/alc/ - Alcoholic General

[Anonymous No.9352718]

Didn't see a thread here so thought I'd start one. Got 2 bottles of champagne and a bottle of vodka earlier. What are you drinking /ck/?

[Anonymous No.9352721]

Nothing today. Left my drinks at my buddy's house, and no car. I have half a bottle of wine left that belongs to my sister, but there's no point in drinking that because I won't even feel it.

Would kill for a 12 pack today to go with the wine. I have the money, too, which is rare. But just not the means to get to a package store.

[Anonymous No.9353075]

bump

[Anonymous No.9353085]

>>9352718
?

[Anonymous No.9353163]

Relaxing with this.

[Anonymous No.9353168]

>>9352721
Post on craigslist for someone to deliver it to you for a fee

[Anonymous No.9353236]

Water. It's 8 AM

[Anonymous No.9353248]

>>9353236
So... waiting til 8:30 ?

[Anonymous No.9353253]

NEED a whore gf

[Anonymous No.9353273]

>>9353253
Human females have been selectively bred over centuries for their ingenuity and logical prowess

[Anonymous No.9353286]

Floor anon here here we go again

[Anonymous No.9353292]

>>9353286
Whats your love affair with the floor all about mate?

[Anonymous No.9353322]

>>9353292
not him but there is both a physical and symbolic comfortableness in being as low as you can get.

it means there is no falling left.

[Anonymous No.9353330]

>>9353322
I follow.

[Anonymous No.9353346]

who /kilju/ here?

>not as much hassle as distilling
>no risks of fires or explosions
>not illegal
>cheap
>gets the job done

[Anonymous No.9353349]

>>9353346
better than carrot liquor, probably.

[Anonymous No.9353350]

>>9352718
Alcoholic here. On day 2 of no drinking. It sucks total shit.but I am through with this.

[Anonymous No.9353355]

>>9353349
>carrot liquor
wtf

[Anonymous No.9353361]

>>9353350
No withdrawals?

Good luck m8, the anhedonia part sucks but it doesn't suck nearly as much as a lifetime of sickness and anxiety.

[Anonymous No.9353363]

>>9353361
this. after the withdrawals are over the relief of not having crippling anxiety and insomnia and nausea feels like a vacation though. its bliss in its own way.

[Anonymous No.9353409]

>dream for hours that I've got gallons of delicious, freshly-iced glacier water, flowing liberally from a delicious Alp, cascading through my room via a waterfall next to my bed; it's delicious, fresh, hydrating goodness swelling every cell in my body with exquisite, frosty, mineral-rich water nomminess
>wake
>mouth is drier than a cremated lizard left in the Saharan desert sun
>try to sleep regardless of entire body shutting down due to withdrawal, dehydration and ferocious lethargy
>30 mins later, entire body has turned to salt and sand
>drag self desperately to nearest tap
>full blast, open mouth, absorb the FUCK out of its soothing goodness
>move mattress to kitchen; I WILL NEVER AGAIN BE SO FAR FROM YOU, WONDERFUL WATER
>drink 40% ABV diuretic to celebrate

Me.
Yeah, me.
You.
Yeah, you.
Kill me.
Please.
Make this end.

[Anonymous No.9353430]

>>9353409
Why do you let yourself get so dehydrated? Is it that hard to fill up a big jug of water and put it next to whatever you sleep on? Im not criticizing you, just aghast that you let yourself suffer so

[Anonymous No.9353441]

>>9353409
I've had those Alps mineral water dreams as well. Multiple times.

There was one time were I actually had the sense to get a bottle and put in in the fridge so I woke up to actually having delicious bottled water to drink. Just wobbled to the fridge and back to bed with a 1.5L.

Absolutely magnificent.

[Anonymous No.9353444]

>>9353430
It's always empty. I have a 5L bottle by my bed, but I only move once every few days. The water is so frequently gone and it's really hard to get more ;_;

[Anonymous No.9353449]

>>9353441
At least the dreams are delicious. And their consequences stink less than the 'ahhh, blissful nearby toilet' dream.
Kill me.

[Anonymous No.9353455]

>>9353449
kek, i've had those as well

[Anonymous No.9353465]

>>9353409
If you use these you can drink while laying on your back without moving.

They're lifesavers.

[Anonymous No.9353495]

>When you drown 300ml and don't feel shit
>Some other day you drown the same amount and get real buzzed

magic

[Anonymous No.9353503]

>That feeling when you're dehydrated as shit when you wake up and start drinking water
Holy shit it's so good, water never tastes better

[Anonymous No.9353507]

>>9353503
>when you literally feel the water flooding your raisin brain

[Anonymous No.9353522]

>drink some 94%
>listen to music at high volume
>everything feels right
why can't real life feel like this?

[Anonymous No.9353534]

>>9353522
Because humans are naturally selected to be unsatisfied because that provides a greater evolutionary benefit than happiness.

[Anonymous No.9353550]

>>9353534
Nah it doesn't. We suffer because we can't just chill; we insist on meddling.

[Anonymous No.9353552]

>>9353534

I'll second this. I've never been is better shape physically then when I was in the most hellish period of my life.

[Anonymous No.9353601]

>try to drink only 8.4% for 2 days
>bloated, twitchy, uncomfortable, barely tipsy
>buy vodka
>down a bottle
>feelsokman
>drink another 2 over next few hours
>omfg, this is what life is for
>5mg lorazepam
>feel like the Buddha
>wake
>contemplate suicide
>more vodka, couple of diazepam and 400mg tramadol
>I AM JESUS
>wake
>contemplate suicide
>on my second bottle, heroin en-route
Sure feels sustainable

[Anonymous No.9353647]

>551 days sober
>think every day about drinking
>every bar I drive past calls my name
>I love you, I whisper under my breath
>remember all the miserable hangovers
>remember the drunk driving accidents
>remember the maxed-out booze credit cards
>remember the drunken suicide attempts
>Damn it'd be nice to have a drink.

[Anonymous No.9353656]

>>9353601
The crash is always equally shitty to how good the high is. You're a mess. Anyone in your life that can help you dig yourself out?

[Anonymous No.9353759]

>>9353550
That's what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.9353766]

>>9353601
Smirnoffbro?

[Anonymous No.9353772]

>>9353647
I have pre-emptive diarrhoea when I think about drinking. It's been a few times now, when I have an opening (I'm living with family, occasionally go back home alone) and feel like drinking.
I have no idea where this comes from. Do I unconsciously forget my pancreas juice pills with a meal? Does my body purposefully remind me my pancreas is fucked and I can't drink?

[Anonymous No.9353774]

>>9353647
>551 days

Very impressive. I haven't gone longer than a month in decades. Stick with it m8

[Anonymous No.9353808]

>>9353772
ive heard coke addicts say the same thing (in rehab). there is a term for it called euphoric recall. its associating something with a remembered pleasurable result, and your nervous system prepares for it, or "remembers" it. pretty interesting stuff if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.9353815]

>>9353647
people like you give us some hope that it can be done. i struggle with just saying "fuck it i know what will happen but i dont care i just want to get loaded right now"

whats your coping strategy?

[Anonymous No.9353837]

>get 4 days hammered in a row at parties till i puke
>first day home alone
>decide to get wasted

maybe im taking this too far

[Anonymous No.9353838]

>>9353647
I just did the math and I'm at 531.

>Damn it'd be nice to have a drink.
Yea, but it's never just one. It's a goddamn shitshow is what it is. It's a pretty easy decision to make every day now.

[Anonymous No.9353843]

>>9353409
I've had dreams like this dozens of times. I'd drink gallons of water in the dreams, but it was never enough. I would then wake up horribly dehydrated and chug 1L of water or milk. Drinking milk was fucking amazing during those times, and it's better than water due to the electrolytes and vitamins and shit.

