/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8945731]

Let's see how disgusting and impoverished /ck/ really is

post you are kitchen

[Anonymous No.8945734]

>>8945731
>california olive oil
my jigaboo

[Anonymous No.8945738]

If your kitchen isn't a fucking mess, you can't cook for shit.

[Anonymous No.8945745]

>>8945738
In fact it is the exact opposite. Whenever you see a see a shitty chef, their kitchen is likewise a complete train wreck.

[Anonymous No.8945755]

>>8945731
I am kitchen.

[Anonymous No.8945779]

>>8945755
>>8945731

[Anonymous No.8946117]

Apartmentfag reporting in. That's not my apron.

[Anonymous No.8946120]

>>8945731
is this your kitchen at work? pretty shit imo

[Anonymous No.8946125]

Living in my car poverty level
>tfw every meal is canned tuna or canned chicken

[Anonymous No.8946129]

i'm a bipolar hoarder so you guys will think i'm poorfag even though i make good money

[Anonymous No.8946132]

This without the gay wall stars.

[Anonymous No.8946135]

>>8946132
I kinda dig the stars tbqh.

[Anonymous No.8946141]

>>8946132
What happened to the stars?

[Anonymous No.8946168]

>>8946135
>>8946141
They came with the place but we took them down because our cats were trying to kill themselves on them.

[Anonymous No.8946178]

>>8946168
ew. i bet they walk all over your counters with their doodoo paws, too

[Anonymous No.8946182]

>>8946178
They do, it's dope.

[Anonymous No.8946191]

>>8946178
> doodoo paws

Oh lord

[Anonymous No.8946235]

>>8945731
>In this thread we make fun of poor fags, and tell rich fags that they are liars or that they live with their rich parents.

Yeah... I think I'm not gonna bother.

[Anonymous No.8946243]

>>8946125
Get a fucking haircut. then someone might employ you.

[Anonymous No.8946244]

It's usually worse

[Anonymous No.8946273]

>>8946244
Nothing could be worse than a can of Old El Paso refried beans. I don't give a fuck if you had another layer of filthy dishes on top, that can is too fucking disgusting. I'm sorry, but you have to go back to the far northern lands you were spawned in.

[Anonymous No.8946287]

>>8946244

What kind of third-world shithole has a washing machine in the kitchen? Let me guess...you iron your clothes on the table while watching television on a 13" black & white.

[Anonymous No.8946292]

>>8946273
Nothing is worse than a washing machine in a kitchen?

[Anonymous No.8946314]

>>8945731
>electric stove
tossed

[Anonymous No.8946322]

>>8946244
15 minutes to clean that, tops

[Anonymous No.8946327]

>>8946244
The eggs on the counter are fine. The empty cans and disturbingly possibly not empty milk jug are what make me angry that I can't march into your apartment and clean it.

I have the experience of cleaning the apartments of many fellow bachelor friends. It's how I express a deep friendship. That, and book recommendations.

You've gotta put everything in piles from mostly clean to heavy soak, throw away the trash in double-bagged loads, and scrub the counters with bleachwater, then dish soap, then plain water. You've gotta do this to your microwave and toaster too while they're unplugged. Air it out with some fans, and then you will feel cleansed and productive.

[Anonymous No.8946335]

>>8946327
i want to spectate

[Anonymous No.8946347]

>>8946244
To be fair you don't have a lot of storage space.

I'm guessing studio apt based on the washing machine. Is the dryer in your kitchen also?

[Anonymous No.8946355]

No pictures but
>Apartment always dusty no matter how much I dust/vacumn/mop (It accumulates on floor)
>Kitchen is just a stove/fridge/sink in a repurposed closet
>Just gave up trying to keep it tidy

[Anonymous No.8946358]

>>8946335
Well, if you live in Dallas, I'll trade a sparkly kitchen for a half price books gift card.

[Anonymous No.8946364]

>>8946244
>that dishwasher
your place is making me suicidal, anon

[Anonymous No.8946371]

>>8946244
i actually dont mind any of it except for the Old El Paso Beans; learn to cook

[Anonymous No.8946428]

>>8946358
>dallas HPB
fond memories

[Anonymous No.8946453]

>>8946428
Aye. It's a glorious wonderland.

[Anonymous No.8946455]

>>8946428
years ago i went to booker t. washington high school, you know it?

