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9331443 No.9331443 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesn't get drunk everyday

>> No.9331507

Our poor livers

>> No.9331532

>>9331443
Have a nice withdraw

>> No.9331540

>>9331443
>drink way too much, clearly impacting my health
>trying to quit
>able to do a few days at a time here and there
>on day 2, worked 12 hours today
>really want a drink
>see this thread
wat do

>> No.9331547

>>9331540
don't do it man
for me
i drink everyday and it's bad

>> No.9331562

>>9331443
>he doesn't eat weed cakes every day
it's food related because it's food just like it's food related when you pieces of shit shitpost about your alcoholism all day because drunks just love to let everyone including people who don't give a shit that they're drunk

>> No.9331575

>drink almost every weekend
>apartment is a shithole
>beer boxes and empties everywhere
>apartment maintenance people came in while I was at work
fucking christ im embarrassed but also pissed

>> No.9331866

>>9331443
>havent had a drink in a month
>no coffee
>eating healthy
>working out
>reading more
>i love browsing /pol/

>> No.9331867

>>9331866
>I love browsing /pol/
Aww it has autism

>> No.9331870

>>9331575
My apartment had an inspectionpectation, and I had cocaine and a scale in my kitchen.
Now I live in my parents attic and drink myself to sleep with cheap Irish whiskey

>> No.9331872
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9331872

drunk on G*d's love and hot wings unlike you degenerates

>> No.9331874

>>9331866
Pol turned me I to alcohol

>> No.9331875

>haven't engaged in any hedonistic activities in over a week (weed, alcky, fapping)
>i think women have a 6th sense and can tell when a guy is degenerate in private because this gorgeous woman has been chatting me up every day since i dropped all that shit

measure yer pleasures lads

>> No.9331919

>he intentionally gives himself permanent brain damage

>> No.9331952

crack cures cancer

>> No.9331961

>>9331875
I've noticed this too but then I get bored and go back to drinking lol

>> No.9331986

>>9331961
How could you get bored of genuine love

God dammit i cant stop thinking about her eyes they could stop traffic (or get it going since theyre so fucking GREEN)

>> No.9332012

>>9331875
They can sense your self esteem. When you do things you don't approve of, like "hedonistic activities" it probably has an effect on your self esteem and, as a result, your posture and body language. People who don't feel badly about doing things like jerking off, smoking weed, or drinking wouldn't feel the same effect as you unless they did it to such excess that it was physically harming them.

>> No.9332024

>>9331575
I only Post in these threads as a reminder that my lifestyle is unhealthy.

>> No.9332068

>>9331867
literally everybody on this site has autism

>> No.9332084

>>9332068
Not me. I'm not like the other posters teehee #teamnodrama

>> No.9332099

>>9331443
I feel like shit if I get drunk once a week

>> No.9332136
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9332136

I clog the toilet with rock hard shits when I drink multiple times a week

>> No.9332148

>>9332099
that's because u only drink once a week. you feel like a whole different type of shit when i do it daily.

>> No.9332352

>>9332136
>not drinking so much you just have liquid shits
Apply yourself

>> No.9332366

>>9331986

females are incapable of genuine love

>> No.9332394

I only drink if I take large amounts of adderall during the day and I need to get pass out drunk to be able to fall asleep.

I always drink alone.

>> No.9332399

>>9331532
You can't have withdraw if you never stop drinking.

>> No.9332404

>>9331532

>drinking almost daily ever since 16
>don't get hangovers anymore just minor withdrawals
>have the worst fucking nightmares and "visions" while trying to fall asleep
>sometimes blurt out nonsensical shit to myself
>sometimes can't feel one of my legs or my right arm after waking up

How do I get off this ride?

>> No.9332410

7 years now of drinking at least 2 bottles of red wine a night. terrible feelings in the morning.

>> No.9332420

>>9332404
>>have the worst fucking nightmares and "visions" while trying to fall asleep
Man, this is the worst.

