So I'm gonna be 21 soon and gonna go to a bar. I need a list of drinks to avoid so I don't look gay.

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Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:49:58 2017 No.8623152 [Reply] [Original]

So I'm gonna be 21 soon and gonna go to a bar. I need a list of drinks to avoid so I don't look gay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:51:11 2017 No.8623155 >drinking alcohol >>>/lgbt/

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:51:49 2017 No.8623157 >>8623152 either beer or hard liquor on the rocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:52:50 2017 No.8623163 >>8623157 I assume if I can get it Vodka is the best. That's a man's drink, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:53:19 2017 No.8623167 wewewweeeeewe

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:53:49 2017 No.8623168 Nothing sweet, you fucking nancy boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:53:59 2017 No.8623172 >>8623157 >go to the bar with my m8s >I order armagnac >on the rocks >everyone calls me a faggot anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:57:34 2017 No.8623184 >>8623168 Is long island iced tea sweet?

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:58:20 2017 No.8623187
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>>8623152
Your pic is my go to.
But just how much alcohol tolerance do you have op? If your answer is little, or i don't know, stick with beer. The last thing you want to do is blow chunks in the bar bathroom.
You can't go wrong with a screwdriver.
Personally, i always liked black Russians and micheladas. The problem with micheladas is that not every bar has the ingredients to make them. Just a thought.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 21:59:10 2017 No.8623191 >>8623152 Who cares? Foofoo drinks are the only things worth drinking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:01:19 2017 No.8623193 >>8623152 Sorry, there's no chance you're not going to look gay since you think like that. Just accept it, or attend one of the conversion camps funded by chik-fuk-a.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:08:15 2017 No.8623222 >>8623187 seconding screwdriver, i also liked jack and coke when i first started drinking just take it easy and don't over do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:09:58 2017 No.8623236 >>8623172 >mates I assume you're an aussie so you should be used to being called a faggot by your friends.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:10:47 2017 No.8623238 >>8623152 Rum & Coke Whiskey & Coke Whiskey & Ginger Ale Gin & Tonic Or if for some reason you're insecure about mixers with added sugar: Anything Hard Liquor & Soda No one's gonna bat an eye at any of those.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:11:15 2017 No.8623242 >>8623163 Vodka is the girliest of all hard liquors. If you want to drink straight alcohol, whiskey or tequila is the way to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:11:47 2017 No.8623245 >>8623152 if you drink anything other than malort youre a fag if you live in a shithole that doesnt serve malort i feel bad for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:12:18 2017 No.8623249 >>8623152 Get some Fernet Branca. Straight if you're a man, with cola if you're a faggot pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:13:26 2017 No.8623253 >>8623152 The only way to not be a faggot is to not get drinks and drink straight hard alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:13:32 2017 No.8623255 >>8623152 Gin and tonic now, gin and tonic forever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:14:20 2017 No.8623257 OP here again, will I look gay if I have a designated driver?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:19:06 2017 No.8623282 >>8623257 You're going to look gay no matter what you do because you're a complete and irredeemable faggot. Just order a fruity tropical drink and grope your friends' crotches, you dirty butt pirate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:22:27 2017 No.8623300 File: 142 KB, 500x278, 1481421437041.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8623257 Yes. But you'll be a safe, and responsible gay. The best gay, second only to the dead one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:24:16 2017 No.8623308 Gin and tonic. /thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:25:47 2017 No.8623314 Appletini Swizzle is the first drink you order.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:27:00 2017 No.8623321 Don't get any girly fag drinks and just get beer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:30:50 2017 No.8623332 >>8623314 Make sure to really pronounce those S's too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:33:28 2017 No.8623345 >>8623242 >Whiskey >Not rakija K den, m8

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 22:48:26 2017 No.8623430

depends on the type of bar youre going to desu

if its like a generic pub/sports bar then get a draft beer or a highball (like a seven + seven)

only get cocktails if youre in a cocktail bar. in a shitty chain bar the cocktails will be over priced and pretty meh

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 23:02:54 2017 No.8623490 double campari, neat

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 23:21:45 2017 No.8623578 Not op, but thought I would ask here. Is drinking straight coconut rum weird? I really like coconut flavored rum, but people give me weird looks when I drink it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 23:22:12 2017 No.8623579 So you never tasted alcohol before that? If so it's kinda like the equivalent of losing virginity in your mid 20's. I'm 21 and European, have been drinking casually for a couple of years now (purchased my own since 18).

