al/ck/oholism general, OP's 24th burfday editon pls recommend movies to watch for >tfw drunk and alone, preferably animated

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Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:36:22 2017 No.8766826 [Reply] [Original]

al/ck/oholism general, OP's 24th burfday editon

pls recommend movies to watch for >tfw drunk and alone, preferably animated

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:38:04 2017 No.8766836 >>8766826 Transformers (1984) The Phantom Tollbooth Wizards Drink for your birthday, but try to get sober Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:42:30 2017 No.8766862 5 Centimeters Per Second

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:43:38 2017 No.8766865 File: 299 KB, 830x1197, pink-floyd-the-wall.21235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8766826 Pink Floyd: The Wall Should cheer you right up m8 Happy burfday!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 21:46:52 2017 No.8766881 >>8766836 thanks, I might watch the phantom tollbooth, trailer looks decent >>8766862 >>8766865 thanks but I'm not here to get >tfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 22:48:58 2017 No.8767212 What kind of newshit doesn't know how to greentext? Suck a dick, op.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:00:16 2017 No.8767260 >no alcohol for 7 days >spend those 7 days thinking about drinking alcohol my mind has been tainted, i hate this shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:05:03 2017 No.8767286 >>8766836 Go to bed grandpa

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:10:28 2017 No.8767306 Didn't drink last night. Should I have a couple glasses of whiskey before bed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:32:14 2017 No.8767398 >>8767286 Good movies is good movies, and I only saw one of those in the theater.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 3 23:35:23 2017 No.8767416 File: 17 KB, 400x400, gunsui3_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Day 11 without drinking.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:33:42 2017 No.8767657

>>8766836
>drink for your birthday
>try to get sober
kek, i like you
>>8766865
I love the wall. i've haven't seen the movie though.

OP, I have Hulu. When I'm drunk and alone, I always enjoy timeless Disney movies to cheer me up. Hulu has things like Hercules and Mulan. Not sure if you have Hulu though, (though I am sure you have the internet so you can get any movie you want regardless). Try Monsters Inc. or Ice Age. Those have always been fun for me. Or if you want actual cartoons, snow white, hunchback, or alladin. do alladin. alladin is fucking great. the music, the message, jafar, it has it all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:39:37 2017 No.8767686 GOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOORNING VIEEEETNAAAAAAAAAAAM its 06.38 in the morning here, just woke up after to much weed and vodka last night I have three beers left and liquor stores doesnt open til 10. Just have to make it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:46:59 2017 No.8767719 kek you losers are pathetic >waaah my first world white people problems, I need to drink all day :( Kill you'reselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:47:58 2017 No.8767723 File: 23 KB, 500x307, Alec-Baldwin-Glengarry-Glen-Ross[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8766826 >24 >preferably animated you're an adult that wants to watch a cartoon? watch glengarry glenross you pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:50:36 2017 No.8767735 >>8767306 how about just one and drink it slowly. ought to be enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:54:43 2017 No.8767750 >>8767719 You legit sound like a child in a playground. /ck/ is shit since /co/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:55:22 2017 No.8767754 >>8767719 >Kill you'reselves That's what I'm doing you top dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 00:56:31 2017 No.8767759 >>8766826 >preferably animated thanks for bringing your cultural marxism to the last good board on 4chan, /co/

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 01:00:30 2017 No.8767780 >>8767759 top kek Why is everyone such a manchild these days?

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 01:19:20 2017 No.8767873

>>8767780
Why are you posting here? You're just a pest, it's embarrassing watching the virgin bratrage in /ck/ of late. You've got people here in their 30's, 40's, 50's, we're not interested in your 'my dad is better than your dad' mentality. Go buy some sweets and play with your action figures.
Fucking April 1st. It infected the board with /b/-tier shit. Imma go hang out at the bar for a week and hope it dies down. Peace al/ck/ regs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 01:27:54 2017 No.8767900 >>8767873 Who are you actually speaking for? why would a fucking drunk like me give a shit how old you alcoholic pieces of shit are? fuck off to the bar and choke on yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 01:29:47 2017 No.8767901 File: 42 KB, 598x448, IMG_0152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8767900

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:02:08 2017 No.8768161
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>19 days sober
>noticing digestion issues i didn't have when guzzling 40s and pints of vodka all of the time
>uncomfortable bloating followed by demon-breath gas at night
>weak shits, sometimes non-existent, even with powerful dose of coffee in the morning

are these signs of some lasting damage? colon issues? i never had dark shits or bowel control problems when drinking, though a few times over the years of being wicked drunk and going to the toilet for a huge dump were jubilant.

i miss my diuretic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:03:46 2017 No.8768164 >>8767780 because of the jewish agenda

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:08:07 2017 No.8768173 Frozen

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:10:32 2017 No.8768179 It was my 25th birthday on april 3rd. Happy birthday anon! I hope you could find some fun movies. I was alone as well but it's getting better. And it will get better for you, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:12:33 2017 No.8768186 So infinity chans suicide board is dead, where can I go now? Alternatively, would you hypothetically get drunk before doing partial suspension hanging?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:50:30 2017 No.8768239 >>8768186 Talk to us, anon. Let us know what's going on, we're here to help whenever you need it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 03:52:52 2017 No.8768243 >>8768186 do a flip

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:00:21 2017 No.8768258

>>8768243
hehe, no tall buildings around

>>8768239
nothing much really, it's just I'm too much of a loser and that's why I'm ashamed to live. I'd rather die than live with what I am and have become, I see it as a re-roll in an RPG. It's arrogant and narcissistic, but I just want better than I got, I tried to change and work to improve myself, but so much depends on who you were born.
Now, I don't feel sadness or any other strong emotion and that's why I think I finally have a chance to succeed. I'd drink, but I'm afraid it would make me not give a shit and I would chicken out for now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:21:53 2017 No.8768296 >>8768258 You know that when you reroll, you're maxed by your current stats, and you spawn in India? It's not the best server to play Outside, way overcrowded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 04:26:28 2017 No.8768302 >>8768296 Are you telling me that I will never poo in loo again if I off myself? Well that changes things, thanks for saving me, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 06:13:38 2017 No.8768466 >Had to take a test in topological vector spaces class >Couldn't drink or do sudokus yesterday God damn it, why can't I just have money so I could do sudokus and listen to tunes and drink all day without having to worry about this

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 06:20:18 2017 No.8768480 File: 412 KB, 1540x950, mellow-corn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any of you guys ever have moonshine? How close would pic related taste?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 06:41:22 2017 No.8768527 File: 1.10 MB, 2011x2000, 1473188645588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8766826 Taxi driver Lost in Translation (with Reddit Murray) Drive

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:48:13 2017 No.8768667 >>8768186 All of infinity is down atm, has been hacked on April 1st, should be up again soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:55:00 2017 No.8768682 File: 183 KB, 1280x692, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ddongpari

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 07:58:10 2017 No.8768688 >>8768667 Some boards are already up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:04:45 2017 No.8768708 >>8768688 (check) Yes but posting is disabled so they're all in the same state as they were 3 days ago. To stay on-topic I recommend the movies "Shrink" and "K-PAX"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:21:32 2017 No.8768746 >tfw didn't feel like walking to the liquor store and turned back halfway I'll be pissed off for the next 4 hours, all because I'm too lazy to fuel my addiction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 08:35:15 2017 No.8768773 File: 264 KB, 850x350, IMG_0146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8768746 There's a place from 6am to 9pm literally 20 seconds from my bed, and a 24hr place 3 mins walk away. Feelsconvenientman.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:11:11 2017 No.8768836 Dealing with withdrawals. Heart Rate is super annoying, trying to get sober. How do I deal with it outside of more alcohol?

