/wifeymaterial@/

[Anonymous No.8759926]

//foodgore general//

[Anonymous No.8759930]

/struggle plate/

[Anonymous No.8759933]

>>8759926
where's the steak?

[Anonymous No.8759936]

A tribute to the threads i like the most @pleasedontbanmeagain

[Anonymous No.8759940]

>>8759933
Right under the cheese bro

[Anonymous No.8759943]

This bae can cook for me any time she likes!

[Anonymous No.8759950]

[Anonymous No.8759963]

>>8759940
then what's that ... thing ... on the right?

[Anonymous No.8759967]

>>8759943
I think this one would look good with a decent camera, that shredded pork/beef looks like shit because of the color.

[Anonymous No.8760066]

[Anonymous No.8760078]

>>8759930
Boxing glove with hummus, served with a moat of green watery salsa.

[Anonymous No.8760117]

>>8760078
It's a cancer

[Anonymous No.8760123]

>>8759936
You forgot to garnish with a McChicken

[Anonymous No.8760127]

>>8759950
this one just looks like leftovers from thanksgiving. 6/10 would eat

[Anonymous No.8760129]

>>8759930
Bone apple teeth

[Anonymous No.8760150]

>>8760127
Yeah, that one might not be too bad. This one tho?

[Anonymous No.8760157]

>>8759950
I would feel so out of place f if I was ever served a Styrofoam lunch tray at someone's dinner.

[Anonymous No.8760159]

>>8759950

if they were struggling they'd eat a spoon of peanut butter. there wouldn't be six fucking courses.

[Anonymous No.8760170]

[Anonymous No.8760176]

This prolapse chicken might taste good.. but you eat with your eyes too bro

[Anonymous No.8760179]

>>8759936
>Turkey Dogs
Great unintentional pun.

[Anonymous No.8760183]

>>8760150

what made someone think to add frozen vegetables to stuffing... god...

[Anonymous No.8760189]

>>8760117
Are those hotdog buns with syrup

Astounding...

[Anonymous No.8760197]

>>8760189
Or gravy?

[Anonymous No.8760204]

I think poor turkey dinners make up for the best of the worst

[Anonymous No.8760211]

>>8760204
I mean.. what's not to like here?

[Anonymous No.8760217]

>>8760197
Just looks like chicken soup

[Anonymous No.8760219]

>>8760217
>them puffy toes

[Anonymous No.8760257]

Find a flaw

[Anonymous No.8760298]

>>8760257
>flambeed a casserole
what
>that image is fixable
what

[Anonymous No.8760320]

>>8759930

I'm sort of afraid to ask.. wtf is this thing?

[Anonymous No.8760332]

>>8759930
>>8760078
>>8760320
i think thats haggis

[Anonymous No.8760394]

>>8760204
And they say that white people can't cook

[Anonymous No.8760402]

[Anonymous No.8760433]

>>8760402
That IS fukken healthy tho! Have an old favourite!

[Anonymous No.8760449]

>>8759926

Oh look, it's "Food presentation is the only thing that matters, fuck flavor; I'd eat a well plated pile of dog shit and be pretentious about it" the thread.

[Anonymous No.8760456]

>>8760204
i'd smash that okra desu

[Anonymous No.8760569]

Gotta have some aspic up in this bitch

[Anonymous No.8760583]

[Anonymous No.8760594]

>>8760449
Presentation DOES make a big difference when youre, you know, PRESENTING IT TO THE FUCKING INTERNET?

[Anonymous No.8760596]

>>8760150
>#familia

[Anonymous No.8760606]

>>8760583
Who the fuck would eat this-
>gwyneth paltrow
Of course

[Anonymous No.8760644]

>>8760596
Lol. Family's fucked

[Anonymous No.8760657]

One more before I hit the sack. Please bump with shit eat fellas. Night

[Anonymous No.8760744]

>>8760066
Is that crab in the witness protection program?

[Anonymous No.8760838]

[Anonymous No.8760848]

>>8760606
I'm sorry you aren't as educated and healthy as her.

[Anonymous No.8760871]

>>8760583
That best not be fucking truffle

[Anonymous No.8760894]

Steak and Lincolnshire sausages because fuck it, I need the protein after cutting wood all morning.

[Anonymous No.8760903]

>>8760848
How are you going to have a 29$ budget and spend it on 5 fucking limes and fresh cilantro you need to get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.8760934]

>>8760903
she bought 7 limes, and thats' like 3 euro 50 if they are on sale. that cilantro is like less 1 euro. I wonder how she managed to that much money for that little food. did she buy all this stuff in hawaii?

[Anonymous No.8760947]

Why always on a styrofoam plate?

[Anonymous No.8760950]

>>8760894
I'd eat that

[Anonymous No.8760962]

>>8760947
Because cleaning dishes is hard

[Anonymous No.8760964]

>>8760894

Looks good to me

[Anonymous No.8760972]

>>8760950
It was good but it's a bit slobbish.
I was hungry.

[Anonymous No.8760985]

>>8760894
Mah niggah, fellow wood cutter, greetings. Cut a bit this past week, pic related.

[Anonymous No.8760993]

>>8760744
Comedy gold!

[Anonymous No.8760999]

>>8760402
Reminds me of none pizza with left beef

[Anonymous No.8761000]

>>8760985
Looks like some good work, brother but I don't have a chainsaw. I do it all with my Gransfors.
It's a good workout, really burns up the calories.

[Anonymous No.8761007]

>>8760894

that looks good as hell

[Anonymous No.8761035]

>>8761000
>cutting a tree into logs with an axe

My hats off to you, bro. I cut the tree into manageable logs with a chainsaw, but when I chop I use an axe, maul and wedge. The chopping is a better workout, but cutting up a tree, even with a chainsaw, and hauling the logs out through the woods is no day at the beach.

