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8637060 No.8637060 [Reply] [Original]

You lose

>> No.8637069
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8637069

>>8637060
>his wife's son is black

>> No.8637073

>>8637069
That's Pelé.

>> No.8637101
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>> No.8637103

>>8637069
hilarious

>> No.8637346

>>8637060
Crepe

>> No.8637351
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>>8637101

>> No.8637406

>>8637101
It's pretty common in the southern US

>> No.8637480

>>8637060
bad white balance is all

>> No.8637486

>>8637101
I am sickened but curious.

>> No.8637489

I don't see anything wrong with this. Savory pancakes are a thing.

>> No.8637496

>>8637489
Yeah but with cheese or bacon or tomatoes. I'm not sure fish is a winning combination.

>> No.8637501

>>8637060
If you make the batter with beer instead of milk this might not be bad bad at all.

>> No.8637502

>>8637496
I won't knock it til I try it

>> No.8637505

>>8637406
To use that much, really?

>> No.8637518

>>8637505
I'm as Southern as a collard green and I'd slap the shit out of someone if I saw them putting sugar on spaghetti. Especially if the sauce is already premade.

>> No.8637550

>>8637346
Mong.

>> No.8637555

>>8637060
tuna is good
pancake is good

so the two combined must be good too

simple math retards

>> No.8637588

>>8637101
>doesn't realize modern spaghetti sauce already has sugar added

>> No.8637647

>>8637496
All the things you just mentioned go great with tuna.

>> No.8637652

>>8637060
The real crime here is that he's using tuna out of the can instead of making tuna salad and using that. I guess you could serve it with two or three cups of water.

>> No.8637661

>>8637652

Not op but you sir are my hero of the day. I definitely will try that today

>> No.8637663

>>8637486
>I am sickened but curious.
Like a fatal car accident. Doesn't mean you should actually do that.

>> No.8637674

>>8637101
My hands are numb just from looking at this

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>> No.8637854
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>>8637069
>IMG_2433.png

>> No.8637859

>>8637060
yknow with some dill sour creme and red onions, ok, but... wtf

>> No.8637865

>>8637496
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okonomiyaki

>> No.8637890

>>8637674

I found myself literally shaking

>> No.8637930

>>8637101
I've always put sugar in tomato sauces when I make my own. Obviously I don't just like pile it on top of the made dish, but when I'm making the sauce itself of course you put in a bit of sugar.

>> No.8637932

>>8637930
>a bit

>> No.8637936

I thought you weren't allowed to eat fish on Friday

>> No.8637940

>>8637101
Well they're not wrong, but with that much sugar I wouldn't be surprised if one of their extremities has been amputated.

>> No.8637942

>>8637101
>>8637930
>>8637940
I have a strong suspicion this person used jarred pasta sauce which already comes with a shitload of sugar kek.

>> No.8637947

>>8637932
I don't really like overly sweet things so I only use a small amount. My sister likes her stuff ridiculously sweet though so I assume she puts in a ton. It's pretty disgusting honestly.

>> No.8637954

>>8637930

Wouldn't it depend entirely on what tomatoes you had? Some need sugar, some don't.

>> No.8637957

>>8637930
Why do people make sauces "their own?" It doesn't seem like much less work than just making a sauce by putting seasonings into a tomato paste.

>> No.8637977

>>8637954
Yes. But usually generic supermarket tomatoes suck.

>>8637957
Not sure what the hell you're cooking but seasoning in tomato paste wouldn't be a good spaghetti sauce.

Personally I use canned crushed tomatoes as my base. I definitely consider that my own because everything I season and cook I do myself. I'm just skipping chopping up my own tomatoes.

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>>8637073
>His wife's son is Pelé

>> No.8637994

>>8637957
That's pretty much what I do.

>>8637977
I've always used a mixture of tomato paste and diced tomatoes.

>> No.8637998

>>8637555
>Ice cream is good
>Pizza is good

>> No.8638005

>>8637998
You've never had a dessert pizza with a tomato sorbet sauce?

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>>8637845
Lost

>> No.8638008

>>8637994
Yeah that's probably about the equivalent of a can of crushed tomatoes.

