Are mods Hebrew?

[Anonymous No.9398702]

Why are mods (((bacon))) loving Jewish rats?

[Anonymous No.9398715]

Why is moot a lanky Twink?

[Anonymous No.9398777]

>>9398715
who?

[Anonymous No.9398795]

>>9398777
That faggot kike from Facebook, I think

[Anonymous No.9398799]

>>9398702
Probably.

[Anonymous No.9398801]

>jewish
>eating pig

hmm... something doesn't add up here

[Anonymous No.9398808]

>>9398801
Jews still promote the consumption of pork for profit.
Where do you think the (((bacon))) on everything meme came from?

[Anonymous No.9398813]

>>9398808
epic meal time?

[Anonymous No.9398824]

>>9398808
>>9398813
what the heck. you were right

[Anonymous No.9398828]

Because it's /pol/shit outside of /pol/

[Anonymous No.9398836]

>>9398824
Or course I was. It always turns out to be a jew. Their spider webs reach far and wide

[Anonymous No.9398841]

>>9398702
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.9398846]

>>9398841
>>9398828
Newfags

[Anonymous No.9398851]

>>9398702
DESU bacon is dope fan and the only people I know that hate it or cant eat it are fucking autists from the 10th century dessert.

[Anonymous No.9398852]

>>9398846
/pol/ was never an original board. neither was /news/.

polite sage

[Anonymous No.9398855]

>>9398852
>Muh original anime boards

[Anonymous No.9398870]

>>9398855
hey, I'm not the one calling others newfags you fucking newfag reddit hipster beta cuck [insert buzzword]

polite sa-gay

[Anonymous No.9398873]

>>9398846
Go ride a trai/n/ to dicktown, cancer.

[Anonymous No.9398879]

>>9398870
>>9398873
Fuck off newfag, Rick and Morty watching scum.
>But muh South Park and bacon

[Anonymous No.9398883]

>>9398852
news was around before pol then it got removed and then it was reinstated a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.9398886]

>>9398879
mmm... work on your shitposting, that wasn't even bad-funny, let alone remotely genuine.

sog-ayy

[Anonymous No.9398888]

>>9398886
t. Professional shit posting newfag

[Anonymous No.9398892]

>>9398886
Kill yourself, kiddo

[Anonymous No.9398893]

>>9398888
kay, hun.

[Anonymous No.9398909]

>>9398892
Ok, why not...

I'm in my 40's now, married, straight guy, well except this, just for frame of reference.

>Be 13
>Have best friend Bill
>Bill and I are noticing girls
>no internet, so always scavaging for pornomags
>I find some old ones in my older brothers junk in the attic
>Share with Bill
>hormones rampant, Bill and I start jerking off together
>whose bigger, who comes first, shit like that
>It inevitably leads to jacking each other off
>It's bad. Our hang outs are literally naked roman jack off festivals.
>Before long, we start debating sucking each other
>Horny kids, we go for it

There is nothing worse than blowing your load in a friends mouth, then after horniness passes, it's "your turn". Anyway...

>It starts getting insane
>You know what's fair? 69'ing
>One day he dresses up in him Mom's bra, panties, heels, and a blonde wig his sister had from a halloween or theater

One Sunday, after hanging out with Bill, my Dad says we need to talk

>I can't hang out with Bill, because he has been accepted to a gifted kids school.
>He's leaving today
>and just like that, he was gone.

Fast forward 5 years

>Bill and I randomly end up at the same college
>Run into him, he's literally swishes when he walks
>K, pretty gay, whatever
>He says we should hang out
>I excuse, duck, dodge, for 4 years

Fast forward about 15 years

>My Mom is overmedicated for spinal degeneration
>It's like she has dementia
>I tell her that I bumped into Bill's Mom, she's well
>Mom calls me my Dad's name, and asks if I remember when Bill's Mom called them and said she walked in on Bill wearing her underwear and sucking Anon (me)?
>She then says how lucky we were that Anon (me) didn't turn out to be a faggot

So, there you go.

[Anonymous No.9398917]

>>9398909
not bad, popped a semi

[Anonymous No.9398949]

>>9398909
That's pretty rad, except for the whole "getting shoved back in the closet by your parents" thing

[Anonymous No.9398966]

>>9398949
Don't normalize faggotry, anon. It was horniness, not a lifestyle. They dun good.

[tHe cHeesemaker No.9398971]

>>9398909
Wow I've never seen this pasta b4

[Anonymous No.9398990]

>>9398893
he got quads, cant really argue with him

[Anonymous No.9399034]

>>9398909
Kek, I take back everything I said anon

[Anonymous No.9399082]

While the OP post is /pol/ shit, /ck/ has the worst fucking mods. I get banned for no reason all the time.

[Anonymous No.9399085]

>>9399082
It was pol shit, but it did add to the conversation in an educational way.
But yeah, fuck the mods

[Anonymous No.9399086]

I love the /ck/ mods.

[Anonymous No.9399155]

>>9399085
I'm not saying I totally agree with it resulting in a ban, I think politics is inevitable in discussions about food, all I am saying is that I can sort of understand it.

I've been given bans for bizarre, completely unexplainable reasons. Meanwhile /sip/ shit stays up 24/7.

[Anonymous No.9399170]

>>9398852
No but 4chan has always been full of politically incorrect humour.

[Anonymous No.9399184]

>>9399155
>Meanwhile /sip/ shit stays
Don't be causing shit about me sips m8

[Anonymous No.9399251]

>>9399155
The mods are dino tendies eating manchildren, they'll ban you for talking about wine, but not shitposting about /sip/ and fazoli's day and night