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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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"Happy birthday, anon!"

>> No.8805085

But my birthday is tomorrow.

>> No.8805089

>>8805082
Thanks mom.

>> No.8805094

>>8805082
nice. thanks

>> No.8805099

>>8805082

Da'Nequa! why the fuck is there a white dick on my fucking table?

bitch, watcu tryinta tell me?

>> No.8805101

>>8805085
don't forget to get your wizard robes ready

>> No.8805113

>>8805082
my birthday was last week but thanks

just asking for a friend:
is the decoration usable/dureable?

>> No.8805118

>>8805082
>white dick
fuck no

>> No.8805120

I would love getting this by my mom for birthday.
But I would like even more, if she makes another one. A bigger one. A black one.
Then her friend Tyrone visits us. She gives us our cakes. Then they go her bed room.
And then I experience the best present.
They have sex. Hot sex. With opened door.I listen to it. I fap to it. And I imagine having such a huge cock as her boyfriend which she showed me.

>> No.8805122

>>8805099
>bitch, watcu tryinta tell me?

I think you know, Tyrone.

>> No.8805124

>>8805113
Pretty sure it's marcipan or something like that.

>> No.8805125 [DELETED] 

>>8805122
>>>/b/

>> No.8805128

>>8805120
>>>/b/

>> No.8805129
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>>8805099
>>8805118
Don't worry, we got two! Praise diversity!

>> No.8805133

>>8805099
>bitch, watcu tryinta tell me?

Come here and look a little closer, yeah, real close...

>> No.8805137

>>8805129
>>8805082
seriously though these are kinda hot

>> No.8805139

>>8805099
>Da'Nequa!

kek

>> No.8805141

>>8805101
I was lured into embrace by a seductive temptress at the age 18-22. No powers for me, unfortunately.

It's not too late, pure anons. Prevail where I have failed.

>> No.8805145
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>>8805120
>not having a cock-shaped cake mould

>> No.8805149

>>8805129
it should be longer

>> No.8805152

>>8805099
>Da'Nequa! why the fuck is there a white dick on my fucking table?

If I had a dollar for every time I heard this! let me tell you...

>> No.8805157

>>8805082
Uncut fags BTFO

>> No.8805167

>>8805082
Thanks, mom! It's exactly what I wanted!

>> No.8805361

>>8805082
Fuck how normalized sex is

>> No.8805436

>>8805361
Why in the world wouldn't it be?

>> No.8805702

>>8805361
>7.49 billion humans
hmmmm

>> No.8805730

>>8805361
t. kissless, hugless virgin trying to find his "pure" waifu

Grow up, kiddo or go back to your festering shithole known as /r9k/.

>> No.8805747

>>8805361
agreed

>>8805730
fuck you roastie

you won't get me and i'm a catch

>> No.8805770

>>8805361
that's a dumb thing to be upset about

>> No.8805867

>>8805770
>>8805436
It's not decent or civil to talk about or display lewd matters in public.

>> No.8805881

>>8805867
Arbitrary.
Also nlthese cakes are enjoyed in private, not public

>> No.8805886

>>8805881
It's not arbitrary. These are intimate aspects of human existence. Also you're probably right about the private thing (no pun)

>> No.8805892

>>8805886
Eating is Intimate

>> No.8805906

>>8805892
No it isn't, and we eat with out mouths.

Shitting is intimate. I mean "intimate" as in very personal.

>> No.8805933

>>8805906
Intimacy is derived from having to do bodily functions that make you vulnerable. Like fucking, shitting and eating

>> No.8805950

>>8805933
Eating only makes some people vulnerable, very few. Shitting makes the overwhelming majority of people vulnerable, and same with sex. The only people who don't feel vulnerable about sex are degenerates.

>> No.8805974

>>8805950
Nah, eating makes anyone feel vulnerable, it's just culturally repressed.

>> No.8805988

I saw a girl order this at a sushi restaurant, she laughed then deepthroated it, then ate it like a normal person

fun times

>> No.8806018

>>8805988
Doubt it

>> No.8806023

>>8806018

It wasn't a full cake, it was ice cream shaped like a dick, someone made a special request to the server as a prank and she played along a bit too enthusiastically

>> No.8806031

>>8806023
Fair enough

>> No.8806036

>>8806023
that girl? was albert einstein

>> No.8807025

Be honest with me, /ck/. If you were served this on your birthday, would you have a laugh and eat it, or would you be a no-fun asshole and get mad about it?

>> No.8807027

>>8807025
It'd take a bite right out of the head. Cake is cake.

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>> No.8807153

>people get upset when bakeries refuse to make these faggy cakes

>> No.8807365

>>8807153
Yeah I'm flaming and I don't get that. Baker can do what baker wants

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>>8805082
>dick cake
>it's being sounded

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>>8808643
Actually, the sound is going through a new hole, the urethra is below the candle.

Technically, it's being pierced.

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>>8805082
Wow it even sprays cream filling! Thank you so much anon

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>> No.8809364

>>8805974
Nah, the thought of feeling vulnerable while eating is completely foreign to me and most fat americans.