Al/ck/ thread We are dying so take shot edition.

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Anonymous Mon May 1 20:23:52 2017 No.8882501 [Reply] [Original]

Al/ck/ thread
We are dying so take shot edition.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 20:26:19 2017 No.8882509 >>8882501 Technically everyone is dying.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 20:27:16 2017 No.8882512 >>8882509 Indeed, but not at the same pace m'lady

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 20:28:46 2017 No.8882521 >>8882501 >changing the classic picture I'm out

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 20:32:00 2017 No.8882534 >>8882521 Op here. Sorry I'm drunk. i was just looking for something new. How do I delete thread so I can restart with regular picture?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 20:34:05 2017 No.8882541 File: 240 KB, 1200x1600, DSC09757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8882534 Perhaps you should just go to bed and stop drinking rather that seeking validation in a thread on 4chan.

Anonymous Mon May 1 20:39:28 2017 No.8882570

>>8882541
perhaps the best advice i have ever gotten on here. but i'll stay up and see how the thread progresses. i honestly didn't know the picture had that graphic on the left, thought it was just the one on the left.
but there i go again, projecting my own failures.

as for discussion.. anyone here /dui/? just got my third, facing prison time. jail if lucky

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 20:41:28 2017 No.8882579 ever since I started taking wellbutrin, drinking instantly makes me nauseous and gives me a headache what do I just wanna get drunk without feeling like shit while I'm drunk - that shit can wait for later

Anonymous Mon May 1 20:47:51 2017 No.8882602
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>>8882570
I've been drinking for 15 years, and have never gotten a DUI. It's why I own a bicycle, if I'm drunk I know it and I use my bike.

I honestly don't know how someone could be blasted and think to themselves "yeah I'm cool to drive". Most of the time when I see someone get drunk they know they're drunk. DUI's are not cool or anything to brag about...could you imagine nodding off and hitting a family?

Fuck you, I hope your liver and kidneys quit and you die...selfish asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 20:56:43 2017 No.8882629 >>8882602 >Most of the time when I see someone get drunk they know they're drunk. You have never met any alcoholics then

Anonymous Mon May 1 20:59:26 2017 No.8882643

I recently started a very laborious heavy lifting-oriented job. After a few weeks I can already feel my knee joints grinding away. Booze is the only thing I've really got that soothes the soreness in my legs and shoulders and lower back.
Any other way to alleviate this shit? I'd like to stop drinking every day as soon as I can.

Anonymous Mon May 1 21:02:16 2017 No.8882654
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>>8882629
An alcoholic and a drunk are not the same thing. If you drink one beer a day, every day, you're an alcoholic.

If you get fucking smashed regularly you're a drunk. You can literally google this shit, numb nuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:03:30 2017 No.8882659 >>8882521 This may be just what I need to quit drinking

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:06:43 2017 No.8882670 >>8882654 This is called the appeal to authority fallacy, children.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:06:56 2017 No.8882673 >>8882501 Tonight Better Call Saul is on; thats my excuse to drink for tonight

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:08:21 2017 No.8882676 Remember that real men drink King Cobra and literally nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:09:25 2017 No.8882683 >>8882534 Shutup newfag

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:10:54 2017 No.8882689 File: 7 KB, 252x252, 1465264869170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8882670 Well that's a convenient way to dismiss facts, as if I have anything to gain from posting them on an anonymous image board.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:12:49 2017 No.8882698 I literally just threw up. I have shakes, sweats, trouble breathing, and my heart is in pain. Sucks..

Anonymous Mon May 1 21:12:49 2017 No.8882699

>>8882643
Kratom or poppy seed tea. Both are generally far less toxic for your body than alcohol, but you'd have to be careful with PST, since it has codeine and morphine it it, and the addiction and withdrawal could be nasty.

Kratom could be a great solution though if it works, since it's not harmful at all, unlike alcohol, and any "addiction" to it would be super mild, like less than or equal to pot "addiction" if anything. Read up on it--I think lots of its users use it for pain relief.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:14:33 2017 No.8882708 >>8882654 nope--1 beer/day is not alcoholic. Drinking enough alcohol frequently enough that it damages your life, and being unable to stop without help, is alcoholic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:16:54 2017 No.8882722 >>8882708 Every doctor would say that you're wrong, assuming you live in a first world country.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:17:45 2017 No.8882726 File: 62 KB, 653x773, 1474495391340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've just done an entire 3l bottle of frosty jacks, mother is an alcoholic too so i'm about to drink her bottle too. High tolerance is the absolute worst.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:18:57 2017 No.8882732 >>8882673 hooray!. i'm looking forward to it, anon. not many people on /tv/ can appreciate it, but i'm glad to find that you do

Anonymous Mon May 1 21:27:44 2017 No.8882766

>>8882602
dui OP here. i will attempt to make you understand how alcoholics get DUIs.
first of all.. if you have been drinking for 15 years and have never gotten one, i am assuming that you haven't been drinking too heavily.
i suppose that may be a given.
but if you drink heavily, duis are imminent. of course, if you drink all day, then a normal person must drive during the day as well.
so basically, if you get pulled over for any reason it will be a dui. cops will smell it on you, give you field sobriety tests, etc...., but their main goal is to bust you with dui. they'll usually breatheylyze you if they have to.
but ya... i don't really know where i was going with this post besides the point that it is quite easy to get a dui and be a CRIMINAL
sorry if i'm projecting

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:37:54 2017 No.8882806 >>8882602 I got a DUII on a bicycle. It happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:39:50 2017 No.8882813 >>8882806 Wow that cop must've been an asshole. How drunk were you and how'd it happen?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:52:57 2017 No.8882863 File: 64 KB, 720x960, 1491660419164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8882766 /4duis/ here Last one i totaled my car when i went into oncoming traffic. Yolo.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:56:29 2017 No.8882873 >>8882579 go ride your bike. go for a walk in the park. play with dogs at the animal shelter. post on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 21:59:42 2017 No.8882883 >>8882863 >packaged in Sierra Leone What the fuck anon. It looks like a jug of death; it looks lit the fucking herbicide I use.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:00:54 2017 No.8882893 File: 81 KB, 602x584, a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8882689 You stand to gain everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:15:40 2017 No.8882927 >>8882698 Lay off a bit man. I have the shakes and the sweats but that's it. Try to exercise. Its what I do and im cool for the most part

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:17:30 2017 No.8882932 >>8882863 How does 4 duis affect your life?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:20:27 2017 No.8882942 >>8882698 either get some beer or wine to taper down with or go to the ER. withdrawals that bad can kill you (that is if you care)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 22:32:45 2017 No.8882987 >>8882932 Your new home with shifty roommate.

Anonymous Mon May 1 22:34:45 2017 No.8882996

>>8882932
For some reason the state im currently in didnt see my record from other states so they think i only have 2.

The last dui was pretty bad though.
>drink at home
>black out
>wake up with car destroyed
>25 days in jail
>put on probation and basicly out patient rehab
>random drug testing including alcohol
>5 year loss of licence
>roughly $2800 in fines
I am also extremely lucky though could have been worse there was like 8 different charges and i had a .27 bac

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 23:33:08 2017 No.8883223 File: 15 KB, 600x400, depression_drinking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8883222 This is the only acceptable al/ck/ picture for OP

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 23:41:14 2017 No.8883250 File: 15 KB, 600x400, depression_drinking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OP image isn't silhouette One fucking job

>>	Anonymous Mon May 1 23:45:54 2017 No.8883267 >puke blood Wew lads time for some withdrawal

Anonymous Mon May 1 23:57:30 2017 No.8883326
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SO I posted on /b/ last night about music coming from inside my pc, I thought it was a virus... I scanned with like a million things and reflashed my bios.... Turns out I'm having a looping song as an audio hallucination from withdrawal. I figured it out when I turned on my ac and the song got louder. I've heard Allison Road by Gin Blosssoms 7000 times now on barely audible volume, on top of the reg horrible withdrawal. fucking kill me

Anonymous Tue May 2 00:05:43 2017 No.8883368

>>8882602
I unironically know a guy who got a DUI on a fucking horse.

But, regardless. Your line for what you think is a DUI is a LOT higher than what the law actually prescribes. If you get pulled for a broken tail light, beer can be smelled, and you get breathalyzed, and you've had an easy few-beers night, you're fucked. .08 shows up quicker than you think.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 00:13:00 2017 No.8883397 >>8882570 Try getting court ordered into rehab instead. You'll be better off with recovering junkies and christians that at least to pretend to give a shit about you, rather than assorted criminals and guards that see you as a threat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 01:19:10 2017 No.8883603 >>8883326 Blast something better really loud.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 01:30:20 2017 No.8883635 >>8883326 Great song desu.

