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The last thing you ate is now the ONLY thing you can eat.

How does your future health pan out? (you can still drink water)

>> No.9251781

>>9251777
Extra chunky peanut butter on whole grain

Eh i wont live longer than i want to

>> No.9251790

Cevapi.
...
Well, I might not live long, but at least it's gonna be a great time.

>> No.9251791

Nice trips. I had some homeade fried rice with broccoli beans and peppers with some fried porkbelly and an egg on top. I think I'll be okay if I only eat two meals a day and maybe dial up the veggies a bit.

>> No.9251794

>>9251777
I don't remember the last thing I ate.

>> No.9251797
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>>9251781
Are you me?

>> No.9251800

>>9251777
chicken sandwich with spices and tomato, cuucmber, lettuce, pickled chili and some lemon juice

Think I'll live

>> No.9251801

>>9251777
Leftover sketti and meatballs from a restaurant that does it very well. I'll be just fine.

>> No.9251803

I'm gunna die pretty fast, since I'm eating microwave mac and cheese right now.
RIP my colon

>> No.9251804

>>9251777
Grapes. I will die happy.

>> No.9251806

>>9251777
I used lays dill pickled flavored chips to scoop up some pace chunky salsa, im going to be dead within a week.

>> No.9251812

Wendy's chili. I imagine with the onion, peppers, tomatoes, and beans I won't be nutrient deficient in anything to the point of death. Hopefully /fit/ is right about salt being okay as long as you drink enough water and red meat is fine.

>> No.9251813

>raw sesame seeds
Fuck my asshole

>> No.9251816

Scrambled eggs. Toast. Pink lemonade.
Could be worse.

>> No.9251820

>>9251781
Scurvy is a shitty way to die though.

>> No.9251821

>>9251777
>PB&J (raspberry), on multigrain bread, with 2% milk
Not ideal, but I could've done worse.

>> No.9251827

>Taco Bell
lel, I'm fucked.

>> No.9251871

>>9251827
Are you me?

>> No.9251881

Leftover steak w/ fried egg on top, bread and butter, chopped tomato salsa w/ onions, jalepenos, garlic, cilantro and lime juice and corn tortilla chips. I guess I'm fucked because I'm getting all the nutrition I need to live to 90.

>> No.9251886

>>9251871
I dunno, maybe.
What did you get?

>> No.9251893

>>9251777
sweet potato and mustard. im alright

>> No.9251895

Sausages and mayo
Fuck

>> No.9251900

>>9251777
Stir fry veggies and chicken
>asparagus
>broccoli
>carrots
>peanuts
>ginger
>chicken
>soy sauce
I'll have to drink water to flush out the salt, but I think I'll live

>> No.9251906

>>9251777
>protein shake
LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND

>> No.9251908

>>9251777
>Udon
I should be ok

>> No.9251914

>>9251777
Protein Powder Strawberry Blueberry Smoothie
Probably would actually become much healthier.

>> No.9251915

>>9251900
eta until you become a salt elemental: 2 weeks

>> No.9251919

>>9251820
Im sure the shit brands of peanut butter and bread i was eating were fortified enough to last me into my painful 30s

>> No.9251920

>>9251777
>beef flavored Maruchan ramen
I don't know how I feel about this.
It's alright but it's poor people food.

>> No.9251927

>>9251797
Psh, no way bucko, im not a dork!

>> No.9251935

>>9251777
Jimmy Johns... hmm

>> No.9251948

>>9251915
I could rock that look. Just have to keep dry

>> No.9251952
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>>9251777
Vegan taco night :/

>> No.9251958

>fried leftover pasta with 2 eggs mixed in and some spring onions
Guess im back in Highschool again, forever

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>Bacon, egg, cheese, and onion burrito

Heart failure here I come.

>> No.9251967

a mcdouble, a fish fillet sandwich, and two dragon fruits from an international store near by. One of my favorite meals.

>> No.9251978

Brownies.

Fuck, I guess Ima be a lardass for the rest of my life. Not any different to the first 30 years of it.

>> No.9251981

Frozen lasagna, baguettes, and Reese's Crunchy Cookie Big Cups™.

This will get old fast.