I've been wanting a weekend to completely make a sauce from scratch, roast my own tomatoes and everything, just to see if it makes a huge difference (probably won't).

>> No.8638010

>>8638005
Nope, i've had real pizza and real dessert though

>> No.8638028

>>8637406
says who?

t. Houstonian

>> No.8638036

>>8638010
You need to live a bit more.

>> No.8638057

>>8638028
Says me
t. Georgian not from the Atlanta area

>> No.8638088

>>8638005
Nice memes, hipster. Tell me more about your grilled Santa Barbara squid beaks with spherical baby pine cone consomme and freeze-dried reindeer blood chips. Faggot.

>> No.8638104

>>8638088
Shhh, you hear that? Sounds like a plane high overhead.

>> No.8638106

>>8637890
How much of a pussy are you?

>> No.8638119

>>8638106
how much of a newfag are you?

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>> No.8638173

>>8637957
i garden and have about 1,000,000 tomatoes at the end of summer/fall.. you can only eat so many of them. the rest go into jarring salsas or sauces

>> No.8638175

>>8638165
that looks like vegan cheese, since it didn't melt. but it probably tastes okay

>> No.8638177

>>8638175
How can anyone be this stupid and think they're not stupid?

>> No.8638200

>>8638177
i'm sorry anon, did you make that casserole?

it just looks like stuff my vegan friends make sometimes. like throw all the veggies ya got in the kitchen in, and then throw your parmela brand vegan cheese on top and call it good. that's exactly how vegan cheeses 'melt' in the oven. just get sorta sweaty

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>>8638200
it seriously looks like they tried to make shepards pie or something, mashed potatoes on top of corn and carrots, and then used one of pic related to top it. i mean sorry if i'm missing a huge meme here or something

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>> No.8638263

>>8638210
I agree with you anon. Don't be so easily baited.

>> No.8638269

>>8637406
I've lived in TN most of my life and I have never seen this shit anywhere.
Not to say that sugar isn't widely used in massive amounts, but I've never seen it in spaghetti ever.

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>>8637406
as if I needed another reason to hate you flyover hicks even more.

>> No.8638288
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Eggs

>> No.8638319

>>8638269
blame the movie The Godfather (the book doesn't mention it at all)
there's a scene where a dude makes a tomato sauce and includes red wine and "his special touch", sugar.
if you don't like fucking acidity you shouldn't eat tomato sauce jesus christ. "this habanero is too spicy, let's hollow it out of all seeds and fill it with milk to neutralize it" fuck

>> No.8638322

>>8638319
autism alert

>> No.8638327

>>8638322
nah
sorry you like sweet tomatoes, they don't grow that way, maybe try a candy store instead of the produce aisle

>> No.8638950

>>8638263
i guess i didnt understand why anyone would call someone stupid just because they typed 'vegan' or something

>> No.8638962

>>8638327
They do though. Just not the pink grocery store abominations. The natural sweetness in a tomato will offset the acidity, but if your tomatoes are basically tasteless, that's where it comes in.

>> No.8638974

>>8637406
>pretty common in black ghettos of the southern US

ftfy
I worked at an Italian place with this nog who always made himself spaghetti with butter, sugar, and cheddar cheese. He literally called it "ghetto spaghetti"
t. Memphian

>> No.8639013

>>8638269
>>8638974
Geez, you fags need to go to the bad side of town more often. That's where all the good, unhealthy spaghetti is. It's much better than the shit that spills out of your pockets

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>>8637101
Wtaf.

>> No.8639133

https://youtu.be/Kxn-QQh_Byc

View at your own risk.

>> No.8639144

>>8638173
>about 1,000,000 tomatoes

No, you don't.

>> No.8639153

>>8639133
I think I have had enough internet for today...

>> No.8639166

>>8637406
so is type 2 diabetes

>> No.8639189

>>8638173
That's cool, but where's the pic?

>> No.8639193

>>8638319
>hollow it out of all seeds
the spice is not in the seeds, tho

>> No.8639198

>>8639133
What am I missing here?