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:13:36 2017 No.8768839

So after a nearly 50 day streak of sobriety, I went out with a group of friends yesterday and got pretty drunk. And you know what? Nothing bad happened. I enjoyed about 6-7 drinks. Felt like shit from being hungover. And have no urge or craving to keep drinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:18:35 2017 No.8768852 >>8768836 Benzos will help a LOT. Weed might help a bit. That aside, nothing, you just have to hope to not die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 09:28:00 2017 No.8768871 >>8768852 I'm not that far into being an al/ck that I'm worried about dying. My only symptoms ever have been just the heart rate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:24:59 2017 No.8769030 >move to US for University >suddenly underage I want to die.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:35:35 2017 No.8769061 >>8769030 Looks like you'll have to make some friends and take up social drinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 10:37:34 2017 No.8769068 >>8769030 I've been there, I just drank a lot of energy drinks and went to as many parties as possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 15:21:17 2017 No.8770074 I can't even drink properly anyomre. My stomach urts too much to drink fast enough. :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:08:51 2017 No.8770253 I like to mix cheap tequila with energy drinks, preferably off-brand but recently Monster because it's what's available and red bull is a little saltier and twice the price. Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:16:45 2017 No.8770284 first time poster here gonna make this my main general starting now started drinking everyday since last week gonna keep doin that until an hero so why are you an alcohol anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:29:04 2017 No.8770332 >>8770284 Life is trash is why. I've been NEET for 10 years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:41:02 2017 No.8770378 >>8770332 >neet sounds like you're a pussy ass nigger

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:43:05 2017 No.8770383
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>>8770284
Became convinced aged 15 that I had cancer. Told mobilelard, concluded (before the Internet) that I had a year to live. Went nuts, drank a lot, did a lot of drugs, commit a lot of petty crimes, got kicked out of the family home aged 16, bought a car for £30, lived in that for eight months - all the while drunk, and driving with no license. Arrested for drink-driving, arrested for 100 other things, took precisely 0 exams, so I moved in with a friend, left on his sofa. In that time, learned how to use computers (back in the late 90's when nobody knew how to use the Internet or even what it was) and built porn sites. Moved into my own place hundreds of miles away from home, shit area, got involved with dodgy people; criminal gangs and the like, became addicted to crack and heroin. Couldn't stand that lifestyle anymore, moved again to a different area, by this point I've made enough money from the sites to buy my own house, began daytrading, selling on eBay and some other online stuff, found 4chan in 2007, posted daily, found this thread, posted this.
Legit my life story. Missed a few instances of violence against me, stabbings, robberies, hospitals, police, loving and losing her, drug-related stuff and some other crazy shit, but that's my last 23 years in a nutshell. I've been drunk constantly the entire time, but for 3 inconsequential, barely relevant sober gaps which were never gonna last.
Brb chugging like fuck. I'm depressed now having just typed that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:45:49 2017 No.8770393 >>8770383 >mobilelard *nobody Wtf man. Autocorrect you crayzay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:48:11 2017 No.8770402 >>8770383 I don't understand the issue. You own a home and make "sit at a computer" money. You completely stabilized at a younger age than most people here after a horrific childhood. See a doctor, get lexapro and stop whining faggot

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:52:10 2017 No.8770418
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>>8770402
I've seen just about every Doc in the county, fuck all helps. I earn sod all now, I sold my sites, I'm just getting into more and more debt. Plus I'm going blind n' shizzle due to alcohol-induced brain lesions, and have maybe a decade to live. Worst of all, I lost 'her'. Sobriety can get fucked and so sir, can you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:53:02 2017 No.8770423 >>8770383 since I'm new and don't know if this is pasta or not sounds like you're a sociopath maybe you should consult a psychatrist ever thought about that? all in all it sounds like you know your shit you're obviously smart

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:55:24 2017 No.8770431 nvm this >>8770423 havent read >>8770418 well try replacing the alck with some benzos (worst advice ever but fuck it)

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 16:59:41 2017 No.8770445

>>8770431
Addicted to both benzos and booze right now, anon.
I think I could kick them if I really wanted to. Problem is that I really don't want to. Sober life is fucking awful.
Imma get me a doge soon. A German shepherd pupper. I think the responsibility of owning such an awesome dogger might provide some much needed motivation, so maybe just maybe I'll live to see 50.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:07:50 2017 No.8770478

>>8770445
listen man motivation is for fucking pussies
discipline and self dominance is the key
you have to force yourself to do normie shit and take care of yourself etc.
booze and drugs are just blue pills for the weak (i'm the one to speak)
make a plan to solve your current plans and fucking stick to it
i know the feel when you lose (her)
there is still hope if you try
shit man you're old you should know this shit
just
fucking
dominate
the shit
out of yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:08:52 2017 No.8770484 >>8770478 current problem* (debt and shit)

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:20:14 2017 No.8770522
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>>8767657
I like this. Been wanting to watch some of the older ones like Pinocchio or however the fuck you spell it. cause of the music. Ive always looked up what genre it was but I can never find out what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:21:14 2017 No.8770530 >>8767686 Do you work? Ive always wanted to wake up early and drink all day long after a gym sesh but I can never get myself to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:23:00 2017 No.8770533 hit it pretty hard the last couple of days. Haven't done anything all day but nap and watch shitty comedy movies. At least I made some eggs and feel a lot better, now I just gotta chug down some water

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 17:27:18 2017 No.8770544 >>8770522 Check out Phantasia. Pretty comfy as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 18:38:55 2017 No.8770868 I haven't had anything to drink since Saturday. When will the cravings become unbearable?

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:08:54 2017 No.8771012

>>8768466
Are you getting paid to take maths tests?

>>8768839
Yeah, it's not obvious, it's sneaky.
You drink once, it's OK.
You do it again in a month. And again. And slowly you go back to how you became an alkie in the first time, only faster. Only takes a few weeks, months maybe.
Each time you fall of the wagon you fall harder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:10:26 2017 No.8771022 job interview tomorrow may go in slightly drunk

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 19:57:42 2017 No.8771242 File: 31 KB, 500x374, 1465567670957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how about some drinking songs, fellas? Whiskey Before Breakfast https://youtu.be/wNLHnmj4GDU

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:04:07 2017 No.8771266
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>>8768302
You'll probably end up the scum who dive into the loo to search the poo for loo(t)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/indiahome/indianews/article-3017118/Our-future-lies-dirt-Meet-sweepers-filter-gold-dust-India-s-sewers-sell-local-jewellers.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:06:53 2017 No.8771285 >>8770253 so 4 loko but tequila, interesting

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:24:57 2017 No.8771369 >>8771022 Don't senpai, do it for yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:27:28 2017 No.8771382 >>8771369 its hard man..