Anonymous Tue May 2 01:56:50 2017 No.8883710
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Boys. Texting her. On and off. Every time we text I get the butterflies. she's a photographer and is going out of town. Text her when I'm.drunk.
>>Tfti
>>her"i should have"
>>why you hurt me.this way

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 01:58:17 2017 No.8883715 File: 18 KB, 400x300, 1448770615956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8883710 Sorry if.it sounds incomplete. I'm drunk..

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:02:13 2017 No.8883727 today i went out with friends and had a couple beers and didn't come home and drink alone until i passed out i think i'm starting to get a hang of this moderation thing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:14:49 2017 No.8883754 Is drinking every weekend considered unhealthy? I'm starting to limit myself to just drinking two nights in a row. I don't touch hard alcohol only beer.

Anonymous Tue May 2 02:33:12 2017 No.8883788

>>8882501
Three weeks sober tomorrow, guys. My last drink was on the eleventh, on a bender that nearly fucked up my household and pissed off my roommates. I've been focusing on reading, trying a bit of writing, and just started exercising today. It took literal rock bottom to get here, but it is possible to stop if you want to. I like these threads as more often than not that remind me that I'm not missing out on anything.

Anyway, I hope y'all stay well, gentlemen. Good luck.

Anonymous Tue May 2 02:37:47 2017 No.8883793

The superintendent of a school district near me got a dui at 8:00 am on a weekday. Driving through town with his mistress and no pants at a .32 BAC. Honestly kind of impressive that he wasnt dead. Got another superintendent position in another district soon after.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:38:25 2017 No.8883797 >>8883754 >Is drinking every weekend considered unhealthy? Not at all

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:41:34 2017 No.8883809 >>8883788 >It took literal rock bottom to get here You were nowhere even near rock bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 02:50:53 2017 No.8883826 >>8883788 >rock bottom Doubtful. How would you describe "rock bottom" for yourself? Were you peeing on your bed and shitting blood? Assaulting police officers or sucking dick for cheap vodka?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 03:26:19 2017 No.8883938 I think one of my toe nails is pretty loose I can't go to the doc since I haven't washed my feet in months and they're dirty as all hell

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 04:58:25 2017 No.8884141 File: 101 KB, 500x489, 1487906265295.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8883788 kek >muh roommates got pissed >rock bottom But good for you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:27:20 2017 No.8884177 >Need some alcohol just so I could even being working on some school assignment Isn't it supposed to be the other way round

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:30:32 2017 No.8884183 >>8882501 drinking vodka cran and watching starwars. how lost is my life?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:32:44 2017 No.8884187 >>8884183 If they're not the prequels you're completely fine

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:33:16 2017 No.8884188 >>8884187 fuck me its episode 3

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:34:05 2017 No.8884189 >>8884188 I'm so very sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:34:40 2017 No.8884190 >>8884183 >star wars still You're pretty much done sorry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:35:07 2017 No.8884191 >>8884189 Nah just a fuck around, me and a dickhead firned are watching from 1-7 (I still hate my life tho)

Anonymous Tue May 2 05:52:57 2017 No.8884208
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>>8882521
>the classic picture
I remember when this wasn't a thing.

>>8882643
Cannabis, or just legal CBD.

>>8883368
Picture related.

>>8884191
>Not watching SW in machete order
4 5 (1) 2 3 6

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:53:22 2017 No.8884209 >>8884187 Spotted the redditard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:56:00 2017 No.8884212 >>8883938 Just wash your feet. >>8883754 It's unhealthy for sure but a lot of people do it. It'll really start to hurt you around your 40s.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 05:58:22 2017 No.8884216 >>8884212 >Just wash your feet. I'm scared to remove the socks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 06:06:45 2017 No.8884226 >>8884216 How's letting what you fear just sit on you 24/7 any better than looking at it? You don't even necessarily have to look at them to wash them.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 06:07:46 2017 No.8884228 File: 5 KB, 250x187, When the banana liqueur kicks in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8882501

Anonymous Tue May 2 06:44:02 2017 No.8884277
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>>8882570
>third
Oh damn anon, In the u.k that's pretty much guaranteed prison time. I got my second last year and only narrowly escaped. I've decided not to get my license back after my second conviction, I just don't know wtf I'm doing once I'm blackout rekt. I'd rather walk than go to prison.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 07:54:12 2017 No.8884363 I am increadibly drunk and I have a deadline tomorrow, programming exercise in AI I am competelyl4yly compofounded

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 08:07:50 2017 No.8884376 >>8882570 Got one, never again. >still drunk though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 08:27:14 2017 No.8884406 File: 16 KB, 300x300, IMG_0310.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8882726 Pic related doesn't stink nearly much as frosty jockstrap, plus it's cheaper. 89p for 500ml, same strength.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 09:55:21 2017 No.8884531 >>8884406 How can i buy this in the states?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:25:19 2017 No.8884592 File: 55 KB, 364x1024, 3107872600394-back.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm going to sip this shit neat. Maybe my taste buds will finally die.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:28:55 2017 No.8884600 Any good stealthy container ideas? It just needs to hold enough to stave off withdrawals at work, maybe 8/10 shots total.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:30:19 2017 No.8884604 >>8884600 Just put it in a cola or a juice bottle. If anyone sees you it will simply look like you're taking a sip of a soft drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:32:05 2017 No.8884607 >>8884604 Should I use a water bottle with vodka? It seems more efficient.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:35:43 2017 No.8884613 >>8883727 getting the hang of its easy. whats hard is not getting hammered one of these days

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:36:19 2017 No.8884614 >>8883788 good job. man, when alcohol can get you kicked out of your living situation that is a real problem. keep it up.

Anonymous Tue May 2 10:36:45 2017 No.8884618

>>8884607

Sure, that would work. Just make sure that whatever you're drinking matches the color of what's expected to be in the bottle.

If you're drinking vodka then put it in a water bottle, or maybe one that would have a clear soda like sprite or 7up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:42:42 2017 No.8884635 >>8884618 Is there anything I should avoid for the obvious smell? I hardly notice anymore, but I remember cheap tequila filling the room when I was younger.

Anonymous Tue May 2 10:47:20 2017 No.8884646

>>8884635

If it were me I'd mix the booze with something so that the smell of the mixer will help conceal that of the alcohol. I.e. instead of drinking straight-up liquor, make yourself a container of rum and coke or vodka and juice, etc.

Cheap booze is going to smell worse than better stuff

You can also keep some mints around to disguise your breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:51:32 2017 No.8884663 Ugh, I got so smashed this weekend that I couldn't even walk straight. All my girlfriends were laughing at me and telling me I was such an alcoholic. I had a headache all morning yesterday too. Are they right? How do I know when it's time to seek help.

Anonymous Tue May 2 10:53:47 2017 No.8884675

>>8884663
drink slower out in public, or switch to lower abv drinks. also drink some water before bed and take a b1 vitamin or b complex.

two main causes of hangovers are (1) dehydration and (2) your nervous system rebounding from the depressant effects of alcohol (this usually happens after 2 or more days of drinking and then stopping suddenly)

whether you have a problem is up to you. is it interfering with things in your life. do you enjoy it more than not. etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:54:02 2017 No.8884676 >>8884600 Just curious, what kind of job do you have? I used to work in a store back when I was really dependent so I would slam before work if I could and then slam on lunch. I didn't get fired but I did end up quitting because I was getting so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:54:12 2017 No.8884679 3 months sober today

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 10:55:24 2017 No.8884685 File: 168 KB, 640x900, __miki_sayaka_mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_drawn_by_ohagi__c7b36c24174527e762e62408fcacaa76.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8884679 Congrats anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 11:37:01 2017 No.8884822 Have any of you tried Advocaat? What's your opinion? After watching The Shining recently I want to try making some Advocaat to mix with bourbon. Or just buy some to drink as a special treat.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 11:41:44 2017 No.8884846 I find myself in the possession of a bottle of Baileys. I've had it before and it's basically a thick ass syrup from what I remember. How do I drink this? What do I mix it with to make it more drinkable?

Anonymous Tue May 2 11:45:20 2017 No.8884863

>>8884846
Cut it with some good vodka if it's too sweet for you to drink it straight. Otherwise, put it on ice and just drink it.

Put it in your cereal milk for a classy yet still alchy breakfast. Kaluha + Baileys + Vodka + Coco Pops + Milk is the breakfast of fucking champions.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 11:47:43 2017 No.8884884 >>8884846 Have it in coffee.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 11:48:33 2017 No.8884888 >>8884863 You know, I haven't had cereal in forever. This might be a good excuse to get some.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 11:49:28 2017 No.8884895 What's the quickest way to increase my tolerance? I know you all wish you had a low tolerance, but I'd like to be able to drink with my friends without getting shitfaced.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 11:51:04 2017 No.8884903 File: 918 KB, 500x385, 0b28c7d0-0bc0-0133-f4c8-0e18518aac2f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8884863 >Mudslide cereal >Classy breakfast I fucking love al/ck/ sometimes.