>> No.8639207

>>8639133
i feel sick

>> No.8639222

>>8639133
>Seasoning the water
>That amount of water to the meat
>CHEESE FUCKING WHIZ INTO THE SAUCE
I'm gagging

>> No.8639252

>>8639133
>Boiling ground beef
>All that fucking seasoning
>All that fucking salt in the pasta water
>Ragu pasta sauce
>A jar of cheese whiz

Jesus Christ that shit looks foul

>> No.8639257

>>8639153
>>8639198
>>8639222
>>8639252
The girl who made that is like 14 to be fair.

>> No.8639272

>>8637060
That looks delicious, though. Make the crepes with sour cream in the batter and add chopped onions to the tuna and that's a great lunch.

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>>8637496
tuna patties are thing..

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>>8639133
I actually gagged when she started putting in the fucking cheese whiz

>> No.8639300

>>8638974
dumb nigger couldn't even think to call it "spaghetto"

>> No.8639331

>>8639133

>Badia and Goya

No me digas. Dios Mio, save their soul. This white devil knows not what they do

I was gagging from "Add water"

>> No.8639336

>>8637060
I don't see a problem... it's basically bread and fish.

I've had plenty of savoury pancakes before, they are good. Just because you associated pancakes with cloying toppings doesn't mean these versatile planar bread foodstuffs are limited to such diabetic and sophomoric parameters.

>> No.8639340

>>8639331
She's not white, she's hispanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUOcDPcZUdo..

>> No.8639360

>>8639340
she has a fucking mustache

>> No.8639367

>>8639360
Well yeah she's hispanic.
The one on the left at the beginning is who made the "spaghetti" though.

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>>8639300
oh fuck that's good.

>> No.8639376

>>8637845
>I'm so fucked up.jpg

>> No.8639386

>>8638057
>Georgian not from the Atlanta area
So am I, you're full of shit.

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>>8637101

>> No.8639411

>>8637406
I've never heard of that in my entire life until I see memers on /ck/ talk about it.

t. Birmingham

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>>8637101

>when you realise it's ketamine

>> No.8639450

>>8637406
are you serious? I guess I'm glad I am a proud New Englander

>> No.8639452

>>8638974
You ever had KoolAid from a black person's house, 3 parts sugar to one part water and they only drink purple

>> No.8639454

>>8637845
Just pick it up and lick it off.

>> No.8639466
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>>8637060

kickin' terryaki breasts

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>>8637845

>> No.8639588

>>8639133
Topped off with a refreshing orange soda

>> No.8639740

>>8637060
In russia you make the pancakes more like crepes and fill them with caviar or even ground beef

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>>8637101
I had a roommate who did this shit, we had a 2 gallon pot full of spaghetti and the dipshit added a bunch of sugar to it. That was our food for the week, I was so pissed off. So glad to be gone from that hellhole apartment.

>> No.8640085

>>8639740
gozleme

>> No.8640118

>>8639466
Kek i remember this from the 1 star recipe thread.

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>> No.8640148

>>8640031

The only food you had for a week was a pot of spaghetti?

>> No.8640162

>>8640148
Yeah, times were hard back then.

>> No.8640163

>>8640148
I think that was their plan, not that they were forced to. Bulk cooking, you know?

>> No.8640174
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Tonkatsu with curry gravy.

>> No.8640176

>>8640174

Looks pretty good, honestly

>> No.8640194

>>8639133
I kind of want to make cheez whiz meat sauce now, but besides that the whole video is disgusting.

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>>8637101
GODDAMNIT I hate sweet spaghetti sauce with a passion.

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>>8639133
>https://youtu.be/Kxn-QQh_Byc

>add as much cheese whiz as you like
>american quisine

>> No.8640239

>>8637998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c

>> No.8640247

>>8638106
It's a meme you dip

>> No.8640253

>>8639274
Salmon patties are good, kinda like shitty crab cakes.

>> No.8640258

>>8638288
I don't believe you

Looks like semi-cooked pancake batter

>>8640174
>Katsu with curry

Just serve on some rice and I'd eat that, actually

>> No.8640262

>>8637406
Quit trying to defame the south.
I've never seen sugar on spaghetti. Ever.
>t. North Carolinian

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>> No.8640330

>>8638220
its a bit heavy on the pasta but it looks decent

>> No.8640371

>>8640320
I don't get it

>> No.8640399

>>8637930
I always use italian dressing if I want to give it some sweetness

>> No.8640402

>>8639257
Oh thank Christ.

