/foodwebm/ thread

[Anonymous No.8979051]

>only good stuff
>delicious dishes
>pls no bully
>no jack

[Anonymous No.8979129]

[Anonymous No.8979160]

>>8979051
>>8979129
This guy must have the single most irritating face on the planet, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.8979177]

[Anonymous No.8979179]

[Anonymous No.8979183]

>>8979160
Dont make fun of Jackie Chan happily biting into a lemon face man!

[Anonymous No.8979185]

[Anonymous No.8979228]

[Anonymous No.8979234]

>>8979051
>>8979129
>>8979179
>>8979228
These would be improved infinitely by removing that stupid faggots face, he's almost as annoying to look at as jack

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8979248]

>>8979228
absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.8979250]

>>8979234
His commentary is totally fine, but once the camera pans to his face, I get a sudden urge to punch my screen.

[Anonymous No.8979253]

>>8979234
i don't give a fuck man, that food looks absolutely delish

[Anonymous No.8979265]

>>8979185
but what's the point?

[Anonymous No.8979272]

>>8979177
Pretentious shit.

[Anonymous No.8979274]

>>8979051
what's with that dip? what's it made of?

[Anonymous No.8979280]

[Anonymous No.8979360]

[Anonymous No.8979758]

Post more webbums

[Anonymous No.8979864]

>>8979265
Adding ice to drinks keeps them cold.

[Anonymous No.8979999]

>>8979051
that looks godlike, I want to like that guy's channel because it is so interesting but damn those faces he makes really kills my bone bone

[Anonymous No.8980028]

>>8979280
I hate his face more than i've ever hated anything vaguely related to food in any way

[Anonymous No.8980242]

[Anonymous No.8980604]

[Anonymous No.8980609]

[Anonymous No.8980613]

[Anonymous No.8980616]

[Anonymous No.8980617]

Why are "foodies" such smug, self indulging, pretentious elitists, in general? There are no normal people doing these things

[Anonymous No.8980618]

[Anonymous No.8980619]

>>8979177
He ought to just throw that cigarette into whatever the hell he just made.

[Anonymous No.8980622]

[Anonymous No.8980625]

[Anonymous No.8980630]

[Anonymous No.8980632]

>>8979051
Is this Lucas from dining on a dime's retarded brother?

[Anonymous No.8980634]

[Anonymous No.8980636]

[Anonymous No.8980637]

[Anonymous No.8980642]

[Anonymous No.8980645]

[Anonymous No.8980648]

[Anonymous No.8980653]

[Anonymous No.8980657]

[Anonymous No.8980666]

>>8980653
0:30 looks like something from a jack video

[Anonymous No.8980674]

>>8980609

true poverty

[Anonymous No.8980747]

>webm thread
entire thread is gooks cooking crabs

[Anonymous No.8980752]

>>8980604

>nice fresh sweet crab meat
>just fucking juice a lime over it

If I wanted to tastes limes I'd eat a fucking lime

[Anonymous No.8980758]

>>8980752
What seafood isnt eaten with citrus?

[Anonymous No.8980762]

>>8980648
One day my unbridled autism will manifest in sucha way that I transcend the limits of reality in this world. Humans would cower in my presence as they claw at their own minds tryind to find a reasom for my existence. Only then would I impale them through their eyes and body, and leave them stuck to die like this. Only then will they know the pain they inflict

Id only do it to gooks and chinks but

[Anonymous No.8980764]

>>8980758
All of them

[Anonymous No.8980782]

>>8980648
:(

[Anonymous No.8980785]

>>8979129
I wonder if he looks like that when he makes cummies

[Anonymous No.8980793]

>>8979280
looks good as fuck

[Anonymous No.8980796]

>>8980793
The point of those videos is the hideous face that pops up after going "hm that looks good".

[Anonymous No.8980824]

>>8980657
How good is this marbling?

[Anonymous No.8980826]

>>8979185
how can I get ice like this? its like frozen gelatine and its clear as fuck

[Anonymous No.8980840]

>>8980826
ok I found some video after 2 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUHcCHbgX_o

[Anonymous No.8980927]

>>8979051
bonsai chicken? it's fucking frogs.

[Anonymous No.8981133]

[Anonymous No.8981144]

>>8980758
I hate seafood with lemon

[Anonymous No.8981189]

[Anonymous No.8981210]

[Anonymous No.8981211]

>>8979051
Goddamn, I was enjoying the webm and suddenly his fucking face.

[Anonymous No.8981217]

[Anonymous No.8981242]

>>8980758
any seafood that isn't rancid, the lemon/lime meme is from before the days of refrigeration, it was the only way to eat week old rotten sardines.

[Anonymous No.8981259]

>>8980616
man, never tried cured crab, that looks fantastic

[Anonymous No.8981266]

>>8981242
Citrus compliments fish taste very well.
Even Jiro uses citrus on his super fresh fish sushi pieces.

