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>is your ice cream frozen?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9281022

>>9281018
it shouldn't be totally frozen at the time of serving though

>> No.9281037

>>9281018
>did you apply heat to this steak
>yes chef
>oh fuck me...

>> No.9281040

>wait is this bagged flour?
>yes gordon
>where's the freshly picked wheat, you fuck?

>> No.9281548

>>9281018
>did you wash your hands with soap
>yes chef
>fuck me.....

>> No.9281650

>this sashimi... did you cook it?
>no chef
>it's fucking raw?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9281698

>>9281018
>Are you a black man
>Yes chef
>What are doing here
>I'm the pastry chef, chef
>Fuck me

>> No.9281716

>are these almonds activated?
>no chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9281721

>is your pan nice and hot?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9281732

>so $75 for the hour?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9281741

>sous chef come here please
>yes chef
>are you using a knoife to help you cut things?
>yes chef
>Oh fuck me

>> No.9281742
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9281742

>>9281548

>travel to Italy
>make friends with a trattoria owner (tiny mom and pop place)
>they invite me to cook with them
>the moment I grab the soap and start washing meat they go "wtf are you doing"
>turns out they don't wash their meat OR fruit
>turns out it's norm for all of Italy

>> No.9281751
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9281751

>>9281741
>knoife

>> No.9281760

>>9281716
>doesn't like a nice inactive almond stew
what are you some kind of normie?

>> No.9281766

>>9281742
Aleppo soap is god tier

>> No.9281776
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9281776

>>9281766
Aleppo?

>> No.9282066

>>9281742
>washing meat
>Washing meat with soap

the fuck

>> No.9282078
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9282078

>> No.9282110

>>9282066

A man goes to a store to buy some kidneys. He says to the shopkeeper, "I'd like a pound of kiddillies, please." The shopkeeper says to him, "You mean kidneys, don't you?" The man says, "I said kiddillies, diddle I?

>> No.9282156

>>9281742
is this some sort of meme i missed or are you retarded?

>> No.9282180
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9282180

>you put the cheese on the bottom of the pizza?
>yes chief
>fuck me

>> No.9282185
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9282185

>>9282110
why did I find this so funny

>> No.9282194

>>9281742
>washing meat

did spaghetti fall out of your pockets too?

>> No.9282206

>>9281776
Ol' stoner gary always ditched geography class to smoke with the janitors

>> No.9282229
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9282229

>>9281732

>> No.9282233

>>9282229
>are your proofs written in childish negro vernacular?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9282251

>>9282078
It's amazing how much difference the context makes with rats. If that's your pet it's a cutie and basically a tiny dog, but if you just found it in your sink I would advice you to poison the fuck out of it and its entire family.

>> No.9282970

>>9282229
>>9282233
Who is this supposed to be?

>> No.9282994

I'm concerned about Gordons sex addiction. Propositioning co-workers and peers is not appropriate workplace behavior

>> No.9283019

>>9282970
/Sci/ meme, she's a black woman from hawaii who was basically given a free phd in math from princeton for being a black woman and complaining enough about "muh equality" and "muh racism" her phd thesis is written in child-like babble and doesn't actually argue anything mathematical.

>> No.9283023

>>9283019
Most thesis are.

>> No.9283026

>that's a pretty big dick
>yes chef
>fuck me..

>> No.9283033

>i have pusy
>i see that chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9283036

>>9283023
I get that most theses are written simply because they have to be but damn she didn't even try to make it look legit

>> No.9283038

>>9283023
only if you study some liberal arts garbage.

>> No.9283044

>>9283026
Kek'd hard

>> No.9283060

>>9283019
Link to the thesis?

>> No.9283065

>>9283060
http://www.theliberatedmathematician.com/math

>> No.9283068

>>9282185
BEPIS
E
P
I
S

>> No.9283071

Hello, my name's NIIINO!

>> No.9283407

>is your ketchup in the refridgerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9283429

>are your eggs in the refrigerator?
>yes chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9283565

>>9281650
Underrated

>> No.9283611
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9283611

>>9283071
Nino?

>> No.9283674

>>9281018
>is your dick hard?
>yes daddy
>fuck me

>> No.9284657

>>9281018
>the eggs, do you lay them yourself?
>n-no chef
>fuck me...

>> No.9284699

LAMB

>> No.9284733

>>9283038
maths is a liberal art

>> No.9284757

>>9283019
This sounds like slander.

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9284850

>>9281018

>> No.9284874

>>9284850
Can you buy fresh shelled peas anywhere?

>> No.9284892

>>9281742
never wash raw meat you freak

>> No.9284894

>>9284892
>>replying to copypasta

>> No.9285351

>>9281742
If only heard of washing as in rinsing under water. People actually use soap for that?

>> No.9285548

>>9281018
>is this fucking mold in the kitchen?!
>yes chef...
>fuck me...

>> No.9285563

>>9284874
Yes.