/ck/ meta-thread

[Anonymous No.8978086]

How do we fix /ck/?

[Anonymous No.8978091]

Ban fast "food" threads

[Anonymous No.8978095]

ban webm and youtube links

[Anonymous No.8978102]

1. Get a sticky.
2. Get a sticky.
3. ?????????
4. Get a sticky.

[Anonymous No.8978106]

>>8978102
What the fuck would the sticky say

[Anonymous No.8978108]

>>8978102
what would you put in a sticky?

[Anonymous No.8978117]

these meta threads are a meme

add flags

[Anonymous No.8978119]

al/ck/ threads should be on /r9k/ all they talk about is how much their life sucks because of alcohol addiction and nothing about actual alcohol.

[Anonymous No.8978120]

>>8978086
That all depends. Who do we want the general user of the board to be? A /r9k/ autist- or someone more normie? I don't get a heavy autism vibe browsing most threads on here but if you happen to start a thread looking for places to go with your girlfriend you instantly have 9 autists screeching at you

[Anonymous No.8978122]

>>8978106
>>8978108
How to make McChickens from home.

[Anonymous No.8978136]

>>8978119
>>8978120
Seconding this, remove all robots. They're the ones flooding the board with tendies, fast food, and "totally not a blog" al/ck/ threads

Seriously get a fucking discord you autists

>>8978117
>flags
gb2/pol/

[Anonymous No.8978142]

>>8978120
Reeeee

[Anonymous No.8978143]

Get rid of all the /pol/-style posts

[Anonymous No.8978153]

>>8978143
Basically just enforce GR#3 sitewide and watch the quality of the site improve massively

[Anonymous No.8978156]

>>8978091
You don't need to ban fastfood, just have one fastfood general. That way posts about real food and cooking aren't continually getting knocked off. That's a perfectly legitimate compromise.

[Anonymous No.8978161]

>>8978091
>>8978095
yes!
Lets make the slowest board even slower by removing 80% of popular content.

>>8978102
We should have a sticky.

It should be a retards guide to cooking basics:
>wot pans r gud
>wot nife r gud
>wot r ingredients n spicesses
and should include 4-5 simple recipes everyone should know

[Anonymous No.8978163]

Force a 'fast-food general' and prevent all the relentless McChicken/Arby's shit ruining a board meant to be about food and cooking

[Anonymous No.8978181]

>>8978161
Popular content isn't good content retard
Also what the fuck are you talking about /ck/ being slow, maybe compared to shitholes like /b/, /v/, /r9k/, and /pol/, but it's solidly medium/fast

>>8978156
>>8978163
Repeating generals are cancer, just remove low quality posts
All fast-food is low quality posting

[Anonymous No.8978185]

>>8978086
Ban threads about fast food.
Pol to stay in pol.
No meta threads.

>>8978161
>Lets make the slowest board even slower by removing 80% of popular content.
Let's make it better by removing 99% of the shitposting!

[Anonymous No.8978190]

>>8978161
>the slowest board

How many boards do you use? /ck/ is one of the faster-moving ones.

[Anonymous No.8978192]

>>8978153
Getting rid of pol only turns every board into pol.

How new are you

[Anonymous No.8978196]

>>8978143
Please almighty Jesus this. It isn't just /ck/ but its really bad on /ck/ because of how slow the board is.

>Hey guys, what's your favorite Indian food? Mine is pretty pleb but I really enjoy a chicken tikka
>LOL POO IN LOO
>YEP MY FELLOW NATIVE /CK/TARD MY FAVRUT INDIAN FOOD IS POO, SERVED IN LOO
>HELLO YOU TWO PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ME, DID YOU HEAR MY HILARIOUS ORIGINAL JOKE ABOUT POOING IN LOOS?

Posts about non-"white" foods result in posts and posts of how they're inferior to "white" foods. Posts about "white" foods result in posts and posts of how British food sucks and French food is pretentious and Spanish people aren't white and American food isn't distinct. It fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.8978201]

>>8978086
Add flags. With many people caring about authenticity, it'd be good to know where one is from. Would also stop that retard that keeps pretending is a chef of a different country each day.
I don't use 4chan a lot, can flags be optional? No one would object them if they were.

[Anonymous No.8978202]

>>8978192
Where the fuck did I say remove /pol/? Are you ESL?

