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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu May 11 16:47:21 2017 No.8922566 [Reply] [Original]

*yolk breaks*

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:51:11 2017 No.8922580 File: 12 KB, 480x358, 187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:51:32 2017 No.8922583 >>8922566 THERE'S A NONSTICK PAN IN HERE COME COOK IN MY APARTMENT HERE I FRY IN THE PROCESS YOU FRY IN THE PROCESS KETTLE CORN BOWL HARD SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:51:58 2017 No.8922585 >>8922566 What kind of egg is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:53:31 2017 No.8922588 File: 2 KB, 140x81, OP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922566 >Condom breaks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:55:41 2017 No.8922597 File: 36 KB, 451x451, 1478344636637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922583

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 16:58:21 2017 No.8922605 >>8922585 A broken one

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 17:01:00 2017 No.8922617 >>8922566 >yolk breaks >So you might be wondering how I got into this predicament

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 17:03:03 2017 No.8922628 File: 11 KB, 400x250, 1f2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922566

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 17:49:42 2017 No.8922791 >>8922588 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 17:55:44 2017 No.8922819 >>8922566 broken yolk is a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:00:26 2017 No.8922835 File: 10 KB, 250x250, 1493915470208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922819 Take that back

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:08:46 2017 No.8922865 File: 72 KB, 500x738, 300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Get a double yolk. >One of them breaks after watching for a few seconds. >It fucking sticks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:10:23 2017 No.8922872 >>8922583 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:15:59 2017 No.8922886 >>8922566 Nothing wrong with that.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:20:00 2017 No.8922898 >>8922588 Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:20:58 2017 No.8922901 >>8922819 Thank you for ruining my breakfast.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:21:40 2017 No.8922903 Brew.. is that a plastic prop egg?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:22:31 2017 No.8922909 File: 78 KB, 462x462, 1324851698813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >want to make scrambled eggs >yolk doesn't break >want to make eggs sunny side up >yolk breaks

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:23:59 2017 No.8922916 >>8922909 >>want to make eggs sunny side up >>yolk breaks Literally a non-issue unless you fry just one egg.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:26:20 2017 No.8922922 >flip it >cook over hard The best eggs. Only people that like the consistency of jizz in their mouth disagree

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:28:28 2017 No.8922930 >>8922922 >consistency of jizz in their mouth You would know.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 18:29:37 2017 No.8922932 >>8922922 The yolk is still meant to be runny after you flip it though

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 20:10:56 2017 No.8923325 >>8922566 This ruins my breakfast 200% of the time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 20:15:45 2017 No.8923341 >>8922588 savage

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 20:16:10 2017 No.8923343 What makes it bad, like would it be too runny?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 20:17:00 2017 No.8923348 >>8922566 throws in trash fight me idgaf

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 20:24:07 2017 No.8923381 >>8922566 OP. If that's a creme egg, Kudos.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 22:17:44 2017 No.8923828 >>8922930 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 23:00:24 2017 No.8923981 >Throw eggs at oven while screaming. >More eggs. >Set oven on fire. >Laugh. >Throw a fish at the fire. >More eggs. >Orgasm. >Shit out more eggs. >Thumbs up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 23:39:17 2017 No.8924156 >>8922588 Oh fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 11 23:49:28 2017 No.8924205 File: 1.30 MB, 2772x1824, IMG_2659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I'm all out of pork roll

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 00:04:10 2017 No.8924260 >>8922583 I can't fucking stop laughing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 00:28:30 2017 No.8924330 this is why I always crack them into a small bowl first

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 00:36:45 2017 No.8924355 >>8922566 It's because you didn't charge your pan first.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 00:38:47 2017 No.8924361 >>8924205 why do americans do this to their toast?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 00:51:36 2017 No.8924406 >>8924361 Do what?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 05:46:10 2017 No.8925184 >>8924205 >drinking egg yolks my nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 05:49:28 2017 No.8925193 File: 1.08 MB, 680x680, b49.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 10:32:43 2017 No.8925715 >>8922566 i always break the yolk

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 11:19:28 2017 No.8925856 >>8922566 I don't care. Still tastes good if the egg is good to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 11:36:59 2017 No.8925905 >>8922588 kek, nice digits

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 11:37:47 2017 No.8925908 >>8922566 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 11:43:30 2017 No.8925925 File: 59 KB, 491x620, 1489434345542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922588

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 13:24:38 2017 No.8926231 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 13:37:42 2017 No.8926272 >>8924361 >literally just buttered toast >"lol why do americans do this?" Are you too poor in your shithole country to afford a stick of fucking butter?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 17:01:03 2017 No.8926944 >>8922617 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:07:11 2017 No.8927937 >>8926272 Butter is shit anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:19:15 2017 No.8927992 >>8922566 Am I the only person who hates runny yolk? I have 2 eggs every morning and I intentionally break the yolks and cook them solid

