>"Anon, it says here that you consider a hot dog to be a sandwich. Care to expand on that?" What do you do, /ck/?

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Anonymous Wed Jun 21 19:36:59 2017 No.9078617 [Reply] [Original]

>"Anon, it says here that you consider a hot dog to be a sandwich. Care to expand on that?"

What do you do, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 19:38:54 2017 No.9078623 >>9078617 Meat in bread. It's a fucking sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 19:39:04 2017 No.9078624 Everyone knows that hot dogs are the white man's tacos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:17:40 2017 No.9078756 I don't. I don't know how that got on there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:27:54 2017 No.9078785 File: 10 KB, 182x210, job-interviewer-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078756 >"Anon, your entire resume is an incoherent mess. Why should I even consider hiring you over Chad Bradson?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:33:43 2017 No.9078811 >>9078785 Wait, who are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:37:58 2017 No.9078823 File: 12 KB, 338x208, job-interviewer-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078811 >"What? You can't even remember my name? Alright, I think we're done here. Security!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:43:22 2017 No.9078845 >>9078823 Wait, wait. Yes. The hotdog is a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:45:21 2017 No.9078851 File: 66 KB, 1031x427, ok.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078845 >"Is this man serious? Guards, see to it he finds his way out."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:45:30 2017 No.9078852 >>9078785 Chad here, hotdogs are definitely sandwiches, bread, meat, mayonnaise it's all there, my man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:51:45 2017 No.9078878 File: 161 KB, 299x420, security guard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078845 >"Sir, please step this way."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:54:53 2017 No.9078889 >>9078878 I-I-I block you with COUNTERSPELL!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 20:58:32 2017 No.9078905 File: 89 KB, 256x282, security guard-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078889 >"Sir, just calm down and come with me."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:01:02 2017 No.9078910 >>9078905 O-okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:01:15 2017 No.9078911 >>9078905 >>9078878 literally a hot dog security guard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:02:03 2017 No.9078914 File: 39 KB, 501x373, 421566_110052819134743_1827862103_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078851 Ey yo whitey i herd u lokin for sum hard hittn niggaz, i dont got a re zoo may but ull hit me up ay B?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:02:06 2017 No.9078915 >>9078617 Its a (((HotDog))) it can't be a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:03:05 2017 No.9078920 >>9078905 AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:03:59 2017 No.9078923 File: 89 KB, 272x246, security guard-3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078910 >"There we go. Do you remember where you parked?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:05:11 2017 No.9078925 Expound, not expand. Common mistake by people say also say I could care less.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:06:16 2017 No.9078928 >>9078923 My mother will be here in 15 minutes, shithead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:06:25 2017 No.9078930 >>9078923 Do you, uhh, have to be so close to my face?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:08:09 2017 No.9078936 A sandwich is constructed of two separate pieces of bread, since the bun is one whole, the hotdog does not constitute a sandwich.

Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:09:51 2017 No.9078944
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>>9078928
>"Sir, there's no need for belligerence. I'm just doing my job."

>>9078930
>"Sir, I'm afraid it's necessary to make sure there's no funny business. I appreciate your cooperation."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:09:55 2017 No.9078945 File: 96 KB, 460x356, booty ass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078936

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:11:27 2017 No.9078947 File: 18 KB, 906x250, hurrrrr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078925 Umm, no, sweetie. "Expand upon" is a perfectly acceptable turn of phrase.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:11:58 2017 No.9078950 File: 9 KB, 220x224, Stefan_Molyneux_2014-02-10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078945 Not a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:12:54 2017 No.9078952 >>9078950 how so?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:14:13 2017 No.9078954 >>9078952 >A sandwich is constructed of two separate pieces of bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:15:32 2017 No.9078962 >>9078944 Okay, but can you let go of my hand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:18:19 2017 No.9078971 >>9078954 didn't know you invented the sandwich, bucko? a sandwich does not require two pieces of bread. it requires ingredients. i could put peanut butter and jelly on my hands and it would technically be a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:18:40 2017 No.9078972 File: 252 KB, 994x308, security guard-5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078962 >"Sorry, sir, but until your ride gets here, I'm required to maintain physical contact. Company policy."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:19:25 2017 No.9078977 >>9078972 take your hand out of my pocket please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:20:45 2017 No.9078979 >>9078971 yeah good luck with that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:22:00 2017 No.9078981 File: 366 KB, 1000x514, security guard-6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078977 >"Sir, my hand is not in your pocket. Are you feeling okay? Do you need a cup of water or something?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:23:09 2017 No.9078984 >>9078981 I-i think my ride is here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:28:40 2017 No.9079002 File: 31 KB, 470x290, anons mom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078984 >"Anoooon! Hey! So how'd it go? Is my little man finally going to get himself a job?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:31:10 2017 No.9079011 Fried chicken is a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:31:58 2017 No.9079013 >>9079002 Please, just drive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:33:59 2017 No.9079023 >>9078947 Common vernacular aka slang isn't the standard

