/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Marty Shartz No.9332098]

Why do Americans shit themselves in grocery stores?
Is it a combination of diabetes medication and junk food?
At least Indians have the decency to go out into the street.

[Anonymous No.9332107]

>>9332098
It's because we eat good, man. You can't not eat good without getting a little bad in public.
You feel me, holmes?

[Anonymous No.9332112]

do europeans really not shit where they please? wow, freedom at work folks

[Anonymous No.9332117]

It's because they have the pure unadulterated freedom to shit in a supermarket

[Anonymous No.9332118]

>>9332098
These are usually (not always) caused by old or fat people sitting on wet benches outside, because they like to do that.

[Anonymous No.9332121]

>>9332098
Don't make fun of them, is part of their culture.

[. No.9332125]

>>9332112
>he thinks Europe is a country

[Anonymous No.9332143]

>>9332117
This.
I shit at the store, stare uncomfortably at colored people and beat my wife.
That is what freedom is all about.

[Anonymous No.9332144]

>>9332125
I know I'm being baited but where exactly did he say that

[Anonymous No.9332146]

>low-res, grainy images with vague brown stains
Gee I wonder how many of these could be shopped?

[. No.9332150]

>>9332144
Comparing the USA to an entire continent is the preserve of retards on this board.

[Anonymous No.9332151]

>>9332143
Even the leftists shit in a supermarket because ((((they)))) tell them to

[Anonymous No.9332152]

>>9332150
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9332158]

>>9332150
The EU is less than half the size of the US geographically

I hate Amerifats as much as you but your argument really only holds if you count Russia where you get a lot of fucked up public shit

[Anonymous No.9332160]

>>9332146
Unfortunately the phenomenon is real.

[Anonymous No.9332164]

>>9332158
I don't hate amerisharts, I just find them amusing sometimes.

[Anonymous No.9332167]

>>9332098
>be fat
>have sweaty asscrack
>eat shit food
>wipe with SCENTED toilet paper and not a bidet

It's a recipe for swampass.
I have it too, now I just jump into the shower immediately after a bowel movement to clean out my ass.

[Anonymous No.9332172]

>>9332158
Europe is not a country.

[Anonymous No.9332180]

>>9332158
The EU isn't the same as europe. The european part of russia would be the largest european country by itself, how does not including it make any sense?

[Anonymous No.9332216]

>>9332180
>mongoloid slavs
>part of Europe
kek

[Anonymous No.9332224]

>>9332167
You have a problem

[Anonymous No.9332230]

>>9332180
Because then it defeats your own point, there's a lot of shit here in Russia that's way worse than Murrifats sharting in mart

[Anonymous No.9332300]

>>9332216
Russians aren't mongols, they are just indo-european gypsies like 99% of eurocoons.

>>9332230
It's not my point. But where did you get the idea that OP would identify as european in the first place? They probably identify by whatever country they are from, like any real human being.

[Anonymous No.9332301]

>>9332098
Literally because they take diet pills yet continue to eat like animals. The diet pills cause leaky shits if your diet is fats and oils.

>pooing in the public street outside is better than pooing in private pants

[Anonymous No.9332313]

>>9332301
>pooing in a food store is better than street shitting
Fucking savages.

[Anonymous No.9332319]

>>9332313
>I'd rather constantly smell shit than wash my food, which was grown in/with fertilizer (spoiler: also shit)

[Anonymous No.9332334]

hopw do you even know if you hve diabetes. I've been eating sugar for years and haven't had a physical in 12 years.

[Anonymous No.9332363]

>>9332334
Piss on some dirt, if it attracts ants you've got the beetus