Food gore thread? Food gore thread.

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Anonymous Wed Feb 22 14:43:01 2017 No.8605652 [Reply] [Original]

Food gore thread? Food gore thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 14:49:40 2017 No.8605667 Nothing wrong with cooking like that, other than a bit of mess. I do it regularly

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 14:50:38 2017 No.8605674 File: 19 KB, 280x373, Collection_a0b366_6186184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8605667

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 14:50:58 2017 No.8605676 File: 86 KB, 400x533, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8605652 say this the other day

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 14:52:27 2017 No.8605681 >>8605674 Why? It's easier and you can just wipe down your surface instead of cleaning pans

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 15:00:49 2017 No.8605707 >>8605681 You don't just "wipe down" solid surface cooktops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 15:19:42 2017 No.8605763 File: 1.04 MB, 2448x3264, pancake sandwich3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made pancake chicken sammiches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 15:43:19 2017 No.8605818 File: 52 KB, 630x472, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 15:44:29 2017 No.8605820 File: 442 KB, 1279x1706, 1468392539466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 15:47:46 2017 No.8605826 File: 29 KB, 555x421, 1457019005585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 15:56:38 2017 No.8605851 File: 1.99 MB, 1440x2392, Capture+_2017-01-03-02-25-12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Saw this on Facebook a while back

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 15:58:02 2017 No.8605857 >>8605820 How is this gore?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 16:07:31 2017 No.8605890 >>8605857 its fucking ketchup on bananas

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 16:30:01 2017 No.8605964 >>8605818 For me it's the McMold

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 16:31:24 2017 No.8605970 File: 129 KB, 533x800, IMG_0191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8605890 So? It's just deconstructed this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 16:33:08 2017 No.8605979 >>8605652 >The first night a nigger family moves into a section 8 house

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:34:07 2017 No.8606430 >>8605970 That hand is way to white to be holding anything like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:28:37 2017 No.8606644 >>8605890 Oddly, I have a taste for this. Mom always matched scrambled eggs and ham with bananas when I was little. Sometimes the ketchup I put on my eggs got on the bananas. Really not that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:34:32 2017 No.8606664 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, authentic mexican enchiladas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:42:14 2017 No.8606690 >>8606664 Why did Jack do his nails for this video?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:48:54 2017 No.8606712 >>8606664 > why the fucking milk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:17:07 2017 No.8606819 >>8606712 Because cheese be milk too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:25:00 2017 No.8606849 >>8606664 I know its generic with low grade ingredients, but what's the big issue with this? It's mediocre but how is this "gore"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:27:14 2017 No.8606856 >>8606664 > "Cooking" > Mixing industrial canned condiments and junk food together Americans...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:30:50 2017 No.8606877 >>8606819 >because cheese be milk too

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:33:00 2017 No.8606890 >>8606819 I had to read this twice to make sure

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:41:28 2017 No.8606929 File: 1.06 MB, 3264x1952, TacoWizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I saw this posted on /ck/ a very, very long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 20:47:09 2017 No.8606957 File: 32 KB, 247x247, 1468874833420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8605826 > Yes, I'll take a vase of pasta bolognese

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 21:04:40 2017 No.8607021 >>8605826 How to be sure you haven't done the dishes

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 21:31:35 2017 No.8607117 >>8605763 i saw the picture first and thought those were cornbread sandwiches. i've got a mouth boner

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 21:41:22 2017 No.8607154 >>8606664 I don't think that person is shooting for authenticity for you snobby faggot. Do you think japs give a shit about "authentic" pizza? No. Thats not food gore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 22:47:35 2017 No.8607417 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, PCS.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607154 You are right. Here is another dish by the same cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 23:36:59 2017 No.8607582 >>8605818 pretty patties

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 23:47:22 2017 No.8607612 >>8605681 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 23:50:31 2017 No.8607625 >>8606664 notice the lack of wedding ring

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 23:56:13 2017 No.8607653 File: 719 KB, 1160x816, 1467519026119.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607625 There's only one person fit for jack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 01:37:02 2017 No.8607884 File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, flare up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607154 and another

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 01:39:46 2017 No.8607886 >>8607884 that first steak (?) looks raw as he takes it off the grill

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 01:40:36 2017 No.8607888 >>8606664 Why waste all that time to make something so devoid of nutrition? If that's your thing, nuke a hot pocket and be done with it...or slap some cheese over some Cheetos and nuke for a minute and slather is sauce...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 01:41:13 2017 No.8607889 >>8607888 why be such a sperg about nutrition?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 01:44:14 2017 No.8607892 >>8607884 >phone/tablet inexplicably put into empty styrofoam tray meat was in this got me

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 01:45:19 2017 No.8607896 >>8606664 probably tastes pretty decent desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 01:45:57 2017 No.8607899 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, salsa dip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607888 What do you think of this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 02:04:28 2017 No.8607937 >>8607892 yea same

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 02:19:50 2017 No.8607985 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, Bison burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607937 Are you implying this man is not careful around raw meat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:01:32 2017 No.8608157 >>8606430 Seriously. Have some standards

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:02:46 2017 No.8608160 >>8605851 If you work in the industry, you will meet women like this every so often