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 23:22:19 2017 No.8623580

>>8623184
Yeah but only to mask the fact it's very alcoholic, as far as cocktails go. They're an okay starter drink and people don't really judge you for them because they get you drunk fast, which is more or less the point of drinking them instead of beer or what have you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 23:24:30 2017 No.8623591 >>8623222 Both solid options. I like rum and coke with lime (technically a Cuba Libre) but not many bartenders will know what the fuck you're talking about if you order a Cuba Libre.

Anonymous Sun Feb 26 23:38:49 2017 No.8623644
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Avoid Blue Moon. It's a woman's beer.
Never order a "cocktail" with more than two ingredients (liquor+mixer or garnish) at a pub/bar.

Also, don't call this beer mix a Black and Tan in an Irish-themed bar.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 26 23:43:22 2017 No.8623668 Mimosas aren't gay if you are out having brunch

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 01:03:31 2017 No.8623951 >>8623152 Are you used to drinking alcohol at all?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 01:05:04 2017 No.8623958 >>8623951 I drank regular vodka one time when I was younger. I seemed to been able to handle it I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 03:29:31 2017 No.8624267 >>8623249 >San Francisco hipster drink >man

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 04:46:10 2017 No.8624359 >>8623668 >out having brunch If you're out having brunch you are already a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 08:33:16 2017 No.8624664 I drink negronis I like negroni You should drink them as well

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 08:39:18 2017 No.8624670 Dude just order whatever the hell you want. No one will care what kind of drinks some kid at the bar orders.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 08:41:55 2017 No.8624673 I love Mojitos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 09:27:36 2017 No.8624769 >>8623152 Just order whatever you want. You probably look gay anyway. You should enjoy yourself, at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 09:45:05 2017 No.8624808 >>8623152 wtf is 1.5c, google just says it's Celsius but that doesn't seem right. Is this drink fifty percent alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 10:54:19 2017 No.8624968 Ask for a Barbarian Pint of beer with two shots of vodka and one shot of apple syrup (or no syrup at all) poured into it

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 10:57:27 2017 No.8624974 >>8623579 Americans are severely cucked I'm yuro too and been ordering rounds at the bar without questions or being asked for ID since I was 15 and I have a baby face

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:00:21 2017 No.8624983 >>8623152 Here's what you do. You look that bartender straight in the eye and demand a Shirley Temple. It's manly as fuck trust me

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:02:59 2017 No.8624993 >>8624983 This. Better slam your fist on the counter and spit on the floor too

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:08:02 2017 No.8625014 >>8624808 It says cl, friend.

Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:09:03 2017 No.8625018

>>8623152
Gay drinks:
white wine
red wine if you're under 40
vodka + anything
any premixed stuff like bacardi breezers
cocktails most of the time but you can get away with it in certain situations. i'll have a cocktail maybe once a year as a special treat.

Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:10:56 2017 No.8625025

>>8623345
>drink rakija
>blackout
>find out i've done the following:
>commit genocide against small ethnic groups
>create a small nation in my bedroom and demand that a russian man come save me
>commit more genocide + warcrimes against my bedroom tribe
>after realising what i've done, i opt to drink more rakija to forget.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:19:31 2017 No.8625052 >>8625018 This here is what insecurity looks like, don't be like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:21:49 2017 No.8625056 OP nobody will care Shiner Bock is my baseline beer, not much of a liquor man besides whiskey

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:30:08 2017 No.8625084 >>8623152 Drink whatever looks tasty to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:41:13 2017 No.8625115 >>8625025 Xaxaxaxaxaxa

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 11:54:45 2017 No.8625150 >>8623152 Avoid: >craft beer >stout >porter >IPA >pale ale >dark ale Anything that ends in "light" should be fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 12:04:32 2017 No.8625185 >>8625150 What about corona light

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 12:15:33 2017 No.8625228 >>8625150 Those are all the beers, the fuck am I supposed to drink

Anonymous Mon Feb 27 12:21:15 2017 No.8625246

>>8623187
>>8623222
>>8623238
Seconding these posts. If you aren't used to the flavor of liquor simple two-part cocktails are the way to go. Trying to start off with booze heavy drinks is asking for trouble.