[Anonymous No.8981287]

>>8981266
fuck off, i've caught fish, dragged it over the side of the boat, slit it's throat, scaled, filleted it and cooked all before the next bite. that's what good seafood tastes like, not covered in fucking garlic and butter then drowned with lemon juice so it tastes like shitty hollandaise sauce

[Anonymous No.8981300]

>>8981287
Would it taste worse with few drops of lemon juice/salt/pepper?

[Anonymous No.8981337]

>>8981287
Pinbones.

[Anonymous No.8981380]

>>8979185
>getting his dirty jap hands all over my ice

naw bra

[Anonymous No.8981390]

>>8981380
Dont worry the alcohol kills the bacteria.

[Anonymous No.8981399]

>>8981300
salt and pepper sure. what is so hard to understand? lemon juice, even the faintest amount destroys the flavour and texture of seafood, it's like taking rib fillet and covering it in ketchup.
>>8981337
what are pliers?

[Anonymous No.8981498]

>>8980616
Now that's interesting.

[Anonymous No.8981592]

>>8981189
>>8981210
>>8981217
Is this guy a real life Kappa?

[Anonymous No.8982691]

>>8981592
are yr saying he is bald and into cucumbers? What now, bully

[Anonymous No.8983432]

>>8981133
all that freedom makes my dick hard
no I won't show you, this is a blue board

[Anonymous No.8983452]

>>8980752
That's like 14 drops. Don't be a fag.

[Anonymous No.8983459]

>>8980604
IT'S LITERALLY STILL FUCKING QUIVERING AS HE TAKES A BITE.

[Anonymous No.8983560]

>>8979280
for a guy who lives for food he sure is skinny

[Anonymous No.8983565]

[Anonymous No.8983571]

>>8983459
that's from his hand dumbo.

[Anonymous No.8983572]

>>8983565
If you ever see this being prepared, leave wherever you are.
That is prison food and if theres enough demand to remake it on the outside, you're surrounded by a bunch of hard niggas that will open your bussi like a walnut

[Anonymous No.8983573]

>>8979177
>that rum will be fifty dollars plus tip

[Anonymous No.8983574]

>>8983572
No it's just Mexico.

[Anonymous No.8983581]

>>8983574
yeah cause most of mexico spends its life in prison
The moral of the story is to not go to mexico

[Anonymous No.8983584]

>>8979360
He looks like a (more) nu-male versio of the guy from the cover of Death Grips' Interview 2016

[Anonymous No.8983587]

>>8983581
Well that goes without saying.

[Anonymous No.8983639]

>>8980648
For literally what purpose
Muh cultural relativism aside, there's no justification for intentionally torturing something for novelty.

[Anonymous No.8983708]

>>8980613
>now get out your cast silver crab carapice serving dish
Fuck me what will Williams-Sonoma come up with next?

[Anonymous No.8983711]

>>8983639
Symbol of high quality, fresh meat.
Important when historically you'd be served half-rotten garbage slathered under 10lb of sauce

[Anonymous No.8983715]

>>8980618
I friggin love this series
Food should be more like a rube goldberg machine

[Anonymous No.8983747]

>>8981390
If a goddamn nuke couldnt kill all that bacteria, I dont think jigger full of 40% alcohol will.

[Anonymous No.8983846]

>>8980648
It takes a special kind of asshole to do this to a living creature. Fucking gooks man. The same kind of people who back up and run over some person a second time after they have hit them with their car, just to make sure they won't have to pay for the hospital stay.

[Anonymous No.8983854]

>>8983846
Most asians aren't human, they are insectoids.

[Anonymous No.8983918]

>>8980617
Because you have to be pretty well off to travel a lot and eat a ton where you go to, and a lot of people who can travel a ton can become pretentious just because they're "Worldly" and knowledgeable.

[Anonymous No.8984006]

>>8983560

Eat your way through SE Asia and you'll lose weight due to all the dysentery

[Anonymous No.8984037]

>>8983560
It's like you don't know what small portions are.

[Anonymous No.8984073]

>>8983573
For Americans fifty bucks is nothing

[Anonymous No.8984111]

>>8980762
>>8983846
Every time. Unless you're vegetarians, you have no right to cast stones. It takes a special kind of hypocrite to turn a blind eye to the suffering caused to animals for the food they themselves eat, balk at the suffering done to animals by others because they are by particular members of another race, and then cast that whole race as particularly immoral.

>>8983639
You are on somewhat firmer moral ground, but calling it "cultural" means you are at turning a blind eye to what goes on in your own society, at least partially.