Last time I detoxed in the hospital, they wouldn't give me enough fucking benzos to make the visions stop, and I damn near went fully insane.

>> No.9332427

>>9332420
I'm not detoxing but I get this some times... I wake up literally but my entire body can't move and sometimes there are horrendous things just coming at me or bees / hornets stinging the back of my neck. I am 100% awake but body paralyzed till I gain enough strength to throw myself out of it. It's fucked up. Also I swear there are like beings coming through in my sleep area from another dimension sometimes.. like after you wake up you can still see them walking in mid air and shit it's fucked.

I guess I'm wondering if anyone else has this.

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9332459

>>9331443
>Anon, just don't drink when you're alone

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>>9332459

>> No.9332511

>drink to cope with life
>life could only possibly progress with reliably sober and non-hungover tomorrows

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

>> No.9332521

>>9332511

Man this makes too much sense. Before drinking I was working towards my goals, now years later I have a shit job and nowhere closer to achieve my dreams or goals.

>> No.9332524

>>9332511
your reason for living is that .3 BTC you still have, in 2030 it will reach either 100,000 a coin or 1,000,000 a coin; hang in there anon.

Now let me really stress you out though, you won't be able to cash it out anywhere because it's not a regulated currency and no one has a legal obligation to give you a check.

Once btc reaches that level your wallets and trading sites will be useless and the creators walk away with all of the billions of coins you have traded because they own the network that is responsible for all of this shit.

Literally all of my friends that claimed to be in on Bitcoin back when it was like 10 bucks a coin haven't seen a dime; it's just the chinese scamming the fuck out of americans.

>> No.9332572

>>9332427
that's called sleep paralysis and is kinda common

>> No.9332742

>>9332404
Watch out man, I had the numbness problem with my left arm every time and now I have some nerve damage. My left hand is weak and one of my hand muscles atrophied.

>> No.9332814

>>9332742
If you don't mind me asking, how much were you drinking and how old were you?

>> No.9332843

>>9332814
I drank my entire adult life, but I only started having withdraw issues around 33. I don't remember how much I drank in my 20s - not as much as I drank in my 30s because I wasn't wealthy enough back then. By the time I started having withdraw issues I was up to almost a fifth a day of 80 proof. Ended up in the hospital several times until I learned how to withdraw myself at home.

I tried several stupid "programs" to try to quit but they're a total waste of time. 70% of alcoholics quit on their own. You have to want to do it. Just turned 37.

t.sober 6 months but not preachy to others if they want to drink till it hurts.

>> No.9332847

My life ever since I can remember has been pure apathy and no motivation. Never wanted a girlfriend/wife/kids or even sex. Never cared about not having a job. Never cared about being a neet. I am complacent in my misery and I know that nothing will pull me out, because I don't want it to. I've been alone for a very long time. I barely speak in person to anyone any more and only leave my apartment after midnight so I don't have to see people. I'm a moderate alcoholic. I drink every day but only towards the end of it. I guess that's how I rationalize it. "It's not as bad to drink it all at once at night than it is to drink it throughout the day."

>> No.9332850

>>9332524
so hard to goto LBC and sell above market value.. shutup dipshit

>> No.9332871

I love being drunk, but I loathe being hungover.

>> No.9332876

>>9331443
not anymore, my pancreas won't let me

>> No.9332973

>>9332871
you're just not miserable enough yet, being hungover feels good when you're miserable

>> No.9333036

>>9331875
It's the nofap. You're not shooting your test out of your body all the time now so your brain is being more aggressive about finding ways to release.

>> No.9333056

I'd drink all day, every day if I could.
But I work nights so I pretty much get home from work and eat something and go to bed.
I used to drink heavily but I've lost my tolerance and only drink on Saturday night, I end up in bed early.

>> No.9333081

>>9333036
>implying the most alpha male Chads don't jerk off
nofap was created for beta losers by Chads to deprive them of the only pleasure they could feel with the promise of becoming high test and getting women.