[Anonymous No.8946842]

>>8946244
fuck you, you unhygienic fucking pig.

what a disgrace

[Anonymous No.8946865]

[Anonymous No.8946885]

>>8946865
>three ovens
Oy vey, anon! Why do you need so many ovens?

[Anonymous No.8946914]

>>8945731
colors are too dark for a room that doesn't appear to get any sunlight. the cabinet doors especially (the counter can work depending on floor, paint and backsplash). also are those fluorescent lights? wtf?
>>8946117
cheap, but roomy. no clue why there's no dishwasher in a kitchen that large. also, fuq is that countertop made out of, solid surface?
>>8946132
there we go, that's a well designed kitchen, gay stars not withstanding. i would've gone with the wall cabinets up to the ceiling instead of leaving that short gap that'll just be a dust trap, but whatever.
>>8946235
gis tells me the alleged installation company likes doing that style a lot. kinda gaudy, but it's obviously beautiful and we'd all love to have that kitchen. i'd go with a different flooring, but that's picking nits.
>>8946244
burnitwithfire.jpg
that said, nothing wrong with OEP beans. I get them if they're on sale because they're the base for a good plate of nachos
>>8946865
why the fuck do you have a wall mount double oven AND a range? i originally hated that metal bookshelf on the wall countertop, but then i realized that's a shitty work space right next to the oven, so might as well use it for storage. fuckin hate tiled countertops tho. pain in the ass cleaning and having to re-seal grout. and jfc, get a stainless steel range hood to replace that white one that doesn't go with any of the appliances. you can get a decent one for 300 ez

[Anonymous No.8946920]

>>8946885
One for dairy, one for meat, and one for treif :^)

[Anonymous No.8946931]

>>8946920
ok that actually makes sense. ofc this thread is going to go to shit now, but at least there's a reason for it

[Anonymous No.8946936]

>>8946931
I'm not actually the one who posted the pic but when I saw the double oven (and is that two microwaves or is one of them a toaster oven?) I immediately thought "kosher kitchen" because I have some Jewish acquaintances with those, and it was just too good a response to >>8946885

[Anonymous No.8946960]

Not kosher...gas range came with the house; wife wanted electrics for her baking. And there you have it.

[Anonymous No.8946988]

Just moved. I have more cabinet space than I could ever possibly use, but zero fucking counterspace to do prepwork and some bizarre shrunk-down oven with a range that only has one large plate on it.

[Anonymous No.8946992]

>>8946960
do you regret getting married?

[Anonymous No.8946999]

>>8946364
>>8946347
>>8946287
It's pretty standard in most of europe to have the washer/dryer combo in the kitchen for space and water line reasons.

[Anonymous No.8947017]

>>8946992
Not really. Don't regret the divorce either. Came out of it with five ovens, so there's that.

[Anonymous No.8947020]

>>8946243
Yeah I know. Whining about living in a car when he looks like that...

[Anonymous No.8947022]

>>8947017
Walking away from a divorce and getting to keep the house is pretty impressive. Good on ya.

[Anonymous No.8947030]

hello /ck/ welcome to my kitchen

[Anonymous No.8947032]

>>8947030
Looks comfy.
Throw that stupid bulb lamp in the trash.

[Anonymous No.8947035]

>>8947032
it's dark at night

[Anonymous No.8947038]

>>8947035

[Anonymous No.8947043]

>>8947038
do you have any suggestions for replacement lights

[Anonymous No.8947047]

>>8946988
fugly but functional i guess. at least you have a nice, huge window.

>>8947030
not having enough room for two people in the kitchen at a time is poor design. that said, it looks like you have a tiny-ass kitchenette with like, 6-7 linear feet of countertop space including the sink, so you're kinda fucked no matter how you slice it. might've been worth it to go down to a 24" range and put it to the left of that tiny-ass cabinet in order to get a hair bit of clearance between the sink and range.

other anon is right. get some LED strips and make it under-cabinet lighting. you'll gain a little bit of precious counter space, too.

[Anonymous No.8947049]

>>8947043

[Anonymous No.8947050]

>>8947047
it's a studio apartment, i live alone
i love my kitchen and have a lot of room for the things i make

LED strips is a great idea, thanks!

[Anonymous No.8947055]

>>8947050
>it's a studio apartment, i live alone
yea, i figured. that or you and whoever else was there were just shit outta luck. still not the greatest design as you'll be banging doors every time, but shrug, one can only do so much with rentals or w/o the budget to expand into the rest of the place

[Anonymous No.8947066]

>>8947055
i just bought some LED strips, they're coming tomorrow. very excited! also there's no doors

[Anonymous No.8947072]

>>8947066
oven door. sink cabinet door.

you're welcome tho. regardless of battery, hard-wired or even plug-in, that extra counter space and cleaner look is probably worth the $50 or less you just spent.