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:28:16 2017 No.8771387 >>8768527 Paths of Glory is so fucking good, it may be my favorite war movie of all time. Not an alcoholic tho.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:41:31 2017 No.8771448 File: 83 KB, 479x709, 1482960746043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm certain beer is absolute piss and anyone saying otherwise is a peer pressure victim. What might convince otherwise?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:42:13 2017 No.8771452 >>8771448 not being such a cunt about it im not saying you need to try beer im just saying not to be a fag about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:54:21 2017 No.8771513 >>8771452 Are you talking about the piss or the peer pressure part? Also if you're feeling generous enough to share your knowledge about beer with an insipid homo-cunt, then be my guest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 20:57:51 2017 No.8771529 >>8771448 When you get older, you'll change your mind Bitterness becomes more appealing when you age

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Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:06:25 2017 No.8771566

>>8771529
The funny thing is, I enjoy bitter things more than sweeter, softer things. Like rye over bourbon and 90% dark chocolate over milk chocolate. Posting here, I was hoping that "experts" could give me some brands to try, because honestly, I feel like I'm missing out, having judged beer by the few brands that I tried.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:10:23 2017 No.8771586 >>8771566 Beer is localized We can't give you brands because it depends on where you are. Try wheat beers. Or anything called a "red" Pretty much avoid anything called a "lager". Those are the stereotypical "piss beers"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:15:11 2017 No.8771614 >>8771586 I'm in switzerland btw, so maybe I can try some german brands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:21:46 2017 No.8771650 >>8766826 Grave of the fireflies

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 21:23:05 2017 No.8771655 >>8771012 No I'm getting paid a bit to be in uni

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:15:52 2017 No.8771872 First drink in 3 days. This whiskey tastes nice. Planning on taking it easy tonight, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:22:32 2017 No.8771910 Just kicked a jameson habit because I was pissing off everyone around me, what can I substitute it for to not hate those people I stopped drinking for

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:25:09 2017 No.8771927 >>8771910 If you stopped drinking for others you'll start back up again, possibly blaming it on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:29:45 2017 No.8771960 >>8770383 always interesting to hear from you, sounds like you've had quite a life, even if it's been a shit one, sorry your last attempt at sobriety didn't take chugging along with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:32:28 2017 No.8771979 >>8771927 Eh, I'm gonna try my hardest to stop. I'm a week sober and that's the plan for the definite future just looking for something to keep my brain busy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:38:19 2017 No.8772014 >>8771910 >>8771979 sunflower seeds, dip, vaping, video games, dare I say it.. exercise?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:40:32 2017 No.8772029 whoever recommended high west rye fuck you. it's complete shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:40:44 2017 No.8772030 >>8772014 Already vape, video games and somewhat excersize. all in all my life isn't bad just kinda boring. Alcohol just kinda felt like adult time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:41:19 2017 No.8772032 >>8766826 Perfect Blue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:42:13 2017 No.8772037 Puked in the parking lot of the liquor from last nights hangover, counted change to buy 2 40ozs now im drinking. In my room since my parents are in the living room and hate to see me drink, even at 30 years old.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:50:29 2017 No.8772066 >>8772037 How's the job search going anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:51:18 2017 No.8772072 >>8772066 I work 2 days a week at a gas station, my parents pay almost everything so thats just booze and vidya money

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:52:06 2017 No.8772078 >>8772072 you should consider giving them some of that money while getting a actual job.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:52:49 2017 No.8772082 >>8772078 they dont insist I do. plus they are happy im working now, prior to this i wasnt for 4 years.

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 22:58:47 2017 No.8772107
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>>8771382
Not the dude who told you not to but don't do it dude I agree with him. People can tell when you've been drinking. If you have to take a shot or 2 but no more and make sure your breathe is fresh dude. I turned in an application one time smelling like vodka cause id been drinking since 8am and I'm pretty sure it was obvious. Didnt get a call back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:00:01 2017 No.8772114 >>8772107 i drink before work, airplane shots of fireball in the parking lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:04:40 2017 No.8772143 >>8772114 If you think you can handle it to calm your nerves then feel free but don't fuck up a good opportunity. Ive been there. Drank 3 months straight at my job until I could tell people noticed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:05:50 2017 No.8772148 >>8772143 did u get fired? or did they offer to put u in a program?

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:09:36 2017 No.8772163
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>>8772148
I'm still there. But I'm not at a fortune 500 company just a shift lead nothing special since we went franchise. Everyone at my job is either smoking weed or drinking. I smoked in my freezer one time and the opener caught it before my gm showed up and let it air out. Drank in the parking lot one time with my team and we got trashed. No manager knows

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:12:46 2017 No.8772181 >>8772163 I work in shitty retail with even worse customers and lazy co workers. I get a fountain soda from out machine and fill it up with booze and drink it during my shift

Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:20:45 2017 No.8772209
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jager redesigned their bottle, noticed it and fell for the marketing and bought some.

damn I forgot how much I love this twizzler shit, it's too bad I'm too poor to buy it on the reg

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:22:34 2017 No.8772219 >>8772209 >he doesn't mix it with redbull

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:23:30 2017 No.8772222 >>8772219 I ain't about that life. It tastes good on its own without the heart palpitations.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 4 23:35:15 2017 No.8772288 >>8768527 Gattaca is fucking perfection, I needed to see that movie to become the man I am today.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 00:33:00 2017 No.8772498
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>>8772181
Been told to stay away from retail, i work in soft foods I guess haha. I haven't been down to do that in almost a year. Getting close to it but I want to get in shape before I say fuck this job and start drinking and hoe around with my co workers

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>>8772209
Got shit faced off of yager a few months ago and picked up an ex and tried to have sex with her. Eventually blacked out. Says I kicked her out in some random spot and left. Dont remember getting home or most of that night

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:17:14 2017 No.8772613 >

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:32:34 2017 No.8772647 >>8766826 Heat Happy birthday mate, I hope you'll have a great day/night

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:33:13 2017 No.8772648 >>8772503 God this wojak makes me uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:34:35 2017 No.8772653 there's a new Louis CK special on netflix I got drunk tonight even though I didn't mean to Maybe we can watch it at the same time :^p

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>>8772653
I got drunk to without meaning to. Just felt like it and got drunk after a few days not drinking. Burned myself when my baby momma heard the cans in my back while I tried to sneak my water out cause I was thirsty. Now she put my 4 mike hards and 2 old empty gentleman jacks in my living for my family to find in the morning. Hate my life bros.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:45:50 2017 No.8772675 >>8772670 Can't sayt \I fully understand what you're saying man She left your dirty bottles out for your family to find? Nobody should be tied down by a "babty momma"

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:46:26 2017 No.8772676

>>8770868

around the time you meet up with your friends and they all go out, but you remember that you are "done drinking" as of x day, so you go home...

2 hours later you've tried reading, exercising, and watching a movie but you are fantastically BORED. Nothing seems to excite you. The old video games you used to play are dogshit.

Your buddy calls you up and he and your friends are hammered. They call you a pussy a couple of times. You laugh and hang up.

Then you remember the night that made you "hang it up". You got shitfaced at a bar. You threw a punch at the bartender for serving another person before you. After getting 86'd your girlfriend texts you that she is fucking one of your other friends you knew from highschool, its over, you guess. Your buddy sends you a message saying you were a wild man.

So you move to the next bar. You sit down. Its 30 minutes to closing. You order two drinks and just stare at them. You give one of the drinks away.

You remember that you used to live close to this bar. You down the drink and leave. You walk to where you used to live. You fucked someone there, maybe multiple people. You open the unlocked window and crawl in. Thankfully, no one is there.

You wake up - you feel like dogshit. You immediately puke all over the floor. Then you remember everything from the night. You made a fucking fool of yourself. Your girlfriend [has] been getting slammed. Thats it you say, over and over. You want to be alone. You might even want to die.

Two days later your friends go out for drinks. They tell you that the bartender was being a dick anyway. They tell you everything was fine, that you were overreacting. They even say that you were hysterical. They go out... maybe its not so bad to be drunk after all.

