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9087739 No.9087739[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>go out to fancy steakhouse in UK on vacation
>take my personal steak knife with me as usual
>almost get arrested

>> No.9087742

>>9087739
>pretending this is a thing to rustle enough jimmies to maintain a thread

>> No.9087743

>>9087739
look whiter

>> No.9087780

I don't think they have steakhouses in the UK. Do they?

>> No.9087792

>>9087780

They banned meat. The whole country just uses vegetables, cum, and sadness as food now.

>> No.9087797

>>9087792

anyways, they had mad cow disease back in the 80s. So they went with chicken curry and vegetarianism. Regardless of that, I just don't see them having a Ponderosa. They might have a pub that feeds you steak, or an Inn. But not a fucking steakhouse.

>> No.9087827

>>9087780
>>9087797
We have steakhouses. I know you guys love your memes and everything but we're not savages, we've pretty much got all the shit you've got.

>> No.9087847
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>>9087827
no quite eurocuck
http://bulletsandburgers.com

>> No.9087851

>>9087827

I thought you were too classy to have a steakhouse. I guess I was wrong.

>> No.9087857

>>9087827

So you're all just garbagey plebs that float around looking for meat and beer like a group of drunks? You're just a human plague..

>> No.9087858

>>9087780
They call them beef cottages.

>> No.9087860

>>9087857
Yep, that's exactly what I said, down to the letter.

>> No.9087883

just be glad you didn't get run over by a truck driven by peaceful religious people

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>>9087858

>> No.9087897

>log on to /ck/
>hide shitposts
it all checks out

>> No.9087900

Bait thread aside, taking your own cutlery with you when eating out at a restaurant is God-Tier Aspie.

>> No.9087932

>>9087739
>Go to Americano Steakhouse
>Order "Steak"
>Steak arrives well done, covered in Ketchup
>Pay
>tip 100%
>get shot