Hello friends! I bought this premium sirloin for a measly dollar, what id consider a HELL of a deal! Feel free to chime in with ideas as I show you all how to make a meal fit for a king!

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Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:37:15 2017 No.9106362 [Reply] [Original]

Hello friends! I bought this premium sirloin for a measly dollar, what id consider a HELL of a deal! Feel free to chime in with ideas as I show you all how to make a meal fit for a king!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:41:47 2017 No.9106385 File: 1.52 MB, 3264x1836, 1498704039622909613166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man oh man, just look at that marbling!

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:44:21 2017 No.9106395
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Now, the first thing you'll want to do is use PLENTY of olive oil in this recipe, or else you'll be seriously missing out on a lot of that authentic prime rib flavor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:47:48 2017 No.9106407 >>9106362 >USA beef >further processed in mexico

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:48:28 2017 No.9106410 File: 1.30 MB, 1836x3264, IMG_20170628_214457721.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A little more...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:49:31 2017 No.9106415 >>9106362 Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FywSzjRq0e4

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:51:15 2017 No.9106421 File: 1.49 MB, 1836x3264, 1498704637835400368020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect! Now, crank it up to a medium heat, and toss those bad boys in! No need to thaw them either, they'll turn out fine in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:52:47 2017 No.9106426 File: 443 KB, 480x238, 162863689662.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106362 >>9106385 >>9106395 >>9106410 >>9106421 (You)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:54:17 2017 No.9106431 File: 1.41 MB, 1836x3264, 14987048219382123427674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, we're gonna let these brown up for a bit, and while we do that, we're going to make the breading for when we deep fry them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:59:08 2017 No.9106446 >>9106431 >breading for when we deep fry them. my interest has been piqued

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:59:51 2017 No.9106449 >>9106431 You had my interest, but now you have my attention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:04:24 2017 No.9106464 File: 11 KB, 184x184, 1492189404038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dextrose listed twice >soy listed ***"CONTAINS SOY" what the fuck dude and it's only 140 calories. It's filler food and contains almost nothing needed to sustain life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:04:42 2017 No.9106466 File: 98 KB, 1093x678, Concerned Southerner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106431 Are we making country fried steak OP? Where's the gravy? Where are the biscuits? Dear God where is the Beer?!

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:05:45 2017 No.9106470
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>>9106449
I'm glad to hear it friend! Now, for this breading, I've used one and a half cups flour, a healthy dash (maybe three tablespoons) of MSG, some garlic powder (to taste), paprika, rosemary, ground cinammon, LOTS of red pepper, and a hefty kick of ginger for that Oriental taste we all love. Also, if you're feeling it, add some generic steak seasoning, for that down to earth feel!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:06:35 2017 No.9106474 >>9106464 >nothing needed to sustain life Isn't that kinda the point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:08:03 2017 No.9106481 >>9106466 I'm sorry doctor, but I don't believe in the devil's piss involved in the crafting of my meals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:08:11 2017 No.9106483 >>9106470 >that Oriental taste we all love ok now I know you're shitposting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:08:54 2017 No.9106486 >>9106474 I suppose yes, you're right, long-term suicide is always an option.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:09:06 2017 No.9106488 File: 1.57 MB, 1836x3264, 1498705724711525977782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A bay leaf to garnish...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:11:15 2017 No.9106497 File: 1.28 MB, 1836x3264, 1498705858293-889716694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mix it all up well, preferably with a dirty fork, so you can get the ghost of meals past in the mix.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:14:11 2017 No.9106512 File: 1.40 MB, 1836x3264, 1498706015105-502964895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perfect! Now on to the next part, the egg wash. For this we'll need to start with two eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:15:09 2017 No.9106514 the Wolfe pit did a video on something like that recently