That, is when it becomes unbearable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:48:39 2017 No.8772680 >>8772675 Sorry dude I'm buzzing right now trying to figure shit out. She left my empty cans in my living room and empty bottles of gentlemen Jack for my family to find in the morning cause she's pissed cause im drinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:50:27 2017 No.8772683 File: 29 KB, 627x627, C__Data_Users_DefApps_AppData_INTERNETEXPLORER_Temp_Saved_Images_1449317462422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8772676 Fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:50:31 2017 No.8772684 >>8772676 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TBycAw0IMf

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:52:07 2017 No.8772687 >>8772680 You're not "buzzing" if you can't take care of yourself. Clean that shit up if you don't wnat your family to see it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 01:59:40 2017 No.8772711 >>8772687 I did man. I told my bro. He came and helped me. We got a bag and put everything in it and hid it

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:04:49 2017 No.8772724 Have you guys ever invented a cocktail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:09:50 2017 No.8772735 I love you guys. Look out for yourselves.l, okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:24:13 2017 No.8772777 >>8772735 Love you to bro. Look out for yourself as well.listening to wait for me by kings of Leon. Check it out. Feels good man."Take a shot for the pain,one in the rain"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:28:15 2017 No.8772789 >>8772777 Speaking of good lyrics, "one drink to remember and another to forget"

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 02:58:44 2017 No.8772852 >>8772789 Never heard it until now but fuck it was good. Thank you for that

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:02:04 2017 No.8772867 never drinking agian

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:05:08 2017 No.8772879
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I lost all my friends in 2015. All of them. Somebody explained to me that the root of my downfall was that I was a Gen X-er trying to hang with millennials and those two groups can not and will not get along.

Nowadays I throw my money at casinos and hard liquor because I truly no longer give a fuck. I have an okay job and I do okay there but after work it's just me. And I use a Raspberry Pi for browsing so there's not even a fan noise. Just this eerie quiet as my old crew is somewhere not giving a shit about me. It's just surreal how you can be completely and utterly erased from existence by simple fate alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:13:09 2017 No.8772892 >>8772879 hit me right in the feels. sorry anon

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:13:27 2017 No.8772894

>>8772879
I made a friend at work and that was going okay. But then his wife started working there and I could immediately tell she didn't much care for me. So I fucked off. It didn't matter.

Now when they both see me in the Hallway they mutter "Hey, let's go that way." and they will literally take a detour just to avoid getting within one hundred feet of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:33:17 2017 No.8772933 >>8772852 Yeah, DMB is good for feels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 03:37:42 2017 No.8772944 >>8772879 Something must of happened. What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:24:05 2017 No.8773027 >>8766826 Shigatsu wa kimi no uso ef - A tale of memories Clannad AnoHana Little Busters

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:32:17 2017 No.8773050

>>8772944
A sociopath happened.

I had been warned about this particular person by somebody and I didn't listen. Even as far as getting annoyed because they were saying bad things about the individual in question.

This person then decided they didn't like/grew bored of me and decided that the group dynamic should be: group + them - me.

What followed was some psyops style gaslighting and shit talking behind my back to drive a wedge between me and the others. What is horrifying about this is you can see it happening, see the Dio Brando wannabe up to absolutely no good. But they are so charismatic, so... Professional about it there is nothing you can do. Every time you try and call them out it's just spun to make you look worse and alienate you further. And they get what they want so easily it's like it's no challenge.

Finally I lashed out at them on Skype and it was used to punctuate the narrative that I was the toxic one. That was the 'kill shot' and I had made it so easy I hate myself.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 04:38:35 2017 No.8773067

>>8768871
Google around for any drugs that are OTC in your jurisdiction that list bradycardia as a symptom.

Kava could help with withdrawals somewhat.

Aspirin might help since less viscous blood presumably means less load at rest, but avoid if you plan to drink. Entirely speculation though.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 06:28:56 2017 No.8773332

>>8773050
Well fuck. That sucks.

Have you ever thought your crew was a bunch of arseholes for falling into that? I'd say that you deserve better friends, but that's a bit too much. Let's just say you deserve other friends.

Your story made me think of Misfits, the TV show. It's not really related, maybe in one episode there is something similar. But it's a good show. Good to watch while drinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 08:03:22 2017 No.8773492 Lost job and friends. Hate myself and need to change! 3 days without drinking this day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:15:08 2017 No.8773666 Is it even possible to have a good fap while drunk?

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:41:01 2017 No.8773734

>>8773666
Yes, I always fap while drunk and I last much longer (around 30 min i think), as opposed to the usual 5-10 min, and it's also much more enjoyable
I often end up with cuts and scrapes on my dick though, and I'm usually too drunk to care about the blood and the pain so I guess I'll end up with a lot of scars

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:49:50 2017 No.8773767 >>8768173 Yes. This. It goes well with a drink. There's something about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 09:54:53 2017 No.8773785 File: 24 KB, 500x500, Skol_Vodka1.75-500x500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Violated PO, going to court today, going to probaly do 3 days in jail. Yolo.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:32:02 2017 No.8773930
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canadian whisky or jim beam?
help me decide on this sunny afternoon.

I'm not an alco, but I drink almost every day.
Sometimes I drink too much and then I go out, socialize with stragers, lose too much money, twist and shout, and the next day I remember almost nothing.
The good old party days are over but sometimes I find myself chasing that dragon. Without a real hope to catch it, just because.
So, canadian or bourbon, I have to act quite quick, because tomorrow's an early shift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 10:39:11 2017 No.8773963 >>8773666 This >>8773734 seems a bit exaggerated but I do tend to find that I've gripped too hard and have to let my dick sit in ice water to numb the pain after wards. Thats the tradeoff for indulging in darker shit without guilt I guess

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 12:49:49 2017 No.8774452
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Day 4, longest in several weeks.

My drinking song.
He's trying his best to understand the cause of his dismay.
But years of gin have broken him
And left him cold where he's fitted in.
But it's too late now to turn around and find another way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EklLaE2CNSo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 13:00:00 2017 No.8774485 >>8771960 Cheers anon. I'm nothing without muh Smirnoff. Almost 2 bottles down today, feeling great. I don't want to be sober. Chin chin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:11:31 2017 No.8774711 >>8770533 You may want to drink the water a bit more slowly so it doesn't pass through you so quickly. Still drink plenty of water though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 14:22:29 2017 No.8774742 >>8773930 Yeah, I used to party constantly for years. That time is definitely over for me as well but the drinking has remained. It's a different kind now though, not as crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:23:31 2017 No.8775267 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwv7Utcf-gM so. there's that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:33:20 2017 No.8775308 >>8767719 This guy has his shit to get her. 2/10 only replied cause I'm bored.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 16:42:29 2017 No.8775341

March was a pretty good month, sobriety-wise. Was able to socially drink one day and went back to sobriety no problem.
Then last week I visited my mom, found some old weed I cached there ages ago and had a few drinks while smoking it. Coming home I didn't stay sober, only 2 days that week.
At the moment the only motivation to not drink is to save it up for next week when my gf goes to visit her family over easter. I'm rarely ever completely by myself even though I enjoy it, so then I usually load up on beer, booze and weed and be the comfiest I can be for a few days.
>>8774485
Also cheers Smirnoff Bro.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:06:24 2017 No.8776024

>>8770868

After about a dozen times of trying not to drink and giving in anyway. It's less the craving each time, and more the boredom.

You need to decide if the boredom is worth the not waking up terrified, embarrassed, and sad. I think I keep getting closer to that point, but it's tough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:10:00 2017 No.8776044 >>8775267 Fuck, I'm scared to watch the whole thing. Everytime I want to scare myself into being more healthy I watch this doc btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:21:34 2017 No.8776093 >>8766826 The Star Wars saga viewing experience is improved greatly by watching the moves while drunk. Get to an AA meeting ASAP, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:42:55 2017 No.8776187 >>8776093 >watching the movies while drunk Yeah, it improves them enormously. Pot's better, but I live in a state where Tyrone will be my friend for 5 years because I had a couple joints.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 19:52:14 2017 No.8776219 >>8772676 good post

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:13:54 2017 No.8776301 >>8772879 That's pretty fucking metal dude. Maybe you should record a metal album.

