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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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8670474 No.8670474 [Reply] [Original]

Does anyone have any cooking webm's like this? I had most of the stuff so I tried it and it was pretty good.

>> No.8670483
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8670483

This is what I made. I would use 2 tortillas like in the webm cause my single one started falling apart.

>> No.8670497

>>8670474
What kind of sick fuck puts rice inside of a tortilla? Would you eat a rice sandwich?

>> No.8670520

>>8670497
>3 corn tortillas per sandwich
This guy is fucked in the head. Fuckin sick faggot.

>> No.8670526

>>8670483
Looks good dude.

>> No.8670532

>>8670497
>>8670520
thanks for the bump!

>> No.8670535
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>>8670483
>Rice in tortilla
>Asian chicken in tortilla

What the fuck man, I can understand "muh fusion" with the chicken but the rice is just gonna dry and bland things up... Maybe if it was flavored rice with butter cilantro and lime n shit but god damn.

You disgust me.

>> No.8670536

>>8670474
someone has zero female friends on facebook, this shit is the only stuff they post

>> No.8670539

>>8670474
>>8670483
>>8670532
i feel like it would have been much better without the tortilla

>> No.8670540

this is the worst recipe I've ever seen in my life, and the fact that someone put it in webm form makes me sick to my stomach

>rice
>chicken
>tortilla

good fucking god. Did it at least occur to him to just eat the rice and chicken together? I mean, why the fucking sad taco? Is the need to appeal to Mexican culture that strong?

>> No.8670550

>>8670535
>rice is just gonna dry and bland things up
you put green onions in it.
>>8670539
>i feel like it would have been much better without the tortilla
I had tortillas already.

>> No.8670554

the rice with only green onion gonna be bland as fuck, at least flavor it with something

>> No.8670562

>>8670554
I'm a non smoker so most things I eat aren't bland.

>> No.8670613

>>8670539
haha seriously. Why even use the tortilla? Its just a cold packaged corn tortilla. Hardly any flavor and will just throw off the teriyaki and rice. How about a side salad with poppy seed dressing instead?

>> No.8670761
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Cleanup was easy too

>> No.8670766

>>8670761
You need to soak cast iron in soapy water overnight to get all the old oils out

>> No.8670924

>>8670540
Hard to be a successful meme food fusion hipster in California without appealing to the chicanos

>> No.8670960

>>8670539
I just learned how to make this last month, but definitely never tortillas. Also, you don't need brown sugar AND honey. Also, not enough soy sauce. This will be super sweet not salty.

>> No.8671009

>>8670761
>>8670766

alright, i'll give you an 8/10. I was triggered.

>> No.8671055

>>8670483
That's a flour tortilla and the webm showed corn. You failed. Give it to a homeless person and start over.

>> No.8671061

>>8670497
I have put Spanish rice in a tortilla.
*kills self*

>> No.8671081

/ck/ really tries to keep the memes fresh and i applaud that, very inspired

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>> No.8671126

>>8671123
Why?

>> No.8671128
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>> No.8671138

>>8671128
:(

>> No.8671140

>>8671123
But why though.

>> No.8671146

>>8670550
>you put green onions in it

and that magically fixes it! Wow quality b8

>> No.8671149

>>8671128
No, stop it.

>> No.8671152

>>8671126
>>8671140
That's what it's for.

>> No.8671191

>>8671123
>autotragic drivers
does not surprise me.

>> No.8671223 [DELETED] 

>>8670924
MUH LIBERAL HIPSTER BOOGEYMAN
>>>/pol/

>> No.8671316

>>8670474

/r/GifRecipes

>> No.8671334

>>8671223
thi

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>> No.8671471

>>8671417
that's a pretty moist burger, who is this youtuber?
like that you can watch him cooking in the spoon

>> No.8671487

>>8671471

Judging by those fat fingers, that ring, and the fact that everything looks absolutely disgusting from start to finish?

I'm going to assume that it's Cooking With Jack.

>> No.8671494

>>8671417

jackposting makes me feel better about myself

>> No.8671503

>>8671487
yeah balsamic reduction on a burger seems a little too fancy for me too

I'll check him out

>> No.8671604

>>8671417
Is engine oil a common condiment in cooking nowadays?

>> No.8671651

>>8670535
Rice is suppose to be fluffy (unless it's short grain or sticky), if it's dried and hard you have cooked it wrong.

>> No.8671653
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>>8670761
You are not supposed to put soak in cast iron pans!


My brother was SUPER MAD after his roommate did this after using his iron wok.

>> No.8671656

>>8671140
Probably a rental car?