[Anonymous No.8761066]

>>8760320
looks like a potato and chicken in salsa verde

[Anonymous No.8761074]

>>8760176
the nastier the stuffing looks the more stupid delicious it is

[Anonymous No.8761091]

>>8760947
>>8760962
The funny part is you'd think that the ability to do dishes would be part of what could be considered "wifey material"

[Anonymous No.8761109]

>>8761035
I need to get a splitting maul really.
I use wood wedges at the moment, it's a pain.

[Anonymous No.8761110]

>>8761035
>hauling the logs out through the woods is no day at the beach

No shit, you're in the god damn forest you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.8761124]

>>8760838
Ive seen plenty of these videos of street vendors selling crisps with a bunch of stuff and sauce loaded on. Wtf is this. Why pay someone to pour pre made food in a box for you?

[Anonymous No.8761127]

>>8760848
That looks passable for one person for a week. You'd be low on calories, particularly if you are active, but you wouldn't starve.

[Anonymous No.8761150]

>>8761127
With all those beans, rice, tortillas, and peas you shouldn't even be low on calories if it feeds one.

Might be stretching it for two though.

[Anonymous No.8761164]

>>8760848
>Seven limes
>avocado

You can cut the lime and save 8 bucks and buy yourself 10 lbs of pastas and a shitload of onions, tomatoes and have youself a decent meal

[Anonymous No.8761170]

>>8760999

[Anonymous No.8761245]

>>8760848
why the fuck would you have a family if you can't afford to feed them? are niggers and spics really this stupid?

[Anonymous No.8761269]

>>8760583
Looks like someone scraped pond scum and put it on top of a bowl of Shrek themed spaghetti-ohs.

[Anonymous No.8761270]

>>8760848
shit laod of fresh produce, random shit load of limes, no frozen veggies, brown rice instead of bulk white rice, tortillas??

[Anonymous No.8761284]

>>8761245
Whites are even dumber for allowing and encouraging it to happen desu.

[Anonymous No.8761330]

>>8760583
Is that... black tuffle...? In that piss pot?
>you know im fuckin mad

[Anonymous No.8761366]

>>8760583

>all those fucking truffles

Celebrities truly aren't like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.8761373]

>>8760999

There has been an increase of teenagers doing stupid shit for memes, #wifeymaterial one of them with purposely bad food.

Ruins the fun, basically.

[Anonymous No.8761403]

>>8761245
religion says you can't abort and society doesn't want to pitch in to rid the world of over-population

only socialist atheists are smart

[Anonymous No.8761440]

>>8760947
ive been using paper plates and plastic cups for years now.

[Anonymous No.8761486]

>>8760583
This actually would probably look pretty good when it was finished and plated, I'd imagine. It's still clearly in the process of cooking, and there's peas and some other veg (potatoes, maybe white beans?) in lots of oil. If they put it in a little bowl with bread or something to have with it (after cooking it down a bit or adding something else, probably) it could be nice. Or it might even be meant as a soup, and they blend it at the end.

That's a stupid amount of truffle though, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.8761561]

>>8760903
>>8760934
>>8761164
>>8761270
I think that's the point she was making. The amount of fresh and healthy ingredients she bought wasn't enough for more than a couple of meals.

[Anonymous No.8761573]

>>8759930
looks like bloated nigger belly stew

[Anonymous No.8761577]

>>8759926
> and I'm single, so..

No shit

[Anonymous No.8761587]

>>8761270
Brown rice is the biggest fucking meme

[Anonymous No.8761610]

>>8760848
>the fucking limes
This is one of the only pictures that actually makes me laugh every time I see it.

[Anonymous No.8761621]

>>8760838
BUILD IT
CUT EVERY PROGRAM
I DON'T CARE

[Anonymous No.8761638]

>>8761561
No the problem is she bought a bunch of useless or rarely used garnishes and bonuses instead of buying actual food items on purpose. Also frozen vegetables compared to fresh is almost negligible so can we stop villainizing frozen vegetables? I mean you wouldn't serve them in a Michelin star restaurant, but people who say you can buy healthy food cheap are lying. Fresh has become a meme word.

[Anonymous No.8761716]

>>8761638
There's still a few holdouts that believe freezing 'destroys vital nutrients' along with microwaving. Because apparently if you fuck up in the kitchen you can destroy matter itself. :|

I blame that asshole who wrote all those books for decades and finally wound up in prison. Because following his advice could make you sick or dead.

[Anonymous No.8761740]

>>8761716
> Because apparently if you fuck up in the kitchen you can destroy matter itself. :|
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3866734/

god you're dumb

[Anonymous No.8761746]

>>8761610
yeah why do soccer moms love hipster lemons? or as I call them, cuck lemons? I saved up for one once and was totally underwhelmed. total memefood.

[Anonymous No.8761754]

>>8761638
>be 2010
>tired of being fat
>stopped shoveling fast food
>buy groceries, learn to cook
>exercise 6 times a week
>notice 2 changes
>waistline gets thinner
>wallet gets fatter

>"EATING HEALTHY COSTS TOO MUCH TRUST ME I BASE THIS ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

It positively does not. Lazy shits like me who couldn't be assed to plan and prepare their own meals spend more. Watching the ads for good deals and coupons takes almost zero effort.

[Anonymous No.8761767]

>>8760176
>stuffing inside turkey
Cringe every time

[Anonymous No.8761780]

>>8759926
>general

[Anonymous No.8761787]

>>8760583
mmm looks like a nice turtle soup.

[Anonymous No.8761829]

>>8761754
this.

whenever i'm a little light on cash or want to save for something, i stop being a lazy cunt. a simple stew with rice/polenta costs the same as a large mcmeal, and can be stretched for 5 or so sittings

[Anonymous No.8761875]

>>8761638
>this

But personally frozen vegetables come out too mushy for my likes, I prefer veggies with some snap, but frozen peas taste the same as fresh. When you freeze vegetables the water molecules in the vacuoles of the plant cells expand and can damage fibers that make vegetables crunchy and not mushy. But if you don't mind the mushiness, go right ahead. If vegetables taste good, I'm inclined to eat more of them.