If you want to stick with beer, I find lagers to be the most accessible to new drinkers. Fucking love IPAs and Stouts but honestly that is an acquired taste. If you go to an actual bar (instead of a bar at a chain restaurant for example) and the place isn't that busy, ask the bartender for suggestions and be honest that you are new to drinking. Most good ones will introduce you to something worthwhile.

>>8623490
Campari and Soda is the shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 12:26:55 2017 No.8625279 >>8623152 >so I don't look gay. Avoid: >Bartender's Big Cock >Bathroom Bend-over >Kneel and Bob's Special Delight >Penis Envy Sour >A Stiff One >Cherry Poppin' Daddy >Man Slurpee >Donkey Kong with a Twist

Anonymous Mon Feb 27 16:24:39 2017 No.8626050

Cocktails are usually expensive and takes hours to get served
Hard liquors are expensive too and tryhard as fuck with friends
Wine is only ok for women and when having dinner
Beer is always good as long as you can avoid PissWasser
Pastis is also a winrar during summer (and cheap af)

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 17:18:23 2017 No.8626231 >>8623152 By 21 you should really already know this stuff. If you don't you might be... gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 17:19:29 2017 No.8626236 >>8623152 Just have a fucking rum and coke

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 17:19:32 2017 No.8626238 >>8626231 Can't drink under 21 in murica

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 17:37:50 2017 No.8626299 >>8625150 >Avoid: >>All beer

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 17:41:29 2017 No.8626312 >>8626238 Christ, dude. Everyone I ran with was already drinking at 15, and I live in 'murrica. Were you home schooled by evangelicals?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 17:47:36 2017 No.8626326 >>8626312 I wasn't specific enough >Can't drink under 21 in bars in murica Makes it logical for the average american to not know much about bar etiquette when he reached 21 Frenchfag reporting in

Anonymous Mon Feb 27 18:08:56 2017 No.8626381

>all this homophobic paranoia

Yeezus Christ
Order what you wanna order. Good STARTER COCKTAILS are, as said, gin and tonic, rum and coke, screwdriver, etc. but only because they're simple and easy to drink and relatively stiff. If you want something frillier, go for it.

Myself, I just order cheap beers or the occasional gin and tonic. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let someone tell me what I can or can't order.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 18:16:05 2017 No.8626410 >>8626381 >all this homophobic paranoia >WOW YOU DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA SUCK COCK!? HOMOPHOBE!!!!!! Keep it up with all your insults of phobia this and phobia that. Make sure you don't win that election in 2020.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 18:22:23 2017 No.8626433 >>8623152 Whiskey sour. By far the easiest drink in my opinion for someone new to drinking. Also you don't look like a gigantic pussy drinking a whiskey sour at the bar. Homemade whiskey sours are cheap as shit and easy to make.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 18:26:45 2017 No.8626446 >>8626433 Whiskey sour and Long Islands are great

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 20:19:59 2017 No.8626929 >>8625025 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 20:22:18 2017 No.8626938 >>8626410 >>8626410 Not that guy but avoiding a drink because it might make you look gay is pretty paranoid. Undoubtedly homophobic. The word gets unduly thrown around a lot but, in this case, it's merited. OP is being ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 20:23:24 2017 No.8626942 >>8626938 >not that guy >HOMOPHOBE!!!!! Don't you have a bull to prep?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 20:24:48 2017 No.8626947 >>8623157 >on the rocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 23:19:41 2017 No.8627587 File: 981 KB, 1148x760, 1310673684183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone always mixes there drinks with coke But I go with the superior soda

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 23:23:25 2017 No.8627604 >>8623187 A Four Horsemen is Jack, Jim, Johnnie, and Jameson, not Jose Cuervo wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 23:31:30 2017 No.8627633 You look gay now by thinking there are "gay" drinks. Drink whatever you like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 27 23:59:25 2017 No.8627712 Rusty Nail, Old Fashioned or Whiskey Sour

