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Thoughts on my Kraft mac and cheese with authentic Italian white truffle?

>> No.8678377

>no doritos
cmon op

>> No.8678381

>>8678370
>no catsup
A disgrace to Canadian cuisine

>> No.8678382

Shred those pieces into fine bits so you can mix it in you magnificent devil.

Got any other "good" stuff in your pantry you can use?

>> No.8678392

>>8678382
I have canned armor tailed scorpions

>> No.8678403

>>8678392

One serving of scorpion Kraft with truffle powder please

>> No.8678413

>>8678403
Ain't no cheap synthetic truffle powder. I'm talking the solid things that were underground in Italy last week that cost $200 each

>> No.8678422

>>8678413
>>8678382

I meant shredding what you have right now finely. You're going to deplete your truffle in that bowl within three bites.

>> No.8678441

>>8678392
are you a wizard

>> No.8678483

>>8678370


I know this is the point, but I don't care I have to say it. I hate you, you are a bad person, 10/10 you got me, you fucking disgrace.

>> No.8678493

>>8678370
My thoughts are why an amateur like yourself has those truffles?

>> No.8678503

>>8678370
Looks like you used too much milk and didn't mix it well enough

>> No.8678511

>>8678370
as a picky eater I'd pick out the truffle and just eat the pasta if someone served that to me

>> No.8678521
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8678521

>>8678511

WAT

>> No.8678533

>>8678370
How did you fuck up the mac and cheese so bad?

>> No.8678555
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8678555

>Italians HATE him!!!

>> No.8678603

>>8678370
Super benriner desu

>> No.8678678

>>8678503
>>8678533
I always add some extra sharp cheddar to it

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8678693

>>8678511
NIGGER YOU WHAT

>> No.8678727

>>8678511
OP here. Just asking you, what the fuck?

>> No.8678738

Yay I'm at the top of /ck/ for the moment.

>> No.8678740

>>8678678
To each his own I guess. Looks bad

>> No.8678801
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8678801

Thatsa nicea maccy cheese you got there OP.

Molto bene *kisses fingertips*

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8678812

>opens thread
>expands image
>closes image
>closes thread
>pours mug vodka
>proceeds to tell oneself that that wasn't what op said it was
>proceeds to forget the paper plate, the poorly cooked kraft, the box opened like it was done by a toddler, the fact that trump was actually elected

>> No.8678850

truffles are shit anyway so it's better than throwing them in the garbage where they belong.

>> No.8678859
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8678859

>>8678812
>the fact that trump was actually elected

>> No.8678872

>>8678812
Guess what?
It's real

>> No.8678933

What the fuck man, how did you manage to use that tool without slicing the tips of your fingers off?

>> No.8678939

>>8678933
Magic

>> No.8678941

>>8678812
Shut the fuck up and get out of here.

>> No.8678952

>>8678812
fuck off back to plebbit, and kill yourself.

>> No.8678953
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8678953

>>8678850
I hate you so fucking much, fuck you, fuck you with a spicy fucking coat hanger. Truffles are the flavour of Jesus's semen. If you don't like truffles I would gladly burn you alive while simultaneously water boarding you. Fuck you.

>> No.8678968

>>8678812

le 8 years

>> No.8678976

>>8678953
waterboarding isn't even real torture, fag.

>> No.8678979

>>8678952

If anything wasting truffles by putting them on instant mac and cheese would make you reddit, newfag. /ck/ used to actually be into food.

>> No.8678980

>>8678953
OP blesses you with Jesus semen

>> No.8679016

>>8678953
>somebody told me I'm supposed to love truffles so now I do to fit in

>> No.8679049

>>8678370

>that paper plate

I swear to god, if you're that ponyfag that eats shit food in front of his computer all the time, I will find you and kill you.

>> No.8679131

>>8679049
That's clearly a bowl anon. It's cool.

>> No.8680534

please just die, also coulda at least used a proper bowl or even a real dinner plate

>> No.8680565

OP is nice. Real wood cabinets. Real wood island. Old mandolin that's seen plenty of use. Real truffle. Probably the normal granite counter tops. Wood floor. Either that or his Dad is going to beat the shit out of him when he founds out what the truffle was used for.

>> No.8680569

>>8679049
how dare you make fun of animebro he's my friend

>> No.8680573

>>8678493
>My thoughts are why an amateur like yourself has those truffles?
You don't have to complete aptitude test to buy truffles. You just need some money.

>> No.8680574

It will irk food snobs so I approve.

>> No.8680618

>>8680573
Let me rephrase my question: OP is a faggot

>> No.8680621

>>8678812

wow really made me think thank you

>> No.8680624

need to set your mandolin to slice thinner

>> No.8681263

this is art

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8681350

>>8678370
Well
how does it taste

>> No.8681358

Why is everyone so mad that OP chose to waste his own money

>> No.8681405

>>8678370
I bet it was the best god damn kraft you've ever had. Add some sliced hot dogs and you'd be michelin tier.