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:04:29 2017 No.8608164 >>8608160 why are so many female bartenders covered in tattoos?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:15:39 2017 No.8608185 >>8605820 >ketchup on fucking bananas dude...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:23:49 2017 No.8608194 >>8607985 That looks pretty juicy Who is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:25:00 2017 No.8608200 File: 1.78 MB, 640x360, Bison burger taste.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608194 Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:30:12 2017 No.8608209 >>8606849 If that is an acceptable quality of food to you, you sincerely need to fucking kill yourself you fat piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:34:49 2017 No.8608215 >>8607417 I can never get over the way he just kind of jostles food instead of actually fucking stirring it. It's legitimately worse than his fucking food to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:38:55 2017 No.8608222 >>8608200 Why haven't I ever seen him posted here yet? I mean this is the food and cooking board after all!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:42:05 2017 No.8608226 >>8606664 I'd eat that shit of it wasn't so burnt on the edges, the edges are my favorite part of any kind of bake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:44:15 2017 No.8608228 >>8605818 >It's not tainted meat,it's painted meat!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 04:50:25 2017 No.8608236 >>8607884 Jack never fails to impress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:09:38 2017 No.8608278 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, jack_Nice_and_Hot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608222 >has never seen jack I envy you, I envy your innocence and naivety

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:11:52 2017 No.8608282 >>8608278 this one always pissed me off

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:43:52 2017 No.8608334 >>8608278 What's particularly wrong here, beyond him splashing it like a retard and using too much oil??

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:46:02 2017 No.8608339 >>8608334 the oil is too cold, it should have started bubbling the moment it came in contact with the meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:47:00 2017 No.8608340 >>8608339 >too cold and yet you can see it smoking

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:49:07 2017 No.8608344
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>>8608334
>people unironically trying to nitpick defend Jack

I get that you don't want to see someone get gang beaten, but he has it coming, outing yourself as inept won't excuse him at all

>but you can still enjoy those pancakes, hey looks as good as I make them

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:49:24 2017 No.8608345 >>8608334 THE OIL ISNT HOT FFS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 05:51:51 2017 No.8608348 >>8608344 Nah man I just don't cook steaks at all and wanted to know how to not fuck up when I inevitably have to, not trying to defend anything he does

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:00:18 2017 No.8608351 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so you like chicken?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:01:45 2017 No.8608353 >>8607886 he was throwing in the towel. all that meat went into the garbage

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:03:13 2017 No.8608354 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, big boy bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608222 this is a troll free zone

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:03:24 2017 No.8608355 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, grill 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608353 is he unable to bbq?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:04:31 2017 No.8608357 File: 150 KB, 899x653, 1444435973470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608340 no

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:05:39 2017 No.8608359 >>8608355 lol is that a fucking hubcap

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:05:39 2017 No.8608360 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, jacks brownie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608344 has he ever overcooked anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:06:26 2017 No.8608362 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, jack_NBA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608355 >piss grill dogs mmm, tastes sooo good

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:07:23 2017 No.8608364 >>8608362 Those are kosher dogs, the best on the market

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:07:30 2017 No.8608365 File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, PO-TA-TO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608362

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:09:09 2017 No.8608369 >>8608365 >doesn't just cut it in half to get a flat surface >just keeps trying WHYYYYY

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:09:36 2017 No.8608371 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, corn dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:10:21 2017 No.8608375 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack eats pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608365 >a potato slicing a potato

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:10:43 2017 No.8608376 File: 1.20 MB, 1280x720, just.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608369 no questions only dreams now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:11:31 2017 No.8608378 >>8608369 >cut it in half then it'd be even harder you idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:11:55 2017 No.8608379 File: 1.58 MB, 1440x1080, jack the retart.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608371 he is so afraid of oil lmao who has the one where he's deepfrying chicken and kinda tosses it into the oil and it splashes everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:12:42 2017 No.8608380 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, jack_eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608360 it's rare but everyone makes mistakes

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:13:06 2017 No.8608381 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608378 no it wouldnt you knob, you put the flat side down so it doesnt slide all over the place

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:13:09 2017 No.8608382 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, safely deepfry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608379 this one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:14:11 2017 No.8608384 File: 658 KB, 842x464, pickles with jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608376 for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:14:51 2017 No.8608386 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, Scalfani_Mixitup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:15:22 2017 No.8608387 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608384 because he can, man

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:15:32 2017 No.8608388 File: 65 KB, 720x960, 1483004266288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608380 this needs some of The Best Salsa You Will Ever Taste before it is truly edible

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:16:34 2017 No.8608390 >>8608382 haha

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:16:58 2017 No.8608391

>>8608365
>>8608362
To be fair of all the stupid shit you can lambast ja/ck/ for, clumsily handling the retarded tools he's bought specifically to review isn't really one of them. Showing the public how awkward dumb gimmicky unitaskers like that are is, at least to some degree, something one could consider a service, which is more than you can say about the rest of his shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:18:38 2017 No.8608394 File: 631 KB, 720x404, juicy tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608391 better?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:18:42 2017 No.8608395 File: 2.90 MB, 640x480, pour_soul.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608388 not just for egg beggs anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:19:58 2017 No.8608396 >>8608394 Thank you, I need more awful food gore like this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:20:12 2017 No.8608397 File: 42 KB, 370x514, my gf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608387 >your duel wielding skill has increased to 59