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:06:44 2017 No.8627735 >>8627712 >mixing whisky with pure sugar Frat boys get out

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:25:35 2017 No.8627792 >>8623187 Where can I get a red-headed slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:39:10 2017 No.8627854 >>8623958 How much do you weigh? That'll impact how much you can drink typically If you start salivating, stop drinking for a bit, no one cares if you get hammered but don't puke everywhere

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:45:45 2017 No.8627884 >>8623152 start with one or two ceasers then go to gin and sodas then beers last one or two drinks of the night should be straight liquor over ice

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:47:26 2017 No.8627893 Booker's rocks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:50:08 2017 No.8627906 >>8623152 just avoid ordering anything with semen in it, you should be fine

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:52:05 2017 No.8627916 >>8627604 Heh, that's clever... what do you call it if you mix Admiral Nelson, Captain Morgan, and Sailor Jerry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 00:55:19 2017 No.8627930 >>8627916 A naval defeat or Lost at sea

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 01:51:50 2017 No.8628152 >>8623242 >tequila Of all the manly drinks, you picked tequila? Tequila brings to mind margaritas aka bitch drinks. Get a Rum and Coke or Whiskey and Coke OP. Can't go wrong with either of those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 01:53:39 2017 No.8628161 File: 129 KB, 640x960, nintchdbpict000288654955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8628152 Say that to my face and not online and see what happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 01:59:01 2017 No.8628185 >>8623578 Your wired

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 02:02:12 2017 No.8628197 Im 22 and my first drink was cider so I'd suggest either a cider or a rum n coke or dark n stormy... rum is the best introductory spirit desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 02:02:29 2017 No.8628198 >>8623155 >>8623152 >>8623157 >>8623163 >>8623168 >>8623236 >>8623242 >>8623257 >>8623321 >>8623578 >>8623579 >>8624974 >>8625014 ITT: cucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 02:04:23 2017 No.8628210 Drink craft beer its the only alcohol that isnt gay af

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 02:43:26 2017 No.8628294 Drinking while under the influence is the least gay thing you can do. It was how I lost my virginity. >>8628197 Seconding rum. It was my first drink. It was how I lost my second virginity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:34:30 2017 No.8628538 >>8626326 no it doesn't. It's not like liquor at the bar is magically different to that you can drink at home.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:39:05 2017 No.8628544 >>8623152 Be prepared for the bartenders to say shit like "oh we got a fresh one" or " it"s a newbe" and don't spill your spaghetti.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 04:51:02 2017 No.8628566 Is svekda a fag drink? I rarely drink but I mix some of that stuff with ginger ale . My first alcohol at 21 was straight grey goose vodka and I just about threw up

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 06:19:40 2017 No.8628669 One time I accidentally got a sweet drink and then suddenly 3 men started going to town on my asshole and I felt the need to suck cocks for months. Be careful kids, it could happen to you too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 06:38:43 2017 No.8628696 File: 18 KB, 480x360, 1488160109994.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what the fuck you are so autistic OP and most of you faggots are so insecure you worry what you are drinking wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 06:42:02 2017 No.8628700 >>8623152 Try everything at least once you fucking nerd. Nothing's worse than a young lad who goes too hard and can't hold his drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 09:35:50 2017 No.8628976 >>8623152 order Blanton's neat, or get an old fashioned

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 09:48:59 2017 No.8629003 >>8623152 >tfw 21 >tfw dad gave you a bottle of rum so I downed two 8oz cups Needless to say I was fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 10:23:07 2017 No.8629078 >>8627916 Grand Admiralty Royal British Navy Broadside Blackbeard's Treasure Mutiny

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 19:18:55 2017 No.8631173 File: 4 KB, 213x237, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8623152 Lagavulin neat, son.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 19:22:20 2017 No.8631194 So I'm gay and gonna go to a bar. I need a list of drinks to avoid so I don't look 21.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 19:25:13 2017 No.8631211 >>8628538 You dont get sold the alcohol there, dumbass. There's no reason to go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 28 23:48:49 2017 No.8632358 >>8631194 Prune juice and appletini.

