/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9035818]

What are your favorite snack foods?

[Anonymous No.9035841]

>>9035818

Nothin' like a handful of onions and ice cubes to get me through the day

[Anonymous No.9035843]

>>9035841
Love me some iced onion soup

[Anonymous No.9035847]

>>9035818
Crab sticks

[Anonymous No.9035848]

GRAB A BAG OF CORN NUTS AND BUST A NUT

[Anonymous No.9035850]

>>9035818
This may be the first fraph of this type I agree 100% with if one side was flipped opposite

[Anonymous No.9035854]

>>9035850
That's normally how it's supposed to work, so either the creator didnt understand the meme or they're operating on some kind of super-deep metameme level

[Anonymous No.9035855]

>>9035818
Bullshit you eat whole habeneros.

[Anonymous No.9035875]

Cashews

[Anonymous No.9035890]

>>9035850
which side?

[Anonymous No.9035914]

>>9035818
fixed ur dumb list

[Anonymous No.9035918]

>>9035890
either...
Flipping either produces the same result

[Anonymous No.9035924]

>>9035890
>>9035890
Why would it matter? You'd get the same result.

[Anonymous No.9035928]

>>9035914
banana is the one food i hate

it's like a candy flavored turd

[Anonymous No.9035932]

>>9035914
t. Freelee the Banana Girl

[Anonymous No.9035963]

>>9035928
you are probably a picky eating faggot that doesnt like onions or seafood.
also I dont see beef jerky on that list.

[Anonymous No.9036058]

>>9035918
>>9035924
>hurr no matter what you do were all dying in the end the same
Fuck off nihilists

[Anonymous No.9036063]

>>9035963
what part of "one" do you not understand?
you gigantic, mouth breathing retard

[Anonymous No.9036065]

>>9036058

[Anonymous No.9036134]

Onion are god-tier. If I knew of a better way to prepare them as a snack I would probably eat them every day without pause.

[Anonymous No.9036166]

>>9035850
>>9035854
The first two are shit
3 and 4 are good
5th has too many non-snack food (habaneros, onions)

[Anonymous No.9036205]

>>9035818
you're doing the meme wrong

[Anonymous No.9036217]

>>9035914

[Anonymous No.9036365]

>>9036217
Just wanted to let you know I enjoyed that pic

[Anonymous No.9036388]

>>9035818
Almonds should be the tier before last, then have almonds again at the bottom tier but write activated bellow the picture.

[Anonymous No.9036422]

>>9035818
>strawbs that low

[Anonymous No.9036431]

>>9035932
jej

[Anonymous No.9036509]

>>9036217
>>9035914

[Anonymous No.9036517]

>>9035928
Banana and tinned tuna for me.
I love fresh tuna, but the smell of tinned stuff makes me want to throw up.
I hate the texture of banana by itself but I really like the flavor and often make shit like banana muffins.

>>9036509
WHAT ARE THE SIDE-EFFECTS? I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT.

[Anonymous No.9036578]

>>9035818
I fucking love eating ice cubes

[Anonymous No.9036600]

I actually eat a ton of nuts and fruits throughout the day. I highly recommend it. It's a great way to break out of eating chips. Fuck chips.

[Anonymous No.9036606]

>>9036217
kek

[Anonymous No.9036610]

>>9036600
I've been eating one meal a day for like four years now.

[Anonymous No.9036621]

>>9036610
My roomate does the same and he's a fucking dick about normal human consumption.

>what? it's 1pm and you're eating again?

[Anonymous No.9036627]

>>9036621
Yeah that's just being a general asshole.
I'd eat all the time if I could, it's just a financial decision for me.

[Anonymous No.9036773]

original lays stax

[Anonymous No.9036985]

Best snack. Elder god nirvana tier

[Anonymous No.9037055]

>>9035818
Chunky peanut butter on a black pepper triscuit with a bread and butter mini gherkin

[Anonymous No.9037295]

Dried fruit. I like apricots and pineapple

[Anonymous No.9037307]

>>9035818
Multi-grain crackers with honey, can't go wrong

[Anonymous No.9038495]

>>9035847
Fucking ey I love some crab sticks

[Anonymous No.9038559]

Stove top popcorn, nothing tastes better and has plenty of fiber.

[Anonymous No.9038565]

>>9035914
You like mmmmm bananas?

[Anonymous No.9038584]

>>9035818
>let me just snack on this fucking onion

[Anonymous No.9038601]

>>9038559
god I hate that fucking contraption. people in my house use it and I swear to fuck it makes no difference whatsoever.

