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Lads I accidentally touched some butter today, how long do you reckon until the diabetes takes me?

>> No.8661992

>butter
>diabetes

>> No.8662001

>>8661900
Plot twist

The diabeetus was inside of you the whole time, you just needed to go on the quest to realize it

>> No.8662019

>>8661992
>americans
>not fucking retarded

>> No.8662041

>>8661900
She looks like a bit of a porker milf I'd bang her a few times, would probably have to get a bit drunk first though and do it in a dimly lit room. I wonder what it would feel like if I stuffed a warm stick of butter in her snatch first.....

>> No.8662123

>>8662041
Okay

>> No.8662151
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8662151

>>8661900
>Lads I accidentally touched some butter today, how long do you reckon until the diabetes takes me?

Butter was yet another tool invented by the white devil to reek havoc on African American lives.

Pretty sure white slave owners invented "soul food"

>> No.8662154

>>8662151

Holy shit senpai, you weren't kidding.


> Compared to the general population, African Americans are disproportionately affected by diabetes: 13.2% of all African Americans aged 20 years or older have diagnosed diabetes. African Americans are 1.7 times more likely to have diabetes as non Hispanic whites.

>> No.8662172

>>8662041
>I want to rob her at gunpoint
>and as she is handing me the cash she looks at me with stern eyes and she whispers
>"Nigger"
>and then decades later on a completely unrelated matter, the court forces her to recount that event and it costs her her entire media empire

This is my fetish.

>> No.8662177

>>8662154
African Americans are also more likely to be poor, so no surprise really.

>> No.8662519

>>8662172
I want to pour a pan of boiling butter over her asshole to use as lube then I'd brutally sodomise her while stabbing her in the kidneys and under her shoulder blades. Then I'd hold her head in a vat of melted butter and cum in her ass just as she went limp.

>> No.8662696

>>8662019
OBSESSED

>> No.8663333

>>8661900
>how long do you reckon until the diabetes takes me?
Too.

>> No.8663803

>>8661900
Diabetes you get from carbohydrates like sugar. Fat is safe until you overdo it and it clogs uranus.

>> No.8663813

Bout tree fiddy boi

>> No.8663928

>>8662151
Overseers just wanted some thicc darkness to shot their seed in

>> No.8663959

Gonna fill everyone in on a big secret

>All chefs use a shitload of butter

Paula Deen's only sin was showing it in person. Don't believe me? Look at Joel Robuchon's recipe for Mashed Potatoes. It's like 1:1 Potato to Butter ratio.

You know what you're supposed to do. Eat less food. No one got far off eating a cookie or fried chicken. They got fat by polishing off a sleeve of Chips Ahoy and eating half a bucket of KFC.

>> No.8665443

>>8663959
>only a half bucket
noob

>> No.8665499

>>8662172
>not even allowed to call your thief a nigger anymore

Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America...

>> No.8665768

>>8662154
>black people are uneducated and unhealthy
Damn white man and his conspiracies