Anonymous Tue May 2 11:53:13 2017 No.8884918

>>8884895
When I was your age (presumably 21 or under) I wanted to increase my tolerance so I could keep up with my friends. Now I'm hopelessly dependent on alcohol and can't get out of bed without a couple of shots.

Drinking isn't a contest. If your friends call you a pussy for not drinking as much as them either grit your teeth and deal with it knowing you're better off, or tell them to go fuck themselves and find better friends.

Anonymous Tue May 2 11:56:09 2017 No.8884933

>>8884895
Have you considered that getting drunk easier saves money? It will also make your friends think you're sensible and restrained. Or do you have the kind of friends who egg each other on to drink more and more when they hang out?

I don't know if anyone here has ever made a conscious effort to increase their alcohol tolerance.

If the peer pressure is really bad, just let them have fun, laugh at their antics, and then laugh at them all over again when they're both throwing up the next morning and you're fine because you switched to water at some point.

Best you can do is just make it clear that you're not judging your friends when you, personally, decide to lighten up on the drinking. "I'm already drunk" is a good phrase to throw around if you have to. Or "if I drink any more I'm gonna be sick tomorrow." People can't really argue with this, and it sounds non-judgmental enough.

Sorry for not answering your question.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 11:57:43 2017 No.8884938 >>8884918 >>8884933 It's not that my friends think I'm a pussy, it's that I like drinking and would like to be able to drink a little more without being unpleasantly drunk.

Anonymous Tue May 2 12:01:17 2017 No.8884952

>>8884938
Gotcha. You're going to have to start pacing yourself then. Sip instead of gulping. It also makes you enjoy the taste of your drink more if you take measured sips.

If you start to feel a buzz, have a glass of water or something non-alcoholic. Then go to the bathroom. Let a little time go by. That'll dial back the doomsday timer quite a bit.

Also, keep your stomach full of things other than liquor. Are there salty snacks around? Munch on those while you're drinking. That will keep you from absorbing the alcohol too quickly.

Anonymous Tue May 2 12:03:57 2017 No.8884958

>>8884938
You just want to alternate your drinks with water, so you get drunk slower and less drunk over all. You don't want to drink to make your tolerance higher, even with very high tolerance it's possible to get unpleasantly drunk.

Bring a bottle of vodka and a bottle of orange juice with you. Drink a screwdriver, then an OJ, then a screwdriver, then and OJ. That way you can be "drinking" all night, get drunk slower, stay coherent for longer and feel less like shit in the morning.

Anonymous Tue May 2 12:05:24 2017 No.8884963

>>8884952
>>8884958
I know all that, and I do it, but eventually I get drunk anyway, or I stop before I am and end up unsatisfied. I don't want to get to the point of needing a full bottle to get a light buzz, I just want an average or higher tolerance. Mine is weirdly low.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:07:47 2017 No.8884971 >>8884963 Are you sure you're not drinking on an empty stomach? That really is what it sounds like.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:10:13 2017 No.8884984 >>8884938 Have a stuffing, greasy meal before you go meet your friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:11:58 2017 No.8884992 >>8884971 >>8884984 I'll give it a shot next time. The problem is that I'm in University and we usually go straight from classes to the bar/restaurant if we're going to drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:13:48 2017 No.8884996 >>8884992 Well, that's what bar food is for. Get a big plate of fries and put lots of salt on them. Super cheap and filling.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:13:58 2017 No.8884997 >>8884992 then just propose you all fetch a burger and fries or whatever before.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:15:04 2017 No.8885006 >>8884996 You b eat me again. Also >friesmind

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:15:25 2017 No.8885009 >>8884992 Next time bring some tater tots to class with you. Wear cargo pants and put them in the leg pocket. Sneakily eat them during class and nobody will be the wiser.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:15:58 2017 No.8885011 >>8884996 >>8884997 I'll set aside some extra cash for fries, I guess. Thanks, anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:16:36 2017 No.8885014 >>8885011 You're welcome. Best of luck anon, with your drinking as well as your studies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:19:10 2017 No.8885023 >>8884822 My grandma used to drink this. Or eat, rather. I don't see how mixing it with bourbon would improve either.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:19:20 2017 No.8885025 >>8885011 This is a slow thread, so leave the tab open. You might get better advice.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:21:55 2017 No.8885035 >>8885009 >not tendies you're gonna get all the carbs you need and more from the beer already

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:22:17 2017 No.8885039 Only have some Red Stag JB left at home. How to add something to make it drinkable for minimal cost? Please advise.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:27:53 2017 No.8885061 >>8884592 At least add some orange juice, you don't need to put yourself through this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:28:45 2017 No.8885065 >>8884938 >unpleasantly drunk What is up with these people.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 12:31:21 2017 No.8885076 >>8885065 ?

Anonymous Tue May 2 12:53:20 2017 No.8885164

>>8884600
Put a bottle into your inside breast pocket, put aquarium aeration tubing into bottle, seal with blutac, then run the tube up your sleeve and hold in place underneath your watch. You can lean on your hand and sip on it. Did this for years at school.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 13:39:17 2017 No.8885287 >>8884675 main cause of hangover is metabolizing aceteldehyde, not dehydration or anything else.

Anonymous Tue May 2 14:58:17 2017 No.8885592

>>8884531
Pretty sure you can't, bro. You'd have to ask someone to mail you some from abroad, and I'm not sure what shipping/import restrictions might apply.
Don't you guys have super-strength, super cheap trampnectars in the states? I know the U.K. drinks considerably more, shitloads of people here are drunkards.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 15:17:58 2017 No.8885652 >>8884177 >Isn't it supposed to be the other way round What, needing to work on some school assignment so you can even begin drinking? I honestly don't know what you're trying to say.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:08:48 2017 No.8885834 Well, I found out two days ago that I can cure the hangovers and tiredness with some blow so I've been on the longest bender of my life and feeling on top of the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:21:01 2017 No.8885900 >>8885834 i used to spend 200/day on crack once I sussed this. Lungs feel like hell ever since stopping 2yrs ago. Be very careful.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:26:20 2017 No.8885926 Soo If I ony drink half of the week, I'm not an alcoholic right?

Anonymous Tue May 2 16:32:08 2017 No.8885944
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>>8885652
Pretty sure he's saying he needs a drink to even motivate himself to do work, instead of the typical way of drinking after the work is done.

For a while now it's been happening that I think of all the things I can do, like literally anything, but I never really want to do any of it without drinking as well.

Anonymous Tue May 2 16:36:09 2017 No.8885966

>>8885926
Bah, probably not. It's not easy to define, but typically if you're a 'true' (AA-sequence defined) alchie then you're ever sober. You go to sleep drunk, wake withdrawing and immediately get drunk. I don't go more than 6hrs without a drink, I wake halfway through the night so I can get another 2-3 hrs sleep before waking to get drunk again. I'm normally drinking before I've opened my eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:37:11 2017 No.8885972 >>8885966 >bah Nah* Siri u drunk.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:40:16 2017 No.8885982 >>8885966 >sequence Esque* >ever Never* Ffs. Which android should I buy? This apple shit is a fucking nightmare.