>> No.9251996

Turkey, rice, beans, corn, cheese burrito, all organic. I might be ok but I wish I had some veggies

>> No.9252016

>piece of bread
>slice of cheese
>a pickle
>ham
>one shitty mayo and ketchup sauce sachet
death from sodium poisoning here i go

>> No.9252025

oh and chocolate filling oreos
even worse

>> No.9252026

Pee soup from a can

>> No.9252038

>>9251777
>lamb
>mashed potato
>carrots & cabbage
>gravy
>buttery bread
Sunday lunch ftw

>> No.9252041

Black bean stew with rice, pork, bell peppers, tomatoes, and onions

Probably missing some nutrients in there but I think I'll be fine

>> No.9252067

A tuna sandwich on whole wheat with lettuce and tomato.

Okay

>> No.9252073

Protein shake.

Hmm... I guess I'll be OK but the shits will be godawful.

>> No.9252074

>>9251777
A whole milk protein shake. It wasn't regular protein powder though, it's the kind that has an assload of carbs and fats as well. The shits would be unbearable, but I could probably go a really long time since it's got a decent balance of macros.

>> No.9252095

Why do so many /fit/ fags lurk on this board?

I'm sick of this chicken breast and low carb shit. That's not cooking, that making bland food taste not as bad.

>> No.9252102

>>9252026
Go to bed, soup

>> No.9252105

>>9252095
Shut up you fat fuck

>> No.9252115

>>9252095
>/fit/ is low carb
The opposite is true, retard.
Lurk moar

>> No.9252123

>>9251777
beef,broccoli,rice and pickled celery
okeydokey

>> No.9252145

>>9251777

homemade spicy fried chicken sandwich

i wish i wasn't lazy and put the onions on it now, still was great though

>> No.9252157

>>9252145
oh yeah prolly gonna be dead in a few months though lmao

>> No.9252170

>Hokkaido pumpkin soup
I can't live on that alone.

>> No.9252196

>Oats with milk
I ascend to /fit/ godhood

>> No.9252202

>>9251777
Fuck me I just ate a tortilla with nothing in it.

>> No.9252235

ciabatta with butter, mettwurst and bit of fresh onions, I don't think I'll survive very long

>> No.9252248

Baked cod with salsa on top that includes tomatos jalapenos habaneros cilantro lime juice green chilis onion and garlic

I think ill be ok

>> No.9252254

A hot dog with ketchup and mustard and a bagel with chive and onion cream cheese. I'm not gonna fair too well.

>> No.9252263
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9252263

Hello diabetus

>> No.9252271
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9252271

Well this is awkward.

>> No.9252302

>>9252095
>Why do so many /fit/ fags lurk on this board?
Cutting pretty much means you need to cook in order to control your caloric intake and properly balance your macros. Then cooking becomes a hobby. Then bulking season starts. Then it all becomes glorious.

>> No.9252317

>>9252271
Pros
+high proton
+test boost

Cons
-scurvy
-no carbs for energy

At least you'll die with abs

>> No.9252337

>>9252271
I really wish they didn't explicitly say Beef Testicles on there. I want to imagine people munching away on Rockt Mountain Oysters, blissfully unaware of what that means.

>> No.9252343

>ramen noodles

I'll live a short but happy life

>> No.9252355

>>9252343

Although I diced up a scotch bonnet in my noodles so no scurvy but I'll either develop an iron bowel or shit like a faucet for the rest of my life

>> No.9252393

>steak 'n shake

Yahoo, I'll be dead before the year's over

>> No.9252436

>>9251777
a fried egg sandwich

I'm fine with that

>> No.9252442

>>9251777
Cheddar Jalapeno cheetos. Time to be dead and fat.

>> No.9252445

>>9251777
>an apple.

I'm fucked right?

>> No.9252452

>steak and eggs
type 2 diabetes it looks like

>> No.9252457

>>9252445
At least you'll keep the doctor away

>> No.9252464

>"Devour" Buffalo Chicken Macaroni
I imagine I'd die by age 30.

>> No.9252467

Sausage/cabbage/lentil stew with some sourdough on the side

considering I've already been eating variations on this for 99% of meals for years, I think I'll do alright

>> No.9252474

>>9252457
Hell yeah, at least until four years from now when my al/ck/olism catches up with me.

>> No.9252500

>>9251777
>sausage egg cheese and potato burrito
well I think Ill be fine so long as I manage to not die from excess cholesterol

>> No.9252539

>>9251777
>triple chocolate cookie

Well I guess I'll probably just die from malnutrition or something

>> No.9252737

>>9251777
i ate a habanero

well shit

>> No.9252738

Filet mignon, Mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli and water.

