/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8952567]

i'm visiting america next week

where do i get food like this?

[Anonymous No.8952571]

A barbeque restaurant in the South

[Anonymous No.8952572]

>>8952567
texas

[Anonymous No.8952580]

>>8952567
my house
every wednesday and sunday

[Anonymous No.8952584]

Fuck off we're full.

[Anonymous No.8952590]

>>8952567
The trash

[Anonymous No.8952594]

700 W 125th St, New York, NY 10027

[Anonymous No.8952596]

>>8952572

>pork ribs
>Texas

[Anonymous No.8952600]

>>8952567
>that pico de gallo
That's Texas right there

[Anonymous No.8952613]

It would help if we knew where you were goin OP, but if you come to Kansas City have an early dinner at Winslow's in the river market. Around 5PM or 6 if you like it quieter.

[Anonymous No.8952621]

>>8952596
whats so funny fuckboi ?

[Anonymous No.8952639]

>>8952621

>fuckboi

Hello, random internet teeneger.

Texas is beef rib territory. Also a flyover state not worth visiting. Euroscum will be disappointed by the fact cowboys don't exist and all ranch-hands are Mexicans.

[Anonymous No.8952641]

>>8952567
Rendezvous BBQ in Memphis. Although it's in the Beale street area which is touristy, it's an old family owned joint that epitomizes Memphis BBQ.

[Anonymous No.8952650]

>>8952594
Ignore.

[Anonymous No.8952657]

>>8952650

Literally #1 in the country, more awards than any other smokehouse.

>tfw Yankees do "inbred dixie-trash" cuisine better than the hucklebucks themselves

[Anonymous No.8952667]

>american food """""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""
What food styles does american have a claim to besides BBQ anyway?

[Anonymous No.8952671]

>>8952667

Over-indulgent cuisine.

Fast food culture is breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.8952677]

>>8952639
Texas makes whatever the fuck it wants, you traditionalist faggot. Beans in chili is good too.

[Anonymous No.8952683]

>>8952677

Texans would strongly disagree with you.

I DO need someone to explain the appeal of frito-pies and layered dip.

[Anonymous No.8952691]

So my family is from Nebraska. I was surprised with how good the BBQ was there when I visited. We went to a place that I thing was called Grease Row. It was run by the fattest black guy I've ever seen.

He was super nice too, came out and talked to my old man while we were eating, asked how our food was, and talked about the local area. Apparently he and my old man actually went to the same highschool.

The best thing I had there was spicy sausages, the guy made them there and they were solid. Apparently the recipe was something his grandmother taught him. Besides that the stand outs were the brisket and some fucking amazing baked beans.

[Anonymous No.8952694]

>>8952567
Texas probably
also most of our states take at least a day to drive through jsyk

[Anonymous No.8952695]

>>8952657
>(((awards)))

[Anonymous No.8952709]

>>8952567
Texas.

[Anonymous No.8952710]

>>8952695

Yes, the Jews rigged BBQ.

Idiot.

Just admit that the concept of going to Harlem scares you, because black people do.

[Anonymous No.8952721]

>>8952657

I've had Dino bbq and it wasn't as good in taste or appearance like in OP's pic compared to some little no-name BBQ in Rhode Island.

[Anonymous No.8952750]

>>8952657
>more awards

Sure. They swept the Northeast Invitational BBQ competition, kek. I notice they were scared to enter the Memphis in May BBQ competition this weekend. I suspect they won't be attending the American Royal in KC again this year. Surprise, surprise.

[Anonymous No.8952813]

>>8952567
Kansas or any very densly populated area along the coast

[Anonymous No.8952820]

>>8952750
I litterally live in memphis, we don't have great bbq here unless you are someone who loves to suck down HFCS. is there any place worth checking out besides the smoked baloney place in this shithole?

[Anonymous No.8952829]

>>8952657
>NYC based officials give NYC based locations NYC awards
Nobody gives a shit

[Anonymous No.8952833]

>>8952829
angry flyover detected

[Anonymous No.8952837]

>>8952820
>HFCS
Isn't Memphis known for dry-rub ribs?

[Anonymous No.8952841]

>>8952820
They have dry without sauce, too. I agree Memphis sauce is too sweet. KC has some places with a more tangy rather than overly sweet sauce like Memphis.