[Anonymous No.8947077]

>>8947072
ah yes. i do bang the oven door often. i spent $8!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00HSF64JG/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[Anonymous No.8947210]

>>8947077
This is all very wholesome. I'm sold on some supplementary led lighting as well.

[Anonymous No.8947273]

>>8947077
You should get a LED strip cover as well, it makes them water resistant and helps diffuse the light to make it more even.

[Anonymous No.8947295]

>>8946442

[Anonymous No.8947308]

my kitchen doesn't really fit in one picture, here's a pano i just took for you

[Anonymous No.8947325]

>>8946914

[Anonymous No.8947335]

Rare pic of 3rd world kitchen

[Anonymous No.8947342]

>>8947030

whats the ball?

[Anonymous No.8947348]

>>8946235
ffffuuuuuuuck I guess I need more money

[Anonymous No.8947369]

>>8946865
latechow?

[Anonymous No.8947378]

>>8946914
this should be a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.8947994]

Back again, with my micro kitchen from the late 70s.

[Anonymous No.8948025]

>>8946355
Wipe the walls down

[Anonymous No.8948074]

>threads that make you confront reality
DONT

those are stale bagels; keep meaning to bring them out for the ducks

[Anonymous No.8948085]

>>8945731
Why would someone spend so much money on all that granite worktop and then get the cheapest laminate doors money can buy?

Defies any logic.

[Anonymous No.8948090]

>>8948074
cont.

here's the fridge

[Anonymous No.8948094]

>>8948085
i saw that too, and it made me IRATE

[Anonymous No.8948106]

>>8948090
>keeping frozen pizzas in your fridge

You stupid bastard, put em in the freezer.

[Anonymous No.8948110]

>>8948074
post your boob

[Anonymous No.8948116]

>>8946914

Nobody asked you for a review, dork

[Anonymous No.8948119]

this is me eating some cheesecake (i bought nine while very baked)

high me also thought 7 pkgs of raspberries for a person who lives alone is reasonable.

[Anonymous No.8948123]

>>8948106
CANT NO ROOM

NEVER USE AN ONLINE GROCERY SERVICE WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF WEED LOL

[Anonymous No.8948137]

>>8948085
granite isn't that expensive. i know home depot has some at $50 a sq ft including install. that looks like maybe 20 sq ft, so probly 1300 including that undermount sink and delivery.

if they'd done laminate, including the extra edging and backsplash, paying someone to do it rather than diy? mebbe like 800

[Anonymous No.8948147]

>>8947047
>LED strips

For what purpose? You turn your big light on when you use the kitchen anyway.

Utterly pointless except for posting in kitchen threads on CK

[Anonymous No.8948160]

>>8948119
>>8948123
>LOL DID YOU GUYS KNOW I WAS HIGH XDDDDD~

What's it like being 15 years old and discovering weed for the first time?

Christ, it's pathetic.

[Anonymous No.8948176]

>>8948137
In the uk there's a massive price difference between granite and laminate worktops but granite is never precut and sold off the shelf. It's all cut individually to order.

[Anonymous No.8948178]

>>8948147
undercabinet lighting is pretty normal, anon. especially in places where the overhead lighting might not be that good, you want some extra light.

i understand that common sense isn't really used very much anymore, but even a dullard like yourself can grasp this concept, yes?

[Anonymous No.8948186]

>>8948176
granite isn't precut and sold off the shelf in the US. you might find some places that have some pre-made rectangles of 8 or 10 feet long perhaps, but even that's pretty rare. my reference to home depot involves custom work, not prefab

[Anonymous No.8948189]

>>8948186
Price difference in U.K. would be around £3k for granite and £400 for laminate.

[Anonymous No.8948206]

>>8948186
Can confirm. When I built my house I went to a slab warehouse where they had a huge number of enormous slabs. They'd lift them with a crane so you could choose which you wanted. The only issue I had was they wouldn't tell you the price, just a range. You had to hire a fabricator who would be doing the cutting and installation to find out the exact price. Seemed kind of conspiratorial like the casket sellers and funeral homes.

