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9348190 No.9348190 [Reply] [Original]

>put a few chickenwings in the micro
>set for :30
>actually set for 3:00
That the third time this year ive had to clear the house of smoke

>> No.9348198

>>9348190
Why would chicken wings nuked for 3 minutes fill your house with smoke? I nuke stuff for 5+ minutes all the time and that never happens. I call BS.

>> No.9348211

>chicken wings in micro
Wëw lad

>> No.9348216

>>9348190
>not eating cold chicken wings
You're missing out dude

>> No.9348349

>be super high and hungry with no food
>go rummaging around in roommates tins and boxes in the dark
>find cake with delectable layer of icin
>score! Grab fistfuls of cake and stuff in mouth
>look again next day and see its not icing its mold

Lesson learned I guess

>> No.9348353

Are you the missing link?

>> No.9348360

I don't think microwaves are even capable of burning things.

>> No.9348368

>>9348360
They are. Lick a cookie a few times and get it nice and wet. Set the timer for like 5 minutes. Guaranteed there will be tons of smoke.

>> No.9348381

>>9348190
>wings in microwave
>meat of any kind besides reheating bacon in the microwave

>> No.9348388

>>9348368
I own neither a microwave nor cookies.

>> No.9348395

>>9348368
COOKIE, NICE AND WET

>> No.9348397

>>9348381
I only use it prep the meat for the toaster

>> No.9348639
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9348639

>>9348190
Are you this guy?

>> No.9349271

>>9348639
No

>> No.9349331

you're allowed to pull them out before the timer ends, op.

>> No.9349372

>>9349331
Imagine OP standing outside his microwave for two minutes watching his wings burn as he panics.

>> No.9349383

>>9348190
>microwave
>makes water boil
>burning food
the fuck?

>> No.9349387

>>9349383
Are YOU that guy >>9348639 ?

>> No.9349389

WTF are people doing to burn their food? I can't remember the last time I fucked up food so badly it was inedible. Do people forget it over their fucking smartphones?

>> No.9349390

>>9349331
Enjoy your cancer, anon.

>> No.9349404

Why are you walking away from the microwave if it's set for such a short period of time. If you were standing by and present (not on your fucking phone) this wouldn't have happened.

You're an idiot and you deserve to have burnt wings. Realise this, and make a conscious effort to avoid it in the future.

>> No.9349414

>>9348190
>That the third time this year ive had to clear the house of smoke

Why? Are you one of those retards that doesn't attend the microwave while it's cooking?

>> No.9349585

>>9348216
FUCK YEAH. I buy boneless chicken wings (usually coated in honey bbq or general tso sauce) from the supermarket specifically to eat cold. Shit is delicious.

Actual chicken wings are good cold as well? would make sense.

>> No.9349648

>>9349414
No, im one of those retards that plays with fire.

>> No.9349699

>>9348198
If he only put in like 2, I could see it getting really overheated -- but smoking? Unlikely

>> No.9349707
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9349707

Personally, I like to shove each individual hotwing into my urethra.

>> No.9349729

>>9348639
Do Americans really do thi?