first time cooking for myself, how did i do? tips appreciated

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Anonymous Sun May 21 18:23:24 2017 No.8960658 [DELETED]

first time cooking for myself, how did i do?
tips appreciated

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:28:41 2017 No.8960685 0/10 eggs are for peasants

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:31:33 2017 No.8960700 >>8960658 Not great. I would give you a 2 but I'll +1 you up to a 3/10 for effort and trying to cook. Keep at it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:31:53 2017 No.8960703 >>8960658 burnt and wrinkly i'd eat though eggs are good no matter what

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:32:14 2017 No.8960705 Eggs are burnt

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:32:44 2017 No.8960707 >>8960658 First time ever? In that case 7/10 it looks edible.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:36:43 2017 No.8960717 Looks like something a high school drop out would cook.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:37:40 2017 No.8960724 >>8960703 >>8960705 how do i get them unburnt?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:38:18 2017 No.8960727 >>8960658 Did you use a syringe to inject hot sauce into the yolk before you cooked the eggs? I did and I made a thread about it. It's the newest /ck/ approved way to cook eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:40:53 2017 No.8960735 >>8960724 Flip them earlier. Medium high heat. I flip mine as soon as I can easily get the spatula underneath it without anything breaking or leaking

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:48:41 2017 No.8960749 go to bed mina

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:52:33 2017 No.8960761 >>8960735 spatulas are too heavy for me as i am a 5'2 94 pound korean girl, any other ideas?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:58:56 2017 No.8960776 >>8960761 Wood spatula

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 18:59:42 2017 No.8960778 >>8960761 >any other ideas? Be my gf, and I'll cook for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 19:53:46 2017 No.8960927 >>8960658 You forgot to open your soda pop

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:04:37 2017 No.8960962 >>8960724 protein detangler

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:19:34 2017 No.8961017 File: 560 KB, 1280x1707, 1352765642191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8960761 <｀∀´> Have oppa hold it for you nida~

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:21:56 2017 No.8961022 File: 1.57 MB, 1024x934, Degskrapor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8960761 >Spatulas are too heavy for me How the fuck do you move the pan to the stovetop then?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:22:41 2017 No.8961025 stop bullying her she dropped out at middle school level

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:25:15 2017 No.8961030 >Big wave Nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:53:57 2017 No.8961123 File: 194 KB, 1125x1119, d8JgK9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this girl made those eggs, don't they look delicious now?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 20:56:57 2017 No.8961137 >>8961123 No, gooks are fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:00:11 2017 No.8961150 >>8961137 that was just plain rude

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:02:08 2017 No.8961159 >>8960658 If they were edible, didn't make you sick, and weren't revolting - you did well for your first time. I used to cook everything on high - if you did that, learn how to use "medium" and learn what it means to "not crowd the pan".

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:04:21 2017 No.8961167 >>8961123 <｀∀´> am I cute like japanese girl nida~? <｀∀´> oppa when are you going to pay for my plastic surgery nida I'm running out of ways to hide my massive jaw nida~ post tits or gtfo corean this isn't /soc/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:04:57 2017 No.8961169 >>8960761 Get a lighter spatula

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:06:22 2017 No.8961173 >>8961167 she's full on natural since she was a baby

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:07:20 2017 No.8961180 >>8960724 did you put butter down on the pan? or no stick spray of some kind? looks like you didn't desu

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:22:39 2017 No.8961220 >>8961180 just 1/4 a cup of water

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:23:45 2017 No.8961222 File: 6 KB, 164x216, 1440004146857.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961220

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:32:03 2017 No.8961241 File: 174 KB, 1533x961, wh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961220 i dont even

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:50:44 2017 No.8961303 >>8961150 Maybe you should refrain from making posts as low quality as >>8961123, then?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:52:45 2017 No.8961307 >>8961303 so you wouldn't eat those eggs if that qt offered them to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 21:54:12 2017 No.8961312 File: 154 KB, 540x540, 1476079138480.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get some toast also GOD tier beer

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:11:21 2017 No.8961609 glue them to your chest and pretend to be a little girl with big nipples. then stick the opened beer bottle up your ass and tilt your ass so its pointing the bottle upside down.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:12:32 2017 No.8961612 >>8960685 eggs are for pheasants fixed that for you

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:13:50 2017 No.8961617 >>8961609 your a girl? and thats your best efffort at eggs? are you SURE you arent a boy in a girls body? thats really sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:25:05 2017 No.8961649 >>8960658 did a cute girl make those eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:40:14 2017 No.8961689 >>8960927 Couple sodie pops?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:48:59 2017 No.8961701 >>8961123 They look meh, but I'd gladly help her with them and cook for her when needed.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 21 23:59:15 2017 No.8961725 File: 2.41 MB, 3024x4032, egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When you posted this yesterday it inspired me to show you what proper eggs and liquor looks like.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:00:45 2017 No.8961729 >>8961725 are you homeless?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:04:48 2017 No.8961743 File: 82 KB, 362x263, 1494612483648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8960727 Your only "claim to fame"

Anonymous Mon May 22 00:06:23 2017 No.8961750

>>8960658
You are baiting and probably found this image somewhere nobody can flip flat eggs their first time cooking they always end up scrambled.