>I could just use a pot with a lid but instead id rather use this 2oz kettle made from aluminum foil which is all held together with 17 wire hangers and a crank designed by a 6 year old. Oh, and don't wash it!! you'll ruin the seasoning!!!

seriously my family won't let me wash it and it smells like fucking rancid oil. sorry fellas just had to vent.

[Anonymous No.9038614]

>>9035818

Cucumbers and carrots,occasionaly Houber prezels

[Anonymous No.9038615]

>>9035818
> almonds

[Anonymous No.9038623]

>>9038601
How much of a fucking slob do you have to be to not at least wipe the damn thing out?

[Anonymous No.9038690]

>>9036217
oh jeeze anon thank you for this I'm still all giggles

[Anonymous No.9038692]

>>9035818
>no one has noticed the fucking habañeros

[Anonymous No.9038694]

>>9036517
Too much potassium can stop your heart

But you'd have to eat a fuck ton of bananas for that to happen

[Anonymous No.9038759]

>>9036205
Whenever you see someone do it wrong just remember, they probably saw a properly done one of these and related to it

[Anonymous No.9038863]

>>9038601

>people in my house use it
>my family wont let me wash it

[Anonymous No.9038885]

>>9038601
try moving out you loser

[Anonymous No.9038891]

>Snyders being brainlet tier
Bitch they don't do Snyders in my country and the first time I got them in an import snack store I was blown away. Nothing I ever had beats them. If only they weren't so goddamn expensive here.

[Anonymous No.9038894]

>>9035818
>ice

[Anonymous No.9038953]

>>9036205
I'll never understand why so many people don't understand how this "meme works"

[Anonymous No.9038982]

>>9035841
I used to have a super nice elderly neighbor that would snack on crushed ice cubes, I miss them ;_;

[Anonymous No.9038999]

>>9036217
Top kek

[Anonymous No.9039066]

>>9038565
you're a mmmmmmm bitch that likes mmmmm bananas?

[Anonymous No.9039473]

>>9038863
I'm 26.


>>9038885
I can't. I'm a paid caretaker for my father. If I weren't here about 20 hours out of the day he'd die. eat shit you internet faggot.

[Anonymous No.9039568]

>>9039473

>Letting someone deprive you of living your own life all because of "muh blood, muh obligation"

Fuck that shit. You will only be young and sexy once and you're spending it wiping old man ass. You have fun with that while I'm going to leave my house and do whatever I want.

[Anonymous No.9039590]

>>9036217
hahah

[Anonymous No.9039619]

>>9039568
I can't lie I'm a little resentful sometimes. It's just in my genetics to feel responsible for taking care of him I guess.

thanks for your very delicate and sensitive advice though.

[Anonymous No.9039656]

>>9039619

That sucks balls. If I were you, I'd slowly start saving up as much money as possible, pack my things and disappear in the dead of night.

Go move somewhere far far away. Out of sight, out of mind. Your dad will be fine and you have a life to go live.

[Anonymous No.9039668]

>>9038601
>you'll ruin the seasoning!
have you explained to them that aluminum is not a porous metal, and does not retain "flavor" like cast iron?

[Anonymous No.9039756]

The new Reese's and Hershey's Crunchers are pretty good. Though pretty much anything Reese's is literally snack food kino.
Flamin' Hot & Cheddar Jalepeno Cheetos are good whenever I'm in the mood for something savory or spicy, Blazin' Buffalo Ranch Doritos too. I was pretty glad they began selling them again the beginning of the year, but for whatever reason they just stopped months later and replaced it AGAIN with the crappy jacked hotwing flavor.

[Anonymous No.9039773]

>>9039756
Kinda reminds me of clodhoppers.

[Anonymous No.9039804]

>>9039756
I liked the Jacked flavor. Kind of sad they killed off all the other ones desu.

[Anonymous No.9039848]

>>9039619
Wah wah my daddies gonna die just like everybody elses daddy
Need a diapey or a binky you little baby?

[Anonymous No.9040084]

>>9039848
no I'm okay, I'm an adult. I take care of shit and people rely on me for things, while you do whatever you want.

>>9039656
I fantasize about it. don't think I'd ever do it. I even have ideas about how to stage some disappearance. kind of fun to think about.

[Anonymous No.9040525]

>>9040084

>kind of fun to think about

Even more fun to actually do.

[Anonymous No.9040544]

>>9035818
I was with you until the ice and then I dropped the entirety of your opinion completely.