[Anonymous No.8984365]

>>8981287

>don't eat fish with other ingredients!
>just eat it fresh!

they're not mutually exclusive you fucktard, and you're not special for having gone fishing.

outdoorsy people are the most pretentious fucking cunts i swear

[Anonymous No.8984449]

>>8984365
This, I love camping and all that shit but goddamn "outdoors" people piss me right off, they brag about going fishing/camping/whatever as if it's some sort of massive fucking achievement and/or they think it makes them special and unique, half the time they aren't even camping, they rent out a cabin by a lake or something and call it camping.

Fucking ridiculous, those kinds of people need to get their heads out of their asses and go fuck themselves

[Anonymous No.8985497]

[Anonymous No.8985568]

>>8983846
Yes, we already know. We've all read the same shit on this very site. Do you think you're educating people, or having some original outlook on asians? Pretty boring person you are. Be more novel in your racism. Stale racists are the worst.

Also the running people over twice is a Chinese thing, not Japanese.

[Anonymous No.8985578]

>>8979253
"people" who use the words "delish" or yummy unironically should be castrated with a rusty knife.

[Anonymous No.8985658]

>>8984111
I only get my meat from local farms, I only like my food killed humanely

[Anonymous No.8985663]

>>8985658
Local doesn't guarantee humane.

[Anonymous No.8985718]

>>8979177

How much does this drink cost?

[Anonymous No.8985720]

>>8983918
The highest expense is the airfare. The cost of living is absurdly low. Tons of hippy expats who are in no way rich travel to SE Asia all the time because it's so affordable.

[Anonymous No.8985752]

>>8985663
You can visit small and medium sized local farms, numbnuts, to see for yourself. Most farmers enjoy and appreciate you for doing that.

[Anonymous No.8985814]

>>8985752
And local still doesn't guarantee humane, fuckwit. Anecdote isn't evidence, and neither is your romanticism of small-time farmers. They have no legal obligation or economic incentive to do things humanely, particularly when feel-good labels like "cage-free" or whatever are so loosely regulated as to be almost worthless. For example, if your local farm has chickens for eggs, guaranteed the males are suffocated or grinded to a paste at birth; there's a good chance that they are confined for large parts of the day and perhaps only let out for enough time to get that free-range label; and if they are confined, there's a good chance they are being debeaked. And even then you can account for their conditions at slaughter, can you? Your bullshit "humane" meat myth is just that, a bullshit myth. If you're going to eat meat own up to it and try to not be a massive hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.8985834]

>>8985578
my hubby says my cooking is delish and yumyum all the time

[Anonymous No.8985993]

>>8985814
He was referring to personally visiting and see for yourself... Of cause there are shit small scale local farms, but you can find farmers that will keep some animals without unnecessary suffering.
They don't HAVE to produce food in a nice way, but there are actually people out the who WANT to.
And then there are people who can appreciate that and pay a reasonable price for that.

And yes, modern for profit animal industry is disgusting to say the least.

[Anonymous No.8985994]

>>8979185
My hands hurt watching this

[Anonymous No.8986000]

>>8985814
Nice thinly veiled vegan shilling anon.

[Anonymous No.8986015]

>>8985814
>romanticism of small farmers

When you visit yourself then that's not romantic. It's objectively collecting evidence and analyzing it.

>can't account for conditions at slaughter.

Really? I observed it when I picked up 10 chickens from them.

>debeaking is torture

Ever trim your fingernails? There you go. As a vegan I could see where that might be painful for you, but for most people it's not. And the small farm I source from the chickens had full beaks.

>good chance they're confined in cages all day

Yeah, no. They have laying hutches and uncrowded pens on grass, no cages in sight anywhere.

>males are ground up

Nope. They sell 3-6 month old roosters as fryers too. They have roosters to fertilize the hens to replenish stock, also.

If you weren't always foaming at the mouth you could visit a small local farm instead of going by what you saw on a radical vegan's website. And lol calling me a hypocrite. Go enjoy your vegetables raised with manure, blood meal, bone meal and fish emulsion, hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.8986025]

>>8979234
Even Trevor James is better than him

[Anonymous No.8986167]

>>8979051
>>8979129
Watching Jack is like self-immolation and watching Mark is like autoerotic asphyxiation.

[Anonymous No.8986184]

>>8983560
he lives for good food and doesn't waste calories on the mundane shit you consume in excess on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.8986219]

>>8980630
>>8980634
>toss spaghet in some good ass crab meat and innards paste
>immediately wash it off with runny crab sauce
Also I'm sick of the "crab shell for presentation" meme. It's a pain in the ass to actually eat with it in the way.

[Anonymous No.8986270]

>>8980636
meme/10
>>8980637
>>8980642
10/10 would eat and let it fuck my wife
>>8980645
9/10 looks nutritious af
>>8980648
wew lad/0
>>8980653
7/10 runny af and subpar presentation
>>8980657
8/10 looks good af but looks like it's a pain in the ass to prepare for something so simple
>>8981189
>>8981210
>>8981217
kino/10

[Anonymous No.8986302]

>>8981133
>tomatoes
Ruined

[Anonymous No.8986309]

>>8983572
>when you try to come off as hardened and street-wise but is just blatantly copy-pasting shit that gets posted in every single webm thread

[Anonymous No.8986391]

>>8980242
Just like bad porn, all that kino of the juicy meat being cut, only to switch the camera to the guys face to ruin my boner. Fuck you and whoever that fag is who makes the vids.