[Anonymous No.8952843]

>>8952567
not in any coastal cuck city

[Anonymous No.8952849]

>>8952596
are there even pork ribs in that pic?
top down it looks like
>chicken
>pork belly
>sausage
>some kind of beef, looks almost like brisket
and pulled pork on the bottom left

[Anonymous No.8952855]

>>8952837
>>8952841
I can't go to somewhere in this place and eat hypothetical questions. got any locations you all think I should visit before I leave this shithole forever?

[Anonymous No.8952887]

>>8952855
Go to the rendezvous. Get ribs. No sauce. Fag.

[Anonymous No.8952934]

>>8952855
You sound like a girlish little faggot so I'm not going to recommend the nignog places in the hood because they'd rape your lilly white whiny boi puss.

[Anonymous No.8952945]

People don't eat barbecue regularly do they. Texans must shit once a month with their lack of fiber.

[Anonymous No.8952949]

>>8952639
>Cowboys don't exist

They are pretty rare, but they do exist.

[Anonymous No.8953012]

lads what are some good tv or youtube series going through the regional variations of bbq?

[Anonymous No.8953036]

>>8952683
What's not to love about Frito Pie or Dorito Pie (The walk up burger stand next to my old Texas high school used to serve both)? Corn chips, chili, cheese, onions = perfection.
And layered dip (depending on who makes it, what the layers are, and whether it's hot or cold dip) is delicious.

[Anonymous No.8953045]

>>8953012
I don't know of any, tbqh, but it sounds like a damn good idea for a series of shows.

[Anonymous No.8953055]

>>8952721
This. Savannah GA native and I've eaten BBC all over the south. The best BBQ you have ever tasted will come from a place that you e never heard of, that doesn't advertise, and you'll know where it is by the crowd of people waiting at the door to get in. In any small southern town just ask the locals where to go.

[Anonymous No.8953070]

>>8953036

I'm not asking for YOUR opinion. Outside of the heartland no onr eats that shit. I'm asking WHY in a broader sense...is that crap considered delicious?

[Anonymous No.8953075]

>>8952949

That's Montana, not Texas.

[Anonymous No.8953078]

>>8953055
>Savannah GA native and I've eaten BBC all over the south
I bet you have eaten alot of BBC

[Anonymous No.8953082]

>>8953078
Oh goddamn autocorrect BBQ

[Anonymous No.8953083]

>>8952829
>>8952750
>>8952721

That's fine. Doesn't change the fact they've won more awards based on Nation wide competition than any other smokehouse on the planet. Odd you'd care so much where high quality food comes from.

[Anonymous No.8953088]

>>8952949
My dad is cowboy and I'm will be one to.

If I can drop my anime addiction.

[Anonymous No.8953089]

>>8952721

>I can taste pictures

What's life like with Synesthesia?

[Anonymous No.8953091]

>>8953088

Argie_go_home.

[Anonymous No.8953094]

>>8952887
doesn't seem well reviewd for having to go all the way to madison

[Anonymous No.8953095]

>>8953088
why not like both?
what kind of ass hat thinks you cant watch some animu while taking the pony on a short trail ride?

[Anonymous No.8953096]

>>8953095

Animefags are more likely to fuck the horse than ride it, in a traditional sense anyway. Slippery slope.

[Anonymous No.8953128]

>>8953096
does washing your horse get you all hot and bothered? Also, Most animefags would probably treat a horse better than most horse people. A lot of people who own and use horses are assholes or refuse to update from their outdated traditions on how horse riding works. I would rather ride all week long with someone who watched anime and beat it to bestiality than ride for one day with anyone who thinks derbies aren't abominations of the sin of humanity.

[Anonymous No.8953162]

>>8952567
any place in texas, if outside of texas, look for words like J.R.s texas bbq, dicks bbq, hanks bbq,

basically any place that slow cooks their meat in a smoker will have food like that. have fun.

[Anonymous No.8953163]

>>8953128

How does a horse want to be treated? Humanizing animals is abuse, might as well fuck them and have your fun.

[Anonymous No.8953178]

>>8953088
Watching "Brokeback Mountain" over and over again doesn't make your dad a cowboy.

[Anonymous No.8953184]

>>8953178

Reenacting it might...