[Anonymous No.8948219]

>>8948178
>overhead lighting might not be good

What the fuck is this even supposed to mean? In what third world shit hole do you know have a light fitting in the ceiling?

Under cabinet lighting is an utter waste of time and money. It's like those morons who put neon lights on their car.

[Anonymous No.8948383]

The cabinets are stupidly tall. We don't even keep anything on the top shelves. Kitchen Reno done by previous owner so I can bitch them out to my dying breath about the retarded lg electric range.

[Anonymous No.8948393]

>>8948383
Is your family korean? Serious question.

Also, thanks for reminding me to clean my kitchen, /ck/. It's the only room in my shitty apartment I bother keeping up with.

[Anonymous No.8948468]

Rate my kitchen

[Anonymous No.8948528]

>>8948393
I am Korean but my roommates aren't. I am the one who uses the kitchen most incidentally

What tipped you off

[Anonymous No.8948536]

>>8948383
why isnt your table centered under the light?

[Anonymous No.8948589]

>>8948468
>replace tile
>replace countertops
>repaint cabinets
and you're good!

[Anonymous No.8948606]

>>8948536
The cabinets you see in the bottom pic are basically right up against the chair so more like the light is off center of the whole room

[Anonymous No.8948634]

>>8948383
That is a fucking lot of cabinet space. How many of those are empty?

[Anonymous No.8948681]

>>8946125
you'd have a ginger tan if you had a manual labor job.
are you a junkie?

[Anonymous No.8948708]

>>8948393
I actually thought you were a friend of mine who lives with his korean family. your kitchen and theirs are identical. Went there for KBBQ once and it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.8948711]

>>8948708
>>8948528
quoted the wrong one and accidentally gave myself a (you)

[Anonymous No.8948720]

>>8948634
Actually it's more or less completely filled except for the shelves at the top of the cabinets that no one can reach. 5 people live in a single family house and for some reason we all have 5 mugs a piece. 2 are heavy drinkers so they actually bought a separate cabinet thing just to store their liquor. I'm not complaining much because I'm the worst of the lot between having pans that only I'm allowed to use and owning all of the small appliances other than someone else's coffee maker.

[Anonymous No.8948726]

>>8948708
That's funny because I do like to host kbbq at my house now that I don't live in a shit apartment with no ventilation and a nanny state fire alarm. Those table top gas grills are goat.

[Anonymous No.8948727]

>>8945738

Are you incapable of cleaning up after yourself or something?

[Anonymous No.8948748]

It's a nice kitchen, albeit a little narrow

[Anonymous No.8948754]

>>8948748
looks cozy, but do you have a dining room? you would get an insane amount of space by putting the stove/sink up to the wall and getting rid of that seating.

[Anonymous No.8948763]

>>8948748
You shouldn't keep spices near your stove

Unsure about salt tho I usually leave mine so maybe I'm being a twat

[Anonymous No.8948769]

>>8948748
seems weird having the stove in the middle of the kitchen like that - don't think I could handle that

[Anonymous No.8948770]

>>8946244
...You wouldn't happen to live somewhere in london? Because this kitchen layout looks so close to one of my friend's that I thought you were him for a second. Just as filthy too.

[Anonymous No.8948784]

>>8948748
I adore this kitchen. those chairs right where people can watch you cook is like a dream for me, I love hosting.

>>8948763
Salt should be fine? My kitchen is too small and I leave my salt everywhere.

>>8948726
They're saving me. I sadly haven't been able to afford the gas for mine for awhile, which sucks cause I'm super tired of using the shitty electric stove that came with my apartment.


here's my brunch for today. Felt lazy and had veggies I needed to use.

[Anonymous No.8948853]

>>8948754

Yeah, there's a dining room separate from the kitchen.

>>8948763
Yeah, I know spices shouldn't be put there, so thankfully they aren't mine lol

[Anonymous No.8948864]

>>8948383
Beautiful kitchen garbage dinner table.
Get a nice wooden table and chairs

[Anonymous No.8948889]

>>8945734
>>8945731
I have that same bottle

[Anonymous No.8948890]

Does it count as a poverty kitchen if you ripped everything out for renovation and never got to the renovation because your job piled on the hours and you don't have time to work on it?

[Anonymous No.8949042]

>>8948090
Why do you have 10 lbs of berries?

[Anonymous No.8949071]

I moved to a new appartment a few months ago and had to buy a fridge (roomate owned fridge)
Luckily for me, I found this old bar mini-fridge on the side of the road while moving, and I've been using that eversince.