Anonymous Tue May 2 16:40:18 2017 No.8885983

I have been in the routine of stopping at a convenience store to pick up a six pack or two of high ABV beers on my way home from work and cruising through them as I cook dinner and wind down from the day. I have gone down to three beers a night over the last week but I can't imagine totally breaking the habit. Getting home, opening a beer and getting some dinner going are second nature now. Without consuming a few beers, it just doesn't feel right.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 16:40:45 2017 No.8885986 2 months sober and i've put on so much weight. used to never eat while drinking but i think ive just substituted getting drunk with eating a fuck load of food.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:06:08 2017 No.8886310 I'm sick of taking cigarettes from my friends, but if I buy a pack, I'll smoke the whole thing in a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:22:32 2017 No.8886374 >>8886310 I can't even associate with smoking since I was last in hospital. It wasn't until I was in a ward listening to people practically drowning on lungpus that I accepted how fucking disgusting it is. Haven't smoked for nine months.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:24:30 2017 No.8886380 File: 36 KB, 605x598, d0597714f2d08a6c1d6e77221b780588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just wanna get drunk

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:28:54 2017 No.8886396 Ibjku drink russuav standardi bolttlev hshmmm hghahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:32:15 2017 No.8886406 >>8883326 yeah i've searched the house for hours trying to find where the music was coming from. it was in my head.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:38:00 2017 No.8886421 >>8885039 You can't just drink it neat? Last resort just add a bunch of coke or any kind of pop to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 18:47:01 2017 No.8886453 B&? Test

Anonymous Tue May 2 19:03:15 2017 No.8886510
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>>8885652
>>8885944

Maybe it was confusing, I meant drinking making it hard to do schoolwork for various reasons, rather than helping
Never got the IFAP captcha before huh

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 19:06:15 2017 No.8886523 >>8882501 I'll try to keep things under control.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 19:08:18 2017 No.8886531 >>8886523 Meant to respond to >>8885900

Anonymous Tue May 2 19:09:23 2017 No.8886536
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>tfw lost a $8,700 a month contract this morning
>literally all my work would have consisted of is about 10 hours a month
>guaranteed job for 10 years

Going to get full dickered tonight lads

I bought a fifth of jim beam and I got 2 Xanax and a hookers number from erotic reviews. Going to text her soon

I feel I deserve all this for fucking up so badly, It's like I'm pity fucking myself

Anonymous Tue May 2 19:16:53 2017 No.8886569

What do you call that feeling when you are not quite hungover but feel like shit due to not so much sleeping the previous night but instead laid in bed for 7 hours pretending to not exist and then your body chemistry feels so off that you can only assume your pores are burning from trying to force excess alcohol out but somehow nobody notices your smell and some people even compliment you

I call it failing at making a cry for help

Anonymous Tue May 2 19:26:17 2017 No.8886618

3 weeks until it's a full year since I got out of bed other than to shit, empty pisschalice or take bi-weekly deliveries. Have lost so much muscle in my legs that I have to use a cane to stand up.
I want this to have never happened. I am so fucking destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 19:26:54 2017 No.8886621 >>8886618 Call an ambulance

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 19:31:06 2017 No.8886633 >>8886621 Have been in a few times over the last 2 years. Not going back there. I'm not going to stop drinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 19:46:41 2017 No.8886708 >>8882579 >wellbutrin I take 450mg of wellbutrin a day and drink without issue, you're weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 19:48:53 2017 No.8886717 >>8882501 Was gonna have a week with no alcohol starting Monday Turned down free beer at business lunch Bought 5 beers 500ml 7% alc and drank them all in the evening Hung over today

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:02:53 2017 No.8886767 >>8882579 yeah happened to me as well

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:16:47 2017 No.8886823 >>8886523 >>8886531 Looks like you've already failed.

Anonymous Tue May 2 20:17:49 2017 No.8886830

>>8886708
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>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:18:53 2017 No.8886833 >>8886618 post pics of your room.

Anonymous Tue May 2 20:21:12 2017 No.8886841

>>8884963
Wait, you want pleasantly tipsy, between sober and wasted drunk?
The fuck are you doing, I've been dreaming of that for years. It's unreachable when you have a too high tolerance, it's either withdrawing or waisted.
Last time I had that was after stopping for months, and it only lasted until I got wasted drunk anyway.

You have to drink until you reach the sweet spot, and then only drink at the speed your liver digest alcohol away. But there is a lot of lag. It's actually easier to just increase lag by eating, and drink slow and steady. You'll find your pace eventually, just don't follow rounds of other heavy drinkers.

>>8886396
Good for you.

>>8883326
Water. I was hearing water dripping and flowing, like there was a leak in my water heater or my kitchen.
I kept looking, there was no water to be found.

Anonymous Tue May 2 20:27:22 2017 No.8886870
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>>8886833
I abandoned my bedroom weeks ago, it's a no-go zone. I tried to clear it up; cut out huge sections of carpets because they'd gone stiff with piss and dried vomit, abandoned bed because there were so many spilled meals and so much broken glass embedded inches deep into it, not to mention the oceans if urine and acres or pukeshit... now I live on my dining room floor. Once this room is also a health hazard it's off to the lounge, then the airing closet, then I guess I'll sleep in the bath, shed, garden or loft. Too lazy/agonised for pics.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:39:12 2017 No.8886917 no but really what do you call this vaguely bad feeling where your veins are way warmer than they should be and you can't shake the vibe that your body is slowly melting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:40:38 2017 No.8886923 >>8882501 These thread generals are the only reason I come to /ck/.

Anonymous Tue May 2 20:50:03 2017 No.8886952

>all this talk about DUI

Fuck, this is my worst fear: getting blackout drunk and being so impaired I decide to drive. I currently live in a city where I walk everywhere but I'm moving to a new town for school that is very pedestrian un-friendly. One of those southern towns with no sidewalks and everything spread out in crappy minimalls.

I'm thinking of just taking up biking and using Uber for important errands. I just have such a phobia of DUIs...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 20:56:12 2017 No.8886973 Sober 5 months, feel like going back, when will this end?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 21:00:29 2017 No.8886989 i've been sober for a week and a half but still getting the shakes a bit, not too bad but its there, when will this end?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 22:05:32 2017 No.8887239 >>8886870 Bruh

Anonymous Tue May 2 23:10:08 2017 No.8887434
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>>8886870
I feel you on the carpet vomit, the first few I can't make it out of the room to the bathroom so my deposit on this apartment is def out the window. Feels bad, but that great right after vomit feel... Mmmmm

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 23:17:31 2017 No.8887457 File: 151 KB, 500x522, 1473392935746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8883326 Update on the music: I've found out if I think about it real hard I can change the song.... how fucking psychotic is this shit >Iwanttogetofmrboneswildride

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 23:18:21 2017 No.8887465 >>8887457 The ride never ends

>>	Anonymous Tue May 2 23:27:52 2017 No.8887499 >>8887457 >whiskey is my kind of lullaby >ramshackle glory GO GO GO

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:00:08 2017 No.8887631 So I'm thinking of taking a small box of lime jello, making it using 1 cup of boiling water and 1 cup of vodka, and eating the whole thing in one sitting. Anyone have experience with mass consumption of alcoholic gelatin?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:12:47 2017 No.8887670 >>8886569 its called alcohol withdrawal. hangovers are for beginners. you are at the next level.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:13:34 2017 No.8887673 >>8886989 alcohol withdrawals are supposed to end after 3-5 days. not sure what your issue is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:19:01 2017 No.8887690 >withdrawaling from binge >on chaturbate ripping dick apart for 3-4 days >still feeling like dying any minute can't be the only one

Anonymous Wed May 3 00:30:35 2017 No.8887723

>>8887670
that is what I was worried about
>>8887673
the insomnia aspect lasts for about as many days as the last binge but the burning feeling goes away the next day usually

I am not looking forward to laying in my bed waiting for a sleep that won't come and then having to get up at fucking 6 somehow energized enough

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:32:46 2017 No.8887734 File: 2.24 MB, 695x392, 1489654509682.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8886536 What happen

Anonymous Wed May 3 00:34:49 2017 No.8887740
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>>8886569
Welcome to the club my dude. Been soaking my bed with sweat for about a week now. Whenever my girl gets on me I immediately push her off cause I start sweating and get hot fast

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:39:19 2017 No.8887755 File: 41 KB, 604x453, 1390597113399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8887740 >having a girl that isn't leaving you for withdrawaling constatly wew, how to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 00:53:53 2017 No.8887808 >tfw starting to get fat remove delete

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:05:03 2017 No.8887841 File: 264 KB, 504x428, mio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anyone just squeeze this garbage into cheap vodka and add a splash of water?

Anonymous Wed May 3 01:08:22 2017 No.8887848

I might be quitting pretty soon without a proper detox. I've been looking around a bit on withdrawal symptoms and the thought of seizures scares the shit out of me. Does anyone know how often they happen and when they do? I've been through detox at an inpatient program once before and I never had DTs or anything so this is my biggest fear so far.

