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im opening a butcher shop, any ideas of what I should call it?

>> No.9000888

>>9000885
A Cut Above: Fine Meats

>> No.9000889

>>9000885
the five guys touching your meat

>> No.9000895

>>9000885
the backhanded meat smashers

>> No.9000903

>>9000885
some dudes and a artist who works one random day a week butcher shoppe.

>> No.9000904

>>9000885
>butcher shop
There's a word for that.

>> No.9000907

>>9000885
the green tinge butcher shoppe.

>> No.9000915

>>9000885
sandies salacious silver-skin smiths and charcuterie shoppe.

>> No.9000920

Sell vinyl records as well.

Beats and Meats

>> No.9000922

Dicks meat

>> No.9000925
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>>9000885
unlabled meat butcherie

>> No.9000929

>>9000885
caulfat teusdays

>> No.9000938

>>9000885
the cow up to the oysters butcherie.

[the sign is stylized balls]

>> No.9000939

>>9000885
its all frankies horsemeat butcher shoppe

>> No.9000943

>>9000885
heavy petting the inspector wholesale butcher

>> No.9000949

>>9000885
five and a half mice and a dude butche shoppe

[have the r in the sign look chewed off]

>> No.9000953

>>9000885
sams meat slappin wholesale beef

>> No.9000957

>>9000885
the bleached outer surface meat shoppe

>> No.9000962

>>9000885
the missing finger ground meats and specialty cuts.

>> No.9000970

>>9000885
the jungle

[the sign is a picture of the same titled book]

>> No.9000978

meat

>> No.9000988

/meat/

>> No.9000995

>>9000885
From Farm to Heaven

>> No.9000998

>>9000885
the shankmeats

[the sign is a old school pirate styled flag in black and crossed bones, indicating death and rape, the place is pirate themed, the hires are all convicts. crowdfund it as a second chance and a learning experience to get these men a trade. be glad you helped the world but also be ok with the math on a bunch of convicts with knives and customer service in a campy environ ending very very badly. make them sing crap pirate themed songs if they get tipped, maybe it strengthens their caricter, maybe it kills them inside a little]

>> No.9001001

>>9000885
Liberal Tears Fine Meat

>> No.9001010

Butch's butcher, in all capital block letters.

>> No.9001011
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>>9000998
insure the place very well.

>> No.9001024
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Satriale's

>> No.9001032

>>9000978
Meat?

>>9000885
Everything Udder the Sun

>> No.9001036

>>9000885
"Butcher Shop, also I'll diddle your kids"

>> No.9001051

>>9000885
McDonalds, the Burguer King

>> No.9001056

>>9000885
meat.com

>> No.9001060

Bvtchery

>> No.9001083

Kafkaesque

>> No.9001097

>>9000885
Make it sound like a pub name you'd find in an English movie.

The Marbled Slab or The Butcher's Knife or something.

>> No.9001106

>>9000885
Backalley Clinic - Choice Cuts and Butchery.

>> No.9001110

>>9000885
Anonymous meat.

>> No.9001115

> Long Pig Butchery

>> No.9001183

>implying wagyu

>> No.9001186

Dickman's Meats

>> No.9001190

>>9000885
Just the tip butcher shop

>> No.9001194

>>9000888
I don't care if you got double trips that post made me angry

>> No.9001199

>>9000885
walking mince cuttery

>> No.9001208

Cheesebutcher in Paradise

>> No.9001211

>>9000885
Mrs. Lovett's classical olde style butchers and pie shop.

[the sign is a old straight razor and a whisk on a cutting board]

>> No.9001212

Where's the beef?

>> No.9001215

>>9000885
The Chop Shop

>> No.9001216

>>9000885
Mucmuud's Halal Piggery...

>> No.9001231

>>9001212
when you open a second store name it 'what beef', followed by 'who's the beef'

>> No.9001234

>>9000885
totally beef butcher shop.

>> No.9001284

>>9000885
Beat off!
Beat off your taste!

>> No.9001285

>>9000885
Meatslut

>> No.9001299

>>9001231
maybe have a specialty fish shop called 'why beef?' at some point

>> No.9001325

>>9000885
The Glory Hole

>> No.9001338

>>9000885
Cock Meats

>> No.9001341

>>9000978
"meat"

>> No.9001350

Billy's Gristle

>> No.9001357

The Rusty Knife
Please to Meat You
Vegan's Bane
Our Meat Your Mouth
Look We Still Passed Inspection So Lay Off

>> No.9001398

>>9001036
Pizza's Butchers Shop

>> No.9001411

>>9000885
"Come get your meat you humongous faglord"

>> No.9001414

>>9000885
Abattoir.

