/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9176774]

>go to the supermarket to buy flavored cereal, flavored milk, assorted flavorful biscuits & ice creams
>cashier gives me judgemental looks as I'm checking out

[Anonymous No.9177009]

I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.9177052]

>buy a 30 pack of hot pockets and a giant ice cream cake for myself
>cashier asks "Are you alright?"

[Anonymous No.9177060]

>buy pork organs
>indian cashier handles it like a bomb

[Anonymous No.9177064]

>>9177060
>muslim cashier gets me arrested under uks new anti discrimination act

[Anonymous No.9177265]

>>9176774
>head to grocery store and pick up unleavened bread, corn syrup, lighter fluid and condoms
>14 year old cashier calls police
>I'm now on the sex offender registry

[Anonymous No.9177385]

>Be american
>Buy bread
>Get shot

Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.9177401]

>>9177265
why is a grocery store selling condoms? do you live in a ghetto?

[Anonymous No.9177405]

>>9177385
>be european
>buy bread
>get suicide bombed

every time

[Anonymous No.9177416]

>>9176774
No they don't. I'm a cashier, the only time I'll give you a shitty look is if you bring too many items into the 20 items or less lane, or if you stink. We don't give a god damn shit what you buy, so long as you pay for it and get the fuck out as fast as possible.

[Anonymous No.9177421]

>go to supermarket
>buy bread, meat, some vegetables, a couple packs of ramen, and beer
>go through self-checkout because it's faster
>give the employee watching the self-checkout a smile and a "Have a good day."
>go home and move on with my life

[Anonymous No.9177425]

>>9177401
Consumables are sold at grocery stores.

[Anonymous No.9177431]

>>9177425
so are you a drug runner then?

[Anonymous No.9177441]

>>9177385
>Be European
>go to the agora
>get visited by the truck of peace

[Anonymous No.9177472]

>buy a couple steaks, some pre-shaped ground beef for burger, and sodas
>cashier says "have fun at your cookout"

[Anonymous No.9177478]

>>9177472
Did you have fun at your cookout
You are a normal social member of society, right, Anon?

[Anonymous No.9177501]

>>9177421
Fucking weirdo

[Anonymous No.9177525]

>>9177472
>buy $22 worth of chinese food
>get enough fortune cookies for 4 people. eat everything yourself.

[Anonymous No.9177549]

>>9177525
>employee pulls you off line for "random" penis inspection
It's not random if it's every time in the past two months!

[Anonymous No.9177570]

>>9177525
>order 2 combos, an appetizer, and a large soup
>plan to save some for the rest of the weekend
>don't save any

[Anonymous No.9177637]

>>9177385
>be briton
>stand in bread line
>get head chopped off by Saleem

[Anonymous No.9177681]

>>9177385
>be saudi
>try to buy bread
>get publicly lashed for being without a male guardian

every fucking time

[Anonymous No.9177691]

>>9176774
>Go to supermarket
>Buy junk food, tons of booze, etc.
>Claim it's for a party.
>Do this every weekend.

Hahahah [spoiler]Fuck I wish I had friends so I could have a party[/spoilersdon'twork]

[Anonymous No.9177806]

>go to the supermarket to buy a bunch of junk
>use self checkout
>"unexpected item in bagging area"

[Anonymous No.9177874]

>>9177691
If the same guy showed up alone buying tons of shit every weekend I would assume he's a loner, not that he's having a party.

My friends help me do the shopping when we are having a cookout or a party.

[Anonymous No.9177903]

>>9177874
>My friends help me do the shopping when we are having a cookout or a party.
Exactly.
>That feel when you and your squad of rejects pack a cart full of booze and junk food for a weekend of fuckery
>That feel when you're all grown ass men with jobs so the volume of shit is actually impressive

[Anonymous No.9177959]

>go to the shop to buy cigs
>get my face splashed with acid

[Anonymous No.9178054]

>>9177874
Even when I had some friends we lived too far away and had too busy a schedule to meet up to shop together.

[Anonymous No.9178070]

>>9177416
Exactly.
There's no way someone who works as a cashier has enough self-esteem to look down on someone.

[Anonymous No.9178094]

>work as a grocery bagger
>notice things that look tasty because hungry, because lol minimum wage
>can't remember what people bought after they paid and left
>anon customers toilet is clogged again
>30h/week
>lie about going back to school next fall

[Anonymous No.9178378]

>>9177549
They want to fug you

[Anonymous No.9178398]

>>9177903
theres nothing impressive about grown men buying alcohol