/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9289177]

How does /ck/ leave their bread?

[Anonymous No.9289183]

In an ideal world, start a family in a small town where I can get fresh milk, eggs and bread every morning, no packaging needed. For now... it's the ol' twist'n'tuck.

[Anonymous No.9289186]

twist and tuck all day

[Anonymous No.9289187]

lawful neutral, neutral evil sometimes

[Anonymous No.9289193]

chaotic neutral reporting in

[Anonymous No.9289196]

Chaotic neutral master race.

[Anonymous No.9289200]

>>9289177
In pic related. Bread that comes in a plastic bags isn't worthy of human consumption.

[Anonymous No.9289204]

>>9289183
>>9289186
Only correct way, anything else is a waste of time or just being an ass.

[Anonymous No.9289214]

>>9289177
Lawful neutral in lawful good

[Anonymous No.9289221]

>>9289177
this isn't a problem i experience since i only consume canned bread

[Anonymous No.9289223]

>>9289177
Lawful evil or chaotic evil. Never neutral evil though

[Anonymous No.9289278]

>>9289221
how do you reseal the can?

[Anonymous No.9289290]

>>9289177
roll it up in a nice clean tea towel
bread rots if left in plastic

[Anonymous No.9289303]

>>9289200
mine comes powdered in a paper bag. Is this ok?

[Anonymous No.9289341]

>>9289278
no need, its so dense it doesnt go stale

[Anonymous No.9289385]

>>9289303
Sounds like you're talking about flour rather than bread. Of course that's acceptable.

[Anonymous No.9289395]

>>9289186
my nig

[Anonymous No.9289427]

>>9289221
this looks like a crime against nature itself

[Anonymous No.9289447]

>>9289427
It most certainly is not. Bake up some beans and hot dogs, toast slices of brown bread with butter, wa la! Uma delicia!

[Anonymous No.9289459]

>>9289427
Nice

[Anonymous No.9289464]

>>9289177
lawful neutral
neutral evil

only these two

[Anonymous No.9289482]

>>9289427
looks like tomato paste

[Jordan !Jordan.UwQ No.9289484]

Twist ties...

[Anonymous No.9289492]

Chaotic neutral and I have never had bread go stale or get moldy

[Anonymous No.9289522]

>>9289427
>B&M
Bowel and Movement

[Anonymous No.9289532]

>>9289177
tying a knot and leave it in a open dry area

[Anonymous No.9289541]

>>9289532
Like your mom's vagina

[Anonymous No.9289546]

>>9289177
I keep mine in the freezer, where sliced bread products can stay edible for months. I exist in a realm outside of your limited prime material plane.

[Anonymous No.9289559]

fridge.

breadboxes don't prevent mold and I can't eat a full loaf of bread in two days.

[Anonymous No.9289576]

does a b read box even stop your bread from going stale?
seems like they would not

[Anonymous No.9289593]

Bread doesn't come in a bag.

>baguette.jpg

[Anonymous No.9289615]

>>9289593
baguette more like faguette

[Anonymous No.9289647]

>>9289615

[Anonymous No.9289690]

Use the original bag clip in the bread box

[Anonymous No.9289717]

what if I put a freshly baked loaf into the fridge on a piece of parchment right after cooling?

[Anonymous No.9289745]

>>9289200
you'd still have to keep it in a plastic bag to avoid it going stale after a day you peasant

[Anonymous No.9289751]

>>9289546
>eating toast forever
disgusting

[Anonymous No.9289755]

twist and tuck is objectively the best way, it's fast, airtight and the tag expiry date is always like 5 days early so it's only there to lead your foolish family members astray and throw the loaf out

[Anonymous No.9289764]

I reuse the bag clip then put it in a bread box with the clipped end pressed against the box wall.

[Anonymous No.9289773]

>>9289177
Eat the entire loaf in a sitting when you open the bag.

[Anonymous No.9289778]

I leave my whole wheat unsalted bread sitting out on the cutting board.