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:34:05 2017 No.9079024 >>9079002 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i hate you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:35:05 2017 No.9079025 >>9079002 >mom! stop! you're embarrassing me, gosh!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:37:01 2017 No.9079030 >>9079023 *yet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:37:59 2017 No.9079031 File: 12 KB, 180x164, anons mom-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079013 >"O-okay, sweetie, we don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. Say, why don't we stop for lunch at Burger King! I hear they have hot dogs now!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:40:19 2017 No.9079038 >>9079031 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:41:51 2017 No.9079045 >>9079031 I couldn't possibly eat a whole sandwich right now...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:42:39 2017 No.9079048 >>9079045 a sandwich, you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:43:38 2017 No.9079052 File: 19 KB, 497x497, 1486250132158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079023 >I literally cannot accept the fact that people sometimes use slang instead of "standard" English vernacular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:54:47 2017 No.9079072 File: 16 KB, 228x256, anons mom-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079045 >"That's okay, sweetie. You know, whether you got the job or not, I'm still proud of you for putting yourself out there instead of loafing around the house all day."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:58:04 2017 No.9079079 >>9078617 A footlong hot dog is a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 21:59:15 2017 No.9079082 >>9079072 Umm, mom watch the road...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:01:13 2017 No.9079089 File: 574 KB, 629x315, WEEOOWEEOO.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079082

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:05:13 2017 No.9079100 File: 57 KB, 391x436, cop-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079072 >>9079082 >"Ma'am, do you know how fast you were driving there?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:07:58 2017 No.9079110 File: 14 KB, 252x314, anons mom-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079100 >"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry! I was just talking with my son after he finally got a job interview, and, I, uh..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:10:42 2017 No.9079120 File: 34 KB, 338x380, cop-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079110 >"Alright, alright, calm down. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time. Don't let it happen again, now!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:13:02 2017 No.9079126 What the fuck is this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:14:21 2017 No.9079129 >>9079120 My mom has cocaine in her perse

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:17:10 2017 No.9079135 >>9079126 Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:18:48 2017 No.9079139 File: 69 KB, 634x635, 1468125247811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078914

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:19:16 2017 No.9079141 File: 36 KB, 420x408, cop-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079129 >"What? Ma'am, is this true?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:20:55 2017 No.9079144 File: 246 KB, 1319x907, 1496632057280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9078936 so submarine sandwiches aren't sandwiches? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HKY3mfLE2A

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:23:12 2017 No.9079153 >>9078954 What if you cut the piece of bread in half?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:23:14 2017 No.9079154 File: 29 KB, 446x492, anons mom-5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079129 >>9079141 >"Ohmygosh, officer, no! My little anon here just has an overactive imagination! He just hasn't been himself since his father died..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:24:23 2017 No.9079157 >>9079154 is this the part where mommy gets BLACKED by the cop and security guard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:28:06 2017 No.9079165 >>9079157 That wasn't planned. But it is now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:28:30 2017 No.9079166 File: 16 KB, 298x300, cop3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079154 >What happened to his father? Ma'am?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:30:33 2017 No.9079171 >>9079165 I just hope she doesn't eat his dick like a hotdog, a footlong this early in the afternoon...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:37:36 2017 No.9079191 File: 18 KB, 444x320, anons mom-6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079166 >"I-I can't talk about it. It hurts to even think about what happened. Please, if there's nothing else, just let us be on our way..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:38:56 2017 No.9079194 >>9079144 Is a potart a wrap?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:39:37 2017 No.9079197 File: 45 KB, 596x474, cop-4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079191 >"Alright, alright, carry on, then. Take care, now."

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:39:57 2017 No.9079198 File: 141 KB, 1218x834, judge-protects-bill-cosby-from-self-incrimination.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079171 There's always room for jello.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:40:31 2017 No.9079200 What a cringe thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:40:57 2017 No.9079201 File: 60 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9079194 It's a pocket pie, a subset of the sealed sandwich. How many times do we have to go over this day 1 shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:42:04 2017 No.9079204 >>9078623 How about pigs in a blanket? Is that a sandwich? What about if you made a scotch egg type thing but with bread instead of breading, is that a sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 22:53:27 2017 No.9079244 >>9079204 Yes. And yes. One day you shall break your chains and crawl out of the cave too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 21 23:54:48 2017 No.9079427 >>9079031 >>9079045 >>9079048 >this thread

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