how do you order coffee

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Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:35:02 2017 No.9306740 [Reply] [Original]

how do you order coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:38:23 2017 No.9306750 File: 1.84 MB, 498x253, 1501640962322.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306740 "Can I have a large black coffee pls" >need room? "no thanks, I'm fine" P. Ez

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:38:33 2017 No.9306752 "large double double"

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:39:13 2017 No.9306757 >>9306750 but i want a nice coffee with all the little extras added how do i do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:42:14 2017 No.9306768 Let me get a bean juice, middle of the road on 20th street. Squeeze the cow and give it a crystal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:46:48 2017 No.9306786 >>9306757 What extras? What did you mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:48:29 2017 No.9306790 No talkie until until my coffee!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:49:20 2017 No.9306796 >>9306786 whenever i go with friends and family they have such a long order and i dont know how to order one so i just say ill have the same

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:50:54 2017 No.9306799 [DELETED]

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>>9306740
"Hello sir how would you like your coffee today?"

Like your dirty skin, nigger, now hurry the fuck up.

"Here's your coffee sir"

I hate you fucking niggers, have a coffee on me you fucking coon

*chucks boiling hot coffee in niggers face*
*jumps over counter and starts stamping on the niggers head while his dirty face and fat lips are bubbling and coming apart*

If I ever see you again nigger you're dead, DEAD YA HEAR ME

>mfw he's already dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:51:27 2017 No.9306805 >>9306796 What do they order?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:52:11 2017 No.9306806 >>9306740 With your big boy words! Go on fella, you can do it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:52:33 2017 No.9306812 >>9306799 >>>/pol/

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 20:54:40 2017 No.9306825 Depends on what you want. You just want a regular black coffee or something on the sweet side?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:02:05 2017 No.9306850 >>9306805 idk some random capucinno latte triple shot i dont know what these words means and all the types, my coffee knowledge only goes up to instant coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:02:55 2017 No.9306855 >>9306799 just another example of how /ck/ got worse when /v/ and /pol/ started coming here

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:03:13 2017 No.9306856 >>9306740 Only faggots drink anything other than black coffee. It's also acceptable to order a red eye which is regular coffee with a shot of espresso added for an extra bit of caffeine.

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:03:36 2017 No.9306858
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>>9306740
>unironically go to starbucks because haven't had coffee in six hours and I can choose not to drink coffee anytime I want
>I'll have an americano
>inb4 diluted espresso I know it is
>can I have it 75% espresso
>what
>can I have 2/3 of it espresso and the rest water?
>uhhh
>you mean like how many shots of espresso dude
>mfw
>like how you normally do it but more espresso and less water
>white people smile.jpg
>tfw not even white

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:04:41 2017 No.9306862 >>9306799 Such sophisticated humor. I don't think that this board deserves of someone with such a high IQ and talent with jokes. Why don't you go to >>>/pol/ Oh and make sure not to come back

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:04:52 2017 No.9306863 >>9306858 why do you get such a retarded order? just ask for x shots of espresso with some water added or add the water yourself you cuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:06:51 2017 No.9306869 File: 24 KB, 340x423, multicultured.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306863 >barista not knowing how to adjust americano >going to starbucks and paying startax just to do something you can do at home >mfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:08:26 2017 No.9306872 >>9306869 you're the one who went in the first place you retard

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:08:57 2017 No.9306877
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>>9306850

Cappuccino is
>espresso
>water
>foamed milk
An Americano is just espresso and hot water.
A latte is the same but with milk and not water. A double means an espresso based beverage with 2 shots of espresso.
A red eye is black coffee with a shot of espresso. Drip coffee is just brewed coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:09:24 2017 No.9306879 >>9306872 it was an emergency situation. I would have made my own if I was at home.

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:11:32 2017 No.9306893

>>9306879

> emergency situation
> coffee

le survival juice xD

seriously going to Starbucks and bitching about it, especially something that is your fault for communicating like an autist, makes you the retard here, not the barista

well, they might have been one too, but you're still more retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:13:19 2017 No.9306900 >>9306740 Lemme get a double triple Grande iced vanilla no foam soy milk extra

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:15:09 2017 No.9306903 >>9306893 >le survival juice xD >hasn't had caffeine withdrawal >communicating like an autist >t.retarded barista

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:17:45 2017 No.9306912 >>9306740 Black. Unless I'm in a starbucks. If you're spending $7 on it you might as well get the gayest fanciest thing they make

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:17:57 2017 No.9306914 Lemme get a Venti Zebra Frap. Extra whip. Yes i'd like a caramel drizzle