[Anonymous No.8986853]

>>8985834
I hope you get melted.

[Anonymous No.8986912]

>>8983708
Underrated

[Anonymous No.8987323]

>>8985497

>Suddenly have a need to see the rest.

Please, kindly tell me where this is from?

[Anonymous No.8987327]

>>8986309

[Anonymous No.8987592]

>>8981287
>caught fish

>slit its throat

[Anonymous No.8987626]

>>8985568
Butthurt weeb spotted.

[Anonymous No.8987663]

>>8979265
the more solid (one piece) the ice in your drink, the less water is melted to dilute your pretentious high dollar alcohol, while still keeping it cool

[Anonymous No.8987670]

>>8979185
>I just ordered a Coors, damn

[Anonymous No.8987689]

>>8980764
lol, this
>at least shellfish

[Anonymous No.8987704]

>>8980613
what is that brown shit he scraped off, and put on top at the end?

[Anonymous No.8987706]

>>8980613
if i wanted to eat intestines form an animal I'd go to western Europe

[Anonymous No.8987711]

>>8980616
>that clean cut to get the meat out
damn, is it that easy?

[Anonymous No.8987720]

>>8983715
what series? all i see is moon runes in the vid name.

[Anonymous No.8987781]

>>8985814
>And local still doesn't guarantee humane, fuckwit
came to post this

[Anonymous No.8987798]

>>8980648
The good news is fish cant feel pain.

[Anonymous No.8988112]

[Anonymous No.8988115]

[Anonymous No.8988122]

You now want to fuck a cake

[Anonymous No.8988126]

[Anonymous No.8988130]

>>8985658
>kill
>humane
choose one

[Anonymous No.8988136]

[Anonymous No.8988141]

>>8979179
>>8979228
3rd world street food. Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.8988158]

>>8988141

[Anonymous No.8988164]

>>8988126

I see this stupid fucking webm posted all the damn time what the hell is impressive about this? To me it just comes off as a lazy and wasteful culinary school project.

No one wants to eat sugar crystals.

[Anonymous No.8988196]

>>8988164
I find the fact he's using a cai dao and hammering it real fucking hard in to chocolate without it breaking impressive.

Whoever made that cai dao deserves an award

The chocolate geode part is stupid though

[Anonymous No.8988214]

>>8987704
could be the reproductive organ like with sea urchin

http://www.sushifaq.com/sushi-sashimi-info/sushi-item-profiles/sushi-items-uni-sea-urchin/

[Anonymous No.8988227]

>>8983574
>>8983565
I can never get over these videos.

[Anonymous No.8988229]

[Anonymous No.8988267]

>>8988126
>Sugar Magician

*Tips Chef's Hat

[Anonymous No.8988270]

Does anyone have the Mexicans and limes webm?

Just realised I don't have a copy on this computer.

[Anonymous No.8988274]

[Anonymous No.8988292]

>>8981189
>>8981210
>>8981217
i love how buttblasted /tv/ or /v/ whenever anyone mention Hiro Dream of Sushi

[Anonymous No.8988452]

>>8980762
>>8980782
>>8983639
>>8983846
>>8986270
>>8987798


wow ya'll. it's just a fish. I think ya'll haven't handled enough fishies irl to understand

[Anonymous No.8988467]

>>8988452
You're just a human.

[Anonymous No.8988514]

>>8980762

This is why white millenial aged faggots are useless in this world.

White kid snowflakes are Crying over a cooked fish and holding protest rallies while real Asian men are building billion dollar companies and collecting trophy wives.

[Anonymous No.8988541]

>>8985814
>Raising an animal in good conditions and instantly killing it is the same as impaling a live animal through the eye, twisting it onto the skewer, and slowly roasting it to death

[Anonymous No.8988573]

>>8988541

holy shit you liberal white faggots are fucking cowards.

no wonder black men dominate all your white women... lol

:poor little fishes: lol fucking pussies

[Anonymous No.8988581]

>>8988541

maybe you should ask the fucking fish if its feelings will be hurt?

maybe take all the coins out of your piggy bank from your mothers basement and you can buy the fishes and set them free in the ocean!!

that's your mission in life, white boy. save them fishes!

[Anonymous No.8988786]

>>8988541
>all your food is sourced humanely
Extremely doubtful, A. And B, even if you did personally only get humane foods, that hardly makes up for the rest if your culture buying stuff that is just as or even more excessively torturous to an animal, so picking out "the gooks" means you're just a hypocritical racist with an axe to grind.