>> No.8640409

>>8640320
That's a Scotch Egg, nigger. Nothing cringe about it.

>> No.8640431

>>8638327
>they don't grow that way
Have you ever eaten a proper fucking tomato in your life?
What next, bell peppers aren't sweet?

>> No.8640578

Does anyone have those Italian Cooking with Marie videos like where she throws away the meat because it touched the counter and she makes homemade pasta sauce with about an entire bottle of oil because that's "where the flavor is"???

>> No.8640613

>>8639133
dinner for people you dont want coming over again

>> No.8640617

>>8637930
Maple anon, use maple instead.

>> No.8640626

>>8637845
Left handed fags are the reason we can't have nice thing.

>> No.8640634

>>8640431
fun fact

the peppers with three bumps on the bottom will be more sweet than the ones with four bumps on it

>> No.8640680

>>8637406
bullshit. maybe in lousiana, but those people are fucking illiterate inbred cocksuckers and I know there is nothing they wouldnt stoop to.

or people from ohio. that is where the fat is at.
>>8637936
no meat on friday, or during Lent.

>> No.8640695

>>8639336
>Just because you associated pancakes with cloying toppings doesn't mean these versatile planar bread foodstuffs are limited to such diabetic and sophomoric parameters.
I agree with you, but what inspired this choice of vocabulary?

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>>8640626
Most right handed people hold their fork with the left hand and the knife with the right hand though.
>mfw I always did it the opposite even though I'm right handed and apparently that's not the way it's "supposed" to be done

>> No.8640907

>>8640198
Fucking this. Literally EVERY single person in my family besides me that can cook does this shit.

It's to the point that if they're cooking I have to ask for mine to be made separate. Feel like a asshole afterward but sugary shit makes me nauseous.

>> No.8641082

>>8640626
Fork in left, knife in right is "correct" for right-handed people.

>>8640894
I'm left handed and I use the fork with my left hand. I'm a surgeon with a knife with both hands. Most lefties have more ambidextrousness than righties.

>> No.8641087

>>8637060

putting salty things in pancakes is piff though.

>> No.8641088

>>8641082
In fact, it's usually right handed people who have to cut with their right hands then switch the fork over to their right hands to eat.

>> No.8641095 [DELETED] 

>>8639133

this spaghetti is fucking disgusting.

>> No.8641096

>>8639252

You're supposed to season your pasta water.

>> No.8641100

>>8639222

>not seasoning the water

Enjoy eating bland spaghetti.

>> No.8641101

>>8641088
>In fact, bullshit.
What kind of un co-ordinated spastic does this?

>> No.8641109

>>8641088
No

>> No.8641112

>>8641101
Only a shart in mart could be that retarded

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>>8640578

I looked and can't find any mirrors ;~;

>> No.8641159

>>8641134
marie took down the video?? Nooooooo

>> No.8641191

>>8640680
Hey man I'm from Louisiana and that shit never happens. Dick.

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yall aint ready for this....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA

>> No.8641248

>>8641238
Youtube video? hell no.

but fucking everyone has done this shit at one point in their lives.

>> No.8641259

>>8641238
watch at 2:30 and 4:15

>> No.8641288

>>8640174

Presentation is terrible, but Japanese curry with Chicken Katsu is fairly common. I think Go Go Curry offers something similar.

>> No.8641297

>152 replies
>only 30 images

>> No.8641399

>>8641238
she's actually terrifying.

>> No.8641400

>>8639133
I actually threw up.

>> No.8641442

>>8641101
me

>> No.8641487

>>8641238
What the hell is wrong with her?

>> No.8641497

>>8639257
no she hasnt those were the hands of a 40 year old woman

>> No.8641508

>>8639133

This angers me that I know this person thinks this is great and probably has some retarded family who go around saying shit like "OH BOY TONIGHT IS MOM'S MEAT SPAGHETTI OH BOY OH BOY IM HAVING EXTRA CHEESE WHIZZ OH BOY OH BOY MM MMM THANKS MOM"

>> No.8641521

>>8641508
Somebody earlier in the thread says she's like 14 or something, so it's probably more like cringing parents trying to encourage their daughter to cook and be creative, but dread having to eat their cheese wiz spaghetti meat slush
>oh WOW honey it looks so GOOD you did such a GREAT JOB wooowwweee, mm mm mm, boy am I hungry haha.. ha.. ha.