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:26:41 2017 No.8776353

>>8773050
aw dude this sounds like exactly what happened to me a few years ago. even worse, i worked with the cunt so after i left that job she poisoned the well. next thing i knew i didn't have a single work reference for three years on my resume. that blew.

i'll drink one more for ya

Anonymous Wed Apr 5 20:58:47 2017 No.8776487

>>8772107
This. Just because nobody tells you that you seem like you've been drinking doesn't mean that they don't know it. It's harder to hide than y'all think. And it makes it too easy to walk around work drunk and think you're okay because everyone there knows you're drunk, but there hasn't been a reason to bring it up yet. I drank on the job for years and was a top performer until I got called out and quit that shit. I still drink but never at or before work and now that the cloud has cleared it's painfully obvious when I run into someone drinking on the job. It's embarrassing. It's obvious and awkward. Since I've been there I try to call them off to the side and help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 5 22:28:28 2017 No.8776839 >>8766826 Just got done going through a mild withdrawal (3 years of a pint a night). I feel so depressed and anxious (already had anxiety to begin with). How long does this shit last? Anyone have tips

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:09:19 2017 No.8777182 Rum and coked to the gills Unsatisfied About everything. Except for how much rum I have left to drink That's sufficient

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:13:44 2017 No.8777193

>>8776839
A pint of beer a night aint shit
Unless it's 40%
Then it's something
But who measures booze in pints?

Anyways 3 days is when the real shit starts
If you don't have DTs by then you won't.
And then it's over

The anxiety and depression and whatever you feel isn't withdrawal
It's anxiety on changing a habit
About being outside of your comfort zone

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:31:10 2017 No.8777257
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>tfw always had a slight despise of my biofather who wanted me aborted
>graduated college with an engineering degree that he pushed me to, after becoming a small part of my life
>can't get an engineering job around my hometown with my mom and (step)dad and friends
>if I move, I only want to move to the seclusion of somewhere like Montana or Alaska and live my days out
>nobody will even hire me out there
>stuck working for my biofather's company, as what amounts to an accounting assistant, through him nepotistically hiring me
>he's, frankly, weird as fuck
>hate working there, and only interact with 3 people a day
>my only joy in the day is cooking nice dinner for myself (after I lost the girl I thought I was going to marry and have our 5 children with), and drinking at night.

END ME.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:32:12 2017 No.8777261 >>8773666 >he doesn't know the fucking glory of a fap that is RIGHT on the edge of black-out but not there yet You last for a really good length of time, and you cum really fucking hard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:32:20 2017 No.8777262 >>8777193 Start eating edibles, you won't wanna drink at night then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:35:47 2017 No.8777276 >>8777193 I'm assuming he meant a pint of liquor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:37:01 2017 No.8777280 >>8777276 Who measures liquor in pints? My country does it in shots/"drinks"

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:39:57 2017 No.8777292

>>8777280
In the US, our liquor comes in 750mL bottles, as a standard size. This is referred to as a "fifth", meaning a "fifth of a gallon", as the two are roughly equivocal, and booze was sold in imperial units through the 70s at least.

The next unit down is typically 375 mL. This is referred to as a pint, in liquor speak. No, that is not a pint of liquid. BUT. Prior to the late 70s-ish, our liquor was sold in QUARTS, not PINTS. So a half of a quart is a pint. And the pint monicker stuck.

Sorry if that's hard to get. Due to changing liquor labels, we sell "pints" and "fifths", which aren't proper pints, or fifths of gallons.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:42:32 2017 No.8777301

>>8777292
Fuck that's complicated

Why not just do it in the shots/"drinks" system?

Like a shot (15ml) of 40% abv liquor is one shot
A beer is one equivalent and so is one glass of wine
Mixed drinks are made of parts of shots

A simple rum and coke is one shot of rum and one can, making the whole thing one shot's worth of liquor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:42:55 2017 No.8777303 >>8777292 It has to do with this brief push that was made in the 80s, I want to say (don't know exactly), to go metric, without all the sizes of containers dramatically changing.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 00:44:50 2017 No.8777310

>>8777301
When it comes down to drinking, we typically do our measuring in a "drinks" measurement. 1 12 oz beer ~ 1 shot ~ 1 glass of wine

Those odd measurements are not as odd as they seem. A "fifth" just means a 750 mL bottle of liquor. A pint just means a 375 mL bottle of liquor.

We call a 1.75 L bottle of liquor a handle.

All beer is measured in ounces here, and is pretty consistent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:33:42 2017 No.8777859 i wish everyone would just use the 'unit' quantifying method, so superior to all other methods. the number of units has by law to be printed on any booze product in england. http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/alcohol/Pages/alcohol-units.aspx

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:36:14 2017 No.8777861
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> *come home with a bottle of whisky*
> mom: 'how much are you going to drink?'
> me: I don't known. Until I fall asleep.
Do I have a problem, or does she just not know what she's talking about. I only do this once or twice every other week, and I down some where between 1/3rd and 2/3rds of a bottle in a night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:52:14 2017 No.8777904 >>8777859 It has to be printed in most countries, it just doesn't clearly convey the amount of liquid in conversation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 03:52:45 2017 No.8777907 >>8777861 >mom

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:10:54 2017 No.8777949
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>>8777861
The amount is not that much by our al/ck/ standards, and not very often. But the idea of drinking alone until you fall asleep is the red flag if anything ( for me ).

How old are you?
Also depends on what age you are, if you're young it's probably going to become more and more.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 04:40:01 2017 No.8778007

>be weekend before last
>saturday evening time for drinking
>arrive awake and sick as fuck withdrawaling on thursday morning
>fuuuuck me again?
>go through blaster-master withdrawal from the 6 750ml's I some how obtained and drank in four days
>tell boss monday I'm going to get a mental health eval
>choose outpatient treatment
>go in to work tuesday with this news
>you should check into disability, basically no worky worky

fucking really done a shit this time, guess it's time to kick this binge shit... before I go homeless

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:20:08 2017 No.8778058 >>8768527 >no Raging Bull This is absolutely the most egregious oversight, and this list is FACTUALLY incomplete without it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:49:36 2017 No.8778234 >>8766826 Thank you for smoking will cheer you up, so will a good Cohen bros movie

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:58:50 2017 No.8778536 >>8778007 Well you should at least try to keep your job. But I have been noticing that my benders went from something fun and fairly short to longer and more destructive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:03:46 2017 No.8778549 no work tomorrow, chance to get extra fucked up. was actually hungover at work today despite only drinking ~400ml of bourbon.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:09:12 2017 No.8778565

>>8769030
Find a shitty Arab/Bangladeshi etc. grocery store. You know what I mean, with the alcohol in the front on shelves, no lock or counter. The ones where some 17 year old is sitting in the back on his phone just in view and runs to the till to check out your shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:10:16 2017 No.8778568 >>8769030 >>8778565 Also, if there's a sign about the legal age anywhere in sight, don't bother. Just make a friend who's 21 desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:13:11 2017 No.8778575 >>8766826 watch the new louis ck netflix special, its hilarious

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:16:57 2017 No.8778579 >>8777310 >>8777301 In Canada we call a pint of liquor a mickey, and 750 ml we call a "two-six",