[Anonymous No.9289781]

>>9289177
Lawful neutral, then chaotic neutral once there is less than half a loaf. I do have a bread box on my Amazon wish list, and I hope someone gets me one for my birthday so I can be lawful good.

[Anonymous No.9289803]

>>9289751
is there anything with bread that's better not toasted?

i use toast for everything

[Anonymous No.9289813]

>>9289803
sometimes a soft roll is better, soft hotdog buns are nice

[Anonymous No.9289815]

A combination of lawful and chaotic neutral.

[Anonymous No.9289819]

>>9289559
Your place must be really damp if your bread gets moldy in two days.

[Anonymous No.9289828]

>>9289819
not all of us live in Alaska, sweetie

[Anonymous No.9289838]

>>9289186
This, and if you tie a knot with it, you can go to hell.

[Anonymous No.9289842]

Neutral evil. I should probably change this habit.

[Anonymous No.9289846]

>>9289177
I keep it in the fridge or freezer depending on how much bread I get.

[Anonymous No.9289852]

Chaotic neutral here, i always lose the clip

[Anonymous No.9289905]

Why the fuck wouldn't you just keep the bag clip? Am I missing something??

Are 4channers so retarded that they THROW AWAY the clip meant to seal the bread, and then use a shittier method to seal it? Why??

[Anonymous No.9289985]

>>9289905
I don't get this either and it's really bugging me. I mean, I know they get lost occasionally, but who doesn't have a few spares? Same reason to keep twist ties and rubber bands

[Anonymous No.9289992]

>>9289177
lawful good + neutral evil

[Anonymous No.9289998]

>>9289186
This
This is the true way of making bread last nearly one full day.

[Anonymous No.9290005]

>>9289200
Where are you from?
bread in blastigg :DDD bags CAN be pretty good here.

[Anonymous No.9290006]

Bag clip or twist tuck. Clips are valuble and i use them for a lot of stuff, sometimes i take them off the bread for other things.

[Anonymous No.9290021]

>>9290006
clips are like 2 dollars at most man, what fucking job do you have that you have got to ration clips?

[Anonymous No.9290080]

>>9289828
>Alaska
>not damp
Geographylet detected

[Anonymous No.9290134]

>>9289177
Twist, reuse the bag clip, tuck, and put it in bread box

[Anonymous No.9290139]

>>9289177
Chaotic neutral in the fridge usually.

[Anonymous No.9290153]

>people who tie knots in those kinds of bags


Fucking kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.9290160]

>>9289177
Chaotic neutral here (i guess): i just squeeze the air outta the bag, twist the end shut and do the fold 'n tuck.

It's the most efficient, really

[Anonymous No.9290165]

>>9289200

[Anonymous No.9290168]

>>9290139
B L U E
O
A
R
D

[Anonymous No.9290173]

>>9290139
>>9290168
damn dude my boss just walked in and fired me

[Anonymous No.9290183]

>>9289745
Shitty white bread maybe.

[Anonymous No.9290186]

>>9290168
>>9290173
Shit guys I'm sorry I didn't even think about it.

[Anonymous No.9290189]

>eating soft bread

[Anonymous No.9290190]

>>9290168
>>9290173
Is the pic gone.

[Anonymous No.9290228]

>>9289186

[Anonymous No.9290241]

>>9290190
Yes, praise the Lord: my jimmies were just about rustled

[Anonymous No.9290324]

>>9290241
Kek

[G8rH8r No.9290363]

these
also for those who don't know, they are color coded for the day of the week they are baked

[Anonymous No.9290366]

>>9290363
Yea, but the Jews never tell you which color is for which day

[Anonymous No.9290370]

>>9290363
I use these as well. Where do we fall on the scale?

[Anonymous No.9290386]

chaotic neutral reportan for duty

[Anonymous No.9290434]

Now for the real question

Do you leave the bread on the counter, in the microwave, or in the fridge?

[Anonymous No.9290447]

>>9290434
In the pantry

[Anonymous No.9290508]

>>9290183
that crumb is shart

[Anonymous No.9290522]

>>9289177
there are people who don't twist and tuck?