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:20:15 2017 No.8608398 >>8608381 if you put the flat side down how the fuck are you going to cut it???genious

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:22:21 2017 No.8608401
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>>8608391
well yes, except if you are reviewing consumer products and make no effort to actually use them as intended then it isn't really of any value to anyone except those who would likewise buy a product and not read how to use it before breaking it while trying to brute force a gadget

They aren't all useless, but for the most part his item reviews are just a moneygrab and display of ineptitude. Strangely the ones he seems to get paid to do he actually uses correctly though, or maybe I'm a cynic and making up jacklore

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:22:40 2017 No.8608402 File: 178 KB, 557x605, 1487617911482.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608395 >that little bit of salsa diarrhea at the beginning

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:23:09 2017 No.8608403 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, perfect.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608396 but wait, there is more!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:23:43 2017 No.8608406 File: 57 KB, 500x370, 1447779273089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608398 fuck off troll

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:24:49 2017 No.8608411 >>8608403 this is how my mother likes her burgers

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 06:36:51 2017 No.8608429 File: 1.91 MB, 1280x720, jack_salmen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:05:47 2017 No.8608494 >>8607886 blue is literally the only way to eat a steak, retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:06:57 2017 No.8608496 >>8607985 What's wrong with that? That's perfectly cooked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:09:11 2017 No.8608500 >>8608496 >thinking mince "rare" is safe to eat It's not a steak, retard. That shit can kill you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:10:35 2017 No.8608502 >>8608500 not if you get really good fresh meat from a reputable butcher

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:12:17 2017 No.8608505 File: 42 KB, 192x192, 1454096300281.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608502 good call, that's what Cooking With Jack is all about

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:13:18 2017 No.8608508 File: 25 KB, 313x383, IMG_2324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8605667

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:14:47 2017 No.8608512 >>8608502 Unless it was minced within a few of hours of consumption it's definitely unsafe. It's probably unlikely to kill you but mince that's even 24 hours would would be very likely to make you sick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:16:44 2017 No.8608518 >>8608500 That's not how food works I'm afraid, friendo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:18:42 2017 No.8608520 File: 15 KB, 400x400, DISGUSTING.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608164 >tattoo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:27:12 2017 No.8608534 >>8608164 because tattooed women are sexy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:28:09 2017 No.8608537 File: 2.16 MB, 3120x4160, 1466683089527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:33:55 2017 No.8608549 >>8608534 fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:37:15 2017 No.8608558 >>8608364 Fenway franks > Heberael's

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 07:44:50 2017 No.8608576 >>8608558 That's anti-semitic

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:03:16 2017 No.8608608 File: 143 KB, 577x1024, qura4y2y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608534 idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:06:13 2017 No.8608616 This woman makes a living just on cleavage shots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:19:32 2017 No.8608644 >>8608365 This is like one of those infomercial scenes where people do ridiculous shit to set up for selling you a potato chip chopper.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:20:22 2017 No.8608645 File: 105 KB, 600x450, (1)sad-bachelor-tumblr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8605652 Enjoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:22:55 2017 No.8608652 >>8608388 You could at least blend some herbs with mayo and some fancy oil and add a spoon of it on top so you can pretend it's cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:38:30 2017 No.8608684 >>8608376 this guy might actually be retarded, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:41:35 2017 No.8608688 >>8608382 my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:47:48 2017 No.8608700 File: 315 KB, 720x404, take me home Jack roads.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >foodgore/jackthread oh, mamma

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 08:58:52 2017 No.8608717 File: 2.27 MB, 1920x1080, chill_n_grill.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:02:45 2017 No.8608724 >>8608500 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_tartare

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:09:50 2017 No.8608742 File: 76 KB, 960x960, everything fucking sucks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607892 >>8607937 SAME MY UPPER BODY SEIZED WHEN I SAW THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:10:56 2017 No.8608744 What does the comment section of Jacks YT look like? I doubt he has the foresight to disable them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:14:10 2017 No.8608749 File: 50 KB, 797x621, 1476324715097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608351 no NO N O O O O O O O O O

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:16:26 2017 No.8608754 >>8608744 lot of people kissing his ass, some criticism on how he messes up/doesn't prepare, some people inquiring about why he choked his first born son and other memery

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:27:06 2017 No.8608773 File: 23 KB, 857x115, jack btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608744 he deletes a ton of comments so usually there is a lot of praise and nothing bad which sucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:28:32 2017 No.8608776 >>8605676 is that tortilla even toasted?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:36:25 2017 No.8608792
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>>8608773
how do you figure that he deletes comments?