Anonymous Tue Feb 28 23:58:37 2017 No.8632389

>>8626410
>>8626942

You're changing the way you want to live to avoid anyone possibly being able to insinuate that you're a homosexual.
In what would is that not an extreme fear of even the shadow of homosexuality? You're terrified.

Like it's a fucking boogeyman.
You small, small man.

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 00:20:05 2017 No.8632454

>>8623152
If you have to ask this question, it means you're new to drinking alcohol in general. That means you shouldn't drink liquor because you'll get too fucked up and look like an idiot. (That's still going to happen eventually, but better to get familiar with alcohol first.)

Order whatever beer sounds good to you; try a few different ones. Also, don't worry about "looking gay" because the bartender doesn't give a flying fuck what you order as long as it's not a pain in the ass to make and you leave a tip.

If you do order liquor for whatever reason, here are some basic 2 ingredient drinks that you should be able to get anywhere:
>vodka/soda
>vodka/sprite
>gin/tonic
>whiskey/coke
>whiskey/ginger
>rum/coke
>tequila shot and a beer to wash it down (this will get you fucked up as a newbie)

>>8625246
Campari is fucking disgusting if you ask me, but it's a big world so I ain't gonna judge. They wouldn't still be making it if there weren't people who like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:10:26 2017 No.8632612 >>8623152 absinthe is good for you in small dosages, I prefer couple shots of La Fee before going home.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:12:04 2017 No.8632613 >>8632612 moonshine

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:19:58 2017 No.8632631 >>8623644 Do order an irish car bomb They are a tasty treat

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:20:57 2017 No.8632636 File: 36 KB, 400x400, tmp_11602-1487025764130-780844042.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8623644 >Avoid Blue Moon. It's a woman's beer. Belgian Wheat beer is for women? What?

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Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:47:12 2017 No.8632698
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>>8632613
>moonshine
have had some nice made from berries, then potato/sugar/yeast mush, almost no hangover next day despite drinking neat and above 60% abv. Stills was used with steam dryer, one was with coal inline filter - less smelly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 01:57:21 2017 No.8632730 just man up and order an appletini

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 02:02:43 2017 No.8632736 >>8623245 so anywhere but the chicago area and maybe at big liquor stores in NY it also boggles the mind that malort is actually drunk non-ironically now

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 02:10:27 2017 No.8632750
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I'll have you assholes know I don't bash gays because I'm a homophobe. I bash gays because I need to keep up a facade, so that my dad doesn't suspect that I jerk of to trap porn while wearing panties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 02:48:34 2017 No.8632805 >>8623152 Have fun and order something you couldn't make yourself, gayboi

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 03:00:38 2017 No.8632831 >>8623187 >Blowjob >Not look gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 03:09:57 2017 No.8632845 >>8623152 Drinking at home with buddies is the best way unless you absolutely want to pay sixteen dollars for a Jim Bean and orange juice Old Fashioned.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 03:17:23 2017 No.8632858 >>8632750 really made me think

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 05:36:25 2017 No.8633006

>>8623152
Order a cosmopolitan, then look immediately at the person to your left and say "what's up bitch". They'll be mad at you at first but then when they see you've ordered such a badass dangerous drink they'll just watch in awe/try to persuade you not to drink it for your own safety (people die every year from these bad boys)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 05:42:01 2017 No.8633009 Come on to a woman at the bar strong and order the gayest fucking thing you possibly can in front of her when you offer to buy her a drink. She'll think it will be hysterical and it'll be a cake walk getting pussy after that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 06:02:31 2017 No.8633024 >>8632639 >stars and stripes unexpected kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 11:34:54 2017 No.8633568 >>8623187 Is this a "tag yourself" post?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 11:56:35 2017 No.8633629 >>8623242 >vodka is the girliest of all hard liquors Only in America, but since he stated that 21 is the legal drinking age, I guess your point stands

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 12:46:33 2017 No.8633809 >>8623152 Get an Irish car bomb. It's tradition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 12:48:57 2017 No.8633817 >>8623152 just ask the bartender to give you something good for your first legal drink.