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:28:48 2017 No.9306966 File: 78 KB, 1199x786, cuckweather.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TWO SUGARS, TWO SUGARS BITCH

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:29:06 2017 No.9306968 >>9306855 Your butthurt only encourages me to shitpost more you little faggot ahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:31:48 2017 No.9306984 >>9306862 Why are you so triggered shit for brains? You a nigger loving faggot or something? Go on any board and you'll find plenty of people who hate niggers so why don't you just stop using the site if you get triggered so easily little bitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:32:08 2017 No.9306987 >>9306903 >hasn't had caffeine withdrawal Shit clears up in a week you enormous baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:33:47 2017 No.9306997 >>9306757 Ay girl put some shit in it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:37:24 2017 No.9307015 >>9306968 literally just have to filter the word nigger anyone who uses it on /ck/ of all god damn places has nothing of value to say anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:38:34 2017 No.9307021 File: 45 KB, 540x540, 1494996105113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306740 >some milk >half a packet of sugar >cinnamon on top

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 21:56:56 2017 No.9307092 >>9307021 Faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:02:52 2017 No.9307120 >>9306987 >it's ok to be in withdrawal when you can't be in withdrawal brah it will clear in a week and not right now when you need to be in withdrawal >emergency dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:08:15 2017 No.9307148 >>9306799 wow guys he said nigger! quick screencap it and post it to le /r/4chan for epic karma! >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:08:55 2017 No.9307151 >>9306799 the dubs and butthurt make it even better

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:16:14 2017 No.9307169 File: 20 KB, 420x300, 1496893894561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9307092 Aw, thanks Anon. Your opinion means fuck all, you and I both know that

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:16:29 2017 No.9307171 >>9306858 >>9306869 C O A L B U R N E R

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:19:36 2017 No.9307184 >>9307120 The only dumbass is the idiot who manages to catch a caffeine addiction in the first place. This isn't crack or meth you idiot you can quit cold turkey any time.

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:24:46 2017 No.9307203

I remember asking for coffee in a hospital she just gave me a tiny bit of disgustingly bitter coffee with not much water, no sugar or milk. I didn't know if I had to pay extra for the milk and sugar that was sitting there on the counter so I just walked out and drank the tiny bit of horribly bitter liquid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 22:29:17 2017 No.9307214 >>9307203 >anon gets high on painkillers and orders an espresso Wow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:02:45 2017 No.9307321 >>9307203 >being in a hospital Wew lad, you get aids from sucking too many faggot nigger dicks?

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:10:15 2017 No.9307340
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>>9307120
Honestly grab an energy drink or a coke from a convenience store. It'll give you nearly as much caffeine as you need and you won't have to argue with the barista through clenched teeth. Also work on the addiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:20:58 2017 No.9307370 >want a plain black coffee >never quite sure how to order a plain black coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:29:31 2017 No.9307406 >>9307370 >can I get a plain black coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:31:55 2017 No.9307417 >>9307370 >>9307406 >can i get uhhh.... boneless coffee

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:33:14 2017 No.9307424 >>9306740 You don't. don't spend your money on starbucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:34:07 2017 No.9307425 >>9307406 >can I get a plain black coffee? >"Sure, what kind?" >uuuh...

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:37:46 2017 No.9307436 >>9306740 C-can I get a cup of coffee p-please? >What'd you say? A large chai latte? Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:37:50 2017 No.9307437 >>9306740 Walk in and ask for a flat white

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:40:29 2017 No.9307445 >>9306757 You ask for what you want

Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:43:59 2017 No.9307456
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Can I ask for several shots of espresso in an empty cup with ice and then help myself to the half and half at the napkin station?

Will they charge just for the expresso shot (80 cents) or does this apply to complete drinks only?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:44:59 2017 No.9307461 >>9306786 >What extras? He wants a cookie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:49:51 2017 No.9307477 >>9307370 this, fucking retards ruined my coffee. I have to say meme word to actually order a cup of normal black coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:50:31 2017 No.9307480 >>9306740 sometimes I love how uncultured my country is. Outside of starbucks you can just say "Give me a coffee" and they will bring you a coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 15 23:51:37 2017 No.9307483 There's no way to order coffee at any modern coffee shop without sounding like a homosexual.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:19:26 2017 No.9307551 File: 67 KB, 615x444, mcdonalds touch screen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The easiest place to order coffee is on a McDonald's touch screen. Why are there no touch screens to make orders at Starbucks yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:38:26 2017 No.9307584 >>9306877 >cappuccino >added water in what universe

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:44:58 2017 No.9307608 >>9307551 it serves as an autism filter, spergs can't interact with attractive barista girls so they stay away

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:55:26 2017 No.9307632 Acceptable daily coffee orders for a grown man: Black coffee (cream/milk/sugar acceptable over age 50) Cappuccino Double espresso The "room" meme needs to end. If someone wants less coffee in the cup, they should specify that when they order.