Even sober (since Friday the 18th), I've been having trouble staying properly hydrated because my focus is back to hardcore levels and I get so immersed in things that I neglect myself. This is mostly a problem at work because I love what I do (CNC machinist) and I've had some really enjoyable jobs these past few weeks. It's often around 80F in the shop, so I sweat most of the day.

[Anonymous No.9353849]

>>9353843
Sweating like that daily is actually good for you as long as you replace electrolytes. good way to remove toxins.

[Anonymous No.9353862]

Hello guys, need more beer I think, also drinking free wine as a chaser

[Anonymous No.9353866]

>>9352718
>Be Me
>Be alcoholic for like 5 years
>Only be sober for a grand total of 3 months spread out over this time
> half litre to liter per day even on work days
>Quit like a month ago and dont change diet at all

Ive lost 20 pounds and have in the last week gotten with more girls than I did all of last year.

Being an alcoholic is overrated.

[Anonymous No.9353867]

>>9353862

bitterburger

[Anonymous No.9353871]

>>9353866
lucky bastard

[Anonymous No.9353872]

>>9353862
also smashed my little finger while closing muh fridge, it hurts like hell and is bruising under the nail
fml

[Anonymous No.9353892]

Very classy vodka

[Anonymous No.9353895]

>>9353815
I was in denial for years about my alcoholism. I honestly believed I could some how manage it. But I couldn't stay sober. Anytime I swore it off, I would relapse.
The moment I got honest, and admitted I had a problem, was the moment I could finally do something about it.

tl;dr: you can only fix a problem if you know (and admit) that you have one.

[Anonymous No.9353908]

>>9353871
Im sorry dude but how is it lucky to have wasted 5 years of my best years of my youth (22 - 27) being an alcoholic?

[Anonymous No.9353912]

>>9353772
I sometimes get panic attacks when I think I might start withdrawing but when I pay close attention it's way milder than I build it up to be.

[Anonymous No.9353915]

>>9353908
you smashed some poon with multiple fems recently. i havent got any since 2010

[Anonymous No.9353926]

>2.5 hours till my local supermarket starts advertising its booze offers for September.

very excited. basically it determines if I'm going to be concentrating on beer, wine or whisky this month.

[Anonymous No.9353930]

>>9353867
hey it's free beer, a friend of mine was leaving to study in lithuania and she loaded off a bunch of her food and drinks at my place because she is subletting her place to another person while she is gone. Lots of free beer and wine, awesome

[Anonymous No.9353936]

>>9353930
Yeh, hell if its free thats great. Bitburger is bitter but its made of quality ingredients. I have bought it a few times in the past. Its not bad tasting.

[Anonymous No.9353938]

>>9353915
Ah thanks dude.

Yeah I think its just about my healthier appearance. Ive always been decent at socializing, not really a pickup artist or anything though. But jsut being able to socialize and having a healthy appearance and not getting blackout ridiculous, its actually pretty easy and fun.

It definitely gets easier for guys as we approach and ride out our 30s. I dont want to sound like an r9k incel faggot but there is some truth to girls starting to freak out about their age and looking at healthy potential partners as more appealing rather than just loud bros as they approach this age.

[Anonymous No.9353940]

>>9352718
I'm throwing up blood help me

[Anonymous No.9353948]

>>9353938
This.

Im 30, average build and looks and late 20s girls are ridiculously easy to get simply because I have a decent job, I keep myself clean, and I can socialize.

[Anonymous No.9353951]

>>9353346
Kilju is the best :D

[Anonymous No.9353959]

>>9353940
what did u drink anon

also its probably just ur stomach lining taking a dump because it knows ur a sensitive bitch

[Anonymous No.9353962]

>>9353940
post pics

[Anonymous No.9353976]

>>9353346
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.9353985]

>>9353959
Nothing today past night a bottle of rum 2 bottles of wine and 12 cans of beer split between me and my mate

[Anonymous No.9353997]

>>9353985
i mean i drink a lot and i can drink all my mates under the table but how do you get to this point and still be able to basic human functions because id be beyond fucking gone

i mean fuck like what the hell

[Anonymous No.9354001]

>>9353940
Is it like clumps of blood? or just straight up throwing up blood like projectile vomiting. Neither are very good but if it's just clumps it might just be your stomach lining. Oh and if it's the former you're most likely dying

[Anonymous No.9354008]

>>9353997
I don't have basic human functions i just stumble about the place mumbling gibberish constantly and always piss all over myself and shit or just shitpost on 4 chan I'm pretty suicidal but luckily my freinds keep me alive

[Anonymous No.9354012]

>>9353912
Part of my withdrawal anxiety was fear of withdrawal and nightmares.
I used to panic at the smallest belly ache too.
I had doctors told me I had a fart in my digestive track, not a starting pancreatitis. Yes, pluralised doctors, heppened on several occasion.

>>9353985
Red wine? It can look like blood.

[Anonymous No.9354022]

>>9354001
Its like a mix of bile and blood

[Anonymous No.9354024]

>>9353346
Can anyone link me to a good a brewing guide

[Anonymous No.9354027]

>>9354012
White wine

[Anonymous No.9354034]

fuck, getting sleepy. almost felll asleep while catching up with the threa

[Anonymous No.9354072]

>>9353292
I sleep and sit on the floor

[Anonymous No.9354099]

>>9353938
Thank God for that biological clock I guess

[Anonymous No.9354105]

>>9354072
Where do you go poo?

[Anonymous No.9354129]

So how long does it usually take to get used to whiskey? I'm currently sipping on some I'd gotten as a present, and while the first few sips made me wanna puke I'm finding myself slowly getting used to it

[Anonymous No.9354143]

>>9354129
not long

after 1 bottle it will feel like something you always get pissed on

[Anonymous No.9354157]

>>9353862
you are using wine as a chaser to beer? why?

[Anonymous No.9354181]

>>9354143
Sweet, I hope I can get a good taste for it since I really could use a strong drink to sip on for some evenings

[Anonymous No.9354186]

>>9354129
You will find your tastes in liquor are aquired and go in phases.

There was a time where I would get a bottle of jack, pour some into a short glass neat and be able to comfortably sip on it. I could enjoy the flavor enough to want to do it. Now I can do the same but with gin and cant drink whiskey. Gin is starting to taste ugly too though, have been drinking blended scotches like Cutty Sark more.

Drink what you like, just make sure you like it.

The only meme liquors that no one in their right mind drinks straight for enjoyment is cheap tequilla, vodka of any caliber, and sugary liqueurs.

>Inb4 vodka is awesome you just havent had good vodka

Its water mixed with ethanol and a subtle taste of potaoe, wheat, or grain. Its garbage fuck off. Its only common in some countries because it is so cheap. Literally a sack of potatoes even in a high end supermarket in America costs a few bucks and with a bit of time you can turn it into vodka. It also mixes well, this is why it is popular.

[Anonymous No.9354273]

>>9354186
I don't think I've ever even tried to drink vodka for enjoyment, always just been something to get hammered on for a party or something. I'll need to try it but yeah, can't really imagine it being that good for a quiet evening drink.

[Anonymous No.9354337]

>>9354186
Good vodka can be good, but they're expensive, and often not worth it compared to gin/whiskey/etc
They're all acquired tastes.

[Anonymous No.9354375]

Who /hair of the dog/ here?

[Anonymous No.9354380]

>>9354375
what

[Anonymous No.9354399]

>>9354380
I woke up 15 mins ago feeling sick and I've since had 2 deep drinks and feel great.

[Anonymous No.9354400]

>>9354375
I don't have work on sundays so I start as soon as I wake up instead of after work, does that count

[Anonymous No.9354412]

>>9354400
Sure I suppose. It's Monday morning here though :^)

[Anonymous No.9354463]

>>9354380
Hair of the dog that bit you is a term used to describe drinking alcohol to get rid of the negative effects caused by drinking alcohol. it originated in ancient england as a medical treatment. they had various bizarre and entirely uneffective remedies for illness back then. If you got bit by a dog and were injured or sick, this particular "recipe" for wellness included getting a hair from that dog to be included with other ingredients.