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:27:08 2017 No.8778592 >>8778579 Your country never fails to make me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:58:51 2017 No.8778647 >>8778579 Anyone with a dui is banned for life from ever entering Canada. The fuck, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:21:54 2017 No.8778696 >>8776839 Im in the exact same boat and that sucks. I guess a few monthes?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:31:51 2017 No.8778719 Which bourbon should I buy lads? >Jim Beam White £13 >Bulleit £22 >Buffalo Trace £18 >Makers Mark £30 >Woodford Reserve £25 >Jim Beam Double Oak £20 >Wild Turkey 81 £23 >Jim Beam Devils Cut £16 >Old Forester £23

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:33:55 2017 No.8778724 >>8778592 Canada anon here go to lcbo with gf im getting a 26 of vodka babe okay! get back into car with her I thought we were getting a 26 of beer who the fuck sells 26 packs lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:37:50 2017 No.8778742 >>8778719 Jack Daniel's

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:39:21 2017 No.8778751 >>8766826 >>8778575 I'm sorry for posting this OP, it was actually just bait. It's not hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:40:55 2017 No.8778758 >>8778647 Not for life, just until you complete rehab. And it keeps you degenerates off of clean Canadian streets

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:15:59 2017 No.8779054 >>8777301 Where I come from and everywhere I have been a shot is 20ml. You see the problem? American measurements are odd as a metric Euro but I think I can handle it by now.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:15:56 2017 No.8779246

>>8766826
>told wife I'd quit drinking
>staying up for night shift (work a rotating schedule) so buy a case and drink them while watching netflix on my shitty laptop in my toolshed
>she goes out to the shed for god knows what reason the next day
>finds the empties I left out there the other night

She's pretty fucking pissed right now and all I want is another drink that I can't have.

If you say you're gonna quit, don't try and hide it, just fucking quit.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:31:32 2017 No.8779299

>>8778719
Buffalo Trace is great quality for the money (definitely worth the 5 dollar hike from Beam White). Bulleit is the next step up, really good stuff. I don't really like Maker's Mark myself but YMMV. Whatever you do, never buy Wild Turkey that isn't 101.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:35:18 2017 No.8779530

>>8777301
>>8779054

In America, though, a shot is 1.5oz, ~50ml, and MAYBE in some places 1oz, which is 30ml

The problem with the "standard drinks" system is that most countries have some different standard of it. In Britain I think it's 25ml of 40%abv, in America it's nearly double that. And now you guys are talking 15ml and 20ml?
You can measure it all in ml, but converting those ml into "standard drinks" is folly. A pint of beer is like 2.5 British units of alcohol!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:56:19 2017 No.8779615 File: 533 KB, 1000x667, mjhnbhjbniljk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8779246 Real addicts hide everything... Not sure if that's good or bad....

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:51:32 2017 No.8779819

>>8779530
I'm the 20ml shot guy and I agree with you. Hell, the units even differ betwenn UK and Ireland, it's really stupid.
If any measurement would make sense it would be ml of pure alcohol but that's highly impractical (since almost nobody drinks stuff abouve 40% abv).
Speaking of higher than 40% abv
>all out of alc one night
>remember gf bought a 0.5L bottle of 96% booze from Poland to make Limoncello with
>account for the difference in strength when mixing
>halfway through the 3rd drink feel drunk af, movement impaired like it was my first binge
That stuff is downright evil but a good explanation of all those polish/russian fail compilations on YT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 15:58:58 2017 No.8779846 >>8768480 depends on how it was made. I had a home batch that tasted almost sweet after the burn was over, and one that tasted like a punch in the throat. Either way, you should just try it. You can't ever tell what stupid shit you will or won't like.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:45:50 2017 No.8780246

All the places near me were closed, so I went to a store around 30 minutes away. I figured one bottle of cheap tequila would get me to the morning when everything opens again. Usually it would, but whatever this "limited edition" shit is, it's fucking awful.

I don't want to waste it, so what can I mix it with that's cheap and will mask the taste?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:51:34 2017 No.8780268 >>8767416 go on m8 well done

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:55:56 2017 No.8780280 File: 51 KB, 250x313, IMG_0212.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sipping on some muscadine wine a friend made. Also, I have been in AA for two years and claim that much sobriety but get drunk every 90 days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:58:03 2017 No.8780291 I just sold my guitar so I could buy two bottles of vodka. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:58:38 2017 No.8780294 >>8768527 >women will never understand 5 or 6 of our lasses favourite films - Zulu, apoc.now, falling down,good bad and the ugly,master and commander(but she fancies russell I think cos she likes gladiator a lot too).But she likes shitty romcoms too...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 17:59:42 2017 No.8780300 >>8768871 smack

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:03:58 2017 No.8780320 >>8780291 You have officially failed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:25:57 2017 No.8780396 dropped university, lost my job, lost all my friends, recently lost gf too, and now I just realized that soon I won't be able to afford alcohol anymore welp lads, it's been fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 18:56:04 2017 No.8780528 >>8770445 don't get a dog man, you will neglect it if youve been drunk since forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:05:30 2017 No.8780590 >>8769030 FUCK IM IN THE SAME SITUATION, i just want some cigs and vodka, fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 19:42:36 2017 No.8780817 I am getting through this evening without tobacco or alcohol if it kills me, fuck

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:01:21 2017 No.8780905

>>8768836
kinda gotta white knuckle it, mostly. If your only real symptoms though is the heart rate then that's not too bad (I know it sucks, but comparatively speaking). If you don't have to be at work/school/other commitments, I'd recommend just getting some benadryl and take a couple of those to just sleep through it. Get some Gatorade, some soft food to eat, and just kinda settle in. I fucking hate withdrawal symptoms, even the minor ones...they're fucking scary and the mental game is the worst part. Good luck man, I promise you it does pick up and get better. Just stay strong through the withdrawals and never forget how awful they make you feel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:16:14 2017 No.8780969 >>8780291 dude you should have at least pawned it. You get less money but at least you can get it back once you have money again. I've done this, if I'd sold my guitar I'd feel such regret once the booze was gone

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:45:01 2017 No.8781068 >>8772894 geez man, that sucks. any idea why the wife hates you so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 20:53:52 2017 No.8781087 >>8773666 >>8773734 I hate fapping while drunk. I end up feeling like I have to piss for the next 20 minutes...I think I irritate my urethra or something from gripping too hard or rubbing too much due to lost sensation from the alcohol. Fucking sucks.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:11:18 2017 No.8781144

>>8779819
Baguette mother of metre here.
10g of ethanol ('bout 11ml) is half a pint (250ml) of light beer (aka "default beer" in bars), a wine glass (125ml) of wine, same with appetitive and digestives. Doesn't work well with anglo binge drinking practices. And drinking two units of alcohol puts an adult male above the legal driving limit.
It's used in France, not sure if it's used anywhere else. There must be places that use 10ml though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:20:52 2017 No.8781170 >>8781087 Wash your dick with warm water right before you fap. It will prevent this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 21:45:38 2017 No.8781238 >>8781087 I have that when I piss soon after fapping. Happened after sex with grill too. It's not in the penis, it's in whatever sphincter muscle holds piss in the bladder. >>8781170 I'll try I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:05:11 2017 No.8781282 >>8773666 I don't even think about it when i'm drunk, I do get some sort of gaba rebound effect on my sex drive in the morning when i'm hungover. I crave porn when I wake up involuntarily at 3-4am then I pass out again after a beer/bowl of weed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:30:25 2017 No.8781334 >>8780817 same here brotha. I don't smoke cigarettes but it's been well over a week since I had a non-drinking day. Shit has wrecked my digestive system :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 22:35:41 2017 No.8781349 >>8780280 kys hypocrite