Anonymous Wed May 3 01:13:42 2017 No.8887858

>>8887848
I've never had a seizure, but now that you did the reading, like I did, you'll think you're about to have one every moment of withdrawal. Afraid to sleep, move, even get up off the floor. I've been doing withdrawals every few weeks for maybe.... 8 years? I think you have to be predisposed to them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:16:30 2017 No.8887863 >>8887848 you need more detail than that how much how often how long until then you're a faggot who drank for two months until mommy and daddy sent you to a resort

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:20:33 2017 No.8887875 >>8884188 That one had the best memes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:21:08 2017 No.8887876 >>8887863 I'm pretty young, about 22. I've been drinking for most days for over 2 years. I went into detox sometime in march and have been sober until about a few weeks ago where I've been drinking about 2 40s a day. Feel free to shit on me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:22:05 2017 No.8887880 >>8887841 Yep. If have half a bottle of vodka left, I'll fill the rest with water and enough of that to not taste too shitty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:22:17 2017 No.8887884 >>8887876 you'll be fine if you go through detox and have ZERO chance of DTs or any withdrawl outside of just wanting to drink.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:23:22 2017 No.8887886 >>8887876 hahahahahahahahaaa 2 years

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:25:10 2017 No.8887895 File: 16 KB, 480x451, 1465105290675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8887876 oh god this is nothing... I'm CURRENTLY withdrawaling from 3 1.75s in 4 days.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:33:17 2017 No.8887916 >>8887895 >>8887886 >>8887884 that's not to say this guy isn't an alcoholic and shouldn't quit if they want to or need to. but that there's no need to fear physical withdrawl symptoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:35:02 2017 No.8887924 >>8887740 how long do I need to stop drinking for this to go away because I'd honestly prefer the headache to not being able to sleep it off

Anonymous Wed May 3 01:43:59 2017 No.8887952

>>8887924
I have this one night a week but it usually clears up, I'm more concerned about how sensitive my skin feels. Sometimes it's just very sensitive and sometimes it feels like there's an actual itch that can't be scratched. I don't do other drugs. I'd rather be a vomitting or have a headache for a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:45:44 2017 No.8887957 Started off drinking Bacardi rum, moved on to vodka. Have a wall of liquor. AMA

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 01:48:16 2017 No.8887966 >>8887957 you sound like a faggot why would you tell anyone you drink bacardi, or brag about how much liquor your parents have

Anonymous Wed May 3 01:50:39 2017 No.8887978

>>8887952
The skin thing is pretty horrible yeah but if I could at least have a full sensation of waking up again instead of just giving up on sleep it probably wouldn't be as bad

Once I realized I apparently don't reek of liquor I started feeling better about it since I can at least pretend that I'm functioning in class or work

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>>8887966
I don't live with my parents, I wasn't bragging either. This I literally an alcoholic thread and I brought up the booze I was drinking . Why are you so upset?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 02:01:08 2017 No.8887997 >>8887989 why do you think we care what brand of rum you drink? and if you bought it yourself, why would you buy the shittiest overpriced pleb shit possible? there is a whole lot to dislike about you and your posts desu you should go back

Anonymous Wed May 3 02:09:37 2017 No.8888016
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>>8887755
She wants to leave. Waiting for her family to get things straightened out where they live. She told them about me. Just waiting for the days. She just puts up with me for now.
>>8887924
I went 3 days one time. Sometimes I don't have them. Depends what I drink and how much I drink. Drank a lot of whiskey last night and some beer. Woke up at 4am and did some cleaning. Woke up at 7am and fell asleep till 830am and felt fine. Just depends I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 02:14:10 2017 No.8888027 File: 82 KB, 640x480, 1486955923315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8886833 I got you anon

Anonymous Wed May 3 02:54:20 2017 No.8888117

>>8887978
is there a way to combat that? I mean on the days after when the skin is sensitive it seems like it's eitherly overly sensitive and my entire body is pins and needles, other times it's just that I sweat when I try to sleep but not at other times. but mostly it's just my skin is really sensitive and I constantly get aroused and could fuck for 15 hours the next day, which since not having someone to put it in recently has kinda made me re-think my skin that only seems to be in effect after drinking a lot. I understand it's somewhat withdrawl but the other symptoms kinda bother me. Also I can't really afford a doctor and googling this specific of a thing doesn't quite help.

For the last maybe 4 years I've drank 5 times a week and usually at least the equivalent of 10-16 beers on most of those days, with the occasionally bridge drunk to keep it going with 6-8 before re-passing out.

I'm only really concerned because it's bothering my sleep. I can lie in bed for 6 hours and wake up every 20 minutes before falling asleep for another 20-30 until i spent 6 hours getting 6 hours of sleep to only result in 2-3

i'm almost done with a handle after 3 hours and still coherent because that's how my "tolerance" is and I feel like it's hard to reach out to others who get "Drunk" because of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 02:57:32 2017 No.8888126 >>8888117 >For the last maybe 4 years I've drank 5 times a week and usually at least the equivalent of 10-16 beers on most of those days, i'll add that the previous 5 years it was just a little bit less.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 03:03:58 2017 No.8888134 I'm about to try sleeping wish me luck brothers in arms This thread makes me realize my mother was so right when she told child me misery loves company

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 03:20:11 2017 No.8888160 Anyone else get this huge red blotch on their chest? That hurts when you touch them after you wake up? Like your entire chest feels painful to touch, wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 03:52:55 2017 No.8888227 >>8888160 No Go to a doctor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 04:37:11 2017 No.8888330 Is it normal for blood vessels to be extremely visible, on the hand for example? Blue color as usual but very, very visible

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 05:40:02 2017 No.8888418 >>8888027 Oh wow, lol. Yeah that's my room, but that's not the section of carpet I cut out, that's one of the better bits. Also dammit, i should eat today, I want those tendies.

Anonymous Wed May 3 05:47:49 2017 No.8888436
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so I come from a Irish/German family I drank and got drunk for 3 months straight. For the last 2 weeks i kept off the alc and had no widthdrawl effects. am i good to be an al/ck/?

Anonymous Wed May 3 06:36:36 2017 No.8888539

Okay what the fuck is going on
For a month now I've been losing time, in extreme ways, like I would be doing something and suddenly 2 days have gone by, and I don't remember a single thing that has happened.
What the fuck is happening to me
>inb4 I've made this post previously like the way I've sent emails to my uni profs asking if I've attended a class

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 06:47:48 2017 No.8888573 >>8888160 I have when I sleep with my arm curled up under my chest on the floor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 06:48:50 2017 No.8888577 >>8888330 maybe, especially if it's hot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 07:24:40 2017 No.8888669 >Can't eat because jaw keeps clicking and being a pain in the ass with every single chew Guess I'll just keep drinking then without eating

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 07:27:31 2017 No.8888678 >>8888436 do you know how kindling works?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 07:30:02 2017 No.8888684 >>8888539 fuck dude I've been there before...tryna word my emails to profs so it doesn't seem like I'm too drunk to remember if I went or not. You on any medication btw? Could be that

Anonymous Wed May 3 07:32:47 2017 No.8888687

>>8888684
>.tryna word my emails to profs so it doesn't seem like I'm too drunk to remember if I went or not

The thing is, my stash of booze or the collection of empty bottles hasn't changed, at all.
It seems that I've been completely sober for the the month, what's more weird, is that it also seems I've been going to lectures, doing my assignments, when I had previously almost given up on university.

Anonymous Wed May 3 09:58:21 2017 No.8889125

>>8886952
>He moves to a pedestrian unfriendly town for studies
You should have signed up for a program to go to Yurop.
Get a good bike I guess

>>8887434
You know how some advice to take up DIY as a hobby when sober? Well, changing a carpet isn't too hard if you can follow a youtube tutorial, and usually cheaper than using your deposit.

>>8887457
Now that's great news. I still hope you'll stop hearing things soon.
Keep it up, the hardest part is behind you.

>>8887631
Gelatin dissolves at body temperature, so that's like drinking the same volume, doesn't slows down absorption noticeably.
Sweeteners might give you the shits. Be sure to drink enough water, idk if gelatin might absorb some and slightly worsen your hangover.

>>8887690
You mean camming or lurking?

>>8887876
Stop drinking, see how much you shake. If/when it becomes "too much", have a single beer, a valium, or other benzo. If you maintain withdrawals low enough you don't risk seizure (or at least lower it considerably.)
The hard part with tapering is not drinking more when having beer available.

>>8888330
Sounds like high blood pressure. Withdrawing?

>>8888687
>The thing is, my stash of booze or the collection of empty bottles hasn't changed, at all.
Are you sure drunk-you isn't hiding his drinking from sober-you?

Anonymous Wed May 3 10:03:02 2017 No.8889142

>>8889125
>Are you sure drunk-you isn't hiding his drinking from sober-you?

It sounds more like split personality or w/e the medical term for it is now, except I'm way too old for it to just appear, I have no memories of the time lapses, if I was drunk I would at least remember picking up the bottle, you don't just lose 2 days without remembering anything, if you're drunk you still remember picking up the bottle or doing something right before, it just doesn't disappear into thin air

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 10:13:49 2017 No.8889172 >>8889142 Maybe the drinking really fried your head. Stay sober and hope it clears up.