Damn that would get boring after awhile, not to mentioned expensive

>> No.9252743

I had a sub with:
>mayo
>tomato
>cherry peppers
>cucumbers
>sprouts
>lettuce
>vinaigrette
>olive oil
>oregano
>bacon
>provolone
>avocado
>dijon

I actually think I might be fine

>> No.9252747

Toast with aged cheese, pesto and tomato. I'm good.

>> No.9252748

>>9251777
Spinach pie, i'll hang myself after the first week

>> No.9252755

>>9252747
Now i'm thinking about it, i might miss some important nutriens.

>> No.9252764

Instant ramen. Could be worse.

>> No.9252770
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oh yes, I am living off of tacos!!

>> No.9252813

>>9251777
my meaty salad
you need
>1 can of olives
>2 beef jerkies
>2 pieces of salt and salad
>a piece of bread
>2 green onions
>black pepper
>olive oil
how do you cook it
>get olives out of the can and put it in a bowl
>toss olive oil in
>put 1 onion in ass
>put 1 onion in a bowl
>blow onion out of your ass
>put 2 beef jerkies in your eyes
>put 2 salad pieces in a bowl
>put salt on your eyes and urethra
>put 2 breads in a microwave
>get bread
>put it under your butt
>sing Rich Chigga - Who Dat Be
https://www.google.kz/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://genius.com/amp/Rich-chigga-who-that-be-lyrics&ved=0ahUKEwiVlq7507nVAhVBEVAKHUv3Ce4QFghUMAk&usg=AFQjCNFY_4OEg6RbYrgUeCBt5bq4oDJ91Q&ampcf=1
>toss some pepper on thr salad
boner ape tits

>> No.9252858

went blueberry picking today
I could eat blueberries till I die

>> No.9252876 [DELETED] 

Smoked salmon with creme fraiche, watercress, and cucumbers on a seeded baguette

I'm going to be a skinnyfat for the rest of my life but it could be worse I guess

>> No.9252892
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>>9251777
>turkey bacon avocado on toasted wheat with spinach, tomato, pickles, and cucumbers
I'm very ok with this.

>> No.9252894

>>9251777

Hot peanuts and wine

hooray for me!

>> No.9252899

>>9252892
also pepperjack cheese

>> No.9252928

Pita bread with spinach hummus and falafels, not bad desu

>> No.9252937

Apple sliced into cottage cheese.
Got complex carbs and protein but low fat cheese so I'm not doing too great there. I think I'll be pretty good tho.

>> No.9252948

Ratatouille

Nice, just need some protein supplements

>> No.9252953

>>9251777
licorice
think im dead

>> No.9252971

Pizza nuggers

Oh well

>> No.9252982

Pepperoni Cream cheese pizza

/ck/ how long i have?

>> No.9252991

>>9251777
>chicken burrito
I think I'll live for awhile. Got all my basic nutrients, I'd probably kill myself out of food boredom before my health fails

>> No.9253000
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>>9252202
I shall pray for you hungry skellington anon.

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I think I'll survive

>> No.9253054

>>9251777
A 42g of protein "meal replacement" chocolate shake. It could be worse.

>> No.9253055

Mortadella and swiss on 9 grain with spicy mustard and a rolling rock beer
R8 me

>> No.9253072

>>9251777
noodle salad, not gonna live very long on that.

>> No.9253217

>>9252982
7 seconds nigga

>> No.9253291

>>9251777
Roast chicken, spinach and sautéed mushrooms with a cup of coffee (with cream). I dunno, I think I might do okay. The cooking fats were olive oil, bacon fat and butter. I used iodized salt. Mushrooms and spinach have decent amounts of vitamins and shit.

>> No.9253351

Chocolate covered peanuts and a shot of DayQuil, I don't know.

>> No.9253379

>>9253217
still here mofo

and eating it again

>> No.9253386

>>9251777
>Chili
Pretty good, assuming it's identical to what I made.

>> No.9254494

>>9251777
Chicken rice and an egg sandwich, Mmm..

>> No.9254508

>>9251777
>beef soup
>tomato and cucumber salad
there are worse ways to go

>> No.9254510

>>9251777
Frozen vegtable nuggets.

Dude I am so fucking dead

>> No.9254514

>Quarter pounder with cheese.
Shit I better get my amerifat scooter or whatever they're called.

>> No.9254698

>dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm fucked lads

>> No.9254702

>>9251790
>cevapi
Where did you ate them?

>> No.9254705

>>9251777
>trips
Chicken biryani

>> No.9254710
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>chuck eye steak, purple onion, cooked in butter
>steamed broccoli
>steamed brown rice
>small baked potato
>baked apples
>mfw I'm going to be okay.

