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My girlfriend had her son about two years ago and says she's ready to get fit again. What food can I cook her that's full of flavor but low on carbs?

>> No.9071671

bacon

>> No.9071672

>>9071669
bacon

>> No.9071673

Semen

>> No.9071680

>>9071669
Bleach pudding.

>> No.9071682

>>9071669
oh just full her food full of laxatives so she shits all that shit out

dont forget to buy her a new toilet brush too

>> No.9071683

>>9071669
>her son

>> No.9071684

>>9071669
>low on carbs?
You dumb fuck retarded double niggers

>> No.9071685

>>9071669
Bleach bacon semen pudding with a side of laxatives.

>> No.9071686

>>9071683
>>9071684
bait thread confirmed

>> No.9071707

just tell her to stop being an asinine cunt and watch her daily caloric intake

>> No.9071708

>>9071669
>my girlfriend's son

Cuck.

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9071723

>had her son
>what can I cook for her

>> No.9071747

>>9071708
Maybe if people like you actually took care of their responsibilities and kept your dick in your pants, things like that wouldn't be a problem.

>> No.9071769

>fit
>low on carbs
Lmfao

>> No.9071785

>>9071747
maybe if your girlfriend wasn't a whore, or if she found it absolutely necessary to be a whore she would at least take the pill, things like that wouldn't be a problem.

>> No.9071799

>>9071785
Maybe if you weren't a whore who likes sucking dicks 24/7, you wouldn't assume that everyone else are also whores, cumdumpster. Go wipe the smeg from your asshole and THINK about your poor life choices.
Also, women aren't the only people responsible for preventing pregnancy. Let's see YOU take prescription medication that affects your hormones and pulmonary functions on a daily basis, before you get all smug. Oh wait, you probably DO, since you can only get it up with the help of the little blue pill (which is why you're a bitch bottom).

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>>9071799
>Being emotional
>Then calling someone else a bottom bitch.

>>9071669
"Says shes ready to get fit again"
Yeah they say a lot of things.

God bless you OP, bless your stupid heart.

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>>9071799
Cuck enjoy your rosties bastard child

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>>9071799
Holy fuck are you a crybaby, sounds like your the one taking the hormone meds or is it all the built up anger from your whore girlfriends son

>> No.9072003

Why do stupid people think low carb is synonymous with getting fit?

>> No.9072006

>>9071997
What the fuck is your problem "bro"? I just came here along for advice and you decided to be fucking loser about it. If you don't like it, then hide the thread. Don't reply to me or my threads in the future.

>> No.9072011

>>9071669
>my girlfriend
>her son
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
cuck.

>> No.9072016

>>9072011
First day on 4Chinks?

>> No.9072018

>>9072006
>Asking for advise from people who hate everything
Your in the wrong place fucko

>> No.9072019

>>9072016
because its a bait thread?
if theres any chance that op is genuine i want him to feel shame

>> No.9072020

>>9072011
>stealing the mantle of fatherhood from another man makes you a cuck

>> No.9072022

>>9072020
>letting a roastie whore throw her responsibilities on you because youre a passive beta
>having to play mental gymnastics to justify your cuckoldry

>> No.9072028

>>9072020
>mantle of fatherhood
holy shit you're fucking pathetic
bet the kid isn't even you or your girlfriend's race

>> No.9072030

>>9072022
This man's "son" will never even know his name. This man's "legacy" will be overwritten by my own. He will never feel the joy of a son hitting the winning homerun or teaching a son how to shave for the first time. His blood may persevere, but he will be forgotten. My legacy will live on in a little boy I love and cherish.

>> No.9072035

>>9072028
>not his girlfriend's race
it's guaranteed to be at least half her race retarded drumpflet

>> No.9072046

>>9071669
>1 post by this ID

>> No.9072048

>>9071669
nice

>> No.9072055

>>9072030
well that entire post was fucking gay

you love and cherish a bastard son because you want sex from your whore girlfriend. you are raising a human made from the genes that came inside your whore girlfriend. and youre a big enough loser to take her responsibility.

dump the bitch, stop eating soy, and start lifiting, you pathetic beta male cuck

>> No.9072067

Is adoption a form of cuckoldry?

>> No.9072074

>>9072055
Go back to /fit/, dumbass. It's very clear to me that you're projecting your insecurities and failures onto anonymous posters. Get some help.

>> No.9072083

>>9072074
kek, no
all of my gfs have been virgins, eventually ill marry one and have kids of my own.
i just get frustrated seeing dipshits like you thinking youre a hero for settling down with a slut
>>9072067
depends on the reason. if youre sterile, no. if you want to be progressive by adopting 3 syrian children, yes

>> No.9072086

>tfw no gfs daughter to be BFF with
>tfw no gf

>> No.9072091

>>9071669
>full of flavor but low on carbs
A pile of salt.