[Anonymous No.8978205]

>>8978192
As if every board isn't /pol/ already.

[Anonymous No.8978208]

>>8978201
>No one would object them if they were.
kys, flags are fucking cancer and only serve to increase shitposting and people ignoring posts because of /pol/-tier preconceived notions about said country

[Anonymous No.8978218]

>>8978208
people already pose as other countries to shitpost, the point of flags is to get rid of that.

[Anonymous No.8978227]

>>8978218
Yeah but at least now you're anonymous and people aren't judging the quality of your post because of where you live. Adding flags just increases >leaf/poo in loo/frog/amerifat/etc. detected opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.8978233]

We need more fatties!!! And the discussion of professional chefs!!! And pdf sharing of recipe books!!!

[Anonymous No.8978260]

>>8978102
I'll give you a little of the ol' sticky sticky.

[Anonymous No.8978265]

We should start posting a qttdot so that small questions about cooking and food can be answered there

[Anonymous No.8978279]

>>8978201
>I don't use 4chan a lot

Your opinions are invalid.

Any identification whatsoever is cancerous, just look at that shithole /int/

[Anonymous No.8978293]

>>8978181
>Popular content isn't good content
True, but why remove what other people enjoy just because you dont?
Shitposting is not going away. Either ignore it or join in and get angry or troll some retards.
Its what 4chan is about, you can't come here and expect not to be harassed about how moldy your butter is, what you call a biscuit, how much cream you put in your carbonara, or how you shouldn't attempt to sharpen a knife without a Phd in metallurgy.
If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck off of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.8978322]

>>8978293
Listen hotshot, I said remove fast food, not shitposting. None of what you said is fast food, in fact I'd be totally fine with all of the content in your post if those threads were actually made, but instead we get 50 McDonald's threads a day. Stop trying to act like some arbiter of the nature of 4chan you insufferable retard.

[Anonymous No.8978347]

>>8978322
Whoa slow your roll there buck-o, no need to act like that when you know in fact your wrong and he was right. You just got your shit pushed in and are having a hissy fit about it. Just go back to /r9k/ cuck.
Let the chads talk.

[Anonymous No.8978362]

>>8978190
/ck/ use to be a quality slow board. Not as slow as /po/ perhaps, but still not a fast board by any means. Today is way faster and was shittier.

[Anonymous No.8978387]

low effort posts need to be nuked

>>8978347
lmao are you for real homie

>>8978362
speed = shit and it always has which is why low effort shit should be removed

[Anonymous No.8978388]

>>8978196
T. Angry poo in the loo

[Anonymous No.8978537]

>>8978387
Last "was" should be "way". I agree that the low effort shit should be removed.

[Anonymous No.8978741]

>>8978347
Embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.8978873]

>>8978143
>>8978196
Do you guys report those posts? I bet they'd be cleared out if you did.

[Anonymous No.8978950]

1. Enforce /ck/ specific rules

2. Amend global #2 to remove the terms "trolls" and "flames" since those are abused by mods to ban anyone who posts anything the mod personally disagrees with no matter how topical. Continue to ban guro, furfaggotry, racism, and pedo shit

That's really about it, I don't expect this place to be eGullet 2.0 but this board has continued to exceed my expectations for how shitty a board can get especially since chanology, the mass influx of stormfags brought by /pol/, and the departure of moot

[Anonymous No.8978988]

Ban all the kikes, niggers, and degenerates.

[Anonymous No.8978997]

>>8978950
>>8978347
>>8978202
>>8978143
>>8978136
>>8978106
>>8978095
Niggers... all of you are raging niggers

[Anonymous No.8979880]

>>8978873
I used to but I've gotten so numb to them/sick of them. It doesn't really feel like anything's happening.

[Anonymous No.8979893]

>>8978950
It's ironic that for as much as stormfags shitpost about foreigners coming over and ruining their countries they've come over and ruined my website. I remember when racism was ironic and stormfaggotry was not tolerated, even on /b/. The worst part of the trump presidency for me personally is what its done to 4chan.

[Anonymous No.8979923]

>>8978086
Nobody here is qualified to make a proper culinary sticky.

[Anonymous No.8980005]

>>8978873
I always do. I try my best to be a good citizen and report the shit I see but it doesn't appear we have any active janitors unless there's explicit porn being posted and even then it could be up for hours before it's taken down if it ever is.