>> No.8641610

>>8641238
Jesus, fucking Velveeta Cheese on a quesadilla.

>> No.8641624

>>8641610
That reads a lot differently if you don't notice the comma...

>> No.8641644

>>8641238
americans are absolutely disgusting

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>>8641259
what i don't get is why didn't she just retape the video? the recipe would only take like 3 minutes and 50 cents worth of food if done correctly anyways

>> No.8641734

>>8639340
>white

I don't think so, Tim.

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>>8641683

>> No.8641786

>>8641712
what the hell is going on in that image...

>> No.8641817

>>8641712
Are Americans really shaped like this?

>> No.8641899

>>8640409
I think maybe it's that he wants the yolk runny?

>> No.8641908

>>8639189
i don't really have any of the final harvests, but here's one of my heirlooms with a couple pretty ones. tomatoes have a pretty long growing season here. this year i'm growing some eva purple ball/ isis cherry tomato / tommy toe heritage varieties and i'm excited to see how they taste

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>>8641908
forgot pic

>> No.8641934

>>8641817
I fucking wish. Even she isn't actually shaped like this.

>> No.8641967

>>8641910
That's, like, 5 or 7, TOPS. You promised me a MILLION tomatoes, anon. Very disappointed in you.

Shaking my head, famiglia.

>> No.8641983

>>8639133
i boil meat but use the water as soup stock. is this bad

>> No.8641995

I'm italian and this thread gave me cancer

>> No.8641997

>>8641683
this looks great
im a sucker for comically oversized foods though

>> No.8642000

>>8641238
what the fuck is wrong with her voice

>> No.8642009

>>8640124
I get it! It's because he's cooki-ing the juices right?

>> No.8642014

>>8641967
bahaha, come over and have a visit late august! i'll give you some toms to take home. won't disappoint. promise.

>> No.8642020

>>8639133
Why does it always start with a similarly sounding guitar?

>> No.8642054

>>8642009
no

>> No.8642055

>>8639133
kill me

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>>8641659
benis :DDDD

>> No.8642154

>>8640320
Scotch eggs are so good.

>> No.8642181

>>8641238
this lady will give me nightmares

>> No.8642369

>>8640320
eggs look fine, but that plate though

>> No.8642416

>>8637588
Yeah, but like a tablespoon or two at MAX, man

>> No.8642428

>>8640311
Looks fine, but I'd want to smell it first.
If it smelled good it would probably taste good.

>> No.8642518

>>8641238

>I saw you on pornhub. you are amazing

>WHAT????? but thank you.

Went from cringe to kek so fast I think I got whiplash

>> No.8642642

>>8640124
Actually tasty tho

>> No.8642716

>>8642518
Hah

>> No.8642778

>>8640124
I used to eat cookie crisp cereal with OJ instead of milk

>> No.8642877

>>8637406
Lived in the south all my life and never have heard of someone doing this.

>> No.8642888

>>8641238
Pretty sure this is just an alien trying to put on its most enthusiastic human female impression

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>>8641238
>that exhale at the start of every sentence

>> No.8642990

>>8637936
friday is when you do eat fish (instead of other meat). what was your upbringing like, that you don't know this?

>> No.8643042

>>8641399
>>8641487
She's a Seinfeld character, obviously.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eiiD4Qzk0w

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>>8637101

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>>8641238
holy FUCK she looks too wealthy to be high on crack but uhhhhhh what is this?

>> No.8643082

>>8641238
I laughed non-stop from beginning to end

>> No.8643094

>>8641238
Oh boy, I remember this lady

>> No.8643101

>>8642990

btfo catholic jew

>> No.8643141

>>8639133
Why does the sink keep clogging?

>> No.8643142

>>8641910
Looks good

>> No.8643151

>>8641659
>Using fake milk
Yeah, I sure can see the cringe. Real mämmi deserves real milk.

