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>burn myself on the stove
>remind myself that i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real

>> No.8662661

>>8662657
>i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real
>but fuck that really hurts

>> No.8662665

Are you able to leave the simulation?

>> No.8662666

eat a naga pepper and remind yourself you arent actually on fire, see how ur body reacts

>> No.8662711

>>8662657
Do you ever cook some next level shit with your Neo powers?

>> No.8662720
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8662720

>>8662661
kek

>> No.8662726
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>>8662665
can you ?

>> No.8662742

>>8662657
>put on nightly helium tank to see if I can actually die
>wake up in morning and it somehow got erased from existence
Fucking bullshit. I need this shit patched out right now.
>>8662665
I heard suicide forces you out, but for some reason it doesn't work for me. Try it out, I heard some dudes got around it a while ago

>> No.8663094

>>8662657
I would split that fucking pussy in two and then ask her to apologize.

>> No.8663116

the trick is to remember AT THE MOMENT OF YOUR DEATH

that when they try to convince you to pass through the light tunnel say no

and don't come back on any soul contract, come back on your own terms but get it all confirmed with your oversoul

don't believe the memes and don't fall for the love frequency scam

they are not yourr friends

they want to feed off your emotions in this realm as you fulfill a "karmic debt" you don't actually owe anyone

>> No.8663121

>>8662726
Don't answer my question with another question you piece of shit.

>> No.8663131

>>8663094

No woman has ever consented to being touched by you, guaranteed.

>> No.8663138

>>8663131
obese tumblr bluehair detected

>> No.8663171

>>8663131
That's not true though, friend.

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>>8663116
Wow, this is probably some of the best advice I've ever received on this website.

>> No.8663465

>>8663131
I kek'd

>> No.8663661
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8663661

I burned myself while making shugar glass topper for a cake for my bfs mom birthday.
Pain is real

>> No.8663684

Burns and toothaches. The only two real pains out there as far as normal things go. Burns and toothaches.

>> No.8663704

>>8662657
kek reminds me of Dutch masterchef

one of the participants burned her hand on a hot pan and then one of the hosts started shitting on her for that, telling her that pain is only an emotion

he then proceeded to burn himself on the same pan

>> No.8663957

>>8663131
If you pay them, it's consent

>> No.8663981

>>8663661
You're a big guy.

>> No.8664016

> cooking dinner rush
> fatty sous chef being annoying and standing in my way
> I weigh 160 lb, he's 350+ lbs
> Keep asking him to move
> I'll burn you if you don't fucking move
> He smiles and continues being annoying
> Burn his arm with a hot as fuck pan
> He stays away

>> No.8664028

>>8663116
I thought /x/ was to paranoid to leave their board?

>> No.8664032

>>8663661
>shugar
It's like normal sugar, only really quiet. shhhhhhhhh.

>> No.8664414

>>8662657
if you're living in a simulation then the pain is real to you, it's just not real to those administering the simulation

>> No.8664422

>living in a simulation
>tire model isn't retarded

pick one

>> No.8664429

>>8663094
>her

>> No.8664455

>>8663116
>they want to feed off your emotions in this realm as you fulfill a "karmic debt" you don't actually owe anyone
Only the dead can know peace from this Jewry.

>> No.8664506

>>8663661
>women
>can't do anything right

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>>8662657
>think about how ugly Iam and how I'll never have a qt gf
>remind myself that i'm living in a simulation and that pain is not real

>> No.8664632

>>8663661
>cooking with that chipped nail varnish
>burns xhe's hand

I'M GLAD. Get that shit off your hands and out of my food you trailertrash cunt/bitch.

>> No.8664856

>>8663981
... For you

>> No.8665314

>>8663185
That's a filthy fucking picture

>> No.8665315

>>8663957
Even if they don't consent

?

>> No.8665896

>>8664632
Actually I painted my nails after the incident bc i was bored and couldn't do anything.
It was cheap stuff my bfs mom buys for herself so it started chipping off right away. Swelling was awfull for three days...

>> No.8665988

>>8665315
Once they have the money in their hand, no means yes

>> No.8666039
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8666039

what if the simulation itself WAS real?

>> No.8666051

>Burn myself on the oven rack
>Remind myself that I have an alcohol problem because the skin is charred, yet doesn't hurt

>> No.8666053

>>8662665

The manual override buttons are located in these three locations;

40.7829° N, 73.9654° W
37.7694° N, 122.4862° W
51.5073° N, 0.1657° W

Check the fountains. Good luck

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>>8662661
>but fuck that really hurts
You poor fool
You know less than a clown

>> No.8667382

>>8663131
Consent is a meme

>> No.8668489

>>8665896
Does it still hurt?

>> No.8668528

>>8667382
>consent is a meme
Why does this board attract so many retards?

>> No.8668548

>>8668528
>falling for obvious bait

>> No.8668550

>>8668528
female/nu-male detected

>> No.8668768

>>8662657
Is 11 alive?

>> No.8670264

>>8668489
Yes

>> No.8670706

>>8663131
faggot

>> No.8670714

>>8663131
Kek

>> No.8671721

>>8670264
Good.