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9227722 No.9227722 [Reply] [Original]

Stop forgetting the Cheyenne

>> No.9227725

>>9227722
those digits wasted on a shit thread. kys op

>> No.9227731
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9227731

>>9227725
The ol triple double

>> No.9227732

>tfw you forget to do the ol tappa tappa

>> No.9227735
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>>9227732
Tfw

>> No.9227758
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9227758

yes chef, john

>> No.9227778

>>9227722
>Cheyenne
It's very progressive of Chef John to be thinking of these Amerind Nations. The Só'taétaneo'o and Tsétsêhéstâhese are part of the grand tapestry that is the United States early history.

>> No.9227790
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9227790

this man is my king

>> No.9228914
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9228914

ok

>> No.9229765

>>9227722
/o/ is that away >>>>

>> No.9229945

>>9227731
you are
after all
the Michael Bublé
of your le doublé

>> No.9231223

He probably bathes in cayenne

>> No.9231229

Remember that one video where John jammed cayenne down his pisshole?

>> No.9231416
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9231416

>>9231229
>that one video where a nigger broke in and almost got away with his cayenne but chef John caught and executed him Mozambique style off camera but you could see the whole thing unfold off the reflection in his silpat lined baking sheet

>> No.9231721

And as always....

>> No.9231751

a little b of the c

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9231752

>>9231416

>> No.9231753

>>9231416
"Thought you could give me the ol shakea shakea, huh you fucking coon? Well here come the ol tappa tappa Glock to your nigger brain, ape! Don't forget the FRESHly ground black pepper!"
What the fuck was he thinking release that video without at least editing that part out?

>> No.9231769

>>9231753
Golden

>> No.9231778

>>9231753
"Don't forget, you are the Rodney King, of your stolen bling. Except of course it's mine now. Because you're dead. But enough about that, lets move onto this recipe."

>> No.9231791

>>9227778
>grand tapestry that is the United States early history.
>injun history
>grand
Pick one.

>> No.9232212

>that episode where he forces a thirtee. year old Laotian girl to suck cayenne off his dick
>"You are after all the Gary Glitter of this Laotian teen's shitter"

I couldn't find a Laotian but what I like about Chef John is he lets the home cook experiment. A Thai ladyboy did the job in a pinch for me.

>> No.9232554

>>9232212
Anyone here talented enough to draw this?

>> No.9233535

>>9232212
>the one episode where he kidnaps some kid and compares his dick to the freakishly small wooden spoon

>> No.9234137

>>9232212
>that episode where he spanks an orphaned Latino boy with his trusty spoonula
>"You are the Lance Bass of your tender brown ass"

>> No.9234139

>>9231778
Amazing