Pretty sure he has said he only deletes them if they are obviously inflammatory. There's tons of stuff on there calling him a schmuck, just none saying that he's a fucking faggot, which is a shame because that's a theory I'm working on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:39:49 2017 No.8608799 >>8608194 Joosy* And sometimes he calls it "wet". Just like his wife, Tammy's, pussy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:50:01 2017 No.8608828 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, magical_mistery_tour.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:52:02 2017 No.8608836 File: 1.74 MB, 542x496, gore.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:52:35 2017 No.8608838 >>8608828 What in the fuck is that gloop? Is it supposed to be peanut chicken satay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:52:35 2017 No.8608839 >>8608828 the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:54:25 2017 No.8608843 >>8608836 It just keeps getting worse the longer I watch

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:55:36 2017 No.8608845 >>8608838 >>8608839 >>8608386 Jack does General Tso's Chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:58:28 2017 No.8608851 /r/ing the picture of the korean girl on the ground who dropped her lunch box

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:58:41 2017 No.8608852 >>8607417 Who the fuck is this guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 09:59:27 2017 No.8608854 >>8608836 I really hope that blue flashing is from the cops coming to get him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:00:28 2017 No.8608856 File: 30 KB, 480x523, 1439361983571.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] only have a Know your Meme version

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:00:40 2017 No.8608857 I'd love to see some more variety in food gore. These threads always devolve into Jack threads. Lets see some new wifey material, home cooking food gore pictures from the social medias.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:05:53 2017 No.8608868 File: 174 KB, 1175x717, 1454134501758.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608852 my worst nightmare

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:07:20 2017 No.8608870 >>8608868 Did he actually choke his kid or is that just a meme?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:10:39 2017 No.8608878 >>8608608 lel

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:14:26 2017 No.8608885
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>>8608868
>the best blood you'll ever taste
beautiful

>>8608870
Jack got his 11 year old son a job at a computer store so that he'd learn to be industrious, but woe be upon him, the workers at that store were pot heads and got his son hooked on marijuana. Hoping the kid would realize how important sobriety is they decided to stop supporting him and kicked him out onto the streets. He came back a punished junkie with an oppositional defiant disorder; Jack's new wife Tammy was trying to law down the law and young blood decided he'd react with violence and pushed her.
The problem here is that you never touch a lady, and so adult male 5'1'' 270lbs Jack took the young man to the ground and choked him until he barely lost consciousness. It was a lesson hard learned, but Jack's a fair teacher.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:16:20 2017 No.8608896 >>8608885 Lol do people actually live lives like this? This world truly is a shithole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:24:02 2017 No.8608910 >>8608885 How is he not in jail for abandoning his minor aged son and physically attacking him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:26:35 2017 No.8608916 >>8608717 Cooking with Jack?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:27:52 2017 No.8608919 >>8608717 I don't understand what he is trying to achieve in this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:28:06 2017 No.8608920 >>8608910 Hes jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:28:21 2017 No.8608921 >>8606664 wtf I hate poor people now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:29:43 2017 No.8608923 File: 48 KB, 500x450, ericandre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608700

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:30:05 2017 No.8608924 >>8608910 >>8608896 he considers himself a great parent and blames both his parents and his ex wife for enabling the kid. Kicked out at age 16, started working at 13, not 11.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:32:26 2017 No.8608927 >>8608924 Of course it's everyone else's fault. Christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:33:09 2017 No.8608928 >>8608885 I can't decide what's sadder: his life story or the fact that you know it so well

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:33:12 2017 No.8608929 File: 2.92 MB, 608x568, bacon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:35:21 2017 No.8608930 File: 38 KB, 450x495, ▄█▀ █▬█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▀█▀.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608845 >Jack cooks his chicken in non-Newtonian fluids

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:41:48 2017 No.8608938 File: 2.94 MB, 484x504, ultimate food pt.1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:43:02 2017 No.8608940 File: 2.95 MB, 484x504, ultimate food pt.2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608938

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:45:22 2017 No.8608946 File: 1.65 MB, 720x404, BIG_Sandwitch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608928 touche

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:45:59 2017 No.8608948 >>8608946 He's like a fat Keemstar

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:56:27 2017 No.8608970 >>8608929 what in gods name

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:57:45 2017 No.8608975 >>8608946 IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 10:57:59 2017 No.8608977 File: 952 KB, 245x135, 5eBzyb4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608938 >>8608940 FUCKING MEXICANS PUTTING TOO MUCH OF SOMETHING ON SOMETHING DISGUSTING DOESNT MAKE IT GOOD

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:01:40 2017 No.8608983 File: 80 KB, 700x714, 1414644155997.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608938 What's the problem? Elote is great >out come the Doritos ... This won't end well

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:02:39 2017 No.8608986 File: 364 KB, 1280x720, Moist_Tammy_Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:03:57 2017 No.8608989
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>>8608946
You know how sometimes sandwiches are too big to fit in your mouth? I think we have discovered their target audience:

Jack and reptiles that can unhinge their jaws

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:05:07 2017 No.8608992 >>8608986 Do you think Jack eats pussy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wlJTQdEwk

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:08:34 2017 No.8608997 File: 1.52 MB, 375x212, 1345645337695.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608989 my fuckin sides are in orbit

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:09:58 2017 No.8609000 File: 409 KB, 842x900, bb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608344 >Big Boss >>8608278 Do you think he knows that he is a bad chef? Does he just not care?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:12:01 2017 No.8609002
File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, Jack_Loaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>8609000
his youtube channel was and still is intended as a vehicle through which to shill his sauce line and network

he's ware that he is bad and he seemingly relishes in it to some degree

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:15:40 2017 No.8609009 >>8608388 If she cooked the asparagus I would eat this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:37:17 2017 No.8609063 >>8608160 Uh, that wasn't a woman. You can tell because she isn't in the picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:37:46 2017 No.8609064 File: 22 KB, 351x351, 1484867524460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608215 THIS