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 22:39:56 2017 No.8928087 >>8927992 >Am I the only person who hates runny yolk? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:19:28 2017 No.8928235 Does /ck/ fry their eggs in butter or olive oil?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:25:01 2017 No.8928248 File: 500 KB, 700x525, fuck the police _.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922566 >yfw you break the yolks on purpose

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:25:25 2017 No.8928249 >>8927992 You're not. Runny eggs are disgusting. Might as well just blow your nose into the pan. "Vulcanized" is the only way to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:25:55 2017 No.8928251 >>8922588 lel

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:26:33 2017 No.8928252 >>8928235 Bacon grease.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:32:27 2017 No.8928274 >>8925856 keep lying to yourself egg breaking brute

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:33:29 2017 No.8928280 >>8928252 bacon grease is to be washed down the drain silly

>>	Anonymous Fri May 12 23:44:18 2017 No.8928323 >>8922566 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:17:05 2017 No.8929114 >>8922922 I do happen to like jizz in my mouth thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:42:46 2017 No.8929156 >>8922566 Am I the only one who thinks it tastes better like that?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:42:51 2017 No.8929157 >>8925184 That's very clearly orange juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:43:57 2017 No.8929160 File: 64 KB, 1200x630, gordon_ramsay_perfect_steak_featured.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pan..nice and hot.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:44:16 2017 No.8929162 >>8928252 best option

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:51:50 2017 No.8929173 >>8922566 rachael ray trick: crack egg into a bowl, then put into pan. dont use a curved pan as egg will run straight to the edge. wait till bottom of egg has sealed before you try to flip it. hope that helps.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:54:44 2017 No.8929178 >>8929173 You sound like the faggiest redditor ever.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:55:41 2017 No.8929180 >>8929173 Pro-Tip: Crack an egg into a cup, then pour cup into a bowl, a plate, a mug, and finally onto the pan. You'll love doing those extra dishes!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 05:56:03 2017 No.8929181 File: 334 KB, 1080x720, 5R3wCg3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8929160 that;s a lot of butter. and people talk shit about Americans.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 06:13:03 2017 No.8929203 Get fresher eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 06:14:03 2017 No.8929205 >>8929160 Look at that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 06:23:31 2017 No.8929212 A black dude on /b/ taught me to make eggs perfect

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 06:23:36 2017 No.8929214 File: 30 KB, 443x332, IMG_0853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922566 baby chicken dies

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 06:25:35 2017 No.8929217 >>8929212 Did he also teach you to stand back while he fucks your mom? Im jacking off.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 09:31:57 2017 No.8929479 >>8929214 That's not blood, idiot; it's just myoglobin. Oh, wait. It's blood.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 09:34:41 2017 No.8929484 >>8929214 >when yo lady mean as fuck on her moon cycle and makes you breakfast

Anonymous Sat May 13 11:02:11 2017 No.8929685

>>8929214
Fun fact: that's called a lash. Basically a chicken ovulated and a chunk of the ovary ripped away and was caught up in the process and a shell was built around it. Lashes can range from small to the entire tube ripping out, laid with the egg or inside it.

Source: me I'm a fucking chicken keeper

You're welcome.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 11:08:00 2017 No.8929696 >>8922566 That looks like a duck egg OP I love em but the whites get wayy too fucking runny so I tend to just use the extra creamy and rich yolks for other things

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 11:10:03 2017 No.8929700 >>8922566 >the yolk falls off

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 11:19:04 2017 No.8929726 File: 122 KB, 625x417, 1372910804019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8922566 lose my shit because I'm a grumpy cunt in the morning and my eggs must be perfection

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 12:20:31 2017 No.8929941 >>8924205 >Frank >Give me a pork roll egg and cheese >If you please >On a kaiser bun

Anonymous Sat May 13 12:29:12 2017 No.8929968

the morning of my first ever date with a girl I decided to have a fried egg for breakfast. it slipped off the spatula when I was removing it from the pan. being 16 and having used far too much oil I got hot oil in the face when it landed in the pan and I had to go the movies with red marks all over my face.

FUCK eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 12:36:45 2017 No.8929993 >>8928235 i use olive oil sometimes coconut oil, vegan

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 12:59:28 2017 No.8930049 >>8929685 How many chickens do you have? Been thinking about getting a very small amount of chickens for the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 13:17:51 2017 No.8930111 >>8927937 Sour grapes, senpai.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 13 13:19:04 2017 No.8930117 >>8928280 You must like drain clogs.

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