Gonna buy a regular-size fridge soon though, getting tired of so little space, plus I look like a hobo with that thing just resting on my old-ass drying machine

[Anonymous No.8949097]

>>8946235
faggot
http://choosemaverick.com/service/kitchen-installations/
>>8947030
i LIKE THE DARK WOOD AND I JUST NOTICED MY CAPS LOCK IS ON
>>8946244
I've seen worse. It just looks like you haven't cleaned up after dinner or something.
>>8947308
nigger detected
>>8948383
Nice enough, the dishwasher stands out like a sore thumb, and the table needs to go.
>>8948748
This looks cozy af, but not elegant at all. I like it.
>>8949071
You need to clean it before you use it.

[Anonymous No.8949308]

>>8946125
Get a job at Walmart, they hire anyone.

[Anonymous No.8949348]

>>8949308
that is still poverty level and not enough to pay rent.

[Anonymous No.8949413]

>>8949348
i hate that this is legal and that people actually do it

[Anonymous No.8949423]

>>8948160
>current meta
>not fluent in last seasons quasi-ironic memes
lol??

[Anonymous No.8949428]

>>8948178
pretty much this; very few houses in america have the appropriate number/type of fittings to provide illumination for the entire house without lamps. the fact that you would try to defend your comment indicates you're an absolute brainlet with neurons of concrete have fun with your shitty dim vanity mirror.

[Anonymous No.8949431]

>>8947342
it's a light, but i'm getting rid of it thanks to:
>>8947032
>>8947038
and i bought some LED strips thanks to:
>>8947047
instead of the ball

[Anonymous No.8949432]

>>8946235
>exposed-beams-kitchen.jpg
Yeah,not lying at all. Stupid fucking retard. Even if people were to believe it. What's the fucking point. We're all anonymous ya dildo

[Anonymous No.8949448]

>>8947273
great idea, thanks! i'm going to try out the lights by themselves first since all the covers i can find on amazon are about four times what i paid for the lights, but i am a sucker for diffusion so i may just have to pull that trigger too. thanks for the tip, anon!
i just got them in the mail, so i'm going to wait for the sun to set and i'll post a pic for you guys.
>>8948119
hey anon, i have a recipe for those raspberries! i'll attach a pic from a cookbook i just found in the trash.
>>8948147
actually, i don't- i am pretty sensitive about light, and i really dislike the overhead light in my kitchen. it's a bright fluorescent white, and i much prefer a warm 3000K light- so i always only turn on that ball. very excited for the strips though!
>>8948219
i think it can really look nicer - set a good mood for cooking.
>>8949097
thanks!

[Anonymous No.8949501]

That's all my cookware

[Anonymous No.8949509]

>>8949501
lovely kitchen, anon, i love your flooring. everything looks very smooth in there! i think it would look even nicer if you cleaned up the right side, found some spots for those things to go, and got a new kitchen towel.

[Anonymous No.8949521]

>>8949509
whoops, i meant left side

[Anonymous No.8949543]

>>8948074
don't give bread to ducks you fucking mong

[Anonymous No.8949560]

>>8949543
I am going to continue feeding ducks bread and you can't stop me >:)

[Anonymous No.8949586]

>>8949560
You don't leave your mom's basement nor have money to buy bread. No probs.

[Anonymous No.8949630]

>>8948889
brofist

[Anonymous No.8949652]

>>8949431
>anonymously insulting somebody into changing their decor
the internet is wild

[Anonymous No.8949728]

r8 mine

>>8949432
>missing the point entirely

[Anonymous No.8949790]

>>8949586
yeah and you don't leave facebook to fact-check so who's the real winner here

[Anonymous No.8949798]

>>8949790
the ducks

[Anonymous No.8949860]

>>8949798
dude.
weed.
lmao.

[Anonymous No.8949872]

Do your worst.

Fridge pic next.

[Anonymous No.8949880]

>>8949872
2/2

[Anonymous No.8949941]

>>8949790
>http://www.dec.ny.gov/animals/7001.html
>https://blog.education.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/27/stop-feeding-ducks-bread/
Is National Geographic a legit enough source for you when it comes to nature, you fucking mong? Care to show me a single source of information claiming it IS a good idea to feed bread to ducks? Are you this blindly defensive of all your stupid habits, or just the ones that fuck up the ecosystem?