[Anonymous No.8988808]

>>8988581

[Anonymous No.8988836]

>>8986025
I like trevors videos, but I get a seriously creepy rapey vibe from him. He was trying to host people at his place in China a while back and everything seemed really sketchy.

[Anonymous No.8988844]

>>8987323
Happy 300 Days.

[Anonymous No.8988862]

[Anonymous No.8988870]

>>8979177
Jesus Christ, Favreau. It's just a rum martinez.

[Anonymous No.8989256]

>>8980648

> tfw I'm vegan for abstract ethical reasons but I'm also probably a sociopath deep down and love looking at videos of animals and people being tortured and killed on imageboards

[Anonymous No.8989278]

>>8989256
I didn't know vegans could have cool fetishes. Want to meet up and slice me open before disposing of my lifeless body in the local gorge?

[Anonymous No.8989288]

>>8989278

Nah but I'd watch someone else do it

[Anonymous No.8989353]

>>8983574
>>8983587

A part of me really wants to try those abominations

[Anonymous No.8989407]

>>8988862
thought the dough would be too thick at the beginning but it looks like I was wrong. nice

[Anonymous No.8989409]

>>8988274
dude did they mix gummy arabicum in there?

[Anonymous No.8989450]

>>8989256
I've seen a pattern with this shit.
My ex was a vegetarian thinking to go vegan.
>He would send me this PETA videos about animal cruelty in farms to convince me to not eat meat.
>He also sent me shock gore photos of children with their heads blown up that he found interesting or funny or whatever.
>Was mentally ill, went to the psychiatrist, was most likely schizophrenic and maybe more things

I remember another girl I pounded which would send me PETA videos aswell, she said she cried while watching them, "poor animals"...
Then she told me about an offer she got for working on a fetish site stepping on insects and killing them. That was alright, kinda gross but I dont give a fuck about insects.
We talked a bit about that website and she told me about other women filming them stepping on laboratory/snake food rats, find out it's completely legal, got disgusted as hell.
I asked her if she'd ever so it and she told me "I don't know". She also enjoyed hardcore gore and seemed pretty emotionless about it like my ex.


So yeah. I don't trust vegan/vegetarian fuckers, they seem to be fucked up in the head. Not eating meat because of "muh animal suffering " but then some of them would maybe torture an animal or another person given the chance just because, or at least enjoy watching it.

[Anonymous No.8989479]

>>8989450
>my ex
>he
>another girl I pounded

im confused.

[Anonymous No.8989484]

>>8989479
don't assume xeir gender, shitlard

[Anonymous No.8989499]

>>8989479
Well, not another I guess, just a girl I pounded.

>not pounding grills and top tier andrgynous boys

[Anonymous No.8989637]

>>8980762
>>8980782
>>8983639
>>8983846
How to spot an ignoramus
Fish CAN'T feel pain. They literally do not care about what's going on, they have no feelings, they're just fucking fish.

[Anonymous No.8989642]

>>8989499
faggot

[Anonymous No.8989646]

>>8979051
I want to punch him and his annoying fucking face.

[Anonymous No.8990340]

>>8979280
>>8979228
>>8979179
>>8979129

His reaction to food is like a teenage pothead's reaction when he watches Carl Sagan's Cosmos for the first time

[Anonymous No.8990360]

>>8980617

These grapes sure are sour

[Anonymous No.8990378]

>>8986302
>your opinion
Dismissed

[Anonymous No.8990548]

>>8979185
why not just put the ice in a mould instead of hand carving it?

[Anonymous No.8990785]

>>8983560
AIDS tends to do that to you.

[Anonymous No.8990859]

>>8989450
>>8989479
>>8989484
>>8989499
>>8989642
>Vegans/vegetarians are disturbed edgelords
>btw I'm a confused mentally ill degenerate bisexual

[Anonymous No.8990865]

>>8987704
>>8988214
idiots
it's tomalley

[Anonymous No.8990912]

>>8979234
His eyes are unnaturally "bright", as if hes drastically overshooting the whole idea of enthusiasm. He seems like hes forcing every emotion that leaves his face.

[Anonymous No.8990922]

Yo anyone have the webm of those two stupid chicks trying to open a coconut with a knife on the Australian show?

[Anonymous No.8990930]

>>8988164
>no one wants to eat sugar crystals

[Anonymous No.8991062]

>>8979177
this costs $13

[Anonymous No.8991074]

>>8991062
$13 isn't even that expensive for a cocktail.

[Anonymous No.8991171]

>>8983639
Something tells me you REALLY wouldn't like to know how the French prepare ortolans for the table.

[Anonymous No.8991192]

>>8988164
>what are lollipops
>what is rock candy
>what are Nerds

Etc., etc.