>> No.9254746

Sushi, time to die of mercury poisoning I guess

>> No.9254776

I now eat only mature Gouda and I accept my death, glad I didn't bother with that Swiss roll.

>> No.9254811

>ranch style beans
I'm good

>> No.9254878

Brisket
Dead in a month unless we get vitamin pills

>> No.9254895

>oatmeal cooked in milk with cocoa powder and blueberries
A long way from the worst possibility, for sure, but pretty limited in the protein department.

>> No.9254908
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vanilla ice cream

>> No.9254912

>>9254746

me too but god damn it will be delicious

>> No.9254914

>>9251777
Jamaican beef patties, stick a fork in me by the 2nd or 3rd week.

>> No.9255004

>>9251777
lentils soup + tomato salad + banica.
Seems good.

>> No.9255024

>>9252317
>testicles increase test
Is this a meme?

>>9252271
Why?

>> No.9255025
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9255025

NECTARINE

>> No.9255031

>>9251777
Provolone cheese dipped in various sauces & creamy sweet coffee.

I have a feeling I'll be fat have diabetes & be constipated. USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.9255097

Ground Beef Burrito

rip

>> No.9255105

>>9251777
snack or dinner? because its either smartfood popcorn or chicken parm.

and water is fine, but if i cant have alcohol im killing myself

>> No.9255216

>>9251804
This makes me comfy

>> No.9255217

Lamb samosa from my ancient Indian neighbour. Fucking excellent.

>> No.9255913
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I can live with that

>> No.9255941

>sushi

I am consumed alive by parasites, one of my greatest nightmares.

>> No.9255948

Shrimp and calamari.
Okay.

>> No.9255975

>>9251777
>Mee curry
I'll die a happy, spicy, death :')

>> No.9255977

>Hard boiled egg
well, if it has enough nutrients to make a fetus from scratch it can probably keep me alive

>> No.9255986

>>9251777
Fried potato sauted in a minced tomato with onions, covered with cheese, and baked. It was good, but i'll never shit again.

>> No.9256000

>>9251777
FUCKING ham and eggs forever!? I'm going to be sick in a week

>> No.9256006

>>9251777
Blue Bell ice cream.
I'm already dead.

>> No.9256011

>>9251816
That would have been my breakfast if i didn't run out of bread yesterday. Do you use jam on your toast?

>> No.9256015

>>9256006
Oh wait it was actually fucking raisins.
Gross.

>> No.9256225

>sooubway

This wouldn't be so bad if i didn't get >honey mustard

>> No.9256373

Tendies :)

>> No.9256380

cucumber.. i would neet to eat like 12kg daily to get enough calories.

i think i will pee&eat the whole day.

>> No.9256395

>>9252892
>avocado toast every day
you will never own a home

>> No.9256473

>Kiwi
Was nice knowing you all.

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>>9251777
>Graham crackers

i'm fucked

>> No.9256485

>>9251777
>tfw eating flyover food my entire life

>> No.9256505

Watermelon

>> No.9256517
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>Best pizza in the country
>pepperoni, bacon and salami
>I'll get fat but will die happy

>> No.9256567

>>9251777
muesli and goat milk

it's good desu but I can see it getting old fast

I believe I will make it till my 50's, hopefully

>> No.9256573

>>9252102
BUT I'M IN SOUP

>> No.9256645
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I'm chuffed

>> No.9256675

>>9251777
horseradish flavored generic brand chips.. I dont think I would last a day

>> No.9256735

>>9251777
A salad made with mainly cucumbers, tomatoes, onions, corn and some lettuce. Looks like I'm vegan now.

>> No.9256791

>>9251777
>Pork tenderloin marinated in oil, garlic, ginger, soy sauce and honey
>Yellow zucchinis with red onions

Not my favourite, but I'll live

>> No.9256903
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9256903

Looks like I'm going to die young.

>> No.9256921

If we're counting drink then it's Vodka Coke.
If not, chicken noodle soup with peas, carrots, chicken and brocoli

>> No.9256933

McDouble. I'm fucked

>> No.9257019

Made a dish of rice, beans, diced tomatoes, garlic, onions, and a few minor things. I feel like I might miss something important like vitamin k but I might make it a while.

>> No.9257029

>>9251777
4 sausages, 4 hash browns, half a tin of baked beans.
R8 my life expectancy niggers

>> No.9257050

Fruit bowl (blueberries, raspberries, green grapes, strawberries) with a peanut butter and banana sandwich on whole wheat bread.

I got no vegetables, so I'm fucked.