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:15:03 2017 No.8781473

>>8780246
if you've got orange juice then you can make the world's shittiest tequila sunrise

or just grab a bunch of limes/lemons and honey and power through it

when my sister and I were still in high school we had the bright idea to make jello shots with unflavored gelatin and cheap tequila and that shit tasted like cold fucking wax

I ended up just drowning it in lime juice and honey and choking it down with a spoon

never again lads, never again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:24:23 2017 No.8781514 >>8772676 >city people I don't identify with a single sentence of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:37:50 2017 No.8781561 I need hobbies. Got drunk last night and now with the day off it's only 1:37 pm, I've no longer got a hangover and am bored as fuck and feel like drinking again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:42:54 2017 No.8781570 >>8781334 Good luck man, hang in there

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:44:39 2017 No.8781572

>>8781561
>I need hobbies

unless your living environment is fucking spotless, you're a decent enough cook to keep yourself fed, and you do some kind of physical activity every day, no you most certainly do not

alternatively, take up homebrewing/home distilling

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 23:49:56 2017 No.8781583 >>8778758 >a fucking leaf

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:01:34 2017 No.8781610 >>8766826 I like spirited away. It might make you a tad depressed if you're drunk and alone tho.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:06:27 2017 No.8781626 >>8777861 if you're regularly passing out drunk in front of your mom you've got more than one problem

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 00:50:21 2017 No.8781781 killllllllllllllllllllllllll me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:32:58 2017 No.8781862 >>8773050 you should move and get a new job and force yourself into a new situation using what you've learnt. worked for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:36:17 2017 No.8781872 >>8766826 just finished 2 cans of monster with vodka and now a liter of orange juice with vodka, my gf is suck a cunts my friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:39:18 2017 No.8781874 >>8780590 >cigs the legal age for smoking in the us is 18 iirc

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 01:40:34 2017 No.8781877 >>8781561 >13:37

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:01:17 2017 No.8781929 >>8781874 21 depending on if you live in a liberal shithole aka NY or certain places in MA. Maybe other states too. If any of you niggers want to quit without withdrawal, look into tapering off. It works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:02:52 2017 No.8781932 >>8781781 Me first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:54:39 2017 No.8782053 >>8780246 Vodka

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 02:55:46 2017 No.8782055 >>8781473 I have a box of lime Jell-O, think that will deal with some of it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:15:48 2017 No.8782401 >>8781872 least she didn't leave you like all the girls that tried to fix me

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:20:14 2017 No.8782407 >>8767212 <Talks about people not knowing how greentext <Doesn't have the post number he's referencing in his post BugsBunnyWtf.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:20:42 2017 No.8782409 >>8766826 21st birthday this month what should I celebrate with. I've had shit jack+Coke and mntDew+vodka but I mean good shit. Don't have the palette for it so I wouldnt know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 06:33:01 2017 No.8782426 >>8782409 If you start buying bum wine now, you'll probably have money for buumwine when you need it to not get the shakes and heeby jeebys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:20:25 2017 No.8782499 >tfw I keep drinking more and more drank a liter of wine and 8 beers last night, getting kind of tired of this t_b_h but I don't even really feel bad this morning

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:45:17 2017 No.8782514 >>8782409 >palette

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 07:47:09 2017 No.8782520 @8782407 Fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:20:55 2017 No.8782640 >>8782514 Yeaaaaaaaa once you get to a certain point that doesn't make much difference anymore...that's when you start resorting to the $10< plastic vodka bottles

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:27:22 2017 No.8782644 >>8782640 so jealous of American liquor prices. I was blowing about $1000/week at our leaf liquor stores when I was really really bad tfw a fifth costs $30

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:42:34 2017 No.8782668 how did you guys transition from being drinkers to alcoholics? think I might be going own those paths.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:49:02 2017 No.8782677 File: 2.27 MB, 360x270, 1488858144421.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8773785 Just got relased and back home. Hello al/ck/ies

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 09:53:52 2017 No.8782685 >>8782668 a shitty experience in life aka an excuse t. alcoholic

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 11:00:43 2017 No.8782828 >>8768161 It takes a lot longer than 19 days to complete detox if you have been drinking hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 13:32:57 2017 No.8783319 A month sober, except I drink on saturdays. I'm anxious, depressed and I think dumber: it's hard to perform as well as before at work, I feel half retarded. Did some of you experience this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:31:55 2017 No.8783515 >Wake up really dehydrated >Not super weak like sometimes I guess those B vitamins do help

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:35:16 2017 No.8783526 >>8783319 Nigger, you're not sober for a month when you drink once a week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:36:59 2017 No.8783535 >>8783526 Ive chosen moderation over abstinence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 14:47:53 2017 No.8783577 >>8766826 Whisper of the Heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:04:43 2017 No.8783636 File: 67 KB, 720x540, IMG_1688.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Going sober. Hopefully for a month if not longer. Need to get my life in order, find a new job and go back to school.wish me luck guys

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:35:07 2017 No.8783726 >>8773785 >>8782677 I just fucking lol'd my shit right now now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:38:05 2017 No.8783733 >>8777182 >rum and coke you must have a vagina anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:39:35 2017 No.8783740 >>8766826 How about The Iron Giant?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:46:23 2017 No.8783770 >>8780396 get into a shitty university get money from parents drink for another year ?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:49:48 2017 No.8783786 >>8781170 what the fuck how is that supposed to help?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:50:46 2017 No.8783794 >>8783636 What anime

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:52:53 2017 No.8783803 >>8783786 It always works for me. I'm not a doctor so I don't know how it works.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:55:44 2017 No.8783814 >>8781572 >alternatively, take up homebrewing/home distilling this just get some sugar and orange juice/fruit mix it with bread and there you go get prunod

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 15:59:25 2017 No.8783826 only 48 days until I hang myself >had to count the days in the calendar twice wish me luck faggots

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:00:33 2017 No.8783828 >>8781862 >worked for me. >posts in al/ck/ LE SHIGGY DIGGY M8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:01:42 2017 No.8783830 >>8781872 >my gf is suck a cunts my friends Can you elaborate this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:02:25 2017 No.8783833 >>8783826 Stream it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:03:22 2017 No.8783836 >>8782407 it's """jpg""" idiot

>>	paranoid faggot Fri Apr 7 16:04:45 2017 No.8783842 >>8782520 Hey you probably know me Do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:05:17 2017 No.8783843 >>8783836 ...It's both

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:10:25 2017 No.8783859 >>8783319 are you me? except I drink every other day

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:12:22 2017 No.8783865 >>8766826 Who /drunkintheoffice/ today?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:12:50 2017 No.8783868 >>8783833 don't need the attention also what if someone calls help and I end up being just a brain dead autist instead of just being an depressed autist

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:13:54 2017 No.8783871 >>8783843 Why are you falling for my baits? Or am I missing something?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:16:27 2017 No.8783879

>>8783319
Yeah, same here
I feel retarded especially in the social sphere, I'm even having trouble articulating this sentence right now, this shit doesn't happen when I drink regularly
I went to a flower shop earlier and I was completely unable to communicate properly with the cashier

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 16:30:28 2017 No.8783917 how do I man up and grow balls al/ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:27:25 2017 No.8784119 >>8783871 Everyone here is drunk or in withdrawal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:28:32 2017 No.8784122 >>8783794 Not to sure. I saw the pic in another alk thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:30:23 2017 No.8784131 >>8783917 Booze makes you fat. Fat makes you feminine. Don't fall for the hollywood "booze makes you manly" meme.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 17:32:24 2017 No.8784141 File: 732 KB, 1275x716, 1489393624946.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8784119 Agreed.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:01:06 2017 No.8784239