[Anonymous No.8953187]

>>8953163
yes, humanizing them is abuse, but so is shoing them and using bit and bridles, as well as using excessive pressure when it is not needed. Do you see those things in the wild? do you see horses crawl into seperate bushes at night for 10 hours a day? Horses are herd animals. they shouldn't be locked up in seperate cages, it ruins their socialization and makes them more prone to certain illnesses and undesirable behaviors and agressiveness. Babying a horse is just as bad as the "Traditional" horse keeping method.

[Anonymous No.8953205]

>>8953187

Lived in the Shakleford banks for a while, wild horses gallop everywhere and are dangerous as fuck, most of them ill/full of parasites, some lame...to the extent of death by starvation. Wild horses have shorter lifespans than domesticated/broken horses.

Factually speaking the ONLY species that lives longer in the wild than in captivity are Great whites, that die very fast after captivation.

Horses also taste great, lovingly tenderizng a horse with your porksword before slaughter just adds to the flavor to savor.

[Anonymous No.8953209]

>>8952567
Kansas City

[Anonymous No.8953228]

>>8952567
Look for any place that is called a "BBQ pit"

[Anonymous No.8953267]

>>8953205
>durr dem horses in the wild sure are dead fast
horses in the wild have to compete for resources and mates while fending off dangers. they don't get fed how we would feed them, don't get treatments for illnesses, and don't get trained to relax instead of panic when a thing happens. Meanwhile, in derbies, horses barely ever live to adulthood before their sold off for the slaughter, ridden to uselessness and then sold to be killed elswhere.

[Anonymous No.8953279]

>>8953082
Autocorrect favors frequently used phrases.

[Anonymous No.8953280]

>>8953267

I don't see the problem, as lesser beings their lives don't matter and in a VAST majority of the world it's normal to eat them once they've outlived their usefulness. Their lives are extraordinarily more wonderful in captivity than in the wild, you said so yourself.

If you invested THIS much emotion into the homeless population, the world would be a significantly better place to live. The ONLY people who humanize animals and care more about them, are social outcasts that people don't like. You probably DO fuck your horse. Sicko.

[Anonymous No.8953296]

>>8952567
any bbq place or the south east in general

[Anonymous No.8953332]

>>8952843
Awwww, why so mad?

[Anonymous No.8953359]

>>8952849
There's a nice rib between the sausages and the Mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.8953363]

>>8952596
>frog posters
>knowing anything about good food

[Anonymous No.8953371]

>>8953363

>not enjoying bbq frog legs

Wtf kinda tea sippin', cuzzin' suckin', swamp person are you?

[Anonymous No.8953390]

>>8952567
Texas for brisket and steak.
KC for ribs and burnt ends.
SC or NC for pork (a bit of variety here)
Anywhere in between will have decent bbq.

[Anonymous No.8953391]

>>8952820
how the fuck can you possibly think that? We have the best BBQ places ever.

>central
>3 little pigs
>interstate BBQ
>corkys

I'm honestly flabbergasted that you're saying Memphis bbq sucks. Pretty much everything sucks here EXCEPT the food

[Anonymous No.8953429]

>>8953279
Doctor who fan that frequents a lot of doctor who and Sherlock websites so yes my phone is more used to BBC than bbq

[Anonymous No.8953712]

>>8953280
no dumbass, I said their lives are LONGER in the outside and SHORTER in places like derbies, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8953717]

>>8953083
>winning the prettiest girl at the ugly farm award
?????

[Anonymous No.8953724]

>>8952657

[Anonymous No.8953740]

>>8953712

A wild horse is more likely to break a leg than a race or show horse. Hey, I'm not judging your pony-fucking ways, but own up to it at least.

[Anonymous No.8953746]

>>8953717

>bbq is ugly food

Hmm...

[Anonymous No.8953749]

>>8952833
>this same butthurt hipster faggot sperging out about "flyover" shit in every /ck/ thread

Did you get raped outside the confines of your city or something?

Maybe you didn't get raped, and are still upset about it?

[Anonymous No.8953757]

>>8953749

>/ck/ is one person

You're talking to more than one person you realize...

[Anonymous No.8953772]

>>8953757
That nigger's probably a Brit / Ausfailian anyway...

[Anonymous No.8953774]

>>8952567
If Dallas, go to Pecan Lodge.

[Anonymous No.8953793]

>>8952567
Memphis has the best BBQ known to man. Just watech yourself in town and only take what you need there. It's pretty dangerous.

[Shekelman No.8953900]

>>8952641
Seconded. Memphis has some really good places for barbecue in general. Ex. The Commisary (Did I spell that right?) and some others. But in general, the more south you go, the more authentic the barbecue.