>> No.9001425

>>9000885
The Blank Grinder

>> No.9001426

>>9000885
"Israeli and Jewish political influence on the United States is detrimental and in need of a final solution"

>> No.9001432

>>9000885
Anon's pet cemetery.

>> No.9001451

"Butcher Shop and Animal Shelter"

>> No.9001464

>>9000885
Slakteriet

>> No.9001465

>>9000885
taste my meat

>> No.9001489

>>9001190
Don't you mean
Just the tritip butchery

>> No.9001504

>>9000885
professional meathandling

>> No.9001509

The Vegetable Garden

>> No.9001511

>>9000929
i don't know why this made me lol

>> No.9001523

>>9000885
Jamiroquan's Big Bottom Round n All Dat

>> No.9001731

>>9000885
meatzeria

>> No.9001740

>>9000885
Sneed's Feed & Seed; formerly Buck's

>> No.9001747

>>9000885
Covfefe

>> No.9002123

BUTCHERO SHOPPU

>> No.9002312

>>9000885
Sam & Ella's

>> No.9002321

Very Rare Meat

>> No.9002334

Dr. Chen's Veterinary Clinic

>> No.9002817

The Fleshtival

>> No.9002834

"Hannibals"

>> No.9002903

>>9000885
Flesh

>> No.9002910

>>9000885
Go for honest marketing: Dead and Probably Tortured Animal Shop.

>> No.9002963

Mystery meats deli

(You don't ask & we won't tell)

>> No.9003173

>>9002910
vegan cuck detected

>> No.9003174

>>9000885
Butcher

>> No.9003209

>>9002910
i did not know they waterboard animals.
why do they torture them? it's not like they can get any info out of them that way

>> No.9003219

>>9000904
Fleshery

>> No.9003220

"Rick's good meat"
Burgundy Background and cream colored cursive lettering similar to coca-cola.

>> No.9003226
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Meat Jerking Beef Boys

>> No.9003232

>>9001211
Have a wax figure of Johnny Depp hanging from the ceiling, vomiting minced meat into the open mouths of orphaned children.

>> No.9003311
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>>9000885
The tender lion

>> No.9003398

<your name>'S BUTCHERS

Then people will be more likely to become repeat customers because they know you on a first name basis

>> No.9003401

>>9003398
And if his name is Stefan? Or Keith? Or Zane?

>> No.9003411

>>9000885
McDonald's

>> No.9003414

Blood & Iron Butcher Co.

>> No.9003416

>>9000885
Meet Me Halfway

>> No.9003426

For the record having a good butcher open shop near you is a fucking godsend. It's an underrated profession and even then it's saturated by crappy butchers. About two years ago a butcher opened up three blocks from my house and I refuse to buy meat anywhere ese now. Wide selection of meat and cuts. Mutton, lamb, beef, chicken, turkey, squab, cornish game hen, buffalo, pork, venison, and occasionally some weird or more exotic stuff like ostrich, wild boar, elk etc. They make cold cuts that are amazing and I buy for making sandwiches at home and they take sausage pretty seriously there. They can hook you up with all sorts of organ meat, bones for stock, and oxtail/chicken feet/trotters/blood and the like. The only thing I wish is that I had a fishmonger of that quality anywhere near where I live.

>> No.9003439

>>9003426
Also one time I was getting frisky with stock making and got a shitload of whole rabbits from them and tried to make rabbit stock. Rabbit is not a good animal for stock. Do not make rabbit stock. It is expensive and not good. Just make roast/stuffed/stewed/braised rabbit instead.

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9003442

If my head was a slab of veal, how much would it cost?

>> No.9003444

This should be your business model.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4QAlAjrz38

>> No.9003450

>>9003426
My butcher is similar to yours. Always has the best meat, fair prices and always keen to have a chat about recipes and ideas.
The fish shop down the road is average at best, sadly.

>> No.9003459

>>9003450
The fishmonger is a profession in decline. Nearest fish shop to me stocks pretty meh fish and terrible shellfish. I have to go miles away to get really good shellfish for purchase. Other shops that I am glad to have in my neighborhood only a few blocks away are a creamery and bakery. Good cheese and fresh bread make life better. I wish I had better produce in my neighborhood.

>> No.9003466

>>9003209
>not like they can get any info out of them that way
Well yeah waterboarding is a very weak way of "torturing" someone.

>> No.9003468

Supermarkets killed butcher shops here in my country.

It's always the same old same old, and I don't feel like driving downtown to buy some exotic cuts from a gourmet butcher who will overcharge me.

>> No.9003470

>>9003401
Time to officially change your name into something good then.

>> No.9003472

Jim

>> No.9003476

>>9000885
Prion's Mad Meatshack

>> No.9003487

>>9000885
I Dare You To Beat My Meats

>> No.9003503

>>9003426
butcher detected.