[Anonymous No.8761900]

>>8760848
Counterpoint: You can buy 10 frozen Tony's pizzas for $30

[Anonymous No.8762016]

>>8760848
>only has $29 for the week
>wastes almost all of it on ingredients for tacos for one night

Are rich people really this dumb?

[Anonymous No.8762042]

>>8761900
counter-counterpoint
You can buy more than 20 tonytinos pizzas

[Anonymous No.8762058]

>>8760744
why am i laughing so hard

[Anonymous No.8762066]

>>8760848
is this for one person a week or a family of people

also what point is she making, that its not enough?

[Anonymous No.8762078]

>>8760894
this is a food gore thread, get your good looking food out of here faggot

[Anonymous No.8762113]

>>8762042
>>8761900
This shit is death

If you're eating this then you deserve the cancer you're giving yourself

[Anonymous No.8762427]

>>8760838
Can anyone identify what's in this? Esp those mystery brown things?

[Anonymous No.8762494]

>>8761767
What's wrong with stuffing in turkey?

[Anonymous No.8762591]

>>8762494
the implication of salmonella getting into the stuffing, and than to make sure its safe, you'd have to get the turkey up to 160 in the middle of that stuffing wad, and by that time, no amount of gravy will save that dry as fuck bird.

[Anonymous No.8762639]

>>8760569
Shrimp molds. Mah nigga.

I give them a wide berth at any kind of family gathering.

[Anonymous No.8762644]

>>8761573
kek

[Anonymous No.8762648]

>>8762591
Plus airflow through the cavity helps speed cooking.

[Anonymous No.8762838]

>>8760848
>seven fucking limes
>fresh cilantro
>avocado
>bunch of other shit foods that run high prices with low caloric density

This is all ignoring the fact that SNAP is a fucking supplement to your existing food budget, not the only fucking money you're allowed to spend on food.

[Anonymous No.8762924]

>>8761245
shut the fuck up you cunt

[Anonymous No.8762931]

>>8761440
wasteful faggot

[Anonymous No.8762936]

>>8762639

WTF am I looking at? Did they get sucked through some kind of blade vacuum?

:C poor

[Anonymous No.8763007]

>>8762936
It's kind of like a car shredder, but for baby chickens

[Anonymous No.8763041]

>>8762936
the McChicken

[Anonymous No.8763066]

>>8761486
>It's still clearly in the process of cooking
Prepare to be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.8763149]

>>8760066
>crab

[Anonymous No.8763174]

>>8760204
By blood sweat and tears I assume she means the ingredients she used to summon that thing from the lower depths of hell

[Anonymous No.8763185]

Does this count? Local tacqueria offers these in addition to their regular nacho plates.

[Anonymous No.8763269]

>>8760838
Mmmmm, soggy chips with beans

[Anonymous No.8763271]

>>8760848
Grocery store employee here, lemme tell you about food stamp customers.
Over here it's done through either EBT(monthly stipends deposited into a debit card) or WiC(checks for specific grocery items, usu. baby needs), if you don't know how they work just look it up.
These people buy way more than just $29 of groceries every week, almost all WiC purchases hover above $50-$60USD just counting the baby food. 8/10 food stamp customers also come into the store already planning to buy more than what their food stamps allow them. They always keep them as separate transactions rather than using a split payment, and these extra items are usually snack stuff like coke and chips. This is especially true for EBT users, and what's more is that after their groceries are done they usually ask to get the remaining EBT money as cash back.
It's not like these food stamp users are living solely on that shit and if they really do worry about not having enough to eat, I never hear any of it from them. From what I can see in my store, they buy just about as much food and drink as any other weekly customer, they just don't buy as much processed GMO crap.
And just as an aside, the ones around here don't throw a fit out of using that shit, for them and for us it's just a natural part of the transaction. Unless it's a WiC user that grabbed the wrong shit, those checks are very specific about what brand and what size they can use it on so it gets really shitty when it comes to milk and juice.

[Anonymous No.8763281]

>>8763174
I really hope those tube things are just penne or rigatoni or anything not super gross

[Anonymous No.8763282]

>>8763185
The soberizer

[Anonymous No.8763293]

>>8763185
What? Fries, fajitas, salsa+sour cream+jalapenos? Fuck yeah.

[Anonymous No.8763304]

>>8759936
I was laughing to myself that it was a "chicago style" thanksgiving turkey, but then I saw the puckered and it got too real.

[Anonymous No.8763305]

>>8761170

This is left beef not no cheese

[Anonymous No.8763306]

>>8759967
That's kalua pork, it's pretty good shit.

[Anonymous No.8763327]

>>8760204
>cooking food is level of effort of blood, sweat and tears

[Anonymous No.8763333]

>>8763174
It looks like a fucking organ, mother of Christ

[Anonymous No.8763342]

>>8762931

>not washing your 1styrofoam plates

[Anonymous No.8763344]

>>8760838
This would look a lot better with a bit of green on it, like cilantro.

[Anonymous No.8763350]

>>8763185

>taking off the jalapenos

[Anonymous No.8763354]

>>8763350
I wasn't even supposed to have jollies with that

[Anonymous No.8763355]

>>8763271
>ask to get the remaining EBT money as cash back.

Can they do this? How is it legal?

[Anonymous No.8763357]

>>8761740
>boiling and steaming ruined the antioxidants the most
>people actually boil or steam red bell peppers
Foremost, I don't know any dishes that involve steaming or boiling bell peppers. So most of the world is safe. They already discussed in the limitations that they wanted to know if the results would change in other vegetables.

Secondly, there was no microwave or freezer test. Fuck you're retarded.

[Anonymous No.8763362]

>>8763355
If you have cash welfare and it's processed through EBT then you can

[Anonymous No.8763408]

[Anonymous No.8763411]

>>8761110
That metaphor literally went whooshing right over your head.