>> No.9257093

>>9251777
>cup of tuna salad for lunch
Goodbye cheese fries :(

>> No.9257098

>>9251777
>Chicken teriyaki

I guess if i don't eat all the rice every time i could save on calories. Gonna miss fruit and veggies though.

>> No.9257106

Carnation instant breakfast. I'm probably going to lose a lot of weight which I don't really need to do.

>> No.9257108

>>9251777
Foot long meatball sub from subway. It was nice knowing you all. :(

>> No.9257159

>giant turkey and sausage sandwich from mom & pop BBQ place

I don't think I'm long for this world lads.

>> No.9257204

carrot cake, not too bad. After months of not being hungry I really want some chicken.

>> No.9257376

>tortellini in blush sauce
>long hot peppers stuffed with prosciutto and prov

10/10 i'm cool with it

>> No.9257378

>>9251777
>cashews and granola
Uhhh.. maybe I'll be alright?

>> No.9257550

>>9251777
Goat

>> No.9257593

five guys

>How does your future health pan out?
it's possible I may die quite soon

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Oven roasted hot wing style legs, stir fried green beans in garlic olive oil and cayenne, sauteed summer squash, and a cucumber, garlic, onion and cayenne vinegar dressed salad. I can live with it but will miss potatoes and bread.

>> No.9257773

>>9251777
Poké with tuna, seaweed, rice and an avocado, I think I'll be okay, but all that raw fish everyday can't be super good for me.

>> No.9257820

Mixed greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, Salmon, and miso ginger dressing. I'll probably be healthier and I love salmon.

>> No.9257854

>>9251804
Beetus and pancreatic cancer are never happy experiences.

>> No.9257921

>>9256933
Nah you're fine. Just throw away/scrape off everything except the beef, onions, and pickles sometimes. You'll live

>> No.9257924

>>9251777
>homemade burrito
Things could be a lot worse for me.

>> No.9257956

>>9251777
>mac and cheese with ground beef and onion
I would prefer to not live this life

>> No.9257958

Fuck
I just had oatmeal with pb and chocolate whey because I needed to hit my macros. Gross considering my dinner was roasted turkey, sweet potato, and salad.

>> No.9257972

Pork ribs and broccoli
I'm not even a big BBQ fan, this will get old

>> No.9257992

>>9251777
Watermelon

eh.

>> No.9258002

>>9251967
sounds like munchies

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>>9251777
Jambalaya

>> No.9258097

>>9251777
I've been snacking on leftover string beans. It'll suck, but I'll probably live until the scurvy kicks in.

>> No.9258306

>>9251777
Fried chicken. Great, I'm guessing NBA die

>> No.9258317

apple and peanut butter?
im all set famalam
you gotta like apples maaaaan

>> No.9258324

>>9252263
Ha I had the same thing with blueberry tea!

>> No.9258350

>>9252067
mercury poisoning

>> No.9258356

>>9251895
>Sausages and mayo
who eats this?

>> No.9258468

>>9251777
An Orange. At least I won't have scurvy I guess

>> No.9258542

Bacon cheeseburger.

I'd love a year maybe before death.

>> No.9258596

>>9251777
>sardine/tomato/lettuce on french roll with sesame oat sticks and coconut nutrition bar
I think I could live for a while

>> No.9258609

All you can eat pancakes at Denny's. I had some strawberry jelly with em, at least scurvy won't kill me.

>> No.9258624

>>9251777
A Greggs steak bake. I won't see the end of 2017.

>> No.9258633

>>9251777
>cheesy popcorn
>contains starch, fiber, a bit of fat, a bit of vitamins, but mostly nothing
>it's not even that cheesy
end me

>> No.9258663

>>9256903
but you have your protein, carbs, and some greens too.

>> No.9258676

>>9251777
Brownie with dulce de leche and whipped cream on top

>> No.9258684

Generic Spaghettios, just finished them and feel like I'm gonna puke

>> No.9258716

>>9251777
fried rice and chicken/vegetable stirfry. not terrible, plenty of calories, protien, and numerous vitamins

>> No.9258773

an ice cream sandwich
I'm fucked, but it'll taste good while I die

>> No.9258921

>>9251777
Baked garlic chicken and a sweet potato with butter.

I'm gonna be ok

>> No.9259339

2 poached eggs on toast with sautéed yellow tomatoes, garlic, basil, chilli.

decent

>> No.9259397

double-fried wings with a homemade roasted garlic and Parmesan sauce.