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:20:20 2017 No.9106528 >>9106488 I don't think you know what a garnish is.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:20:25 2017 No.9106530
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I took two eggs, a healthy dob of hickory smoke barbeque sauce -including detest tangy- a quarter cup of Cholula chili garlic hot sauce, a cubit of fresh honey, another quarter cup of maple syrup, and emptied about an eighth of a bottle of vanilla extract.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:24:01 2017 No.9106537 File: 1.21 MB, 1836x3264, 1498706630250820888433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Add a dash of almond milk and take those lovely chops of sirloin off of the heat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:26:09 2017 No.9106544 >>9106537 Whoops! Meant to say ribeye. Sorry, the fumes in here are a bit heady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:27:11 2017 No.9106547 >>9106530 Put me in the screengrab

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:28:40 2017 No.9106549 >>9106537 What are you deep frying them in? The same oil as before?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:29:29 2017 No.9106554 File: 4 KB, 164x164, 17522970_1774563709539016_5452865295590748924_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106497 >ghost of meals past ok here's your (you)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:29:43 2017 No.9106555 >>9106530 This is obviously a farce, the amount of liquids you claimed would fill that bowl twice over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:29:50 2017 No.9106557 File: 1.61 MB, 1836x3264, 14987069649551226948412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now that these wonderful morsels have fully browned, we can get on to the next step: soaking them in the egg wash. Look at that glisten!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:32:13 2017 No.9106567 File: 1.42 MB, 1836x3264, 1498707106512-1983240354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106549 But of course! Maybe a touch of butter to boot, but this will largely be a one oil dish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:35:28 2017 No.9106578 I hope OP gets violently ill

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:36:14 2017 No.9106582 File: 1.47 MB, 1836x3264, 1498707360511-2107502210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gorgeous!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:37:09 2017 No.9106585 >>9106567 literally my moms diarrhea recipe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:37:35 2017 No.9106586 >>9106362 I'm monitoring this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:39:44 2017 No.9106594 File: 34 KB, 350x350, 1268715349115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus, this shit is taking FOREVER. Imma gunna go post another fast food thread. Because they're fast. Get it? Fast?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:39:50 2017 No.9106595 File: 1.52 MB, 1836x3264, 1498707568821611789846.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back into the frying pan with these babies. Be sure to get one of the bay leaves in there, very important.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:42:05 2017 No.9106602 >>9106594 Good food takes time, general. I know you need it fast to give those dirty xenos hell though, maybe check out the galley?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:43:27 2017 No.9106604 >>9106530 You had me going there for a second but that is just over-the-top.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:44:36 2017 No.9106606 File: 1.39 MB, 1836x3264, 1498707857651-879995422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looking good. Just like mom used to make.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:46:58 2017 No.9106613 File: 134 KB, 1986x1134, YbUYdHp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:47:37 2017 No.9106615 File: 1.65 MB, 3264x1836, 1498708030538-417951807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now on to the topping!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:53:51 2017 No.9106636 >>9106470 >(maybe three tablespoons) of MSG You're gonna get a very sweet steak.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:54:46 2017 No.9106640
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For this, I took a few spoonfuls of creamy peanut butter, a healthy splash of red wine vinegar, an unhealthy splash of soy sauce, and a great big plop of homemade extra hot salsa!

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Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:57:36 2017 No.9106644
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>>9106636
Thanks man, I really do think these steaks will be pretty sweet.

Now, mix it all together, and mix the resultant concoction with the egg was from earlier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:00:05 2017 No.9106650 OP, how drunk are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:01:42 2017 No.9106654 File: 19 KB, 350x350, 1497709343027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YAMERO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:02:03 2017 No.9106656 File: 1.34 MB, 3264x1836, 14987089042131997757774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106650 Like I said friend, I don't believe in the drinking of alcohol. Its simply immoral to put yourself in that state where you're not thinking clearly.

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:03:41 2017 No.9106659
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>>9106656
>Like I said friend, I don't believe in the drinking of alcohol. Its simply immoral to put yourself in that state where you're not thinking clearly.
This is the gayest reason for not drinking alcohol I've ever heard in my entire life. It may, in fact, be the gayest THING I've ever heard in my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:05:29 2017 No.9106663 wtf is going on in this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:05:46 2017 No.9106664 File: 1.38 MB, 1836x3264, 14987091268482135280042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Coming along very nicely

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:09:18 2017 No.9106678 File: 1.70 MB, 1836x3264, 1498709342655747828693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you're feeling artsy, add food oloring to your topping! I chose red and green because Christmas is my favorite holiday :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:09:38 2017 No.9106682 >>9106659 well apparently you think all buddhists are gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:10:40 2017 No.9106686 >>9106678 alright im done, you better eat all of this though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:10:50 2017 No.9106688 File: 1.50 MB, 1836x3264, 1498709434870-375278146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cool! Almost done :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:14:14 2017 No.9106699 File: 1.37 MB, 1836x3264, 1498709544071-1689982071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Take two slices of white bread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:14:17 2017 No.9106700 >>9106688 mmm talicious tone rappel bee!