[Anonymous No.8953920]

>>8952639
>Texas
>flyover state

Texas is literally the second largest economy in the U.S. and provides a large chunk of oil. Has historical importance and one of the few coastal states on the gulf of Mexico. it's also one of the few states where you can legally marry and fuck your first cousin.

[Anonymous No.8953929]

>>8952667
Bourbon is great.

[Anonymous No.8953931]

>>8952567
A 600 degree oven cuz that shit looks dry af

[Anonymous No.8953938]

>>8953920

Ohio and Indiana grow a lot of corn too, whoopdie doo!!! The space between New York/New Jersey and California, are a garden imporant people utilize for sustenance. Nothing more. Don't speak out of place again, Howling-coyote Rodriguez.

[Anonymous No.8953941]

>>8952667
Louisiana is the only saving grace of cuisine in this country, but even that is too "comforting" most of the time. American food culture overall is heavy, too meaty and rarely uses fresh veggies and fruits. I find myself ALWAYS gravitating to Mediterranean foods whwn I want to eat well without meat sweats later.

[Anonymous No.8953948]

>>8953740
no they aren't, because a horse in the wild will not be rode to extremes when they are not even adults you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.8953955]

>>8953391
I didn't say it's shit, I said its not great, and for a city this shit, it damn well fucking better be amazing,. Corkies is just a decent chain. I love the aesthetic but I can get that kind of BBQ everywhere. I'll have to check on the other three but I am not hype

[Anonymous No.8953961]

>>8952639
>flyover state
>on the coast

[Anonymous No.8953964]

>>8953948

A track or circus has constantly level ground and protection from the elements, whereas in nature the surroundings are constantly changing. Drought alone can kill a harass of horses, let alone access to adequate sustenance and shelter.

Wild horses have a significantly lower quality of life outside of a controlled environment. Considering 99% of ANYTHING that's ever lived on Earth is now extinct (without mans intervention or influence) it's safe to say that we as people preserve more species than we displace and ultimately drive into extinction.

You really should consider killing/butchering one of your stable playmates and consume it, you're an apex predator, top of the food chain etc etc etc ...

[Anonymous No.8953972]

>>8953961

>sharing a border with Caribbean scum, floating "Latinos" and Mestizo trash, yes... the gulf of Mexico is a "large body of water worth mentioning".

LOL, no one goes to Corpus Christi anymore loser. That fad has been done-zo for 80 years.

[Anonymous No.8953973]

>>8953938
>supplies 40% of the United States oil.
>not important
>literally the sole reason the recession is ending

New Jersey is only a place to dump trash and toxic waste. New York is a socialist hole that fooled people into thinking it's important. California and Texas are the only important US states.

[Anonymous No.8953977]

>>8953973

Alaska produced 450% more oil than Texas and isn't full of illegals. Checkmate snake-skin boot wearin' faggot.

[Anonymous No.8953980]

>>8953973
yah youre right you give us oil
we give everyone science and technology, helping further the human species

fuck you, learn your place

[Anonymous No.8953983]

>>8953964
>durrr
you don't know anything about horses. you need to kill yourself. you aren't a cowboy, stick to anime.
Horses may live in natural surroundings but a level track doesn't change the fact that just riding a horse too early can severly cripple it throughout its life, and the rate and ravenous way the derbie rides their horses is worse quality of life. they are stabled, in near constant pain, and die before reaching adulthood. You are a complete dipshit and I would gladly as an apex predator swap your life for a horse if I had the power to.

[Anonymous No.8953991]

>>8953980
Only for a few more years. Thanks to rising business costs all the major players are going to Arizona. Most of Boeing and Intel are now Arizona based, soon Apple and the other companies will follow.

[Anonymous No.8954002]

>>8953991
yeah in terms of HQ. The people that run it and the talent that keeps it running will always have a choice and will rarely choose Arizona or any of your other shitty states.

[Anonymous No.8954009]

>>8952584

full of shit, thats what

[Anonymous No.8954010]

>>8952567
oklahoma

[Anonymous No.8954032]

>>8952567
>where do i get food like this?

Literally anywhere nowadays.

[Anonymous No.8954034]

>>8953983

>muh PETA struggle

Domestication greatly extends the lifespan, and elevates the quality of life for anything. Just look at rapefugees for instance.