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:38:20 2017 No.8609067 >>8608836 the second greatest icecream sandwich flavor, after the mcchicken of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:38:55 2017 No.8609068 >>8609063 Why is this board so reddit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:44:28 2017 No.8609078 >>8606664 You win, I couldn't watch it to the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:45:49 2017 No.8609081 >>8609068 anything that has to do with food gets ruined by reddit sooner or later it's just the way things are now

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:46:28 2017 No.8609085 >>8608836 literally the same as dipping your fries into a milkshake. this looks really good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 11:50:34 2017 No.8609093 >>8609081 >Hey Reddit! For an entree I made bacon, sriracha, jalapeño, cilantro, peanut butter, butter and mayo donuts with a marshmallow, chocolate and gruyère glaze!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:04:41 2017 No.8609154 >>8608828 Have you ever fucked up so badly that you created a non-Newtonian fluid?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:10:02 2017 No.8609174 >>8608970 you wouldn't understand gringo

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:14:18 2017 No.8609186 >>8605652 damn that's smelly

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:15:19 2017 No.8609192 >>8609081 The shocking gnocchi in ice never fails to baffle me https://imgur.com/a/lJ0PB

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:24:11 2017 No.8609228 File: 37 KB, 434x324, 1467508745943.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your move, amerifats

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 12:36:17 2017 No.8609272 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, garbage_stu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:17:58 2017 No.8609419 File: 125 KB, 800x951, cover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608857 this, fuck jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:20:08 2017 No.8609422 >>8607154 t. fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:24:20 2017 No.8609429 >>8609154 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:24:35 2017 No.8609430 >>8608226 shut the fuck up white trash

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:25:56 2017 No.8609433 >>8608977 Mexicunt here: To be fair, nobody eats like this and like 99% of people think these fucking things are retarded and are nothing more than a gag snack. And I mean that both ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:27:21 2017 No.8609438 >>8609433 I gave your mom a gag snack, Jose

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:31:13 2017 No.8609446 >>8609438 Hey, that was uncalled for. But I kinda walked right into it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:33:46 2017 No.8609451 >>8609419 you're a faggot, no one cares about what you think this is Jack's board and anytime there is a gore thread it will become a Ja/ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:35:03 2017 No.8609454 >>8609451 >this is Jack's board Kill your fucking self.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:35:15 2017 No.8609455 >>8608919 Cool it down so it's going to turn out completely raw in the middle I'd assume

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:36:31 2017 No.8609458 >>8608938 why did the fucker put all that corn over?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 13:59:12 2017 No.8609514 >>8606664 is there any reason why she put it on an oven mitt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:15:42 2017 No.8609567 >>8609272 >00:20 >Ahh yes just what this dish needs... a jar of prolapsed anuses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:25:17 2017 No.8609614 File: 218 KB, 1920x1080, 865456126648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608382

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:26:14 2017 No.8609618 >>8608359 That's exactly what I thought when I saw this. Also, why are his dogs covered in sand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:35:48 2017 No.8609647 >>8609614 Literally just watched the 7th episode of this

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:48:29 2017 No.8609683 >>8608395 I've had that salsa, it's childishly sweet

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:54:08 2017 No.8609698 Does anyone have the two ladies trying to open the coconut

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 14:56:37 2017 No.8609705

>>8608992
if he eats pussy like he cooks, then he'd jump right in without foreplay, give it to her for like 42sec by doing something retarded and wrong somehow and then give up, complaining that she's broken and cant get off, all while saying "JOOSY" and getting liquids everywhere

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:00:42 2017 No.8609716

>>8608518
That is exactly how food works. Steak is safe to eat with a raw center because it's difficult for bacteria to permeate the entire cut, typically residing on the surface instead. Ground meat mixes the surface bacteria through the entire product, making it unsafe to eat unless thoroughly cooked or specifically prepared for eating at a lower done-ness.

>>8608724
Steak tartare is usually prepared from a freshly ground piece of steak, sometimes after the cut of meat has been seared and had the cooked parts trimmed away to leave a safe piece of steak to use. Just because steak tartare is raw ground meat, it doesn't mean all raw ground meat is steak tartare.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:06:59 2017 No.8609732 >>8608518 >>8608502 >>8608724 >ywn be this stupid jack pls go

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:18:31 2017 No.8609759 >>8608381 Him sticking his tongue out like a mongoloid to take a bite really Fucking triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:20:27 2017 No.8609765 File: 81 KB, 668x570, 1482104503089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8606664

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:20:35 2017 No.8609766 >>8606664 SOURCE. I've seen the webm before, and I'm dying laughing again. But I want to savor and save this for later.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:24:34 2017 No.8609777 >>8608387 looks like fucking dead hairless rats

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:28:36 2017 No.8609785 >>8606664 >>8606690 genuinely thought i was watching a jack webm

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:30:30 2017 No.8609789 >>8609766 >I've seen the webm before, and I'm dying laughing again. t. Rainman

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:33:36 2017 No.8609798

>>8608395
The slow motion to highlight the watery diarrhea run off of the salsa is pure fucking art. Also what the hell is he pouring over that I think layer pastry or cake? At first I thought alright he's pouring, it's sloppy but it's a just a moderate amount and now the entire thing is covered in shit liquid. Terrific, how does he manage to dress himself in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:34:55 2017 No.8609803 File: 2.55 MB, 1280x720, thats not a knife.THATS a knife!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:36:27 2017 No.8609808 File: 1.52 MB, 1280x720, jack tries his own sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:38:18 2017 No.8609815 File: 2.33 MB, 1280x720, lazymans 2 hour hollandaise.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:39:35 2017 No.8609820 File: 2.56 MB, 1280x720, 2 hour sousvide eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:40:41 2017 No.8609822 File: 2.32 MB, 1280x720, salmonela.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:42:36 2017 No.8609828 >>8609705 doesn't sound too bad to bh