[Anonymous No.8763436]

>>8760066
japanesefood.jpg

[Anonymous No.8763479]

>>8762936
Male chickens do not lay eggs, thus they are taken care of
>(I still eat chicken tenddies like crazy)

[Anonymous No.8763523]

>>8759926
I'm happy I don't even know what "im fina Bash" is supposed to mean.

[Anonymous No.8763544]

>>8760583
Peas and truffles.
Someone take those ingridients away from that freaky stick woman.

[Anonymous No.8763545]

>>8761746
Saved up for one? They're like $0.50 each?

[Anonymous No.8763550]

>>8761875
You're probably just cooking them too long. They don't need to be cooked as long as fresh. I cook them shorter and they stay crunchy.

[Anonymous No.8763553]

>>8761403
>He thinks the planet is anywhere near over-population.

[Anonymous No.8763559]

>>8763545
>ooh look at me I can afford to blow $0.50 on memefruit
get a load of this trust fund kid

I bet you're just dying to tell us about how you eat at high end restaurants like chipotle and starbucks every day

get back to me when you work for a living

[Anonymous No.8763574]

>>8761638
Healthy food is actually far, far cheaper. Most people who say it's expensive eat mostly highly processed grain foods and potato foods (and a lot of meat, which is expensive). Oats and fresh potatoes are far cheaper and healthier (less oil, sodium). That switch alone would clean up a lot of their bad diet habits. Of course they don't think those things taste good.

[Anonymous No.8763576]

>>8760157
Growing up in NY state, we always used real dinnerware for everything. Thanksgiving would bring out the silver and special stuff. I've lived in SC now for 18 years. These people have families of ungodly size and you'll have 250 pounds of food spread out with sometimes more than 40-50 people there if not every part of your family shows up. They use styrofoam trays a lot. I saw one time at a coworkers get together they actually had old plastic type trays they got at a sale left over from a school closing down. I prefer them over paper plates though because at least nothing touches or mixes together for the most part. I don't want mac n cheese soaked in bean juice.

[Anonymous No.8763872]

>>8763545
if you have $29 for the whole week why the fuck would you spend over 10% of your budget on SEVEN (7) fucking limes lol

[Anonymous No.8764060]

>>8763271
>processed GMO crap
>gmos are bad
oh boy you're a fucking retard but I should have expected that because you work in a grocery store

[Anonymous No.8764105]

>>8761110
not sure if retarded or amazing joke

[Anonymous No.8764110]

>>8763174
that literally set off my trypophobia

[Anonymous No.8764274]

>>8763523
"I am fixing to bash"

Not sure what bash means in this context, though.

[Anonymous No.8764291]

>>8759930
You guys it's a Nigerian dish called pounded yam.

[noko No.8764349]

>>8760189
>>8760197
Or its Italian beef.

[Anonymous No.8764479]

C'mon niggaz!
No need to discuss the price for lime in a gore thread

[Anonymous No.8765052]

>>8763872
Obviously they are preventing scurvy.

[Anonymous No.8765352]

>>8759926
WHY DO AMERICANS NOT USE FUCKING CROCKERY? EVERY ONE OF THESE STUPID PHONEPOSTING CUNTS USES POLYSTYRENE OR PAPER PLATES! IT'S WORSE THAN THE NONSENSE THEY EAT OFF THEM!

[Anonymous No.8765385]

>>8759926

Niggers - THE THREAD

[Anonymous No.8765386]

>>8763174

where u live

[Anonymous No.8765466]

>>8760211
this looks like a crime scene photo

>>8760838
it's not mexico's fault that we gringos turn up our nose at their actual food and insist that they make us garbage instead

[Anonymous No.8765602]

>>8760197
Got some dim-sum at this Chinese place. The lady wheeled this cart around and asked, "You like chicken."
"Hell yes."
It was steamed chicken feet and we didn't know how to eat it. Then saw this retarded girl going for it by just sucking the whole thing and pulling out of her mouth like cats do to fish in cartoons.
We ate it that way not even knowing if that was right or not. Was tasty but gross texture; all fat.

[Anonymous No.8765607]

>>8760449
Which one of these piles of nigger slop would you say looked palatable?

[Anonymous No.8765623]

>>8765386

[Anonymous No.8765628]

>>8765602
>Was tasty but gross texture; all fat.

There's no fat in a chicken foot. What you thought was fat was collagen/gelatin. That texture is very highly prized in some parts of Asia, especially China.

[Anonymous No.8765654]

>>8760838
were those beets?

[Anonymous No.8765684]

>>8762042
I'm so bummed they changed the packaging and also made the pizzas square.

[Anonymous No.8765693]

>>8764105
You're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.8765740]

>>8760903
Limes are often 7/$1 here (though that dollar probably better spent on other shit like more (sweet) potatoes) and cilantro is about 20¢. She clearly sort of retiredly intended to make some sort of black bean soup shit.

[Anonymous No.8765758]

>>8760848
For contrast this cost me ~$15.00 and I was splurging, those purple potatoes are like 3x as much as normal potatoes.

[Anonymous No.8765777]

>>8763355
EBT cards have a cash side and a food side

At the beginning of the month people always use the cash side to buy cigarettes + get as much cash back as possible

[Anonymous No.8765789]

>>8761900
Or you can buy 30 XXL burritos at Wal-Mart and those things are like ~1000 calories each.

[Anonymous No.8765812]

>>8765052
Cabbage has plenty of vitamin C, probably more than the limes.

[Anonymous No.8765815]

>>8763149
>huh that doesn't look so ba-
>cupcake

why

[Anonymous No.8765822]

>>8763174
I'd eat that
looks tasty, carbs and protein all in one go

[Anonymous No.8765823]

>>8765352
Because they're retarded trailer trash, hence the shit food, shit cooking skills, shit disposable dishes.
Normal people use actual plates and flatware, except for like large bbqs or potlucks or something.

