/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9168688]

>who wants dessert?

[Anonymous No.9168692]

>>9168688
Sure I could definitely go for some... eh actually I'm fine, thank you

[Anonymous No.9168700]

>>9168692
Make up your fucking mind....goddamn typical woman.

[Anonymous No.9168800]

>>9168700
Could we not do this in front of the children?

[Anonymous No.9168810]

>>9168692
Let me guess, you're gonna let me order one and then eat half of it. You're not content making yourself miserable, you have to drag me along for the ride as well

[Anonymous No.9168825]

>>9168810
Why are men so emotionally repressed. Sharing things is nice and intimate, it doesn't have to be a battle for resources, you're not going to die or anything, the emotional bonding and experiencing the same sensations by eating the same food can be worth more than the instant gratification of half the icecream you lost. But you don't give that a second thought cause seinfeld told you otherwise. There's some primal gratification from sharing a meal with someone you love, it's not cause I'm ashamed of ordering a dessert. Not that other anon btw

[Anonymous No.9168834]

>>9168825
>go out to lunch with my buddy from work
>two well-dressed reasonably attractive men in our 20s
>with moustaches
>we order a dessert to split
>waitress brings the one dessert and two spoons, gives us a little smile like oh how cute
>mfw too autistic to ask for another plate

[Anonymous No.9168841]

>>9168834
Own it.

[Anonymous No.9168863]

>>9168825
That is the most guilt-tripping bullshit response you could've had. I want a full dessert, but I'm not allowed to because you're too damn wishy-washy to make a decision. And then you have THE BALLS to act like I should be fucking GRATEFUL that you took half of my shit. Like you did me a fucking favor by whittling away the already tiny portioning of the thing that you didn't even want unless I already had it.

This is why I browse /fit/ and /b/ daily in an attempt to turn myself gay.

[Anonymous No.9168877]

Fuck your dessert: Give me a pudding.
Full-on stodge n' custard.

[Anonymous No.9168878]

>>9168863
Just learn to make clear boundaries at the putset of your relationships if you have autism, it's that simple.
And really, you feel guilt tripped off an anonymous post? I'm clarifying why people do this and how it is perfectly justified, I'm not addressing your actions as an individual.

[Anonymous No.9168883]

>>9168825
Lol right, you pretend like you don't want anything (don't even begin to intimate that you might want to share with me either) but then the minute I get the thing I ordered you get to take half of it for yourself, chalk it up to being romantic, then blame me for not being excited about it? I think you need to rethink your idea of emotional repression here because one person in this scenario is being quite upfront and the other one is playing emotional hide-and-seek

[Anonymous No.9168884]

>>9168834
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBU-pzAmqcM

[Anonymous No.9168893]

>>9168825
No women are poopy not boys

[Anonymous No.9168919]

>>9168878
>you never told me not to be a selfish cunt
>what I did was perfectly justified if you look at it my way and ignore your feelings and opinions
>why are you being so mean
Want to know how I know you're either a woman or pussy-whipped?

[Anonymous No.9168962]

>>9168919
You're reading things I didn't post.
And yeah, I'm a woman. The majority of /ck/ is female.

[Anonymous No.9168969]

>>9168825
Actually you have a sick fetish and if some thot ever sexualized eating in front of me I would sexualize her front teeth down the back of her throat, how dare you.

[Anonymous No.9168977]

>>9168969
It's nothing sexual, it's strictly confectional

[Anonymous No.9168981]

>>9168977
fect off

[Horchata-Bliss No.9168990]

>>9168825

[Anonymous No.9168994]

>>9168977
I've got something confectional for you, sugar

[Anonymous No.9168998]

>>9168994
Fuck, no I don't. Looks like my roommate ate all the cookies I made.
Fat bastard.

[Anonymous No.9169001]

>>9168994
>sugar
Is that a pun?

[Anonymous No.9169053]

>>9169001
Yes.

[Anonymous No.9169103]

>>9168825
>Why are men so emotionally repressed.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?

Modern day men aren't emotionally repressed enough.

Sometimes I with millennial aged males would just learn to shut the fuck up and get shit done themselves, like men used to do.

[Nomad No.9169449]

What the ever loving fucking thread is this. I just wanted the know what the op picture was and possibly the recipe for my ice cream maker

[Anonymous No.9169527]

>>9169449
Lol OP it looks like raspberry or strawberry sorbet with a little bit of fresh mint. Sorbet is distinct from ice cream, gelato and custard in that no milk product is used in its creation. Instead sorbet uses only sugar, water and whatever flavor you like. It also has a Sicilian cousin-- granita--which is a bit coarser in texture.

Here's a basic sorbet recipe which can be done with basically any fruit: http://www.thekitchn.com/how-to-make-sorbet-with-any-fruit-cooking-lessons-from-the-kitchn-205746

See, now you fucking made me give the recipe to you. You couldn't just come out and say it, you had to make this whole production of a thread first. Fuck. Why can't you just ask for what you want?? Why do you have to play a whole goddamn game before we can get to what it is you need from me? Ugh

[Anonymous No.9169548]

>>9168825
>it doesn't have to be a battle for resources
This is why it's not okay to have women in power

[Anonymous No.9169719]

>There's some primal gratification from sharing a meal with someone you love

I completely agree with that but it's still retarded to say you don't want any and then decide you do want some after it's already been ordered. If you want to share just fucking say so before

[Anonymous No.9169727]

>>9168825
>There's some primal gratification from sharing a meal with someone you love

I completely agree with that but it's still retarded to say you don't want any and then decide you do want some after it's already been ordered. If you want to share just fucking say so before

[Nomad No.9169743]

>>9169527
Im not op

[Anonymous No.9169788]

>>9169727
>it's still retarded to say you don't want any and then decide you do want some after it's already been ordered.

This. Nothing pisses me off like making a dish and beforehand asking my wife if she will want any and she says no. I proceed to make the amount I want to eat and when I finish, she invariably says she wants some. I've had some hellacious fights when I say, "No. I asked and you didn't want any. This is mine. Fuck off." I get accused of being a selfish bastard, which is complete bullshit since I offered to make hers too. I think it's a fucking power trip and they need to be shutdown when they pull it, even if it means not getting my dick wet for a few nights.

[Anonymous No.9169823]

>>9169727
That's like 1% of the cases though

[Anonymous No.9169833]

>>9168688
>Who ordered the prolapsed anus?

[Anonymous No.9169863]

>>9168994
>I've got something confectional for you, sugar
god damn it

[Anonymous No.9170147]

>>9168825
Why don't you

[Anonymous No.9170170]

>>9168688
Looks like it's made with extracted sugar and de-fibered juice? I make mine with whole frozen fruit in a blender than goes to 11 :D

[Anonymous No.9170454]

>>9170170
Imo if you're gonna do a cooled juice dessert you should do a granita

[Anonymous No.9170459]

>>9170454
It's not juice. It's too stiff to pour.

[Anonymous No.9170467]

>>9170459
Syrup, whatever. Fruit/water/sweetener based ice desserts

[Anonymous No.9170476]

>>9170467
Mine is whole fruit, flax, vanilla.

[Anonymous No.9170479]

>>9170476
I'm talking about the op picture. Yours sounds good

[Anonymous No.9170515]

>>9168800
Oh, so now you care about the children? Just because we're in public?