>> No.9072093

>>9072083
Okay, champ. Keep living your bitter little fantasy. The real men will be waiting for you on this side of the fence when you decide to grow up.

>> No.9072094

>>9071669
Roasted 2 year old long pig

>> No.9072111

>>9072093
>le im just projecting my insecurities meme
more mental gymnastics, cuck
listen, i know so many people like you that live pitiful lives because of the mentality you have, who end up raising children they dont love for a wife they dont love who they cant do anything about because theyve already signed their lives away to each other
im just trying to show you the light. theres still time for you to escape and have a better life.
it doesnt have to be like this op.
you can still find another woman and have your own children.

nobody thinks youre special for becoming a step dad. every day that kid gets older youre going to see the semen from the other, stronger man that made him. youre not a hero, youre not a real man, youre a cuck.

>> No.9072113

>>9072093
oh by the way how ruined is your girlfriend's puss?
you know, since she's been getting creampied by other dudes and had a baby pass through there. must look pretty ugly, cant imagine how it feels.

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9072118

Yo Rich on a scale of 1 to 5 how assravaged is Anon right now?

>> No.9072122

>>9071799
>triggered cuck tries to justify his cuckery

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9072124

>>9072111
>>9072113
wew lad

>> No.9072127

>>9071799
You probably should have just said "step son" to sound less like a cuck. Wife's son is a meme on this website.

>> No.9072130

>>9071799
t. sven mywifesson

>> No.9072133

>>9072111
>>9072113
I'm not even going to dignify your rambling by reading it. You're a dumb faggot. As I said before, enjoy your bitter life. I hope one day you can be happy and can stop being so angry.

>> No.9072135

>>9072111
You do seem kind of insecure, talking about "semen from the other, stronger man". People with stepchildren can still have more children with their partner. And you're assuming an awful lot about their relationship without knowing much. There's a difference between getting into a relationship with someone you want to be with who happens to have a child, and something like being in a relationship and your wife/gf having a child with somebody else. Some people also just think all life is worth the effort, and not just what came from their own genitals. I know this is all most likely bait, but I just wanted to say that in case it isn't. Lots of weak men have children, it doesn't inherently mean anything.

>> No.9072146

>>9072133
>angry
my sides left orbit when i read your first post and they havent came back since
>>9072135
the problem is that getting into a relationship with a woman who already has a child is the most significant red flag when it comes to dating, and because people like op keep falling for these roastie traps, woman keep thinking they can do whatever they want
so more woman start having bastard children to wait for the hordes of beta men to support their pathetic excuse for a family

>> No.9072202

>>9071669
Grilled chicken.

>> No.9072214

>>9072202
good post

>> No.9072218

>>9072214
Thanks.

>> No.9072225

>>9072218
no problem. if you need anything just ask.

>> No.9072267

>>9072225
Will do. I appreciate the hospitality. This is why I always support local.

>> No.9072271

>mwsfw
His mom is getting back in shape to hop back on the carousel

>> No.9072313

if she's serious about getting /fit/, then save carbs b4 workout & eat something with protein & fat afterwards
ex: mashed sweet potatoes b4 & avocado after

>> No.9072449

>>9071799
You sound like one of those tumblr tourists who came her because they daw "the /ck/ funnies on that cancerous tumblr page. Go back to where you came from.

>> No.9072464

>>9071669
Low carb is a meme and a fad diet

>> No.9072483

>>9072067
No but because they have nothing to do with the implies sexual aspect.But raising a child that came of the result of some dude cumming in your girl is a cucky reminder that you have used goods.

>> No.9072522

>>9072483
Good luck finding a woman over 18 that hasn't been used as a cum bucket. They are either ugly as sin, fatfucks or lesbians. And over 30 without a kid? Impossible.

>> No.9072527

>>9072522
Yeah thats true but having a little incarnation of her slutty past running around doesnt help.

>> No.9072594

>>9071799
is your wife's son brown ?

>> No.9072604

>>9071669
When I had a girlfriend and she wanted to lose weight I would make her suck a tbs of maple syrup off my knob then I'd cum in her mouth and feed her 4 or 5 olives. That would hold her off half the day.

>> No.9072630

>>9072604
Upvoted.

>> No.9072645

>>9072527
Daily reminder that qt Christians and second generation Asians with traditional values are top tier.

>> No.9072646

>>9072630
It actually worked though. She lost 40 pounds dating me. Now she's with some redneck and getting fat again haha.

>> No.9072784

>>9072146
>hordes of beta men to support their pathetic excuse for a family

At first, I thought OP was a joke. And I still do. However, you're right, there are a lot of beta men in the world so it's definitely possible.