[Anonymous No.9354490]

I've got 30 .25mg alprazolam, it's been 25 hours since my last drink. How do I use these to taper off? I feel fine atm.

I've been drinking 8-10, 16oz PBRs a night for the last 2 years, and was drinking a 1.75 of taaka every 2 days previous to that. I started drinking in 2007.

[Anonymous No.9354495]

Listening to the Beach Boys drinking gin & 7up

Good times

[Anonymous No.9354500]

>10 ish pounds overweight
>could lose it ez
>can't stop drinking

[Anonymous No.9354505]

>>9354380
underage ban

[Anonymous No.9354515]

>>9354500
>Texshit
>overweight

No surprise

[Anonymous No.9354529]

How does vodka taste like? I wanna get into drinking liquor but I dunno if it's too risky. I already drink lots of beers and wine.

[Anonymous No.9354535]

>>9354529
Stick to beer and wine

[Anonymous No.9354553]

Getting comfy with a box of this

[Anonymous No.9354562]

>>9354535
Yeah maybe that's better. I don't drink every day but I enjoy it when I do. If I get into liquor I will probably be drunk all the time, not to mention that they are fucking expensive.

[Anonymous No.9354589]

>>9354553
>>9353862
And I'm sitting here drinking 5.0 like a pleb, since I only get money tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9354633]

>>9354553
I'm to retarded to post pictures correctly

>>9354589
Do you mean that beer out of the red cans?
Shit's cash, i'd trade mine for that, its actually better than most fancy beers

[Anonymous No.9354669]

>>9354633
Red is export, I have black so normal Pils. It's better than most cheap beers, but have been drinking too much of it recently

[Anonymous No.9354711]

>>9354024
It's just sugar, water and yeast in a clean container with an airlock.

[Anonymous No.9354712]

>>9352718
i am not drink

[Anonymous No.9354754]

>>9354375
Woke up at 5pm after a night of drunk bicycling around, and immediately went for the hair of the dog that bit me. Still drinking a double every half hour so I don't feel like total shit.

[Anonymous No.9354762]

>>9354157
Because I can and Bitburger is terrible

Lol I fell asleep for some hours rthere

[Anonymous No.9354776]

>>9354024
Get some turboyeast and follow the instructions on the packet.

25 liters of 15+% sugar wine will cost you less than ten bucks.

[Anonymous No.9354784]

>>9352718
>2 bottles of champagne
I only got drunk on champagne once, it gave me the worst headache I've ever had. Thought I was having a stroke. Also gave me the keyhole shits.

[Anonymous No.9354790]

>>9354784
champagne is great with breakfast/brunch for a few glasses but after that you should switch rapidly.

[Anonymous No.9354795]

>>9354711
I added slices of slightly rotten apples to mine but I'm not sure if this actually did anything.

[Anonymous No.9354808]

Have a doctors appointment in 8 hours but can't stop drinking that Bitburger right now, it honestly isn't that bad after a couple of bottles

[Anonymous No.9354815]

>>9354795
It does depending on the yeast. Something extra can function as yeast nutrient, some add tomato paste.

If you use turbos the nutrients are generally included in the packet though.

[Anonymous No.9354937]

>>9353766

[Anonymous No.9354948]

>>9354937
You should give peas a chance desu.

[Anonymous No.9354959]

>>9353926
That gif is so cute that I'm almost happy to be alive.

[Anonymous No.9355027]

2 days sober after 9 weeks straight drinking 8-9% IPAs / IIPAs at least 12 some times 20 a night.

Not. Feeling. So. Good.

Made a promise to the girlfriend i would stop for 2 weeks. All i can think about now is going to get some beer and drinking until i pass out to shut up the incessant thoughts in my head when i am sober.

[Anonymous No.9355119]

It is technically my.birthday when I wake up
What should i drink by myself

[Anonymous No.9355122]

>tfw have never been uncontrollable piss drunk despite drinking almost 5 times a week now
Yet people say thats still alcoholism.
Sure its a bad habit but at least im not dying every day

[Anonymous No.9355171]

>>9354490
if you arent feeling withdrawls by now you probably wont need to take any of the pills

[Anonymous No.9355177]

>>9355027
naltrexone and campral are two medications you should read about. i take naltrexone and it helps cravings a whole lot. couldnt make it longer than a week before. now i can go 2 or 3 weeks without drinking, regularly

[Anonymous No.9355270]

>>9354529
MOOOODS THIS GUY IS 12

[Anonymous No.9355319]

do you gets feel bad when you don't get carded? i just turned legal a while ago and was already feeling insecure about my regular visits

[Anonymous No.9355522]

kinda worried guys.

I'm a beer drinker. I usually kill a 6 pack of 6-7% beer a night and drink a twelver on the weekend.

Just finished dinner and immediately had this nasty, yellow shit. I didn't even drink today.

First time I've had one like that, should I be worried? I read fatty, yellow stools are a sign of liver problems.

I'm not usually a daily drinker, but I got laid off and have few responsibilities so I've been hitting it pretty hard. I've never had shit like that before. I'm 25 and have been drinking pretty heavily since 18-19

[Anonymous No.9355525]

Fuck, my mom's on a bender again. 99% sure she's mixing pills with her alcohol, she's completely delusional. Thinks people are sneaking into her room, she drank like fucking 4 bottles of wine and then blacked out, woke up and told me it was my fault and that I was a liar and that I must have broken into the padlocked garage somehow and stolen them.

[Anonymous No.9355658]

>>9355522
i would taper down and back off while you have the chance. it's relatively easy with beer.

in my experiece shit gets real when you start drinking lukewarm liquor neat in the mornings

[Anonymous No.9355701]

>>9355658
Think I got anything to worry about m8? I stick to beer because I know liquor will kill me and i have zero self control with it.

I'm thinking it might have been something I ate because I got the shit immediately after I ate. I definitely have soft stools from drinking but this was the first of this color.

[Anonymous No.9355705]

who /gotworkinthemorningbutstillboozing/

[Anonymous No.9355714]

>>9355522
did you eat a lot of carrots? or anything with food coloring? If not, I would go to a doctor about it.

[Anonymous No.9355734]

>>9355701
My non-expert opinion is that you have something to worry about a bit but not terribly so. I get all kinds of weird shits when I've been hitting the booze too hard but they return to normal when I sober up and live clean and healthy.

I'd take it as a semi-early warning call that you need to clean your act up. There's ultimately very little that is good about this lifestyle/addiction.

[Anonymous No.9355761]

>>9355705
>work
no thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.9355768]

>>9355705
Nothing worse. time seems to accelerate rapidly. You cant flip the switch to off and just go to sleep. No, you must keep your buzz going. And there will be hell to pay soon.

[Anonymous No.9355775]

>>9355525
Sucks. Sorry you have to put up with that nonsense. If you wanna make lemonaide from the situation, at least you will provide your kids ample reasons to be very careful with alcohol and drugs.

[Anonymous No.9355814]

>blow my last possible bit of cash
>go visit brother
>down Bourbon and Peach Fourlokos every other moment for 2 days.
I need to get home.
I am 90 miles from home.
Low on gas again, and wife doesnt need to know im trying to resurrect some gnomes.
She is already getting dogtags made in memory of the squirrel.
PLease give me the strength to hustle up some money, ignore my massive mood issues and cravings at least for the first few days.
I need to go home

[Anonymous No.9355856]

Alright laddies, just moved into an apartment with old college buddies and we need a good, cheapish, bourbon to keep around.
Suggestions?
Bonus points for anything with honey.

[Anonymous No.9355861]

>>9355714
>On Saturday I had some chinese and then a bunch, and I mean a lot, of red beans and rice. I haven't eaten beans in a long time and they cleared me out big time.