>> No.9333089

>>9331443
I do.
Its horrible.
Somebody help...

>> No.9333091

>>9331575
How does shit get that fucked when you only drink on weekends?

>> No.9333103

>>9333091
I'm not him but I work 5 days a week and I get random blood and piss tests.
I work with machinery worth millions of dollars and the boss wants to know I'm straight.

>> No.9333159

>>9333103
>America
>Land of the (((free)))
lol

>> No.9333163

>>9333159
Close, Australia.

>> No.9333167

>>9332148
after drinking so many days in a row i find it harder to determine when i am drunk, i just kind of go to bed and realize "oh shit im drunk", that happen to anyone else?

>> No.9333263

go to rehab you losers

>> No.9333287
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9333287

Is it normal to have zero withdraw symptoms after drinking at least a pint of vodka every night for years?

>> No.9333292

>>9333103
What the fuck question are you answering?

>> No.9333310

>>9333287
Nope. We have superior Irish and Scottish genes.
t.drink half a handle a day and never have a hangover. It's funny seeing the Eurocucks get night terrors and pissing themselves. They aren't on our level

>> No.9333314

>>9333263
Grow up faggot

>> No.9333323

>>9333314
>alcoholic telling other people to grow up

TOP KEK
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K
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>>9331443
>he doesnt manually tenderize his meat

>> No.9333964

>>9333081
You don't have to stop forever, but quit jerking it for a week and see the chances you take with randos you meet.

>> No.9333973

>>9333159
Yes, he's free to get hammered whenever he wants, and his boss is free to scan him for whatever he wants

>> No.9333985

>>9331443
I've started to drink once a week and I already think it's too much. My diet is more or less healthy and I haven't suffered any health problems due to the alcohol yet, but I still have a bad conscience.
[nospoiler]I also started taking drugs regularly.[/spoiler]

>> No.9333986

>>9333973
Yes, you're free to not do what the group effort does, and the country is free to send you to the gulag
t.communist

>> No.9334017

>>9333964
Lmao brainlets that fell for nofap trying to change the guideline! Absolutely pathetic. I have sex 4-6 times a week. If I stopped having it I would fap and achieve the same result. Pleasure for a few minutes. There is no secret. Fapping doesn't lower test and it doesn't increase it. Sorry you're too retarded to understand and fall for /pol/ memes

>> No.9334091

>>9333287
Do Europeans really do this?

>> No.9334093

>used to drink a 40 every day
>quit cold turkey
>zero problems quitting
>6 years later I'm still sober
Feels good man.

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>>9331443
>Go to group therapy
>Tell everyone I'm clean
>Proceed to go home and get hammered

>Peruse AA meetings for chicks

>> No.9334104

>>9332847
Ill drink to that

>> No.9334117

>>9334100
>Peruse AA meetings for chicks

Damn, why did I never think of this?

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9334237

Used to pop pills(mainly benzos), smoke weed and drink almost everyday for about 2 years until a a couple of years ago when I just stuck with smoking weed but haven't had a solid connect for a couple of months. Not that bad tbqh :^)

>> No.9334259

>>9334093
a 40 every day isn't really that hardcore m8.

Let me guess, you're a college aged kid who drank a 40 every day for a 2 wk- 1 month period. Of course that's not gonna get you addicted and you're not gonna have trouble quitting.

Come back when you're drinking a handle a night.

>> No.9334266

>>9334093

>a 40 every day

That is absolutely nothing, that's enough to get a 13 year old drunk and that's about it.

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>tfw lose the remote control

Fuck it! I'll be on /ck/ all night!

>> No.9334297

>>9333310
Ha. I am mostly Scottish.

>> No.9334301

>>9334091
Im murican bruh.

>> No.9334327

I drink a lot every day but I homebrew. Its amazing. I highly advise anybody on this board to pick it up. Just like cooking with an extreme extra focus on being sanitary.