Awful lot of adhom, and 0% proving me wrong there. I'll assume you're female based on the fact what you "feel" is more important than facts.

Sad!

[Anonymous No.8954041]

>>8954002
>Boeing closed it's northwest office
>Intel is already closing down it's Oregon office
>apples already eyeing Arizona.

Have fun with socialism.

[Anonymous No.8954044]

>>8952639
Cowboys actually do exist, but there's not a whole lot of them. I attend a Texas cowboy Church.

[Anonymous No.8954061]

Between BBQ, poke, and bahn mi, which is the most meme food right now?

[Anonymous No.8954067]

>>8954034
>Domestication greatly extends the lifespan, and elevates the quality of life for anything. Just look at rapefugees for instance.
domestication is only the process of making an animal fit for human use, it does not extend life spans because it is contingent on us providing for the animal in question.

you are objectively wrong and you don't own horses. You are the one that has to prove thems elves, the idea that you want to be a cowboy is a joke, you're probably going to get killed by your horse because you don't understand a fucking thing about them, their quality of life, and are exploding into a huge steaming pile of shit over the idea that maybe animal abuse might be weal~!

Boo fucking hoo. Derbies objectively mangle and cripple ponies and their life expectancy is not greater in the wild. if you knew anything about the horse meat industry you'd know this is where most horse meat comes from, and often, why it tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.8954073]

>>8952594
Dinosaur BBQ is from Syracuse, NY. Get out of here with that fucking NYC address.

[Anonymous No.8954076]

>>8954067

Who would anyone want to be a cowboy? Again, you're talking to numerous people about this. Prove to me that wild horses outlive domesticated horses, protip: you can't.

[Anonymous No.8954081]

>>8954073

There are multiple locations...who would someone cross the planet to visit Syracuse or Troy? No one, that's who.

[Anonymous No.8954082]

>>8953075
Those aren't cowboys, dipshit. You need to work on a few more ranches.

[Anonymous No.8954083]

>>8954067

None of your crying discredits what the other anon said. Animals live longer in captivity, some species are saved from extinction as well.

[Anonymous No.8954086]

>>8954082

No thanks. I'll keep my day job while you LARP around pretending it's the 19th century.

[Anonymous No.8954092]

>>8954044

Modern cowboys are in Argentina and Australia.

[Anonymous No.8954098]

>>8953941
Hipster reddit faggot cuck gtfo my board gtfo my country.

[Anonymous No.8954110]

>>8954076
>who
your apperantly too short of mind to even remember a conversation you butted into then. its your responsability to know what you are arguing, not mine, and I dont need to prove that an animal that lives in the wild lives longer than one that is left to do simple work on a farm, which almost all domestication life expectancy are based on. certainly not to someone who doesn't even understand that the process of domestication is just selective breeding and has nothing to do with the horses conditions. Wild horses aren't wolves. theyre the same as regular horses. they live longer becuase they aren't in a shitty environment, get medication and treatment, plentiful resources, and aren't generally ridden at 2 years old and sold to be killed before they reach adulthood.

>>8954083
you are either same fag (I hope) or just as stupid as him and should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8954114]

>>8954098

[Anonymous No.8954206]

>>8954044
Were cowboys the only real life superheros?

[Anonymous No.8954249]

>>8954114
Damn, you got me xD

[Anonymous No.8954251]

>>8952567
America isn't tiny like your little countries. You can't just find that food anywhere.

>What is regional

[Anonymous No.8954265]

>>8952567

Every time I think I want to move to America I just realise that I want to move there even more because it's even more good

[Anonymous No.8954403]

>>8952641
Native Memphian here. Rendezvous is good, but most Memphians go to Central BBQ. Rendezvous is considered by many to be overdone and not reflective of local taste.

Also, it's obligated to get dry ribs in Memphis. Only faggots get wet ribs. Having sauce on the side is acceptable.

The Commissary is out in a suburb, and I dont like their pulled pork, but the other pork is good. They also have excellent cakes there.

Payne's is also excellent if you're looking for a more low-key place.

There are so many others in Memphis

[Anonymous No.8954407]

>>8952639
>cowboys don't exist

What about muh Brokeback Mountain?

[Anonymous No.8954411]

>>8954081
The original is in Syracuse. Here's to another Hurricane Sandy drowning you.