[Anonymous No.8991260]

>>8989407
me too

[Anonymous No.8991270]

>>8979051
That's not chicken.

[Anonymous No.8991272]

>>8979129
>rice first

[Anonymous No.8991289]

>>8980609
Eww I thought he was making a bisque. Why would I want crab tea?

[Anonymous No.8991421]

>>8988164

[Anonymous No.8991436]

>>8990548
Because then they cant charge you 20 dollars for a shot

[Anonymous No.8991509]

>>8989637
It's not about what happens to the fish. It's more about the psyche of the individual that would like doing that. Watching that would elicit a negative emotion from 90% of the people on earth. Not just coddled first worlders. Just like watching a kitten getting kicked or a puppy being abandoned would.

Yes, its anthropomorphizing. Yes there may be logical reasons as to why this is morally better than factory farming emotionally intelligent animals like pigs and cows. But just like how kicking a homeless person's change cup in NYC might be morally superior to buying made in Bangladesh T-shirts, you're much more of a psychopath for doing the former than the latter.

[Anonymous No.8991511]

>>8987711
only if you have nippon steel folded over 200 times by a master

[Anonymous No.8991516]

>>8988122
Aren't those Taiwanese "Castellas" made with palm oil?

[Anonymous No.8991536]

>>8988115
so chinks really are insectoids

[Anonymous No.8991540]

>>8991536
>chink
That's a Jap anon.

[Anonymous No.8991557]

>>8991516
Looks similar, though a bit more like cheesecake, this >>8988274 is definitely Taiwanese Castellas

[Anonymous No.8991706]

[Anonymous No.8991782]

>>8980648
>everyone sperging out over this

Fish don't feel pain

[Anonymous No.8991805]

>>8979051
looks like frogs not chicken

[Anonymous No.8991849]

>>8979160

it's race mixing fault

[Anonymous No.8991882]

>>8979129
At this point I cant hate him no more
he's still a weirdo though

[Anonymous No.8991902]

>>8980648
>charbroiled fish skewers

hmm, I never realized how good this would be, I gotta try it.

[Anonymous No.8991920]

>>8980604
brotip, they used the okami soundtrack on this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j48nBCad7i0

[Anonymous No.8993327]

>>8980648
>that sad as fuck looking eye when they turn it over

DAMN

[Anonymous No.8993496]

>>8984449
I kinda agree with you. Hobbies are really personal pursuits. The only reason to bring them up is if you and your friend share the same hobby. Otherwise its just one person boring the other with conversation about model trains or whatever. I enjoy hunting/fishing/camping/backpacking but almost no one except for the few who go with me know about it. Its like politics, be as fervent as you want but bothering other people with it just kinda makes you an asshole.

[Anonymous No.8993511]

>>8979051
HAHAH THIS GUYS FUCKING FACES HE MAKES
i dont know who he is but ive seen him around and he always makes the goofiest faces
is he /ourguy/?

[Anonymous No.8994336]

>>8989256
youre not a sociopath
ditch that complex now

[Anonymous No.8994354]

>>8988112
yukina a shit keemi is best mukbang waifu

[Anonymous No.8994364]

>>8991509
a human in its natural state shouldnt feel shit over some faggot fish being hurt. people are mentally ill from modern sheltered lifestyles.

[Anonymous No.8994366]

>>8988112
yuka a shit keemi is best mukbang waifu

[Anonymous No.8994485]

>>8994364
But we aren't in our "natural" habitat and haven't been for a while. A human in its natural state would probably faint riding on a car going 60 mph too. If a modern human does that there's something wrong, just like there's something wrong with a modern human torturing a fish like its nothing.

[Anonymous No.8994662]

>>8989353
It's like a fiesta in your mouth, and all your cousins are invited.

[Anonymous No.8994717]

>>8979360
>>8979280

why do so many people here pick on this guy, he's just an innocent dude reviewing food.

It's not like Jack's well deserved internet hate for his ignorance and incompetence

[Anonymous No.8994852]

>>8994717
People see someone else having a good time and get upset about it, nothing new there, though most people just want the webm to focus on the food, not the guy

[Anonymous No.8995025]

>>8979160

It's an Elliot Rodgers. Makes sense. Those deserve extermination.

[Anonymous No.8995035]

>>8979177
>>8979185

Why does this make me violently angry?

This is a pornographic level of autism.

[Anonymous No.8995116]

>>8979248
It's almost a bad as the food you used to post here.

[Anonymous No.8995378]

>>8991516
Japanese cotton cheesecake

[Anonymous No.8995549]

>>8990865
>tomalley
cool thanks

[Anonymous No.8995711]

[Anonymous No.8995724]

>>8995711
is that guy high on cocaine?

[Anonymous No.8995728]

>>8995711
People with energy levels this high freak the fuck out of me.

