>walk into the kitchen >see this How do you react?

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Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:28:28 2017 No.9157668 [Reply] [Original]

>walk into the kitchen
>see this

How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:30:49 2017 No.9157682 >>9157668 any other kot except bilini kot would get smacked (oh and patti but she's not mine)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:31:26 2017 No.9157685 >>9157668 Start the oven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:32:21 2017 No.9157690 >>9157668 Feed the bread, eat the cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:35:55 2017 No.9157706 rinse the cat off. who knows where that dirty loaf has been

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:37:53 2017 No.9157715 throw out the contaminated loaf, club the cat over the head and toss it in the rain barrel with the others

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:40:36 2017 No.9157727 poor kittums all he wanted was to have some loaf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:41:29 2017 No.9157731 yell at my husband for leaving the loaf out on the kitchen counter and then throw it out because I don't want parasites.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:42:39 2017 No.9157738 >>9157668 Be content with my life because I have beautiful cat and bread at my home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:48:58 2017 No.9157769 >>9157685 >>9157706 >>9157715 >>9157731 why of everyone aways so mean to kot ;(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 20:51:57 2017 No.9157784 >>9157769 because they're disgusting, diseased, vermin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 21:01:53 2017 No.9157837 File: 321 KB, 876x1024, 1499421855628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 21:02:57 2017 No.9157844 >>9157668 gib blini cadnibs :DDD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 21:04:05 2017 No.9157851 >>9157837 i'd post one that got caught up in my excavator the other day but someone buried it before i could snap a pic :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 21:05:57 2017 No.9157858 >>9157837 the new monster hunter game looks pretty cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 21:10:42 2017 No.9157878 File: 280 KB, 609x397, wbcl-packaging.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] enjoy my cornbread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 22:50:27 2017 No.9158268 >>9157668 cut off a slice and pop the rest in the freezer. The bread goes in the fridge.

Anonymous Tue Jul 11 23:30:07 2017 No.9158397

>>9157668
"Oh shit, where'd this cat come from?! Hope he doesn't have any owners, he's my kitty now!"

As for the bread, I'd probably offer some to the cat to see if he wants any, since I've had cats that eat all kinds of weird stuff. Otherwise I'd probably make bread pudding or croutons or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 23:37:56 2017 No.9158428 >>9157668 fucking cats always trying to nigger my bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 23:38:53 2017 No.9158431 Slice the bread. Offer kot a small chunk, and tear off more if he enjoys it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 23:40:04 2017 No.9158433 >>9157668 >realize this isnt my kitchen >grab the lady who is screaming and attacking me >hit her >tell her to shut the fuck >take her phone so she cant call the cops >raid the fridge >gtfo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 23:53:53 2017 No.9158481 >>9157727 feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 11 23:56:11 2017 No.9158496 >>9158433 >pet the kot on the way out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 00:05:04 2017 No.9158529 File: 757 KB, 1601x1919, sdfghsdfgh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9157682 Bullshit, you don't have the balls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 00:07:23 2017 No.9158538 >>9157668 turn up the music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L0Zga1eZI

Anonymous Wed Jul 12 00:16:52 2017 No.9158577
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I'd gently say, "Kitty, stop that," then go give him a nice petting, maybe rub his belly and scratch his chin, then rough him up a little bit with tickles and more forceful petting. Then I'd toss him a treat.

If you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 00:44:30 2017 No.9158672 >>9157668 Ask the cat how it made the bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 01:38:25 2017 No.9158850 >>9158496 this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 01:39:32 2017 No.9158853 >>9157668 Is that a very large croissant?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 01:46:38 2017 No.9158876 >>9158853 its normal size. the cat is just very small.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 01:57:02 2017 No.9158900 File: 501 KB, 250x145, largecatroncollider.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have an emergency. I need every /ck/ kot picture that has ever existed. Can you deliver?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:06:44 2017 No.9158925 >>9157668 pet bread eat cat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:14:54 2017 No.9158955 File: 225 KB, 1280x910, 1470802250530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158900 >/ck/ kot every cat that's been on /ck/ or every 'jazz' pic with food? /ck/ has an archive www.warosu.org/ck/ I pulled most of my kot pics from /an/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:16:06 2017 No.9158957 File: 106 KB, 1080x846, 1470904454673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158955 I'll post a few but I'm not going to wait for the cooldown or buy a pass to post everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:17:11 2017 No.9158961 File: 147 KB, 1024x860, 1471273020798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158957 captcha says select all gondolas, but its fucking Venice and not the meme

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:18:31 2017 No.9158965 File: 1.20 MB, 1280x960, 1474907451988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158961 of course the cat has an instagram https://www.instagram.com/cat.jazz/?hl=en

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:19:43 2017 No.9158970 File: 95 KB, 625x790, 1489357227005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158965

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:26:22 2017 No.9158990 File: 85 KB, 1080x565, 1489022436128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158970

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:27:26 2017 No.9158993 File: 144 KB, 800x800, 1462305025273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158990 my images are not well organized

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:28:32 2017 No.9158995 File: 612 KB, 843x768, 1460914558373.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158993

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 02:29:58 2017 No.9158998 File: 107 KB, 1280x853, 1483419782438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158995 most of the rest are meme edits, kot with keanu and that kind of thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 05:27:00 2017 No.9159402 >>9157784 tips fedora

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 05:33:13 2017 No.9159409 >>9157784 *lets dog lick face

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 06:04:31 2017 No.9159440 >tfw no kot OR blini I need to make changes in my life.