Today I had a turkey sausage wake up wrap and a coffee from Dunkin, later around 3 made and egg/veggie quesadilla. For Dinner had 1/2 baked chicken breasts and some tomatoes/chicken breast with a few cookies for desert.

I'm wondering if it might have been the beans? I got the urge to shit immediately after dinner so I wonder if the beans are just doing their magic, but I don't think it's normally yellow like that. The shit was brown, but when I wiped it was yellowish.

Sorry for all the gross info here, just worried is all. Gonna taper next few days and try and quit anyways..

[Anonymous No.9355863]

>>9352718
Nothing faggot in three days I'll have four months clean out the bottle down and go to a meeting

[Anonymous No.9355866]

>>9355856
Ancient Age.

Cheap and solid. Old Crow ain't bad either.

[Anonymous No.9355989]

Well guys I'm on shit myself every half hour of all the food I ate to get better day of my withdrawals, this is usually the last day before I start being semi-functional again. Lost my new job though, and have to move. At least I can feel normal for a bit before I'm struggling to sell all my shit and stressing the fuck out wanting to drink everyday day. I really can't give in again, no time to lay in the floor dying again for two days.

[Anonymous No.9356031]

>>9353601

[Anonymous No.9356095]

Just spilled beer on my keyboard again. It's a real pain to take all the keys off and put them back on.

[Anonymous No.9356101]

>>9353346
>distilling illegal

Third world tier.

[Anonymous No.9356117]

>>9354500
Me except 17kg.

I was 67 before I started drinking a lot now I'm staying at 84.

[Anonymous No.9356267]

>>9355122
It's not about being piss drunk, it's about being addicted and unable to stop.
Try not drinking for two weeks, see how it goes.

>>9355522
>I read fatty, yellow stools are a sign of liver problems.
I thought it was the pancreas. Result is also a painful death anyway.
>>9355701
Food takes 24 to 72h to transit through the digestive track.

>>9355814
>im trying to resurrect some gnomes
You wot m8?

[Anonymous No.9356301]

>>9352718
Aged rum.
Couldn't be fucked to read anything else besides "Aged rum"

[Anonymous No.9356354]

>>9356117
kek, exactly the same here.
The fast food doesn't help either

[Anonymous No.9356454]

Need advice, been three weeks sober but my sleep schedule is totally fucked up. Been staying up till 6-7am and waking up around 2-3pm.

It's going to be impossible to get a job like this. I already missed couple interviews and calls last week, and have one today at 12pm it's 4:40am right now. I have to take two aptitude exams for the interview, I know if sleep I won't wake up. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.9356486]

What's the beer that you ever had?

[Anonymous No.9356489]

>>9356486
Best beer*

[Anonymous No.9356498]

>>9356486
Some unknown beer from some small unknown brewery

[Anonymous No.9356504]

>>9356486
Duvel triple hop

[Anonymous No.9356512]

Floor anon here
I feel empty inside
Very sad
I really just want this world to end

[Anonymous No.9356603]

I can't drink my vodka fast enough.
I've been up all night (7am now), and I can't work up enough of a buzz to feel even the slightest bit tired. Probably just gonna be a daydrunk piece of shit

[Anonymous No.9356624]

Oh God no, please

[Anonymous No.9356659]

Hi.
I come from /r9k/
I'm fairly confident that this "Smirnoffbro" of whom you speak has gone completely insane and is running crazy throughout the entirety of 4chan
>>>/gif/11157999
Do something.

[Anonymous No.9356678]

>>9356659
>Do something.
Why? We're just happy he's still alive

[Anonymous No.9356747]

>>9356659
whats new?

[Anonymous No.9356826]

>>9356747
>>9356678
>>9356659
Lol.
He's nice though. Leave it.

[Anonymous No.9356834]

>>9356603
It is now 9am, still no sleep. About to make some mother fucking cheese eggs and dry toast, stoked. Still not drunk yet, but definitely making some headway.

[Anonymous No.9356846]

>>9356834
How to into dank scrambled eggs.
Step one, take hotboy jr. for a walk while ya smoke a boge. Also take three shots in immediate succession.

[Anonymous No.9356849]

>>9356834
Cooking takes way too much time and effort, just smash the eggs into a glass and drink it.
You're not losing any calories or nutrients, you're just getting them faster and directly

[Anonymous No.9356853]

>>9356849
Dude you have no idea how many eggbeers I have had. Don't even start... I still have eggs left.

[Anonymous No.9356863]

>>9356853
People meme about cereal with breakfast, but cereal has stupid poison sugar in it. vodka and eggs taste like FUCKING SHIT, but it's nutritious at least.

[Anonymous No.9356865]

>>9356846
Step 2 listen to Korean rap the whole time
Step 3 heat pan (obvi)
Step 4 whip the fuck out of your 6 cracked eggs w/ milk a lil water (4steam), and then po' up and go up.
Step 5 stir often and try not to put dicks in your mouth ya dingus

[Anonymous No.9356869]

>>9356863
My gf hates eggs that's why I'm making them WHILE HER WHORE ASS IS ASLEEP. Go back to bed.

[Anonymous No.9356889]

>>9356863
You know what, I read that wrong. I am sorry anon. My dad didn't talk to me enough when I was younger and it projects when I see any sort of mild disapproval.
Stay awake, homeboy.

[Anonymous No.9356893]

>>9356889
I wasn't disapproving you I was disapproving vodka cereal, which sucks, it's fucking horrible.
At least vodka and eggs go down quick and hopefully won't come back up, would hate to waste that booze

[Anonymous No.9356922]

>>9356893
>>9356893
I would never waste booze, we're in agreement on that one. Here's my eggs/ dry toast if anyone cares. Gonna smoke half a cigarette and body 5 more shooters of the potato juice before I chow down.

[Anonymous No.9357061]

>>9356865
post korean rap

[Anonymous No.9357123]

>>9353322
I feel this way as well.

[Anonymous No.9357139]

>>9356922
It's been a long time since I had one of those weird night into morning drinking fests. They always happened randomly and unannounced. Now I just pound vodka and pass out if I notice it's getting late.

[Anonymous No.9357164]

>>9353908
>>9353915
Lol I'm 27 and I've never gotten any, get on my level. Oh wait, you literally can't.

[Anonymous No.9357174]

Starting my day with a 24oz can o rainier, gonna keep it going with a redd's black cherry and a mike's orange soda, then a few twisted tea after work.

>>9353163
I saw you in the sip thread and I repeat myself to you here, their cherry cola is better.

[Anonymous No.9357186]

oh my god these threads have got real fuckin depressing since last time I swung by

i guess this is AA now?

[Anonymous No.9357255]

>>9352718
>don't want to be sober
>drink a whole bunch of beer
>can't drink it fast enough to feel it
>always drink the whole bottle of wine if I have one
>know that if I buy liquor my life literally descends into hell
>go to the bar anyway and drink liquor
>wasting money in bars is seemingly the only way I don't go over the edge buying liquor for the house
The returns are diminishing but it's just like I don't want to stop, but I kind of do, but then it inevitably happens that I don't feel like it's worth it and just start again.

[Anonymous No.9357348]

not to be a total faggot buuuuut

does anyone notice how damn productive and actually good they are at shit when they quit for a bit?

wonder why i like drinking so much. fucking genes

[Anonymous No.9357352]

>>9357186
I hardly ever go to /b/ anymore but last night there was an alcoholics thread and none of those dudes drank anywhere near as much as the ungodly amount we drink/have drank so is it any wonder that all you guys are depressed drunks? Hardcore alcoholism and depression go hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.9357398]

>>9357348
I basically like shut down completely without any drinks. I pretty much won't want to leave the couch or the bed.