[Anonymous No.8954471]

>>8952594
Get the FUCK out downstate filth, that's a Syracuse restaurant

[Anonymous No.8955122]

>>8954110

>i dont need to prove

Right, because you can't. I've personally lived on an island populated by nothing but wildlife and tourist groups while working for the NPS. Wild horses are sickly and violent due to said sicknesses. Their lives are infinitely better in captivity.

That being said, I must repeat the fact that you caring more about lesser beings instead of other people signifies how truly pathetic your life actually is, and CERTAINLY indicates your solitude. Jilted women are awful...

[Anonymous No.8955133]

>>8954411

>Hurricane

It was classified as a super storm, and I didn't even lose power, let alone suffet loss of property due to flooding.

Again, foreigners aren't even aware of the existence of Syracuse, they come to America for LA, NYC, Vegas and Disney World in Orlando.

[Anonymous No.8955140]

>>8954471

>living this close to Canada

LOL you don't even have mountains. How awful.

[Anonymous No.8955159]

>being a snob about dinosaur barbecue
I've been to the one in brooklyn, and it was mediocre as fuck

if that's what they have to be proud of upstate I'm happy to avoid everything north of Yonkers

[Anonymous No.8955162]

>>8955159

>going north of Central Ave.

[Anonymous No.8955414]

>>8952594
>>8952650
>>8954073
>>8954471
I live in Harlem and Dino BBQ is ok. I grew up with my dad smoking pork shoulders Carolina-style. My family is from Tennessee, so I'm not sure what would make NYers think their bbq is comparable to the places in the country that are actually famous for it. I crave my dad's bbq since moving to the city, and it's really one of the only things that I can't get here in Manhattan or at least the rest of the city. That's ok though, pretty much everything else is at my fingertips here.

[Anonymous No.8955420]

>>8952567
Europe.

[Anonymous No.8955427]

>>8955414

Tennessee = slathered in sticky, sweet sauce.

Carolina = drenched in vinegar or mustard sauce.

Your dad sounds confused.

[Anonymous No.8955441]

>>8955427
Depends on which Carolina (and which part) you're in. SC is the only place that serves that mustard shit, and western NC can be kind of sweet and ketchup-y.

[Anonymous No.8955460]

>>8955427
>>8955441
My dad doesn't really make TN style bbq, but was in close proximity to Carolina style and good pork bbq in general. He usually just smoked it with a dry rub, pulled it, and put it on a bun with a pickle. Didn't really need sauce because it was pretty moist, we used to argue over who got the ends and the bark. He ocasionally made a simple kind of sauce from the drippings, but it wasn't sweet, thick, or have ketchup in it. He did put some vinegar in it, but I wouldn't call it vinegary like a lot of Carolina style sauces are.

He started doing beef when he moved out to California. His brisket has started getting pretty good these days.

[Anonymous No.8955485]

The meat in the bottom right looks dry as F U C K.

[Anonymous No.8955523]

>>8954251
No shit sherlock, that's why he asked where to go in the US.

Also, European cuisine is far more regional, drive for one hour and everything can change.

[Anonymous No.8955539]

>>8952567
state wise. the carolinas, texas, or Kansa. chain wise dickies.

[Anonymous No.8955558]

The restaurant where I work serves pretty much all of that.

[Anonymous No.8955575]

>>8953088
>checked

son, you will never be a cowboy then.

[Anonymous No.8955588]

>>8955485
because they take pictures with either cold food, or fake food. this looks cold, because the sweaty look of the grease.

[Anonymous No.8955615]

Any bbq place east of Texas and south of Maryland

[Anonymous No.8955637]

>>8955558
Ayy, I love 4 Rivers! It's a fuckin' long drive home though, especially after a tray full of fatty brisket. The mustard sauce is A+ on ham sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.8955918]

>>8955637
Ayyy where in Florida are you? I'm up in Jacksonville

[Anonymous No.8956257]

>>8955414
>so I'm not sure what would make NYers think their bbq is comparable to the places in the country that are actually famous for it
You could say the same thing about any food in NYC, we have something from everywhere, sometimes it's great, sometimes it's just mediocre. If you're reasonably selective you can always have the "great" but some people, including locals, are satisfied with mediocre

Our best BBQ is not "authentic" but it's still very good. Try Blue Smoke or Hill Country, much better than shitty ass Dinosaur

[Anonymous No.8956369]

>>8952657
>once again New Yorkers suck off other New Yorkers in a pitiful attempt to make their city not seem like the filthy, faggot and nigger infested wasteland it is

[Anonymous No.8956378]

>>8953359
one rib?
seems weird
looks more like pork belly to me

[Anonymous No.8956395]

>>8956369

White is the largest racial demographic there though. Atlanta on the other hand, or New Orleans...