[Anonymous No.8765829]

>>8765758
Now that's fairly smart poorfag shopping. I assume, of course, you have large bags of rice and beans in the pantry.

[Anonymous No.8765835]

>>8765815
Probably a corn muffin, sometimes people make cornbread in cupcake molds to have individual servings I guess.

[Anonymous No.8765839]

>>8765829
Yeah, I buy 25lb bags of rice from the China shop and already had plenty of other assorted peas, beans, butter, oils, seasonings, etc.

[Anonymous No.8765841]

>>8761110
kek

[Anonymous No.8765891]

>>8762427
Are you talking about the beans?

[Anonymous No.8765918]

>>8759963
where are the potatoes?

[Anonymous No.8765959]

>>8763282
made me knowingly chuckle

[Anonymous No.8765962]

memetarians are scarier than homos, at least homos can't target your kids

[Anonymous No.8765966]

>>8763357
They were all frozen initially.
It specifically says that.

[Anonymous No.8765990]

>>8764291
I had to look that up and yeah.
But the images I saw looked far better.
Looked tasty, too.
Might have to try that.

[Anonymous No.8766003]

>>8759926
nothing on this even looks good

[Anonymous No.8766011]

>>8765959
presentation is awful but that would probably taste alright

[Anonymous No.8766015]

>>8765623
>Italian beef
That's scarier than Slenderman.
If I saw that as a little kid I'd freak out.

[Anonymous No.8766026]

>can look at gore without flinching
>these pictures of food make me want to vomit

How?

[Anonymous No.8766028]

>>8765628
Ha! Now that you pointed it out, that totally makes perfect sense. Still, didn't like the texture so much. The flavors were great, though. It was a real dim-sum place which where I live there is nothing even remotely close to those so it was all new to me...
Would go again.

[Anonymous No.8766029]

>>8763185
That looks like a delicious mess.

[Anonymous No.8766032]

>>8765654
More of a joke than gore.
I would reluctantly (hot dogs) eat that.

[Anonymous No.8766038]

>>8765815
Do you not know what cornbread is?

[Anonymous No.8766044]

>>8765758
Master shopper!

[Anonymous No.8766050]

>>8765962
coleslaw (halfway) & hash?

[Anonymous No.8766052]

>>8766026
another freudian sexological stage or something
(he's also proved wrong but something still makes sense)
for some reason, tactile things not as impressing or scary as oral ones

[Anonymous No.8766057]

>>8766011
It looks like Mr. Mom vomited up for his chicks but would probably taste OK.

[Anonymous No.8766067]

>>8766050
kraut, buckwheat, spicy carrots

[Anonymous No.8766092]

>>8759936
on the thumbnail it looke like stripped chicken tho

[Anonymous No.8766096]

>>8759967
True

[Anonymous No.8766120]

white balance lecture should be in any school program

[Anonymous No.8766131]

>>8765990
is that some kind of dino??

[Anonymous No.8766146]

>>8766131
Heh.
>pic related

Dang, is that processed cheese slices on top of chili beans? That crust looks acceptable, though.

[Anonymous No.8766178]

>>8763271
>GMO crap.
Alri Gwyneth how goes it

[Anonymous No.8766198]

>>8765959
Who the fuck would ever upload this picture with that caption thinking it would be ok.

Who the fuck is that delusional.

[Anonymous No.8766213]

>>8766131
Genuine american cheese!

[Anonymous No.8766220]

[Anonymous No.8766243]

>>8764060
>>8766178
I used "crap" as a synonym for "things" or "stuff", the full context of the sentence being that you can't buy processed foods like tv dinners and chips using food stamps. I don't have any qualms against GMOs and I mentioned them separately to be accurate with what food stamp users buy for their groceries.

[Anonymous No.8766265]

>>8766198

[Anonymous No.8766269]

[Anonymous No.8766301]

[Anonymous No.8766313]

[Anonymous No.8766327]

[Anonymous No.8766340]

>>8766301
really the only bad parts of this are that the eggs are overpeppered and that the toast isn't brown enough

[Anonymous No.8766372]

>>8766198
I can't if those things are eggs or dumplings or potatoes.

>I hope they're eggs, just to give that thing a little extra kek/kick

[Anonymous No.8766373]

>>8765815
That's corn bread, famiglia

[Anonymous No.8766374]

>>8766220
I'd bet that tastes above par, though.

[Anonymous No.8766376]

>>8766269
I laughed too hard at this.

[Anonymous No.8766381]

>>8763523
It's the """""urban""""" way of saying "I'm ready to eat" or "I'm hungry," because apparently both of those phrases are too difficult..

[Anonymous No.8766388]

>>8766327
>#chefgirlardee

This is far from gore.
This looks competent and delicious.
Stuffed pork looks like it could be dry, though.

[Anonymous No.8766395]

I spent under $7.00 for pork carnitas that will last me for three days.

My EBT reloads on the 8th, but I start a new job on the 14th, so I'll be in the black this month.

[Anonymous No.8766401]

>>8760848
the limes and the avocado are easily half of the $29, dumb bitch needs to learn to shop.

[Anonymous No.8766403]

>>8766381
Also the propensity toward violence.

[Anonymous No.8766405]

>>8766401
Limes are probably $1 altogether, avocado like 50¢.

[Anonymous No.8766421]

>>8760583
WASTE OF TRUFFLES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.8766431]

>>8760848
You aren't going to feed an entire family with that for a week.
For some single white bitch that barely eats anything, that's great but for a poor obese american family thats going to disappear within a day or two.

[Anonymous No.8766441]

[Anonymous No.8766442]

[Anonymous No.8766447]

[Anonymous No.8766451]

[Anonymous No.8766453]

[Anonymous No.8766454]

Mustache wives?..

[Anonymous No.8766455]

[Anonymous No.8766503]

>>8766453
This actually makes me mad and raging...i dont fucking get it

[Anonymous No.8766506]

>>8766265
The gettyimages watermark on the cake itself is really what sells it. It doesn't even look bad, just confusing.