Sage for me chimping out over ducks in a kitchen thread. Don't feed BREAD to FUCKING DUCKS

[Anonymous No.8950004]

>>8949941
Not him, but can I give bread to Canadian geese? Those fuckers need to go.

[Anonymous No.8950016]

>all these people with fridges and shit

decadent

[Anonymous No.8950040]

>only bathroom in the house is accessible only through the kitchen

How shit is it just from that alone? Because i hate it

[Anonymous No.8950059]

>50 year old oven that doesn't work, but the stovetop mostly does
>no dishwasher, no room for one

[Anonymous No.8950068]

>>8950059
dishwashers are overrated unless you have like a family

just wash your fucking dishes. mine is no more than a drying rack

[Anonymous No.8950075]

>>8950068
True, but the kitchen is still shit because of the oven and >>8950040

[Anonymous No.8950079]

>>8946125
You're obviously a >McChicken or >White People poster

[Anonymous No.8950612]

>>8948189
ah, the joys of living in murrica. sadly we're both plagued with fuckwits, but at least the price of goods here is a lot cheaper

[Anonymous No.8950638]

>>8948383
>I can bitch them out to my dying breath about the retarded lg electric range.
probably an obvious question, but you do know they probably had no choice in running a gas line or it was horrifically expensive because whatever locality has weird-ass rules about that

>>8948468
unfinished and boring/10

>>8948748
interesting usage of the space by giving it some tiny seating and making the work area a little cramped. still good and cozy tho

>>8949872
cheap/10

[Anonymous No.8950664]

>>8946273
I don't understand the point of canned refried beans. just boil half the 99c bag of pintos, drain, add bacon fat/onion/garlic and salt and you've got twice as much delicious beans for half the cost

[Anonymous No.8950682]

>>8950664
i mean, even off sale, the 15 oz can is a buck fitty. boiling the beans, recooking, bacon, onion... sure it's half the cost, but five times as long if you're soaking. for something that honestly doesn't taste THAT much different than the canned stuff, is it worth saving 75 cents? for most people, the tradeoff is perfectly acceptable

[Anonymous No.8950699]

Commieblock person here.
>I can't wait to get shit on in this thead.

[Anonymous No.8950778]

>>8946988
holy shit, I just upgraded out of an apartment exactly like that, same shitty floors, same cramped kitchen area so you can either dry dishes or prep, awful electric coil burners. Word of advice, upgrade as soon as its financially possible. Do your countertops melt when heated as well?

[Anonymous No.8950792]

Soon

Once my move has happened I'll be able to show my own nasty ass kitchen to people on 4chan

[Anonymous No.8950958]

[Anonymous No.8952237]

>>8950699
Tiny, but could be functional if you had off-countertop organization.

How's the lack of counter space working out for you? Also, where in commieblock? Also, how is your experience with the gas range?

[Anonymous No.8952414]

>>8946235
I know you're just trying to bait but that legitimately looks like shit and not worth whatever inflated price tag is attached to it to appeal to morons who think they're "rich".
1/10 made me reply

[Anonymous No.8952496]

>>8945734
I got this olive oil once and it was disgusting on its own. Pompeian or gtfo with your commiefornia bullshit.

Anyway, this is my apartment kitchen. Pretty big for a one bedroom college apartment. All prepped for ravioli making while my dough is chilling. Ironically chicken themed because I think I am edgy and I am also a girl.

[Anonymous No.8952526]

>>8952496
Nice cozy kitchen but what a godawful color to choose for a stand mixer. Stainless, black or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.8952542]

>>8952526
red kitchenaid mixers are the whole grail of females who like food stuff, anon

[Anonymous No.8952547]

>>8945731
Its dirty

[Anonymous No.8952561]

Nice little metal thumper pot, anon. What's it called and where did you get it and what are you distilling?

[Anonymous No.8952576]

>>8949872
that brings up a really weird feeling of nostalgia

[Anonymous No.8952582]

>>8950778
>upgrade as soon as its financially possible
I get free rent in exchange for the owner not having to deal with all the headaches of being a landlord, then I have to move out when he wants to sell.

>Do your countertops melt when heated as well?
Probably, they're the cheap vinyl top kind.

[Anonymous No.8952586]

>>8952547
sup mainebro
hows the wodka production

[Anonymous No.8952611]

>>8952526
>>8952542
My whole apartment color scheme is only neutral colors with pops of red everywhere. I have always loved this style and I think I always will. This is the rest of my polished turd of an apartment for reference. But I love that damn kitchenaid mixer it has made baking and cooking so easy.