[Anonymous No.8956405]

>>8952567
Dw op I'm about to get ribs at red River bbq in south Texas will post pic soon

[Anonymous No.8956406]

>>8956257

Utility pie is a good example of this.

¢.99 Fresh has been in business for 30+ years slinging dollar slices.

[Anonymous No.8956428]

>>8952596
You probably smell funny.

[Anonymous No.8956432]

>>8954009
Whatever will keep you out.

[Anonymous No.8956435]

>>8956428

I currently smell like this, and beer.

[Anonymous No.8956436]

>>8952567
Salt & Smoke, University City, Missouri
best damn bbq anywhere. Brisket= best, btw and get the cheese bread-muffins and white mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.8956438]

>>8952567
Kansas City has the best overall BBQ scene in the nation. Go there. Texas is alright, but not up to KC

[Anonymous No.8956498]

>>8956435
Got you beat. Best smelling cologne on earth

[Anonymous No.8956511]

>>8956498
>i smell like a tangerine

[Anonymous No.8956538]

>>8956511
Nice! Never smelled that one before. If you're I to trying new stuff like that, I've been a birchbox men's subscriber for more than a year and get tons of great stuff from it.

[Anonymous No.8956544]

>>8954032

burnt ends is legend tier

[Anonymous No.8956574]

>>8956511
>just fuck my shit up with iso e super
gross, no thx

[Anonymous No.8956585]

>>8953920
natural resource extraction is not an economy, cleetus

[Anonymous No.8956599]

>>8956498

I have a drawer full of lotions and colognes that NEVER get rid of the fish/onion/garlic stink. That steel ball doesn't work well either. Today is dreamer, who knows what tomorrow brings. It's always a pointless endeavor.

[Anonymous No.8956608]

>>8952567
carolina = pigs and wet sauce. texas = brisket and dry rubs . kansas city = both plus burnt ends.

[Anonymous No.8956657]

>he is a nu male Cuckold living in a containment city
>Paying through the nose for a tiny closet
>City infested with minorities

[Anonymous No.8957166]

>>8952567
Go to Cooper's in Llano, Texas. The town is a rundown piece of garbage but they have great BBQ and a few miles out of town there's a really cool state hiking park called Enchanted Rock (also has a neat cave that you don't need any equipment to go through other than a flashlight).

[Anonymous No.8957174]

>>8957166
This is the advice you need to take if you don't want to end up miserable in traffic and tourist traps

[Anonymous No.8957205]

>>8955414
i grew up with my dad smoking crack

[Anonymous No.8957514]

>>8956657
>he is so much of a bitch boy he won't even quote who he is whining about

[Anonymous No.8957788]

>>8952683

I'm Texan. Get fucked.

I smoke pork more than beef. It's cheaper, easier to work with and here in the East we are inundated with wild pigs.

[Anonymous No.8957830]

>>8952657
New Yorks alright if you like drunks in your doorway
New Yorks alright if you want to freeze to death
New Yorks alright if you want to get mugged or murdered
New Yorks alright if you want underwhelming BBQ

[Anonymous No.8957955]

>>8957830
Lee Ving always looks like a psycho.
Fear was a great band.

[Anonymous No.8957998]

>>8952567
If you're not near anything local/homey and need a chain of some sort, Dickey's, Lucilles, or Famous Dave's are hella authentic. Lucilles' BBQ sauce is probably the best I've ever had, and you should bring a bottle or seven back if you want to impress local Eurotrash tastes

[Anonymous No.8958052]

>>8957998
And pic related beats all of those. Especially the Tennessee Whiskey

[Anonymous No.8958080]

>>8952567

What's the orange thing above the two sausages and below the corn?

[Anonymous No.8958100]

>>8958080
That's ribs and not corn. Shells and cheese

[Anonymous No.8958107]

>>8958100

Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.8958426]

Going to Texas in 10 days for visiting family in the Houston area. What are the top 5 bbq restaurants that I have to try? Holes in the walls type included.