Anonymous Wed May 3 10:18:41 2017 No.8889191

>>8889172

That's just the thing, I don't want it to stop, this is the first time in years where I've actually been productive, and attending classes and labs, allegedly, from what I've heard back from my profs.
Just because I can't remember any of it, I haven't heard anything that would suggest I was black out drunk, but it's good, it's the first time in a while where things are actually working out, and I can't remember a single fuckign thing about it, one moment I'm here, the next moment I'm in a similar position, even sitting in the same chair, facing my laptop, and lo and behold, 2 or 3 days have gone by, just like that, in an instant.
For some reason I haven't even had any cravings to pick up a bottle, even though I have a stash, they haven't been touched, and I don't know why, I don't even want to touch them, while previously I couldn't keep my hands off of them.

I want to know what the hell is happening to me, but at the same time, I don't want this to stop happening

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 10:24:42 2017 No.8889208 >>8889191 you probably watched fight club too many times when drunk

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 10:25:38 2017 No.8889212 >>8889191 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol-related_dementia

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 10:26:07 2017 No.8889214 just got back from a job interview, hopefully I get it. word of advice.. don't lose your job from boozing, it makes it kinda hard to find a new one.

Anonymous Wed May 3 10:28:45 2017 No.8889223

>>8889212

And how does that explain me performing perfectly well in academia, with no deficiencies reported by the profs when I've emailed them?
How does that explain me having stayed off alcohol for a month now?
How does that explain how my life is suddenly fucking perfect, at the specific time intervals where I have no memory?

It's not dementia, and it can't be split personality because I'm too fucking old for this, it manifests in childhood because of abuse, not when you're 23 and living alone

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 11:44:18 2017 No.8889435 >>8889223 Why haven't you gone to a doctor already? Or did you forget that too?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 12:00:48 2017 No.8889484 >>8889435 This. You need to see a doctor now. If you can't remember the events of an entire day then thats a serious fucking problem. You will probaly forget this whole thread anyway

Anonymous Wed May 3 12:37:15 2017 No.8889611
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>>8889142
>if you're drunk you still remember picking up the bottle

yeah tell that to black out me last week that bought one 1.75 of rum and woke up days later wondering how two extra 1.75s of vodka got here too.... I still dont know, btw, never will.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 12:45:46 2017 No.8889635 So do any of you actually talk about drinks in here or just your myriad health issues?

Anonymous Wed May 3 13:40:47 2017 No.8889812

>>8889214
Why, you've been sober for https://www.amazon.com/Aluminum-Medallions-Months-Alcoholics-Medallion/dp/B00TLCT5IG/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1493831277&sr=8-3&keywords=aa+chip as long as you want.

>>8889223
Head trauma. It has random weird symptoms like that.
See a doc, if he ask you if you hit your head recently don't answer "no", say the truth : "not that I'm aware of, but it's a possibility". Pass an MRI or whatever they call brain imagery (I hope you're not claustrophobic).

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 13:59:41 2017 No.8889870 >>8889812 haha yeah I suppose UPDATE : got the job. im so happy. .. having celebration beers now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 14:01:00 2017 No.8889876 >>8889223 Or someone's drugging you without your knowledge. But rapist drug doesn't last this long, unless you carry around a water bottle laced with GHB.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 14:26:47 2017 No.8889991 >>8889870 Congrats!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 14:37:24 2017 No.8890044 >135lbs >Drank half a fifth of whiskey in an evening >Never got past slightly tipsy Money not well spent.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 14:39:31 2017 No.8890054 >>8890044 I wish 8 beers got me drunk step your game up niqqa.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 14:40:29 2017 No.8890060 File: 36 KB, 640x480, Cruz-and-Trump-Whisper-Chuck-Burton-AP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8890044 That's a load of barnacles

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 15:37:40 2017 No.8890296 >>8882501 Hello everyone How are we all this evening? I feel very conflicted.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 15:40:46 2017 No.8890307 I quit drinking 3 months ago. I even went out bowling with some friends and had a few beers then and didn't relapse. Wasn't even that hard. You guys are pussies

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 16:40:26 2017 No.8890567 >>8890060 It was from like 7pm to 1am, so I had a good while to metabolize it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 16:41:24 2017 No.8890575 File: 28 KB, 480x640, 25112015948.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Back when I used to drink a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 16:45:29 2017 No.8890601 File: 260 KB, 1536x2048, 20052015497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8890575 There's also the two-wine-bottles-a-day period. Making hex grid pixel art in the middle of my room, playing bowling with a shirt twisted in a ball.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 16:48:24 2017 No.8890616 >>8890307 >I quit drinking >Had a few beers Guess it's true, what they say about braincells

Anonymous Wed May 3 16:57:50 2017 No.8890661

>>8890616
Neurons dying was part of the sell during the prohibition, along with gems such as, if you drink enough your blood be so alcohol-ridden, that you'd spontaneously combust. The anon in question might have never been addicted to alcohol and might have just changed his drinking habits.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 18:11:02 2017 No.8890926 >>8890296 Feel... weird. Just, I dunno, uh, yeah. Weird. Like a big change is coming. Fuck I hope it's sobriety, I'm in agony. About what are you conflicted anon?

Anonymous Wed May 3 18:13:58 2017 No.8890944

>>8884618
>>8884607
>>8884600
Be careful, I seriously would not use straight liquor in it if I were you. If anyone comes around you with that they WILL be able to get a whiff of it being alcohol. I recommend not drinking at work at all, but at the very least mix it with something otherwise the smell gets a little pervasive

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 18:44:19 2017 No.8891070 >>8889223 If it's truly happening the way you describe, then you're asking these questions to the wrong people. You need to see a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 18:56:58 2017 No.8891123 Someone recommend me a good white rum that isn't Bacardi.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 19:08:42 2017 No.8891166 >>8890926 I was having an internal conflict about going to drink. I managed to fight the urge off though and put myself to bed. Good night all Best of luck anons

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 19:09:32 2017 No.8891170 >>8891166 well done anon clink

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:13:58 2017 No.8891369 >>8890575 Whats in the jars?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:17:35 2017 No.8891375 File: 47 KB, 600x451, i-need-help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8891369 N-nothing. I lived with a douche who took 1h shower mornings so I had to use piss jars.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:23:17 2017 No.8891388 File: 623 KB, 1024x577, download_20160514_100736.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is a delicious whiskey you guys like. I'm getting a little bored of wild turkey 101

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:24:19 2017 No.8891399 >>8891375 Why not just use the kitchen sink?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:27:33 2017 No.8891408 >>8891399 Weird sink, several inches above my shlong. inb4 why didn't pee in a parabola

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:32:02 2017 No.8891429 >>8891408 Just open the plumbing and piss straight down the pipe?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:36:21 2017 No.8891451 File: 51 KB, 514x360, IMG_0313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >when you peer out from your door, coast clear, take one step out of room carrying multiple gallons of piss, housemate immediately appears

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:43:40 2017 No.8891477 >>8891388 four roses small batch is pretty good it's so long ago I've had WT101, that shit got me smashed in no time every time

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:48:38 2017 No.8891494 File: 448 KB, 3840x2160, 1386973510348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who here /sober/? just here to have a laugh at this learned helplessness circle jerk

Anonymous Wed May 3 20:48:56 2017 No.8891495
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>puked blood Sunday
>decided to take a breather
>didn't sleep the night before and haven't since then

Stopped puking yesterday though so I've got that :^) was reading but can't anymore since my eyes keep gazing over I may succumb to the evils of sleep tonight. I've finally stopped worrying about the conversations and sounds I'm hearing around the house.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:49:44 2017 No.8891498 >>8884614 i had gay sex with a 55 year old man. taht was real rock bottom

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:51:26 2017 No.8891501 File: 444 KB, 1600x1600, 1492982733198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8882501 >haha look at me guys I'm so depressed and addicted this is /underagegen/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:56:15 2017 No.8891522 >>8882501 whats the best spirit for your dollar i got 100 to spend and I'm not afraid to loose it just want to get the most standard drinks out of it what does alck recommend.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:56:57 2017 No.8891527 >>8891495 keep going, anon, you're gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:58:20 2017 No.8891538 >>8891522 the best around here just means 'with the highest ABV'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 20:59:44 2017 No.8891549 File: 100 KB, 720x720, 1490091819629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8891538 lol got no idea what that means im aussie if that helps.