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>>8671128
I kinda want to try it. I've already dipping french fries in mcflurry.

>> No.8671668

>>8671660

I had to check to see where that picture came from.

Is http://lilbuco.com/ a joke website or something? Can anyone confirm if it's a real place or not?

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>>8670474
>brown sugar and honey
>not foregoing all of that and just using oyster sauce
>not using any spice or paste other than garlic and ginger
>not cooking the ginger and garlic in oils before adding the chicken

>> No.8671695

>>8671674
that’s how white people cook

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>>8671668
>when u google

>> No.8671701

>>8670539
>i feel like

>> No.8671805

>>8671123
i lost it with this man

>> No.8671815

>>8671604
>condiment in cooking
Idiot.

>> No.8671816

>>8671674
who the fuck uses oyster sauce for teriyaki?

>> No.8671847

>>8671123

I havent laughed so hard in a long time.

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>>8671123

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>>8671123
oh my fucking god kek

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?!?!?!

>> No.8671919

>>8670483

Way too much rice and not enough chicken. It's a retarded idea anyway, just put it in a bowl.

>> No.8671921

>>8671417
where the FUCK does he find all these terrible recipes?

>> No.8671985

>>8671921
He lurks

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>> No.8672035

>>8670483
Where's the fucking sauce?

>> No.8672041

>>8672020
Fucking Edward James Olmos put on a couple pounds.

>> No.8672721
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:3

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>>8672721

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>>8672725

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>>8672730

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>>8672735

>> No.8672758
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>>8672748

>> No.8672764
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>>8672758

>> No.8672780

>>8671123
Must be a rental car

>> No.8672795

I'm lost these aren't time limited or size limited, why is it broken into 7 parts?

>> No.8672802

>>8672795

Segments primarily. felt like natural cuts rather then them randomly ending. I can always go back and max them out.

>> No.8672820

>>8672721
>>8672725
>>8672730
>>8672735
>>8672748
>>8672758
>>8672764

>can't flip pancake
>can perfectly apply cosmetics to her eyes without blinding herself

Something doesn't add up here...

>> No.8672851

>>8672820
What are you? Retarded?

>> No.8672856

>>8672820
>Someone does it for her

>> No.8672867

>>8670520

That's what I thought, anybody who triple wraps their tortilla needs to heavy medicated and monitored

>> No.8672873

>>8672851

No, she is, obviously.

>>8672856

>people who make YouTube videos with iPhones in their own kitchen can afford cosmeticians.

Sure..sure... It's a ruse and you're falling for it.

>> No.8672875

>>8672873
or a mom, or sister. Wow you're stupid.

>> No.8672885
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>>8672875

>L-LEAVE MY C-C-CRIPPLEFU ALONE!!!

What an embarrassment to have fallen for her ruse.

>implying her family has the free time for or desire to cater to her every twitchy whim

>> No.8672921

She has videos on how she lives her daily life. Makeup application included.

You know, she's not mentally retarded. That's your department.

>> No.8672937

>>8670474
This is even worse than simply sara
At least simply sara probably understands on some level how awful she is
This chick seems to think she's a gourmet chef

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>>8672721
>>8672725
>>8672730
>>8672735
>>8672758
>>8672764
i dont think these videos are about cooking, if u know what i mean.
thehehehe

>> No.8672969

>>8672885
just accept you got schooled, pedo

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>>8671123

>> No.8673546

>>8670474
Is it a must to add honey to the teriyaki sauce?

>> No.8673597
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>>8672764
imagine penetrating that ass she orgasms which ends up controlling her twitchiness and palsy. She is addicted to your cock to overcome her issues.

I hope i can flood her womb with my seed.

>> No.8673657

>>8672721
I want to suck those tits so bad

>> No.8673668

>>8671668
>>8671660
>>8671698
oh my god this is so great

>> No.8673682

>>8673546
Maybe in North Korea, but in the US you can add whatever you want.

>> No.8673811

>>8672764
>tfw no cerebral palsy gf

>> No.8673833
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8673833

Since some fucked anon dropped the retard girl, can I drop some Ja/ck/s?

>> No.8673876

>>8670550
Green onions are hardly ever fucking added to white rice like that (also just use a fucking rice cooker). If anything they are just for garnish. Chicken and rice were OK and adding bok choy would've made it better than a fucking tortilla.

t. Chinese

>> No.8673967

>>8671653
if he thinks dish detergent is going to destroy a chemical bond over the course of a 2 minute wash he is retarded

>> No.8673994

>>8670483
At least warm the tortilla you philistine.

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8674238

>>8673833
Ok, but just one.

>> No.8675031

>>8674238
A M E R I C A N