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And they say Americans eat like pigs...

>> No.8819875

>>8819869

Don't most White Americans claim to be Scottish anyway?

>> No.8819878

>>8819875
where the fuck did you get that idea

>> No.8819880

>>8819875
and 1/8 scottish, a 1/4 irish, 1/2 italian, 1/16 french

>> No.8819882

>>8819875

Only the assholes who wear kilts in their day-to-day lives.

>> No.8819897

>>8819869
Don't judge the rest of the UK by the depravity of the average Scotchman.

>> No.8819909
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8819909

>>8819897

Oh but I will, seeing as how you all judge us mostly because of the South's cooking.

>> No.8819913

>>8819869
Nice afternoon snack. What's for dinner?

>> No.8819917

>>8819909
yeah that's definitely not the case. southern food is actually good and has identity

>> No.8819929

>>8819909
More like the midwest.

>> No.8820041

>>8819875
1/4 scottish, 1/3 irish, 2/5 native american...

>> No.8820044

>>8819869
Perfectly healthy; there's onion on it!

>> No.8820050

Get that doon yea son, dae yae the world of good!

>> No.8820088

>>8819875
If you live in southern Appalachia everyone says they're ""scots/irish""
As an Irish immigrant it gets fucking annoying

>> No.8820105

>>8819869
As a burger, that looks pretty good.

>> No.8820115

>>8820088
Come to Tennessee, everyone is either "1/8" or "1/16" Cherokee

>> No.8820130

>>8820088
They are. Not sure if you don't know basic American history or are a crybaby cuck who gets mad at people for caring even slightly about their heritage while claiming it's just because "they're not actually FROM there!" Either way, kys.

>> No.8820164

>>8820050
Kek i live on the border of scotland so its quite scottish and i can hear thid perfectly in my head

>> No.8820190

>>8820130
>Shitskin detected

>> No.8820273

>>8820130
No, they're just mongrel toothless Amerishit mystery meat

>> No.8820324

>>8820130
This. One only needs to hear the indigenous Appalaichan music to see the close link. Music ethnologists have established that definitively.

>> No.8820346

>>8820130
> MUH HERITAAAAGE
You don't get it. Your grandparents didn't leave voluntarily. They were thrown out.
We literally did not want your fucking fundamentalist anti-intellectual mindset here, so we packed you onto leaky boats and signed you up to decades-long indentured labour contracts so we could improve our lives without feeding you mouth-breathing fundie fucktards.

Australia may be criminals, but america is people who were fooled into thinking it was the promised fucking land.

>> No.8820423

>>8820346
So that's why america sucks. Makes sense. We're the rejects now taking our revenge by bombing the fuck out of everyone.

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8820428

>>8819869
That looks like the driest shit ever. Looks like the kind of shit that sends you to the fucking shadow realm with heartburn.

>> No.8820482
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8820482

>>8820346

>the worst Europeans were kicked out
>travelled to the moon, multiple times
>the best Europeans stayed behind
>bend over to accomodate Jihadi scum who take offense to puppy posters

Enjoy your elistest delusion, euroblob.

>> No.8820493

>>8820088

Why couldn't you figure out how to survive in Ireland? All those 75IQ Sudanese people seem to figure it out effortlessly. Are you a Gump level retard and felt it necessary to emigrate to a part of Ameriga full of diaspora from your rapidly failing republic?

>> No.8820836

Canadian here
That looks fucking delicious and I wish munchie boxes were a thing here

>> No.8820860

>>8819869
amerifat hourly obsession thread.

OBESE
O
B
E
S
E

>> No.8820873

>>8820860
thats not how its done

its more like that:

O B E S E
B
E
S
E

>> No.8820881
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>>8820873
I see that you are a pro in obese things, congrats.

>> No.8820887

>>8820881
You might have problems following me but you dont have to be a 'pro' to type this right.

>> No.8820891

>>8819869
Poor Americans eat like pigs.

>> No.8820894

>>8819869
Shit, I'd try it.
What are those curly red things on the left?

>> No.8820943

>>8820041
This. Everyone for some reason wants to be part corn nigger.

>> No.8821049

>>8820346
Why is America so best? Is it because your premise is wrong or that shitskin immigrants make countries better?

>> No.8821069

>>8820943
Kill yourself.

>> No.8821193

>>8820943
We are all part corn nigger, idiot. Do a DNA test. Embrace your multicultural DNA, if you dare. You won't get away with saying, "muh science is fake" anymore, moron. You've been called out and can't draw the gun. You're like the wimpy villain that attempts to shoot Dillon in the back in Gunsmoke.

>> No.8822527

>>8820482
What's offensive about a pupper?

>> No.8822537

>>8820881
How did she even get in there?

>> No.8822538

What do you call 16 Americans in a room?

A whole Cherokee

>> No.8822699

>>8822537
She stayed there much too long. That's how.

>> No.8822875

>>8820482
Yeah, the Germans are the only ones who managed to get to the moon buddy.

>> No.8822879

>>8822538
Is this an insult, or are you just upset at the concept of mixed races?

>> No.8822880
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8822880

>>8819869
>And they say Americans eat like pigs...

It fucking sucks we don't have any nutritional standards or requirements for our Food Stamp users in 'Merica.

>> No.8822914

>>8822527

Muslims think black dogs are hell hounds. They hate dogs. Want to piss them off? Walk a black dog through their neighborhood drinking a beer.

>>8822875

German-Americans?