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:16:09 2017 No.9106705
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And place our premium ribeye with a nice dollop of our wonderful KAPOW sauce on top. Don't worry anons, the rest of this sauce will be eaten by my relatives at a nice 4th of July grill-up we're having.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:17:27 2017 No.9106711 A quick question though, should I add cheese to this sandwich? I have American, parmesan, and pepperjack on hand. I don't know, I normally stick to the recipe pretty closely, but I'm feeling adventurous tonight, boys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:19:19 2017 No.9106720 >>9106705 What the sweet Christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:20:22 2017 No.9106723 >>9106644 >thanks man I think they will be pretty sweet This fuckin guy lmao can someone help me find my sides they're in orbit somewhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:22:03 2017 No.9106727 >>9106656 I liked this thread until this reply. Sage

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:22:19 2017 No.9106728 >>9106705 Please eat it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:22:27 2017 No.9106729 File: 1.62 MB, 1836x3264, 14987101289861178078504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys pls, I need an answer, my foods getting cold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:23:23 2017 No.9106732 >>9106711 Parm for sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:24:25 2017 No.9106736 >>9106732 Preferably not grated. Just slap a whole block on there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:24:29 2017 No.9106739 >>9106470 mate i know you're just shitposting here but chop up your rosemary

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:24:59 2017 No.9106740 File: 1.47 MB, 1836x3264, 1498710282586-570108831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106732 Thanks friendo :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:26:14 2017 No.9106742 >>9106740 See what happens when you don't drink alcohol? You make his bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:27:06 2017 No.9106745 >>9106740 np man, lemme know how it tastes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:30:00 2017 No.9106753 >>9106740 >Adding good cheese to that. You should've added cheese whiz

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:30:28 2017 No.9106757
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Now for the FINAL step! Sprinkles! This has been a family tradition for years, ever since my auntie spilled some on top of my cousins sandwich when she was making a birthday cake. Just liberally apply until you like what you've made :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:31:32 2017 No.9106761 >>9106757 I hope this gives you really hard, jagged shits that cut up your butthole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:31:38 2017 No.9106762 Final touch, I added a little candy up top. It looks like the flag because I love America :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:33:33 2017 No.9106767 File: 1.90 MB, 1836x3264, 1498710772852-231179050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Forgot the image

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:35:01 2017 No.9106771 File: 741 KB, 1950x2385, Francios Andre Vincent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106757 this is why he didn't toast the bread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:36:28 2017 No.9106777 >>9106771 It's not too late, he can still toast it. Just throw it in the oven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:36:34 2017 No.9106778 File: 1.51 MB, 1944x2592, 1498710955151719659430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106745 Delicious, my good man!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:37:03 2017 No.9106780 >>9106767 Beautiful plating

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:38:49 2017 No.9106786
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>>9106778
The chin and nose of a man who has lost control of his life in a wild pursuit of reactions from anonymous strangers on a Vietnamese basket-weaving discussion board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:40:09 2017 No.9106790 >>9106778 This is admittedly the most healthy thing you've posted, night-night chicken man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:40:14 2017 No.9106791 File: 1.41 MB, 1944x2592, 14987111651221241031566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106777 Nice trips, but I dont want to ruin this family recipe, anon. I feel it'd mess with the subtle flavor balance. The parm was almost too far.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:41:10 2017 No.9106793 File: 225 KB, 1200x900, 04BnO58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106778 >if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:41:40 2017 No.9106794 >>9106791 >almost too far my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:41:40 2017 No.9106795 >>9106791 lmao almost posted your dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:44:49 2017 No.9106802 >>9106791 Dr.Pepper is gross

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:45:04 2017 No.9106806
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>>9106795
Whoopsie! You caught me anon! Don't try this naked at home folks, it's not up to health code! Last bit. Very rich, hard to get down if you're not used to it. Been a while since ma passed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:48:32 2017 No.9106817 >>9106806 >Been a while since ma passed. and here it comes full circle

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:49:25 2017 No.9106820 File: 1.35 MB, 1944x2592, 14987116937062097556022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last bite! Good to the last.