[Anonymous No.9357537]

>that dull withdrawal fever humming in the background

[Anonymous No.9357642]

>>9357061
Sorry dude, I actually caught some sleep after fucking on those up those eggs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ-aCSa8wI0 (not entirely in Korean but g shit)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dj-OEG32OR4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j1ZbgmDksEc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-4ZrOk1Tc (That one isn't hard as a ma'af or anything but she is my girlfriend's waifu so I posted it anyways, it gets stuck in my head plus she fine as shit)

If you want more I can post it for ya, or you can just link hop.

[Anonymous No.9357708]

>>9357642
I showed that chick (last vid) to my gf when she was drunk and she started squirming uncontrollably out of pure hornieness, and then I had to explain to her what a waifu is. Holy shit I'm glad she's normal and not a complete faggot like me, haha. She had never expressed interest in another woman prior.
I am going to buy her a CL body pillow for her birthday as a joke, but she is currently scouting her college for cute little Asian girls for us to bang.
Crippling alcoholism really sucks, but at least I've got a cool broad. She's a horribly obnoxious drunk, though.

[Anonymous No.9357875]

>>9357537
>that feel when the etizolam kicks in and you are at peace with the world

sorry bruh couldn't resist

[Anonymous No.9357897]

>>9357642
Enjoyed this, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.9357919]

had an angry orchard crisp apple with lunch.

[Anonymous No.9357948]

>>9357897
No problem mane

[Anonymous No.9357962]

Just turned 21, first time drinker here.

The first and only alcoholic beverage i ever bought is pic related. I thought it was really swell.

I wanted to try a cognac next, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.9357977]

>>9357875
Actually a useful comment. I'm considering becoming a prescription slave to combat social phobia rather than using vodka.

How's your experience?

[Anonymous No.9357978]

>>9357962
Good cognac is one of the pinnacle's of alcohol flavor. I have a hard time imaginnig a 21 yo first timer enjoying it, and the only cognac worth buying is $$$.

If you must, look for Courvoisier VSOP. I have found it for $40, and it tastes great for that price.

Here's what you absolutely can't do: buy VS quality. Courvoisier's VS will be $10-20, but you might as well be drinking Jim Beam. Do not buy VS cognac.

[Anonymous No.9357992]

>>9357978
>tfw have enjoyed Courvoisier VS since i was 15 and actually prefer it to VSOP

I like how young cognacs still have that eau de vie flavour rather than just tasting like pure barrel.

[Anonymous No.9357994]

>>9357978
how old are you, gramps?

[Anonymous No.9358005]

>>9357994
lel my gf says I drink "grandpa drinks" for mixing VSOP with Cointreau. But it tastes like heaven.

[Anonymous No.9358039]

>>9357977
Etiz is good--if you do research and find reputable dealer and buy online. Pretty similar to Xanax, maybe slightly more mild.

But you shouldn't do it for any prolonged time of course (like 2-3 weeks?), or else you'll be in a worse whole than alcoholism. Using for a few days or a week to get through withdrawal would be good, and occasional use for whatever stressful situation would be too, but you do not wanna get into benzos long term.

If you're prone to alcoholism, you might want to avoid etiz, unless you can just purchase like 10 or so.

[Anonymous No.9358053]

>>9357992
>young cognacs still have that eau de vie flavour rather than just tasting like pure barrel
That's interesting--the first "good" cognac I had was a $60 Spanish type where they never empty the barrel fully, so each bottle has a bit of maybe 30 or 60 yo brandy. It was amazing.

Courv VSOP is totally different and didn't seem very "barrelly", maybe because my previous brandy was the Spanish Autism Barrel type.

[Anonymous No.9358055]

Outt of the detox, first thing i grabbed was more al/ck/

Might cook dinner or just go grab dinner out.

jager I stole from the likka sto \

what ya'll forgets drinking

[Anonymous No.9358060]

prison anon here. people wanted stories last fred?

kill me

[Anonymous No.9358080]

>>9352718

quit drinking about 3 weeks ago. I haven't felt this good in a long time.. sure its nothing compared to being sweetly buzzed all day, but I feel I can function better and am not shitting straight liquid.

[Anonymous No.9358151]

>>9358055
Dude if you could steal anything why on god's green earth would you choose Jäger?

[Anonymous No.9358178]

>>9356659
Haven't been on in a while, what happened? I know he relapsed, is he ok?

[Anonymous No.9358269]

>>9358151
I had a good friend growing up that fancied himself a great shoplifter, he once told me that if you have to take a shitty liquor at a good moment it's infinitely better then taking your brand of choice while the security cams/loss prevention are all over you.

[Anonymous No.9358346]

>>9358269
That response was probably 50x better than defending Jäger. That's also primo logic on the ol' five finger discount. I'm glad I don't have to shoplift anymore, desu.

[Anonymous No.9358358]

>>9354500
Dude I have ballooned up from 165 after quitting some bad drug habits to 215 (6'3") since I've started binging. you know how you realize you're getting fat when your fucking ARMS are getting fat? I still look like I have a slim build when I've got clothes on, but when I'm naked I have like, a shitty pilsbury doughboyesque figure.

[Anonymous No.9358621]

>>9356659
Smirnoffbro has a onetitis on his ex. That doesn't sound like him.
There is another person with a Maisie fetish here.

>>9357977
Benzo are more addictive than booze (raising tolerance, worsened anxiety if you're not on them), withdrawals are horrible, equal or worse than alcohol.
In inpatient rehab, they switch you to benzo, at a dose equivalent to what you drink, and taper that over a week. Then it can be used as a anxiolytic, but alternatives without tolerance are always better.

[Anonymous No.9358665]

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.9358676]

>>9358665
Nice. Gets in to your bloodstream quicker and cheaper. Good going anon!

[Anonymous No.9358737]

>>9358005
Ever make a Sidecar? It's delicious.

[Anonymous No.9358828]

>>9355658
>lukewarm liquor neat in the mornings

Sounds like I'm pretty far off then, which is nice. Still haven't acquired even a tolerance for ice cold, on the rocks liquor, let alone disgusting room temperature liquor. Would probably make me gag. Not the guy you originally replied to btw.

[Anonymous No.9358889]

>>9358828
I've always liked the taste of room temperature neat vodka ever since my first sip. Never had a chance probably desu.

[Anonymous No.9358894]

>>9358737
Sort of. I don't like the lemon juice in it because it muddles the other flavors. Any reasonable ratio of good cognac and good orange liqueur does the trick. Cognac with blackberry or pear liqueur is probably the tits too.

[Anonymous No.9358897]

>>9358894
Playing around with the ratios can do a lot. I tend to like the lemon juice because Cointreau is overly sweet to me.

It seems like Grand Marnier would be your thing since it's basically an orange liqueur with a cognac base.

[Anonymous No.9358913]

>>9353465
you mean I can put whisky in this and drink laying on my back when I wake up?

[Anonymous No.9358940]

>>9358913
Yes, although you could go one step further.

[Anonymous No.9358973]

>>9358940
my bed is a womb, and whisky my umbilical cord.

[Anonymous No.9358993]

>>9353926

i fucking love your ambitions, cheers my friend

[Anonymous No.9359022]

today watched a dude skip the parking lot, park his van on the sidewalk in front of the LCBO, grab a cart for balance and just buy pic related. was that one of u lol. (lol I grabbed a faxe 10 and jim beam)

[Anonymous No.9359033]

>>9359022
Is this some kind of cheap imitation port?

[Anonymous No.9359068]

>>9359033
in ontario we don't havem uch of the mad dog 20/20 type stuff. the cheapest/alc is sherry, and this is second. but last time I saw it, the dude chugged it, cops watching, then he puked, then they arrested him all within 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.9359080]

>>9359033
very cheap ultra sweet win, almost the cheapest thing we have in Ontario. I asked a Homeless Gentleman, and he explained that the proper way to drink it was to do 50/50 sprite or grape pop.

[Anonymous No.9359100]

i feel like frisky for whiskey today.

yes thats what im gonna indulge for being free bird for two days.

gonna fucking hate myself on thursday

[Anonymous No.9359107]

>>9359100
lol why hate yourself?