>> No.9003504

>>9003442
matters on the quality.

>> No.9003506

>>9003476
ooh sciency

>> No.9003511

>>9000885
Meatspin

Make sure you will also sell gyro, shawarma, and doner durum kebab.

>> No.9003513

>>9003503
I'm not a butcher. I'm just a man who eats alot of fucking meat and I got some real fuckin respect for someone who knows how to cut it and sell it fresher and better than anyone else. I fucking love my local butcher. The moment meat gets less fresh he starts discounting price like a madman. I got a whole beef tenderloin for $20 just because he'd had it for two and a half days. That's practically theft where I live.

>> No.9003842
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>>9000885

Pete's Taxidermy, Butcher Shop and Funeral Home

>> No.9003851

>>9000885
Corner Meat Market: Pay first.

>> No.9003855

>>9003851
or Meat Curtains: Pull Back for Flavor

>> No.9003869

The Butcher's Quarter or [Whatever street/city you're on/in] Butchery.

>> No.9003873

>>9000885
"director's cut"

>> No.9003913
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9003913

Koch Meat
and
Sandwich Shop

>> No.9003934

Chuck's Roasts

>> No.9003936

Dr Harrison's Premium meats.

>> No.9003959

>>9003426
It's better to have your own chickens, hogs and cows. My cousin does Lamb so I get it from him, but really do yourself a favour and move to the middle of buttfuck nowhere and start a little farm.

>> No.9003977

The Lion's Share

The Cold Shoulder

Adam's Rib's

Meat, blood, organs, and more!

Fleisher's Fresh Flesh

>> No.9003983

Animals: Deconstructed

>> No.9004017
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9004017

I've Had Sex With Each of the Animals- Now You Get to Enjoy Them Too

>> No.9004031

>>9000885
$CITYNAME Natural Meats

No Clone Zone

Dead Birds and Cows

The Foot Clan Hideout (Home of The Shredder)

>> No.9004045

Dead Nigger Storage

>> No.9004051

Vegan Paradise

>> No.9004061

>>9000885
Ahmed's Halal Meat and Porkory.

>> No.9004200

the sign out front says
VEGETARIAN SHOP
NO MEAT PRODUCTS SOLD HERE.

then, when the vegifags come in and they see the glorious hanging sides of beef, and they say wtf I want to see the owner

You politely inform them they read the sign wrong. it actually says

VEGETARIAN SHOP? NO!

MEAT PRODUCTS SOLD HERE!!

>> No.9004214

EAT MEAT
or
YOUR FACE
We' BEAT!

>> No.9004221

>>9000885
real fuckin' meat-o

>> No.9004232

Pete's Meats n' Treats

>> No.9004243

Ye Olde Big Black Pudding Shop

>> No.9004258

>>9000885
Meat n Feet , butcher/fetish shop

>> No.9004322

>>9000925
Jesus christ relax you can eat brain only people who are infected with CJD (fucking nobody) will give you CJD if you eat their brain. Same deal with kuru, mad cow and other nervous tissue prion diseases

>> No.9004329

Please, no meat touching ma'am!

>> No.9004335

>>9000888
Underrated post

>> No.9004457

>>9003426
My dad is a cheap, tasteless fuck who goes to the supermarket instead to save money. I can't wait to live on my own and eat right.

>> No.9004494

Chop Shop

>> No.9004502

Team Meat

>> No.9004503

>>9000885
Got meat? We do

>> No.9004524

>>9003426
Unfortunately all the butcheries near me look dirty and shady as fuck and I wouldn't be surprised if they served human occasionally.

Just 2 years ago there was some scandal about one of them selling horse meat under the guise of cow.

>> No.9004564

Sloppy Dog's Meat and Cuts

>> No.9004580

>>9000885
Some butchers sell their goods in specialized stores, commonly termed a butcher shop (American English), butchery (South African English) or butcher's shop (British English).
Fucking Americans, you don't go shopping for butchers, do you? ffs

>> No.9004965

>>9004524
You know what the solution is right? BECOME A BUTCHER. Save the forsaken land from low quality meats. You are the chosen one. Pick up your cleaver and destroy evil with a wide selection of fresh meat.

>> No.9005069

>>9001024
this

>> No.9005075

The War Criminal of Meat Cutting.

>> No.9005076

>>9004017
mfw in ancient times people used sculptures to shit post instead of the internet.

>> No.9005212

>>9000885
Kebab and other flavours of longpork

>> No.9007040

>>9004580
that aquard moment the small business owner butcher is for sale. because that is their second job. "all the meat you see it on sale" *wink

>> No.9007043

>>9000885
with the grain butcher shoppe

>> No.9007180

>>9000885
Meat me