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>>8639133

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>> No.8643226

wtf i hate food now

>> No.8643277

>>8641934
to be fair thats an unedited screencap from a video of her on ellen

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>>8637845
lost

>> No.8643289

>>8643284
Why is George Clinton force feeding that poor transsexual man a banana?

No, you know what, I don't wanna know

>> No.8643290

>>8643042
actually, she reminds me of vanessa bayer in her child star skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG4ykoxpMU0

>> No.8643314

>>8640124
This is tasty

>> No.8643326

>>8641238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAV40GJwos4

Brand new

>> No.8643341

>>8637406
t. falseflagger

>> No.8643359

>>8641238
she reminds me of a ton of suburban moms

>what do you do when your parents aren't around
>i bet you're doing something fun

subtle wanking reference on point

>> No.8643385 [DELETED] 

>>8643326
The chicks shit all over that bed, why would she think that's a good idea?

>> No.8643441

>>8641238
Why does it feel like im watching an episode of Always Sunny from the future?

>> No.8643523

>>8637060
Would look good if the gravy didnt look like baby shit

>> No.8643535

>>8643523
>gravy

>> No.8643767

>>8643210
it's not cringe, but seems like a waste of shrimp. but rotell and doritos sounds all right

>> No.8644028

>>8639252

The seasoning of the pasta water was the only thing she did right. Honestly, I was amazed she even portioned it out properly considering how far off her internal cooking compass must be, going by the rest of the meal.

>> No.8644034

>>8641238
Is she actually on pornhub though?

>> No.8644061

>>8639252
You're suppose to put salt in the past water you tourist. That's about the one thing she did right.

>> No.8644104

>>8643326
Not crazy enough, mildly disappointed

>> No.8644129

>>8639133
I've had it before, tastes pretty good actually.

>> No.8644136

>>8643210
I would eviscerate that

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>>8644185

>> No.8644225

>>8643151
Cream or vanilla sauce.

>> No.8644296

>>8639133
>video unavailable
Can someone fill me in?

>> No.8644299
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I'm making this right now. 2 lbs of sliced potato, 2 lbs of bacon, 1.5 lbs of cheese, all layered and wrapped in bacon.

Be kind.

>> No.8644310

>>8637406
here we go again.
im from savannah GA and ive never heard of this. Never heard of any of the crazy bullshit yankees say we do like mayo sandwiches. Before i frequented this cess pool, i had no idea anyone would do any of this shit.

>> No.8644320

>>8644296
>crazy middle aged housewife on prescription drugs
>makes quesadillas with a clothes iron

Not sure how else to put it, the bitch is legitimately crazy.

>> No.8644325

>>8644320
No.

>>8644296
It was "puerto rican spaghetti". Just crazy. Boiled ground beef. Pasta sauce had nacho cheese in it. Bouillon packets left and right.

She got a lot of verbal abuse in the comments when this got posted seems she took it down because of that. Poor girl.

>> No.8644327

>>8637101
Sweet spaghetti also needs hot dogs for that salty balance of deliciousness.

>> No.8644343

>>8641238
Couldn't finish the video without a boner.
She can iron me anytime.

>> No.8644347

>>8644325
:(

>> No.8644373

>>8643210
EDIBLE
D
I
B
L
E

>> No.8644381

>>8641995
Why do italians think they somehow get to be an authority on food just because they're italian?

Seriously, fuck you people. Whenever I've been to italy it's been a fucking CHORE to find some decent place to eat. And whenever some italian has cooked for me he was a pretentious idiot who ended up making some weird shit that tasted like ass.

Unironically kys you dumb mediterranigger.

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rate my sketti-o's /ck/
is it cringe? Shitload of black pepper, some tony chachere, and the tiniest amount of garlic salt possible. Are my arteries fucked?

>> No.8644402

>>8644393
I've seen worse/10

>> No.8644406

>>8644393
>mynigga.png

>> No.8644411

>>8643210
I think that might taste good. It's a waste of shrimp sure but if you got the money... I don't know man. I'd eat that, especially drunk.