[Anonymous No.8766512]

>>8766441
You've got to be shitting me...

[Anonymous No.8766521]

I made this. And ate it

[Anonymous No.8766533]

>>8766340
I think it's more the fact that somebody thought this was a meal impressive enough to make a brag post on social media.

[Anonymous No.8766537]

>>8766455
those ice cream cones tho

[Anonymous No.8766540]

>>8766447
Is that hominy?
If so, that's a lot of carbs.
I'd try it then feel guilty and help build that wall.

[Anonymous No.8766578]

>>8766451
Every time I see this... THE TONGS!
(to carefully arrange those chips)

[Anonymous No.8766591]

>>8766453
>>8766503
On the menu, it's listed as "THE PETER NORTH" -- 69 pesos.

[Anonymous No.8766598]

>>8766591

[Anonymous No.8766604]

>>8766540
I think it was supposed to be elote, but it wasn't really grilled and then they piled on a bunch of trash. Legitimate elote is fucking bomb, I'd pay a corn coyote to smuggle some under the wall.

[Anonymous No.8766614]

>>8762924
>triggered

[Anonymous No.8766634]

>>8766604
I've always wanted to make elote grilled at home but family keeps fucking me up by shucking breaking the cobs in half and boiling the corn before I can get my hands on those cobs. I know street venders sell them pre-boiled but I've been dying to it on the grill with all the goodies stuffed into the husks.

>>8766598
> ditto

[Anonymous No.8766636]

>>8763271
I'm a farmer and I sell at a farmer's market. You wouldn't believe how many fucking morons I have to deal with that use EBT and WIC. None of them are willing to understand what they're for, I constantly see them trying to buy wine and baked goods with them. They always without a doubt either try to get change back or ask me if I'd be willing to exchange money for WIC. They always get pissy about the prices even though they're using FREE MONEY.

I fucking hate them

[Anonymous No.8766695]

>>8765758
HEB Master race

[Anonymous No.8766720]

>>8766405
IDK man, limes are like 60 cents a piece for most of the year and avocados are usually between 1.50-3 dollars a pop in most of Texas, when not in season. In season though, 20 limes for a dollar and 2-4 avocados for a buck depending on the size. It all depends on what time of year you are buying those things.

[Anonymous No.8766766]

>>8765758
Food in Texas is cheap! I guess because you used so much gas to get anywhere. I was able to get a little fat eating in Texas.

[Anonymous No.8766845]

>>8766395
Whole pork shoulders run under .50c a pound at Aldi. If you've got one near you, it's worth going. That's where I spend all my gibs; I can get by on around $100 a month.

[Anonymous No.8766883]

>>8766591
kek

[Anonymous No.8768138]

>>8765959
How do you create such a colour?

[Anonymous No.8768187]

>>8765052
Kek

[Anonymous No.8768190]

>>8760204
I don't think i know what any of that is, but if this thread is anything to go by women can't cook shit and shouldn't be allowed near the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.8768203]

>>8761110
kek

[Anonymous No.8768218]

[Anonymous No.8768219]

>>8760848
>On average, SNAP households currently receive about $255 a month. The average SNAP benefit per person is about $126 per month, which works out to about $1.40 per person per meal.

[Anonymous No.8768222]

>>8768219
I'm pretty sure I can feed myself on that.

[Anonymous No.8768242]

>>8761245
*glances briefly at the entire continent of Africa*...

Nope.

Hate my countrymen for clamoring to bring over more and more, the cuckoldry is disgusting, but this is cooking, not int or pol

[Anonymous No.8768246]

>>8768219
That isn't a lot but that was approximately my budget in college (it was less, but, I'm old, so inflation actually comes into play), it's livable, but bad.

But, freebies shouldn't be luxurious, they should be enough to allow you to live.

[Anonymous No.8768283]

>>8768222
>>8768246
They dock % off based on income but only up to 30% so if they earn money its supplemental if they earn nothing they get a shitload of food money.The average is 126$ a month per person Even feeding myself off of just 31.5$ a week is easy as fuck since rice, beans, chicken and some veggies aren't that fucking expensive and you add in some more of that for a family and you have a shit ton of extra left over to get non essentials. Chicken at my grocery store is 87 cents a lb for whole chickens or legs and thighs packages so about 3 bucks a bird or a shitload of legs and thighs. 5lbs of potatoes are 2 bucks 50lbs for 9$, 80% ground beef is 3.50 a lb and 93% 3.99, grapes and oranges are on sale for a buck a lb, center chops are 3 bucks and end chops are 2 a lb, pork spare ribs are only 1.79 a lb this week, brisket is 2.49 a lb, 50lbs of rice is like maybe 20 bucks which is 2 and half cups of rice a day for a month , you throw in potatoes and you can stretch that for 2 months ez. This is all supplemental as well and if it isn't you have 200$ base which is a shitload for food. You can easily live well on just 126 a month.

[Anonymous No.8768337]

>>8766521
Looks greasy but tasty

[Anonymous No.8768340]

>>8760433
I'm not sure what pokemon that is on the right but I'm sure it's yummy once you're eating it

[Anonymous No.8768416]

>>8765758
Potatoes are $2 for a 10lb. bag
A bag of black dirt onions is $1
Dozen large grade a eggs are a $1
Six limes are a $1
Giant jar of pickles is $2
2 cabbages are $2
Six jalapenos are a $1
A bag of carrots is $1
So that leaves orange pellets at $2, liver at $2, and purple potatoes for $1.
Why would opt for 3 potatoes instead of 10lb., 3 onions instead of a bag, and half as many carrots to save a dollar?

[Anonymous No.8768465]

>>8763174
this is a blue board

[Anonymous No.8768482]

>>8763174
What is it?

[Anonymous No.8768483]

>>8768416
orange pallets?
It's split peas.