>>8782668
Just kept drinking daily because I didn't give a shit about anything and was alone. I have friends but never had a relationship so I just partied constantly. 5 years later I woke up one day feeling completely different than I had before and realized I had entered a time where I needed to drink to feel normal. Really horrible, terrifying feeling at first. Ended up in a detox and outpatient program some years later.
I've cut back but I'm still pretty weird all things considered and drink regularly still.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:33:42 2017 No.8784343 >>8771448 Yeah, I mean no alcoholic drink actually tastes good. Enjoyment of the flavor comes from becoming conditioned to associate it with positive drunk experiences/the feeling of being drunk

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 18:45:26 2017 No.8784376

sober from booze since new years.

dropped the weed about a month ago

dropped coffee 2 weeks ago

literally completely sober now. now im dealing with internet and porn addiction. everything is a fucking addiction. i want to do productive shit like attempt to set up websites or do shit online that could net some money but every time i start 10 minutes in i get depressed as fuck because of the lack of constant dopamine rush you get from all the online entertainment. learning doesn't give a dopamine rush untill you actually learn something or benefit from it in some way. the fuck do i do

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:11:03 2017 No.8784459 Trying to quit for real this time. >body odor like a garbage disposal >not shaking too bad but feel a strange disorientation in limbs >sweating >itching all over >zero energy >nervous as hell This sucks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:28:27 2017 No.8784518 File: 53 KB, 510x532, 1472979283565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why don't you guys just quit? I was a drunk and quit. Not saying it is easy, but, literally how you stop is quitting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:31:29 2017 No.8784535 >>8784518 not everyone here wants to quit. There's a reason if we started drinking in first place, before drinking itself became the problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:35:35 2017 No.8784553 >>8784535 That doesn't seem to be the majority, looking through the thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:42:10 2017 No.8784585 >>8766826 >Who /drunkintheoffice/ today? It's actually my first day of work in the past 3 weeks I haven't been drunk. I work at a tourist trap mall and there is a liquor store right in the mall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:51:24 2017 No.8784622 >>8784459 Go to a doctor. A lot of what you described can be associated with liver malfunction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:56:03 2017 No.8784635 Drinking stoli while I have the flu. WHen I cough I nearly vomit. This sucks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:56:29 2017 No.8784639 >>8784585 Tell me about the tourists pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 19:57:03 2017 No.8784642 >>8784635 My dad has been shitting water all week. Must be some crazy virus, he can't keep anything in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:23:24 2017 No.8784713 >>8784131 fuuuuck I already fell for it bro only thing is I drink """beer""" and not whiskey

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:25:42 2017 No.8784718 >>8784642 I have the same problem Fucking viruses man

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:27:50 2017 No.8784726 >>8784718 You live in Florida? It's absolutely insane I've never seen anyone shit this much. He can't keep anything in. How long you had it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:31:04 2017 No.8784740 >>8784726 Since I started drinking everyday

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:36:31 2017 No.8784755 >>8784726 Im in florida. U kno where i can cop some booze?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:38:12 2017 No.8784761 >>8784755 The grocery store? Total Wine is pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:44:09 2017 No.8784790 >>8783794 >>8783636 Legend of the Galactic Heroes

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:48:14 2017 No.8784805

>>8784376
I'm in this same boat anon
I haven't been drinking much at all lately because i'm stuck at home, and I stopped playing faggot video games like league of legends over a month ago, but I've just replaced the constant stimulation with caffeine, nootropics, and lurking 4chan way more. kms i need to be sending out more job applications because this temp job isn't going to last for another few months

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:51:00 2017 No.8784820 >>8784459 It's just you that thinks you smell this much, but, a shower is good. I just went through all of this. Get ready for anxiety max soon

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:52:01 2017 No.8784825 >>8784119 Are you buying or barfing?

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:55:25 2017 No.8784836

>>8784376
Having an addictive/extreme(better way of putting it) can be either a curse or a blessing. i replaced drinking with exercising + getting the right nutrition. Doing it the right way takes +/- 3 hours a day. That's 3 hours of not drinking you're putting towards something positive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 20:59:43 2017 No.8784848 >>8784836 Same, only I put like one hour toward it. Feels good to be thin finally.

Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:01:33 2017 No.8784857

Beer or groceries? The eternal question. I'm already drunk and want more. The bright side is that there is no way I will starve this week, I can ask my dad to lend me money, and it's even easier to ask this week because I am expecting a tax refund, but I still hate asking and I know my dad will give me a hard time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:12:03 2017 No.8784891 >>8784857 Government nailed me on taxes this year. Trump needs to do some tax cuts quick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:14:34 2017 No.8784902 Drank alot of beer and puked some green shit with a little blood in it (didn't eat anything today) should I be worried or just continue drinking?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:17:13 2017 No.8784908 >>8784857 Groceries anon, enough drink for tonight and this weekend. Your body needs it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:18:15 2017 No.8784911 >>8766862 That is too emotional to watch drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:22:03 2017 No.8784921 >>8784908 I have groceries to last until Tuesday. Get paid on Friday. Need food for Wednesday and Thursday. This is not including the possibility that my tax refund could show up anytime this week.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:24:30 2017 No.8784928 >>8784921 So now you got enough excuses to drink. Buy alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:29:44 2017 No.8784942 >>8784805 I quit league too. And now my life is empty. I just drink all the time instead and fantasize about tattoos i can never afford.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:53:22 2017 No.8785024 My drunk friend is nuts and is just ranting about sitcom ideas all night. How can I get him to change the subject without hurting his feelings? Also I hope he doesn't visit 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 21:56:43 2017 No.8785031 >>8784902 My rule of thumb is if you are bleeding, it is either an early sign or too late, so hedge on the too late, drink, and hope it clears up. t. A guy who ejaculated blood for a month

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:02:10 2017 No.8785279 Ever since my break a month ago I've been drinking more and more and more. I'm afraid of going down this path but I'm not sure what I can do to change. I'm too young to be this fucking sad

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 7 23:03:18 2017 No.8785286 >>8785279 Meant to say break up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 01:55:07 2017 No.8785874 i'm... getting there every 2-3 days, i drink a lot of beer. about 8 beers. for someone who is 145 lbs and 5'4".. that's a lot my parents are disappointed i'm about to graduate but i feel like i'm destined to a life of nothing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 05:24:24 2017 No.8786271 >>8785874 Drinking every few days isn't that terrible. Atleast you can manage sobriety. But yeah I'd consider slowing down if I were you. It's not fun anymore.

Anonymous Sat Apr 8 06:50:50 2017 No.8786380
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>>8784902
I had a friend who puked blood after a night out and went to the doctor. The doctor said okay and did a few tests and told them to come back if it continues.

And as always, taking medical advice from 4chan isn't that bright.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 07:17:03 2017 No.8786437 Euro-noon-bump to save the thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 07:38:48 2017 No.8786480 Sitting on my toilet having massive constipation and I'm still drunk. Have to get ready for work in less than 3 hours. I'm a massive peice of shit. Seriously considering suicide once again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 08:29:58 2017 No.8786608 >tfw suddenly having solid shits again my anus was not prepared

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 08:41:53 2017 No.8786648 I think I'm dying, lads. Vodka has destroyed me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 8 09:06:55 2017 No.8786715 >>8786437 >Past 316 posts >Bump Do yuros really do this?

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