[Anonymous No.8995730]

>>8995724
There's music playing. He's dancing

[Anonymous No.8995734]

>>8995730
>you cannot be coked up if there is music playing

[Anonymous No.8995745]

>>8995724
I want to say yes because he smells his pinky or something a few seconds into the webm

[Anonymous No.8995765]

[Anonymous No.8997563]

>>8995765
RIP

[Anonymous No.8997961]

[Anonymous No.8998002]

>>8997961
I just puked a little in my mouth

[Anonymous No.8998054]

>>8995035
because you're autistic

[Anonymous No.8998357]

>>8988112
>>8988115
>>8988136
A-a-are there any videos of her g-g-going to the bathroom after making these videos? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.8998519]

>>8988126
If I was stoned I would eat that

[Anonymous No.8998604]

>>8980604
>This kills the crab

[Anonymous No.8998611]

>>8997961
Kek. The alignment adjusting on the text got me.

[Anonymous No.8998710]

[Anonymous No.8998720]

[Anonymous No.8998726]

[Anonymous No.8998727]

>>8986302
>I don't like tomatoes because I have the palate of a 4 year old.

[Anonymous No.8998732]

>>8988130
>vegan
>triple digit IQ
choose one.

[Anonymous No.8998740]

[Anonymous No.8998745]

[Anonymous No.8998760]

[Anonymous No.8998773]

I'm in the wrong thread damn :<
supposed to be fictional foods I'd like to try

[Anonymous No.8999065]

>>8981133
If you have to skewer a sandwich to keep it together, it is no longer a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8999573]

>>8994366
Yuka, at a glance, looks cute but there's several features about her that makes her seem like a smelly person. Same with Angela and Moe Azu. But something about Azu.. Fascinates me. Sexually.

[Anonymous No.8999621]

>>8988130
You're right. Lets put down our guns and all sing kumayah.

[Anonymous No.9000074]

>>8983708
Lold

[Anonymous No.9000228]

>>8988141
>japan
>third world
they are savages, not poor.

[Anonymous No.9000237]

>>8991706
disgusting

[Anonymous No.9000245]

>>8999573
>makes her seem like a smelly person
Could it be the fact she eats 8000 calories of fast food in front of a camera?

[Anonymous No.9000549]

>>8995765
RIP in pieces pepe

[Anonymous No.9000580]

>>8979129
posting this faggot should be a bannable offense. Hes the le reddit meme reaction face letsplayer of food reviews. Also his face is incredibly punchable.

[Anonymous No.9000644]

>>8995711
>picks his nose and continues

Fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.9000761]

>>8980604
>>8980613
>>8980618
>>8980630
why do the crabs need to die

[Anonymous No.9000796]

>>8986219
They realize how stupid it is and pour everything back out near the end

[Anonymous No.9000905]

>>8980648
>crab massacre, no one cares
>a couple of fishes getting pierced, everyone replies
This kills the crab twice.

[Anonymous No.9000959]

>>9000245
In combination with her undesirable facial features.
I do like her 'ta-da' gimmick and how she does a yummy sound every time she eats a bite of something new.

[Anonymous No.9000982]

>>8995728

Agree, this was incredibly stressful to watch

[Anonymous No.9001012]

>>9000644
You guys are fucking retarded. He scratched an itch near his nose, I bet you would freak out if you saw linecooking.

[Anonymous No.9001030]

>>9000905
Crabs don't wiggle as much so people assume it doesnt feel pain (as though that fish felt much of anything) or is already dead.
Basically they're just stupid.

[Anonymous No.9001072]

>>8995728
Jeb! pls go

[Anonymous No.9001099]

>>9001072
>>>/wsg/1717361

[Anonymous No.9001103]

[Anonymous No.9001168]

>>8991706
What channel is this?

[Anonymous No.9001240]

>>8980604
Is...
is crab kill??

[Anonymous No.9001286]

>>8987689
Why did you greentext that? And why did you say "lol"

First week on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.9001294]

>>8980604
The problems I have with this is that I don't want to eat out of the crabs skull, and I don't want the meat ruined by having him scrap it out. I'd rather get it out myself.

I'm okay with the lime, but I think it should be added by the customer. Just give them a wedge.

[Anonymous No.9001374]

>>9001294
It's Japanese and high-cuisine, so they fix the dish exactly the way they want you to taste it.

[Anonymous No.9001530]

>>9001240
snabe rip

[Anonymous No.9001603]

>>8988292
what exactly does happen?

[Anonymous No.9001644]

>>8985497
>watch first 10 minutes of episode 1
Asian sitcoms are so fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.9001660]

>>9001294
I want to taste food the way I want it to taste.

[Anonymous No.9001685]

>>9001374
I want to taste food the way I want it to taste.

[Anonymous No.9001727]

>>9001103
why did you take out the part afterwards with the garlic

[Anonymous No.9001732]

>>9001685
Then don't go to some pretentious shop.