[Anonymous No.9290528]

>>9290434
In the breadbox, that I keep in the microwave, that I keep in the fridge

[Anonymous No.9290529]

I usually use my own twist ties, why is that not an option?

otherwise twist and tuck not just for bread but for everything

[Anonymous No.9290533]

>>9290434
>in the microwave
As a ghetto breadbin?

[Anonymous No.9290539]

twist and tuck and if lazy which is all the time just tucking

[Anonymous No.9290555]

>>9290528
The only way

[Anonymous No.9290574]

>>9289385
it's deconstructed bread

[Anonymous No.9290580]

I'm a tucker.

In more ways than one.

[Anonymous No.9290584]

>>9289177
I like my bread like I like my women, tightly bagged and in the freezer.

[Anonymous No.9290592]

>>9290528
but then where do you keep your shoes?

[Anonymous No.9290650]

>>9289177
I open the bag and throw slices around my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.9290720]

>But a whole loaf
>Open it
>Eat a few slices
>Trow the rest away
>Go to the store when I need more bread

[Anonymous No.9290728]

>>9289177
When I buy bread I twist and tuck.
I rarely buy any though because I always end up not eating it all before it goes bad. Do the other methods actually change conservation duration all that much?

[Anonymous No.9290769]

>>9290728
ironically, bread box sounds like the worst choice after leaving it open since there's a lot more space for air

[Anonymous No.9291542]

>>9289186
This. Just as effective as anything else without any of the hassle. Let gravity do the work for you.

[Anonymous No.9291554]

>>9289177
lawful neutral, but when I lose the clip I am a true neutral.

>>9290720
wtf, it's almost like you're an american

[Anonymous No.9291568]

>>9291554
hourly

[Anonymous No.9291580]

>>9289177
>women in my family are lawful evil
>men in my family are chaotic evil
>I am chaotic neutral

Really makes sense in many ways

[Anonymous No.9291585]

>>9291580
everyone i know is lawful neutral and loses their shit when you throw away the little plastic clip

[Anonymous No.9291595]

>>9291585
I dont even get how people finesse the plastic back into the clip. It sends me into a tardrage.

[Anonymous No.9291596]

>>9291585
why the fuck would you throw away something that comes with it so you can close the bag anyways?
that's like throwing away the cover for a tupperware

[Anonymous No.9291598]

What am I if I spin the bag around until it curls in on itself like a knot?

[Anonymous No.9291603]

>>9291595
twist the plastic and then put the clip back on

>>9291598
that's retarded anon

[Anonymous No.9291607]

>>9291595
>It sends me into a tardrage.
That's because you're actually retarded

[Anonymous No.9291608]

>>9289177
lawful neutral until i lose it then chaotic neutral

[Anonymous No.9291613]

>>9291596
you can't close tupperware without a lid, you can close a bag without a clip

[Anonymous No.9291618]

>>9291607
Why I never.

[Anonymous No.9291640]

Chaotic neutral
>>9289183

[Anonymous No.9291654]

95% of the time I'm lawful neutral, the other 5% is when I go full madman and am chaotic neutral. It's certainly a rush but it's done in moderation.

[Anonymous No.9292222]

I don't understand this meme. Are those plastic bags? Mine comes in wax paper. Bread goes in the bread bin for the day. Fresh milk and bread every day.

>>9289183
If you know someone who has chickens you'll rapidly end up with more eggs than you could ever use. She sells them now rather than gives them away, so we now generally only get a 12-pack every week which is still more than we could ever use unless we're baking. Get a lot of double-yolks too.

They're vaccinated, a week isn't a big deal. I think the supermarket stuff is already a week old when "new".

[Anonymous No.9292224]

>>9292222
You eat a loaf of bread every day?

[Anonymous No.9292228]

>>9289177
twist & tuck, though I don't eat bread

[Anonymous No.9292242]

I buy organic vegan bread and throw it in the dumpsters so the vegans can find it.
Shit lasts for months.