Anonymous Wed Aug 16 00:59:22 2017 No.9307637 [DELETED]

>work as barista for two years
>people still come in with words I don't fucking understand

Just find a drink you like and stick to it. If you're feeling funny ask for a ghetto late. It's just coffee with two shots of espresso. Ask for them to make it with some room left. From there go and fill your coffee with as much cream/sugar as you want from the bar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:02:22 2017 No.9307642 >>9306740 Tall flat white.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:03:14 2017 No.9307644 >>9306740 >Order large coffee, black. >Ask non-binary gender fluid attack helicopter behind counter to add a few cubes of ice to the cup. >They stare at the register for 2 minutes trying to find the button that charges for two cubes of ice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:19:47 2017 No.9307676 >>9306740 You're going to have a difficult life, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:27:06 2017 No.9307694 >>9306740 Latté, no foam no sugar (i add a little myself, otherwise it's always too sweet)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:32:40 2017 No.9307708 >>9306799 moon man moon man can't you see?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:37:58 2017 No.9307718 >walk in >put money on counter >receive coffee Don't even need to talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 01:44:23 2017 No.9307728 >>9306987 Nigga try a day wtf are yall doing

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:51:00 2017 No.9307860 >>9307728 Sucking faggot nigger dicks by the sound of things

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 02:56:53 2017 No.9307872 File: 114 KB, 420x420, 1491455420742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306799 11/10 post

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 03:08:06 2017 No.9307888 File: 296 KB, 1600x1200, portafilter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I make it myself because I'm not a stupid asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 03:10:12 2017 No.9307896 >>9306740 With my mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 03:28:26 2017 No.9307936 >>9306740 2 creams no sugar

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 05:58:37 2017 No.9308247 File: 133 KB, 600x600, 1433469319029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hello, two mcdoubles and a small coffee, 2 cream 2 sugar. thanks. oh can i have a cup for """""water"""""

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 06:02:27 2017 No.9308257 >>9306740 espresso black, sometimes short if im in a hurry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 06:04:02 2017 No.9308258 >>9308247 >can i have a cup for """""water""""" You fill the cup with ketchup, don't you

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 06:04:04 2017 No.9308260 >>9306740 >how do you order coffee If ever iced heavy cream and very sweet

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 06:07:34 2017 No.9308273 File: 738 KB, 694x463, 1453763124602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9308258 no i actually fill it with water and drink it. then when im ready to leave i fill it with coke and walk out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 06:07:45 2017 No.9308274 Light and sweat. Unless I am dead tired. Then I get cocaine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 06:10:18 2017 No.9308281 >>9308274 Sweat. Yes. Sweat has a chemical reaction with the coffee bean. Hard to explain, it exudes a vinegary taste with a hint of.edamame. Perferable the sweet from an old Polish woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 09:32:18 2017 No.9308695 "un caffè espresso per favore"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 10:24:40 2017 No.9308780 >>9306850 Fucking ask your friends what kind of fancy shit they order and why. You can also just ask the person on the counter to explain shit to you. Or just try out a bunch of different stuff and figure out what you like. YOU GOT OPTIONS HERE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 10:43:06 2017 No.9308823 >>9306740 Un allongé et un grand verre d'eau s'il vous plait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 10:47:40 2017 No.9308833 >>9306740 I don't. Fuck paying stupid money for coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 10:48:35 2017 No.9308837 "One coffee please." Don't forget to bring money to pay for said coffee.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 10:50:46 2017 No.9308841 toss coins in, press the button.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 11:15:07 2017 No.9308893 >>9307632 Imagine making your coffee order part of your identity Its weird

Anonymous Wed Aug 16 11:16:24 2017 No.9308897

>>9306740
I'm learning as well. I try to go to local coffee shops instead of starbucks, but if you're going to starbucks try downloading their app and playing with their menu, come up with a drink and it'll tell you what it's called.