[Anonymous No.9040696]

>>9038692
Wrong

[Anonymous No.9040962]

>>9035818
>chicken wings
>snacks

[Anonymous No.9041162]

>>9035818
Blueberries are top tier snacks

[Anonymous No.9041358]

>>9038694
I see big bananas been hiding the truth from us again

[Anonymous No.9041365]

>>9035818
I just ate half an avacado with a spoon and some mushrooms while I wait for dinner to finish cooking.

[Anonymous No.9041372]

>>9041162
frozen blueberries especially

can suck on them for a long time, and they keep way longer than if you just fridge them

[Anonymous No.9043025]

Bags of granola, baby tomatoes, or a bowl of oatmeal are my go-to snacks.

[Anonymous No.9043284]

>>9038982
I was in a coma after a car accident and had a respirator. Eventually it came out of it and had it ripped out. The first thing I had was crushed ice cubes and holy fuck, it was so good on my throat. No joke I probably ate 6 cups worth in a couple hours

[Anonymous No.9043334]

>>9035818
eating Camembert with a spoon, then smell your farts.

[Anonymous No.9043350]

>>9043284
when i was 10 i had a bone tumor in my shoulder. had a really long surgery that required a respirator. morphine made it so my shoulder didnt hurt, but holy shit did my throat hurt. crushed ice cubes were a godsend

[Anonymous No.9043352]

pork rinds because keto

[Anonymous No.9044284]

Such a rich flavor that pairs well with any other junk food or soda, I never get tired of these. They make many flavors yes but none are better than the original.

>inb4 Cheese Nip shills
Literal fucking reptillians

[Anonymous No.9044299]

>>9035818
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

[Anonymous No.9044302]

>>9044284
Only the white cheddar kind. Goldfish are shit too. Real cheese my ass!

[Anonymous No.9044322]

>>9044284
White cheddar is the only one that actually taste good.

All the other flavors simply have a chemical combination that allows them to be snacked down from a full bag to nothing.

[Anonymous No.9044337]

>>9044284
I want to have sex with a cheez-it

[Anonymous No.9044341]

>>9036217
10/10 well memed

[Anonymous No.9044343]

>>9044284
I don't like much junk food, but I have to admit a bowl of the original with a tall glass of milk is pretty damn good and reminds me of happy times. Fuck drinking HFCS carbonated shit with it though, you fatfuck faggot.

[Anonymous No.9044380]

>>9038694
>>9041358

Potatoes have more potassium than bananas do.

A guy literally survived off of only potatos for a month and was totally fine.

[Anonymous No.9046520]

Banana chips are The BeSt!

[Anonymous No.9046574]

>>9044380
yea i saw the martian too faggot it was fake

[Anonymous No.9046745]

>>9035818
>snacking on ice

That's called pica and it's usually an indication of anemia. Nothing God tier about an iron deficiency

[Anonymous No.9046776]

>>9035818

the habanero peppers should be 6th on the list with your balls exploding

[Anonymous No.9046784]

Celery and Water for me thanks :^)

[Anonymous No.9046900]

>>9046574
Wtf? If you have butter with potatoes you could easily survive for 1 month and much longer. Throw in some beans and you could thrive.

[Anonymous No.9047015]

>>9036985
Amen

[Anonymous No.9047033]

>>9036063
Mommy I don't bananas or any fruit or vegetable really. Plz buy me McDonalds tendies it's the only thing I can eat.

[Anonymous No.9047045]

>>9046745
Or you could just live somewhere that has hot weather. I'm a ginger living in a really hot climate, and I like drinking water that's begun to freeze and eating a bit of the ice on top. It's not because I'm anemic, it's because I can't handle hot weather too well and I burn in the sun within minutes like a vampire.

[Anonymous No.9047120]

Okay, so what tasty snack can you snack on for hours without feeling like shit afterwards?

I love eating shit but I either feel like shit after finishing a snack or feel unsatisfied because it is gone too fast

[Anonymous No.9047184]

tendies and fries

[Anonymous No.9047319]

You could always just not snack, that's probably the best way

[Anonymous No.9047368]

>>9047319
Yeah you should only be having a snack if you're hungry and know you won't be able to sit down for a regular meal soon. I'll only have a "snack" which will usually just be a glass of milk if it'll be 3/4 hours before I'm able to eat.

[Anonymous No.9047384]

>>9035818
Raw peppers give me the flaming hot shits. Even regular bell peppers. No problem with cooked peppers though

[Anonymous No.9047441]

>>9039804
Same. Still praying for the day they ever bring back guacamole or the original salsa flavor. I used to be pretty big on Cool Ranch too...back when it was "Cooler" Ranch. Definitely had a bolder ranch taste from what I remember back in the day compared to the weaker taste they have now.

