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"Hi, yes, can I get..."

>> No.9368008

"$65,000 in hotdogs"

>> No.9368011 [DELETED] 
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9368011

a hotter wife?"

>> No.9368016 [DELETED] 

>>9368005
".....credit for saving the world from a depression in 2008/09 with a side-order of universal haelth coverage and an extra order of butthurt-manchildren.......also a diet soda because I'm not a fat useless fuck"

>> No.9368019

>>9368016
>Would you like fries with that?

>> No.9368022

>>9368019
yes

>> No.9368027

>>9368016
>reddithepost

>> No.9368028

>>9368016
Would you like your receipt on the 1500 page book of campaign promises not kept, outright lies, logs of illegal spying on US citizens, drug dealers you pardoned for some weird reason, and list of basic rights of American citizens you took away?

>> No.9368034

>>9368016
He's not ordering at McReddit's.

>> No.9368038

>>9368016
you forgot the orange fool for dessert

>> No.9368040

>>9368011
It's okay. He has 2 daughters to fuck.

>> No.9368042
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>>9368027
>>9368028
>butthurt manchildren

>> No.9368052

>>9368011
Goddamn it Trump just stomps all over this guy in every regard.

>> No.9368058

>>9368008
fpbp

>> No.9368059

>>9368005
"Another camera pointing at me before I pretend to order something"

>> No.9368065

>>9368016
>saving the world from a depression
Literally nothing happened, I don't know what makes you say this.

>> No.9368074

Can american presidents really not afford quality food or shirts that fit properly?

>> No.9368077

>>9368005
I wonder what the secret service protocol is for things like this. like, when trump get's mcdonalds or kfc on the road do they send agents to scour the restaurant and watch over the food prep, or do they just send some normal person so they workers dont even know?

>> No.9368079

>>9368052
>His third wife that is a gold digging ho is better in every regard to a Harvard educated woman who can do quite a bit more than be photographed.

>> No.9368085

>>9368074
that's how straight men wear shirts in america. if it were any tighter it would look gay.

>> No.9368088

>>9368077
>they send agents to scour the restaurant and watch over the food prep,

That. Anthony Bourdain discusses it in one of his videos in which he met Obama in a restaurant in Vietnam (or maybe it was Thailand?)

>> No.9368087

>>9368079
>gold digging ho
Stay classy, libtard. This is why you lost once already.

>> No.9368097

>>9368088
even if it's someone grabbing takeout for the president? I guess they dont want to take the chance of winning the special mayo lottery by some punk worker.

>> No.9368108

>>9368097
I have no idea about grabbing takeout. They talked about when the president travels to a restaurant.

>> No.9368112

>>9368108
oh, yea I figured that. he came to my school to start his re-election bid in 2012 and they basically shut down the entire campus. it was a pain in the ass.

>> No.9368128

>>9368077
I've seen it in action a couple times, every street for miles is closed off from where the president is coming from up to the restaurant, with every cop in the county staked out at every stoplight and intersection. The entire city is literally shut down. School buses and everything is at a standstill because they cant announce this very far ahead of time. Then the president arrives in a convoy of about 20 SUV's. Its insane. That happens wherever the president goes.

>> No.9368136

>>9368079
>Millionaire model marries Billionaire
vs.
>Affirmative action degree marries affirmative action Politician

Hmmmm.... I wonder which is better.....

>> No.9368144

>>9368128
Same shit happened when Joe Biden made a surprise visit to a pizza joint in my neighborhood about 4-5 years ago.

>> No.9368157

>>9368128
And there's a lot more than that which happens behind the scenes. A guy I know (who is now retired) used to work as what was basically a "tactical locksmith" for the DoD. Whenever the president (or sufficiently high ranking congresscritter) would travel somewhere he was part of the security detail that would visit wherever they were going in advance. The secret service would need to inspect every room, the contents of every drawer, cabinet, you name it, to see if there were any hidden weapons, explosives, etc. This guys job was to get into any locked rooms/containers so the explosives team could check for bombs.