Well shit. Soo salty and fattening. It's also one of those things that's great every now and then but not routine.

>> No.9259684

Banana

>> No.9259717

>>9251777
>mcdee
i'm good

>> No.9259726

>>9251777

I got lazy and ate a hamburger with only mustard.
I am fucked

>> No.9260184

>>9251777
Sausage mcmuffin nigga

>> No.9260397
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>>9251777
Chicken tenders.
>Wew le reddit XDDDd pepe TOP KEK my friend brother LOL :D haha!

>> No.9260429

>>9260397
are you having a stroke

>> No.9260445

>>9260397
>>9260429
All my coworkers just saw me giggle like a schoolgirl at my phone.
>I don't even know why it's funny

>> No.9260477

>>9251777
Very bad, I just ate cake. Which turned out to have nuts and gave me a bad allergy attack. So the food has bad nutirtuion and tirggers a shelf destruct immune responce. I'd die fairly fast on that diet.
But it tastes very good.

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sunflower seeds.

>> No.9260995

Literally just ate a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. I. Am. Screwed.

>> No.9261007 [DELETED] 

>>9251777
Probably going to have the betus by this time next week

>> No.9261020
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Probably going to have the betus by this time next week

>> No.9262702

>>9257601
you destroyed that squash m8

>> No.9262765

>>9251777
Chicken stir fry with rice. I'll be good for a few years until high blood pressure works my heart to death.

>> No.9262808

>>9251777
Poatoes. Oven baked. w/ salt and 2 types of paprika (sweet and spicy)
Not too bad I guess.

>> No.9262812

>>9257854
You can't get beetus from fruit.
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/how-much-fruit-is-too-much/

>> No.9262836

>Sauteed baby bok choy in garlic sauce
>Baked sweet potato flavored with rosemary
>Paprika and honey roasted chicken
I'm going to turn orange, but I'll live

>> No.9263047

Macaroons with an espresso.

I'm fucked

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>>9251777
>Eat 1 bit of Milky Bar white chocolate
>Have to suffer eating that for the rest of my life

>> No.9263118

>Jay's potato chips
I'm not going to last very long

>> No.9263150

Lentil and kale soup
Seems pretty good.

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pic related, probably not too bad

>> No.9263501
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9263501

>Oatmeal

>> No.9263514

>>9251777
>Cannoli

Well, I'm gonna die.

Been fun fellas.

>> No.9263665

Gazpacho. I dont think i would last for a couple of months just on that.

>> No.9263677

>>9251777
smoked salmon on bagel with some tomato and avocado

probably die of mercury poisoning

>> No.9265617

>>9251777
>ravioli ravioli

I could not finish it , my stomach hurt i can't imagine eating that every day

>> No.9265622

A pack of Mr noodles followed up with cheap vodka straight from the bottlr

>> No.9265747

>>9251777
Siracha ramen with queso blonco cheese and hotsauce with a dash of buffalo ranch.
I would die pretty quick

>> No.9265866

Saltines with Seaweed flakes.

Dead.

>> No.9265939

Waffle with maple syrup and rum.
It surpringly wasnt bad

>> No.9266022

>>9251794
are you from Africa?

>> No.9266044
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9266044

Salmon donburi. I can see myself getting sick of it after a week

>> No.9266163

>>9263047
You are fucked and the caffeine will make you never forget how fucked you are.

>> No.9267191

A couple of fig newtons. How long do I have, m8s?

>> No.9267396

>>9251777
a peach
eh.

>> No.9267588

>>9251777
ranch doritos and beer. ill be fat and diabetic before long.

>> No.9267655

>>9251963
>not bacon egg potato and cheese

>> No.9267735

>>9251895
Do britbongs really eat this?

>> No.9267778

greek yogurt and watermelon

>> No.9267795

scotch fillet, maple carrots, tomato spinach salad and a bit of beef ragu I had around

>> No.9267909

>>9251777
Cheese pizza and coffee

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>>9251777
Rip me.

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>>9251777
Crude almonds... Well fuck.

>> No.9267944

>>9267934
>Crude almonds
What? Is that the state of an almond before it's activated?

>> No.9267977

>>9267944
you get different types after activating them. sometimes you get crude activated almonds, other times you get sophisticated activated almonds.

>> No.9268067

>60 dollars worth of sushi
tried some otoro nigiri and that shit was fire
I would be happy to live on bagel rolls and tuna avocado hand rolls for the rest of my life tbhfam

>> No.9268097

instant oatmeal and a multivitamin.
i am the pinnacle of health