[Anonymous No.9292270]

>>9289186
People always judge me for this, glad there are other tuckers. I used to reuse the bag clip but I realized its not worth it.

[Anonymous No.9292355]

>>9292222

You're making me sad that I'm now at uni away from home where my mother would get fresh eggs every week from her friends chickens

The eggs sometimes had dirt/shit and feathers on them but they were golden orange yolked and delicious

[Anonymous No.9292361]

Chaotic neutral here.

[Anonymous No.9292365]

>>9289427
Looks more like ginger cake than brown bread, bet it's loaded with sugar.

[Anonymous No.9292368]

>>9292224
Maybe he has a family. My dad would buy a loaf of bread (and none of this pre-sliced wonderbread shit) every day on his way home from work and the 5 of us ate enough that we rarely had to throw any away.

[Anonymous No.9292400]

>>9289177
>until I lose the bag clip I reuse it
>After that it's twis and tuck
>When I stop giving a fuck I just tuck
There's a message there I'm sure

[Anonymous No.9292426]

>>9289177
I just keep using the clip. If the clip breaks, I'll use twist and tuck. I never use any of those evil ones, I don't give enough of a fuck to use the 'bottle hack', not going to go buy a 'bag clip', though I like the idea of having an actual bread box so I might just get one of those someday. So I guess I'm lawful good, lawful neutral, or at worst, chaotic neutral.

[Anonymous No.9292435]

>>9289186
Good enough, easy and doesn't require extra materials. What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.9292442]

I've always wondered, can you actually buy bread in the states that isn't wonderbread or some other white toast bread in the grocery store? And I'm not talking about some store-baked stuff, I'm thinking of for example rye breads, syrup breads etc

[Anonymous No.9292444]

Ceramic bread box. Get on my level.

[Anonymous No.9292447]

>>9289177
lawful neutral or chaotic neutral if i can't find the clip

[Anonymous No.9292495]

>>9289177
Lawful Neutral
Chaotic Neutral
Lawful Evil
Neutral Evil
I rotate through these four whenever the fuck I feel like it.
My family is Chaotic Evil, though.

[Anonymous No.9292506]

>>9292495
my family is chaotic evil with chips but they always re-clip the bread

[Anonymous No.9292509]

>>9292365
dude it's 99% FAT FREE it's super healthy

[Anonymous No.9292535]

>>9292509

[Anonymous No.9292547]

>>9290574
Some assembly may be required.

[Anonymous No.9292803]

>>9292442

Of course. Even grocery stores usually have their own bakery section with fresher breads usually.
It is usually a bit more expensive for the "trendy" fancy breads though, not cheaper to get real bread instead of wonderbread-tier.

[Anonymous No.9292813]

Twist squeeze and tuck

[Anonymous No.9292830]

>>9289177
>bread box being lawful good

Not if you don't fucking clean it. I would much rather take bread directly from the packaging than putting it in a grotty box full of stale crumbs and sin.

[Anonymous No.9292902]

>>9292830
I was thinking the same, but if the base of the bread box is completely flat with no holes in which to allow crums, ideally if the bottom edges around the base is curved instead of cornered, then it would make cleaning a simple matter. In fact if you like, every time you use up the last slice or two of the bread box, bring it to the sink, tilt it, and shake it. Most of the crums would likely come out just from doing that, and if not then use a lightly damp cloth or paper towel. Then leave the bread box open, let it air dry (not that it would be particularly wet from a LIGHTLY damp cloth or towel) so that the next time you want bread you're all set to take a couple slices directly out of the bag and put the rest of it in the aforementioned box.

if the box has, like, grates/holes in it as well as sharp corners that would make it difficult to get ALL bits of bread out, potentially allowing for mold... then yeah, nah, just stick with the bag. Wooden bread boxes would look far better, but I think plastic bread boxes would be best. Light, cost efficient, easy to make rounded corners, and basically zero chance of small holes or sharp corners in the base unless it's made that way by design for some retarded reason. All in all, I think using a bread box would be the best choice, unless bread lasts longer bagged in the fridge rather than sitting at room temperature in a box. I have to go with whatever will make it last, even though a bag of bread probably only last me a week. I enjoy toast in the mornings and occasionally make sandwiches for dinner or supper.