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9334346

>>9334327

Forgot Pic

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>>9334327
>>9334346

I call it my Broken Arm Ale. Tastes quite refreshing despite a good abv of 7%.

>> No.9334369

>>9334093
alcoholics can easily drink 10 of those, there's one al/ck/ regular who regularly drinks the equivalent of 20 of those in vodka. you never had any chance of any ill health or addiction.

>> No.9334380

>>9334362
Care to share your process anon? Looks good

>> No.9334383

>>9331443
I wish I had the money to do so

>> No.9334393

>>9332459
But that's the only time I truly enjoy it

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9334411

>get hammered at night
>brutal hangover next day
>spend whole day saying I need to quit drinking
>go to sleep without drinking
>wake up next day without hangover
>drink again that night

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>>9334369

I never claimed to be an alcoholic. I just enjoy drinking a beer or two a day. The taste appeals to me. Especially paired with food.

>>9334380

Its pretty straight forward. I had some pilsner malt and I boosted that with some local honey to increase the fermentables in the wort. During the boil I added Chinook Hops early to bitter and then late and dry additions of Citra and Simcoe for aromatics. Its not very bitter at all though and quite approachable for anybody I would say. The flavors hit you but dont linger into an aftertaste, making you eagerly want to take another sip.

Will taste good this weekend when I grill for the boxing match. That night I may get drunk.

>> No.9335504

>>9334411
kino

>> No.9335518

>>9334411
Do the same shit. Hungover today but will probably drink tomorrow. Fuck

>> No.9335820

>>9332366
Yes I am it's just my one true love is dead.

>> No.9335836

>>9334362
Looks tastey. Where'dyou go to beer school?

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>>9334411
been doing this for at least 6 months its hell

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9336599

Who /cherry angioma/ here? I'm only in my mid 20s and I've got the arms of my dad.

>> No.9336619

>>9334425
Good on you mate, looking forward to doing some homebrewing this autumn.

>> No.9336630

>>9336519
let me advise you. I am a 6 year of that same logic. just stop

also stop coming to 4chan unless you plan on avoiding ck, you will start drinking again very quickly.

So you are still OK, 6 months of that is NOTHING, try 7 years lad. I'm hammered as fug right now with a liver that is shutting down and 2 kidneys that are actually more healthy than a 12 year olds kidney's so I'm not sure what happened there but you need to stop while you can;

You are going to wake up tmrw probably feeling like shit... for at least a few hours or minuites, whatever. then your body will do some crzy shit and make you think it's OK to drink again. It's not. You need to stop while you still can; I wish someone would have told me exactly what I'm telling you on 4chan right now 7 years ago. OH WAIT, THEY DID, SO DID EVERY OTHER SITE I FOUND, BUT I KEPT DRINKING. and now I am going to be joining the oil industry pretty soon.

>> No.9336644

>>9336630
Are there any early warning signs you didn't notice or didn't care about in retrospect?

>> No.9336646

>meanwhile weedboys figuratively dying of laughter before the al/ck/ peasants who keep destroying they body for a low quality psychedelic effect

at least you guys are supporting your government properly, you will die as good goys.

>> No.9336649

>>9336644
The early warning signs is when you drink to hinder them.

>> No.9336652

>>9336649
I was referring to physical signs, more specifically. I assume you finally went to a doctor because your shit's fucked up, but is there anything you had just been dealing with for a while without getting checked out?

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>>9331443
non al/ck/ posters need to leave my board

>> No.9336913

What makes people start drinking excessively. Was one of your parents an alcoholic?

>> No.9336924

>>9336913
Partied a lot in college, liked how alcohol made me feel less depressed and anxious, kept drinking even after finishing college and falling out of touch with friends.

>> No.9336941

>>9336913
Both my parents were alcoholics, but I had the hubris of youth and thought I could control myself better than they did.

Turns out the genetic predisposition for alcoholism is VERY strong.

Once I got hooked, it was all she wrote.

>> No.9336974

>>9332427

Don't sleep on your back and it shouldn't happen as often.