When I order coffee I say "____ mocha with whole milk." Choose a flavor and put it in the blank. Vanilla is good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 11:48:46 2017 No.9308994 >>9306750 Tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 12:54:47 2017 No.9309250 File: 3.04 MB, 4211x5315, nice big cup of coffee instant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9307370 Hey can I get your darkest roast with nothing in it. -t. coffee ordering pro

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 16:14:36 2017 No.9309973 >>9306740 I don't drink coffee anymore but Litterally God tier coffee from starbucks is >grande cold brew >good pour of heavy cream Thank me later

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 16:55:12 2017 No.9310083 >>9306796 Such orders are so common, I trip up baristas with the brevity of my order. The few times I order at Starbucks, it goes roughly like >"Tall latte, please." >Pause >"...oh! uh, the name for your order?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 16:58:21 2017 No.9310087 >>9306768 Honestly? Underrated post. I feel u.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 17:02:46 2017 No.9310100 Black, 14 sugars

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 17:12:39 2017 No.9310130 >>9306750 so you go to UCSC?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 17:57:49 2017 No.9310320 >>9306740 iced mocha, or iced mocha frappe/latte >>9306790 >describing a literal drug withdraw

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 18:15:50 2017 No.9310388 NO TALKIE TIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 18:16:35 2017 No.9310392 >>9306740 >Americano with steamed almond milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 18:17:08 2017 No.9310395 Can I have a medium mocha? >Sure, what kind of milk AAAAAHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 18:24:36 2017 No.9310431 >>9307456 Just hope you arent ordering from someone with balls. Baristas will shut you down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 16 18:27:53 2017 No.9310441 >>9306790 >>9310388 >"But sir, what sort of coffee do you want?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 00:30:32 2017 No.9311882 Is this the Robert of /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 00:53:00 2017 No.9311948 File: 69 KB, 500x364, 1501340798468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Drinking Meme Juice Enjoy your caffeine dependency, retards!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 01:03:45 2017 No.9311983 >>9306740 black whatever. $1 at the collectively owned 22 hour veg*n greasy spoon I go to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 01:06:08 2017 No.9311996 File: 3 KB, 125x122, 1495476469778s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9311948 I will! (until I've gone too long without caffeine, then i won't)

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 01:16:20 2017 No.9312031 File: 122 KB, 300x360, rich piano.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9311948 96 black ounces a day every day CMON

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 01:23:06 2017 No.9312049 >>9307456 cute pic dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 01:25:31 2017 No.9312056 File: 1.73 MB, 331x255, tumblr_n0ir0oYFb41swpjkio1_400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >can i get an iced black coffee >are you sure? >mfw tim hortons >one order of...iced black coffee >really?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 01:26:11 2017 No.9312058 >>9312056 What are they eating?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 01:27:40 2017 No.9312065 >>9312058 breakfast i think

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 02:10:44 2017 No.9312182 >>9310130 UC Santa Cruz.....?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 02:17:53 2017 No.9312209 >>9306740 one cream, one sugar. Just enough to knock down any bitterness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 03:31:24 2017 No.9312416 >>9306858 you clearly don't understand how you order a fucking drink

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 03:38:39 2017 No.9312431 >>9306740 I point at the menu behind the girl at the counter and if she doesn't get it right I point at it harder and make a high pitched whine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 03:39:57 2017 No.9312435 >>9306858 Just as for a quad shot you literal autist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 03:47:23 2017 No.9312446 >>9312056 People get confused when you order coffee with ice in it. I want to drink the coffee, not wait a half a fucking hour for it to cool because your pot is set to MELT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:02:33 2017 No.9312465 File: 64 KB, 633x758, 6543455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >pronounced Macchiato wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:06:34 2017 No.9312475 I'm brewing some beans I got from ALDI's the beans smell like straight ass. Is this really the shit europeans think is high class. Even foldgers is better

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:07:17 2017 No.9312480 black, americano, or latte it depends

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:18:05 2017 No.9312502 Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:23:57 2017 No.9312519 >>9312465 >mhat-chee-yaah-tou

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:33:12 2017 No.9312539 >>9306752 Medium double double

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:35:50 2017 No.9312544 >>9312475 ALDi is the cheapest shit ever. how did you get the idea of high class for it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:36:55 2017 No.9312545 >>9306740 with my mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:40:45 2017 No.9312550 >>9312544 I don't know but it doesn't taste that bad just smelled awful. Maybe because it's a light blend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:43:34 2017 No.9312557 >>9312475 No, ALDI is budget shit that's the cheapest supermarket around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:44:52 2017 No.9312563 >>9312557 so where do you get good south american beans?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:45:58 2017 No.9312565 >>9312563 specialised coffee shop

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:46:27 2017 No.9312566 >>9312563 Algerian Coffee Stores in London.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:48:46 2017 No.9312572 File: 523 KB, 900x600, dsc_0998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9312566