Anonymous Wed May 3 21:03:03 2017 No.8891562
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>>8891527

I'm ok just wondering if I should just go on another night minus sleep since I've gotta get up at 6 to go to court (work) so I've gotta have my shit together. I think if I sleep I'll be more tired. Have a legit excuse to feign sickness simce well that's why I said I didn't go lel.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:04:14 2017 No.8891570 >>8891549 "the best [spirit]" usually means 'the [spirit] with the highest alcohol by volume (ABV)' among people in this thread

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:05:11 2017 No.8891575 >>8891570 yeah so whats your recommendation as something with the most bang for your buck ABV

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:05:20 2017 No.8891579 >>8891562 I just realized why that sounds weird. I've got a ton of shit to do before my fucking hour commute. Tfw wageslave.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:07:19 2017 No.8891592 >>8891562 don't cave, go to work, you didn't come this far to let it all go to hell missing a night of sleep is nothing compared to being able to meet people like a regular human being

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:08:36 2017 No.8891603 >600-900$ in cc debt >Still buying alcohol >try to convince myself I will make a small bottle last >End up drinking it all and paying a premium for it instead of getting a big bottle

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:08:37 2017 No.8891604 >>8891549 Best bang for your buck is absolute or azeotropic ethanol. You can dilute it with tap or water of your choosing to a mineral water flavored vodka. Apart from that, any grain alcohol, they're cheap, don't cause hangovers and go with everything.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:08:38 2017 No.8891605 >>8891575 probably really cheap vodka or high ABV beers (protip: compare your supermarket brand wine and their strong beer for alcohol/volume ratio)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:09:34 2017 No.8891611 >>8891592 No I'm 10000% going. Also I've gotten the same captcha 3 damn times.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:10:09 2017 No.8891614 >>8891166 good job man

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:10:24 2017 No.8891615 >>8891605 fuck I forgot to mention the wine in the first place check out the wine, my supermarket has a house brand that's 13%, sells only in liter bottles, and is definitely drinkable, so I usually buy that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:11:14 2017 No.8891622 File: 65 KB, 626x626, 1484310091166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8891605 okay. im just gonna get cheap vodka

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:11:26 2017 No.8891624 >>8891611 alright my man, take care and congrats on the dubs

Anonymous Wed May 3 21:11:42 2017 No.8891625

>>8891604
Actually, best bang for your buck might be buying denatured alcohol and distilling it to get the bittering agents out. Don't know what they use, if it's only one, etc., could end up not matter if you fuck it up like you will, but then again you won't try.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:14:01 2017 No.8891640 >>8891622 beware the rabbit hole

Anonymous Wed May 3 21:26:21 2017 No.8891684

>>8891622
please see: >>8891640

It's only going to get worse if you choose to go down that path. This was exactly my reasoning and it eventually started turning into thoughts of buying the cheapest grain alcohol (like everclear) just to make my drinking more economical. You will regret it if you buy that first cheap-ass bottle of plastic vodka.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:30:15 2017 No.8891701 File: 509 KB, 900x900, 1474359831417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8891684 but drinking helps me write... hmphm

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:31:35 2017 No.8891706 >>8891603 I'm in 5-figure credit card debt thanks to booze. Ha

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:31:45 2017 No.8891708 >>8891684 >they started to make steel 40s in plastic This is when I knew I'd lost my dignity. Though more dignity than my neighbors whife who I just saw with another guy lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:33:44 2017 No.8891716 >>8891701 >write lucidly after DTs have settled and I've skipped a few nights of sleep. Shits weird man.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:34:51 2017 No.8891723 >>8891706 I'm 70k in the can for school loans, but about to be 2k in debt after current bills+class I have to take over the summer that I have to pay out of pocket.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:36:01 2017 No.8891726 Just stole 8 bucks from my little nephew, to by beer. I need help

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:37:07 2017 No.8891728 >>8891723 Bernie shoulda won :^)))) Hope your major is decent

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:39:04 2017 No.8891735 >>8891726 Well I'd give my alchy uncle 8 bucks for booze if he wanted it to be fair

Anonymous Wed May 3 21:40:27 2017 No.8891747

>>8891728

History because fuck it I enjoy it, though I half hated the classes because classmates were close to clueless. But every now and then a class struck gold. Had a historical methods class (essentially a sophomore focused class for people on how to write essays and research) which was on the Great War which I now love the shit out of.

But I am also licensed to be a school teacher. Doing an unpaid internship for it next semester in the Fall, and then going to try and angle for a full-time sub position for a teacher out on maternity leave or dead for the half the year before districts start hiring people full time.

Anonymous Wed May 3 21:48:17 2017 No.8891788

>I'm being promoted at work because I'm the best one there
>I show up hungover as fuck everyday

Most days with less than a few hours of sleep and a case of beer in my system. Guess I'm doing something right but now I'll be obligated to interact with people

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 21:50:09 2017 No.8891796 Got super drunk and messaged people on facebook and punched your bathroom mirror again edition.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:20:08 2017 No.8891884 >>8891796 lol how often do you rage? Why did you this time?

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:22:24 2017 No.8891887
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>>8891796
I refuse to use any form of social media because I'm a drunk.
Still send retarded texts/make calls and alienate long-term friends and immediate/extended family. I'm very very alone. Own brother won't even talk to me any more.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:24:04 2017 No.8891894 >>8891884 Pretty much every time I get drunk I end up breaking something. Good question idk why

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:26:59 2017 No.8891902 >>8891887 I still send texts to my exs all the time. I'll deactivate it after feeling guilty then get drunk again and reactivate lol

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:34:03 2017 No.8891932 >>8891902 lol you are that guy. How does it feel? Can you pin point when and why u started doing this?

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:37:53 2017 No.8891945

>>8882501
drunk anon here

>theres this reall weird dude at work
>no one likes him or talks to him
>I bullshit with him about philosphy and shit
>he's actually a kinda cool dude just REALLY WEIRD
>fast forward a month or so until today
>learn why he's really weird
>his mom molested him as a kid and treated him like an animal
>he wasn't even remotely human until he was 21 when his sister finally convinced him he was a human and not property
>his abusive mom also convinced him he was retarded and had multiple diseases he didn't have
>he just unloaded all that on me at once and I wasn't prepared
>everyone at work still treats him like shit and he'll likely never have a gf or anything

That's why im drinking in addition to hatred of my job but thats irrelevant

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:40:06 2017 No.8891953

>>8891932
Feels kinda bad but I don't really give a shit. Stopped caring a long time ago.

Self isolation into neetdom with no one in the world during college. Alone and loneliness. Since I have no motivation to do anything and hate myself so it's really easy.

I'm just alone and wish I had someone.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:47:51 2017 No.8891975 Is there an official booze tier list? Where would you put tequila?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 22:51:38 2017 No.8891984 >>8891953 Me too brother. getting a good body helps. consider joining a crossfit or something like that. It helps The isolation is the killer, ive been there, im there right now. The isolation is the worst.

Anonymous Wed May 3 22:57:41 2017 No.8892002

>>8891953
>>8891984
more on this, the good body helps mentally just as much physically. There is something very real about liking what you see in the mirror at least on a physical level.
It makes it all not as bad. Men are meant to be strong, were broken when we are not.
/fit/ is just a click away.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 3 23:26:27 2017 No.8892102 >>8891945 take care of this guy and be nice with him like you'll do with one of your friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:07:08 2017 No.8892236 >>8892102 right.. Like you think you have it shitty then you read something like that and puts everything in perspective. While people's emotions are not invalid. Taking a step back can really help

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:08:35 2017 No.8892240
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I just fucked up guys. Staying at my parents house for a couple of weeks and was drunk/not thinking and put a hot pan down on one of their doormats. Just realized it burned the mat and melted a circular implant on it. Should I just take the mat and hide it so they dont see it and buy them a new one tomorrow morning?
Fuck I don't even think this was because I was drunk, I just wasn't thinking, but I know I'm going to beat myself up over it tomorrow when I wake up.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:11:56 2017 No.8892252 >>8891945 >ywn have a femdom mom who treats you like an animal/her property and abuses you Why even live

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:15:35 2017 No.8892262 >>8892240 Just be honest, a sober person could have made that mistake. Approach them in the morning and say you didn't realize it was rubber or whatever material it was and thought it was silicone and tell them you'll replace it no biggie

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:29:06 2017 No.8892315 >>8892262 oh wait you said DOORmat? what the fuck were you doing setting a hot pan on a doormat on the floor? still, just be honest and tell them you'll replace it, it shouldn't be a big deal

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 00:38:54 2017 No.8892334 >>8882643 fish oil nugga lots of it it lubricates joints

Anonymous Thu May 4 00:47:39 2017 No.8892350

>>8892262
>>8892315
Ya I was just letting it cool and needed the stove space so I put it on the doormat. I just thought it was cotton or something and didn't even think that it could melt. I'll just tell them what happened though. They probably won't even care but I just hate when I do stupid things when I've been drinking.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:12:27 2017 No.8892447 >>8891975 tequila is high-variance a really quality tequila is fuckin' delicious but a bad tequila is possibly the worst liquor you can find

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:28:50 2017 No.8892507

>>8891975
Tequila is at the top of my list. Just the perfect combo of spicy and sweet and most flavor of any liquor. Every other liquor is just boring to me. I don't know why tequila gets such a bad rap. Whenever I drink tequila neat people think I'm crazy. Luckily a lot of stores are having sales this week for cinco de mayo.