>> No.8644426

>>8641238

this bitch is crazy but I want to fuck her

>> No.8644430

>>8644320
>>8644325
rip kinda wish I'd seen it though

>> No.8644434

>>8644426
and so do I

>> No.8644487

>>8637845
What am I supposed to be looking at?

>> No.8644516

>>8644487
fork handle in syrup REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8644523

>>8644310
I'm from around Albany so you can go blow one. I'm the one who posted about the sugar spaghetti and I'll defend it all day long. Savannah is full of yankee transplants and liberals.

>> No.8644647

>>8637060
>make shitty crepe
>call it a pancake
How many people do this? I watched a video the other day about bottle batter and upon cooking the "pancakes" were filled with fruit and folded into an upside down sack.

>> No.8644649

>>8637406
No it isn't nigger.

>> No.8644654

>>8644649
*t.Chapel Hillian

>>8643341
also

>> No.8644846

>>8644325
>nacho cheese

Cheese whiz

I didn't expect this to happen because the accoint had had no activity in over a year. Tell me someone saved that video.

>> No.8644947

>>8640174
Hell yeah, good contrasting flavour profile.

>> No.8644951

>>8644947
Meant for this to go here, sorry pretty high right now.
>>8640124

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>>8637845

>> No.8646639

>>8637406
raised in new england but i had a fiance a number of years ago who grew up in west virginia and the first time she made me spaghetti she covered it in sugar.

it was disgusting. she said that's how she always had it growing up.

>> No.8646687

>>8644299
why would you do this?

is this a single serving? or will you be eating it for a while?

>> No.8646740

>>8640239
>putting it in the pizza

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>>8638974
Im black and not a single person in my family has ever added sugar to sphagetti. What in the fuck was this man thinking

>> No.8646838

https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk
https://youtu.be/cUW_bXll6YM
https://youtu.be/J47pL_BW8TQ

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>>8646838
post more ja/ck/

>> No.8646911

>>8641088
That's the "American style"

Moved to America from Europe and was at a meal at a pretentious deep southern woman's house.
She saw me eating without switching and began to lecture me on how in American fine dining you were supposed to switch hands.
According to her "european style" was only done by people wanting to quickly get the food into their mouths, while switching was refined.

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>>8637845

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I bought a food dehydrator to make some beef jerky. What cut of meat should I use and what marinade should I use?

>> No.8646967

>>8646935
Well you should start by opening a new thread

>> No.8647020

>>8637406
No it's not.

>> No.8647048

>>8639144
wow you sure got him anon, nothing escapes your keen perception

you hear that everybody? that anon was EXAGGERATING THE AMOUNT OF TOMATOES HE HAD!

>> No.8647059

>>8646911
I've never heard of this hand-switching behaviour until seeing it mentioned on /ck/.

It sounds very impractical. Do people really put the knife down and switch hands with each bite? You'd think Americans would be skinny with such practice.

>> No.8647800

>>8640634
Dammit, now I have to test this next time I'm at the store.

>> No.8647820

>>8643066
"too wealthy to be high on crack"

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new

>> No.8647837

>>8647832
Fucking Jack

>> No.8647847

>>8637406

Kentuckian here.

I have always added sugar to my pasta sauce, especially for spaghetti. Not that god damn much, but enough to balance the acidity of the tomatoes. I'm pretty sure sugar is fairly common in red sauces for that very reason.

>> No.8647854

>>8638974
Memphis here too

>> No.8647857

>>8641683
makes me think of that dexter's lab episode where he gets a big ass burrito

>> No.8647890

>>8643326
they are literally eating off of picture frames with facebook memes written on them

fucking insane

>> No.8647892

>>8647832
>>8647837
He can't really be this dumb.

I have seen so many memes posted of him.

>> No.8647896

>>8641238
ive been trying to find this video for ages. Lady is batshit

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>> No.8647914

>>8647832
That's a nice fresh Jack you have there, friendo.

>> No.8647918

>>8647906
that girl was cute

>> No.8647933

>>8640124
This doesn't look very bad though... I might try it given the chance.

>> No.8647936

>>8637845
>Not eating with hands like the Indian master race

Catch up with the rest of the human race

>> No.8647951

>>8637406
fuck off, here's your (you). stop trying

t. Texan

>> No.8647960

>>8644426
so much this.