Other than that throw some pepper on those no salt some bread and butter and your golden.A bit runny for some but i aint a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:18:59 2017 No.8961793 File: 218 KB, 680x575, 1489775416074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961750 >no salt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:38:26 2017 No.8961833 File: 42 KB, 566x850, 35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] don't look mina! its not safe thread its a mean thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:50:36 2017 No.8961860 File: 2.70 MB, 853x480, Momo6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you guys seeing this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:54:04 2017 No.8961868 >>8961860 Be nice to Momo, she might have brain damage from an incident when she was a child.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:54:17 2017 No.8961870 >>8961860 heat too high

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 00:54:35 2017 No.8961871 File: 117 KB, 801x1200, CozuunXXEAAZye-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961833 she should see so she can improve

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:00:26 2017 No.8961884 File: 780 KB, 256x256, 1372093153299.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961220

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:01:12 2017 No.8961886 >>8961860 help

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:09:31 2017 No.8961902 >>8961220 I'll have to try this sometime

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:23:35 2017 No.8961915 File: 2.26 MB, 640x360, Jungers0001.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty sure you fry the rice then fry the carrots.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:28:45 2017 No.8961924 >>8960761 literally impossible unless your spatula is made of lead and really thicc

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:30:03 2017 No.8961928 >>8961137 Asians>indians>black >mestizos >white women

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:30:40 2017 No.8961930 >>8961924 tiny malnourished girls are easy to break

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 01:58:10 2017 No.8961984 >>8961915 she could have literally chopped up the cutting board and fried that and i'd eat it shes so adorable

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 02:48:13 2017 No.8962113 >>8960703 >>8960705 >burnt fucking pussies, go kill yourselves

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 02:53:17 2017 No.8962124 >>8960761 post your qt korean feets

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 02:55:13 2017 No.8962127 >>8962113 >choking down ruined food makes you a real man No, that just makes you a poorfag who's settled on shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 02:56:22 2017 No.8962130 File: 85 KB, 1000x1000, 8615a7b01dd1feec3283db098d13b2aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8962124 how are they?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 02:56:46 2017 No.8962131 File: 84 KB, 600x960, 19d414f495ff93eb69f803787d3ecbba[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nayeon is best Twice girl

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 02:58:07 2017 No.8962137 File: 222 KB, 850x567, 105655003_16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8962131 bunny stew

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 02:58:51 2017 No.8962138 >>8962127 >not appreciating brown lace this is why ISIS is winning, stupid fucks like you ruining everything

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:14:43 2017 No.8962166 >>8962130 Please post more.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:35:36 2017 No.8962215 >>8961725 That looks bloody delicious. What're the sauces you used on that egg?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:37:05 2017 No.8962219 >>8962215 looks like mayo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:38:01 2017 No.8962223 what are some good idol cooks /ck/ kpg?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:39:03 2017 No.8962227 >>8961725 nigga is that kimchi?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:45:50 2017 No.8962235 File: 82 KB, 600x900, QxSdTQEduBinuI2WEs3PsEv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8962223 choa, she got into the playoffs of that idol cooking show

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:54:04 2017 No.8962249 >>8962235 too bad she isn't an idol anymore because of the pregnancy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 03:56:54 2017 No.8962259 File: 124 KB, 800x1200, 9L9A0820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8962249 the only thing in the oven is bread

Anonymous Mon May 22 04:07:24 2017 No.8962280

>>8962215
>>8962227

Toasted seeded whatever bread on the bottom.

From South clockwise:

>sunny egg cooked with s&p, finished with kewpie, bulldog, 7 spice
>plain jane cucumber
>kimchi - store bought at the korean grocery store
>'speragus left over and taken home from the parent's house from mother's day
>cottage cheese (with 7 spice)
>the last of an 8th wheel of truffled gouda

The liquor is Seagram's vodka out of a Korean baby sippy cup.

>tfw too elite to post in the /alck/ general

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:18:52 2017 No.8962299 >>8960724 lower heat, also did you flip them or steam the top? Serve them on toast next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:21:22 2017 No.8962304 >>8962299 i turned the heat high and didn't flip it because i didn't want to burn the yolk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:22:58 2017 No.8962305 >>8962304 you did it wrong medium heat add salt and pepper while cooking lrn2flip eggs, if you can't flip an egg you will never be comfortable cooking in a pan

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:25:13 2017 No.8962309 >>8962305 i don't need to learn how to cook, i can play the bass

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:26:01 2017 No.8962313 >>8962309 then don't ask for tips bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:28:00 2017 No.8962315 >>8962313 asshole go fuck your shitty eggs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:28:47 2017 No.8962318 >>8962315 stay mad cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:37:08 2017 No.8962399 >>8962259 she is cute

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:46:44 2017 No.8962408 File: 122 KB, 380x496, 1493726517153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8961750 Not putting the lid on early so the egg cooks more evenly then flip it after..

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