[Anonymous No.9292938]

>>9292902
Crumbs, etc, does not cause mold. Mold is caused by having excess moisture.

That's the whole point of a wooden breadbox. Wood is not airtight, it can absorb and release moisture. That keeps your bread at an ideal humidity level. It's enclosed enough to slow down staling, but it's not so sealed that it traps moisture and creates mold.

A plastic breadbox would be awful because plastic doesn't absorb moisture or "breathe".

[Anonymous No.9292961]

>>9292938
Fair point, though you can easily bore some holes into it to prevent it from being airtight to promote 'breathing'.As for not absorbing moisture... what about putting a paper towel down for the bread to rest on? Paper towel absorbs moisture like a mother-fucker.

[Anonymous No.9293032]

>>9289177
Twist and tuck and the mom yells at me :(

[Anonymous No.9293359]

Lawful neutral, unless I misplace the paper clip for some reason - then I turn into chaotic neutral.

[Anonymous No.9293367]

>>9289177
I seriously just quit buying bread.

[Anonymous No.9293394]

>>9289186
this nigga gets it.

[Anonymous No.9293481]

>>9289177
Please, what is the bottle hack? I have no idea and I've been trying to figure out for like an hour.

[Anonymous No.9293788]

>>9293032
Same but my mum does the same thing :^)

[Anonymous No.9293792]

>>9293367
Do you not eat bread or do you make it now? Because both are noble alternatives.

[Anonymous No.9293929]

>>9292442
you can get a baguette for a dollar at walmart here

[Anonymous No.9293984]

>>9293929
Anon, please. He's talking about an actual french baguette. Here's a pic of my Krogers store baked. They have ryes, baguettes and sourdoughs. As far as stuff on the shelf in plastic or cellophane, they have ryes but they're going to be poor quality.

[Anonymous No.9294003]

>>9293984
>mfw flyovers call bread "artisan bread"
also, it's probably parbaked trash

very few "baguettes" sold outside of metropolitan france actually taste like baguettes

[Anonymous No.9294078]

>>9293984
i mean it tastes good

[Anonymous No.9294094]

Who the fuck does anything besides using the clip or tie that comes with the bag?

[Anonymous No.9294343]

>>9294003
>parbaked trash

Nah, they use a true bread oven with humidistat. I didn't say it was good relative to a family bakery in Provence, France or NYC, but it is substantially better than the shelf stable cellophane shit and available in fairly remote flyoverland (12 miles from me).

[Anonymous No.9294458]

>>9290592
On the counter.

[Anonymous No.9294742]

>>9289717
It would dry out

[Anonymous No.9294961]

i let the bread go stale and then when I want to eat it, I run water over it and then let it heat in the oven

if you don't toast your bread, you're a subhuman

[Anonymous No.9295518]

>>9289177
>eating bread
Enjoy your gluten death

[Anonymous No.9295521]

I twist and tuck in the breadbox.

Where do I fit in?

[Anonymous No.9295566]

>>9295518
Enjoy breathing? Enjoy your O2 intoxication.

[Anonymous No.9295573]

>>9295566
That's why I take antioxidants you troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.9295578]

>>9295573
Enjoy your terminal dehydration, oxymoron.

[Anonymous No.9295585]

>>9295578
Yeah, that's why I drink 10 cups of water a day, you neanderthal.

[Anonymous No.9295592]

>>9289177
In the fridge.

[Anonymous No.9295600]

I didn't want to create a new thread but can someone please tell me what kind of cake is in this image? Thank you!! Jesus loves you.

[Anonymous No.9295606]

>>9295600
>Flourless Chocolate Torte

Nevermind.Figured it out. Thanks guys!

[Anonymous No.9295618]

>>9295585
enjoy your hydrogen oxide poisoning, lobotamite!