[Anonymous No.9001767]

>>8980648
>it's cool bro I didn't need that eye anyways lmao

[Anonymous No.9001918]

>>9001732
I don't

[Anonymous No.9001926]

>>8983639
>>8983846
4chan really is dead. Every single board is filled with r eddit fags

[Anonymous No.9001931]

>>8998760
>2.36MB
>for that
Digusting

[Anonymous No.9001959]

>>8997961

That's the $3/bag shrimp I get for my cats for snacks from walmart

[Anonymous No.9001985]

>>9000228
Poverty has nothing to do with "first/second/third world"; it's a system to rank a country's relation with NATO. So, if you're a first world country (like the US and European countries), then you're closely aligned/working with NATO and other NATO countries.

Stay in school kids

[Anonymous No.9002384]

>>8989637
Chinks can't feel pain either you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.9002476]

>>9001985
Those definitions haven't been relevant since the 90s. The term today largely refers to economic development (although that envelops roughly the same set of countries anyway).

Also Japan was a first world country even under the Cold War definitions.

[Anonymous No.9002514]

>>9002476
That's like saying that the definition of "literally" has changed because retarded valley girls use it in place of "figuratively."

Just because enough people do a thing does not make that thing right

[Anonymous No.9002519]

>>8979051

Who's the gook? Do I give a fuck?

[Anonymous No.9002526]

>>9002514
>Just because enough people do a thing does not make that thing right

whether or not something is 'right' has zero bearing on meaning. language constantly evolves and changes and is not dictated by what's written in a dictionary.

[Anonymous No.9002544]

>>9002526
You're right: it's dictated by a common understanding (which does not change simply because enough idiots do it wrong). And someone/something has to set/manage that understanding: that's why there are dictionaries.

[Anonymous No.9002612]

>>8988141
But Japan is first world

[Anonymous No.9002627]

>>9002544
Dictionaries are descriptive, not prescriptive. Words are created and definitions are morphed based on useage. Deciding that words are "wrong" will not stop them from being used.

Things like this are really not worth worrying about.

[Anonymous No.9002637]

>>8995765
Pepe kill?

[Anonymous No.9002657]

>>8979228
That isnt an omelette that is just a plate of scrambled eggs that never got mixed wtf. If that garbage was served to me as an omelette I would definitely not make his leftist tard (OMG so FRESH SO GOOD so MUCH better than the WEST) face.

[Anonymous No.9002661]

>>8981133
Eh would be good hangover food I guess

[Anonymous No.9002675]

>>8983565
Yea no I'm a spic and I never go near that shit, shits horrid

[Anonymous No.9002686]

>>8988126
That's pretty fucking rad

[Anonymous No.9002691]

>come in
>no ja/ck/

quite disappointed in you /ck/

[Anonymous No.9002693]

>>8980604
Somewhat amazed that he's taking it apart while it's still piping hot

[Anonymous No.9002795]

>>9001103
Is she using a butter knife? Not one to judge, my chopping skills are probably that tier as well

[Anonymous No.9003013]

>>8991706
sauce

[Anonymous No.9003029]

>>8979177
Oh look; it's that drink the guy in front of me always orders when I go to get a beer.

[Anonymous No.9003047]

>>8988158
This one makes me especially angry. He has the look of a man who thinks very highly of himself and his "cooking."

[Anonymous No.9003060]

>>9003047
I reckon it's cause he's looking down his nose while making it, his trophy wife and/or daughter is cute though.

Also how to fuck is that chinese guy doing that, must be blessed by Guan Yu himself with those knife skills

[Anonymous No.9003073]

>>8983587
I've been trying to figure out what exactly this is. Are those onions in the cup? It looks like he's making a drink of fucking hot sauce or something. The chip videos like this kinda make sense to me and I can see the appeal, but this one confuses me.

[Anonymous No.9003077]

>>9003073
You mean the webm with the fat mexican dude right, cause that one is definitely onions in a cup with juice and other shit

[Anonymous No.9003086]

My bad. This >>9003073 was actually meant as a response to
>>8988158

[Anonymous No.9003092]

>>9003077
I can almost get the appeal if it were tomato juice or something with the hot sauce, chili lime seasoning, and lime juice, but I don't understand the damn onions. Why not peppers or maybe even noodles for a fucked up mexican ramen thing? This guy would probably get along with Ja/ck/ with that onion drink bullshit.

[Anonymous No.9003102]

>>9003092
I dunno man, mexicans eat some retarded shit. A video with Jack and this guy would be comedy gold.

[Anonymous No.9003127]

>>8998745
i love you anon

[Anonymous No.9003301]

>>9003102

[Anonymous No.9003305]

>>9003301
And then they put the shitty corndog in that onion-juice cup

[Anonymous No.9003619]

[Anonymous No.9003953]

>>8991509
I'm glad somebody said this.