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:42:50 2017 No.8609830 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, claws.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:43:57 2017 No.8609835 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, bean dip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:45:00 2017 No.8609840 File: 517 KB, 2560x2112, sweating onions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:47:04 2017 No.8609847 >>8609835 Oh my fucking god, why? WHY?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:56:16 2017 No.8609871 File: 741 KB, 640x480, lard in beans was an inside job.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8609847

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:57:23 2017 No.8609876 Don't you people ever get tired of posting the same Jack webms all the time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:57:44 2017 No.8609877 >>8609840 whats wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 15:59:05 2017 No.8609882 >>8609871 What was that little cube?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:00:08 2017 No.8609884 >>8609877 whole stick of butter to saute one onion

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:00:17 2017 No.8609886 >>8609882 probably a pork bone

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:01:50 2017 No.8609889 >>8609759 dude yes people like that are fucknig gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:03:25 2017 No.8609895 >>8605890 friendly reminder that ketchup is fruit-sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:03:59 2017 No.8609901 >>8609567 Thank you anon, had a good laff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:09:39 2017 No.8609920 >>8609876 Apparently not

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:19:01 2017 No.8609958 >>8609789 t-t-thanks, you too >>8609830 what is this mall ninja shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:19:48 2017 No.8609961 File: 919 KB, 272x181, 1375108280039.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8609567 >a jar of prolapsed anuses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:47:20 2017 No.8610046 File: 29 KB, 300x260, 1406390928213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8609815

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:48:52 2017 No.8610053 >>8605763 блины sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:50:47 2017 No.8610060 >>8608376 >oh he's just going to whittle off the burnt e- >jesus fucking christ why the fuck would you try to cut wood with a non-serrated blade on camera, no less is he actually mentally deficient

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 16:55:16 2017 No.8610073 File: 606 KB, 1440x1081, 292948t83735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8609830 RAW A W

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:02:50 2017 No.8610091 >>8610073 why does that baby have no nipples

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:03:28 2017 No.8610095 >>8609618 >>8608359 its one of those gel bic flame discs

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:06:56 2017 No.8610105 File: 589 KB, 563x750, IMG_0397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:07:07 2017 No.8610106 >>8608384 >>8608684 >>8610060 Whats the matter, you guys never prep wood for eating before?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:07:10 2017 No.8610107

>>8609798
>Also what the hell is he pouring over that I think layer pastry or cake?
Tragically lumpy chocolate sauce.

The worst part of that one is the tiny little detail that he isn't holding the pan high enough above the cake to avoid dragging the bottom across the sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:10:29 2017 No.8610115 File: 248 KB, 1024x663, 1484154669087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607899 WHY CANT HE JUST USE A SPOON WTF

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:10:31 2017 No.8610116 File: 2.28 MB, 720x480, juice_burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:11:29 2017 No.8610119 >>8608401 IT'S NOT A SCREWTOP YOU IMBECILE HOW IS HE ALIVE

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:17:00 2017 No.8610134 >>8608836 I could see this working with fries milkshake + fries is pretty great. I've actually dipped burger before into milkshakes and its alright

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:22:57 2017 No.8610150 >>8608717 >meat and ice soup

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:23:45 2017 No.8610153 >>8608938 this one is subtle, starts out like a normal street snack and then all of a sudden.....

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:25:06 2017 No.8610160 >>8610060 If I recall, he's actually testing a knife sharpener in that video, so he's trying to dull the blade on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:26:04 2017 No.8610164 File: 436 KB, 540x720, 1483594639527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608885 >5'1 >270 lbs dear god

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:31:17 2017 No.8610175 >>8610164 I weigh that much but I'm a foot and a half taller good god. I mean I know I need to lose weight but jfc

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:31:56 2017 No.8610177 File: 32 KB, 600x450, 1484055594751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610164 bon apple tea

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:32:09 2017 No.8610178 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, mayo_prank_bro.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:37:04 2017 No.8610193 File: 2.39 MB, 480x320, 1484434060538.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:37:05 2017 No.8610194 File: 106 KB, 429x339, 1482416801070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8605652 tactical food posting, I like it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:42:19 2017 No.8610208 >>8608391 did you miss the part where he's using it upside down?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 17:50:34 2017 No.8610228 >>8608828 >when you put so much baking soda in your mix it literally becomes incapable of fulfilling it's function

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:03:40 2017 No.8610295 >>8610228 sounds like my upbringing, if you replace the mix with life up to adulthood and baking soda with my parents' expectations

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:08:14 2017 No.8610308
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got drunk yesterday and tried cooking a fully frozen bratwurst on a pancake griddle while boiling some beans

it didnt work so eventually i did some kind of half-boil into reduction with cabbage, onions, beans, oatmeal and an egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:10:08 2017 No.8610318 >>8610308 clean your fucking kitchen mate jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:12:03 2017 No.8610325 >>8610318 1. don't ever tell me what to do 2. it's fine, the food is hot so you can't get sick from it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:13:20 2017 No.8610335 File: 1.23 MB, 3264x2448, IMG_0178[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] end result of brat >>8610318 no >>8610325 fuck off youre not me but i agree with you