[Anonymous No.9047961]

>>9047045
>ginger
>like a vampire
>like

[Anonymous No.9048033]

>>9035847
My man.

[Anonymous No.9050076]

>>9038982
Your neighbor had anemia

[Anonymous No.9050341]

>>9041365
fatass

[Anonymous No.9050401]

>>9035818
Cheese and grape skewers
Also paprika flavored rye chips

[Anonymous No.9051022]

>>9043352
>tfw taking big greasy pork after eating a whole bag of pork rinds

[Anonymous No.9051060]

>>9035841
I used to snack on ice cubes all the time when I was a waiter.

[Anonymous No.9051087]

>>9050076
?

[Anonymous No.9051116]

>>9051087
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagophagia

[Anonymous No.9051122]

>>9035818

Missing Cheese-Its on the last one.

[Anonymous No.9051224]

You fucking faggot retards are unbelievable. Health foods are not a "snack". Snacks are inherently unhealthy but delicious.

Fucking faggots. FUCKING faggots.

[Anonymous No.9051231]

>>9051224
Yeah, except "snack" is defined as
>a small amount of food eaten between meals

So, congrats on being wrong i guess.

[Anonymous No.9051236]

>jalapeno cheddar cheetos not anywhere on there

exceptionally bad taste, op

[Anonymous No.9051534]

>>9037055
>being this snowflake

[Anonymous No.9051604]

>>9036217
I lost. good shit

[Anonymous No.9051610]

>>9036985
I don't think they sell these in Florida... I tried these for the first time a month back when I visited in and out burger in TX.. fucking awesome and much hotter than I expected.

[Anonymous No.9051648]

>>9044284

Burned flavor is god-tier.

[Anonymous No.9051656]

>>9044284
Low fat is best, they tend to be crispier

[Anonymous No.9051928]

>>9044284
You had the toasty ones? Epic

[Anonymous No.9051993]

>>9038559
Popcorn is the one food i'll just never understand. I like it. At first. I eat a couple of bites, and I really like it. Then as soon as it's no longer hot - like, 5 minutes after you get it out - it's unedible and sticks to the roof of your mouth. Or, if you manage to keep it hot, you get tired of eating it real fast. I just don't get why it's popular, and especially don't get why it's in movie theaters - how you gonna enjoy a snack that's only enjoyable for 5 minutes, in a 2 hour movie?

[Anonymous No.9052021]

>>9036985
GOAT

[Anonymous No.9052061]

>>9038692
>ñ

[Anonymous No.9052066]

>>9035963
I like onions and seafood and don't like bananas.

[Anonymous No.9052169]

>>9035818
are the almonds activated or not?

[Anonymous No.9052175]

>>9052169
you can easily activate them yourself by soaking them overnight

[Anonymous No.9052274]

>>9036217

I really really like this picture

[Anonymous No.9053315]

>>9051231
And "snacking" is bad for you, don't do it.

[Anonymous No.9053322]

>>9035818
>ice cubes

Enjoy your anemia

[Anonymous No.9053536]

>>9035818
fag

[Anonymous No.9053648]

>>9053536
peanutallergyfag detected

[Anonymous No.9053657]

Cheez-its are great but only the original kind, fuck your White cheddar bullshit

Miss Vickie's Sea Salt and Vinegar chips are fucking divine. I love those things so much, easily the best mass-marketed potato chip. I just hate that you can only find Kettle Chips in stores, those are way too salty.

[Anonymous No.9053684]

>>9053648
Guilty.

[Anonymous No.9053750]

Domino's advertising already knows what food will expand your brain amiright my fellow internet generation?

[Anonymous No.9053762]

>>9053750
If they had the balls of Wendy's, they'd have frozen pizza and/or a rival chain with a dumb brain

[Anonymous No.9053767]

>>9053762
Doesn't make it any less manufactured and corporate no matter what fast food makes the image.

[Anonymous No.9053772]

>>9035818
for me it's carrot in the iced water
If I get hungry, I eat the carrot, if I get thirsty I drink the water

[Anonymous No.9053775]

>>9050076
She actually had a rare blood disorder so I wouldn't be surprised if that was an issue

[Anonymous No.9053870]

>>9036985
/thread

[Anonymous No.9053876]

>>9046520
FINALLY
I came on here to get hungry.

[Anonymous No.9053986]

>>9053750
you mean it would be even more cringy?

[Anonymous No.9053991]

>>9035914
t. obama

[Anonymous No.9054090]

>>9036217
O boy I am havin a big laff