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:53:56 2017 No.9106825
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I really hope you all enjoyed learning this down-home classic, and hope you put it to use in your personal cookbooks sometime soon. Thank you all, and God bless :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:56:51 2017 No.9106831 >>9106825 Thank you OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:58:54 2017 No.9106836 File: 99 KB, 1024x768, 1498655835173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106362 I'm between amazement and disgust.

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:16:38 2017 No.9106878

>>9106745
Oh, I almost forgot the taste. It's sorta got a tex-mex meets Chinese takeout taste. The sauce is really thick and creamy, almost overpowering in it's complexity, though there's very a distinct nutty taste. The parm didn't add much, but it was good too, subtle. Would definitely go with pepper jack next time though. And of course the sprinkles made it nice anf sweet. So literally all of the flavors :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:25:13 2017 No.9106895 >>9106729 That sauce looks disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:55:04 2017 No.9106982 Goodnight all. I can finally rest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:21:25 2017 No.9107269 File: 101 KB, 581x1017, 1447881771860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is why I still come to /ck/ thanks OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:02:18 2017 No.9107307 >>9106557 Fuck dude that looks absolute disgusting I wouldn't even call it food, I would also starve to death before putting whatever the fuck that is into my stomach

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:11:21 2017 No.9107313 File: 18 KB, 320x320, 13126652_552672758191052_1371858374_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106656 >eating that shit sober

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:14:36 2017 No.9107322 File: 82 KB, 400x263, post-23072-0-76201900-1406503899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106705 oh my god...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:48:31 2017 No.9107366 >>9106682 they are

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 08:19:15 2017 No.9107622 Are you the same guy that made dessert ramen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 10:44:41 2017 No.9107948 >>9107622 That guy was a girl though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 10:47:00 2017 No.9107958 Anon, there are better ways to get your daily intake of Vitamin (U).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 10:51:39 2017 No.9107972 File: 13 KB, 480x480, angerey.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] and he has to be naked sweet jesus my eyes are watering

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 10:53:35 2017 No.9107976 File: 25 KB, 720x540, 1487015288540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106791 What the hell is going on here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 10:56:13 2017 No.9107983 >>9107976 >He doesn't eat in the nude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 11:53:28 2017 No.9108149 op w t f

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:38:30 2017 No.9108254 >>9106407 "We sent it to Mexico and they didn't want it."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:39:44 2017 No.9108257 Sad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:46:07 2017 No.9108273 This is stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 12:57:03 2017 No.9108290 >>9106656 it's not patty's dad posing as someone else, clearly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 13:10:08 2017 No.9108311 >>9106362 >Mechanically Tenderized what the fuck does that even mean

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 13:11:23 2017 No.9108313 >>9108311 Some machine beat the shit out of it, or inserted a ton of little blades over and over to sever connective tissues.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 13:12:42 2017 No.9108316 >>9106705 That is not what premium is you hilarious man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:01:10 2017 No.9108778 >>9106656 I'm with you on the alcohol part, but there's no way "clear thinking" was involved in the abomination you're creating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:04:35 2017 No.9108789 >>9107948 >girl (male) That's what he said

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:08:32 2017 No.9108795 File: 33 KB, 404x404, absolutely.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106362 >30% water >Mechanically tenderized Pig disgusting americans

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:16:40 2017 No.9108828 >>9108795 paid a fucking dollar for it. what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:22:48 2017 No.9108850 A B S O L U T E M A D M A N

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:34:14 2017 No.9108880 >>9108828 >what do you expect? That you'd reject such a shitty product and would refuse to purchase it for any price.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:41:06 2017 No.9108900 File: 122 KB, 973x1200, þ¼€.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106757