Anonymous Wed Jul 12 06:22:20 2017 No.9159462
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>>9159440
Kots are great, adopted this little shit back in 2010, wanted to call him Darth Vader since I had a couple of budgies called Anakin and Obi-Wan, mum said no though so I came up with the name Felix.

He's the most friendly cat ever, he gets on well with dogs, other cats and pretty much everyone he meets.

You should go and adopt a cat man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 09:51:10 2017 No.9159824 >>9157668 Morning, Chef

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 11:58:32 2017 No.9160161 >>9158268 >The bread goes in the fridge You monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 12:08:02 2017 No.9160175 GET THAT FUCKIN COYOTE OFF THE TABLE

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 12:57:17 2017 No.9160293 >>9160175 umm...that's bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 13:43:27 2017 No.9160398 File: 3.03 MB, 400x267, kot-cas.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158970 hey, that's my edit! so is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 13:58:17 2017 No.9160454 >>9160398 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 14:26:15 2017 No.9160550 die because I'm allergic to cats

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:33:49 2017 No.9160972 >>9157668 Cut off the bit of the bread where the cat's paws touched (because disgusting) and give it to him/her, then stick the rest in the fridge or put it otherwise out of the animal's reach. Stroke cat, go along with my day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:38:01 2017 No.9160981 >>9157668 Give that kot some blini

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 16:39:00 2017 No.9160985 >>9157668 Ask that nice kot how he did it because I fucking suck at baking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 17:46:59 2017 No.9161176 >>9157668 >fuck table >marry cat >kill bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 18:27:53 2017 No.9161319 >>9161176 switch table and bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 18:28:59 2017 No.9161322 >>9157668 Beat the cat with the bread and cook up some nice feline stew

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 18:34:32 2017 No.9161345 >>9161319 how to kill a table?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 18:58:39 2017 No.9161461 >>9161345 how to marry a cat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 19:11:11 2017 No.9161522 File: 73 KB, 409x398, 1497324167240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >grandma always leaves bread on the counter >cat always chews holes in plastic and nibbles on bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 19:49:29 2017 No.9161690 File: 34 KB, 338x357, IMG_20170303_143503.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9158496 >>9158577 >>9158900

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 19:54:02 2017 No.9161703 File: 167 KB, 1080x1080, 1487097124317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9161690

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 19:57:02 2017 No.9161720 this is literally the best thread on /ck/ right now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 20:09:33 2017 No.9161779 >>9161461 Leagalise gay marriage, it's a slippery slope

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 21:44:40 2017 No.9162167 File: 249 KB, 1014x1024, 1495845223569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9157668 Share the bread with kot no need to ne rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 12 23:20:47 2017 No.9162443 Blini

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 01:25:47 2017 No.9162883 File: 177 KB, 1024x730, 1447414491781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a kot thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 01:31:56 2017 No.9162905 >>9157668 How fucking drunk did I have to be to end up in Russia in a shitty apartment? Also where is my track pants....

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 02:20:59 2017 No.9163069 File: 639 KB, 384x600, GMgIjy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 09:26:11 2017 No.9163950 >>9162883 yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 09:39:00 2017 No.9163972 >>9157668 What does white pussy taste like? t. asian

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 09:39:33 2017 No.9163975 >>9157668 Dig out bready stuff Stuff cat in hollow loaf Pet loaf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 09:48:53 2017 No.9163997 >>9163975 >cut up and hollow out loaf >make bread cat armour >stuff cat in armour and give baguette sword

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 12:17:52 2017 No.9164401 >>9163975 solid plan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 12:36:33 2017 No.9164466 File: 40 KB, 346x387, kotswandwich.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9157668 Make a kot sandwich

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 12:51:30 2017 No.9164512 File: 36 KB, 1080x720, 1487098275254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9164466 I want to see you try

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 13:15:18 2017 No.9164591 File: 233 KB, 1280x1280, _D6B69C517D8507147D620EAD149CB6537C1BFFFBA3A0160051_pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kot and blini

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 13:15:50 2017 No.9164596 >>9164591 Its Kot Blini

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:05:19 2017 No.9164999 Explain this cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:09:50 2017 No.9165011 >>9164999 A very pretty cat who became a meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:15:31 2017 No.9165027 >>9164999 is kot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 15:52:13 2017 No.9165182 >>9157668 Get toxiplasmosis from eating the bread, develop schizophrenia and kill Satan's army before the world gets eaten by the face in the moon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 16:03:27 2017 No.9165232 File: 42 KB, 610x271, 1470194779280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did someone say blini?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 18:25:29 2017 No.9165769 File: 128 KB, 237x218, 1454963277912.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 18:55:18 2017 No.9165918 File: 121 KB, 1080x920, 15803167_1746428322341651_416458321285873664_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:01:56 2017 No.9165948 >>9165918 :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:02:07 2017 No.9165949 >>9165027 thank

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:03:50 2017 No.9165958 >>9165918 is that russia salad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:12:33 2017 No.9165994 >>9165958 Looks like a Piémontaise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:12:37 2017 No.9165996 >>9157668 Mr. Kitty! You get get off my Bread! Right Meow!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:15:03 2017 No.9166005 File: 21 KB, 248x232, 1464448643951~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9165996

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:17:12 2017 No.9166017 >>9159402 posts on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:18:35 2017 No.9166021 File: 164 KB, 656x1024, 1488769650485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9157668 KOT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 13 19:20:17 2017 No.9166032 File: 58 KB, 600x857, ren08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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