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:49:00 2017 No.9312573 >>9312565 >>9312566 i bet yall just drink nesco instant anyways

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:50:32 2017 No.9312575 >>9312572 do they even roast the beans in store?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 04:53:50 2017 No.9312586 >>9312573 i dink lavazza since im a poorfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 06:17:04 2017 No.9312726 >>9312519 Mhak- khi- ahtO

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 06:34:41 2017 No.9312754 >>9306740 " Can I have an espresso neAt on the rocks"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 07:15:33 2017 No.9312851 i ask for a coffee and if the barista is cute i ask if i can touch her hand

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 07:31:15 2017 No.9312879 >>9311948 >I am a child who is relaying information given to me from a parent

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 07:33:33 2017 No.9312884 >>9312586 lavazza isn't too bad, it's what i steal from the bar at work

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 08:10:38 2017 No.9312969 >>9306914 tall, grande or big?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 08:16:39 2017 No.9312998 File: 33 KB, 300x300, 1462900975056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9308695 "un doppio per favore, grazie"

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 08:18:46 2017 No.9313002 >>9312879 >I am a manchild who drinks coffee only because the people on tv do

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 08:19:17 2017 No.9313005 File: 849 KB, 918x918, 1502520446703.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9306768 This is clever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 08:30:02 2017 No.9313038 I like my coffee like I like my bulls, you silly little goose. Also just a dolop of cum please, cutie pie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 08:34:12 2017 No.9313048 >>9313038 alrigh whiteboi, open yo mouth and stick out you tongue

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 12:26:44 2017 No.9313615 File: 35 KB, 520x520, trump coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9312465 covfefe

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 12:31:01 2017 No.9313628 I'll have a big americano, but with milk instead of water.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 12:36:55 2017 No.9313645 >>9306740 Pretty simple really. I don't

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 12:37:58 2017 No.9313651 venti blonde roast with 2 shots of espresso i dont do it very often, this is nearly $5 and I get better tasting coffee at home but this is the only way to salvage their shit coffee

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 12:40:14 2017 No.9313658 >>9306740 Grande semen. Sprinkles. Splash of cream.

Anonymous Thu Aug 17 13:54:04 2017 No.9313859

>>9306858
They charge you based on the amount of espresso shots you're getting, you fucking retard. Each espresso shot is a set volume, if you want "more espresso," you have to pay for additional shots.

>Double shot of espresso = anywhere between 1 to 2 oz depending on the place, usually 1.5 oz for $4
>order an 8 oz Americano that's 75% espresso = double shot x4 = about $16

Do you see how ridiculous you sound?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 14:03:51 2017 No.9313895 >>9306768 how come only pajeets and cute highschool girls work at coffee joints /ck/?

Anonymous Thu Aug 17 14:03:56 2017 No.9313897

>>9306858
>>9306869

To make this >>9313859 more clear, think of it in terms of alcohol. When you order a rum and coke, you get 2oz of rum and the rest is topped off with coke. The equivalent of what you were trying to order was basically a rum and coke with quadruple the amount of alcohol. It's not a simple adjustment, they need to charge you for the extra shit that you're trying to get away with for free.

Anonymous Thu Aug 17 14:06:02 2017 No.9313907

>>9313895
service oriented jobs are extremely sexist, they hire only attractive girls or exceptionally attractive guys
starbucks makes it a point to also fasttrack hire minorities because they think all minorities are also immigrants and they've been virtue signaling for a while now

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 14:51:02 2017 No.9314049 File: 51 KB, 640x634, 7b363482d3374f2a08c8ff6e123bd640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw have to specify "unsweetened" when ordering a black coffee at Starbucks otherwise it automatically gets simple syrup

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 18:03:12 2017 No.9314723 >>9312182 yeah, their elite students dont fuck with anything but the finest black coffee

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 18:05:01 2017 No.9314729 >>9306740 >I'll have a double espresso macchiato

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 18:06:47 2017 No.9314733 >>9306740 The only place where I ever get coffee is at 7-Eleven, and it's self-serve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 18:13:36 2017 No.9314754 >>9314733 DON'T YOU TALK TOME WHITE BOY UNTIL I HAVE MY COFFE! I'M A REAL BITCH UNTIL I HAVE THAT FIRST SIP OF JOE IN THE MORNING KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING, GIRLFRIIIIIIIIIIEND?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 18:23:45 2017 No.9314792 >>9307608 But they're missing out on the lucrative sperg market share!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 17 21:27:09 2017 No.9315500 >>9312431 This made my day. Thank you.

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