[Anonymous No.9295673]

chaotic neutral or neutral evil

[Anonymous No.9295741]

The only proper way is to keep bread in the fridge

[Anonymous No.9295758]

>>9289998
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.9295787]

>>9292442
Yeah there's a lot of nice bakeries that produce many kinds of high quality baked goods fresh daily. But most white trash just but wonderbread because they consider a quality loaf too bourgeois even though it's only a dollar or so more expensive

[Anonymous No.9295797]

>gluten

i leave the bread in the trashcan

[Anonymous No.9295891]

Bag twisted with the original tie inside of a breadbox.

[Anonymous No.9295907]

Its just bread. I fucking hate all of you.

[Anonymous No.9295915]

>>9289183
You still need to wrap up and store the bread you baked. Shit's gonna go stale real quick if you don't.

[Anonymous No.9295923]

neutral evil here
i piss off my roommates with this one simple trick

[Anonymous No.9295924]

Twist it as tight as possible without crushing the bread put the clip back on then tuck it

[Anonymous No.9295929]

>>9289177
True neutral should be twist and tuck. Rivet band souls be chaotic because who the fuck loses the original tie or clip then goes and gets a rubber band?

[Anonymous No.9296145]

>>9289177

>tfw my mother ties the most evil tightest knots known to humanity making me rip the fucking bag open to skip the frustrated hassling

[Anonymous No.9296154]

>not heat sealing the plastic bag using an iron
fucking plebs

[Anonymous No.9296651]

neutral good with the end covering the exposed slice is the only way

[Anonymous No.9298047]

>>9290528
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it..

[Anonymous No.9298851]

>>9289819
I bet their breadbox has mold spores.

[Anonymous No.9300379]

>>9289177
Neutral Good, Lawful Neutral or Lawful Evil

the ones that involve tucking are mesmerizing

[Anonymous No.9300384]

>>9289177
>buying presliced bread in a bag
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.9300451]

>>9300384
Where in the west is thst not a thing? I mean sure, I prefer bread from a bakery, but it sure sells, even in Germany

[Anonymous No.9300459]

>>9300384
There's unsliced bread in bags in Canada, but that's more expensive than the pre-sliced stuff. I always go for what's cheapest because I'm on a tight budget. Two loaves for $4 instead of $2.50-3.00 each. For home-style bread I think that's actually $3.50 a piece, nearly twice as expensive.

[Anonymous No.9300472]

>>9300459
(not the anon you were responding to)
how much of your diet is bread though? Why be cheap with it if you're eating that much. Is 4 extra dollars not worth enjoying your sandwiches or toast that much more? If you're just eating it compulsively to fill some dietary quota why not just eat a staple grain?

[Anonymous No.9300558]

>>9289177
Twist, reuse the bag clip and tuck.
Where i live the bag clip has the expiration date, so i wound't want to lose it.

[Anonymous No.9300559]

>>9290434
on top of the fridge

[Anonymous No.9300664]

>>9294003
>MUH TRUE BREAD FUCKING FLYOVERS
>Gets proven wrong
>Well it's probably trash anyway"

[Anonymous No.9300672]

>>9295741
>Bread up against a cold water bottle
You barbarian
Also- I recognize the CMETAHA brand from one of the kot blini pictures

[Anonymous No.9300718]

>>9300472
I'm essentially an alcoholic, I basically always go for sales and deals so that I won't have to worry about running out of both alcohol and money, but I've been cutting down and I'm REALLY good with money so I've been doing quite well. Generally I have toast for breakfast every morning and also sometimes have sandwiches for dinner, especially when I've made hummus. I think I finish a loaf of bread basically within a week. When I do groceries in two day's time, I think I'll get three loaves, and it'll probably all be eaten by the time September comes around. I'd rather pay $6 for three loaves instead of $5-6 for two loaves. Besides, I always use either peanut butter, jam, cheese whiz, or hummus so the flavour of the bread itself isn't really a huge thing. Ultimately however I'd love to get a bread maker so I can just make my own. Even cheaper, and probably also more healthy.