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 13:11:23 2017 No.8633914

>>8623242
>>8633629

I have heard this. In America, vodka is associated heavily with women, both for lack of flavor and for the "frilly sugary nonsense drink" epidemic. It's too practical to avoid entirely, but that is an association people will make without hesitation.

But in other cultures, Europe, it's seen as VERY masculine. Arguably the most masculine. What is the "girl liquor" around the world? What is the "man liquor"?
In America, typically I'd think whiskey is for men, vodka is for women. I can't quite place gin, either. I think I heard a story of some Scotsmen taking the piss over a guy ordering gin instead of vodka once, but I think of it as very masculine, fighty, angry. Bombay Sapphire aside.

Any input from any people, particularly non-Americans, would be appreciated.

Anonymous Wed Mar 1 13:25:57 2017 No.8633956

>>8633914
Europoor here.
No one thinks of vodka as a girly drink where I'm from, in fact, it's as you said: it's thought of as really masculine, since it has a high percentage of alcohol and gets you drunk fast.
Generally, cocktails are considered to be girly. Or drinks low in alcohol, such as champagne. Whiskey, Gin, and all that stuff is reserved for people who drink to get drunk fast, which means men.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 13:37:47 2017 No.8634002 >>8633914 >What is the "girl liquor" around the world? Vermouth, champagne, flavoured beer, sweet liquors?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 13:40:07 2017 No.8634013 >>8634002 wine, beer cocktails(those shits that are <3%), cider

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 13:43:46 2017 No.8634029 Black/White Russians Any Spirit, Spirit + Soda, juice etc Old Fashioned Any beer (obviously)

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 15:21:55 2017 No.8634329 >>8623490 Ok, Mario.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 15:36:39 2017 No.8634372 File: 627 KB, 890x537, 1486050219122.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who else here /neverhadadrink/ and /canmedicallyneverdrink/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 18:59:37 2017 No.8635166 >>8623152 18 here, canadian. 19 is the legal age. I've always wanted to try a grasshopper when i hit 19, how gay is that? will it turn any heads if i were to ask for one?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 19:00:31 2017 No.8635168 who /likes "manly" drinks but considers people who actually care about how it's perceived girlier than girly drinks/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 19:41:04 2017 No.8635296 >>8625025 >demand a Russian man come save me Veliki Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 19:54:16 2017 No.8635369 File: 44 KB, 480x720, hussar1546579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8623242 >Vodka is the girliest of all hard liquors

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 20:21:31 2017 No.8635474 >>8634372 Are you on pills for something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 1 20:23:33 2017 No.8635481 >>8635369 He's right though. "Great vodka" is basically devoid of most flavor, according to the "connoisseurs". You might as well drink diluted ethanol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 05:37:38 2017 No.8636996 >>8625052 which one triggered you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 09:06:13 2017 No.8637336 >>8623163 Dont order plain vodka You"ll look retarded and/or pretentious

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 15:13:38 2017 No.8638413 >>8635481 No only american ones, great vodka has some taste of grain and production methods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 22:08:59 2017 No.8639897 Bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 2 22:12:02 2017 No.8639904 >>8623152 You don't wanna look like a loser Only order Suntory Becherovka Vodka soda

Anonymous Thu Mar 2 23:31:24 2017 No.8640152
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>>8623152
Your going to look gay no matter what. Just be polite to your bartender and he or she will take care of you. They might not like you much but they will do what they can for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 00:59:22 2017 No.8640436 >>8632845 you don't know what's in an old fashioned do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 01:09:44 2017 No.8640465 >>8632612 i love the effect of absinthe but god damn it tastes disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 01:10:55 2017 No.8640469 >>8623152 drink something that tastes good and who fucking cares what people think.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 01:32:51 2017 No.8640519 >>8640465 Mix it with cranberry juice and whiskey.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:39:19 2017 No.8640850 >>8623163 whisky is a man's drink bruh

Anonymous Fri Mar 3 04:58:33 2017 No.8640871
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>>8623152
drink whatever the FUCK you wanna drink
and yes Uber home or have a DD

if you get sick, part of the experience my m8, as long as you're conscious enough to haul ass to the bathroom or outside
but knock on wood I never have

if you wanna not look gay, bring a girl to recommend you delicious, fruity drinks

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