He would often point out that this would happen not just for official business, but also if, say, a senator was visiting and decided they wanted to go shopping. BAM, security detail has to hit all the shops before senator so-and-so sets foot there.

>> No.9368169

Why do people dislike him so much? I thought he was a pretty average president. Not below average, but not above average either. I don't understand the hatred or the adoration.

>> No.9368174
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>>9368079
>fights for women's rights
>calls more successful attractive woman gold digging whore

>> No.9368181

>>9368005
I wonder if Barack tips extra wherever he goes because of the stereotypes. I have a Jewish friend who always overpays when we split a bill because he got tired of us memeing him about it

>> No.9368185

>>9368181
You think he actually pays?

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>>9368016
>also a diet soda because I'm not a fat useless fuck
You and I both know Obama is pigging out on some Italian Beef nigga

>> No.9368187

>>9368181
Yea, he and trump both tip $100 every tiime.

>> No.9368197

>>9368185
I have literally seen video footage of it so yeah, this isn't communist Russia

>> No.9368200
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Liberals and Conservatives are equally retarded, this thread sucks and doesn't belong here. I hope I get permabanned for even posting in it.

>> No.9368203

>>9368187
I don't know if you're joking but I would believe this

>> No.9368206

>>9368203
im not joking. maybe not every time, but I know i've read about both them giving a $100 bill to the busboy.

>> No.9368213

>>9368200
>this thread sucks and doesn't belong here
Uh hello, it's about Obama ordering food from Five Guys??

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>>9368200
>Liberals and Conservatives are equally retarded
fully agreed fellow centrist! how can all these sheeple not see how stupid they are and be more like us and refuse to commit to a viewpoint

>> No.9368218

>>9368028
Did you mean to ask Trump that?
>fuck off nazi

>> No.9368223

>>9368213
Really? All I see is a lot of bitching about whether he or President Trump is the better president. That and stupid potshots at both.

>> No.9368228
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9368228

>this is delicious

>> No.9368236

>>9368217
other political ideologies exist beyond liberal, conservative, and centrist, you know. I'm an anarcho primitivist paleo libertarian socialist for instance

>> No.9368237
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9368237

>"I got the nobel peace prize, niggers!"

>> No.9368238

>>9368217
>Obama becomes president
>I still make the same amount of money
>not worried about losing job
>already had good healthcare before Obamacare
>Trump becomes president
>I still make the same amount of money
>not worried about losing job
>already had good healthcare with or without Obamacare

I got mine, the rest of you can get fucked.

>> No.9368240

>>9368223
That's because anons can't put aside their /pol/ views for all of 2 seconds. How can one control that?

>> No.9368245

>>9368005
A McChicken. The best fast food sandwich out there.

>> No.9368246

>>9368238
>money is everything
right then

>> No.9368247

>>9368228
Shit dude, is that from when Wendy's had biggie fries? Fuck, those were so comfy.

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>>9368238
rude

>> No.9368255
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>>9368217
Are you implying that it's bad to consolidate ideas from both sides rather than just lean one way or the other for the sake of 'committing to a viewpoint'? Keep dreaming. And aside from that, I'm able to have an unbiased, non-triggerable perspective that both sides fail to see because they're too set in their ways. I'm flexible. I'm adaptable. And I'm outside the box, despite what your babby's first b8 image may imply. When the revolution hits, Liberals and Conservatives will kill each other while I watch and laugh.

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>>9368240

>> No.9368259

>>9368240
Not posting a bait thread, which this is, for one thing.

>> No.9368261

>>9368005
Regular cheeseburger
Everything on it
Regular fries
Regular soda
All the free peanuts I can eat
All the for the low low price of $17.50

>> No.9368269

>>9368016
Obama has his issues, but I'd still take him over Orange Fool any day.

>> No.9368277

>>9368237
what a fucking joke that was and I don't even hate the guy