[Anonymous No.9359119]

>>9358897
Yeah GM is excellent. But I've had better results with Courv VSOP and Cointreau.

Now the Centennial $150 GM--I bet that will knock your dick off. I've come close to buying it twice. Might as well since i'm not poor.

[Anonymous No.9359121]

>>9358665
pancreas, liver or baker act?

[Anonymous No.9359132]

>>9358665
can i save this for

a e s t h e t i c s?

[Anonymous No.9359135]

>>9358358
>Dude I have ballooned up from 165 after quitting some bad drug habits to 215 (6'3") since I've started binging. you know how you realize you're getting fat when your fucking ARMS are getting fat? I still look like I have a slim build when I've got clothes on, but when I'm naked I have like, a shitty pilsbury doughboyesque figure.

lol dude same. Thank god I lift. I'm 6 4, 235.

[Anonymous No.9359144]

>>9358897
>I tend to like the lemon juice because Cointreau is overly sweet to me.

addendum: The cognac already cuts the sweetness, so no lemon needed. That's my take anyway--I've never enjoyed a sidecar with lemon as much as just cognac+cointreau

[Anonymous No.9359148]

>>9359107

cause i will binge for two days, feel like fucking crap on thursday, and whole weekend i have to work on my shitty dead end job and try to maintain somehow sobriety

usually i fail

[Anonymous No.9359164]

taking 3 days off kratom. gonna blast off when that bitter foul powder makes its way through my on Weds.

[Anonymous No.9359167]

>>9359148
so you self-sabotaged and made the future shit and the present amazing (drunk)?

[Anonymous No.9359172]

>the denatured (but safe) alcohol I've been drinking for the past couple of months has begun to taste pretty nice

Feels good living in a nanny state

[Anonymous No.9359179]

>>9359164
is that good for Withdrawals?

[Anonymous No.9359181]

>>9359167

YES

thats were im going my friend

[Anonymous No.9359182]

>>9359172
that hair colour is really really good. wish I had it.

[Anonymous No.9359207]

>>9359179
Alc withdrawals? Maybe--it generally gives you a relaxed, but social and energetic feeling, so I could see it working. It's much more popular for opiate withdrawals, since it taps into opiate receptors.

regardless. kratom is 1000 better than alcohol, in terms of habitual use. If you can't get benzos or do a taper with beer, kratom is worth a shot.

[Anonymous No.9359242]

can we get some protips itt?

- wake up - painfully down 1litre of water as fast as possible. makes the next 10 hours better

[Anonymous No.9359396]

>>9359242
I keep a 1.5L beside my bed so I can rehydrate as soon as I am conscious again.

The added bonus is that the water is room temperature so your stomach won't cramp up.

[Anonymous No.9359412]

>>9359396
oh yeah, fucking tip, i down water that is left out, dont want it cold

[Anonymous No.9359437]

>>9359242
eat something salty to help down 1L the minute before u fall asleep

[Anonymous No.9359547]

>>9359242
emergen-c and b vitamins

[Anonymous No.9359591]

>>9353843
Holy shit are you me? I'm sober as of the 18th and have been drinking 4 or 5 24oz gatorades every single day. I can't get hydrated

[Anonymous No.9359704]

straw-ber-itas and peach-a-ritas get me drunk as fuck have downed straight vodka and 4loko and everything else and nothing has had me more buzzed. i chase with natural ice

[Anonymous No.9359722]

>>9359121
Liver, spleen and kidneys.
Woohoo

[Anonymous No.9359738]

wtf are all the new 4loko flavors up to? I don't mind it, but blaze literally taste like monster and gold taste like redbull.

I rarely drink them, because I'm trying to cut back but this is my last week in my old apartment that is walking distance to everything, so fuck it.

>>9359704
I drank a twelve pack of those and I have never felt so sick ever. I went to bed at 9pm. I'd rather drink Icehouse or Steel Reserve. They are unforgivably bad. Even 4loko is better.

[Anonymous No.9359751]

>>9359722
How bad/how old/how much were you drinking? You look young and I am too. 25.

Best of luck, bro. We all know what it's like. Hope you get better.

I've got a masters in biomed but was too much of a drunk to do anything with it. Liver heals up, you don't need your spleen. but kidneys are tough and I worry about mine the most.

Any details?

[Anonymous No.9359815]

Day two sober again. I'm going to try making it 2-3 nights sober every week. Was tough tonight. The qt I'm crushing on didn't talk to me tonight.

[Anonymous No.9359816]

>>9353346
I made a batch of kilju one time and it was fucking awful. What's your recipe?

[Anonymous No.9359845]

>>9355856
O L D C R O W
L
D
C
R
O
W

[Anonymous No.9359853]

I don't even drink that much, maybe 4-5 beers a day. I'm fine I could quit any time I just don't want to.

[Anonymous No.9359862]

>>9359853
Welcome to the club my friend. I started that way in 2013. It's a slow game, but it gets us all eventually unless you stop.

[Anonymous No.9359874]

>>9359862
It started as a couple beers every few nights, then every night, etc etc etc. then I said I'd stop and I did a couple times. Last time I tried to stop was maybe 2 months ago? I've drank every day since. But its only beer and I usually wait til I've been up for a few hours on the weekend before I start so its fine.

[Anonymous No.9359889]

>>9359874
You're not as bad as many, and neither am I, but we're all on the same track. Some are just further down the line and couldn't apply the brakes as much.

We can tap the brakes and others cant. Just wait till you get your first case of withdrawals and then you will understand.

We're all in the same sinking ship. Some boats have a .22 sized leak and others have a cannon ball.

[Anonymous No.9359999]

i have to sleep in my car on thursday. where is the best place to do this without getting arrested?

[Anonymous No.9360013]

>Beer belly getting so big I can't wear my favourite tshirt anymore

God damn it

[Anonymous No.9360016]

>>9359999
Wal-mart parking lot
Little noisy but safe enough and neither cops nor wally seems to care much

[Anonymous No.9360038]

Is the "cognac" in liquor candy actually cognac?

[Anonymous No.9360159]

>>9359816
Just used a packet of alcotech 48 and 7.5kg of sugar. Topped of with water until the 25 liter mark.

The thing is I let it sit for nearly a month though ao it had time to clarify.

[Anonymous No.9360161]

Your life is not over. There are things you have to do.

[Anonymous No.9360202]

>>9360016
You ever see a real storm, Wally?

[Anonymous No.9360217]

does using bakers yeast and juice to make wine taste better than $2.50 aldi red wine?

[Anonymous No.9360225]

>>9360217
They will both probably taste like shit

[Anonymous No.9360226]

Please stop, people. I'm in hospital, scared to death. This addiction WILL kill you, and it is a horrifying way to go.
Please, please stop.

[Anonymous No.9360230]

>>9360226
light weight

>>9360225
well i cringe to the taste of aldi wine. And im wondering if this will be a better alternative

[Anonymous No.9360252]

>>9360226
>This addiction WILL kill you

That's the point?

[Anonymous No.9360256]

>>9360252
It's a horrific, drawn-out way to go which will ruin your entire life and the lives of everyone around you while you are still living.

[Anonymous No.9360305]

>>9360256
At least I'll have a blast on the journey

[Anonymous No.9360357]

[Anonymous No.9360432]

On flor again
Not much money left
Bought a rope

[Anonymous No.9360441]

>>9360432
Neck yourself you attention whore.

[Anonymous No.9360458]

Day 2 without alcohol. In hospital. I'm never drinking again after this. Not any more, this ends now.

[Anonymous No.9360463]

>>9360458
Never say never

[Anonymous No.9360475]

>>9360441
Go away faggot

[Anonymous No.9360476]

>>9360463
Doc says that if I start again I'll be dead in under a month.

[Anonymous No.9360481]

>>9360476
It's obviously a bet. Don't puss out.