>> No.9336982

>>9334017
it has nothing to do with testosterone and more to do with dopamine

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>>9336913
I'm a german and shit is just insanely cheap here. Did you know you can get 3 0,5l 5% abv beers for 1€ here? Booze is also available everywhere, at any time and is served at every social event.
There are other things I'd rather do, I prefer psychedelics, for instance, but theses three factors make it fucking impossible to avoid that shit once you started (which I did at 14) and you'll be able to afford booze even if you're on welfare or homeless for that matter. Personally, I consider myself lucky If I don't drink any hard stuff. Don't even want to know what it's like in Russia or the Ukraine desu.
Also,
>Stone opened their first brewery outside of the US 15m from my home
I'll never make it as long as I stay here.

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>>9336985
In case anyone was wondering, this is the shit I'm referring to. It costs 4,60 euroni for 20 bottles, about 23 cents per bottle.

>> No.9337028

>>9336913
I was instantly addicted after the first time I got drunk (17). I think it's genetic. With alcohol I was psychologically addicted instantly, the physical addiction came later. Weed and even cigarettes were/are easy to quit.

Yes my parents are alcoholics by most standards.

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>>9337028
> instantly addicted
how is that fucking possible? I mean I get that you'd instantly like it but if you instantly needed it to function mentally you must have the willpower of an ant.

>> No.9337160

>>9332068
Finally someone gets it.

>> No.9337191

>>9337148
Not him, but it was pretty much the same for me. Not kidding when I say that everyone in my whole family is an alcoholic besides my mom. Cousins/uncles/aunts/grandpa. Our family parties are fun though. Everyone is just completely shitfaced having a good time

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>>9335836

I'd made distillers beer before in the past to make hooch. Got older and more into beer than distilled spirits and decided to do some research on brewing. I bought a lot of books and read everything from histories of brewing to modern methods and practices and lots of info on different styles and how they evolved. When I felt confident enough to take the plunge I bought gear and grass to boil and have loved brewing ever since.

I will say this. I know others that have fucked up before and it usually has to do with shoddy sanitizing. I had prior experience in getting things as disinfected as a laboratory so I did not have this issue early on. If any of you try please pay attention to your cleanliness and you will have tasty brew at the end of your journey.

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>>9336985

Stone is in Germany?

Interesting as fuck. Is it liked? Man it takes some uhhhh stones to open up in the vaterland of brew

>> No.9338971

>>9334117
Because if they get sober they'll become a christian fundie, and you'll be stuck in an awful relationship, or feel even worse when she leaves you for a man that isn't an alcoholic.

>> No.9339021

>>9336913
parents, grandparents, uncles, cousins, siblings, every fucking last one of them. Swore my entire life I'd never end up like them but they drove me to drink with their bullshit and their incessant nagging and their constant "Just have a beer lol, it wont hurt" tempting. 18 beers a day now, afraid to even go to the doctor because I already know I've wrecked my organs

>> No.9339069

>>9336913
My parents never even touched alcohol. I like the way I act when I'm drunk, being less worried about everything, and more inclined to talk to other people. I was prone to drinking alone at home, and at some point I made new friends who also liked to drink, making me do it way more frequently. [nospoiler]And then my gf broke up with me and I fugged some random guy and realized only drugs can save me from this hell. [/nospoiler]

>>9336985
>>9336997
>he doesn't drink Sterni

>> No.9339078

>>9333310
This.
I have drank every day for 10 years and never have withdrawal symptoms.

>> No.9339169

>>9338968

I think they are reasonably successful. I live in Austria and you can find Stone from Berlin here and there.
The whole craft beer hype is still alive and well around these parts. Lot's of local breweries also started producing IPAs and stouts and what not.

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9339188

I was drunk for 14 years. I wouldn't recommend it.