[Anonymous No.8958430]

>>8952567

All the places that make the rest of the world think we're shitfuck uneducated inbreds, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.8958448]

>>8958430

[Anonymous No.8958450]

>>8958448

[Anonymous No.8958471]

>>8954403
Memphian here, second this for Central BBQ, the Rendezvous is kinda like Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken, there's a lot of hype for no reason, there's ton's of other options in memphis for way better chicken, most people just don't go to them under the pretense they may get shot

[Anonymous No.8958473]

>>8958471
Where should I go besides Gus for good chicken in Memphis? I live in Collierville

[Anonymous No.8958479]

>>8958473
well, Uncle Lou's has pretty good chicken, but it's way down by the airport, for tenders, whenever I want to feel fat I go to Ubees, I don't know much about Collierville

[Anonymous No.8958498]

>>8958479
Thanks man

[Anonymous No.8958535]

>>8952567
From canada

[Anonymous No.8958763]

>>8952571
>>8952572
This, BBQ is the answer. There's multiple types depending on what part of the country you go to. Anything with a lot of smoke is going to be good.
>>8952596
Beef ribs are better anyway.

Texas > Kansas City > Memphis > Carolina
Pretty much the farther you go north and east, the worse the BBQ gets

[Anonymous No.8958770]

>>8952567
Why the fuck are you retards referring to this as "cuisine"?
It's literally just individually cooked ingredients left on a stove for too long.
It's almost as fucking plebian as "pie".

[Anonymous No.8958775]

>>8958448
>>8958450
>implying the rest of the world feels sorry for the US
Lmao
All the problems that make you a shithole are entirely your own doing.

[Anonymous No.8958778]

>>8957788

Boars aren't pigs though.

[Anonymous No.8958780]

>>8952613
A lot of foreigners do not understand just one state is larger than their whole country. They think they will come to the US on a one week trip and see the pacific, the atlantic, go to canada, fishing in Florida and eat southern BBQ and go to Chicago for some deep dish pizza.

[Anonymous No.8958784]

>>8957830

>muh TV education

Confirmed for never leaving your state let alone your country.

[Anonymous No.8958785]

>>8958780
You can, but that would be a hectic non-stop moving trip. And a lot of the great local foods aren't in the big cities.

[Anonymous No.8958786]

>>8958780
>Americans trying to put shit on other people's geography knowledge

[Anonymous No.8958787]

>>8958780

America was founded as a Repulic full of self governing states, like the EU. They're aware of passport free interstate travel.

[Anonymous No.8958789]

>>8958780
Literally no one thinks that, you mongoloid.
But feel free to back up what you just said.

[Anonymous No.8958791]

>>8958778
>boars are not uncastrated domestic pigs
>boars are not wild pigs
Retard.

[Anonymous No.8958797]

>>8958785
Yeah exactly. It would suck for a vacation basically. It IS possible, but your entire trip except for the eating pretty much would be traveling which is basically what I meant by the post, not >>8958786
>>8958787

[Anonymous No.8958799]

>>8958787
How much better would America become if you had to have a passport to cross state lines? So many Californians, locked into their shitty state.

[Anonymous No.8958800]

>>8958797
>All this noncommittal language
>All this damage control

[Anonymous No.8958804]

>>8958791

Although both members of the family Sus scrofa, they're very different animals.

[OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk No.8958806]

>>8958799
California and/or texas will leave the US in the next 20 years.
Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.8958807]

>>8958799
If their state is so great to them why do they want to leave it anyways and travel around? That's what I don't get. So they can go HURR HURR THIS STATE SUCKS COMPARED TO MINE THEIR TACOS DON'T EVEN TACO

[Anonymous No.8958809]

>>8958799

If America turned out the way the FFs designed it? Utopian. However, UNICEF would hold regular charity drives to feed the "stavin' chillun'" of the southern states.

[Anonymous No.8958812]

>>8958806

Congress will never allow it.

[OSiRiS !OSiRiS3dfk No.8958816]

>>8958812
I'll see you back here in 2037.

[Anonymous No.8958821]

>>8958806

Beerus is a bitch and is afraid of Goku because he's not ad stronk. Also, Vegeta entered the room of spirit and time to train until the Universal Survival Tournament. Only 8hrs of training though, so roughly 4 months inside the chamber. Watch this whole "Gohan and Goku new transformation" distraction taking attention away from Vegeta and HE is the one who ascends past SSBSS.

Would be based for him to finally get his moment.