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:15:57 2017 No.8610345 >>8610308 >>8610335 How can you live like that? Honestly, I want to know what it takes for someone to get this pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:17:39 2017 No.8610350 >>8610345 He got drunk and tried to pan-cook a frozen bratwurst. I think that tells you enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:19:07 2017 No.8610354 >>8610345 what do you mean by "like that" and "pathetic"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:23:13 2017 No.8610367 >>8610194 Bond cheeseburger? Bond burger? Spy burger? James patty? 007 McDonald? Bond sandwich?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:24:12 2017 No.8610373

>>8610350
I guess.. I mean, I can get drunk and cook crap food too, but my kitchen still looks like a human uses it (and cleans it decently regularly)

>>8610354
I mean: "look at those pics, that is how a feral, undisciplined man-child with a hoarder-like mental disability lives"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:25:53 2017 No.8610376 >>8610367 Secretly pounded.

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:34:05 2017 No.8610401

>>8610373
have you ever been sitting at home alone and picked your nose? have you ever done that in public? thats my logic behind it. nobody but me has ever entered my shit college apartment in 2 years. I realized I dont have to waste time cleaning it (unless it smells or gets bugs). its my filth and doesnt bother me

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:36:51 2017 No.8610411 >>8610194 >I spy burger your sister what?

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:37:05 2017 No.8610412

>>8606849
I wouldn't say gore, but it is definitely cringe. At the very least brown the meat and make an attempt to layer something. I would say season something, but that amount of cheese and salty chips, it has to be a total sodium bomb. The only thing it has going for it is I could teach it to my 4 year old for practice before I giver her an easy bake oven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:38:11 2017 No.8610416 >>8610367 >>8610376 >>8610411 >Newfags gtfo my board

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:40:55 2017 No.8610424 >>8610416 Not our fault that you're retarded anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:47:32 2017 No.8610444 >>8609822 I don't get the issue here. This one actually looks edible

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 18:52:03 2017 No.8610453 >>8610308 >food gore thread >posts filthy kitchen sounds about right

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:05:54 2017 No.8610498

>>8610194
>>8610416
Pierced in-n-out

To clarify to the idiots that always try to explain this, Pierce Brosnan was the sixth person to play the iconic James Bond, before being replaced by Daniel Craig. Back in 2007, the burger was the 9th combo burger at McDonalds restaurants in a majority of the US.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:09:33 2017 No.8610509 >>8610498 Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:13:06 2017 No.8610520 >>8610401 >its my filth and doesnt bother me That's the problem, it should.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:19:48 2017 No.8610543 >>8610401 >my filth you say that until you get bugs and rodents, mold starts growing on some particle board counter part, and realize that people can smell your rancid living conditions even if you can't (like a farmer and manure)

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:20:41 2017 No.8610547 >>8610520 why

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:43:26 2017 No.8610619
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>>8610498
You sound so confident, tell me do you commit such mental gymanstics in everything you do?

It is a nonsense picture made to distinguish newfags from oldfags. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:46:09 2017 No.8610625 File: 90 KB, 925x768, 1485588918198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610619 gerbil broccoli

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:47:24 2017 No.8610633 File: 149 KB, 500x562, 1487118918815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8610625 It's obviously hamster stalk >anon never got hamster stalked before

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:48:04 2017 No.8610636 >>8605826 Somebody are spaghetti in the vase again. No problem kaboom that shit right out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 19:52:23 2017 No.8610651 >>8607884 When Jack went on that show to BBQ and then opted out, I got so disappointed. I really wanted to see this kind of thing happen to him in public.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 20:02:44 2017 No.8610675 >>8610619 >not recognizing copypasta consider yourself distinguished

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 20:31:46 2017 No.8610778 >>8609830 this one always makes me so sad

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:02:26 2017 No.8610883
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>>8608375
Moving his whole fat body to the food instead of just bringing it to his mouth with his hand......I once did this with a cupcake while black out drunk on moonshine got quite the ribbing from my friends and family the next day

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:05:42 2017 No.8610893 >>8608391 He refuses to read instructions before using new products. He talks about this at length.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:14:30 2017 No.8610921 >>8608360 why does he never blink?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:19:34 2017 No.8610934 File: 697 KB, 640x628, dSr82KL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] classic

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:21:13 2017 No.8610942 >>8610934 H U R G I N U R G I N

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:30:23 2017 No.8610983 >>8609002 is his sauce any good? anyone here try it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:35:49 2017 No.8611008 >>8610893 Jack is the reason every product needs instructions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:44:45 2017 No.8611040 File: 477 KB, 500x555, 1486091164173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608403 >>8608429 >>8608401 >>8608394 >>8608387 >>8608384 >>8608382 >>8608381 >>8608365 >>8608362 >>8608351 >>8608200 >>8607985

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:45:51 2017 No.8611049 >>8610983 It's literally just barbecue sauce like any other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:52:14 2017 No.8611080 >>8605820 literally nothing wrong with steaknanas after a heavy workout