>> No.9072898

>>9071669
Suttle OP.

>> No.9073078

>>9071901
>>9071977
>>9071997
>>9072122
>>9072127
>>9072130
>>9072449
>>9072594
Triggered as fuck little boys can't handle real man responsibilities.
>all my girlfriends have been virgins UNTIL I came along
>who'd want to raise someone else's kid?
>women are whores

After your mommies finishing making your breakfast toaster waffles, maybe you should get out more and realize life isn't like your fantasy role-playing games. Real life is complicated, messy, and also fun. You people set yourselves up for failure.

>> No.9073100

>>9073078
>t. Single mom that didn't get a father's day present

>> No.9073122

>>9073100
Nope, been married 20 years to my wife, and my son just graduated from high school and is off to college this fall. And I have more life experience in my fucking pinkie finger than these little boys posting all this bullshit in this thread. You need to grow the fuck up and buy some balls.

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>>9073122
Damn, you're more pathetic than a single mom. I'm so sorry.

>> No.9073142

>>9073122
>off to college this fall
>falling for the college meme
>falling for the having children meme
>justifying OP the cuckhold
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

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>>9073142
>>9073132
Idiots.

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9073187

>>9073153
>Says the 40 yo weeb

>> No.9073207

If you retards didn't acknowledge "lmao cuck meme jejeje xD" 20 times per thread this shit would go away.

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9073521

>>9072094
>Roasted 2 year old long pig

>> No.9073699

>>9073122
>Posting on 4chan with a bunch of alcoholic memelord college students when you've raised kids for 20 years
What the fuck are you doing grandpa this isn't how you act hip and cool

>> No.9073825

>>9073207
Fuck off retard

>> No.9073835

>>9071669
don't forget to cook something for your girlfriend's black son as well you eternal omega cuckold.

>> No.9073861

>>9072898
>Suttle
Retard

>> No.9073872

>>9073861
Suddle.

>> No.9073875 [DELETED] 

>>9071669
le cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukk meme xD DAE 1488?

>> No.9073886

>>9073122
Holy crap gramps dont you have AARP monthly to pass your time instead of making all these bait posts for replies

>> No.9073895

>>9073872
>>9073861
Shuttle

>> No.9073913

>>9073207
>implying that the cuck meme will die
No we sincerely hate these failures they are the downfall of western civilization

>> No.9075188

>>9073875
Reported for shitposting.

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9075203

For me its the McChicken the best fast food sandwich for my wife's son

>> No.9075547

>>9075203
kek
op is going to have a terrible rest of his life because of this thread

>> No.9075753

>>9075547
yeah the combined meme magic and weaponized autism from BASED /ck/ posters will destroy this KEK'S mind. MAGA in KEK

>> No.9075758

>>9075753
what drives a person to make a post like this
some kind of fucked up self hating irony?
genuinely curious

>> No.9075759

>>9075753
i know youre being ironic but shut the fuck up

>> No.9075770

>>9075758
>>9075759
Mad libtards detected. My fellow centipedes blow you out on the daily so it's understandable that you would be mad. PRAISE KEK

>> No.9075779

>>9075770
>le ironic r/t_d post xDDD

>> No.9075797

>>9075779
You're so fucking mad, libcuck.

>> No.9075802

>>9075797
i voted for trump dipshit

>> No.9075824

>>9075802
Prove it. You literally can't.

>> No.9075844

>>9075824
are you circumsized?

>> No.9075854

>>9075844
Not food and cooking related. Enjoy your ban.

>> No.9075866

>>9075854
are you circumsized?

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9076012

>>9075203

>> No.9076027

>>9075854
Reddit

>> No.9076150

this is a good thread. thank you op

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>> No.9076793 [DELETED] 

>>9073122
>>9073078
*breathes in deeply*
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.9076816

>>9073078
Pretty sure when you take in someone elses kid, and hold onto resentment for his father, youre the one setting yourself up for failure.

Also, you are stupid as hell for asking /ck/ for basic advice that you could've learned from google. I'm going to safely assume you have below average intelligence.

>> No.9078136

>>9071669
Impossible

You having a girlfriend

>> No.9078139

>>9071669
>My girlfriend had her son
Can't you guys try a little bit?
>110 posts
Apparently nobody cares about good shitposting.

>> No.9078143

Don't be a cuckold.

>> No.9078163

>>9078139
I'm always discouraged at how readily folks will take obvious bait and fabrications as facts and engage shitposters

>> No.9078276

>>9071669
>her son
Coming soon
>my wife's son

>honey can I get fit teehee
>heres food and I'm paying for you gym sub
>lmao byee I'm going with chad now he likes my abs heehee

>> No.9078279

>>9071747
Maybe if your whore of a gf would tell your bull to wear a condom

>> No.9078319

>>9071669
>her son
Is the bull still involved?