[Anonymous No.9300770]

>>9289200
I'm a baker and my family business has been using plastic bags since the 70s.
Only hipster bakeries use different packing materials.
Its acceptable for small traditional bakeries in France and Germany however.

[Anonymous No.9300815]

>>9300718
have you tried baking bread? The "5 minute artisan bread" meme does work and is rather cost effective if you buy bulk yeast. Kneading the dough can be a pain but if you do large enough batches you'll only be kneading dough like every 6 or 7 days. You just pinch off a ball bake it. Modifications to temp and time can make large changes in it's consistency. Can even make pitas with it.

[Anonymous No.9300842]

>>9291596
Because the silly little clip or twist-tie takes longer to use compared to just folding the open end of the bag under.

[Anonymous No.9300851]

I never was a "bread" person until I ate this bread. I can literally eat sandwiches for the rest of my life with this bread. If you don't keep it in the fridge it molds really quickly though. If I lose the tie then I go twist and tuck.

[Anonymous No.9300854]

>>9300851
This image should help show what I'm talking about lol

[Anonymous No.9300873]

>>9300851
>If you don't keep it in the fridge it molds really quickly though.
You got shit for bread mate

[Anonymous No.9300957]

>>9300815
I'm new to /ck/, what's this "5 minute artisan bread" meme? Also, I've made hard tack before, pretty interesting process. Still got some that I made in 2015 or so.

[Anonymous No.9300965]

>>9300957
just google it. It was something of a momentary crazy the home mom cross section of society. Had a book, and youtube videos. The basic recipe is free the book and stuff you can pirate but it's just stuff you can do with that one dough recipe.

[Anonymous No.9300980]

>>9289177
Converted from twist and tuck to bag clip. Never going back.

[Anonymous No.9300987]

>>9290080
suck my cock you ignorant neckbeard

[Anonymous No.9301082]

>>9289177

>not eating the entire loaf in one go every time

[Anonymous No.9301096]

>>9289177
Bread comes in plastic bags, with a strip of tape around the top. To open it, you unpeel the tape. You reseal it with the tape afterwards.
Why is this so hard for americans to understand?

[Anonymous No.9302242]

>>9289186
>>9289186
It's easiest and just as effective as any other method. Doing it any other way is autism.

[Anonymous No.9302253]

>>9300854
It's good. The big bread companies have all made copies that are just as good, cheaper, and has preservatives that I want because I'm not a hippie.

[Anonymous No.9302352]

From Lawful neutral, Chaotic neutral and Lawful evil depending on the day.

[Anonymous No.9302354]

>>9300664
nobody was "proven wrong"

grocery store bread is not good, not even "publics" or "kroeger" or whatever. it's garbage yeast and sysco brand flour. even if it's not parbaked it's still just red star or some other bland yeast

the only place resembling a grocery store that had halfway decent bread that I have ever seen has an arrangement with a local flour mill and maintains their own cultures

[Anonymous No.9302373]

>>9300987
Are you trying to argue that AK is arid? Your map indicates that only @20% is arid. You fucking btfo of yourself.

[Anonymous No.9302498]

Neutral Evil, only the most pragmatic solution for me thnx.

[Anonymous No.9302527]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BOTTLE HACK

[Anonymous No.9302536]

>>9289177
I'm all neutral allignments
Even when I'm not playing dnd it's all the same

[Anonymous No.9303637]

>>9289177
>How does /ck/ leave their bread?


in 1000 usd stacks

bread and confections are fairly shitty on nutrition

only sna/ck/ing on sweets

[Anonymous No.9303653]

>>9300770
Hipsters know good food. All food for those who can afford it should always be made from absolute top shelf ingredients by expert craftsmen.

[Anonymous No.9303686]

Chaotic evil. I usually leave the bag open.

[Anonymous No.9303689]

>>9302527
Cut the top off a 2 liter or similar.
Place top inside bag, then put bag through bottle top, then screw on cap over bag.

[Anonymous No.9303906]

>>9289559
Fridge causes bread to dehydrate faster then at room temperature.

[Anonymous No.9304011]

>>9303637
break bread OG!