>> No.9339197

i don't get drunk everyday. i have a drink every now and then. i keep alcohol in the house all the time, though, in case i decide that i want finally to kill myself, since then i can get drunk beforehand and i won't think about it as much and it will just sort of...happen

>> No.9339203

>>9339188
Why does every trailer home have those awful vinyl wood panels?

>> No.9339262

You people are fucking sick. Seek Christ.

>> No.9339275

>>9339262
God is a fucking clown, a fucking worthless bastard who plays games with people for his own amusement, who knows why? maybe out of boredom. I hate you and i hate myself, but i hate god more, because he is supposed to have infinite power and he is supposed to be infinitely good, and he instead spends his time making bets with Satan about how some guy will act if you make his life worse. Fuck god.

>> No.9339285

>>9339188

What's the salt for?

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9339333

I dont have a drinking problem

I have a drinking solution to the life problem

>Get on my level

>> No.9339356

>>9336924
This. College made me a drunkard.

>> No.9339359

>>9336652
Anxiety and sweats and lack od appetite are universal signs of mild withdrawal

>> No.9339369

>>9336913
Believe it or not I had my first alcoholic drink when I was 6. My dad made a drink and put it on top of the fridge and I somehow got to it and drank the whole glass. Also my father died this year so it's hard to stop. My stepfather is heavily into drinking as well. My mother usually has 1 beer a night with a couple glasses of wine. I'm really considering droping the alcohol all together and try high CBD strains of marijuana. I've been drinking beer every weekend for as long as I can remember.

>> No.9339541

The government keeps the alcohol on the shelf because they want you to get drunk every day.
The poisonous addictive liquid will significantly shorten your life and you won't be a pension collecting burden on society for as long.
You've all been cucked by the government.

>> No.9339558

>>9339541
I want to shorten my life anyway. So it seems to me they are doing me a favor.

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9339721

I'm all out of alcohol lads

>> No.9340717

>smoke weed after work every day
>savor delicious dinner
>get the most restful sleeps every night
>feel great in the morning

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>>9338968
They are doing well AFAIK. The food they serve is pretty dank too. I actually talked to Koch once when they opened the place. I was probably the only person there who was younger than 30, broke, getting hammered on the samples they served. 10/10 would embarras myself again.
>>9337191
That sounds fucked m8, sorry to hear that.
>>9339069
But sterni is more expensive AND it tastes like crap, anon. It is just some kind of meme amongs leftists here. I'm always telling them to switch to Oetti and Gutshaus and they usually agree it's worth saving the 5 cents per bottle.
>tfw I killed a bottle of klarer yesterday along some other shit and I have to work now despite fucking my shoulder up bigly
I need a beer.

>> No.9340967

>>9339369
Pretty sure they just do it for the money. Do you really think anyone in the government cares about the losers like you using the stuff to slowly kill yourselves? I mean, there are also crack and heroin epidemics out there.

To them, pensions are just numbers, just like the money they rake in from booze and the number of people who died today. They don't think about you at all, you're making that up for yourself.

>> No.9340971

I don't like hangovers or head aches OP

>> No.9340979

>>9339262
Fuck Christ. If God exists, he's a mindless evil force that we should hate.

>> No.9341015

>>9336913
Mother died of alcoholism, brothers an alcoholic and crackhead, sister is a bi-polar wacko cunt and probably alcoholic too (don't talk to or see her ever)

I'm borderline alcoholic, much better than brother is or mother was at least

I was forced by probation about six yrs ago to attend AA meetings and they're the gayest useless shit ever.

>> No.9341116

What is a good liquor to pair with Zero Calorie Monster Energy deink? I will be drinking the orange or white can flavors if it matter.

Thank you in advance and remember that Jesus loves you.

>> No.9341178

>>9333159
>>9333163
OBSESSED

>> No.9341215

>>9340950
>actually knows about Sterni and the leftist meme

If it hadn't been obvious because of your pic related, I would have said "Berlinfag detected".
I actually agree Sterni tastes quite bad, but I usually only notice that if I drink other beer around the same time. I like the taste of Oettinger even less, though.