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 16:45:42 2017 No.9108914 File: 263 KB, 845x465, kate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106615 > PB

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 17:08:12 2017 No.9108971 File: 178 KB, 281x484, 1492916860020.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106699 Okay, I lost here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 17:08:48 2017 No.9108977 >>9108254 We're not sending them our best

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 17:14:36 2017 No.9108992 >>9106497 >Ghost of meals past Dear god

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 17:46:46 2017 No.9109088 File: 85 KB, 370x323, 1483506803741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jesus mary and joseph ... what is this monstrosity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 17:52:34 2017 No.9109108 File: 867 KB, 480x336, This is your one; savor it.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106757 >>9106767

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 17:58:16 2017 No.9109120 File: 1.18 MB, 360x270, 1495166741877.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this was fun, I want more

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 17:59:06 2017 No.9109123 You did good. Bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 18:24:27 2017 No.9109194 I enjoyed the 10 min read. Thanks dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 18:37:43 2017 No.9109235 >>9106802 That's your problem with this? What the fuck is wrong with you? You're almost as bad as the trainwreck we've been gazing at in horror and awe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 18:50:39 2017 No.9109264 fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 18:59:31 2017 No.9109284 File: 127 KB, 1081x927, 1495368798544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 19:05:29 2017 No.9109299 File: 281 KB, 371x532, 1494885274351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 19:30:24 2017 No.9109377 >>9106705 What a fucking nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 19:33:18 2017 No.9109390 >>9106778 Adam Jensen chin

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 19:53:24 2017 No.9109481 File: 25 KB, 400x400, 1313991.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] god bless anon quality post

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 22:36:03 2017 No.9110192 File: 316 KB, 470x489, 1497385484136.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please include me in the screencap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 22:50:12 2017 No.9110237 >>9106362 >damn near seven dollars a pound >deal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 22:51:06 2017 No.9110241 File: 39 KB, 452x526, 1493719471844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i think /ck/ is kind of unique in that shitposting threads are outright encouraged.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 22:56:11 2017 No.9110262 >wasting money to entire tain people on a professional mongolian sky diving forum

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 23:03:13 2017 No.9110287 YAWN. This is no ramen sundae. This isn't even a nyquil chicken.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 23:26:54 2017 No.9110362 File: 75 KB, 480x533, 1 hp left.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9106656 You're not making a good case for sobriety and clear thinking when this is what you're putting together OP. The devil himself would fear this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 00:18:28 2017 No.9110534 Holy crap those additives can't be good for you but I bet that steak tastes fucking awesome

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 00:24:15 2017 No.9110549 >>9106547 I like this guy, me too. Just really tiny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 00:28:39 2017 No.9110559 >>9110287 >nyquil chicken haven't heard of this one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 00:30:13 2017 No.9110564 File: 242 KB, 1080x1080, 1491944673804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just another dollar store ribeye shill - i could have made 10 of these for the same price at my local market

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 00:43:30 2017 No.9110605 File: 28 KB, 579x331, zujc3g7v6mty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9110559 >he doesn't know about nyquil chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 00:57:31 2017 No.9110646 >>9106767 >>9106778 >>9106791 This thread was not funny or entertaining in the slightest. Please don't do this again, for fuck's sake.

Anonymous Fri Jun 30 01:14:11 2017 No.9110688

>>9110646
Seconded. Blogging random stunts and activities for validation in the form of (you)s is exactly the kind of normie behaviour we're trying to avoid, with the only difference being gross-out instead of glamour (thus making it arguably worse).

One dessert ramen thread was all it took for the gag to wear thin; we don't need others, not when the board's already in poor shape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 02:36:29 2017 No.9110818 >>9106705 >Don't worry anons, the rest of this sauce will be eaten by my relatives at a nice 4th of July grill-up we're having. there's more of your type?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 02:50:19 2017 No.9110857 >>9106530 a cubit is a measurement of length

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 30 02:58:37 2017 No.9110871 >>9106757 it was in the realm of comedy before. now its just tryhard. aborted and saged

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