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9078323

>>9072020
pfffffffftAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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>>9072093
Raising another man's kid just to have access to a used up roastie is the dumbest thing a man can do. Don't try to act high and mighty for being a bitch boi beta cuck.

I have much more respect for guys who die virgins than stoop to such a level. You're the proverbial safety net for every slut and whore out there.

>> No.9078394

>>9071673
Cummed here to say this

>> No.9078480

>>9078350
>have much more respect for guys who die virgins

Everyone respects themselves, anon, what's your point?

>> No.9078601

>>9078350
>replying to an almost 40 hour old post

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9078638

>>9071669
>cuck
>ctrl F "cuck"
20 results

really makes you think

>> No.9078684

>>9071799
You do not belong here.

>> No.9078704

>>9072006
>don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
come on now, you can't not notice the deliberate memeing. bait thread confirmed, fuck you OP

>> No.9078719

>>9078684
The hell I don't.

>> No.9078722

>>9078279
You don't know who you're talking to at all. Ever try reading a thread?

>> No.9078725

>>9078480
>everyone respects themselves

Pffffttttttttt

>> No.9078729

>>9073886
It's hilarious when kids try to make fun of old people. Enjoy hating your future, kiddo.

>> No.9078730

>>9078719
>>>/reddit/

>> No.9078733

>>9073078
>real man responsibilities
>raising an other mans child.
You are such a huge fucking chump it hurts.

>> No.9078737

>>9073699

>grandpa
>has 18 yr old
Try again.

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>>9073122
>boomers lecturing us about responsibility after they spent their inheritance from the greatest generation and then took out a loan on future generations
i hope your son is getting a ph.d in gender studies and comes home for summer looking like pic related

>> No.9078742

>>9078730
Never been there.

>>9078733
You sound like the "chump", since you can't handle real world issues. You're living in a fantasy world.

>> No.9078747

>>9078737
>Never heard of Mexicans
I knew a great grandmother who was 36.

>> No.9078751

>>9078741
>boomer
Try again
Also, my son is studying engineering and looks more like some burnout surfer than a hipster (long saltwater bleached hair, overly tan, lanky, wears drug rugs). Thank god he's going to college, or he'd have a hard time finding a normal job.

>> No.9078955

>>9078751
D-dad? At least this is better than the time I recognized you posting on /d/.

>> No.9079450

>>9078737
>doesn't know you can kids at 12

>> No.9080563

>>9072030
The only measure of success when you die is how many kids you have, not how many kids your wife has

>> No.9080580

>>9078751
So is he the bulls son or the cucks son? Do you even know?

>> No.9080606

>>9071669
Cuck

>> No.9080805

>>9071669
Cuck

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9080868

>>9072020
(YOU)

>> No.9080884

>>9071669
Cuck

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9081109

>her son

>> No.9081121

>>9081109
>only 2 days late to the party
Thanks for coming though, retard.

>> No.9081884

>>9072135
The semen from another man isn't important at all, but being a single mom is a major red flag that usually means a woman has no idea what she's doing in life and making reckless decisions like having kids with someone not compatible with them. I have never seen a single mom who is smart or stable

>> No.9081907

Beta bux provider cuck.

Kneck yourself faggot, you disgrace

>> No.9081922

>>9081884
What if she got raped?

>> No.9081951

>>9081922
Rape is a valid cause for abortion in even the most conservative nations and US states

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>>9081922
>Rape victim
>Smart and/or stable

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9082035

>>9071669
>thread starts with something about "wife's son"
Every time.

>> No.9082126

>>9078350
>I have much more respect for guys who die virgins than stoop to such a level
t. Permavirgin.

>> No.9082136

>>9080563
>The only measure of success when you die is how many kids you have,
Kys you fucking nigger.

>> No.9082138

>>9082002
So if a girl gets raped it's her own fault?

>> No.9082180

>>9082138
Yes. Situational awareness and dressing with more than 2 sq. in. of clothing works wonders.

>> No.9082262

>>9071669
god, barbell hip thrusts are such a fucking meme.

how about instead of shitting up my gym with your equipment, you just do good mornings like a normal person for the exact, same results. plus you get to show off your ass like the whore that you are.

man fuck barbell hip thrusts.

>> No.9082270

>>9072083
>he thinks the girls that pity-fuck him are virgins

you're adorable

>> No.9082278

Who's the father?

>> No.9082435

>>9082180
You sound like a rapist. Are you?

>> No.9082482

>>9082435
I would say no, but I don't believe in that word.

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>>9082270
>he takes out his sexual frustration on anonymous posters on a food and cooking forum

>> No.9083771

>>9083758
>he doesn't take out his sexual frustration on anonymous posters on a food and cooking forum