[Anonymous No.9360493]

Wonder if yellow hospital dude is alive, he vanished

[Anonymous No.9360512]

>>9360493
Yeah I noticed simpsonbro suddenly stopped posting, hope he is ok. How is smirnoffbro these days?

[Anonymous No.9360542]

Fuck this bullshit life. I am no longer a drinker.

[Anonymous No.9360552]

oh yeah
drunk cooking is always the best cooking

[Anonymous No.9360553]

>>9360458
How long do you stay? Will your stay include some sore of rehab, or just detox/getting your inwards on the way to getting better and kicking you out?

[Anonymous No.9360565]

>>9360553
12-14 days. After that, nope, I'm in my own

[Anonymous No.9360582]

>>9358828
>>9358889
It is barely past 8:30 am and I have just finished my first few shots. I saw these posts and don't know how to feel. I think it's all over senpai.

[Anonymous No.9360588]

>>9352718
PAWS sucks. 2 weeks tomorrow and I'm a fucking moody bitch.

[Anonymous No.9360603]

>>9359999
This or at a rest stop off the interstate, there might be one pretty close to you, especially if you're near county lines.

[Anonymous No.9360618]

Okay, I'm gonna try not taking benzo today and see how it goes. Used them for about 10 days now to ease off opiates. I feel fine this morning, but wonder if sleeping will be hard tonight. maybe I should just taper them. I know this is small time compared to you faggots.

[Anonymous No.9360629]

>>9360618
Take half a dose for a day or two, it'll help.

[Anonymous No.9360678]

>>9360512
back on a few bottles a day and getting back into heroin or coke or something i believe

[Anonymous No.9360716]

>>9360678
what's even the point of drinking on heroin? It feels so much better than alcohol. Fucking oxy/hydro/etc does too. I guess it's just compulsion.

[Anonymous No.9360722]

>>9360716
I have no idea, never did anything other than weed and booze because I don't trust my addictive personality.

[Anonymous No.9360776]

>>9359874
I remember when I started drinking every night, maybe six years ago. I started with a six pack or less of beer a night while going through a shitty breakup. It progressed from there, slowly but surely. It's different for everyone but it can 100% progress into something much worse given time. Not telling you what to do but be careful.

[Anonymous No.9360784]

>>9360305
lol dying from late stage alcoholism is anything but a blast.

[Anonymous No.9360801]

>>9360588
Just remember why you stopped in the first place. I'm never going back

[Anonymous No.9360850]

>>9360801
There have been a few rough days but I've managed so far.

[Anonymous No.9360863]

>>9360850
It's over for me. I just have to accept that I'm never going to enjoy anything ever again, and that when life becomes terrifying for whatever reason, there will be precisely nothing to help with the pain. It's all over. I'm a friendless, physically and emotionally ruined nothing, working in a dead end job for no money, until the day I drop dead, with nothing to look forward to. Nothing, whereas a load of booze and I instantly become a god.
Ruined.
Life is as good as over.

[Anonymous No.9360880]

>>9360863
Try pot maybe?

[Anonymous No.9360898]

>>9360880
Too illegal here.

[Anonymous No.9360901]

>>9360863
I know it's half-faggy, but just order some kratom. It successfully supplants alc for lots and lots of people.

[Anonymous No.9360903]

>>9360901
Illegal

[Anonymous No.9360920]

>>9360903
Where?

[Anonymous No.9360935]

Week two of being sober and I feel like I'm losing my mind. The only thing keeping me on track is the weight I'm losing, I've never lost so many pounds in such a short amount of time.

[Anonymous No.9360940]

>>9360920
UK. Everything is illegal here

[Anonymous No.9360952]

>>9360940
CBD is legal, it helps with anxiety.

[Anonymous No.9360955]

Why in the name of fucking Christ do I feel nostalgic about alcoholism once I've managed to sober up even for just s few days? I spend months hating drinking and begging myself to stop, then immediately want it back.

[Anonymous No.9360962]

>>9360952
I didn't know that. I thought CBD had no effect without THC though? That it changes the high somehow, but on its own won't get you high

[Anonymous No.9360996]

>>9360962
It works on anxiety on its own, also doesn't get you high. Depends if you're only looking to get high...

THC get you high, hungry, is vasodilator, etc. Can give anxiety/panic attack in some people.
CBD helps with anxiety, chronic pain, epilepsy, etc. No high, no panic attack.
They work better together for pain relief and (except for people who get anxiety with THC) anxiety, they work better with terpenes according to terpene sellers and several research.

[Anonymous No.9361018]

>>9360955
Crazy right? Your brain is working against you man. Happens to all of us.

[Anonymous No.9361020]

>>9360935
Two weeks is an accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.9361025]

>>9352718
>General

[Anonymous No.9361028]

>>9360678
He doesn't fuck about does he. How does anyone live like that

[Anonymous No.9361032]

>>9361025

[Anonymous No.9361035]

>>9360935
Week two as of tomorrow. It's been rough at times but I'm keeping motivated. I have to drive past two liquor stores on the way home from work. It's hard to keep driving. The employees probably assume I'm dead.

[Anonymous No.9361058]

Drinking a six pack. Afterwards I'll probably go buy another, depending on how drunk I get off this. I started drinking as soon as I got home from work today at around 5:30 and that's normally too soon for me. I usually start at 8-8:30pm, drink till about 11-12, then pass out.
Today work sucked and I realized I hate my job most days, how was your day?

[Anonymous No.9361065]

is it better to be a beer alc instead of liquor?

[Anonymous No.9361071]

>>9361065
Beer is easier to withdraw from usually, becausr its hard to down enough of all that liquid to build a really high tolerance.

[Anonymous No.9361084]

>>9361071
idk why I never transitioned to the hard stuff. I was drinking 18-30 sometimes 40 beers a day at my worst. 12 days sober now, crazy how many great things can happen so quickly when I'm not sabotaging myself every step of the way

[Anonymous No.9361085]

>>9361065
Well yeah. You're never gonna get 90 units of beer inside you in one sesh. Liquor truly is a seriously dangerous little shit. Eventually you'll feel nothing but lethargy and bloatedness from beer though, then vodka begins truly annihilating you in ways you can't even imagine.

[Anonymous No.9361099]

Feel like crying ffs. Everything is ruined.

[Anonymous No.9361138]

>>9361084
same. I wasn't quite up to your levels but I was getting as much as I could into me in a couple hours after work before I passed out. For some reason I never transitioned to liquor, thank god. I like mixed drinks occasionally but getting drunk off straight liquor hasn't appealed to me since I was like 20

it won't outright annihilate you the same way liquor does but even eighteen beers a day is pretty brutal on your body and mind

[Anonymous No.9361154]

>>9361099
watch this friend. it's really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3mg6fjmzw

[Anonymous No.9361160]

>>9361099
What'd you fuck up, homie?
Last night I got hammered and bought a lot of fast food, but that's the worst of it.
I also keep getting plastered and telling my girlfriend stories about my exes (came on a girls face (after three days nofap) and then left her blind w/ no towel, screamed my friends name at the top of my lungs when cumming and scared a girl so bad she squirted all over me, etc). I can tell my girlfriend is sick of hearing these stories but I think they're hysterical.

[Anonymous No.9361174]

>>9361160
The friend was a roommate at the time, within earshot. Hopefully that makes me less of a fag.

[Anonymous No.9361177]

>>9361160
>scared a girl so bad she squirted all over me
I don't usually say that, but
>That's piss.

[Anonymous No.9361182]

>>9361177
Dude I actually had to ask. Confirmed not piss, but while I was holding her shaking w/rage body on top of me, the only thing I could utter was "am I covered in piss?".
Really glad it wasn't piss.