>> No.8647962

>>8641995
way to throw your own ego out there on fucking 4chan.

Jesus christ shut the fuck up faggot.

>> No.8647965

>>8647903
Why do Mexicans like soggy chips? This is like the second webm I've seen where they just ladle and ladle on wet slop.

>> No.8647975

>>8646911
That's a really weird thing to get upset about for even American standards. I'm from the midwest so maybe it really is a Southern thing, but I'd look at that bitch like she was crazy if she started giving me shit about if I cut my fucking meat with my left hand.

>> No.8647981

>>8646834

>what was he thinking

The motherfucker immortalized his dinner on the Internet by pouring sugar on it, that's what

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>>8637101
>>8637406

>> No.8648009

>>8641238
Am i the only one at like the two minute mark think about bending her over the counter or?

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>>8647903
>>8647906
>>8647912
I see these videos over and over again and I still can't tell if people in Mexico actually eat this bullshit or if these videos are just a meme that only Mexicans are in on

>> No.8648029

>>8643210
Looks like something my dad would do.

>> No.8648069

>>8648016

I think it's just garbage pail food they try to feed tourists and drunks.

Like corn smut.

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>>8648095
all around me are familiar faces

>> No.8648203

>>8643059
What is pic related from?

>> No.8648216

>>8648203
China in Africa: Empire of dust

>> No.8648251

>>8637496
Haven't you heard of them being served with salmon? I've had it with smoked salmon, some fish roe, creme fraiche, chives etc, it's good.

It's tinned tuna here that's the problem, not the fact that fish was used.

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>>8644185
Devastated.

>> No.8648294

>>8644299
be kind to yourself first you fuckin mong

>> No.8648310

>>8637406

I actually never seen this done until I moved upnorth.

>> No.8648376

>>8640626
Forks go to left regardless of hand orientation. Clearly you've never graced the doors of a restaurant or even learned correct tame manners at all.

>> No.8648381

>>8644225
>vanilla sauce
Hirtä ittes

>> No.8648408

>>8642009
Kys

>> No.8648434

>>8648095
I didn't recognize one of this ingredients

>> No.8648437

>>8648216
thanks senpai

>> No.8648452

>>8647936
go shit in the street, pajeet

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>> No.8648548

>>8638269
american pasta sauce in general has a fucktonne of sugar in it

it was really weird to get used to

>> No.8648563

>>8643277
yes but the effects of foreshortening being hidden by her leggings give the impression that she has a very strange, exaggerated shape that she does not actually have IRL

>> No.8648572

>>8647832
honestly at this point he has to be doing this on purpose for views

even the stupidest ape could make youtube videos and put two and two together when they see that their fuckup vids have orders of magnitude more views than their regular vids

>> No.8648610

>>8643210
That picture looks awful but I think the dish itself has potential. Maybe with some more melted cheese and some chopped garlic and coriander lightly drizzled with lime juice and olive oil.

>> No.8648707

>>8648518
Why are people so goddamn stupid about edamame?

I work at a Japanese restaurant and customers pronounce it correctly maybe, MAYBE, 1/6 times.

>> No.8648751

>>8644185
Just so you know, its probably for meatloaf.

>> No.8648859

>>8637060
That'd be pretty cook if the pancakes weren't too sweet and instead of tuna you did shredded chicken or beef and then grilled the whole thing.

>> No.8648869

>>8641238
The thing that bugs me the most is the *almost* decent production quality. Something tells me this bitch is literally hiring someone to write, direct, produce, and edit her videos.

>> No.8648873

>>8646850
Cold pan, nice and cold

>> No.8648876

>>8646838
>that third one
I regularly do Bison and that bugs the shit out of me that he'd waste it like that.

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>> No.8649318

>>8640148
Hard time make hard men.
Is known.

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>>8647903
So I used to work with a guy from Mexico who grilled out all the time, him and his old lady would make some delicious fucking food, and the beginning of this gif looks like elote, but with way too much fucking mayo (assuming that white liquid was in fact mayo because that's how he said elote was made). This shit just looks like a jacked up version of it.

>> No.8649754

>>8644426
It'd be some weird and wild shit nigga.