[Anonymous No.8768489]

>>8759943
Prob just shit lighting

[Anonymous No.8768491]

>>8768483
I see. Not a fan of dried peas.

[Anonymous No.8768496]

>>8766720
mfw at my friend's house in Santa Cruz, CA the avocados were literally bonking on the roof constantly when they'd fall off the trees...

Go out in the morning and just pick up 10 or 12 and make kick-ass guac or whatever because, hey, free avocados...

[Anonymous No.8768501]

>>8768138
One work: Bile.

[Anonymous No.8768503]

>>8768501
* word *
>shit, too drunk to type such a simple sentiment...

[Anonymous No.8768506]

>>8768218
why

[Anonymous No.8768508]

>>8762427
Beans? "This" is called "tostilocos".

[Anonymous No.8768510]

>>8768190
>women
>not in the kitchen
That's definitely not a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8768515]

>>8768218
>>8768506
Me-thinks he's a master troll.

This can't be real.
My brain won't allow it.

[Anonymous No.8768520]

>>8768510
i wouldn't trust them to make a ham sandwich without them carbonizing it.

[Anonymous No.8768523]

>>8761284
well eugenics didn't go over that well last time, fucking italians kept bitching.

[Anonymous No.8768536]

>>8768489
Nah, it's just how kalua pork looks like sometimes.

[Anonymous No.8768543]

>>8760894
>>8760985
>btw I cut wood

kill urselfs

[Anonymous No.8768554]

>>8768543
Beta Leftist Manlet detected.

[Anonymous No.8768564]

>>8768543
It's ok anon
I'm pretty sure it's just code for butt-stuff

[Anonymous No.8768568]

>>8768138
butter.

[Anonymous No.8768573]

>>8761561
>implying veggies that get washed and frozen the day they get farmed aren't superior to ones that get farmed, then stored, then transported, then stored, then displayed openly wherever you buy them from - all while being touched by people between every aforementioned step

[Anonymous No.8768576]

>>8768554
Yes because only a real man would realize splitting one piece of wood into smaller pieces is a thing worth bragging about on a cooking board on a website made for japanese cartoons

[Anonymous No.8768577]

>>8768520
Like Han Solo?
Oh wait, that's carbonite...

Of all the gal-pals I've known over the years only 3 knew how to actually use a kitchen and cook. Most had a go-to dish like matzo-ball soup or boxed mac & cheese and would eat out the rest of the time. The rest of us poor fags (most of us dudes and some gals) either had family recipes or learned from reading and would pool together to make bomb-ass dishes on the economical side.

"But if you make an ugly woman your wifeA-you'll be happy for the rest of your lifeAn ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on timeAnd she'll always give you peace of mind

Don't let your friends say you have no tasteGo ahead and marry anywayThough her face is ugly, her eyes don't matchTake it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever make a pretty woman your wife
[Spoken:]Say man!Hey baby!I saw your wife the other day!Yeah?Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!Yeah, alright!"
-- Jimmy Soul

[Anonymous No.8768578]

>>8761875
Put a little bit of water into a pan, get it to a simmer, then put the frozen veggies in and stirr them once in a while until they're cooked to your liking.

[Anonymous No.8768592]

>>8768576
No one was bragging, carl.

[Anonymous No.8768596]

>>8768577
>those carriage returns didn't transfer so well...
>sorry 'bout that

[Anonymous No.8768601]

>>8768592
Sure they weren't

[Anonymous No.8768602]

Gross ass food my grandpa made

[Anonymous No.8768614]

>>8768283
At the time (collegefag) I didn't know how to budget or cook properly, when you do, that gets much more realistic

[Anonymous No.8768615]

>>8768602
That looks great and you're a faggot

[Anonymous No.8768623]

>>8768602
Doesn't look so bad.
Egg omelet with pepper, English muffin with (what looks like) some kind of preserves, toast (again with either preserves or some kind of jam). But I can't figure out what the fuck is at the bottom of that pic (what the fork is resting on). Looks like perogis topped with sour cream and grated cheese.

>now if I'm mistaking what looks to be preserves with beans, then I dunno... I'm pretty open to stuff and beans for a breakfast dish aren't bad at all but unless he's Hungarian, this does seem kinda off, but only by a smidgen.

>cultural tastes?

>>8768615
agreed.

[Anonymous No.8768628]

>>8768602
You ungrateful little shit.

[Anonymous No.8768632]

>>8768218
>>8768506
>>8768515
Literally the Prime Minister of New Zealand.

Also tinned spaghetti on pizza is a real kiddy meal down here, and it suits their tastes perfectly, so he's probably trying to appeal to the nostalgia factor, but it's not really something adults should be making and consuming.

[Anonymous No.8768643]

>>8768623
I think it's two halves of a baked potato w/ sour cream and cheese.

[Anonymous No.8768645]

>>8768632
What is going on with his face in that photo composition?

Oh, maybe he tasted his creation...

I didn't make note of the filename -- should've known better.

Hey, it can't be worse that kids with hotdogs in America in all the various incarnations.

[Anonymous No.8768656]

>>8768643
After taking a second look, you're right.
My bad.
I was crossing a bridge too far with the Hungarian dumplings..
Should've known better.

Still, this: >>8768628

That's a kick ass dish, depending on grandpa's age and ability, I suppose...

A lot of kids where I live don't get shit for breakfast at all and rely on sponsored school lunches for their meals for the week. This would be a God-send.

[Anonymous No.8768678]

>>8760298
Well if those are marshmallows, then it's possible just they got toasted and everything underneath is saveable.

[Anonymous No.8768689]

>>8768645
Shrug. I didn't post it, I just recognised him.

I find some comfort in it that politicians here can be fallible human beings. I mean, it's sad as fuck, but do you really expect a politician to be a good cook? If it were America, we'd see a perfectly baked beef Wellington, but you know that he didn't make it himself.

[Anonymous No.8768710]

>>8768489
I think niggers use the styrofoam plates because it reminds them of the good old days in the county prison.