Anonymous Thu May 4 01:30:08 2017 No.8892512

>>8882501
I decided to try and flavor my usual wild turkey 101 by adding some apple slices and a bit of allspice to the bottle, though I am unsure if that will actually give it the flavor I desire. Fuck it, surely it can't be worse than the syrupy bullshit that they sell as "apple whiskey", despite it containing no actual apple juice or flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:32:41 2017 No.8892519 >>8892447 >>8892507 I heart Tequila because it's an upper and on the off chance I do have sex or am getting sex on the reg a shot or two of Tequila makes it spicy as fuhhhhck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 01:33:44 2017 No.8892522 Let me ask you all a question Why Alcohol for drug of choice? Why not something else?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 02:00:50 2017 No.8892583 >>8892522 Alcohol is legal. Weed gives me anxiety.

Anonymous Thu May 4 02:02:30 2017 No.8892587

>>8892522
I smoke cannabis and drink at the same time. If I could pick only one, I'd smoke, but if I have both I'm doing both.

Which is why I laugh at the people who are like:
>why drink when u can just smoke
>oh i used to be an alcoholic then i just switched to cannabis

They fucking go together so well.

Caffeine too, but I don't really consider it a drug.

Also acid, shrooms, coke when they're on offer.

I'd never drink on acid/shrooms though. Bad idea.

Anonymous Thu May 4 02:02:47 2017 No.8892588

>>8892522
My job drug tests me so I cant really do drugs. If I could I would do shrooms regularly, but I would get fired for no reason other than failing a drug test. Plus alcohol was the first drug I ever had and it's just so easy to obtain. It's not really my drug of choice, but at this point I'm hooked and it's the only one I can do. I think it's crazy how this shit is legal while other things that are less harmful are not

Anonymous Thu May 4 02:04:13 2017 No.8892592

>>8891975
I love tequila, I just wish it was cheaper. A dogshit tequila is twice the price of a comparable vodka, and you can get a VERY enjoyable vodka or reasonable gin for way, way less than a passable tequila. But I like the herbal, earthiness of it.
The one reasonable one I've found is Monte Alban reposado, 100% agave for 10 bucks a bottle. Even had a 5 dollar mail-in rebate. And pretty fucking great for that price!
But every time I have tequila, some chick drinks it all. Motherfuckers. At least the pussy was good. Am I allowed to post pictures of bare ass?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 02:05:25 2017 No.8892595 >>8892588 Shrooms don't show up on drug tests, buddy-boy. And they're really easy to grow, in the summer months.

Anonymous Thu May 4 02:14:50 2017 No.8892620

>>8892595
What do you mean it's impossible to test for shrooms? I'm in the military so I just assumed they would be able to test for anything. I'll research this more tomorrow when I'm sober. And ya I found someone selling spores for truffles that you can just put in mason jars for like 12 weeks and then they're good to go.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 02:18:42 2017 No.8892632 >>8892620 he means they don't show up on any conventional drug test and all traces leave ur body in a couple days

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 02:22:12 2017 No.8892642 I think I'm developing a phobia of my ass. The sheer pungency of it is dangerous. I have to fart out of a window.

Anonymous Thu May 4 02:34:22 2017 No.8892668

>>8882501
My girlfriend is very pent up. She wants to have some very kinky sex; me tying her up, blindfolding her, putting a fox tail butt plug in her... But as soon as I start drinking I want to break out the hard liquor, and as soon as I break out the hard liquor my dick stops working. And I want to do that every single fucking night. What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 02:36:38 2017 No.8892669 >>8892668 have you tried not drinking you fucking broken human? People are supposed to have impulse control. Fucking chimpanzees can learn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 02:37:26 2017 No.8892673 >>8882570 /dui/. I still drive tipsy. When I'm drunk I don't care but once I sober up I'm so fucking mad at myself for doing it. But driving drunk...is such a unique experience. It's kind of thrilling and fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 02:41:29 2017 No.8892683 >>8892669 Do you realize what thread you're in right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 03:01:30 2017 No.8892721 >>8890926 >Like a big change is coming Yeah yeah, we get it, the fall of the EU if Le Pen is elected. Congrats anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 03:15:52 2017 No.8892747 8am. Have drunk 4 litres of shitty 5% cider since 7. Now out, and feel NOTHING ;_; Today is going to suck.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 03:33:43 2017 No.8892770 >>8892522 Easy to get

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 03:36:40 2017 No.8892775 >>8892522 Easy to get Legal Relatively easy to conceal

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 03:50:02 2017 No.8892795 >>8891388 Buffalo Trace

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 04:23:46 2017 No.8892826 im feeling so shit right now

Anonymous Thu May 4 04:31:45 2017 No.8892833

>>8891975
>Good tier : good tequila, good vodka, good whiskey, good rum.
>Shit tier : bottom shelf tequila, bottom shelf vodka, bottom shelf whiskey, bottom shelf rum.
Hope it helps.

>>8892519
Heart isn't a verb. Are you using a device that replaces words by symbols? Are we really living in a world where technology is turning us into sign language monkeys?
Also, ethanol is ethanol, tequila isn't more upping than whiskey. It's typically drank in different occasion, only reason for different effects.

>>8892592
There are other boards for porn, welcome to 4chan fucker.

>>8892620
They run several tests, one for THC, one for opioids, one for cocaine, they have to pay for each test, so they may or may not skip rarest drugs, may or may not use lower quality tests with more false results, etc.
Similarly, they don't test for AIDS each time they take your blood, you need to specifically ask (and pay) for tests. (There is an urban legend about AIDS testing.)

>>8892668
Cuckolding was made for you. Get someone to fuck her while you enjoy your drinks. (I mean the original meaning of cuckolding; not the political insult.)
Seriously, do a pro BDSM session for her birthday (not as a surprise obviously.)

>>8892673
>But driving drunk...is such a unique experience. It's kind of thrilling and fun
Have you tried high driving?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 04:56:38 2017 No.8892858 File: 33 KB, 249x263, IMG_20170504_075056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8892833 >being a literal cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 05:03:33 2017 No.8892871 >>8892833 Please stop

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 05:23:43 2017 No.8892898 >Need to board a train in 18 hours >Not sure if I want to sleep or stay awake until that time >No stimulants to help me stay awake ehhh I think I'll just drink until I pass out and hope I wake up in time

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 06:40:05 2017 No.8892976 >>8892898 The time it takes me to fall asleep like that has always been coordinated to make me miss appointments.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 06:45:07 2017 No.8892980 >>8892976 It's literally why I never go to sleep before important appointments, I haven't slept before an exam for years now, I will always miss them, and I'm talking from experience

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 06:48:47 2017 No.8892986 >>8892980 only problem right now is I don't have my prescribed amphetamines to keep me awake, so I would possibly fall asleep before going to the train and miss it still How funny the captcha would be: Budd shill, when talking about drugs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 07:26:54 2017 No.8893035 >>8892986 It's as if Google was an all-knowing entity spying on your every move on the internet...

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 07:31:16 2017 No.8893045 >>8893035 >It's as if But it is

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 08:52:13 2017 No.8893155 >>8889635 these threads are about addiction, not wine pairings. there's plenty of beer/whiskey threads on this board, this thread is about alcoholism

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 10:00:34 2017 No.8893273 I think my body is slowly breaking down

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 10:33:15 2017 No.8893343 >>8892980 >Tried to sleep >Even with alcohol I couldn't >It's 12 hours from now >Know I can't go to sleep anymore Fuck, what will I even do for 12 hours

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 10:49:39 2017 No.8893385 >>8893273 I can feel it too. Nothing works, everything hurts. I feel like a 90yo who got run over and drank sulphuric acid.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 11:14:01 2017 No.8893465 >>8892833 Fuck you, I'd sooner fuck her with the bottle Now if you'll excuse me I have a great idea

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 11:26:22 2017 No.8893503 >>8893465 >Shit advice end up giving naughty ideas anyway My work here is done.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 13:09:50 2017 No.8893864 >>8891451 Started having trouble breathing as I read this. Can relate very much

Anonymous Thu May 4 13:12:18 2017 No.8893875

>paying for alcohol
>not living in a country where all your village relatives make their own high quality, perfectly safe brandy

Just visit a few villages every few months, stock up on dozens of bottles, eat a bunch of pork roast and call it a day. Being a Slav has it's perks I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 4 13:15:09 2017 No.8893889 File: 8 KB, 250x128, images (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8893875 >months >dozens, not hundreds

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