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9072277 No.9072277 [Reply] [Original]

>be me, a PCT (patient care tech) at a local hospital
>have to go sit with a patient all day who is on suicide/homicide precautions and has to have a sitter in room
>fuck it, guess I'm watching tv all day
>patient asleep for a while but wakes up coughing and crying every now and then, talking to herself
>was admitted after her husband beat the shit out of her and she tried to kill herself by ODing on heroin she bought
>didntwork.jpeg
>watching tv, food network, when she finally wakes up
>help her out with stuff, take some vitals, etc
>throughout the day we start getting to know each other and it turns out she is a professional chef and owns her own restaurant in an upscale part of town
>she has a dark sense of humor and she and I sit there and laugh and make fun of the fat kids on those kid cooking competition shows
>genuinely enjoy each other's company
>talk about food all day, get a chance to ask her questions about sauces and preparation methods, even some about her trying to kill herself (it wasn't the first time)
>have a great day at work and leave at 7pm when the night shift sitter gets there

It was kind of cooking related, but I thought I would share with y'all.


Also, what kinds of culinary application could adderall have?

>> No.9072329
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9072329

>>9072277

Vaguely related. When I was in the looney bin, I expected the food be garbage, but it was mostly amazing.

>> No.9072339

>>9072277
You shouldn't get too friendly with the patients.

>> No.9072356

>>9072277
Give her an overdose of cock.

>> No.9072357

Yeah, direct to blog.

>> No.9072390

>>9072277

Those child cooking shows are meant for pedos, no joke.

IR adderall is sweet, maybe an AMP'd reduction or something.

>> No.9072431

>>9072329
>crazy person thinks institutional food is amazing
you probably should have stayed a little longer

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>>9072277
Pro chefs have a predisposition to mental afflictions
During my rather short time in the bin (two weeks) I met three others, out of a group of 40 odd humans
If it is allowed, try cooking something and bringing it in to get feedback
As for adderal cuisine, you ought to try blitzing them and whipping into a chantilly if they are of the sweet variety, and perhaps into some sort of tart cocktail if not?
Amp tastes like ass either way IMHO

>> No.9072499

Keep the relationship professional, shes not there to talk about your favorite fast foods