>> No.8822926

>>8819869
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.8822934

>>8822879
Dunno, you're the ones who are getting BLACKED!

>> No.8822958

im pretty open to trying just about anything but singularly there is nothing visually appetizing in that box

>> No.8822968

>>8820088
It's also basically a 3rd world country full of drugs and poverty

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8823003

>>8822880
>It fucking sucks we don't have any nutritional standards or requirements for our Food Stamp users in 'Merica.

Jesus... 'merican niggers are a fucking disgrace.

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>>8823003
>Jesus... 'merican niggers are a fucking disgrace.

3 in 4 niggers are Obese & Diabetic...

only ignorant Europoors think 'merican niggers are all fit athletes.

>> No.8823008
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8823008

>>8823003
>Jesus... 'merican niggers are a fucking disgrace.

'Merica! Fuck Yeah!!!!!

>> No.8823010

>>8822926
Yep. Funny story, I saw an American at a McDonalds in Skegness yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifty McNuggets in his pockets without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the McNuggets and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>8822914

Oh, that's mean. My lil black doggo is an angel

>> No.8823221

>>8823003
>marginalized people who are in poverty and poor homes
>said families do not have the time to cook and buy takeout / junk food with what money / food stamps they have
>people get fat
Its not that hard to figure out.

>> No.8823230

>>8822914
>hell hounds

You are joking...
Really?

>> No.8823352
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8823352

>>8820493
Probably had something to do with the Irish habit of shooting their landlords.

>> No.8823618

>>8820894
Pakoras

>> No.8823637
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8823637

>>8819875
No you yankee tier autist. I'm 3/4 scottish and we've been a shrinking minority since before the revolution.

>> No.8823650

>>8823221
ah yes the "marginalized" meme

>> No.8823656

>>8823637
> Yet another american claiming to be scottish
> MUH SHRINKING MINORITY
That's because you're breeding with americans, and diluting the scottish blood. .
I'm closer to fucking scottish than you are, and I'm english.

>> No.8823730
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8823730

>>8823650
Except I'm not you fucking nigel. My great great grandfather on one side and great^4s on the other were. This only comes up with foreigners or people/nigresses asking where my name is from.

But hey, if I kill my whole extended family I get a waterfront property.

>> No.8823744

>>8823010
Your pasta is shit and so is the McDonald's in Skegness,which unfortunately I found myself in this morning.
The towns a fucking dump and it's been full of gypsey scum all weekend.

>> No.8823761

>>8819880
you're missing 1/16th in there. is that native american?

>> No.8823932

>>8823744
Why the fuck are you in skegness you lower class tramp

>> No.8823986

>>8823730
> Muh repressed grandad
America is containment for you scum.

>> No.8824002

>>8820346
U MAD LOL

>> No.8824007

It's hilarious because, when I studied abroad in Bristol, I saw an incredible amount of fat/obese people. The average English diet is really bad, everywhere I went there was a disgusting fat person.

Not only that, but after traveling around most of Europe (I'm american), I can easily say that English men are the most ugly white men in the entire world. They are really fucking ugly, it's shocking really. Only in the big cities like London did I see attractive people

>> No.8824015

>>8823637
protip. If you're american youre 1/1 anerican and 0% scottish. It's not your heritage, get your own identity

>> No.8824017

>>8819875
They claim a variety of ethnicity so you are partially correct.

>> No.8824020

>>8819875
>1/2 Portuguese because mouth is a Portuguese immigrant
>father's family is some mix of english and welsh

>> No.8824021

>>8819929
The Midwest has way more cuisine in comparison to the South cunt.

>> No.8824026

>>8824007
Take a look at ur typical English breakfast. Worst than a full McDonald's breakfast meal.

>> No.8824129

>>8824007
You decided to study in the west country
>>8824020
Weird mouth you have there.

>> No.8824132

>>8824021
Holy shit, no. What's your equivalent to cajun? What's your equivalent to soulfood? What's your equivalent to white trash cooking? What's your equivalent to the coastal cooking on 2 sides of the south?

Keep dreaming. The south sucks on many fronts, but it's at least not boring and bland like the midwest.

>> No.8824137

>>8823761
No it's black. So that basically makes me black. Can I use the n word now?

>> No.8824816

doner and chips is the ultimate drunk food

>> No.8825081

>>8819869
i realize this thread is old but can someone explain to me what im seeing in this image, the different things that they put in

I WILL BE BACK

I WILL READ YOUR RESPONSE

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

>> No.8825117

>>8825081
The strips of brown meat are actually soya strips, the chips are grilled sweet potato, the bread in the back is gluten free organic and the selection on the left is grilled beetroot, breaded tofu and shallow fried coconut vegan cheese.

Cranberry and freshly prepared tomato and red peppee puree dipping sauce.

Get this shit at every corner in Glasgow, costs about 5 quid or 8 dollars.

>> No.8825132

>>8824132
>What's your equivalent to our 9 forms of cooking swamp varmints?
Edible food.

>> No.8825147

fuck, i want a munchie box so god damn bad.

t. american that enjoys shitty greasy food

>> No.8825169

>>8825117

Really??? Thats sounds worse than dog vomit desu...

>> No.8825172

>>8825169
no, not really. there's doner meat, fries, couple types of fried chicken, onion rings, raw onion, flatbreads

>> No.8825182

>>8825117
Sounds like vegan heaven.. where is the meat tho??

>> No.8825204

>>8825182
they don't do a lot of meat in scotland, mostly vegetarian and raw stuff