[Anonymous No.8768713]

>>8768520
Then teach your woman how to cook, anon. They'll always come around and do what you say if they respect you.

[Anonymous No.8768837]

>>8768689
Yeah, you're right, especially about fallibility. I suppose when it comes to cooking, they're best at cooking the books. At least he was honest about the soggy bottom middle!

>>8768710
Laughed at this, having spent a brief stint in county jail... but to their credit, even they used plastic reusable trays and not disposable throw-away crud.

[Anonymous No.8768881]

>>8766431
>obese
>needs more food money
???

[Anonymous No.8768935]

>>8768218
He looks like the Hopkins Hannibal Version

[Anonymous No.8768955]

>>8768881
how much does that thing cost?
I could make it through a day with just one

[Anonymous No.8768956]

>>8766431
That's why you spend the money wisely and not on fresh coriander and seven limes.

[Anonymous No.8768967]

"Honey! Come and eat!"

[Anonymous No.8768974]

>>8768967
What is that thing in the middle?

[Anonymous No.8769011]

>>8768974
Ravioli in tomato souce leftovers! Duh!

[Anonymous No.8769052]

>>8760402
>the cheese is unhealthy
>the flour is fine

my fucking sides.

[Anonymous No.8769173]

>>8768602
I hope your sweet old grandpa takes your webcam away ya fuck.

[Anonymous No.8769396]

>>8766269
chunky

[Anonymous No.8769488]

>Jack's motto is "Do God's work and He will do your work!"

[Anonymous No.8769541]

>>8769488
>Do God's work
All Jack does is teach people how to undercook their meals and get food poisoning killing off people stupid enough to follow his advice.
Jack is literally culling the idiots. Making the world a bette place.
This man is a saint

[Anonymous No.8769791]

>>8768881
First of all, that looks awful.
Just the thought of it is gross.
And almost %300 saturated fat for daily recommended allowance ( and that's in USA standards ) is just... Wow.

For a good time, my friend and I would drop acid and hang out in our Wild West town. There was a Wal-Mart where everybody but us were morbidly obese. It was fun at first but got depressing as fuck real quick... Watching them gobble stuff like this down in one of those Yum! Brand restaurants where it's all 3 in 1 (KFC, Taco Bell, etc...). It was like living in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas with all these monsters sloshing around gurgling, "More, more, MORE! I wants it."

>I don't do that stuff anymore.

But seeing things like that Oreo shake just reminds me of those times and makes me depressed about "what the hell are we doing?"

[Anonymous No.8769804]

>>8768935
>"Goes well with pineapple"

AND A FINE CHIANTI...

>flp flthlp flp flthlp thip [smacks tongue across lips]

[Anonymous No.8769823]

>>8769011
I think you meant "Ravioli-os" leftover...

[Anonymous No.8769847]

>>8769396
holy shit, I missed that

[Anonymous No.8769877]

>>8769541
>>8769488
>"Do God's work."

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

Those Wolverine-Knuckles are pretty funny. Especially when used on undercooked fat.
That bloody chicken, though... glad I'm not hung-over, yet, watching that makes me frown.

[Anonymous No.8769977]

>>8769877
The fuck they'r feeding kids theese days?

[Anonymous No.8770063]

>>8769791
>First of all, that looks awful. Just the thought of it is gross.
fuck is wrong with you nigga it's milk, oreos and ice cream

[Anonymous No.8770127]

>>8770063
It's the Oreos.
I've nothing against milk or ice-cream; I love them both. But Oreos are just bad.
You're better off cutting up a Dove dark chocolate miniature (or any real chocolate candy) and sprinkling that into a milkshake.
At least you'd get *some* real chocolate into the mix.

[Anonymous No.8770139]

>>8770127
>Oreos are just bad.

[Anonymous No.8770159]

>>8770139
OK, ok...
To each their own.
I just don't like the filling and all the junk that goes into them.
You'd be better off just making your own.
I get it.
The shake is easy-peasy and quick to get.
But it's just so bad for you.

[Anonymous No.8770173]

>>8770159
That's kind of the point.

Obviously the 32oz is a gimmick size, but 8oz or even 12oz once in a blue moon isn't going to kill you or make you overly fat as long as you build your week around it in terms of calories. It's supposed to be a treat, not something you eat once a month or whatever.

[Anonymous No.8770257]

OREO SHAKE!

oreo
reoo
eoor
oore
oreo

like comment and subscribe if you wanna see more comments like this one

[Anonymous No.8770264]

the new classic

[Anonymous No.8770278]

>>8770264
every time I see that I am tempted to make it, but I know that i will just be disgusted with it and myself and wind up making a huge fucking mess in the microwave.

[Anonymous No.8770330]

>>8770264
I'm just not comfortable microwaving plastic wrap.

[Anonymous No.8770339]

>>8770173
Gotcha.
And you are right about the treat aspect.
I remember as a child, I would get a Whatchamacallit candy bar if I did something new off the high-dive into a pool (I hated the high-dive -- that shit was scary). So yeah... I see your point. I still don't like Oreos, though.

[white people problems]

>and yet I will gobble down some duck pho with no questions asked

[Anonymous No.8770355]

>>8770257
Winnie: "What's wrong, Eeyore?"
Eeyore: "Oreos."
[pause]
Winnie: "Fag."

[Anonymous No.8770377]

>>8770330
Every once in a while, I will get a microwavable soup/noodle thing for work and I save the container with the lid that snaps on with a small hole in it for steam release so that I can do this kind of stuff. No splatter mess.

>don't microwave plastic wrap -- it's a Hot mess

[Anonymous No.8770444]

>>8760848
I can make that last a week.

[Anonymous No.8770924]

>>8765628
you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.8770970]

>>8769541
I like my fried or grilled chicken legs to have some blood dripping when you cut them but even I gagged at that.

[Anonymous No.8771001]

>>8766313
What's wrong with this?