[Anonymous No.9361183]

Very motivating and catchy. Only 2 minutes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDJL3IL5i7Y

[Anonymous No.9361186]

>>9361177
Still hot

[Anonymous No.9361189]

>>9361183
>>9361154
Can't really watch vids while on a hosp ward full of dying people, not even supposed to be using a phone

[Anonymous No.9361191]

Does anyone actually care about food here? Cracking my 2nd handle open and making myself some cheesesteaks for lunch.

[Anonymous No.9361206]

>>9361191
When I do eat, I exclusively eat well. Truffle omelettes made with organic ducks eggs, goose fat and cheddar with wild smoked salmon, saffron and fruit chutney, chicken stuffed with chorizo and haricot, ash-rolled goats cheese in creamed veg soup, spiced ham joints with smoked paprika and roasted veg, smoothies made with berries, avocado, banana, ginger and cinammon all made from scratch, all endlessly delicious. Mostly Ramsay's. I then eat one bite, put it to one side where it rots, and reach for the ethanol instead.

[Anonymous No.9361210]

>>9361191
I just eat what's around, or just get burgers or pizza
my diet is a fucking mess

[Anonymous No.9361264]

>>9352718
Last night I drank 16oz (around 470-480ml) of 57.1% London Dock rum. Felt good, and because I'm not a fucking moron I drank water before I started drinking the booze, and I drank some water now and then WHILE drinking the booze, and finally drank a lot of water AFTER drinking the booze. Felt fucking fine in the morning, and feel fucking great now because I went on a long-ass walk to pick up $60 of groceries which I walked back home. Good work-out, now rewarding myself with some hotdogs topped with ketchup, mustard, bit of Frank's Red Hot, and some home made fucking sauerkraut. Probably won't drink more rum until either August 31st or September 1st.

Come September I'm going to try to only get drunk 8 times in another step towards cutting down on my boozing. Even if I don't succeed, I don't much care, life's going great! I'm young, strong, healthy, steadily getting book sales, and I just in general feel awesome. Used to be a daily drinker, almost always rum but sometimes vodka or whiskey to mix things up, always straight except sometimes when it's over 50%. In the case of London Dock, generally I pour a half-ounce into my shotglasses, then use water to pour it up to the 1oz mark. Generally it's with the rum and water both chilled. I move the blankets on my bed in a way that it keeps the bottle of booze and bottle of water propped up to some degree, and then tuck those beautiful bastards in to help keep them nice and cool. I love having sleep-overs with my friends H2O and rum. They tell me I'm super cool and always laugh at my jokes.

[Anonymous No.9361320]

>>9361206
I do this but on a basic plebeian level with more simple ingredients. Leftovers are the bane of my existence. I'm actually trying to not waste some steak, hence my cheesesteak dealio. >>9361210
I also do this, when I was living alone my diet went entirely to shit because I could shamelessly gorge myself at home...

My mise en place are all done, but now I'm procrastinating and trying to work up a better buzz before I start on my cheese sauce.

[Anonymous No.9361333]

>>9361264
Book sales?
And I keep a handle of vodka next to my bed at all times, for those handy swigs that make you stop sweating and help you sleep. It is a different one than in my kitchen or living room. It lives there 24/7. I'm am glad things are going well for you, anon. But stay frosty, it's easy to fuck it all up, and even easier to not realize you're doing it at the time.

[Anonymous No.9361376]

>be in hosp
>ward with 5 others
>too noisy to sleep
>moved to new ward after 2 days deep
>it's ten times the size and 20 times louder
Oh my fucking god why
It's absolutely red hot, I haven't slept since I got here and I'm only here because of something so bad which I did 2 days ago. Do bad I can't talk about it, it's too scary, embarrassing and I had too big of a public and police audience. If my liver wasn't SO painful right now I'd walk the fuck out.
Fucking fuck. ~2 weeks of this. This would have been easier to do cold turkey at home.

[Anonymous No.9361406]

>>9361264
Bruh I'm still wondering what the fuck is up with your book sales. Did you get published or are you some kind of scholastic book fare or encyclopedia salesman?

[Anonymous No.9361481]

>>9361333
>>9361406
I've been writing books for over a year, got 8 finished (6 of which are novels), all self-published, and I'm been fairly steadily making money at it. Glad to say I don't have a problem with unnecessary sweating or shakes but I do have difficulty sleeping sometimes. Quite a few nights recently I've found myself trying for 1.5-2.5 hours, no use. Maybe I'll try a little 'night cap' to help put myself to bed. I do miss the daily drinking though, for sure, it's like a party every night even if I'm only by myself. I know that that'll really fuck me up in the future though once I get into my 30s and advance into my 40s. Daily drinking, I'd be lucky to live to 60 years old I figure.

But yeah, writing is fucking awesome, I love it. My pen name is J N Morgan if you're interested. 5 of my 8 books make up my zombie survival series. There's a bit of drinking in it but not a whole lot obviously; access to booze is limited, but in my last one there was a nice bit of drinking. A bottle of rum polished off. Mmm, just thinking about it makes me want to have a nice bottle to cuddle up with tonight. Gonna try to wait until the 31st or 1st though.

[Anonymous No.9361515]

valerian root tea taste like shit but helps with anxiety and sleep

[Anonymous No.9361586]

First day completely boozeless tomorrow after rather gentle taper.

Curious what kind of stretch I can do this time.

[Anonymous No.9361626]

>>9361586
I used to be able to do 8-9 days at least a few times a year. Now, I feel stunned if I can manage 1.

[Anonymous No.9361660]

>>9361058

barely drank on a holiday for a friend
got back and drank 6 pints in pub and 6 cans
was late for first day back at work
went for shit at lunchtime and it was worryingly dark

[Anonymous No.9361741]

>>9361264
>>9361481
rum is for faggots

[Anonymous No.9361812]

>>9361035
Kek I think that about the local I used to buy every day from. Back then I was an absolute mess they probably do think I'm dead. I moved and go to another one now but I'm in much better shape psychically and mentally.

[Anonymous No.9361819]

>>9361741
no u

[Anonymous No.9361834]

>>9361138
I don't understand how people can knock back so many beers. Firstly it makes you feel lethargic and your stomach feels bloated, plus you need a piss every 20 minutes, but it also makes you look like a bloated, rash faced corpse with your head like a fucking balloon and your stomach protruding.

I drink only vodka and orange juice and even that makes me look like death if I binge it (which I very much do)

[Anonymous No.9361860]

>>9361819
I'm sorry anon, I was being an edgy faggot

here's to you

[Anonymous No.9361863]

>>9361028
Shortly.

[Anonymous No.9361868]

had 8 cans of 8% beer last night, smashed a bunch of glasses and vomited but nothing too major. I'm getting this drunk or worse a few times every week now, should probably cut back.

[Anonymous No.9361881]

So lads, did 7 days of work in a row as someone asked me for a favour to cover them, in 4 hours I'll be home, watch smackdown like a man child, and go to sleep and the first thing I'll do is go buy a bottle of rum and some coke. Can't fucking wait, I earned it, think I have 3 days off too, maybe watch some lotr.

To anyone who drinks during their work week, just try not to if you're not severely dependant...the feeling of knowing you didn't drink and the reward of it after not is awesome. This is coming from someone who used to drink 1-2 700ml vodka a day even when working and eventually lost my last job. Never again.

[Anonymous No.9361882]

>>9361025
>not being an alcoholic general

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[Anonymous No.9361899]

>>9359738
>12 pack
what the fuck dude I drink one 16oz and then follow with a 24oz of natty ice or bud ice and I'm good, might be because I'm a skelly

[Anonymous No.9361961]

>>9361860
Cheers! Here's a link to one of my books that I've set to perma-free, if you've got a taste for drama. I also just lowered the price on one of my books; the first sequel for my Living amongst the Dead series; Dark Days. It was $2.99, just put it down to $1.99. Might give more incentive for the readers of the first book to then give the second a try, perhaps.

http://www.lulu.com/shop/j-n-morgan/another-one-please-to-dull-the-pain/ebook/product-23229284.html#productDetails