[Anonymous No.8952629]

>>8952611
It looks like the staged model apartment they show you at those really shitty overpriced "individual lease per room" places

[Anonymous No.8952644]

pic is from this past holiday season but it hasn't changed much since

basically renovated the whole damn thing over the course of Feb 2016-July 2016 but it's absolutely worth it and I couldn't be happier with how it turned out

[Anonymous No.8952652]

>>8946327
>I have the experience of cleaning the apartments of many fellow bachelor friends. It's how I express a deep friendship. That, and book recommendations.
Kek, you Europoors crack me up

[Anonymous No.8952654]

>>8952586
Made some applejack which turns out well. The cranberry concoction not as good. But its 180 proof so who cares.
also Im finally fixing my house.

[Anonymous No.8952656]

>>8952629
The model they showed us was really shitty actually, the apartments come fully furnished but without a dining table or even chairs for the small bar we have. But I have a 1 bedroom with my bf so I don't know if they do individual leases but the office staff are complete fuckwits so probably

[Anonymous No.8952681]

>>8952656
>fully furnished
that would explain it.
Also it's probably a per-bedroom lease for other units, I lived in one that was semi-furnished (came with a table and two beds) and it was $479/month per bedroom on its own lease. Was weird.

[Anonymous No.8952748]

man looking at these comfy kitchins makes me want to move out of mom's house with her old grandmaw kitchin and get me a ratty little rinky dink studio apartment with a kitchin consisting of like a mini fridge a hot plate and a toaster oven like you deadbeats, and lay around like a bum and be a hoarder slob boozebag wallowing in my own filth lmao. All that despite the fact that i get paid pretty decent money and ahve a buttload of el dineros saved up. That's a pretty weird fantasy huh.

[Anonymous No.8953484]

>>8952748
Autism is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.8953492]

>>8952748
diogenesian living is the only way to do it, anon. doesnt matter how much you make, you live in squalor by choice.

[Anonymous No.8953899]

>>8952748
I just got back in my rents' house after living that very fantasy. Laying around being a boozebag slob is pretty great, but after a while it is very depressing. Being back here is great. I keep things clean and eat way better. I'm nervous to move again into a new apartment because I'll probably start drinking like crazy again.

[Anonymous No.8954077]

I fucking hate the cabinets. Everything's half-assed because my landlord is cheap but so is the rent.

[Anonymous No.8954400]

>>8950958
i really like the color of the cabinets, but not in that kitchen. too small without enough light
>>8952496
>Pompeian
enjoy your fake olive oil. in regards to your kitchen, do you really not use your colander to the point where you'd put it way up on the top shelf? super cheap ass everything in there. also definitely not a kitchen where 2 people can work, so i hope you're alone, anon
>>8952547
goddamn that red trim is fugly
>>8952644
now that's decent. i don't care for the countertop color, but whatever. good overall design and the one cabinet with glass doors is a nice touch
>>8954077
wow that is ugly. and you aren't kidding about cheaping out - fuck is with that door frame half done?

[Anonymous No.8954441]

>>8945731
>built in microwave near eye level

Enjoy burning the flesh off your face once you drunkenly decide to heat up some soup.

[Anonymous No.8954475]

>>8946999
>Most of Europe
Nigger are you kidding. I've never seen that

[Anonymous No.8954484]

[Anonymous No.8954488]

[Anonymous No.8954685]

>>8949880
>0 (zero) food

[Anonymous No.8954690]

>>8950958
caring for your cast iron won't make your kitchen into a room instead of a hallway and won't give you a gas range

[Anonymous No.8954706]

>>8946117
>That's not my apron.
That's TOTALLY your apron anon, don't be ashamed to admit it.

[Anonymous No.8954708]

>>8954690
Oh okay, it's an apt and I'm poor, does being an annoying cunt on a cooking forum make your life less depressing?

[Anonymous No.8954753]

>>8954488
今日は

[Anonymous No.8954812]

>>8954475
He meant most of Bongistan. They still imagines themselves as being part of the European community, and some are delusional to think they represent it. Have patience. They don't know better.

[Anonymous No.8954826]

>>8954812
>the uk has already left the EU.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.8954846]

>>8949872
Comfy

[Anonymous No.8954894]

>>8948681
Of sorts
>>8949308
Great advice, didn't even drug test me
>>8949348
Especially considering I'm a Cuckifornian
>>8950079
I funpost regularly, but never with For Me's. Usually shitting up chili threads and contributing to sips threads when they pop up.