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:58:59 2017 No.8611106 >>8609835 I will never not laugh at him flinging the pork off his knife

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 21:59:19 2017 No.8611110 File: 954 KB, 1414x631, redpill_on_tattoos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608534 Faggotini

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:01:18 2017 No.8611120 >>8610116 WHAT IS THAT BLACK SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:03:32 2017 No.8611124 >>8608365 JUST

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:03:38 2017 No.8611125 File: 1.20 MB, 1366x768, slappity jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608381 He knows how to treat a lady.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:03:44 2017 No.8611126 >>8608938 BUILD THE WALL. NOW.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:08:48 2017 No.8611140 File: 909 KB, 2564x1438, yokshieet putting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8611125

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:09:17 2017 No.8611144 >>8610308 Clean that stove!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:14:54 2017 No.8611165 >>8608394 I'll never not laugh at this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:22:08 2017 No.8611191 File: 48 KB, 1280x720, dotjaypeg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608394 LOOK COME HERE ALL OF YOU HE BRINGS THAT PISSING OVER

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:34:47 2017 No.8611253 >>8611140 >York sharp witty gets me everytime

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:36:33 2017 No.8611260 >>8610308 Leave forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:55:01 2017 No.8611318 File: 81 KB, 419x480, 1487731457454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8607582 >>8608228

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 22:55:45 2017 No.8611322 >>8610308 Kys my guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:05:29 2017 No.8611355 >>8610178 What a disgusting person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:09:16 2017 No.8611365 File: 865 KB, 1280x720, horsecum.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:10:21 2017 No.8611370 File: 2.10 MB, 1280x720, meme coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:14:56 2017 No.8611395
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>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:16:34 2017 No.8611407 >>8609803 Just...damn it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 23 23:42:32 2017 No.8611498 File: 44 KB, 1000x750, k0Mn0Mkn0MAW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:30:12 2017 No.8611677 >>8607417 i mean that looked dishgusting but it gave me a really god idea of making a "chile relleno dip" that could basically just be white cheese and poblanos

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 00:42:58 2017 No.8611721 >>8608375 Jack "eats" "pizza"

>>	Inshills Fri Feb 24 00:46:19 2017 No.8611739 >>8606664 holy fuck, I always thought this was jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:06:16 2017 No.8611811 File: 34 KB, 500x375, the_ring_burger_dennys_hobbit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:11:12 2017 No.8611825 File: 522 KB, 1100x729, Modern Cartoons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:13:11 2017 No.8611831 >>8611825 what the hell is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:15:49 2017 No.8611839 >>8611825 what in the mother of fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:26:45 2017 No.8611877 >>8606430 All the rich people are much whiter than you'd expect.

Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:35:41 2017 No.8611904
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That is abhorrent. You are absolutely disgusting, you say "oh if there were bugs and shit id clean" but youve let it get in this state in the first place, dont lie to people on an anonymous image board there is no point, you wouldnt care if there were bugs scampering around like you already dont care.

>the pan containing rubbish

Fucking sort your life out jesus. Just because no one else has seen you living like a fucking 3rd world eastern european doesnt mean you should, have some respect for yourself and your home. Jackass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:38:16 2017 No.8611914 >>8611825 What the hell is that, looking at it is making me feel uneasy, like some primal feeling shouting STAY AWAY. Is it a piece of a shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:39:30 2017 No.8611920 >>8606664 id inhale that entire thing

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:40:50 2017 No.8611924 >>8608940 And now I understand why mexicans always end up half as wide as they are tall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:45:58 2017 No.8611943 File: 185 KB, 624x347, 1330556355075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8608375 Clips like this make me wonder what it wouldve been like if tim and eric had found him while they were still doing awesome show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:52:22 2017 No.8611961 >>8609822 There's nothing wrong with eating an egg raw.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:54:02 2017 No.8611967 >>8611961 it is actually rumored to be the source of Jack's bigboybites

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:54:22 2017 No.8611968 >>8610116 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwBZ_wqNbAI

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 01:56:12 2017 No.8611973 >>8611120 Possibly Jack Daniel's sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 02:30:03 2017 No.8612050 >>8610921 Can't blink lest the salmonella escape

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 03:23:12 2017 No.8612141 >>8611811 >dennys hobbit menu >abomination kill yourself right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 04:53:58 2017 No.8612290 >>8611825 okay, just what in the flying fuck a doodle do is that

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 05:10:49 2017 No.8612314 File: 334 KB, 1014x600, wifey material.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 07:42:24 2017 No.8612480 >>8608534 Ma nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 08:31:33 2017 No.8612557 >>8612480 I'm not your nigga and don't need your approval no one was fooled into thinking you're heterosexual either

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 11:36:39 2017 No.8612853 >>8608228 kekt

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 12:55:50 2017 No.8613007 >>8611831 >>8611839 >>8611914 >>8612062 >>8612290 supposedly that's an inside-out cow stomache

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 24 13:15:15 2017 No.8613058 >>8609272 i dont get why people get so upset over this one

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Anonymous Fri Feb 24 13:51:38 2017 No.8613168

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Mexifat here, those are not enchiladas for fuck sake, those are called "chilaquiles" they are usually fried tortillas with green/red sauce, cheese, sour cream and sometimes chicken too, however that thing in the webm cant even be called chilaquiles, its just an abomination

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