I've seen.

>> No.9444443

>>9443227
I only go for $1 sausage biscuits. I take them home and cook the eggs myself because a sausage biscuit with egg is $3.19 otherwise.

>> No.9444446

>>9439521
"activating" is germinating but not waiting for sprouts to appear.

>>9444431
You can't. The FDA requires pasteurization of almonds. Most you buy are permanently deactivated.

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Japanese sweet potatoes are superior to our orange and white/red shit.

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Durian, the king of fruits.

>> No.9444505

>>9439680
>just make sure you only eat one very thin toothpaste mint
oops that one was to thick, goodbye guests
oops that person had two, good bye child

>> No.9444521

>>9439324
Fuck off, Socrates.