Pic semi-unrelated

[Anonymous No.8954993]

>>8954400
The unfinished frames are the least of it. The shower backsplash is made of fucking paperback linoleum.

[Anonymous No.8955053]

I've always wondered what the 550 a month no deposit required nigger infested apartment complexes look like on the inside.

Thanks for sharing the other half.

[Anonymous No.8955077]

>>8955053
I pay $1700 a month

[Anonymous No.8955126]

>>8954400
It's a colander I got at a garage sale that is vintage so no, I don't want trace amount of asbestos in my food by using an old colander

[Anonymous No.8955145]

>>8954484
spooky

[Anonymous No.8955193]

nothing actually gets cooked in this kitchen, which is a shame

im starting to cook more since I moved in back home

[Anonymous No.8955285]

I'm a bit late, but whatever

[Anonymous No.8955297]

>>8954812
And paris
And the netherlands
And denmark
And any densely populated european city

[Anonymous No.8955413]

>>8954400
> goddamn that red trim is fugly

Im working to change it to oak. But I got more important things to do first.

[Anonymous No.8955444]

>>8953492
This desu senpai. It's real freedom.

[Anonymous No.8955538]

>>8954826
>this butthurt bong
You can be a social outcast and pariah even if you still technically have a membership card.

[Anonymous No.8955587]

This thread is gay.

[Anonymous No.8957076]

>>8955587
Fast food for every meal detected

[Anonymous No.8957092]

>>8955413
Your general lifestyle leaves me very concerned for your well being.

[Anonymous No.8957199]

>>8949872
>>8949880
more real and liveable than most to this point

[Anonymous No.8957210]

>>8952644
>>8952654
>>8955193
>>8945731
>>8946117
>>8946235
>>8946244
>>8946865

why do these kitchens look so uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.8957214]

>>8945731
nice rice cooker feggit

[Anonymous No.8957222]

>>8945731
Do you live in CT by any chance?

[Anonymous No.8957232]

>>8946914
It really is a fucking dust trap.

[Anonymous No.8957259]

>rich minority post their parents kitchens
>majority of people shamed by them so don't post

what a great thread

[Anonymous No.8957269]

>>8952547
what the hell is happening here?

[Anonymous No.8957296]

>>8952496
p sure your full name is on the coke cans fyi. not sure if you care.

[Anonymous No.8957356]

1/2

[Anonymous No.8957359]

2/2

[Anonymous No.8957361]

>>8957356
why do you have so many bottles of water

[Anonymous No.8957365]

>>8947035
same here. are you in chicago?

[Anonymous No.8957370]

>>8957356
>All those tacky dark-stained cabinets
>That crappy linoleum floor
There's something very unsettlingly about late 70's early 80s kitchen designs

[Anonymous No.8957376]

>>8957361
It gets annoying running to the store and refilling the cooler all the time

[Anonymous No.8959259]

>>8957259
some of us happen to make good money but it doesnt change the fact that we will always be losers with nothing better to do than sit at home alone in our nice apartments and shitpost on an anime imageboard

[Anonymous No.8959283]

>>8947335
To be fair though that looks like a comfy setup

[Anonymous No.8959288]

>>8957092
You're concerned because there is home construction and remodeling going on?

[Anonymous No.8959442]

>>8946355
Get an air purifier.

[Anonymous No.8959447]

>>8945731
you are kitchen

[Anonymous No.8959448]

>>8950958
Where's Patti??

[Anonymous No.8959463]

>>8947335
except for the fact the tiles aren't end pieces that looks nice for a small home, nice and open

[Anonymous No.8959466]

>>8945731

Door to the left leads into a walk-in pantry/laundry space.

>>8949872

Holy crap that's small but yet certainly livable. It reminds me of the kitchen in my old apartment which honestly was even smaller than that. I wish I had pictures of it.

>>8949501

Beautiful kitchen, anon. I really like the floor and cabinet colors.

[Anonymous No.8959718]

>>8947335
nicely bright, open and simple.

better than most itt tbftbh

[Anonymous No.8959816]

>>8957359
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.8959822]

>>8959288
Im concerned because you're a twat

[Anonymous No.8960192]

>>8947017
>Came out of it with five ovens
Jesus anon

I lol'd desu. Glad you're doing okay.

[Anonymous No.8960255]

>>8952496
>I am also a girl.
just had to get it in, didn't you